1 00:00:05,067 --> 00:00:06,954 Huh. What's all this? 2 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:09,179 I'm trying to do the books for the store. 3 00:00:09,399 --> 00:00:10,303 Oh. 4 00:00:11,265 --> 00:00:13,761 I thought it was some kind of role-play thing. You know, 5 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:17,184 strict accountant, hot girl in debt. 6 00:00:18,664 --> 00:00:22,432 - That's what you're into? - Hey, I did Mrs. Claus for you. 7 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:25,629 Oh, this naughty reindeer remembers. 8 00:00:27,666 --> 00:00:29,531 So, since when do you do the books? 9 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,688 Ruben won't let me hire an accountant. 10 00:00:31,919 --> 00:00:35,006 - You went to college. Help me. - Yeah, but I was a communications major. 11 00:00:35,026 --> 00:00:39,008 We didn't do math. It was speech class and film appreciation. 12 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,402 - Film appreciation? - Yeah. 13 00:00:41,422 --> 00:00:43,408 You watch films and... 14 00:00:43,439 --> 00:00:45,010 you appreciate them. 15 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:47,131 Never mind, I'll figure it out. 16 00:00:47,151 --> 00:00:49,747 Well, what about my mom? She did this for years. 17 00:00:49,988 --> 00:00:51,948 Well, I don't want her to think I'm dumb. 18 00:00:52,268 --> 00:00:53,583 You're adorable. 19 00:00:54,276 --> 00:00:56,837 Well, you could ask your mom. She does the books for the church. 20 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:57,907 Not a bad idea. 21 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,290 I know. 22 00:00:59,494 --> 00:01:03,524 Now, uh, tell me I'm a naughty girl who's late on her credit card payment. 23 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,094 - You got a sec? - What's up? 24 00:01:37,114 --> 00:01:39,967 I was thinking maybe, to get the young people more invested, 25 00:01:39,987 --> 00:01:42,856 I could start playing my guitar during the service. 26 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:46,190 You know who else played guitar while he preached? 27 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:47,914 Charles Manson. 28 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:51,547 Well, I doubt he played "This Little Light of Mine." 29 00:01:51,567 --> 00:01:53,861 'Cause he was busy getting people murdered. 30 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,219 - Hey, Mom. - Hi, honey. 31 00:01:57,239 --> 00:01:59,505 - Pastor Jeff. - Georgie, would you be more likely 32 00:01:59,525 --> 00:02:01,699 to come to church if I played my guitar? 33 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:04,526 Hmm. Are you gonna play cool songs or God songs? 34 00:02:04,649 --> 00:02:07,877 I think God songs are cool songs. 35 00:02:07,897 --> 00:02:09,749 - Sounds fun. - Don't lie in church. 36 00:02:09,769 --> 00:02:11,601 Sounds terrible. 37 00:02:11,855 --> 00:02:13,287 Your loss. 38 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:15,123 It's gonna be groovy. 39 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:18,399 That man never should've gotten MTV. 40 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,685 So, what brings you by? 41 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:22,879 - I could use your help with the store. - Of course. 42 00:02:22,899 --> 00:02:25,695 - Unless it's more money. - It ain't. 43 00:02:25,916 --> 00:02:27,344 Then of course. 44 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:29,021 I need a hand with the books. 45 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:30,334 Oh. 46 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,872 Well, I would love to, but 47 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:37,006 that's a big job, and I really have my hands full here. 48 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:38,751 I understand. Yeah. 49 00:02:38,771 --> 00:02:40,979 Mrs. McAllister used to do 'em, I guess I'll just ask... 50 00:02:40,999 --> 00:02:44,118 - I'll do it. - Great. 51 00:02:44,138 --> 00:02:47,088 I'm not leaving the fate of my house in the hands of that... 52 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,133 Lord, forgive me. 53 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:52,765 - You didn't say nothing. - No, but I thought it... 54 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,505 and it was bad. 55 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:06,170 - Next. - Here to renew my license. 56 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:08,826 Stand behind the line and read the eye chart for me. 57 00:03:08,846 --> 00:03:10,607 Yes, sir. 58 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:15,097 That would be an E. 59 00:03:15,806 --> 00:03:18,456 Congratulations. Now, try the fifth line. 60 00:03:18,476 --> 00:03:20,624 Fifth line, sure. 61 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:22,253 Whenever you're ready. 62 00:03:24,874 --> 00:03:27,905 - Behind the line. - Ooh. Sorry. 63 00:03:28,099 --> 00:03:31,303 - You wear glasses? - No. Always had perfect vision. 64 00:03:31,323 --> 00:03:32,963 Uh-huh. 65 00:03:33,673 --> 00:03:35,284 Fifth line. 66 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:39,155 Z. F. R. U. M. What's next? 67 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:41,311 You go to an eye doctor. 68 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,078 Hey. How was the DMV? 69 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:51,860 Great. Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. 70 00:03:52,088 --> 00:03:53,977 They give you a temporary license? 71 00:03:53,997 --> 00:03:55,493 Yes, they did. 72 00:03:55,513 --> 00:03:57,739 Oh. How long till the new one shows up in the mail? 73 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,451 - They didn't say. - Oh. 74 00:03:59,471 --> 00:04:00,916 Hey, did they make you take a new picture? 75 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:02,633 What, you writing a book? 76 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:07,636 Hey. 77 00:04:07,656 --> 00:04:08,924 Where'd my calendar go? 78 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:10,121 I took it down. 79 00:04:10,264 --> 00:04:13,468 My mom's religious. She don't need to be seeing bikini ladies. 80 00:04:13,488 --> 00:04:16,300 Excuse me, but God made those bikini ladies. 81 00:04:17,062 --> 00:04:19,195 Also, don't be throwing around the "God" word. 82 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:20,913 Geez, okay. 83 00:04:20,933 --> 00:04:24,215 You can't say "geez," too close to Jesus. 84 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:26,500 Anything else? 85 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:30,647 You don't drink, you don't smoke, and you don't believe in sex before marriage. 86 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:32,968 But that last one probably won't come up. 87 00:04:33,469 --> 00:04:34,471 Hello. 88 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:36,030 - Hey, Mom. - Mrs. Cooper. 89 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:38,452 - Hey, Ruben, how you been? - Good. 90 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,785 Just saving myself for the right woman. 91 00:04:42,597 --> 00:04:43,657 What? 92 00:04:46,695 --> 00:04:48,490 Here's all the invoices, receipts, 93 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:51,767 and stuff that looked important, but I didn't know what it was. 94 00:04:51,787 --> 00:04:55,492 Okay, well, better get started. Do you have a calculator? 95 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:56,647 In the desk. 96 00:04:56,819 --> 00:04:58,363 No, no, no, the other drawer. 97 00:05:01,088 --> 00:05:02,655 That's Ruben's. 98 00:05:02,798 --> 00:05:04,373 We should pray for him. 99 00:05:07,119 --> 00:05:08,723 Ooh, hey, what's the score? 100 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,284 It's, uh... 101 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,686 - Cowboys up by three. - Exactly. 102 00:05:13,374 --> 00:05:14,616 How much time's left? 103 00:05:14,636 --> 00:05:16,080 You got eyes, use 'em. 104 00:05:21,033 --> 00:05:23,018 McAllister residence. 105 00:05:23,601 --> 00:05:25,716 Oh, hello, Mary. 106 00:05:25,989 --> 00:05:28,240 No, he's not home yet. 107 00:05:29,433 --> 00:05:30,460 Oh. 108 00:05:31,305 --> 00:05:33,607 I didn't know you were doing that. 109 00:05:34,878 --> 00:05:37,685 I'll give him the message. Bye now. 110 00:05:41,576 --> 00:05:42,951 Hmm. 111 00:05:43,813 --> 00:05:45,821 - Everything okay? - Why wouldn't it be? 112 00:05:45,841 --> 00:05:48,043 Well, you said "hmm." 113 00:05:49,061 --> 00:05:52,527 Did you know Georgie asked Mary to do the books for the shop? 114 00:05:52,547 --> 00:05:54,571 That explains the "hmm." 115 00:05:55,716 --> 00:05:56,788 Well... 116 00:05:56,808 --> 00:05:58,187 you just... 117 00:05:58,897 --> 00:06:01,837 you do so much for us already, he didn't want to bother you. 118 00:06:01,857 --> 00:06:03,972 I'm not toast, Amanda. 119 00:06:04,069 --> 00:06:06,579 I don't need buttering. 120 00:06:08,329 --> 00:06:09,869 Honey, it's just the books. 121 00:06:11,258 --> 00:06:14,069 Oh, that look don't work after the third beer. 122 00:06:15,231 --> 00:06:16,877 Hey, y'all. 123 00:06:17,046 --> 00:06:19,940 - Georgie, your mother called. - Oh. 124 00:06:21,494 --> 00:06:22,635 Oh. 125 00:06:26,799 --> 00:06:28,981 Why does she even want to do the books? 126 00:06:29,001 --> 00:06:31,258 It's not about the books. It's about your mother. 127 00:06:31,278 --> 00:06:33,216 You're the one who said I should ask her. 128 00:06:33,236 --> 00:06:35,407 Yeah. That was wrong. 129 00:06:36,370 --> 00:06:38,904 So now what? I'm supposed to fire my mom? 130 00:06:38,924 --> 00:06:41,442 She can't expect me to do that just 'cause she's upset. 131 00:06:41,462 --> 00:06:43,095 Oh, yes, she can. 132 00:06:43,115 --> 00:06:45,581 - Well, she'll just have to get over it. - No, she won't. 133 00:06:45,684 --> 00:06:46,761 Well, then I don't care. 134 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,217 - Yes, you do. - So much. 135 00:06:52,255 --> 00:06:55,384 No one knows how that store operates better than I do. 136 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,678 Uh-huh. 137 00:06:57,853 --> 00:07:00,852 I could do those books in my sleep. 138 00:07:01,592 --> 00:07:02,552 Yep. 139 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,251 Are you even listening to me? 140 00:07:06,525 --> 00:07:07,603 Yeah, of course. 141 00:07:07,623 --> 00:07:09,136 What'd I just say? 142 00:07:09,156 --> 00:07:11,415 "Are you even listening to me?" 143 00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:13,474 Why do I bother? 144 00:07:13,494 --> 00:07:17,304 Honey, are you really upset he didn't ask you 145 00:07:17,324 --> 00:07:19,001 or are you just mad he went to Mary? 146 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:21,051 That has nothing to do with it. 147 00:07:21,071 --> 00:07:23,397 Although, I bet she loves going through my work 148 00:07:23,417 --> 00:07:25,495 trying to find a mistake. 149 00:07:25,636 --> 00:07:27,442 Good luck, lady. 150 00:07:28,617 --> 00:07:31,420 You know, it's possible she's not thinking about you at all. 151 00:07:32,426 --> 00:07:34,989 What a hateful thing to say, Jim. 152 00:07:42,298 --> 00:07:43,460 Hello. 153 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,107 Oh, Audrey. What a pleasant, um... 154 00:07:46,527 --> 00:07:47,849 Hello. 155 00:07:48,399 --> 00:07:50,004 I come in peace. 156 00:07:50,127 --> 00:07:51,502 Have a seat. 157 00:07:51,928 --> 00:07:55,642 I just want to say I think it's so great you helping Georgie out. 158 00:07:55,952 --> 00:07:58,165 But you'd do a better job. 159 00:07:58,185 --> 00:08:00,806 Of course not. 160 00:08:00,889 --> 00:08:03,308 I just have more free time than you. 161 00:08:03,561 --> 00:08:05,090 I can make time. 162 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:08,579 But wouldn't you rather spend it with CeeCee? 163 00:08:09,201 --> 00:08:11,009 I'm sorry, are you trying to bribe me 164 00:08:11,029 --> 00:08:12,620 with my own granddaughter? 165 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:16,288 Our granddaughter. And yes. So what do you say? 166 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,104 Well, like you said, I am very busy, 167 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,758 but thank you for coming by. 168 00:08:20,778 --> 00:08:22,543 Mary, it's an important job. 169 00:08:22,563 --> 00:08:25,023 I just want to make sure it gets done right. 170 00:08:25,043 --> 00:08:26,396 And I'm gonna do it wrong? 171 00:08:26,416 --> 00:08:28,984 - Well, not on purpose. - I'm about to do 172 00:08:29,004 --> 00:08:30,510 something on purpose. 173 00:08:30,747 --> 00:08:32,988 Hey, Audrey. 174 00:08:33,008 --> 00:08:34,990 I thought I heard your voice. 175 00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:36,339 Pastor Jeff. 176 00:08:36,359 --> 00:08:37,688 Do you need something? 177 00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:40,648 No. I just heard you gals chatting 178 00:08:40,668 --> 00:08:43,020 and thought of one of my favorite Bible verses, 179 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:47,135 "Where two or more are gathered, I am there." 180 00:08:47,191 --> 00:08:49,831 One. Two. 181 00:08:49,851 --> 00:08:51,087 Three. 182 00:08:52,597 --> 00:08:54,307 Okay, I'm gonna go. 183 00:08:54,595 --> 00:08:57,817 But remember, He's still here. 184 00:09:01,219 --> 00:09:02,567 Oh, my God. 185 00:09:03,386 --> 00:09:04,413 What? 186 00:09:05,025 --> 00:09:07,062 You're going 18 miles an hour. 187 00:09:07,082 --> 00:09:08,197 So? 188 00:09:08,217 --> 00:09:10,575 So, you drive like an old man. 189 00:09:10,595 --> 00:09:14,634 I drive like a safe man, which is how I became an old man. 190 00:09:16,046 --> 00:09:17,902 - Stop sign. Stop sign. - Yeah, I see it. 191 00:09:17,922 --> 00:09:19,351 I see it. 192 00:09:21,073 --> 00:09:22,602 What the hell? 193 00:09:22,622 --> 00:09:24,169 - You okay? - Yeah, you? 194 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,087 Yeah, I'm fine. 195 00:09:26,387 --> 00:09:28,043 A UPS truck. 196 00:09:28,063 --> 00:09:29,784 - That's a mail truck. - Same thing. 197 00:09:29,804 --> 00:09:31,568 No, it's not. One's big and brown. 198 00:09:31,588 --> 00:09:32,876 Same thing, Mandy. 199 00:09:36,974 --> 00:09:40,095 Last cop I talked to recognized me from TV. 200 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,622 How does that help here? 201 00:09:41,642 --> 00:09:43,889 Oh, it doesn't. I just like thinking about it. 202 00:09:44,821 --> 00:09:46,470 - Were you the driver? - Yes, sir. 203 00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:48,846 Gonna need your license and registration. 204 00:09:48,866 --> 00:09:49,851 Sure. 205 00:09:51,113 --> 00:09:53,147 Actually, you know, uh... 206 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:56,083 He hit me. I-I was stopped at the stop sign. 207 00:09:56,103 --> 00:09:59,269 I know. I just need it for my report. 208 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:02,294 But I-I'm the victim here. I didn't do anything wrong. 209 00:10:02,314 --> 00:10:04,111 Dad, just give him your license. 210 00:10:04,726 --> 00:10:05,996 I don't want to. 211 00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:09,565 - You just went to the DMV. - I did. 212 00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:11,809 Then why is your license expired? 213 00:10:11,829 --> 00:10:13,273 Beats me. 214 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,436 - Dad. - Okay, fine. 215 00:10:15,456 --> 00:10:17,745 I had a little trouble with my eye exam. 216 00:10:17,765 --> 00:10:20,312 You said it was easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. 217 00:10:20,332 --> 00:10:22,750 Would you stop remembering things? 218 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:25,929 I-I can't believe you let me ride in the car with you. 219 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:30,460 Excuse me, I did tell you to leave the baby home with your mother. 220 00:10:35,913 --> 00:10:37,155 Georgie back yet? 221 00:10:37,175 --> 00:10:39,897 Still on a tow. Anything I can do for you? 222 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:42,595 Just got the books all up to date, wanted to go over 'em. 223 00:10:42,615 --> 00:10:44,346 Oh, how we doing? 224 00:10:44,487 --> 00:10:47,270 Maybe we should wait till Georgie gets back. 225 00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:50,279 - Is it bad? - I wouldn't say "bad." 226 00:10:50,299 --> 00:10:51,799 Good? 227 00:10:52,016 --> 00:10:53,855 I wouldn't say "good." 228 00:10:53,975 --> 00:10:55,561 Oh, God. 229 00:10:55,703 --> 00:10:57,465 I mean, jeepers. 230 00:10:58,153 --> 00:11:01,937 Hey, get this, the guy I just towed does all the ads on bus benches. 231 00:11:01,957 --> 00:11:03,268 Says he'll give us a discount. 232 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,639 Hold your fire. We need to talk. 233 00:11:05,717 --> 00:11:08,379 - I know you're gonna say we can't afford it... - You can't afford it. 234 00:11:08,622 --> 00:11:11,431 - Geez. - Georgie, language. 235 00:11:13,299 --> 00:11:17,487 I have been going over the books, and you are barely scraping by. 236 00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:20,228 Well, that can't be right. Business has been booming. 237 00:11:20,248 --> 00:11:22,070 I don't know what to tell you. 238 00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:24,337 You either got to spend less or make more. 239 00:11:24,357 --> 00:11:26,337 Great. I choose to make more. 240 00:11:27,043 --> 00:11:29,386 - How we gonna do that? - Advertise. 241 00:11:29,406 --> 00:11:31,127 There's got to be money for one bench. 242 00:11:31,147 --> 00:11:33,273 There isn't. And I have marked a few other places 243 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,699 that you might want to cut back. 244 00:11:34,719 --> 00:11:37,641 Okay. I'm just spitballing here: 245 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,192 How about we fire Georgie? 246 00:11:40,512 --> 00:11:42,660 Come on, can't you get creative? 247 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,501 Move some numbers around? 248 00:11:44,521 --> 00:11:48,259 You are not underwater yet. You just need to tighten your belt. 249 00:11:49,007 --> 00:11:51,214 Well, if you're sure there's nothing else we can do, 250 00:11:51,234 --> 00:11:53,195 then I guess there's nothing else we can do. 251 00:11:53,302 --> 00:11:56,391 Mrs. McAllister, I was wondering if you could take a look at the books for me. 252 00:12:03,351 --> 00:12:04,682 I'm sorry? 253 00:12:04,702 --> 00:12:07,078 I thought your mother was doing your books. 254 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:11,011 Well, she was, but I realized I should've come to you first. 255 00:12:11,393 --> 00:12:12,599 Why didn't you? 256 00:12:12,619 --> 00:12:16,209 You know me. I'm young. I make all kinds of bad decisions. 257 00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:20,002 So you're saying your mother isn't up to the task, 258 00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:22,789 and I would do a much better job? 259 00:12:24,224 --> 00:12:25,536 Should I say that? 260 00:12:25,937 --> 00:12:27,011 Yes. 261 00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:29,084 Then consider it said. 262 00:12:29,104 --> 00:12:30,211 Say it. 263 00:12:31,163 --> 00:12:33,885 Look, my mom's just kind of set in her ways. 264 00:12:33,905 --> 00:12:36,676 I need someone creative, someone a little more fun. 265 00:12:37,518 --> 00:12:40,599 Well, I'm certainly more fun than that old Bible thumper. 266 00:12:41,173 --> 00:12:43,928 Okay, okay, she's still my mom. 267 00:12:44,226 --> 00:12:47,241 Although, I have literally seen her thump a Bible. 268 00:12:47,702 --> 00:12:49,988 I suppose I can take a look. 269 00:12:50,008 --> 00:12:52,028 And while you're at it, I'm hoping you can find me 270 00:12:52,048 --> 00:12:53,656 the money to advertise on a bus bench. 271 00:12:53,676 --> 00:12:55,677 - I'm sure I can. - Great. 272 00:12:55,697 --> 00:12:57,817 But only after you say it. 273 00:13:01,237 --> 00:13:03,107 See you later. 274 00:13:03,127 --> 00:13:04,811 Hey. Where do you think you're going? 275 00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:07,490 - Hardware store. - Oh, you're not driving. 276 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:08,706 I'm fine. 277 00:13:08,726 --> 00:13:10,250 You don't have a license. 278 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,596 Yeah, well, you got more tickets than me. 279 00:13:12,727 --> 00:13:15,538 Yeah, that's because I'm reckless, not blind. 280 00:13:16,038 --> 00:13:18,767 Okay. You need to go to the eye doctor. 281 00:13:18,787 --> 00:13:21,585 Mandy, look, there's already a blonde lady in this house 282 00:13:21,605 --> 00:13:23,755 whose job it is to make me unhappy. 283 00:13:24,409 --> 00:13:25,894 You want me to get her? I can get her. 284 00:13:25,914 --> 00:13:27,716 - Mom! - Shh! Shh! 285 00:13:28,046 --> 00:13:29,985 Okay, let me take you to get your eyes checked. 286 00:13:30,005 --> 00:13:32,720 No, I don't need another doctor telling me I'm getting old. 287 00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:34,322 Is that what this is about? 288 00:13:35,227 --> 00:13:37,347 Every time I go, it's a new thing; 289 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,908 high cholesterol, enlarged prostate. 290 00:13:39,928 --> 00:13:43,333 I'm a big guy, maybe I should have a big prostate. 291 00:13:43,643 --> 00:13:46,743 Is that how prostates work? I honestly don't know. 292 00:13:47,223 --> 00:13:50,681 You know, ever since I turned 50, I've been getting mailers from the AARP. 293 00:13:50,701 --> 00:13:52,188 Well, can't read 'em. 294 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,731 I'm not going to the eye doctor. 295 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,119 - Mom! - You suck. 296 00:13:59,991 --> 00:14:03,630 All right, Jeff, let's see what you got. 297 00:14:05,606 --> 00:14:07,327 Test, test. 298 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,413 "This Little Light Of Mine," take one. 299 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:33,642 What the heck? 300 00:14:35,385 --> 00:14:38,125 Second verse, same as the first. 301 00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:41,613 You want me to lose my house? 302 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,347 You saw the ad, huh? 303 00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:44,743 I did. 304 00:14:44,763 --> 00:14:46,803 See? And you came right in. 305 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,544 - What ad? - The one on the bus bench 306 00:14:50,564 --> 00:14:53,102 that I told him he couldn't afford. 307 00:14:53,122 --> 00:14:54,328 Are you kidding me? 308 00:14:54,348 --> 00:14:56,498 It's fine. I found some money in the budget. 309 00:14:56,518 --> 00:14:58,409 You can't just find money. 310 00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:02,295 I was looking over our books, and I realized, if we reported a loss this quarter, 311 00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:05,080 we could lower our corporate tax burden to get a refund, 312 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,289 which I took an advance on to buy the ad. 313 00:15:08,146 --> 00:15:10,218 You realized that? 314 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:13,438 I just said it, didn't I? 315 00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:15,720 But who said it first? 316 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:17,527 I'm sorry, 317 00:15:17,547 --> 00:15:20,077 is it so hard to believe that I can figure that out? 318 00:15:20,111 --> 00:15:21,838 - Yes. - Absolutely. 319 00:15:22,475 --> 00:15:23,879 I'm insulted. 320 00:15:24,554 --> 00:15:27,025 This was Audrey's doing, wasn't it? 321 00:15:27,775 --> 00:15:29,903 Yes, but I'm still insulted. 322 00:15:35,649 --> 00:15:37,012 Remember me? 323 00:15:37,032 --> 00:15:38,113 No. 324 00:15:38,779 --> 00:15:39,787 Really? 325 00:15:40,352 --> 00:15:42,759 I came in here a couple days ago to take my eye test. 326 00:15:43,101 --> 00:15:45,022 That narrows it down. 327 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,861 I didn't do real good, 328 00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:50,601 so I went and got these bad boys for driving. 329 00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:53,970 Pretty sharp, huh? 330 00:15:55,013 --> 00:15:57,178 You're a very handsome man. 331 00:15:57,598 --> 00:16:00,475 Okay, what do you want? Fourth line? Sixth line? 332 00:16:00,495 --> 00:16:02,485 Hey, I tell you what, I'll just start at the bottom, 333 00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:05,009 work my way up. "Made in China." 334 00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:07,818 Bottom right-hand corner. Bet no one's ever read that before. 335 00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:09,666 See that clock over there? 336 00:16:09,686 --> 00:16:10,928 2:35. 337 00:16:10,948 --> 00:16:13,063 Oh, no. 2:36. 338 00:16:14,025 --> 00:16:16,151 Congratulations. Just go get your picture taken over... 339 00:16:16,171 --> 00:16:17,990 No, no, no, I'm not done. I'm not done. 340 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:18,980 Bup, bup, bup, bup. 341 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,146 Hey, you see that guy standing there? He's wearing an IZOD shirt. 342 00:16:22,177 --> 00:16:24,945 It got that little alligator right there, clear as day. Yo! 343 00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:27,295 Nice shirt. 344 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,189 You and me need to talk. 345 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,265 I didn't go to your son. He came to me. 346 00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:46,249 I do not care who came to who. 347 00:16:46,269 --> 00:16:48,419 Georgie is being careless with his money, 348 00:16:48,439 --> 00:16:50,629 and you are helping him. 349 00:16:50,649 --> 00:16:54,306 Oh, please. You're just mad I found something you didn't. 350 00:16:54,326 --> 00:16:55,582 You didn't find anything. 351 00:16:55,602 --> 00:16:57,627 You are just robbing Peter to pay Paul. 352 00:16:57,647 --> 00:16:59,194 Well, that's how business works. 353 00:16:59,214 --> 00:17:01,805 Oh, please, this is not about business. 354 00:17:01,825 --> 00:17:03,978 This is about you trying to spite me. 355 00:17:04,595 --> 00:17:06,034 It can be both. 356 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:10,878 Well, guess what, lady? If I lose my house, I am moving in here. 357 00:17:11,008 --> 00:17:13,800 Why don't you try having some faith in your son? 358 00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:15,958 You are gonna talk to me about faith? 359 00:17:15,978 --> 00:17:18,453 I have faith out the wazoo. 360 00:17:19,281 --> 00:17:20,348 Charming. 361 00:17:22,498 --> 00:17:26,520 But I also know that Georgie can be... 362 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:29,964 impulsive and overly confident, 363 00:17:29,984 --> 00:17:33,230 and sometimes, that gets him into trouble, and... 364 00:17:34,641 --> 00:17:38,493 I don't know if I can take any more trouble. 365 00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:52,641 I guess it's possible I wasn't thinking about all you had to lose. 366 00:17:56,097 --> 00:17:59,274 It seems Georgie did kind of play us against each other. 367 00:18:00,015 --> 00:18:02,390 I suppose he did. 368 00:18:02,912 --> 00:18:07,392 When he was little, any time I said no, he went straight to his dad. 369 00:18:07,412 --> 00:18:10,831 Amanda still has Jim wrapped around her finger. 370 00:18:10,851 --> 00:18:13,069 Oh, you should've seen Missy and George. 371 00:18:13,089 --> 00:18:15,547 Fathers can be so weak. 372 00:18:16,149 --> 00:18:17,168 Well... 373 00:18:17,188 --> 00:18:19,419 not every Father. 374 00:18:19,439 --> 00:18:21,317 Ugh, give it a rest. 375 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,321 Hey, I'm— What-what-what is happening here? 376 00:18:33,743 --> 00:18:36,293 Your mother just stopped by for a chat. 377 00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:37,760 No one's yelling? 378 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:38,728 We are both adults. 379 00:18:38,748 --> 00:18:41,408 We can have a civilized conversation. 380 00:18:41,428 --> 00:18:43,518 Is that booze in them cups? 381 00:18:43,777 --> 00:18:45,036 Have a seat. 382 00:18:45,175 --> 00:18:47,163 - Actually, I should go say hi to my daughter... - She said sit. 383 00:18:47,183 --> 00:18:48,368 Yes, ma'am. 384 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,218 - That was good. - Thank you. 385 00:18:50,238 --> 00:18:51,349 - May I? - Please. 386 00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:53,395 You cannot go pitting us against each other 387 00:18:53,415 --> 00:18:54,396 to get what you want. 388 00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:55,876 - We are... - I would never... 389 00:18:55,896 --> 00:18:57,721 - Don't you interrupt her. - Yes, ma'am. 390 00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:02,317 I will no longer be the good cop to her bad cop. 391 00:19:02,337 --> 00:19:04,705 I wouldn't say bad cop. 392 00:19:04,725 --> 00:19:07,153 I would say responsible cop. 393 00:19:07,671 --> 00:19:09,538 Don't be so sensitive. 394 00:19:09,558 --> 00:19:11,745 So now I'm a sensitive cop? 395 00:19:11,765 --> 00:19:13,328 I'm on your side. 396 00:19:13,348 --> 00:19:16,179 Are you? Because it seems like you're trying to make me the bad guy. 397 00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:18,294 You don't need my help for that. 398 00:19:19,049 --> 00:19:21,043 I'm confused. Are y'all still mad at me? 399 00:19:21,063 --> 00:19:22,337 - Yes! - Yes! 400 00:19:22,357 --> 00:19:25,116 How am I the bad guy when you keep trying to take 401 00:19:25,136 --> 00:19:26,516 CeeCee's pacifier away? 402 00:19:26,536 --> 00:19:29,111 Oh, fine, then you can pay for her braces. 403 00:19:29,131 --> 00:19:31,259 Well, then you can pay for her therapy. 404 00:19:31,279 --> 00:19:34,290 Therapy? Are you even Texan? 405 00:19:36,168 --> 00:19:38,144 How dare you?