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Previously on Georgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...

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That was Channel Seven,

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they want me to fill in for the
regular weather girl on Friday.

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I'm Mandy McAllister.

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As you can see,
this small pond

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that I've been told
to stand in...

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She looks miserable.

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We should record this.

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That's a snake!

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Snake!

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That is a big snake.

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Me?

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What'd I do?

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Oh, sure.

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Okay, CeeCee,
you either need to be

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extra cute
or whip up a fever.

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All right...

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Hello.

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Do you know how fast
you were going?

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Well, that depends.

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Do you know
how fast I was going?

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I do.

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That's unfortunate.

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I'm sorry, I-I was just...

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Hang on, aren't you the weather lady
from Channel Seven?

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Oh, well...

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As a matter of fact, I am.

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You will never believe
what just happened.

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I got pulled over
for speeding...

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Oh, I've seen you drive,
I believe it.

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Not the point.

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He was gonna give me
a ticket,

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and then he recognized me
from TV and let me off.

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- Well, how fast were you going?
- Not important.

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I can get away with stuff!

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Was CeeCee with you?

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Yes, and she was perfectly
safe the entire time.

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Where is she now?

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I'll be right back.

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so he just let me off
with a warning.

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Ah, how 'bout that?

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I was so excited,
it was hard not to speed home.

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- But you did.
- I did.

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You know, the dry cleaner has pictures
of celebrities up on the wall.

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Maybe we should give them
your headshot.

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Oh, well, I-I wouldn't
call myself a celebrity.

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I mean, the cop did,
but I wouldn't.

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You know, I've always wondered, do those
people walk in there with their picture,

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or do they get asked for one and
bring it with them next time?

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These are the things
you wonder about?

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I'm naturally curious.

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It'd be pretty cool to see

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my daughter's picture on the
wall next to Caroline Minkus.

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Who?

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Miss Medford 1978.

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She Hula-Hooped.

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If it gets us a discount,
I say bring 'em a picture.

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What do you ever get
dry cleaned?

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How about the suit
I wore to my dad's funeral?

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That got dark fast.

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Whatcha doin'?

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Answering fan mail.

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Oh, cool.

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I once sent a letter
to Tony Danza.

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He never wrote back.

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What'd you ask him?

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Who really was the boss?

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Guess we'll never know.

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Well, I think it's important

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to let the viewers know
that I appreciate them.

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I hope you saved some appreciation
for your biggest fan.

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Well, you might have
some competition,

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because this one

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drew a picture of me.

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Well, that's a little racy,
ain't it?

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You're not jealous of a drawing, are you?

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Well, of course not.

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'Cause I got the real thing,

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and you're just as hot in
that baggy shirt and boxers.

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Okay, I gotta finish this.

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That's fine.
I'll just say my prayers.

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Lord, thank you so much

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for my amazing,
beautiful wife.

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Subtle.

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Excuse me,
I'm talking to the Lord.

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Please let me show her

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how much I love her
in a husbandly way.

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- Whoa, what's happening?
- Your prayers are being answered, shut up.

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Where you going?

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I was asked to play at
the high school baseball game.

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Really?

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You know what to play?

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Old-timey organ music.

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And I learned
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"

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and "bah-bah-bah-bah-bup-bah!"

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That's called "Charge."

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Okay.

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You getting paid?

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I didn't think to ask.

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Yeah, why would you?

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Hey, I'm gonna go
run some errands,

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you want to come with me?

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Oh, where ya going?

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Post office, grocery store,
maybe the dry cleaners.

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You just want me to come
so you can show me off.

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Yes. Go change.

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Here you go.

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Thank you.

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I don't know if
you've met my daughter.

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- Mandy.
- Hello.

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You might recognize her.

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I don't think so.

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Well, my daughter here...

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- Mom, stop.
- She's just being modest.

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She is the weekend weather girl.

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I have her headshot right here

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if you maybe want to put it up
on your wall.

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- Mom...
- What?

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She doesn't want it!

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Of course she does,
she's just starstruck.

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If you have a pen,
she'll sign it.

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Okay, we're leaving, thank you.

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Channel Seven, 6:00,
she's very good.

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Mom!

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Huh, nice.

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That way you can still see her
every day when she leaves you.

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Hey, don't be jealous.

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If you ever date a girl
and she's on TV,

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you can put her picture up, too.

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For your information,
I did date a girl who was on Mauryonce.

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I was not the father.

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Hey, here for your truck?

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Yep. Is it ready?

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- Yes, sir. I'll grab your keys.
- All right.

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All right, let's settle you up.

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- Cash or card?
- Oh, card.

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Hey, ain't that
the new weather girl?

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Sure is.

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Ooh, she's a looker,
ain't she?

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She's an attractive woman.

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Who's also good at her job.

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So, she come in here?

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Sometimes.

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Is she really
that hot in person?

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Hey, that's my wife.

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Sorry.

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But yeah.

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- Here are your keys.
- Oh, thanks.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Hey.

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He really married
to the weather girl?

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No. Is that what
he's been telling you?

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I knew she was too hot for you.

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Hey, pal, we made a baby
on the first try.

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Nice save.

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Maybe we should get a bigger TV.

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Bigger?

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This one's 27 inches.

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I know, but now
they got ones twice as big.

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That's $1,500 and
weighs almost 400 pounds.

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Yeah, but that's only like...
what, what is that?

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Like three, four bucks a pound?

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You want a bigger TV,
sit closer to that one.

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Hello.

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Hey, how'd it go?

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Not good.

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Oh, no, sweetie,
what happened?

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Well, in the first inning,

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I played "Take Me Out
to the Ball Game."

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Mm. No, you don't play that
until the seventh inning.

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I have been made aware.

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Well, anyone could've
made that mistake.

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I also played "Charge"
when the other team was at bat.

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Oh, God.

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Well, did anyone say "charge"?

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They said "boo!"

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Maybe they were
booing the other team.

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Someone threw a hot dog at me.

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So you had lunch?

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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I was thinking we could go out for Mexican,
have a romantic evening.

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Okay, well, nothing says romance
like beans and cheese.

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Is that a yes?

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Sure, let me go
hop in the shower.

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I'll put on my fancy shirt.

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What are you calling
a fancy shirt?

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Well, one that ain't
got my name on it.

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That was a long shower.

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I had to shave my legs.

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How's it comin'?

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Five more minutes.

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I think you're
beautiful without makeup.

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This isn't for you.

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Home stretch.

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Mandy, it's just dinner.

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Yeah, but what if
I get recognized?

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Well, you can't get recognized
if the restaurant's closed.

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All right, all done.

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Great.

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Just have to pick out
the right shoe.

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How do you know
what's the right shoe?

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You try 'em all on.

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You do look beautiful.

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So worth the wait?

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Absolutely.

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Should we start with margaritas?

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It does add excitement,
wondering if my husband's gonna get carded.

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And I didn't bring my fake,
so we're really rolling the dice.

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Here you go.

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- What's this?
- From the gentleman at the bar.

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He's a fan.

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Good thing I curled my hair.

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Thank you!

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Don't wave at him.

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Why? It's nice.

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No, it ain't,
I'm sitting right here.

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What do you want me to do,
send it back?

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Yes, you're married.
You don't take drinks from strange men.

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It's a free drink.
It's not a big deal.

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I can pay for my wife's drinks.

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You're being ridiculous.

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Excuse me.
Two margaritas, please.

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Sure thing.
Just need to see some ID.

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We get so few nights out alone
and you ruined it.

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I didn't ruin it,
that guy ruined it.

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- How? - He was trying
to sleep with you.

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He was not!

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Mandy, as a guy who's constantly
trying to sleep with you,

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I know what it looks like.

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Okay, so what if he was?

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I'm married to you.

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I'm going home with you.

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You're the one I'm not gonna
have sex with tonight.

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Well, I'm just saying,
you wouldn't like it

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if other girls were flirting
with me in front of you.

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Other girls do flirt
with you in front of me.

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Like when?

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Uh, the redhead
at the park with CeeCee,

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the cashier in the tube top
who kept calling you "cutie,"

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the Hotdog on a Stick girl

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who stared at you
as she applied mustard.

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Oh, that's just
good customer service.

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So, when it happens to you, it's fine,
but when it happens to me, it's not?

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Agreed.

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I wasn't presenting that
as an option!

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Look, I know how guys think and
I don't want them thinking it about you,

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especially
when I'm sittin' right there.

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So, you're mad at me
because guys suck?

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No, I'm mad because you know they suck
and you encourage 'em.

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I was just sitting there
minding my business.

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Oh, please, you were
looking good and you know it.

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Where's Mandy's picture?

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- Took it down.
- Ooh, do tell.

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Mind your business.

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I'd love to, but I'm nosy.

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Fine.

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I took her out
for dinner last night,

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and some clown buys her a drink,
and I'm sitting right there.

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- Damn, what did you do?
- We got in a fight.

259
00:12:04,119 --> 00:12:06,549
Ooh, you kick his ass?

260
00:12:06,984 --> 00:12:08,029
No.

261
00:12:08,263 --> 00:12:10,074
He kick your ass?

262
00:12:10,612 --> 00:12:12,794
Me and Mandy got in a fight.

263
00:12:13,117 --> 00:12:14,855
She kick your ass?

264
00:12:15,852 --> 00:12:17,164
Forget it.

265
00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,006
I get how you feel.

266
00:12:19,526 --> 00:12:20,402
Really?

267
00:12:20,422 --> 00:12:22,581
Yeah, I would've
laid that guy out.

268
00:12:23,006 --> 00:12:24,598
I wanted to, but then what?

269
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,544
Do I punch every guy
who hits on her?

270
00:12:26,731 --> 00:12:28,742
I don't see you have any choice.

271
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,557
I need to find somebody
smarter to talk to.

272
00:12:40,372 --> 00:12:42,759
Can you teach me about baseball?

273
00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,488
- You're going back?
- I'm not a quitter.

274
00:12:45,508 --> 00:12:47,751
What about football,
soccer, karate?

275
00:12:47,771 --> 00:12:49,881
Still not over that, huh?

276
00:12:52,136 --> 00:12:53,637
Have a seat.

277
00:12:55,946 --> 00:12:57,142
So...

278
00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,504
there's two teams,
and the game lasts nine innings.

279
00:13:00,524 --> 00:13:03,682
Each inning, both teams get to bat
until they get three outs.

280
00:13:03,702 --> 00:13:05,190
Why three outs?

281
00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:06,550
I don't know.

282
00:13:06,934 --> 00:13:08,232
Why nine innings?

283
00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:10,049
I don't know.

284
00:13:10,228 --> 00:13:12,085
Why is it called an inning?

285
00:13:12,396 --> 00:13:14,663
- Doesn't matter.
- Because you don't know.

286
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,435
The-The important thing is

287
00:13:19,455 --> 00:13:21,916
that when the opposing team
is at bat,

288
00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:24,190
try not to pump them up
with music.

289
00:13:24,210 --> 00:13:27,684
But baseball's so boring.
I think that's why they brought me in.

290
00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:30,485
Mm-hmm.
Just play when your team is up.

291
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:31,613
- Fine.
- All right.

292
00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:34,532
And you can have fun with this,
like if the opposing team's pitcher

293
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:37,627
gets pulled from the game,
you can play a little "Hit the Road Jack."

294
00:13:37,647 --> 00:13:39,411
- 'Cause the pitcher's leaving?
- Yes.

295
00:13:39,431 --> 00:13:41,202
Kinda mean, isn't it?

296
00:13:42,173 --> 00:13:44,242
Well, y—
well, h-he's the enemy.

297
00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:47,398
But as the official organist,
shouldn't I be impartial?

298
00:13:47,418 --> 00:13:49,447
No! You're a member
of the team.

299
00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:50,771
I didn't get a uniform.

300
00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:52,337
Only the players get uniforms.

301
00:13:52,357 --> 00:13:54,475
The coach has a uniform.

302
00:13:54,795 --> 00:13:56,298
Only the players and the coach.

303
00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:58,261
The bat boy had a uniform.

304
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:02,252
Son, you are killing me.

305
00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:09,267
Took these
out of the dryer for you.

306
00:14:09,287 --> 00:14:11,531
- Oh, thanks.
- That's nice.

307
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,826
Yeah, I was thinking about
wearing it for work.

308
00:14:13,846 --> 00:14:16,851
Is it the suit Georgie wore
to his dad's funeral?

309
00:14:18,259 --> 00:14:20,621
I am just trying
to look professional.

310
00:14:20,641 --> 00:14:23,847
Yes, people are always saying,
"Let's tune in

311
00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:27,235
and see how sensibly dressed
the weather girl is."

312
00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:30,706
I don't know if I'm comfortable
with people watching just because I'm hot.

313
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,377
They aren't.

314
00:14:32,397 --> 00:14:34,510
You're very good at this.

315
00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:37,240
But you are also a babe.

316
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:39,782
Which you get from me.

317
00:14:40,884 --> 00:14:43,127
I'm just starting to get
a little more attention.

318
00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:44,868
Well, isn't that the point?

319
00:14:44,888 --> 00:14:46,814
Yeah, but it's making
Georgie uncomfortable.

320
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:47,741
Oh, please.

321
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,699
Men always like
having a pretty wife

322
00:14:49,719 --> 00:14:52,335
till they're worried someone's
going to steal her away.

323
00:14:52,355 --> 00:14:53,921
Oh, did Dad ever get jealous?

324
00:14:53,941 --> 00:14:55,928
Oh-ho, you betcha.

325
00:14:56,421 --> 00:14:59,240
You know, I actually think
it's good for a marriage.

326
00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:00,362
You do?

327
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:01,972
Keeps them on their toes.

328
00:15:01,992 --> 00:15:04,011
Keeps the fire alive.

329
00:15:04,031 --> 00:15:06,163
That sounds like
a psycho power move.

330
00:15:07,064 --> 00:15:08,711
Thank you.

331
00:15:09,422 --> 00:15:12,094
I'm just saying,
there's nothing wrong

332
00:15:12,114 --> 00:15:14,858
with using all the assets
God gave you.

333
00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:17,867
So, God wants me
to show a little skin?

334
00:15:17,887 --> 00:15:20,700
He's a man; of course He does.

335
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:27,396
- Here you go.
- Hey.

336
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,789
Thanks for buying.

337
00:15:29,809 --> 00:15:31,831
You're having a rough time,
what with your wife

338
00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:33,357
being so pretty and successful.

339
00:15:34,155 --> 00:15:36,211
It has been hard.

340
00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:39,913
Hey, sweetheart,
can I get a Lone Star?

341
00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:41,340
You got it, hon.

342
00:15:42,946 --> 00:15:45,759
How about I buy you one?
I hate drinking alone.

343
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,023
Thanks, but I'm working.

344
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:49,667
What time you get off?

345
00:15:49,775 --> 00:15:51,575
Buddy, she ain't interested.

346
00:15:51,595 --> 00:15:53,106
Who asked you?

347
00:15:53,138 --> 00:15:54,149
What are you doing?

348
00:15:54,169 --> 00:15:56,779
She's working,
she don't need him hitting on her.

349
00:15:56,994 --> 00:15:58,979
You oughta mind your business.

350
00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:02,037
Well, excuse me,
but this lady is someone's daughter,

351
00:16:02,057 --> 00:16:03,495
maybe even someone's mother.

352
00:16:03,515 --> 00:16:06,339
- I look like a mom to you?
- I'm trying to make a point here.

353
00:16:07,405 --> 00:16:09,599
And you did.
Now have a pretzel.

354
00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:12,948
Just 'cause she's wearing a tiny skirt
and showing off her belly

355
00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:15,497
don't mean she needs some
creepy loser bothering her.

356
00:16:20,937 --> 00:16:22,967
Go ahead, say it.

357
00:16:23,073 --> 00:16:24,471
No need.

358
00:16:25,213 --> 00:16:27,157
You know you want to.

359
00:16:27,197 --> 00:16:28,795
I do.

360
00:16:29,495 --> 00:16:31,616
But I'm exercising restraint.

361
00:16:33,649 --> 00:16:35,890
Georgie, I told you—
No, not gonna.

362
00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:44,801
Honey, Connor's game is on.

363
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,951
He sounds good.

364
00:16:50,971 --> 00:16:53,016
Well, I told him
to have fun with it.

365
00:16:54,457 --> 00:16:57,371
Please rise for
the national anthem.

366
00:17:06,501 --> 00:17:08,015
Oh, God.

367
00:17:09,423 --> 00:17:11,541
What is he doing?

368
00:17:11,561 --> 00:17:13,277
Having fun with it.

369
00:17:23,464 --> 00:17:24,770
Whatcha doing?

370
00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:25,742
Fan mail.

371
00:17:25,762 --> 00:17:28,341
- Oh, can I help?
- Oh, sure.

372
00:17:29,574 --> 00:17:32,259
Oh. So exciting.

373
00:17:33,187 --> 00:17:35,169
All the way from Jasper.

374
00:17:35,189 --> 00:17:36,190
Ooh.

375
00:17:42,849 --> 00:17:44,507
What's this stuff?

376
00:17:45,155 --> 00:17:47,308
Huh, looks like hair?

377
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:49,767
Kinda curly.

