1 00:00:01,622 --> 00:00:03,934 Previously on Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:03,954 --> 00:00:05,442 - There's this girl. - Okay. 3 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:07,270 She works at the music store. 4 00:00:07,301 --> 00:00:09,138 - Pretty. - Yes. 5 00:00:09,158 --> 00:00:10,936 - Uh, this is Chloe. - Hi. 6 00:00:10,956 --> 00:00:12,232 I'm Connor's dad. 7 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,733 Nice to meet you, Connor's dad. 8 00:00:14,342 --> 00:00:15,248 She's here? 9 00:00:15,268 --> 00:00:16,205 Yep. 10 00:00:16,302 --> 00:00:18,665 So you got to meet her and I didn't? 11 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,109 That is what happened. 12 00:00:25,345 --> 00:00:26,172 Damn. 13 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,128 Let me, I'm good with those. 14 00:00:28,148 --> 00:00:30,708 Well, I have seen you get my bra off with one hand. 15 00:00:31,447 --> 00:00:33,866 When something's important, you put in the effort. 16 00:00:34,197 --> 00:00:35,777 Thank you. 17 00:00:36,895 --> 00:00:39,389 So... Mother's Day is coming up. 18 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:41,536 I know. You don't have to get me anything. 19 00:00:41,556 --> 00:00:42,653 Are you sure? 20 00:00:42,684 --> 00:00:45,306 This ain't one of those times when you say you don't want nothing, 21 00:00:45,326 --> 00:00:48,533 but what you really want is for me to surprise you with exactly what you want? 22 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,326 What? No. Why would you think that? 23 00:00:51,346 --> 00:00:55,458 Well, I've seen it a bunch on TV and it often leads to high jinks. 24 00:00:56,567 --> 00:00:58,234 I promise, I don't want any fuss. 25 00:00:58,265 --> 00:01:00,299 I just want a day off with you and CeeCee. 26 00:01:00,319 --> 00:01:02,064 Well, how about this? 27 00:01:02,094 --> 00:01:04,414 I get up with CeeCee and let you sleep in... 28 00:01:04,445 --> 00:01:05,763 I like it. 29 00:01:05,794 --> 00:01:07,983 Then the three of us can have a picnic at the park... 30 00:01:08,413 --> 00:01:09,419 Fun. 31 00:01:09,450 --> 00:01:11,465 Then we can drop CeeCee off with your parents 32 00:01:11,495 --> 00:01:13,510 and go to a hotel. 33 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:15,175 And you leave me there to sleep? 34 00:01:16,011 --> 00:01:17,245 Eventually. 35 00:01:17,766 --> 00:01:18,887 You're the best. 36 00:01:20,804 --> 00:01:22,936 So, you doing anything for your mom? 37 00:01:23,725 --> 00:01:25,683 I'm playing around with something. 38 00:01:25,814 --> 00:01:28,311 I'm not doing anything for that psycho. 39 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:31,572 Come on, it's Mother's Day. 40 00:01:31,602 --> 00:01:34,116 And when it's Psycho's Day, I'll bake her a cake. 41 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,510 What are y'all fighting about now? 42 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:37,732 She grounded me. 43 00:01:37,752 --> 00:01:39,684 'Cause you ran away to Mexico? 44 00:01:39,915 --> 00:01:42,705 Oh, I finished that grounding. This is a whole new one. 45 00:01:43,457 --> 00:01:44,834 For how long? 46 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:47,605 She said until the devil leaves my body. 47 00:01:47,836 --> 00:01:50,199 So you have till Sunday. Get him out. 48 00:01:50,425 --> 00:01:51,961 Who are you talking to? 49 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:54,252 No phones, you are grounded. 50 00:01:54,672 --> 00:01:56,075 Hail Satan. 51 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,902 It's just me, Mom. 52 00:01:58,922 --> 00:02:00,296 Oh. Hi. 53 00:02:00,327 --> 00:02:02,211 I was talking to her about Mother's Day. 54 00:02:02,242 --> 00:02:05,127 Not dealing with Missy is the only gift I want. 55 00:02:05,157 --> 00:02:07,129 But I am looking forward 56 00:02:07,159 --> 00:02:09,126 to seeing you and my granddaughter. 57 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:11,046 Uh-huh... 58 00:02:12,077 --> 00:02:14,046 I am gonna see you, right? 59 00:02:14,066 --> 00:02:16,974 Well, I actually had plans. 60 00:02:17,146 --> 00:02:19,713 - Oh. - But I can rearrange things. 61 00:02:19,733 --> 00:02:21,926 No, no. Don't trouble yourself. 62 00:02:21,957 --> 00:02:24,475 Oh, it's no trouble. I want to. 63 00:02:24,495 --> 00:02:27,079 Great, we can all go to church together. 64 00:02:27,536 --> 00:02:28,890 Cool. 65 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:32,291 I will tell Pastor Jeff to save you a seat up front. 66 00:02:32,311 --> 00:02:34,796 Keeps getting cooler. 67 00:02:38,233 --> 00:02:39,796 Hey, how'd it go with your mom? 68 00:02:39,816 --> 00:02:40,989 Good, good. 69 00:02:41,019 --> 00:02:43,455 So, here's a fun thought about Mother's Day... 70 00:03:11,963 --> 00:03:14,781 Ugh, I am not going to church on Mother's Day. 71 00:03:14,801 --> 00:03:17,447 Come on, it's just a few hours. 72 00:03:17,467 --> 00:03:19,419 But it's my special day. 73 00:03:20,581 --> 00:03:22,595 Then stay here and celebrate with your mom. 74 00:03:22,615 --> 00:03:24,577 But it's my special day. 75 00:03:28,415 --> 00:03:31,062 You're really not spending Mother's Day with me? 76 00:03:31,082 --> 00:03:34,281 Well, we want to, but it's complicated. 77 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:36,057 Your reign is over, deal with it. 78 00:03:37,424 --> 00:03:39,649 You still got Connor. You're around, right? 79 00:03:39,669 --> 00:03:41,889 One of the benefits of unemployment. 80 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:47,895 See? You get to spend the day with your favorite kid. 81 00:03:47,915 --> 00:03:49,694 I don't have favorites. 82 00:03:49,714 --> 00:03:51,960 Oh, just stop. Everybody knows. 83 00:03:52,722 --> 00:03:54,410 I'll make it special for you, Mom. 84 00:03:54,441 --> 00:03:56,543 Flowers, candy, breakfast in bed... 85 00:03:56,573 --> 00:03:58,588 I want to meet that girl you're seeing. 86 00:03:58,619 --> 00:04:00,590 Chocolate, I know you love chocolate. 87 00:04:01,317 --> 00:04:03,898 Come on, your father's met her, Georgie's met her. 88 00:04:03,928 --> 00:04:06,561 This is the only thing I'm asking for. 89 00:04:07,628 --> 00:04:08,729 Fine, I'll bring her. 90 00:04:08,932 --> 00:04:11,166 - Are you sure about that? - No backsies. 91 00:04:26,590 --> 00:04:28,575 How long have you been playing the bagpipes? 92 00:04:28,605 --> 00:04:30,968 I'm not sure I do, but who can tell? 93 00:04:32,479 --> 00:04:34,450 Hey, are you doing anything Sunday? 94 00:04:34,481 --> 00:04:35,930 I don't think so. Why? 95 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,627 My mom would like to meet you. 96 00:04:37,658 --> 00:04:38,889 Great. 97 00:04:39,378 --> 00:04:41,022 Why are you being so difficult? 98 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:44,721 No, I'm serious. I want to meet her. 99 00:04:45,003 --> 00:04:46,897 Okay, but I'm warning you, 100 00:04:46,928 --> 00:04:48,464 she can be a little protective. 101 00:04:48,575 --> 00:04:50,988 It's gonna be fine. Moms like me. 102 00:04:51,019 --> 00:04:53,774 She might not like that you like me. 103 00:04:53,804 --> 00:04:56,942 Oh, you think I like you? 104 00:04:57,373 --> 00:05:00,594 Of course you do, I play the bagpipes. 105 00:05:08,793 --> 00:05:11,313 Did you do the sheets, or just throw the blanket on top? 106 00:05:11,343 --> 00:05:13,707 I knew I should've waited till you left. 107 00:05:16,087 --> 00:05:17,269 Am I interrupting? 108 00:05:17,289 --> 00:05:18,986 Oh, just making the bed. 109 00:05:19,191 --> 00:05:20,307 Yeah, right. 110 00:05:21,511 --> 00:05:22,672 What's up? 111 00:05:22,703 --> 00:05:25,588 I need help. Please spend Mother's Day here. 112 00:05:25,619 --> 00:05:26,878 Sorry, we got plans. 113 00:05:26,898 --> 00:05:29,200 But Mom wants to meet Chloe and I need a buffer. 114 00:05:29,231 --> 00:05:30,550 Yeah, I get it. 115 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,774 Tried to hide this one as long as I could. 116 00:05:33,104 --> 00:05:35,163 But now your mom loves me. 117 00:05:35,193 --> 00:05:36,425 You're so cute. 118 00:05:37,457 --> 00:05:39,254 Please, I want this to go well. 119 00:05:39,284 --> 00:05:41,038 Oh, it's gonna go fine. 120 00:05:41,069 --> 00:05:42,692 Your mom wants you to be happy, 121 00:05:42,723 --> 00:05:44,564 you didn't get Chloe pregnant. 122 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,262 Wait. You didn't, right? 123 00:05:47,292 --> 00:05:48,785 No, we're not idiots. 124 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,752 - Bro. - Hey. 125 00:05:51,122 --> 00:05:53,790 I guess Dad will be there. Maybe he can keep Mom in check. 126 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:54,922 Absolutely. 127 00:05:56,347 --> 00:05:57,274 Really? 128 00:05:57,331 --> 00:05:59,013 - 'Cause usually, he... - Bup, bup, bup. 129 00:05:59,043 --> 00:06:01,711 - What's "bup, bup, bup"? - Shut up-up-up. 130 00:06:04,571 --> 00:06:08,507 I'm surprised Chloe isn't spending Mother's Day with her mother. 131 00:06:08,531 --> 00:06:10,357 Maybe her mom doesn't live here. 132 00:06:10,377 --> 00:06:12,766 Or maybe they're estranged and don't speak. 133 00:06:14,232 --> 00:06:16,321 I'll get to the bottom of it. 134 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:18,913 Oh, don't go digging up dirt. 135 00:06:18,933 --> 00:06:20,695 What if she's using him? 136 00:06:21,344 --> 00:06:23,603 Using him for what? He has nothing. 137 00:06:24,591 --> 00:06:26,606 So you admit it's weird. 138 00:06:29,643 --> 00:06:31,307 We have to be there for Connor. 139 00:06:31,327 --> 00:06:33,221 What about my mom? 140 00:06:33,251 --> 00:06:35,745 Here's the worst idea I've ever had. 141 00:06:35,776 --> 00:06:37,634 - Bring her here. - Bup, bup, bup! 142 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:39,066 How do you like it? 143 00:06:40,497 --> 00:06:41,688 Think about it. 144 00:06:41,725 --> 00:06:44,509 My mom has to be on her best behavior in front of Chloe, right? 145 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,065 So she can't be mean to your mom. 146 00:06:46,085 --> 00:06:47,822 True. 147 00:06:48,005 --> 00:06:50,484 Plus, if we call it brunch, everyone will be happy, 148 00:06:50,504 --> 00:06:52,675 'cause ladies love brunch. 149 00:06:52,706 --> 00:06:55,896 I want to say that's stupid, but we really do. 150 00:06:59,277 --> 00:07:00,291 Hello? 151 00:07:00,322 --> 00:07:01,943 Hey, Mom. 152 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,599 I was thinking about Sunday 153 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:05,470 and I had a fun thought. 154 00:07:05,501 --> 00:07:07,601 Well, as long as I get to spend the day 155 00:07:07,621 --> 00:07:09,710 with you and CeeCee, anything is fine. 156 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,623 Terrific. 157 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:14,915 How about we all get together at the McAllisters'? 158 00:07:14,945 --> 00:07:17,395 You want me to spend my Mother's Day 159 00:07:17,426 --> 00:07:19,456 with your mother-in-law? 160 00:07:20,168 --> 00:07:21,486 Just brunch. 161 00:07:22,474 --> 00:07:23,967 Well, I do like brunch. 162 00:07:33,485 --> 00:07:35,762 I could totally tickle you right now. 163 00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:39,330 I could totally fire you right now. 164 00:07:39,361 --> 00:07:41,755 You have no whimsy. 165 00:07:42,303 --> 00:07:44,733 Mr. McAllister, can I talk to you about something? 166 00:07:44,753 --> 00:07:46,773 - What's up? - Well, I invited my mom 167 00:07:46,803 --> 00:07:48,827 to Mother's Day brunch with Mrs. McAllister. 168 00:07:48,847 --> 00:07:49,863 Really? 169 00:07:50,251 --> 00:07:52,752 Hey, would you go ahead and drop this car on me? 170 00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:56,434 Come on. Connor wants us to be there for him and Chloe, 171 00:07:56,465 --> 00:07:58,567 and this was the only way to make everyone happy. 172 00:07:58,598 --> 00:08:00,656 You really think they're gonna be happy? 173 00:08:00,687 --> 00:08:03,006 Well, we're gonna make a fuss over 'em. 174 00:08:03,037 --> 00:08:05,139 Who doesn't love a fuss? 175 00:08:05,169 --> 00:08:06,624 What're you doing for your mother? 176 00:08:07,127 --> 00:08:08,697 My mother's dead. 177 00:08:09,029 --> 00:08:10,105 Sorry. 178 00:08:10,739 --> 00:08:12,494 No, she ain't. 179 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:15,841 Oh, would you let me have my fun? 180 00:08:17,017 --> 00:08:18,162 Whimsy. 181 00:08:22,926 --> 00:08:23,940 Hi. 182 00:08:24,517 --> 00:08:25,550 Hello. 183 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,728 So, I was thinking, maybe it would be more special 184 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,854 if I spent Mother's Day with you. 185 00:08:31,714 --> 00:08:32,713 Really? 186 00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:35,125 Yeah, and CeeCee can spend it with her grandma. 187 00:08:35,156 --> 00:08:36,966 Oh, I would love that. 188 00:08:36,986 --> 00:08:38,396 And her other grandma. 189 00:08:38,416 --> 00:08:39,477 Ugh. 190 00:08:40,030 --> 00:08:42,067 Look, I know it's not what you were hoping for, 191 00:08:42,087 --> 00:08:43,667 but she really wants to come. 192 00:08:43,687 --> 00:08:44,959 Of course she does. 193 00:08:44,979 --> 00:08:47,988 What better Mother's Day gift for her than to ruin mine? 194 00:08:48,008 --> 00:08:50,151 Well, okay, come on, maybe this is a chance 195 00:08:50,171 --> 00:08:51,893 for the two of you to make up. 196 00:08:52,370 --> 00:08:54,144 I'm finally meeting Connor's girlfriend. 197 00:08:54,175 --> 00:08:56,331 I don't want Mary embarrassing me. 198 00:08:56,351 --> 00:08:58,453 Or you end up looking great. 199 00:08:58,483 --> 00:09:02,113 Because, between the two of you, you are the cool one. 200 00:09:04,030 --> 00:09:07,418 The girl at the salon did say I look like Meg Ryan. 201 00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:09,271 I totally see it. 202 00:09:09,471 --> 00:09:11,563 Fine, she can come. 203 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:14,828 But for the record, I am making a big sacrifice. 204 00:09:14,848 --> 00:09:18,429 Yeah, but you suffer in silence and that's what counts. 205 00:09:32,203 --> 00:09:33,281 What's all this? 206 00:09:33,301 --> 00:09:37,047 Well, I wanted to leave you a little something before I pick up my mom. 207 00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:39,066 Oh, I told you you didn't have to do anything. 208 00:09:39,086 --> 00:09:41,238 It's just coffee and a card. 209 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,106 Thank you. 210 00:09:43,137 --> 00:09:44,816 Should I open it now? 211 00:09:44,925 --> 00:09:46,236 Sure, go ahead. 212 00:09:48,229 --> 00:09:49,588 I wrote you a poem. 213 00:09:49,608 --> 00:09:52,159 Oh... boy. 214 00:09:53,569 --> 00:09:55,825 "To my beautiful wife, the love of my life..." 215 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,416 Solid start. 216 00:09:57,436 --> 00:10:00,739 "I'm glad you're CeeCee's mother, she wouldn't want any other." 217 00:10:00,759 --> 00:10:02,855 Phew. That one took a while. 218 00:10:04,245 --> 00:10:06,521 "I hope your Mother's Day is da bomb, 219 00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:09,117 sorry you have to spend it with your mom." 220 00:10:10,417 --> 00:10:12,276 I've never loved a card more. 221 00:10:12,296 --> 00:10:13,354 I'm glad. 222 00:10:15,386 --> 00:10:17,271 What did you think of the sermon? 223 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,764 Mm. Powerful stuff. 224 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:21,641 You were sleeping. 225 00:10:22,176 --> 00:10:23,930 I was praying. 226 00:10:27,469 --> 00:10:28,928 It probably don't need to be said... 227 00:10:28,948 --> 00:10:30,171 Then don't. 228 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,340 Please try and get along with Mrs. McAllister. 229 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,810 I can be nice. 230 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:37,469 I know you can be, but are you gonna? 231 00:10:38,328 --> 00:10:39,648 Yes. 232 00:10:40,585 --> 00:10:43,271 As long as that B-word doesn't start anything. 233 00:10:44,198 --> 00:10:46,704 Okay, we're getting close, so get all the poison out now. 234 00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:48,224 I am good. 235 00:10:49,203 --> 00:10:51,963 It just gets my goat the way she acts all high and mighty. 236 00:10:51,983 --> 00:10:54,241 - I'm just gonna circle. - Like she's better than everybody else. 237 00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:55,885 Boy, does she have another think coming. 238 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,224 Because He knows... 239 00:10:58,778 --> 00:11:01,395 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 240 00:11:01,650 --> 00:11:03,428 Relax, I'm great at this. 241 00:11:03,448 --> 00:11:05,493 My other boyfriend's mom loves me. 242 00:11:06,236 --> 00:11:07,153 Funny. 243 00:11:07,173 --> 00:11:08,598 Don't do that around my mom. 244 00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:11,412 Any other no-nos? 245 00:11:11,442 --> 00:11:13,109 Don't talk about politics, religion, 246 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:14,737 or that you've seen me naked. 247 00:11:15,664 --> 00:11:18,680 I have such a cute story about that mole on your butt. 248 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,753 Also funny. Please stop. 249 00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:23,304 Don't you think she'd like to hear 250 00:11:23,324 --> 00:11:25,640 what an attentive lover she raised? 251 00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:27,921 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 252 00:11:29,163 --> 00:11:31,606 Okay, so I was thinking, 253 00:11:31,636 --> 00:11:34,742 you sit here, and then CeeCee right next to you. 254 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:35,778 Love it. 255 00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:37,281 And then me. 256 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,040 Where's Mary? 257 00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:41,063 There. 258 00:11:41,211 --> 00:11:43,736 Oh, far from the baby, perfect. 259 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,751 And then Georgie, Dad, 260 00:11:46,782 --> 00:11:49,152 Connor and Chloe down on the end. 261 00:11:49,698 --> 00:11:52,666 Wait, if Chloe's way down there, how am I supposed to talk to her? 262 00:11:52,686 --> 00:11:54,359 Oh, well, those are the seats. 263 00:11:55,486 --> 00:11:58,192 The whole point is for me to get to know her. 264 00:11:58,212 --> 00:12:00,330 And you will, from afar, 265 00:12:00,361 --> 00:12:02,389 like that lady who watches the gorillas. 266 00:12:03,581 --> 00:12:06,424 I know how to behave myself. 267 00:12:07,672 --> 00:12:09,557 Okay. Connor really likes this girl. 268 00:12:09,587 --> 00:12:11,605 Can you please not embarrass him? 269 00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:15,130 Did I embarrass you the first time I met Georgie? 270 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,943 Very much, yes. 271 00:12:17,073 --> 00:12:19,443 Well, that was different, he ruined your life. 272 00:12:19,463 --> 00:12:21,360 That's good. Focus on Georgie. 273 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,762 Bad Georgie. 274 00:12:29,895 --> 00:12:30,998 Happy Mother's Day. 275 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,380 Happy Mother's Day, to both of you. 276 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,564 Welcome, welcome. 277 00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:36,444 So glad to share my day with you. 278 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,546 Your day? 279 00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:39,239 Yep, it's your day, her day, 280 00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:40,762 Mandy's day, the Lord's day. 281 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:42,215 Big day. 282 00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:44,701 Made some mimosas for the moms. 283 00:12:44,721 --> 00:12:46,456 - Yes, please. - Thank you. 284 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:47,477 None for me. 285 00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:49,356 Oh, you sure? It's a celebration. 286 00:12:49,376 --> 00:12:51,374 Baptists don't drink, Jim. 287 00:12:51,394 --> 00:12:53,344 It's also 11:00 in the morning. 288 00:12:54,755 --> 00:12:56,223 Are you judging us? 289 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,997 Not me. Him. 290 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,543 Let's go see your granddaughter. 291 00:13:00,563 --> 00:13:03,263 - Oh, uh, she's sleeping. - Well, then we'll wake her up. 292 00:13:04,381 --> 00:13:07,745 Take your time, we'll just be out here day drinking! 293 00:13:12,032 --> 00:13:14,391 Dad, you remember Chloe? 294 00:13:14,522 --> 00:13:16,022 Oh, of course, good to see you again. 295 00:13:16,042 --> 00:13:17,036 You, too. 296 00:13:17,056 --> 00:13:18,734 How's it going with all the moms? 297 00:13:20,219 --> 00:13:21,721 You wanted this. 298 00:13:24,441 --> 00:13:25,455 Mom. 299 00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:27,970 This is Chloe. 300 00:13:28,101 --> 00:13:30,170 Happy Mother's Day, Mrs. McAllister. 301 00:13:30,494 --> 00:13:31,746 These are for you. 302 00:13:31,766 --> 00:13:33,695 That's very thoughtful. 303 00:13:33,715 --> 00:13:36,087 It's so nice to finally meet you. 304 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,064 You, too. 305 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,615 "Chloe." 306 00:13:38,686 --> 00:13:40,116 That's a pretty name. 307 00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:41,024 Thank you. 308 00:13:41,044 --> 00:13:42,724 What's your last name? 309 00:13:43,342 --> 00:13:46,032 Maybe it's just Chloe. Like Cher or Prince. 310 00:13:46,649 --> 00:13:47,670 Costa. 311 00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:50,338 That ends in a vowel. Are you Catholic? 312 00:13:51,153 --> 00:13:54,570 Mom, you just met her. Can we not talk about religion? 313 00:13:54,590 --> 00:13:55,796 Sorry. 314 00:13:56,156 --> 00:13:57,860 Are you a Republican? 315 00:14:01,098 --> 00:14:03,293 So happy to be here with my mother, 316 00:14:03,313 --> 00:14:04,552 my wife who's a mother 317 00:14:04,572 --> 00:14:06,298 and my mother-in-law. 318 00:14:06,318 --> 00:14:08,403 They put that "mother" right there in the name. 319 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,994 Thank y'all for everything you do, 320 00:14:11,014 --> 00:14:12,537 especially giving birth. 321 00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:13,790 I was in the room for CeeCee, 322 00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:16,644 and let me just say, y'all earned this brunch. 323 00:14:17,454 --> 00:14:19,406 Well, that is why we did it. 324 00:14:20,174 --> 00:14:21,893 - To the moms! - Cheers. 325 00:14:22,938 --> 00:14:25,852 And to Chloe, who is... not a mom? 326 00:14:26,405 --> 00:14:27,795 Not that I know of. 327 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,125 Can't help yourself, can you? 328 00:14:30,859 --> 00:14:32,406 Come on, just a little bite. 329 00:14:32,426 --> 00:14:33,744 She talking yet? 330 00:14:33,775 --> 00:14:35,640 Oh, yeah, she called me "Nana." 331 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:38,112 She was trying to say "banana." 332 00:14:38,132 --> 00:14:39,794 Well, that ain't what came out. 333 00:14:40,956 --> 00:14:43,232 So, how'd the two of you meet? 334 00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:45,158 I work at a music store and... 335 00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:48,004 Excuse me, I-I'd like to hear the story. 336 00:14:48,024 --> 00:14:49,943 Oh, I-I work at a music store 337 00:14:49,963 --> 00:14:51,704 and Connor was a customer. 338 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,794 I kept going in to buy things as an excuse to talk to her. 339 00:14:54,814 --> 00:14:57,263 So we have you to thank for the bagpipes. 340 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,913 I actually found those in a Goodwill. 341 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,146 Can you believe it? 342 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,338 I really can. 343 00:15:03,022 --> 00:15:04,919 So, are you from the area? 344 00:15:04,939 --> 00:15:06,962 I just sort of ended up here. 345 00:15:06,982 --> 00:15:09,956 I was in a band with my boyfriend at the time 346 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,261 - and we were touring... - Jim, switch with me. 347 00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:14,776 - I'm eating. - It's Mother's Day, move. 348 00:15:16,035 --> 00:15:17,919 So, I woke up and he was gone, 349 00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:19,921 along with the van and our instruments 350 00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:21,621 and here I am. 351 00:15:21,641 --> 00:15:23,283 Wait, what happened? 352 00:15:23,303 --> 00:15:26,726 Oh, she was in a band with her boyfriend, he took all her stuff and he ditched her. 353 00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:30,497 I wanted to hear it from Chloe. 354 00:15:32,303 --> 00:15:34,805 Uh-oh. Looks like somebody needs a diaper change. 355 00:15:34,836 --> 00:15:36,470 - I'll do it. - You sure? 356 00:15:36,490 --> 00:15:38,394 Never been more sure of anything in my life. 357 00:15:41,321 --> 00:15:42,596 Well, you're so lovely, 358 00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:44,728 I can't imagine any boy ditching you. 359 00:15:44,976 --> 00:15:47,089 Thanks. You're lovely, too. 360 00:15:47,805 --> 00:15:50,668 - Connor, switch with me. - No, thank you. 361 00:15:51,497 --> 00:15:52,908 Mom, chill out. 362 00:15:52,928 --> 00:15:56,305 I am chill, I am just trying to talk to Chloe 363 00:15:56,336 --> 00:15:58,819 and some people are not giving me a chance. 364 00:15:58,839 --> 00:16:00,948 I am just being friendly. 365 00:16:00,968 --> 00:16:03,771 Oh, I know what you're doing. 366 00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:05,444 You do, huh? 367 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:09,154 You are trying to embarrass me in front of my son's girlfriend. 368 00:16:09,174 --> 00:16:12,025 How? By showing her what normal looks like? 369 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,151 Connor, why don't you go get your bagpipes and play us a song? 370 00:16:16,171 --> 00:16:17,456 - Okay. - Don't leave me. 371 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,523 Okay. 372 00:16:19,054 --> 00:16:21,597 All right, everyone needs to settle down. 373 00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:22,810 This is Mother's Day, 374 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,551 and y'all are the three most important mothers in my life, 375 00:16:25,571 --> 00:16:27,787 and all this fighting is tearing me apart. 376 00:16:27,807 --> 00:16:28,756 - Hush. - Stay out of it. 377 00:16:28,776 --> 00:16:29,554 Oh, sit down. 378 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:33,915 So, Mary... 379 00:16:34,113 --> 00:16:36,204 where's your lovely daughter? 380 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:38,114 Don't you dare. 381 00:16:38,134 --> 00:16:40,956 Oh, I dare. I really dare. 382 00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:51,524 I know, I don't want to go back out there either, but we got to. 383 00:16:52,153 --> 00:16:54,207 This is why I didn't want to see any of you today. 384 00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:56,041 Yeah, well, there's the door. 385 00:16:56,061 --> 00:16:58,559 Why does she get to leave and I have to stay? 386 00:17:00,627 --> 00:17:03,564 Just so you know, Father's Day is not like this. 387 00:17:09,239 --> 00:17:10,688 Well, that could've gone better. 388 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,939 A plague of locusts would've been better. 389 00:17:14,406 --> 00:17:16,319 Everyone liked Chloe, though. 390 00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:19,038 Yeah, true. Too bad we'll never see her again. 391 00:17:19,823 --> 00:17:22,840 I don't think so. She's really sweet on your brother. 392 00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:25,842 For every ass there's a saddle. 393 00:17:31,072 --> 00:17:34,546 You know, I have one last present for you. 394 00:17:34,899 --> 00:17:37,351 Why do I feel like this is more of a present for you? 395 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,394 No, no, it's Mother's Day, you can just lie there. 396 00:17:46,072 --> 00:17:47,213 Oh, God. 397 00:17:47,723 --> 00:17:49,928 Oh. Just pretend we're doing it in Scotland.