1 00:00:02,455 --> 00:00:04,598 All right, let's go clean you off. 2 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:07,980 Sorry someone's a grouchy mess. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,330 Oh, that's okay, it's like their father's still here. 4 00:00:12,442 --> 00:00:13,940 So, how's school? 5 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,152 Can we please talk about anything else? 6 00:00:16,172 --> 00:00:18,568 Any boys on the horizon? 7 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:23,180 Maybe you should ask her. 8 00:00:23,282 --> 00:00:24,539 What's that mean? 9 00:00:24,559 --> 00:00:25,640 Nothing. 10 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:29,077 Oh, Mom, you know every time you lie, an angel dies. 11 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:31,030 Tell me. 12 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:34,780 My mother is trying to set me up 13 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,100 with a widower from her bowling league. 14 00:00:38,020 --> 00:00:39,760 Way to bury the lede. 15 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:42,050 I am not doing it. 16 00:00:42,070 --> 00:00:45,420 Why? It'd be so good for you to get out of the house on a Friday night, 17 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,490 maybe between 6:00 and 10:00. 18 00:00:47,510 --> 00:00:48,640 Hmm. 19 00:00:48,860 --> 00:00:49,930 It might be fun. 20 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,470 What might be fun? 21 00:00:51,490 --> 00:00:54,110 Connie is trying to set up your mom with a guy. 22 00:00:54,130 --> 00:00:55,340 What? 23 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:56,990 Dad just died. 24 00:00:57,161 --> 00:01:00,364 - Over a year ago. - Well, it's too soon, she's not ready. 25 00:01:00,384 --> 00:01:02,110 Please don't tell me when I'm ready. 26 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,079 I'm ready for you to be ready. 27 00:01:04,550 --> 00:01:08,309 - Can we please talk about anything else? - See, you're making her uncomfortable. 28 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:11,091 - She can say when she's uncomfortable. - I'm uncomfortable. 29 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,130 - She deserves to have a life. - Agreed. 30 00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:16,520 Well, so go have a life. Read a book, get a cat, 31 00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:19,169 get a monkey, open a petting zoo. 32 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,950 Maybe she would like some male companionship. 33 00:01:21,970 --> 00:01:24,150 She's got Jesus, her dance card's full. 34 00:01:52,858 --> 00:01:54,120 I can't believe you. 35 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:55,170 What? 36 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:56,730 I'm okay if she dates, 37 00:01:56,750 --> 00:02:00,115 - you know, after enough time. - Well, what's enough time? 38 00:02:00,135 --> 00:02:02,842 I think the rule of thumb is half the length of the marriage. 39 00:02:02,862 --> 00:02:04,669 The rule of thumb? 40 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:07,110 Hey, pick whatever finger you want, it's the rule. 41 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:11,570 So if you died, I'd have to wait, what, one year? 42 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:14,100 Oh, way longer. You'll be devastated. 43 00:02:14,713 --> 00:02:16,200 Yeah, like you'd wait that long. 44 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,843 Longer. 45 00:02:17,870 --> 00:02:20,190 You've ruined me for all other women. 46 00:02:20,210 --> 00:02:22,081 Oh, shut up. 47 00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:23,150 I'm serious. 48 00:02:23,170 --> 00:02:25,380 You older gals are great teachers. 49 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,610 Okay, now you really need to shut up. 50 00:02:35,984 --> 00:02:39,350 - I just think she deserves to be happy. - She's plenty happy. 51 00:02:39,970 --> 00:02:41,040 What's going on? 52 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:43,750 If Mr. McAllister died, would you start dating someone? 53 00:02:44,136 --> 00:02:45,409 I don't know, 54 00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:47,580 maybe if he looked like Tom Selleck. 55 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,643 She's got a type. 56 00:02:50,255 --> 00:02:52,540 You think you look like Tom Selleck? 57 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,289 We both have a mustache. 58 00:02:56,030 --> 00:02:58,567 Fine, my mom can date Tom Selleck. 59 00:03:00,170 --> 00:03:03,219 Like his mother could get Tom Selleck. 60 00:03:06,367 --> 00:03:08,320 - I'm going to Sarah's. - Oh, 61 00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:10,929 well, I thought maybe we'd do something together. 62 00:03:10,949 --> 00:03:12,160 Why? 63 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:14,880 Because I enjoy spending time with you. 64 00:03:15,442 --> 00:03:16,551 Why? 65 00:03:17,357 --> 00:03:19,730 It wouldn't kill you to hang out with your mother. 66 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:21,640 We don't know that. 67 00:03:22,395 --> 00:03:24,090 Never mind. 68 00:03:24,207 --> 00:03:26,932 If you're lonely, why not call Meemaw's guy? 69 00:03:26,952 --> 00:03:29,670 I don't want to call Meemaw's guy. 70 00:03:29,796 --> 00:03:33,690 So, what, you're just gonna grow old and die alone? 71 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:37,110 I'm sure California will send Sheldon back at some point. 72 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:41,970 I just want you to know that if you do decide to date again, 73 00:03:41,990 --> 00:03:44,584 I really am okay with it. 74 00:03:45,216 --> 00:03:46,510 Thank you. 75 00:03:48,210 --> 00:03:51,210 Just to be safe, should we have the talk? 76 00:03:51,612 --> 00:03:53,290 Get out of here. 77 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:55,070 When a boy and a girl care about each other, 78 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:56,380 there's a special hug. 79 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,550 Go! 80 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:02,050 And that boy and girl better be married! 81 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:07,973 I was thinking about us dying. 82 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,269 Oh. 83 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:12,206 Talk dirty to me, Daddy. 84 00:04:12,410 --> 00:04:14,107 I'm serious. 85 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,790 What if both of us suddenly drop dead? 86 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:19,966 We made all that money selling the store, we don't even have a will. 87 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:23,820 Probably time to make one. 88 00:04:24,256 --> 00:04:25,490 What are you thinking? 89 00:04:25,510 --> 00:04:27,490 Oh, it's not complicated, 90 00:04:27,510 --> 00:04:29,500 just give it to the kids 50-50. 91 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,430 Oh, come on, be smart. 92 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:32,629 What? 93 00:04:33,364 --> 00:04:35,940 You think Connor's capable of handling that kind of money? 94 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,836 Same kid that bought an antique foghorn? 95 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:42,870 So we give it to Amanda and make her responsible for Connor. 96 00:04:42,890 --> 00:04:46,600 So Mandy buys a thousand pairs of shoes and Connor gets nothing? 97 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:50,210 Maybe we just revisit this in a year or two. 98 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,660 Yeah, that sounds right. 99 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:55,910 You're gonna hate this, but the most responsible 100 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:57,450 of all of 'em is Georgie. 101 00:04:58,330 --> 00:05:00,110 You're right, I hate it. 102 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:19,460 Sorry. 103 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:20,930 You must be Mary. 104 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:22,560 You must be Joseph. 105 00:05:24,670 --> 00:05:26,008 All we need's a manger, huh? 106 00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:31,526 Well, there you go. And your mom said you had no sense of humor. 107 00:05:32,052 --> 00:05:33,230 Oh. 108 00:05:37,008 --> 00:05:39,840 - Hello. - Oh, hi. Come on in. 109 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:41,710 Just brought by some more of CeeCee's old clothes. 110 00:05:41,730 --> 00:05:43,406 Oh, thank you. 111 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:44,890 I know I've said it before... 112 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:46,685 I'm good with babies right now. 113 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,237 Well, I said that, and then I had twins. 114 00:05:50,257 --> 00:05:51,924 Twins. 115 00:05:52,958 --> 00:05:54,390 Ooh, nice flowers. 116 00:05:54,410 --> 00:05:55,990 Uh, y-yes. 117 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:58,070 Um, thank you. 118 00:05:58,199 --> 00:06:01,066 - What's the card? - Oh, uh, no, nothing. 119 00:06:01,215 --> 00:06:02,310 Nothing. 120 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:04,300 Oh, my God, you went on that date. 121 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,377 Do not take the Lord's name in vain. 122 00:06:06,397 --> 00:06:08,688 Holy moly, you went on that date. 123 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:12,220 It was not a date, it was a cup of coffee. 124 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,920 Oh, then he sent you flowers? 125 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:15,180 He's a gentleman. 126 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,360 So, when's the second date? 127 00:06:17,380 --> 00:06:19,190 None of your beeswax. 128 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:21,870 Come on, I think it's great. I'm happy for you. 129 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:24,190 You cannot tell Georgie. 130 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:26,463 I will take it to the grave. 131 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,730 Or the wedding, if things go well. 132 00:06:29,570 --> 00:06:30,890 There is no wedding. 133 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:34,460 He is just a nice man who's a... nice man. 134 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,960 Hmm. How nice we talking? 135 00:06:38,550 --> 00:06:39,690 Are we done here? 136 00:06:39,710 --> 00:06:42,190 Hey, maybe you'll need those baby clothes. 137 00:06:43,974 --> 00:06:45,490 Okay, we're done. 138 00:06:53,403 --> 00:06:55,480 You've become the $100,000 champion. 139 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,800 Congratulations to you. 140 00:06:57,032 --> 00:06:57,902 Wow. 141 00:06:57,922 --> 00:07:00,360 Let's bring all of our contestants out... 142 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:02,550 That's a big chunk of change, huh? 143 00:07:02,618 --> 00:07:04,800 I would buy a giant Wurlitzer organ 144 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:07,300 and open my own silent movie theater. 145 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,240 What about you, Georgie? 146 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:13,086 What would you do with that kind of money? 147 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,430 No brainer. 148 00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:16,731 Put half away for CeeCee's college tuition 149 00:07:16,751 --> 00:07:18,780 and the other half in stocks and bonds. 150 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,510 Boring! 151 00:07:23,945 --> 00:07:24,863 Hey. 152 00:07:24,883 --> 00:07:28,170 - Hey, where were you? - Dropped some of CeeCee's old clothes off at the church. 153 00:07:28,190 --> 00:07:29,870 - Oh, did you see my mom? - Yep. 154 00:07:29,890 --> 00:07:31,840 - How's she doing? - Good. 155 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:33,351 Really good. 156 00:07:33,701 --> 00:07:35,030 "Really good"? 157 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:38,366 Well, normal good. Good enough. What's going on here? 158 00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:40,892 Oh, we were just talking about 159 00:07:40,912 --> 00:07:43,550 what a person might do with a giant windfall of cash. 160 00:07:43,570 --> 00:07:46,890 Oh, three words; Rodeo Drive, baby. 161 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:49,920 Shut up. 162 00:07:53,831 --> 00:07:54,980 Who you calling? 163 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,860 - My mom. - Why? 164 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:58,418 Just checking in. 165 00:07:58,438 --> 00:08:00,246 I told you she's good. 166 00:08:00,266 --> 00:08:01,350 Hey, Missy. 167 00:08:01,570 --> 00:08:02,899 What do you want? 168 00:08:02,919 --> 00:08:05,310 - Is Mom there? - Uh, no. 169 00:08:05,530 --> 00:08:07,459 - Where is she? - Hang on. 170 00:08:07,585 --> 00:08:09,151 Quiet! 171 00:08:09,918 --> 00:08:11,300 Are you having a party? 172 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,555 Just a couple friends. 173 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:13,730 So where's Mom? 174 00:08:13,891 --> 00:08:15,090 She's on a date. 175 00:08:15,110 --> 00:08:17,350 What? No, she said she wasn't ready. 176 00:08:17,370 --> 00:08:19,130 No, you said she wasn't ready. 177 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,020 I got to go. Something's on fire. 178 00:08:21,850 --> 00:08:23,909 Missy! Missy! 179 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,310 You are not gonna believe this. 180 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:28,090 My mom's out on a date. 181 00:08:28,195 --> 00:08:29,450 No. 182 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:39,537 What kind of person takes out a dead man's wife? 183 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:42,240 You should try being happy for her. 184 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,481 This could be really good. 185 00:08:43,501 --> 00:08:45,070 Oh, really good? 186 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:48,170 Is this why she was "really good" when you saw her at the church? 187 00:08:48,275 --> 00:08:51,028 Look, she was adamant about not telling you, and you know how she gets 188 00:08:51,048 --> 00:08:53,208 when she's adamant. It's scary stuff. 189 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:56,062 What do we even know about this guy? 190 00:08:56,082 --> 00:08:59,000 Just that he's nice and he sent her flowers. 191 00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:01,347 What, so this ain't even their first date? 192 00:09:01,367 --> 00:09:03,570 Maybe, I, I don't know. 193 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:05,590 You know, it's really none of my beeswax. 194 00:09:06,836 --> 00:09:08,700 Why do I even bother talking to you? 195 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:09,900 I agree. 196 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:19,410 Oh, hi. 197 00:09:19,430 --> 00:09:21,080 Don't "hi" me. 198 00:09:21,117 --> 00:09:22,020 Excuse me? 199 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:24,137 I thought we agreed you weren't ready. 200 00:09:24,157 --> 00:09:25,800 Mandy told you? 201 00:09:25,825 --> 00:09:27,030 No, Missy told me, 202 00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:29,630 but Mandy told me you told her not to tell me. 203 00:09:30,348 --> 00:09:32,300 Get out of my chair. 204 00:09:33,362 --> 00:09:36,630 Not that it is any of your business, but... 205 00:09:37,450 --> 00:09:40,513 I enjoy spending time with him. 206 00:09:40,533 --> 00:09:41,650 What about Dad? 207 00:09:41,670 --> 00:09:43,740 Your dad would want me to be happy. 208 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,670 Oh, no, he wouldn't. 209 00:09:46,332 --> 00:09:49,790 Georgie, I love you dearly, but I'm about to lose my temper. 210 00:09:49,810 --> 00:09:52,210 Oh, pretty cranky. You stay out late? 211 00:09:52,990 --> 00:09:54,580 On the count of three. 212 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,484 Missy had a party while you were out gallivanting. 213 00:09:56,504 --> 00:09:57,966 I know. 214 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,280 One. 215 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:01,054 What are you gonna do, spank me? 216 00:10:01,074 --> 00:10:02,020 Two. 217 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,510 I'm a grown man. 218 00:10:03,715 --> 00:10:06,170 - Three! - This ain't over! 219 00:10:11,381 --> 00:10:12,730 Just the man I want to see. 220 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,200 Oh, hello. 221 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:16,683 Question; is there anything in the Bible that says 222 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:19,820 how long a wife should wait to move on after her husband dies? 223 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,617 Oh, my goodness, Georgie, is your health okay? 224 00:10:22,637 --> 00:10:24,520 This ain't about me. 225 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,809 I mean, I am constipated here and there, but nothing fatal. 226 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:31,999 Okay, and actually the Bible does speak to this. 227 00:10:32,019 --> 00:10:33,377 Here we go. 228 00:10:33,977 --> 00:10:37,490 First Corinthians, uh, 7:39. 229 00:10:37,510 --> 00:10:41,450 "A wife is bound to her husband for as long as he lives." 230 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:42,502 Love it. 231 00:10:42,522 --> 00:10:44,670 "But if her husband dies, she is free 232 00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:47,309 to be married to whom she wishes." 233 00:10:47,329 --> 00:10:49,460 What else you got? 234 00:10:49,881 --> 00:10:51,590 Well, uh, let's see. 235 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:52,810 Ooh. 236 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:53,980 Let's try this one. 237 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,340 First Timothy 5:14. 238 00:10:56,460 --> 00:11:00,324 "So I would have younger widows marry, bear children..." 239 00:11:00,344 --> 00:11:02,177 Children? Next. 240 00:11:02,994 --> 00:11:06,053 I get the sense you're looking for some alternate guidance. 241 00:11:06,073 --> 00:11:08,065 No fooling you. Keep going. 242 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:11,648 Okay. Well, uh... how's this? 243 00:11:11,668 --> 00:11:14,400 "To the widows and the unmarried, I say 244 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:17,880 that it is good for them to stay unmarried as I do." 245 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:20,490 - Mm-hmm. - "But if they cannot control themselves, 246 00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:22,620 "they should marry, for it is better to marry 247 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,540 than to burn with passion." 248 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,470 Oh, you're killing me. 249 00:11:27,650 --> 00:11:29,250 What about other religions? 250 00:11:29,494 --> 00:11:31,630 Well, in the Jewish tradition, 251 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:35,260 excessive mourning of a spouse is considered critical of God. 252 00:11:35,731 --> 00:11:37,251 Thanks for nothing. 253 00:11:37,271 --> 00:11:38,850 My door is always open. 254 00:11:38,870 --> 00:11:39,990 Yeah. 255 00:11:40,210 --> 00:11:42,220 It shouldn't be, but it is. 256 00:11:46,930 --> 00:11:49,140 Lord, I don't know what to do. 257 00:11:49,197 --> 00:11:51,230 Maybe it is too soon. 258 00:11:51,369 --> 00:11:53,220 It certainly is for Georgie. 259 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,130 He's real upset, 260 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:57,450 and I don't want to make things harder for him. 261 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:03,180 But why should I feel guilty for having a little fun? 262 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,930 I can't stay in this house and be sad all the time. 263 00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:08,250 I don't think George would want that. 264 00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:13,270 If you see him up there, 265 00:12:13,390 --> 00:12:17,110 please tell him I think about him every day 266 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:19,430 and I'll miss him forever. 267 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,980 Amen. 268 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:27,590 Oh, um, let him know the Cowboys are looking real good this year. 269 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:36,700 Here you go, Jorge. Thanks for supporting 270 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,377 the only Latino-owned tire shop in Medford. 271 00:12:39,913 --> 00:12:40,830 Who's McAllister? 272 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:43,750 Oh, it's pronounced "Mac-ay-eester." 273 00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:45,826 Goes back to your ancient Aztecs. 274 00:12:46,052 --> 00:12:47,310 Cool. 275 00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:49,520 - Hey, Missy. - Where's Georgie? 276 00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:51,320 Out on a tow. Sh-Shouldn't you be in school? 277 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:53,483 Yep. When's he gonna be back? 278 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,840 I don't know, you want me to give him a message? 279 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:58,720 Yeah, tell him he needs to stay out of our mom's love life, 280 00:12:58,740 --> 00:13:01,730 and if he's got a problem with that, then he's got a problem with me. 281 00:13:01,972 --> 00:13:03,820 I would love to tell him that. 282 00:13:09,591 --> 00:13:10,570 How's it going? 283 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,290 Good. Your sister dropped by. 284 00:13:12,601 --> 00:13:13,950 Really? What'd she want? 285 00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:15,720 Your mother's love life is none of your business, 286 00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:18,000 and if you got a problem with that, you got a problem with me! 287 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:21,020 And to be clear, "me" is Missy. 288 00:13:21,741 --> 00:13:23,720 - I got it. - I'm not done. 289 00:13:24,523 --> 00:13:26,220 What kind of son makes his mother feel bad 290 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,310 for trying to find a little happiness in the world? 291 00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:30,060 A bad son, that's what kind. 292 00:13:34,327 --> 00:13:35,850 How's it going at the garage? 293 00:13:36,004 --> 00:13:37,070 Great. 294 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,582 Cool. 295 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,837 You renew the bus contract with the school board? 296 00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:43,280 Yep. 297 00:13:44,402 --> 00:13:46,262 I tried. I'm out. 298 00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:48,510 Just tell them, Georgie. 299 00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:51,083 - Can we please leave it alone? - Tell them. 300 00:13:51,606 --> 00:13:54,290 My mom's decided to replace my dad. 301 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,813 That's not what's happening. 302 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,284 Well, that's what it feels like. 303 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,223 She went to dinner with a nice man, that's it. 304 00:14:01,243 --> 00:14:02,780 You and me went to dinner once, too. 305 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,360 Boom, pregnant. 306 00:14:04,759 --> 00:14:07,020 - You're being ridiculous. - It's only been a year. 307 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,768 A year and a half. 308 00:14:08,788 --> 00:14:10,010 Can I say something? 309 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:12,350 Really? You want to walk into this minefield? 310 00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:18,240 Your mother will never forget or stop loving your father. 311 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:22,123 And I think it's very brave of her to try and live a full life. 312 00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,660 That went better than I thought. 313 00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:28,801 It just hurts. 314 00:14:28,821 --> 00:14:29,940 I get it. 315 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,380 Do you? Your dad's sitting right here. 316 00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:35,830 Well, not for long. Look how much butter's on that potato. 317 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,540 Don't give me more reasons to take you out of the will. 318 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,920 Excuse me. 319 00:14:45,774 --> 00:14:48,840 If Mandy's out of the will, does that mean I get everything? 320 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,030 It's a yes or no question. 321 00:15:04,249 --> 00:15:05,870 You want to talk about it? 322 00:15:06,504 --> 00:15:07,600 Not really. 323 00:15:07,818 --> 00:15:08,962 Georgie. 324 00:15:08,982 --> 00:15:10,500 What's to talk about? 325 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,490 I'm wrong, I should just move on. 326 00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:14,820 No. I mean, there's no wrong here. 327 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,580 You feel what you feel. 328 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:20,359 But that also means your mom gets to feel what she feels. 329 00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:27,450 I'm telling you right now, I will never call this man "Dad." 330 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,390 Okay, you need to slow down. 331 00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,220 I mean it, I ain't walking her down the aisle. 332 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,480 Oh, my God. 333 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,790 Let Sheldon do it. 334 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,140 You're acting crazy, okay? 335 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,570 She just went on a date. 336 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:40,420 I know my mother. She doesn't date, she commits. 337 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,840 Okay, well, what about this guy? I mean, how do we know if he's ready for that? 338 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,345 She's beautiful and she can cook. 339 00:15:45,365 --> 00:15:47,030 He ain't going nowhere. 340 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,340 I mean, what do you even know about this guy? 341 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,957 Does he even have a job? 342 00:15:50,977 --> 00:15:52,160 I don't know. 343 00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:53,380 Kids? 344 00:15:53,665 --> 00:15:55,180 No idea. 345 00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:57,200 Well, how long since his wife died? 346 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,210 Okay, okay, I get where you're going. 347 00:15:59,681 --> 00:16:00,730 Do you? 348 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,550 Yeah, I need to hire a private detective 349 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,726 and find out everything I can about this creep. 350 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,730 Oh, that's good. 351 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,830 I'm surprised your mom never got you out there. 352 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:15,260 Oh, she never asked. 353 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,740 Sorry I brought it up. 354 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,310 You... you have some crumbs in your mustache. 355 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:24,710 Oh, dang it. Been thinking of shaving it. 356 00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:27,400 Oh, don't. You look like Tom Selleck. 357 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,040 I was thinking about our will. 358 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,386 I have a new plan I'd like to propose. 359 00:16:40,829 --> 00:16:42,370 I'm listening. 360 00:16:42,441 --> 00:16:45,520 We blow it all on ourselves before we die. 361 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,600 And leave nothing for the kids? 362 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,160 Not a penny. 363 00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,270 What would we spend it on? 364 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,880 I don't know. 365 00:16:56,494 --> 00:16:58,756 I've always wanted a monster truck. 366 00:16:58,776 --> 00:17:00,480 A monster truck? 367 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,830 It's a regular truck but monstrous. 368 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,830 What about you? What would you like? 369 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,490 One of those cruises that go around the world. 370 00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:11,420 Ah, the monster truck of the sea. 371 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,041 What else? 372 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,623 I'd like to meet the pope. 373 00:17:16,643 --> 00:17:18,160 You can buy that? 374 00:17:18,531 --> 00:17:21,720 It's the Catholic Church. Of course you can buy it. 375 00:17:23,572 --> 00:17:24,740 Your turn. 376 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,420 Well, you know, I've always dreamed of winning the Kentucky Derby. 377 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:30,750 Oh. 378 00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:33,830 Aren't you a little big to be a jockey? 379 00:17:34,193 --> 00:17:36,300 I'm not gonna ride the horse, I'm gonna own it. 380 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,739 All right. 381 00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:39,350 Ooh, if we're going to the Derby, 382 00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:42,271 I'm gonna have to get me one of those big fancy hats. 383 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:45,080 Oh, get me one, too. I burn easy. 384 00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:54,030 Are we being selfish, not leaving anything for the kids? 385 00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:57,420 Feels good, don't it? 386 00:17:58,719 --> 00:18:00,340 It does. 387 00:18:01,569 --> 00:18:03,510 I'll be right back. 388 00:18:03,638 --> 00:18:04,810 Where are you going? 389 00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:07,100 To tell them they're on their own. 390 00:18:07,574 --> 00:18:09,090 I want to come.