1 00:00:02,988 --> 00:00:05,815 60th percentile for height, 50th for weight. 2 00:00:05,835 --> 00:00:07,321 Everything looks right on target. 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,192 Um, where are we with teething? 4 00:00:09,212 --> 00:00:12,228 Because she's about 90th percentile for screaming. 5 00:00:13,085 --> 00:00:15,503 Oh, she ain't been that bad. 6 00:00:15,523 --> 00:00:18,495 Oh, really? You don't hear it all the way at work? 7 00:00:19,614 --> 00:00:21,639 Kids can teethe up until their third birthday. 8 00:00:21,659 --> 00:00:23,500 Okay, now I may cry. 9 00:00:24,401 --> 00:00:26,314 Come on, we're halfway there. 10 00:00:26,334 --> 00:00:28,801 Hey, we're complaining here, all right? Get in the boat. 11 00:00:30,002 --> 00:00:31,519 I'm telling you, you're gonna miss this. 12 00:00:31,539 --> 00:00:33,459 Before you know it, she's gonna be rolling her eyes 13 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:34,957 and thinking everything you say is dumb. 14 00:00:34,977 --> 00:00:35,958 Ugh. 15 00:00:35,978 --> 00:00:37,209 Like that. 16 00:00:38,415 --> 00:00:40,049 You two thinking about having another one? 17 00:00:40,069 --> 00:00:41,866 - Definitely. - Maybe. 18 00:00:42,854 --> 00:00:43,999 Uh-oh. 19 00:00:46,206 --> 00:00:48,579 You really don't want to have more kids? 20 00:00:48,599 --> 00:00:51,615 I don't know. Probably... someday. 21 00:00:52,603 --> 00:00:54,977 You don't want CeeCee to have a little brother or sister? 22 00:00:54,997 --> 00:00:57,882 I don't know. Probably someday. 23 00:00:58,827 --> 00:01:00,504 Well, if you want them to be friends, 24 00:01:00,524 --> 00:01:02,289 that someday needs to be someday soon. 25 00:01:02,309 --> 00:01:03,333 Says who? 26 00:01:03,353 --> 00:01:05,988 Come on, there's a big gap 27 00:01:06,008 --> 00:01:07,816 between me and Sheldon and Missy. 28 00:01:07,836 --> 00:01:09,774 There's a big gap between you and your brother. 29 00:01:09,794 --> 00:01:11,385 Me and Connor are good. 30 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:12,516 You barely talk. 31 00:01:12,536 --> 00:01:14,464 Which is why we're good. 32 00:01:16,888 --> 00:01:19,219 I thought we were on the same page with this. 33 00:01:19,239 --> 00:01:22,134 Why? I never said I was ready to have another baby. 34 00:01:22,154 --> 00:01:24,049 Well, you weren't ready to have CeeCee, 35 00:01:24,069 --> 00:01:25,921 and she turned out great. 36 00:01:25,941 --> 00:01:27,923 Hey, and word on the street is, 37 00:01:27,943 --> 00:01:29,794 I, too, was an unexpected blessing. 38 00:01:32,339 --> 00:01:33,929 Look, of course I love CeeCee. 39 00:01:33,949 --> 00:01:36,192 She's the best, and you... 40 00:01:36,212 --> 00:01:37,367 have your moments. 41 00:01:37,387 --> 00:01:40,979 But having another kid is a big decision. 42 00:01:41,299 --> 00:01:43,417 Fine. You're right. 43 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,322 Maybe I shouldn't have just assumed you were on board. 44 00:01:47,658 --> 00:01:49,281 Thank you. 45 00:01:50,574 --> 00:01:52,719 This is something we should talk about. 46 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:54,374 Agreed. 47 00:01:55,927 --> 00:01:58,726 - I'm ready to have another kid. - Yeah, well, uh, too bad. 48 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:31,421 We're back. 49 00:02:31,441 --> 00:02:32,857 Hey. How was the doctor? 50 00:02:32,877 --> 00:02:35,632 CeeCee's perfect and Mandy don't want another kid. 51 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:37,862 That is not what I said. 52 00:02:37,882 --> 00:02:39,941 Great, let's go to the bedroom and get to work. 53 00:02:40,842 --> 00:02:41,986 Fat chance. 54 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:45,653 Y'all are happy you had two kids, right? 55 00:02:45,673 --> 00:02:47,688 - Of course. - Eh. 56 00:02:48,719 --> 00:02:49,787 Jim. 57 00:02:49,807 --> 00:02:51,180 What, you want me to lie? 58 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,226 You love both our children very much. 59 00:02:54,246 --> 00:02:55,837 Sure. 60 00:02:55,857 --> 00:02:56,838 Jim. 61 00:02:56,858 --> 00:02:58,176 I said sure. 62 00:02:59,339 --> 00:03:02,365 Oh, come on, don't you want a grandson someday? 63 00:03:02,385 --> 00:03:03,671 Somebody to play catch with? 64 00:03:03,691 --> 00:03:05,629 Hey. Do not drag him into this. 65 00:03:05,649 --> 00:03:07,708 Yeah, please don't. 66 00:03:08,652 --> 00:03:10,634 Look, I just got to fill in at the station. 67 00:03:10,654 --> 00:03:12,253 There's a good chance they're gonna call again. 68 00:03:12,273 --> 00:03:14,769 Now is not the time to be rolling around like a beach ball. 69 00:03:14,889 --> 00:03:16,684 - Fair point. - Thank you. 70 00:03:16,704 --> 00:03:19,459 Took you forever to lose that baby weight. 71 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,244 Again, thank you. 72 00:03:22,971 --> 00:03:25,170 You don't have to decide this right away. 73 00:03:25,190 --> 00:03:26,389 You're both young. 74 00:03:26,409 --> 00:03:28,903 Well, I'm young. 75 00:03:31,153 --> 00:03:32,776 Say it again. 76 00:03:33,938 --> 00:03:36,519 He's so young he don't even know what he's saying. 77 00:03:37,464 --> 00:03:39,489 No, I know exactly what I'm saying. 78 00:03:39,509 --> 00:03:41,916 Dude, I'm trying to help you. 79 00:03:43,339 --> 00:03:44,755 Let me help. I made the baby, 80 00:03:44,775 --> 00:03:46,888 the perfect baby, that's the baby. 81 00:03:47,308 --> 00:03:49,717 Excuse me, but we made a baby. 82 00:03:49,737 --> 00:03:51,621 Oh, dude. 83 00:04:02,402 --> 00:04:04,079 You got anything to donate to the church? 84 00:04:04,099 --> 00:04:05,428 Don't think so. 85 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:06,647 All right. 86 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:09,420 I'm getting rid of some of CeeCee's stuff she don't fit in no more. 87 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:10,651 Okay. 88 00:04:10,671 --> 00:04:12,914 Remember this one with the little footies? 89 00:04:12,934 --> 00:04:14,644 So precious. 90 00:04:15,545 --> 00:04:16,874 I know what you're doing. 91 00:04:16,894 --> 00:04:19,268 What? I'm just remembering how cute my daughter was 92 00:04:19,288 --> 00:04:20,443 when she was a baby. 93 00:04:20,463 --> 00:04:22,010 She's still a baby. 94 00:04:22,030 --> 00:04:25,100 Well, not this size of a baby. 95 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,363 Okay, stop trying to guilt me. 96 00:04:27,383 --> 00:04:28,582 How 'bout this? 97 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,628 Why don't we just put it in God's hands and see what happens? 98 00:04:31,648 --> 00:04:33,850 Put it in your own hands. That's what's gonna happen. 99 00:04:41,266 --> 00:04:42,204 Look at this. 100 00:04:42,224 --> 00:04:43,771 Guy at table two gave me 101 00:04:43,791 --> 00:04:45,250 50 cents and his phone number. 102 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:47,895 Am I really not even worth paper money? 103 00:04:49,274 --> 00:04:51,300 - You gonna call him? - Ha-ha. 104 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,595 Probably. 105 00:04:54,671 --> 00:04:56,305 Hey, can I ask you a personal question? 106 00:04:56,325 --> 00:04:57,992 Sure. 107 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:00,962 You're happy just having one kid, right? 108 00:05:00,982 --> 00:05:02,354 One kid, no husband. 109 00:05:02,374 --> 00:05:04,618 50 cents burning a hole in my pocket. 110 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,304 So happy. 111 00:05:07,379 --> 00:05:09,623 Georgie's pestering me to have another baby. 112 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,798 You don't want another one? 113 00:05:10,818 --> 00:05:12,321 Well, not right now. 114 00:05:12,341 --> 00:05:13,844 Well, then do what I did with my ex. 115 00:05:13,864 --> 00:05:17,751 I told him we were trying, but I was secretly still on birth control. 116 00:05:18,913 --> 00:05:20,259 And, uh, this is the ex-husband 117 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,377 that ended up having a baby with another woman? 118 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:25,203 You know what? Here's a quarter. 119 00:05:25,223 --> 00:05:27,282 Go call someone else for advice. 120 00:05:32,709 --> 00:05:33,647 This is the last batch. 121 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,865 Judas Priest. 122 00:05:34,885 --> 00:05:36,508 How many checks are there? 123 00:05:37,409 --> 00:05:39,827 If you'd let me sign your name, you wouldn't have to do this. 124 00:05:39,847 --> 00:05:41,481 It's fine. 125 00:05:41,501 --> 00:05:42,830 You don't trust me? 126 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:44,658 Of course I trust you. 127 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,170 So let me sign your name. 128 00:05:47,376 --> 00:05:48,999 No. 129 00:05:50,597 --> 00:05:52,143 Oh, there you are. 130 00:05:52,163 --> 00:05:53,667 Hey. What brings you by? 131 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,364 I've got baby clothes to donate. 132 00:05:55,384 --> 00:05:58,933 I thought you were gonna hold on to some of these, just in case. 133 00:05:58,953 --> 00:06:00,195 So did I. 134 00:06:00,215 --> 00:06:01,631 What's going on? 135 00:06:01,651 --> 00:06:03,720 Nothing. Just some stuff with Mandy. 136 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:07,202 You know, marriage counseling is one of the services I provide. 137 00:06:07,222 --> 00:06:08,671 Good to know. 138 00:06:09,659 --> 00:06:12,555 Or you could just talk to your mother. 139 00:06:12,575 --> 00:06:13,991 Door's open 24/7. 140 00:06:14,011 --> 00:06:15,340 If I may, 141 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,293 the boy might be more comfortable talking to... 142 00:06:18,494 --> 00:06:20,422 another man. 143 00:06:21,584 --> 00:06:23,523 What can he tell you that he can't tell me? 144 00:06:23,543 --> 00:06:25,263 Could be bedroom related. 145 00:06:25,283 --> 00:06:28,082 Yeah, he's gonna talk to you about his bedroom problems. 146 00:06:29,113 --> 00:06:30,650 I ain't got no bedroom problems. 147 00:06:31,942 --> 00:06:34,460 It's just me and Mandy are fighting about having more kids. 148 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,710 That is a common issue with young couples. 149 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,973 Y-Your father and I had our struggles with it. 150 00:06:38,993 --> 00:06:40,496 Which I counseled you through. 151 00:06:40,516 --> 00:06:42,443 Sure you did. 152 00:06:43,147 --> 00:06:47,038 Son, this is something I've dealt with in my own marriage as well. 153 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:49,157 Your first marriage? Is that why she left you? 154 00:06:49,177 --> 00:06:50,767 No, my-my current marriage. 155 00:06:50,787 --> 00:06:52,682 Why did that first one leave? 156 00:06:52,702 --> 00:06:54,510 That's not really relevant. 157 00:06:54,530 --> 00:06:56,556 My dad always said she was too hot for you. 158 00:06:56,576 --> 00:06:59,646 Hey. Selena may have been beautiful, 159 00:06:59,666 --> 00:07:01,637 but she was not out of my league. 160 00:07:02,973 --> 00:07:04,781 And there was a language barrier, 161 00:07:04,801 --> 00:07:07,425 which was a grande problemo. 162 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:12,049 Well, I just wanted to thank you again 163 00:07:12,069 --> 00:07:15,270 for letting me fill in for your weather girl last month. 164 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:16,793 No, I don't have an agent, 165 00:07:16,813 --> 00:07:19,786 but I do have a RadioShack answering machine. 166 00:07:21,383 --> 00:07:23,403 Okay, well, you've got my number. 167 00:07:23,423 --> 00:07:25,499 I'm here, I still fit into my high school jeans 168 00:07:25,519 --> 00:07:27,650 and I am not afraid to show a little cleavage. 169 00:07:28,129 --> 00:07:29,273 No, thank you. 170 00:07:31,690 --> 00:07:33,534 - Hey. - Hey. 171 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:34,800 What's going on? 172 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:37,631 Oh, I just got off the phone with the TV station. 173 00:07:37,651 --> 00:07:39,202 Oh. They call? 174 00:07:39,222 --> 00:07:40,931 A call was made. Move on. 175 00:07:41,617 --> 00:07:42,858 They got work for you? 176 00:07:42,878 --> 00:07:45,600 Not right this second, but I am at the top of their list, 177 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:48,429 so I probably shouldn't be making any... 178 00:07:48,449 --> 00:07:50,387 big life changes. 179 00:07:50,407 --> 00:07:52,433 Like getting pregnant? 180 00:07:52,453 --> 00:07:55,566 Or a face tattoo, something like that. 181 00:07:55,586 --> 00:07:57,297 You believe this? 182 00:07:58,489 --> 00:08:00,256 Beer tastes better outside. Excuse me. 183 00:08:04,856 --> 00:08:09,526 Look, this is something a lot of young couples face. 184 00:08:10,514 --> 00:08:13,149 And I really think communication is key. 185 00:08:13,169 --> 00:08:15,315 Where is this coming from? 186 00:08:16,303 --> 00:08:17,893 Well, I was talking to Pastor Jeff and... 187 00:08:17,913 --> 00:08:19,764 You told our business to Pastor Jeff? 188 00:08:19,784 --> 00:08:21,766 Well, I didn't mean to. I meant to tell my mom and... 189 00:08:21,786 --> 00:08:23,681 You told your mom, too? 190 00:08:23,701 --> 00:08:25,074 Your parents know! 191 00:08:25,094 --> 00:08:26,336 'Cause you told them! 192 00:08:26,356 --> 00:08:28,034 'Cause I'm good at communicating! 193 00:08:29,751 --> 00:08:31,602 Georgie... 194 00:08:31,622 --> 00:08:33,474 I don't want to have another kid right now. 195 00:08:33,494 --> 00:08:35,041 - Well, when? - I don't know! 196 00:08:35,061 --> 00:08:36,042 But someday? 197 00:08:36,062 --> 00:08:37,304 I don't know! 198 00:08:37,324 --> 00:08:38,740 So maybe not someday? 199 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:39,828 Maybe not. 200 00:08:39,848 --> 00:08:42,744 - Well, what if I'm not okay with that? - Well, too bad, it's my decision. 201 00:08:42,764 --> 00:08:44,735 Once again, it's our decision! 202 00:08:48,422 --> 00:08:50,176 Oop, I thought you were done. 203 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:00,196 You're in bed early. 204 00:09:00,216 --> 00:09:03,721 Yeah, well, you know us old people. 205 00:09:03,741 --> 00:09:07,018 Oh, come on, I didn't mean that. 206 00:09:08,311 --> 00:09:10,326 I'm real sorry. 207 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:13,949 You want me to sleep on the couch? 208 00:09:13,969 --> 00:09:16,517 No. You can stay. 209 00:09:16,537 --> 00:09:17,953 You sure? 210 00:09:17,973 --> 00:09:19,857 Yeah. 211 00:09:21,324 --> 00:09:23,078 Thank you. 212 00:09:25,763 --> 00:09:27,256 Little warm in here. 213 00:09:32,118 --> 00:09:33,523 That's better. 214 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:42,793 I really am sorry about what I said before. 215 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:45,372 Which part? 216 00:09:45,392 --> 00:09:48,331 Well, having another kid is your decision. 217 00:09:48,351 --> 00:09:50,551 It's your body and I support that. 218 00:09:50,571 --> 00:09:51,889 Thank you. 219 00:09:55,074 --> 00:09:56,041 Love you. 220 00:09:56,061 --> 00:09:57,895 Love you, too. 221 00:09:59,319 --> 00:10:01,736 Man, it's still hot in here. 222 00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:07,557 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 223 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:09,907 I was hot. 224 00:10:11,461 --> 00:10:13,607 And so are you, by the way. 225 00:10:18,512 --> 00:10:21,016 Back on the couch again, eh? 226 00:10:21,036 --> 00:10:22,931 Shut up. 227 00:10:27,434 --> 00:10:29,720 Dave Coulier's on tonight. 228 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:31,668 Gonna be a good one. 229 00:10:43,406 --> 00:10:44,779 What's wrong? 230 00:10:44,799 --> 00:10:47,434 Little stiff. Slept on the couch last night. 231 00:10:47,454 --> 00:10:49,262 Again? 232 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,211 First year's the hardest. Everyone knows that. 233 00:10:53,938 --> 00:10:55,529 Well, you're welcome to stay here. 234 00:10:55,549 --> 00:10:56,791 Appreciate it. 235 00:10:56,811 --> 00:11:00,262 You could have brought my granddaughter, but there's always next time. 236 00:11:01,207 --> 00:11:03,450 I don't get it. CeeCee's wonderful. 237 00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:05,756 Why wouldn't she want more of that? 238 00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:08,759 Missy was wonderful at that age, too. 239 00:11:08,779 --> 00:11:11,273 Now I'm contemplating an exorcism. 240 00:11:13,523 --> 00:11:15,810 You don't know what's gonna happen. 241 00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:18,856 When I got pregnant the second time and it was twins? 242 00:11:18,876 --> 00:11:20,293 That was a lot. 243 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,153 Eh, twins don't sound so bad. 244 00:11:23,098 --> 00:11:24,808 Although, one of them was Sheldon. 245 00:11:25,709 --> 00:11:28,301 Sheldon was a gift from God. 246 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,640 A difficult gift from God. 247 00:11:31,702 --> 00:11:33,667 Hey, what are the odds of me having a genius? 248 00:11:33,687 --> 00:11:35,384 Your father had one. 249 00:11:37,547 --> 00:11:38,876 He's gone now. 250 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:40,487 You can tell me the truth. 251 00:11:40,507 --> 00:11:42,173 Is Sheldon really his? 252 00:11:43,074 --> 00:11:44,186 Georgie Cooper. 253 00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:46,710 Well, Sheldon's smart, tall and thin. 254 00:11:46,730 --> 00:11:48,267 It ain't a crazy question. 255 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,845 He has a twin sister. 256 00:11:50,865 --> 00:11:52,445 And that's the perfect cover. 257 00:11:58,655 --> 00:11:59,680 Need a hand? 258 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,508 Oh, you could help me set the table. 259 00:12:01,528 --> 00:12:03,771 On it. Forks on the right, knives on the left. 260 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,501 - Nope. - On it. 261 00:12:06,707 --> 00:12:08,167 Will Georgie be back for dinner? 262 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,591 I don't know. 263 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,116 Will he be back ever? 264 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,995 Of course he will. 265 00:12:14,015 --> 00:12:15,177 Well, when? 266 00:12:15,197 --> 00:12:18,253 When he stops trying to inseminate me. 267 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,354 You know, I read an article where women in their 30s 268 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,749 are starting to freeze their eggs. 269 00:12:23,822 --> 00:12:26,581 Huh. Well, if you're gonna do that, would you mind using the garage freezer? 270 00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:28,671 I don't want your eggs next to my ice cream. 271 00:12:29,723 --> 00:12:31,757 Okay, can we please stop talking about my eggs? 272 00:12:31,777 --> 00:12:33,357 I'd like that. 273 00:12:34,258 --> 00:12:36,273 Just want you to know I'm on your side. 274 00:12:37,478 --> 00:12:39,852 So, if I never have another kid, you're okay with that? 275 00:12:39,872 --> 00:12:43,584 Well, let's not be throwing "never" around. 276 00:12:44,442 --> 00:12:45,728 I vote for more kids. 277 00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:47,850 My uterus is not a democracy. 278 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,081 Pretty touchy. 279 00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:53,725 We sure she's not already pregnant? 280 00:12:59,936 --> 00:13:01,134 Thanks for dinner. 281 00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:02,263 'Course. 282 00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:04,747 I'm grateful one of my kids still wants to eat with me. 283 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:07,608 That's why I want a bunch. Up my odds. 284 00:13:08,466 --> 00:13:10,143 Well, we can pray on it. 285 00:13:10,163 --> 00:13:12,755 I-I don't know. God only had one kid. 286 00:13:12,775 --> 00:13:14,354 He'll probably take Mandy's side. 287 00:13:19,303 --> 00:13:20,839 Cooper residence. 288 00:13:21,697 --> 00:13:23,766 Oh, hi. Yes, he's still here. 289 00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:27,454 You know, if you and Georgie need to talk, I am happy to watch CeeCee. 290 00:13:28,312 --> 00:13:29,772 Not the time? Okay. 291 00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:30,980 It's for you. 292 00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:33,817 - Hi. - Hi. 293 00:13:34,218 --> 00:13:35,778 Are you planning on coming home tonight? 294 00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:37,040 I don't know. 295 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,833 I don't really want to have another fight. 296 00:13:38,853 --> 00:13:41,653 So, instead, you're gonna hide at your mommy's house? 297 00:13:41,673 --> 00:13:42,959 You're at your mommy's house. 298 00:13:42,979 --> 00:13:44,656 We live at my mommy's house! 299 00:13:44,676 --> 00:13:46,604 And let's stop saying "mommy." 300 00:13:47,548 --> 00:13:49,397 So you can decide what I'm allowed to say, 301 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,941 how many kids I can have. 302 00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,795 Anything else you'd like to decide for me? 303 00:13:52,815 --> 00:13:54,840 Yes. You're staying there tonight. 304 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:57,234 Great, 'cause my mom's making a pie, 305 00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,138 and it smells delicious. 306 00:14:01,737 --> 00:14:03,370 Do I have to make a pie now? 307 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:06,711 It... would keep me from being a liar. 308 00:14:09,954 --> 00:14:12,021 You see Georgie, tell him we're running low on brake pads. 309 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,997 I'll take care of it. 310 00:14:14,158 --> 00:14:16,684 - Where is he? - I don't know. He'll be in soon. 311 00:14:16,704 --> 00:14:19,180 You don't know where he is? Did he not come home last night? 312 00:14:19,802 --> 00:14:22,109 Did you not come home last night? 313 00:14:22,617 --> 00:14:25,459 - Mind your own business. - Aw, come on, my business is boring. 314 00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:28,255 Hey. 315 00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:29,593 Where were you last night? 316 00:14:30,451 --> 00:14:32,128 - You told him? - No. 317 00:14:32,148 --> 00:14:33,841 And yet I know. 318 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,469 - You got anything better to do? - No. 319 00:14:35,489 --> 00:14:37,394 So where were you? 320 00:14:37,414 --> 00:14:38,482 I was at my mom's. 321 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:41,050 Hmm. That means fight with the wife. 322 00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:42,376 Go. 323 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,189 You doing all right? 324 00:14:49,209 --> 00:14:51,572 I don't really want to talk about it. 325 00:14:52,821 --> 00:14:55,151 Well, no one loves not talking about stuff more than me, 326 00:14:55,171 --> 00:14:57,665 but, uh, I'm here, if you want. 327 00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:00,635 I just feel like this is a life-changing decision 328 00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:02,115 and my opinion don't matter. 329 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,378 Well, you can't push something like this. 330 00:15:04,398 --> 00:15:06,206 There's a ticking clock. 331 00:15:06,226 --> 00:15:07,414 I know. 332 00:15:08,202 --> 00:15:10,036 I also know that Audrey didn't want a second kid 333 00:15:10,056 --> 00:15:12,079 till Mandy went off to kindergarten. 334 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,343 Suddenly, the house was empty 335 00:15:13,363 --> 00:15:15,378 and she couldn't keep her hands off me. 336 00:15:16,627 --> 00:15:18,119 And then you had Connor. 337 00:15:18,404 --> 00:15:21,210 Well, sometimes a ticking clock is attached to a bomb. 338 00:15:28,944 --> 00:15:29,881 Hey. 339 00:15:29,901 --> 00:15:31,090 Hello. 340 00:15:32,252 --> 00:15:34,364 Can I ask you a weird question? 341 00:15:34,384 --> 00:15:36,704 Kind of my thing, but go ahead. 342 00:15:37,648 --> 00:15:39,543 Do you ever wish you were an only child? 343 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,790 Yes. 344 00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:42,807 You were very mean to me. 345 00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:44,809 Okay, well, not all the time. 346 00:15:44,829 --> 00:15:47,932 When I was five, you told me hot peppers were candy. 347 00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:50,728 We were kids. 348 00:15:50,748 --> 00:15:53,394 What about the wedgie that twisted my testicles? 349 00:15:53,795 --> 00:15:55,385 Okay, well, they had barely dropped yet. 350 00:15:55,405 --> 00:15:56,560 Remember when you told me 351 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,509 if I jumped off the roof with an umbrella I would float down? 352 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:03,219 Just remember the sound you made when you landed. 353 00:16:03,239 --> 00:16:06,212 The sound was "snap" and it was my collarbone. 354 00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:12,359 Hello. 355 00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:14,839 Yes, this is she. 356 00:16:14,859 --> 00:16:17,146 Absolutely I'm available. 357 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:18,843 No problem, I'll be there. 358 00:16:18,863 --> 00:16:19,844 Who was that? 359 00:16:19,864 --> 00:16:22,064 That was the news station. They need me to fill in again. 360 00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:23,968 - That's great. - I know. 361 00:16:31,006 --> 00:16:32,586 Sorry I wasn't a better sister. 362 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:35,893 It's okay. It made me who I am today. 363 00:16:37,099 --> 00:16:38,766 Don't make me feel worse. 364 00:16:46,978 --> 00:16:49,613 Hey. 365 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,614 You look nice. 366 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,312 Thank you. 367 00:16:52,332 --> 00:16:55,750 I was only gone one night. You ain't going on a date, are you? 368 00:16:56,718 --> 00:16:58,100 Very funny. 369 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,407 The station called, they need extra help tomorrow. 370 00:17:00,427 --> 00:17:02,713 Oh, that's great. Congratulations. 371 00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:04,280 Yep, see, if I were pregnant, 372 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,847 I wouldn't be able to do this. 373 00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:09,416 I know, and I want you to have a career. 374 00:17:09,436 --> 00:17:11,638 I just got a little freaked out because I thought 375 00:17:11,658 --> 00:17:14,235 we were on the same page about what we wanted in life. 376 00:17:14,802 --> 00:17:17,848 Yeah, well, we probably should've talked about it before we got married. 377 00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:20,286 We can talk about it now. 378 00:17:21,491 --> 00:17:22,636 Okay. 379 00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:31,252 You start. 380 00:17:31,939 --> 00:17:34,310 Okay. Well, I always thought 381 00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:37,139 one day I would live in a big city. 382 00:17:37,159 --> 00:17:38,923 Like Miami. 383 00:17:38,943 --> 00:17:40,480 Miami? 384 00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:43,102 What is wrong with Miami? 385 00:17:43,122 --> 00:17:45,093 Well, for starters, it ain't in Texas. 386 00:17:46,037 --> 00:17:47,758 Okay, a lot of places aren't in Texas. 387 00:17:47,778 --> 00:17:49,750 Well, that's their problem. 388 00:17:51,086 --> 00:17:53,460 So, you never want to move out of Texas? 389 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,462 No. Plus, in a city like Miami, 390 00:17:55,482 --> 00:17:56,637 you ain't got no space. 391 00:17:56,657 --> 00:17:58,029 Here, we can get a bunch of land, 392 00:17:58,049 --> 00:17:59,161 have some horses... 393 00:17:59,181 --> 00:18:01,032 Ugh, God, I hate horses. 394 00:18:01,052 --> 00:18:03,034 What? How did I not know this? 395 00:18:03,054 --> 00:18:04,645 'Cause we don't talk. 396 00:18:04,665 --> 00:18:07,648 Okay, so we don't have horses. 397 00:18:07,668 --> 00:18:09,204 We can have a bunch of dogs. 398 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:13,175 How about just one... 399 00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:14,731 and it's a cat? 400 00:18:15,589 --> 00:18:17,223 You're a cat person? 401 00:18:17,243 --> 00:18:18,474 Meow. 402 00:18:20,594 --> 00:18:22,097 Maybe talking was a bad idea. 403 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:27,701 Well, when you think about it, not talking has really worked for us. 404 00:18:28,602 --> 00:18:29,877 It has, hasn't it? 405 00:18:31,082 --> 00:18:33,108 I can love you and not tell you stuff. 406 00:18:33,128 --> 00:18:34,973 I love you because you don't tell me stuff. 407 00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:38,635 Who knows, maybe one day 408 00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:40,768 I'll change my mind about having kids. 409 00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:42,237 So the door's open? 410 00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:44,728 - Sure. - Great. 411 00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:50,560 I think it's getting a little hot in here. 412 00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,072 Oh, my God. 413 00:18:53,155 --> 00:18:54,225 Come on. 414 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,301 And now, for a live look at the storm, 415 00:19:00,321 --> 00:19:03,399 let's go to our correspondent on the scene, Mandy McAllister. 416 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,521 Thank you, Heather. 417 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,622 It's really coming down out here. 418 00:19:08,642 --> 00:19:12,440 There are flood warnings in effect for the whole county. 419 00:19:12,764 --> 00:19:15,455 As you can see, this small pond 420 00:19:15,475 --> 00:19:17,620 that I've been told to stand in... 421 00:19:19,218 --> 00:19:23,550 is quickly filling up with cold, murky water. 422 00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:25,160 She looks miserable. 423 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:27,108 We should record this. 424 00:19:28,357 --> 00:19:30,513 I'm Mandy McAllister. 425 00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:32,298 Stay off the roads, 426 00:19:32,318 --> 00:19:33,821 stay inside, and... 427 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:36,580 That's a snake, that's a snake! 428 00:19:37,331 --> 00:19:39,574 That is a big snake.