1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:02,744 Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:02,764 --> 00:00:04,735 Hey, Connie. 3 00:00:05,592 --> 00:00:06,867 What's going on? 4 00:00:07,068 --> 00:00:08,053 Nothing. 5 00:00:10,815 --> 00:00:12,395 Who calls a pay phone? 6 00:00:12,617 --> 00:00:14,020 Are you selling drugs? 7 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,311 Don't be crazy, I'm not a drug dealer. 8 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,179 Okay, well, then what? 9 00:00:18,915 --> 00:00:21,033 I'm a bookie. 10 00:00:21,334 --> 00:00:23,677 If you need money, why don't you just go out and get a real job? 11 00:00:23,697 --> 00:00:26,942 I made 700 bucks yesterday. 12 00:00:26,962 --> 00:00:28,595 What did you make? 13 00:00:28,615 --> 00:00:30,206 I'm not handling any money. 14 00:00:30,226 --> 00:00:32,164 I just take bets for her when Dale's home. 15 00:00:32,184 --> 00:00:33,600 That's still illegal. 16 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:35,211 What are you thinking? You're a mom! 17 00:00:35,231 --> 00:00:37,387 Oh, come on, I supported your criminal activities. 18 00:00:37,407 --> 00:00:39,117 The least you can do is support mine. 19 00:00:44,196 --> 00:00:45,776 There you go. 20 00:00:47,025 --> 00:00:47,963 Oh, hey, Connie. 21 00:00:47,983 --> 00:00:49,044 Hey. 22 00:00:49,245 --> 00:00:51,270 I just need a cup of coffee to go. 23 00:00:51,290 --> 00:00:53,229 Yeah, sure, no problem. 24 00:00:53,249 --> 00:00:56,188 And to see if you might be interested in a little, uh... 25 00:00:56,208 --> 00:00:57,363 side work. 26 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:00,758 Are we talking bookie work? 27 00:01:00,778 --> 00:01:03,630 Thank you for saying that out loud. 28 00:01:03,650 --> 00:01:05,415 Sorry, I get excited. 29 00:01:05,435 --> 00:01:07,983 I just need a little help with a sticky collection. 30 00:01:08,003 --> 00:01:09,419 Okay, who is it? 31 00:01:09,439 --> 00:01:10,801 Your dad. 32 00:01:11,702 --> 00:01:13,978 That is sticky. 33 00:01:45,301 --> 00:01:46,730 Oh, there you are. 34 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:47,718 Yep. 35 00:01:47,738 --> 00:01:49,676 Doing my own laundry 36 00:01:49,696 --> 00:01:52,060 'cause that's just the kind of husband I am. 37 00:01:53,396 --> 00:01:54,899 You want me to give you a medal? 38 00:01:54,919 --> 00:01:57,249 Mm, medal's a bit much, but... 39 00:01:57,269 --> 00:02:00,112 there might be other stuff you could give me. 40 00:02:00,272 --> 00:02:02,472 Do you ever think about anything else? 41 00:02:02,492 --> 00:02:03,821 Not really. 42 00:02:03,841 --> 00:02:05,649 It's impressive I get anything done. 43 00:02:05,669 --> 00:02:07,651 Well, anyway, 44 00:02:07,671 --> 00:02:09,522 your meemaw asked me to help her out 45 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:10,784 with a little business. 46 00:02:10,804 --> 00:02:11,916 Bookie business? 47 00:02:11,936 --> 00:02:13,483 Hey, be cool, okay? 48 00:02:13,503 --> 00:02:15,485 We don't say it out loud. 49 00:02:15,505 --> 00:02:17,052 I thought you were done with that. 50 00:02:17,072 --> 00:02:18,096 I was, but... 51 00:02:18,116 --> 00:02:19,924 this is a special circumstance. 52 00:02:19,944 --> 00:02:21,827 What's going on? 53 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:26,446 Well, it seems my dad lost money to her and hasn't paid her yet. 54 00:02:26,466 --> 00:02:28,324 Aw, man. 55 00:02:28,344 --> 00:02:30,500 I'm sorry she put you in the middle of this. 56 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:31,858 Um, actually, it's great. 57 00:02:31,878 --> 00:02:32,734 What? 58 00:02:32,754 --> 00:02:34,417 Yeah, I mean, he's always giving me crap 59 00:02:34,437 --> 00:02:36,452 about how I am with money, and now I got him. 60 00:02:37,701 --> 00:02:40,336 Honestly, this must be what heroin feels like. 61 00:02:40,356 --> 00:02:42,729 Well, you're not upset your dad's gambling? 62 00:02:42,749 --> 00:02:44,895 Hello, I got him. 63 00:02:54,065 --> 00:02:57,353 Stay tuned for Wheel of Fortune. 64 00:02:57,373 --> 00:02:59,181 I heard Vanna White was in Playboy. 65 00:02:59,201 --> 00:03:00,530 Is that true? 66 00:03:00,550 --> 00:03:02,565 May 1987. 67 00:03:03,727 --> 00:03:05,970 How do you know that? 68 00:03:05,990 --> 00:03:07,972 Because it was very tasteful. 69 00:03:07,992 --> 00:03:10,005 And I was disappointed. 70 00:03:10,342 --> 00:03:13,978 Hey, Grandma, how you feel about giving this one her bath tonight? 71 00:03:13,998 --> 00:03:16,546 I would love nothing more. 72 00:03:16,566 --> 00:03:18,653 And no tooting in the tub. 73 00:03:18,673 --> 00:03:20,550 I know your daddy thinks it's funny, 74 00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:22,150 but we are ladies. 75 00:03:29,405 --> 00:03:32,247 Well, this is nice, just the two of us. 76 00:03:33,409 --> 00:03:34,781 Sure, I guess. 77 00:03:34,801 --> 00:03:37,074 Mm-hmm, watching a little TV? 78 00:03:37,369 --> 00:03:38,861 Yeah, Wheel is coming up. 79 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,178 Cool. 80 00:03:40,198 --> 00:03:42,084 You ever gonna pay Connie the money you owe her? 81 00:03:42,158 --> 00:03:43,399 What? 82 00:03:43,419 --> 00:03:45,314 I know about your betting. I can't believe you... 83 00:03:45,334 --> 00:03:46,478 Look. 84 00:03:47,858 --> 00:03:49,013 It's not a big deal. 85 00:03:49,033 --> 00:03:50,623 This was the first time. 86 00:03:50,643 --> 00:03:52,408 - Dad. - The first time I lost. 87 00:03:52,428 --> 00:03:54,573 - Dad. - The first time I lost this much. 88 00:03:56,084 --> 00:03:57,661 I can't believe you didn't pay her. 89 00:03:57,681 --> 00:03:58,805 I'm gonna. 90 00:03:58,825 --> 00:04:00,242 Okay, well... 91 00:04:00,262 --> 00:04:02,364 here I am, 1,200 bucks, let's go. 92 00:04:03,526 --> 00:04:06,344 No, if I pay all at once, your mother will know. 93 00:04:06,706 --> 00:04:07,510 So? 94 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:10,349 Try to keep up here. I don't want her to. 95 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,374 Well, then you better pay. 96 00:04:13,579 --> 00:04:14,985 You know I'm good for it. 97 00:04:16,104 --> 00:04:17,259 I don't know a lot of things, 98 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,912 like I didn't know you were a deadbeat. 99 00:04:18,932 --> 00:04:20,653 I ain't no deadbeat. 100 00:04:20,673 --> 00:04:23,178 And this whole time you have been on me about my debt. 101 00:04:23,198 --> 00:04:24,831 That ain't the same. 102 00:04:24,851 --> 00:04:26,181 Agreed. 103 00:04:26,201 --> 00:04:28,400 I got a closet full of purses and shoes. 104 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:30,566 You got nothing, now pay up. 105 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:32,448 Or what? 106 00:04:32,468 --> 00:04:35,016 Or I'll tell Mom. 107 00:04:35,036 --> 00:04:37,529 - Snitch. - Deadbeat. 108 00:04:43,131 --> 00:04:44,460 How was your weekend? 109 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,929 Just swell. 110 00:04:48,384 --> 00:04:50,454 Aren't you gonna ask me about mine? 111 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:52,588 I wasn't planning on it. 112 00:04:54,011 --> 00:04:55,601 Saw that movie Braveheart. 113 00:04:55,621 --> 00:04:57,473 For a dude in a skirt and makeup, 114 00:04:57,493 --> 00:04:59,376 he's a badass. 115 00:04:59,504 --> 00:05:00,857 I don't care. 116 00:05:04,282 --> 00:05:05,742 What's his problem? 117 00:05:05,762 --> 00:05:07,526 Oh, don't worry, it ain't you. 118 00:05:07,546 --> 00:05:09,958 I'm not worried, I'm nosy. 119 00:05:11,289 --> 00:05:13,174 Just leave it alone. 120 00:05:15,337 --> 00:05:17,449 Nobody likes to chitchat anymore. 121 00:05:17,469 --> 00:05:18,711 Got a minute? 122 00:05:18,731 --> 00:05:20,409 I do not. 123 00:05:20,429 --> 00:05:23,107 Mandy told me about your situation. 124 00:05:23,127 --> 00:05:25,240 Well, this ain't none of your business. 125 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:26,719 Well, she's my meemaw, 126 00:05:26,739 --> 00:05:28,798 so it kind of is. 127 00:05:30,787 --> 00:05:32,682 I already worked this out with Mandy. 128 00:05:32,702 --> 00:05:34,757 - You paid up? - I made a payment. 129 00:05:34,777 --> 00:05:36,466 - So y'all are good? - Yes. 130 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:38,905 In 23 more payments. 131 00:05:38,925 --> 00:05:40,559 What's that mean? 132 00:05:41,155 --> 00:05:44,302 I'm doing it a little at a time so Audrey don't notice. 133 00:05:44,322 --> 00:05:46,452 Well, do you have some kind of gambling problem? 134 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:47,270 No. 135 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:49,264 Then why are you keeping things from Mrs. McAllister? 136 00:05:49,284 --> 00:05:50,700 It's just one thing. 137 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,702 What about the trip to the riverboat casino? 138 00:05:52,722 --> 00:05:55,272 That was on water. It's different. 139 00:05:55,768 --> 00:05:57,576 Mr. McAllister. 140 00:05:57,596 --> 00:05:59,100 All right, look, it's just a hobby. 141 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,916 I'm allowed to have a hobby. 142 00:06:01,052 --> 00:06:02,929 Okay, well, we're fixing up your Mustang. 143 00:06:02,949 --> 00:06:04,279 Ain't that a hobby? 144 00:06:04,299 --> 00:06:05,497 You're right, that solves it. 145 00:06:05,517 --> 00:06:06,798 Get out. 146 00:06:11,219 --> 00:06:13,288 Okay, talked to my dad. 147 00:06:13,308 --> 00:06:14,593 There you go. 148 00:06:14,613 --> 00:06:16,334 $50? 149 00:06:16,354 --> 00:06:18,336 He owes me $1,200. 150 00:06:18,356 --> 00:06:20,686 No, he owes you $1,200 151 00:06:20,706 --> 00:06:22,895 minus $50. 152 00:06:24,449 --> 00:06:26,170 This is just the first installment. 153 00:06:26,190 --> 00:06:27,302 Okay, he's good for it. 154 00:06:27,322 --> 00:06:29,173 This ain't a layaway. 155 00:06:29,193 --> 00:06:31,175 He's not buying a blouse at Dillard's. 156 00:06:31,195 --> 00:06:33,046 Hey, what's going on? 157 00:06:33,066 --> 00:06:35,440 Well, my dad owes her. 158 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:38,051 I told you not to take money from family, 159 00:06:38,071 --> 00:06:39,662 but you never listen. 160 00:06:39,682 --> 00:06:42,752 Speaking of not listening, ignore him. 161 00:06:42,772 --> 00:06:44,188 Look, you'll get your money. 162 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,582 What, I have to wait months? 163 00:06:46,602 --> 00:06:48,898 She might not make it that long. 164 00:06:49,126 --> 00:06:51,152 You may not make it to dinner. 165 00:06:51,172 --> 00:06:53,110 Now, look. 166 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:55,156 If I let your dad slide, 167 00:06:55,176 --> 00:06:57,114 I get a reputation for being soft. 168 00:06:57,134 --> 00:06:58,811 All of a sudden, nobody pays up. 169 00:06:58,831 --> 00:07:00,335 Well... 170 00:07:00,355 --> 00:07:02,163 I can help out a little. 171 00:07:02,183 --> 00:07:03,381 What you got? 172 00:07:03,401 --> 00:07:05,992 $17 and... 173 00:07:06,012 --> 00:07:07,905 baggie of Cheerios. 174 00:07:08,406 --> 00:07:10,823 You need a little muscle? 175 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:12,434 I'm right here. 176 00:07:12,454 --> 00:07:13,565 Thank you so much. 177 00:07:13,585 --> 00:07:14,566 Very comforting. 178 00:07:14,586 --> 00:07:17,471 Just try to avoid my naptime. 179 00:07:18,076 --> 00:07:21,347 Look, can you handle this, or do I need to get involved? 180 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:22,748 Yeah, I can handle it. 181 00:07:22,768 --> 00:07:24,837 Well, good. 182 00:07:24,857 --> 00:07:26,535 Would you like some cookies? 183 00:07:26,555 --> 00:07:28,364 Fresh from the oven. 184 00:07:28,644 --> 00:07:30,702 You're a weird grandma. 185 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,804 She wants all of it at once. 186 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:37,198 Why don't you let me talk to her? 187 00:07:37,218 --> 00:07:38,851 I'm her favorite. 188 00:07:39,296 --> 00:07:40,789 Are you? 189 00:07:41,165 --> 00:07:43,769 Sheldon moved away and Missy called her a bitch last week, 190 00:07:43,789 --> 00:07:45,186 so yeah. 191 00:07:46,150 --> 00:07:48,383 You know, I think you might need a little backup. 192 00:07:48,403 --> 00:07:49,819 What you got in mind? 193 00:07:51,406 --> 00:07:54,780 Isn't this a nice surprise? 194 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,218 - CeeCee missed her meemaw. - Aw. 195 00:07:57,238 --> 00:07:58,758 I missed her, too. 196 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:00,999 Aren't you the cutest thing? 197 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,314 Can you believe your daddy thinks I'm a complete idiot? 198 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,619 What are you talking about? 199 00:08:07,639 --> 00:08:10,056 Oh, you've come over here to butter me up. 200 00:08:10,076 --> 00:08:12,060 No. 201 00:08:12,196 --> 00:08:14,092 She's here to butter you up. 202 00:08:14,523 --> 00:08:18,655 She's cute, but she ain't $1,200 cute. 203 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:21,912 I'll settle it with Jim myself. 204 00:08:21,932 --> 00:08:23,287 What, you gonna have his knees broken? 205 00:08:23,307 --> 00:08:25,844 No. His balls. 206 00:08:27,093 --> 00:08:29,195 Can you say "balls"? 207 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,255 Hello? 208 00:08:34,275 --> 00:08:36,594 Oh, hi, Connie, how are you? 209 00:08:40,455 --> 00:08:42,034 Is that so? 210 00:08:44,589 --> 00:08:47,180 Well, thank you for telling me. 211 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,782 Oh, don't worry. One way or another, he'll pay. 212 00:08:53,206 --> 00:08:54,362 Who was that? 213 00:08:54,382 --> 00:08:56,538 Just someone wanting money. 214 00:08:56,558 --> 00:08:58,268 Ugh, that is so annoying. 215 00:08:59,169 --> 00:09:01,837 It sure is. 216 00:09:13,314 --> 00:09:15,948 Did you use margarine in the mashed potatoes? 217 00:09:15,968 --> 00:09:18,000 I didn't think you'd notice. 218 00:09:18,162 --> 00:09:20,333 Guess I would've lost that bet. 219 00:09:21,409 --> 00:09:22,955 They taste fine to me. 220 00:09:22,975 --> 00:09:26,959 The hydrogenated fats and triglycerides don't bother you? 221 00:09:26,979 --> 00:09:28,744 Must be nice. 222 00:09:28,764 --> 00:09:30,833 Georgie, I've been meaning to ask, 223 00:09:30,853 --> 00:09:32,574 how is your meemaw doing? 224 00:09:32,594 --> 00:09:35,881 Oh, you know her... drinking, smoking, 225 00:09:35,901 --> 00:09:37,318 hitting gophers with a golf club. 226 00:09:37,338 --> 00:09:38,700 The usual. 227 00:09:39,862 --> 00:09:42,192 We should ask her and Dale to come over for dinner. 228 00:09:42,212 --> 00:09:43,889 Wouldn't that be nice, Jim? 229 00:09:43,909 --> 00:09:46,170 Well, I don't know, drinking, smoking... 230 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:48,426 do you really want that around your children? 231 00:09:49,437 --> 00:09:51,549 We are impressionable. 232 00:09:51,569 --> 00:09:55,118 Don't be silly, I'm gonna give her a call. 233 00:09:55,138 --> 00:09:56,206 I'll talk to her. 234 00:09:56,226 --> 00:09:57,660 Thank you. 235 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,731 Let her know she doesn't need to bring anything. 236 00:09:59,751 --> 00:10:01,239 - Will do. - And when she's here, 237 00:10:01,259 --> 00:10:03,518 ask her not to take any more bets from my husband. 238 00:10:05,409 --> 00:10:07,395 Daddy! 239 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:10,180 Cut the "Daddy" crap. I know you're in on it. 240 00:10:10,414 --> 00:10:12,647 Mandy! 241 00:10:13,809 --> 00:10:15,126 Nice try. 242 00:10:15,554 --> 00:10:17,089 Thank you. 243 00:10:17,203 --> 00:10:18,750 I can't believe you. 244 00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:20,881 And I can't believe none of you told me. 245 00:10:20,901 --> 00:10:23,307 - I didn't know. - Of course not, honey. 246 00:10:23,327 --> 00:10:25,861 I still don't know. What is happening? 247 00:10:26,343 --> 00:10:27,411 I should've told you. 248 00:10:27,431 --> 00:10:29,890 No, you never should've been making bets in the first place. 249 00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:31,535 All right, I'll take care of it. 250 00:10:33,655 --> 00:10:36,584 You've done enough. I'll take care of it. 251 00:10:40,052 --> 00:10:41,947 Okay, I got it. 252 00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:44,548 Dad lost all our money, and now we have to eat margarine. 253 00:10:47,756 --> 00:10:48,737 Sorry you had 254 00:10:48,757 --> 00:10:50,511 to find out like that. 255 00:10:51,673 --> 00:10:53,045 But he left me no choice. 256 00:10:53,065 --> 00:10:54,046 Well, 257 00:10:54,066 --> 00:10:55,831 he won't be doing it again. 258 00:10:57,069 --> 00:10:58,877 So, you got something for me? 259 00:10:58,897 --> 00:11:01,043 No, I think we're good. 260 00:11:02,205 --> 00:11:05,449 You realize he still owes me a lot of money. 261 00:11:05,469 --> 00:11:08,006 I do. We're not paying. 262 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:11,847 Yes, you are. He made a bet. 263 00:11:11,867 --> 00:11:15,807 So did you; that he would pay. 264 00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:16,928 You lost. 265 00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:20,646 That ain't the way this works. 266 00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:23,424 Well, sports betting is illegal in the state of Texas. 267 00:11:23,444 --> 00:11:24,642 We owe you nothing. 268 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:28,853 You're really starting to piss me off. 269 00:11:30,015 --> 00:11:33,129 We can always call the police and see what they have to say. 270 00:11:33,149 --> 00:11:35,164 You wouldn't dare. 271 00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:37,883 Wouldn't I? 272 00:11:38,284 --> 00:11:41,736 I go down, I take your daughter with me. 273 00:11:42,898 --> 00:11:44,565 You're bluffing. 274 00:11:45,509 --> 00:11:47,143 You're bluffing. 275 00:11:47,163 --> 00:11:48,318 Hey, Audrey. 276 00:11:48,338 --> 00:11:51,103 Oh, what a nice surprise. 277 00:11:51,123 --> 00:11:53,180 That I remembered your name. 278 00:11:53,691 --> 00:11:55,281 Dale. 279 00:11:55,301 --> 00:11:56,718 What brings you by? 280 00:11:56,738 --> 00:11:59,721 She just came by to threaten me. 281 00:11:59,741 --> 00:12:01,505 What are you doing that for? 282 00:12:01,525 --> 00:12:05,161 She should never have taken a bet from my husband. 283 00:12:05,181 --> 00:12:06,510 Oh, yeah, you know. 284 00:12:06,530 --> 00:12:08,077 I told her, but you know this one, 285 00:12:08,097 --> 00:12:10,906 she's like a dog with a bone. 286 00:12:10,926 --> 00:12:13,289 Do you need to be here? 287 00:12:14,095 --> 00:12:15,519 That is a good question. 288 00:12:15,539 --> 00:12:17,815 Why did I come in here? 289 00:12:18,716 --> 00:12:20,025 I'm leaving. 290 00:12:20,726 --> 00:12:22,700 You better not do anything stupid. 291 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,301 Don't you tell me what to do. 292 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,928 I hate that woman. 293 00:12:32,948 --> 00:12:35,224 Her name is Audrey. 294 00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:41,502 Hi. 295 00:12:41,522 --> 00:12:44,059 Your mother sucks! 296 00:12:45,177 --> 00:12:47,682 You're just figuring this out? 297 00:12:47,702 --> 00:12:49,945 She's threatened to call the cops. 298 00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:51,729 What did you say? 299 00:12:51,749 --> 00:12:54,558 I told her, if I was going down, I was taking you with me. 300 00:12:54,578 --> 00:12:57,213 Oh, my God! You're joking, right? 301 00:12:57,233 --> 00:13:00,858 No. Yeah, well, no. Prob-Probably. 302 00:13:01,759 --> 00:13:02,740 Connie. 303 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,568 I know everybody'd be a lot happier 304 00:13:04,588 --> 00:13:07,310 if I was just some sweet old lady playing bingo, 305 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,573 tucking tissues up my sleeve. 306 00:13:09,593 --> 00:13:11,401 Yeah, you do keep tissues up your sleeve. 307 00:13:11,421 --> 00:13:14,143 Well, it's like an extra pocket. 308 00:13:14,163 --> 00:13:16,798 Let me talk to my her, okay? I'll see what I can do. 309 00:13:16,818 --> 00:13:18,974 Good. You might remind her 310 00:13:18,994 --> 00:13:21,716 that when you were pregnant, I took you in. 311 00:13:21,736 --> 00:13:22,717 That is true. 312 00:13:22,737 --> 00:13:25,154 And I was the one who paid all your medical bills. 313 00:13:25,174 --> 00:13:26,590 Yes, you did. 314 00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:29,870 And your daughter is named after me, for God's sake. 315 00:13:30,832 --> 00:13:32,716 Yeah, that still pisses her off. 316 00:13:33,617 --> 00:13:35,773 Good. 317 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:40,952 What's up? 318 00:13:40,972 --> 00:13:41,999 Nothing. 319 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:44,782 Just here to report a crime. 320 00:13:44,802 --> 00:13:46,436 Is it a murder? 321 00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:48,743 'Cause your ass is killing me. 322 00:13:49,293 --> 00:13:50,268 Next. 323 00:13:51,026 --> 00:13:52,573 Thank you. 324 00:13:52,593 --> 00:13:53,748 Can I help you? 325 00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:55,271 Yes, I have some information 326 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:56,620 regarding illegal sports... 327 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,231 Aren't you Jim McAllister's wife? 328 00:13:59,251 --> 00:14:01,103 How do you know Jim? 329 00:14:01,123 --> 00:14:03,148 He sponsors our softball team. They do our tires. 330 00:14:03,168 --> 00:14:05,237 Oh, right. 331 00:14:05,257 --> 00:14:08,284 That means Georgie Cooper's your son-in-law. 332 00:14:08,304 --> 00:14:09,459 He is. 333 00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:11,243 Love that kid. 334 00:14:11,263 --> 00:14:12,669 Of course you do. 335 00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:16,248 And his grandma, what a character. 336 00:14:16,268 --> 00:14:18,250 You know Connie? 337 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:20,339 Yep, I arrested her once, 338 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,331 now we go mall-walking on the weekends. 339 00:14:24,581 --> 00:14:25,813 So, what you got for me? 340 00:14:26,975 --> 00:14:30,774 I go down, I take your daughter with me! 341 00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:34,440 You know what? I just, I'm gonna... 342 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,953 I'm just gonna... 343 00:14:37,072 --> 00:14:38,608 Shake that thing. 344 00:14:45,863 --> 00:14:46,844 Where you been? 345 00:14:46,864 --> 00:14:48,966 Police station. 346 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,240 What? Why? 347 00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:54,015 Relax, I didn't turn anybody in. 348 00:14:56,874 --> 00:14:58,813 Don't take this out on Connie. This is my fault. 349 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,336 I know it's your fault. 350 00:15:00,356 --> 00:15:02,023 I mean, it's a little her fault. 351 00:15:03,141 --> 00:15:05,026 Why are you hiding things from me? 352 00:15:06,231 --> 00:15:08,126 'Cause I like placing a bet from time to time. 353 00:15:08,146 --> 00:15:09,345 You okay with that? 354 00:15:09,365 --> 00:15:12,870 No. I think it's a stupid waste of money. 355 00:15:12,890 --> 00:15:15,438 And I didn't want to upset you. 356 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,994 That's love. 357 00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:21,270 The next time you lie to me 358 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,871 is gonna be the last time you lie to me. 359 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,756 There ain't gonna be a next time. 360 00:15:27,731 --> 00:15:29,137 I hope not. 361 00:15:31,256 --> 00:15:33,228 I mean it, I don't want to get divorced. 362 00:15:34,303 --> 00:15:35,786 Oh, honey. 363 00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:38,450 I would never let you off that easy. 364 00:15:46,407 --> 00:15:48,079 You finish the brakes on the Saturn? 365 00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:49,515 Yeah, all done. 366 00:15:50,421 --> 00:15:51,692 Who's playing? 367 00:15:51,712 --> 00:15:53,563 'Stros, Cards. 368 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,086 Ah, should be a good one. 369 00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:56,827 Just starting. 370 00:15:56,847 --> 00:15:58,470 Want to make it interesting? 371 00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:01,963 The next time you lie to me 372 00:16:01,983 --> 00:16:05,096 is gonna be the last time you lie to me. 373 00:16:05,116 --> 00:16:06,478 Nope. 374 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,623 I find the game interesting enough as it is. 375 00:16:10,643 --> 00:16:13,050 Come on, ten bucks. 376 00:16:14,256 --> 00:16:15,541 Georgie! 377 00:16:15,561 --> 00:16:16,804 Yes, sir. 378 00:16:16,824 --> 00:16:18,631 Bet Ruben ten bucks on the game. 379 00:16:18,651 --> 00:16:19,894 Why? 380 00:16:19,914 --> 00:16:20,895 'Cause I can't. 381 00:16:20,915 --> 00:16:22,523 - And you're just gonna watch? - Yeah. 382 00:16:22,543 --> 00:16:25,045 When he was on a diet, he'd watch me eat doughnuts. 383 00:16:26,311 --> 00:16:27,466 And that wasn't weird? 384 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,773 - No. - It was weird. 385 00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:31,764 I'm going back to work. 386 00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:35,552 - How come you can't bet anymore? - I don't want to talk about it. 387 00:16:35,572 --> 00:16:37,781 - How much you lose? - I don't want to talk about it. 388 00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,391 Oh... That much, huh? 389 00:16:39,411 --> 00:16:41,862 Oh, come on, cheer up. You want me to eat a doughnut? 390 00:16:55,471 --> 00:16:56,844 Hey, where you been? 391 00:16:56,864 --> 00:16:59,150 Just taking care of my family. 392 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:01,022 What are you talking about? 393 00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:03,459 Well, I know how mad everyone's been, 394 00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:05,449 so I went ahead and paid Meemaw. 395 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:06,767 What? 396 00:17:06,787 --> 00:17:08,986 Oh, it's okay. 397 00:17:09,006 --> 00:17:11,684 Y'all have done so much for me, Mandy and CeeCee. 398 00:17:11,704 --> 00:17:14,078 - No thanks necessary. - You paid my debt? 399 00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:16,777 After I said not to? With our money? 400 00:17:16,797 --> 00:17:20,552 Yes, yes, also yes. 401 00:17:21,845 --> 00:17:23,784 You had no right to do that. 402 00:17:23,804 --> 00:17:25,002 I was helping! 403 00:17:25,022 --> 00:17:26,743 By humiliating me? 404 00:17:26,763 --> 00:17:29,572 I told that woman she wasn't getting any of our money. 405 00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:32,201 - It wasn't from you. - This is none of your business. 406 00:17:32,221 --> 00:17:33,837 Where did you get that kind of money from? 407 00:17:33,857 --> 00:17:36,187 Well, I had a little stashed away. 408 00:17:36,913 --> 00:17:38,973 Stashed away from me? 409 00:17:39,093 --> 00:17:41,095 Unbelievable. 410 00:17:42,257 --> 00:17:44,326 Oh, come on. I fixed it! 411 00:17:44,346 --> 00:17:47,361 Screw y'all. I'm the hero!