1 00:00:04,315 --> 00:00:06,631 Aikman's looking good today. 2 00:00:07,098 --> 00:00:08,960 He just threw an interception. 3 00:00:08,980 --> 00:00:11,579 I didn't say he was playing good. 4 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:14,195 You can't even see his face behind the helmet. 5 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,617 I didn't say his face. 6 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,399 - Hey. - Hi. 7 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,021 Hey, how was the park? 8 00:00:20,041 --> 00:00:22,270 Oh, CeeCee had a little incident. 9 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,725 Yeah, she drop one in the sandbox again? 10 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,875 No, she saved that for the walk home. 11 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,540 Come on, stinky. 12 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:30,778 Well, what happened? 13 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,667 Oh, she bit a kid. 14 00:00:32,687 --> 00:00:34,835 Oh, boy. You got to get on that. 15 00:00:34,864 --> 00:00:35,849 We did. 16 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,851 We explained to her that biting is wrong, 17 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,141 and if she's upset, she should use her words. 18 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,022 Ugh. 19 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,157 What? 20 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:45,793 Here's a word: pathetic. 21 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:48,496 It's pathetic to teach my daughter right from wrong? 22 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:51,452 Look, honey, Aikman's bending over to tie his shoe. 23 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:56,204 No, it's ridiculous to think you can reason with a two year old. 24 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:57,590 Well, what would you have done? 25 00:00:57,610 --> 00:00:58,926 Bite her back. 26 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:01,795 - You're joking. - She ain't. 27 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:04,435 I'm not biting my daughter. 28 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:06,199 Worked on you. 29 00:01:06,679 --> 00:01:07,748 You bit me? 30 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:11,238 You bit me. Only once. 31 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,623 You let her bite me? 32 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:15,776 Only once. 33 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,065 Hey. 34 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,874 Are you worried about CeeCee? 35 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:53,747 Right now? No. 36 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:57,165 Yeah, but what if she's that weird bitey kid 37 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,067 that nobody wants to play with? 38 00:01:59,087 --> 00:02:02,403 - That'd be awful. - No, I-I'm serious. 39 00:02:03,346 --> 00:02:05,042 This kind of stuff follows you around. 40 00:02:05,062 --> 00:02:07,365 I-I knew this kid who wet himself in kindergarten, 41 00:02:07,385 --> 00:02:10,263 and then, all through high school, he was "Pee-Pee Peter." 42 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:13,885 It ain't a big deal. Sometimes, two year olds bite. 43 00:02:13,905 --> 00:02:15,683 Well, did you? 44 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,751 No, Missy was the biter. 45 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:21,008 But she mostly bit Sheldon, so who could blame her? 46 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:23,123 Well, what got her to stop? 47 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,722 I taught her to do purple nurples instead. 48 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,896 Is that what you're gonna teach our daughter? 49 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,431 The playground's rough. 50 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:33,186 If you ain't the nurpler, you're the nurplee. 51 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:35,766 How are you the father of my child? 52 00:02:35,786 --> 00:02:37,440 Let me show you. 53 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,713 Come on, CeeCee, you have to get dressed. 54 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:48,101 - No. - I'm serious. 55 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,117 - No. - Come on. Arms up... 56 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,596 Ow! 57 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,207 That's it, you are in time-out. 58 00:02:54,334 --> 00:02:55,823 You are going to sit here 59 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,045 - and think about what you did. - No. 60 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,151 How's it going in there? 61 00:03:04,877 --> 00:03:06,500 - Fine. - Really? 62 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,423 'Cause it sounded like she bit you. 63 00:03:09,684 --> 00:03:12,040 Which is why she's in time-out. 64 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:14,675 Mm, in her room with her toys. 65 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,577 I hope she's okay. 66 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:20,481 She is my daughter and I will raise her how I see fit. 67 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,376 Sounds like you've got this. 68 00:03:35,646 --> 00:03:37,394 What are you smiling about? 69 00:03:37,414 --> 00:03:39,453 CeeCee bit Mandy. 70 00:03:39,742 --> 00:03:41,522 You're happy about that? 71 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:43,402 Yes. 72 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:45,639 Very mature. 73 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,795 Georgie, if one of you would just bite her back, 74 00:03:48,815 --> 00:03:50,083 this would all end. 75 00:03:50,103 --> 00:03:52,810 All I know is I love and support my wife. 76 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,548 Well done, young man. 77 00:03:55,208 --> 00:03:56,350 You agree with him? 78 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,772 If I say yes, you gonna bite me? 79 00:03:59,843 --> 00:04:00,849 Good one. 80 00:04:00,869 --> 00:04:02,943 I hope she bites you both. 81 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,400 Was she like this when you married her? 82 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,649 Believe it or not, she's mellowed. 83 00:04:13,094 --> 00:04:14,335 Hey. 84 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,089 You're here early. 85 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,522 Yeah, things are a little tense at the house. 86 00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:19,693 Sorry. 87 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,010 - That's it? - What? 88 00:04:23,035 --> 00:04:25,415 Well, this is usually when you say something stupid like, 89 00:04:25,435 --> 00:04:28,101 "Did Mandy come to her senses and kick you out?" 90 00:04:29,364 --> 00:04:31,884 I love that I'm in your head this much. 91 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,354 What's going on? 92 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:36,189 CeeCee's been biting people, 93 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,227 and Mandy and her mom are knocking heads over how to handle it. 94 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:40,694 Biting people? 95 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,362 You feeding her enough? 96 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:45,198 I'm sure it's just a phase. 97 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,501 When my dog was a puppy and he'd bite stuff, 98 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:50,037 I'd give him a rubber bone to chew on. 99 00:04:50,617 --> 00:04:54,642 You want me to give my daughter a bone like a dog? 100 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:55,996 Why not? 101 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,900 I'm sure there's a good reason, I just can't think of it. 102 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,237 The bumpy ones also clean their teeth. 103 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,323 What you reading? 104 00:05:10,505 --> 00:05:12,179 Book on parenting. 105 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,794 Anything helpful? 106 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,863 I don't know. Maybe. 107 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:18,131 We could put on a little play with stuffed animals 108 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,100 to show her how biting hurts. 109 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,803 Hmm. My mom made me do a Christmas play once. 110 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,171 I was a sheep. 111 00:05:24,194 --> 00:05:26,408 Great, you can be a sheep again. 112 00:05:26,428 --> 00:05:28,796 Don't typecast me. I got range. 113 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:34,244 Hey, how would you feel about giving her a rubber bone to chew on? 114 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,261 Like a dog? 115 00:05:36,281 --> 00:05:38,285 I know it sounds ridiculous. 116 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,508 It's way past ridiculous, it's nuts. 117 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:41,632 Right. 118 00:05:42,222 --> 00:05:43,654 But why? 119 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,570 - Okay, you ready? - Yeah. 120 00:05:47,590 --> 00:05:52,099 Okay, CeeCee, Mommy and Daddy are gonna put on a little show for you. 121 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,602 Aww, who are you? 122 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:57,305 I'm Doodles the dog. 123 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,772 Who are you? 124 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,609 I'm Billy Bob the bear. 125 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:04,478 Hi, Billy Bob. Want to play? 126 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,846 Oh, sure. 127 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,948 But not in the street. 128 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,718 That's dangerous. 129 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:14,555 How about we stick to the script, Billy Bob? 130 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:18,546 Excuse me for trying to squeeze in an extra lesson. 131 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,361 Want to play hide-and-seek? 132 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,196 Sure. I'll hide first. 133 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,132 No. I'll hide first. 134 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:27,034 Well, too bad. 135 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,102 Well, then, I'm gonna bite you. 136 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,205 Ow. 137 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,340 You bit me. 138 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:39,046 No, don't clap at that. 139 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,048 Yeah. I'm hurt. 140 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,670 Yay! 141 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,438 She might be evil. 142 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:52,192 Hey. 143 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,392 Hi. 144 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,530 Um, I thought you were taking CeeCee to the park. 145 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,131 Well, we had to cut it short. 146 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,667 She bit someone again. 147 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,535 Oh, God. No. 148 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,336 It's all right. I handled it. 149 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,272 You didn't bite her, did you? 150 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,074 I had no choice. 151 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,309 Not biting her was a choice. 152 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,445 It was just a nibble. 153 00:07:11,718 --> 00:07:13,881 Well, did she cry? 154 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,215 Of course she cried. 155 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,417 She's not used to being disciplined. 156 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,687 You had no right to do that. 157 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:21,755 Well, somebody had to parent her. 158 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,592 I am her parent. I parent her, not you. 159 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,967 Well, maybe I shouldn't watch her anymore. 160 00:07:27,273 --> 00:07:29,149 Well, maybe you shouldn't. 161 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:33,453 Don't blame me if your kid's a cannibal! 162 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,309 Cooper residence. 163 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,031 Oh, hi, Mandy. 164 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,868 She bit her? 165 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,684 No, of course. 166 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:53,540 You can stay here for as long as you want. 167 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,344 No, no. No thanks necessary. 168 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,914 Okay. Bye. 169 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:07,054 You do work in mysterious ways. 170 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,215 Can I get anyone another slice? 171 00:08:15,235 --> 00:08:16,744 No, I'm stuffed. 172 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,578 Yeah, you didn't have to make us a pie. 173 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:19,847 My pleasure. 174 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:22,583 Just one of the many perks of living here. 175 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,451 We ain't living here, it's just a couple days 176 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:26,053 till everybody cools off. 177 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,556 Well, until my mom apologizes. 178 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,457 We might be living here. 179 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,593 I don't wish to speak ill of your mother... 180 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:35,415 Oh, please. Speak ill. Ill away. 181 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:39,466 I just can't believe she would bite that sweet little angel. 182 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:42,674 Well, she ain't exactly been an angel lately. 183 00:08:42,694 --> 00:08:45,118 So, you think biting her was okay? 184 00:08:45,138 --> 00:08:46,373 Well, of course not. 185 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,858 She should've just spanked her like a normal person. 186 00:08:48,878 --> 00:08:50,862 What? We don't spank. 187 00:08:50,882 --> 00:08:52,345 We don't? 188 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,147 No. Wh... 189 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,702 Have you spanked her? 190 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,985 Not yet, but I didn't know we were against it. 191 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,787 Well, we are. 192 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,922 She spanked me, I turned out fine. 193 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,558 I didn't spank him much. 194 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:07,260 You spanked me when I cussed, when I sassed. 195 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,851 Oh, you really spanked me that time I laughed while you were spanking me. 196 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,359 We are not talking about me, we are talking about 197 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:17,124 her nasty mother and how much safer CeeCee is here. 198 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,508 One time, I flushed a cherry bomb down the toilet at school. 199 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,443 I got whupped by the principal, my dad, 200 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:26,179 even the custodian got in a whack. 201 00:09:26,672 --> 00:09:28,115 That's terrible. 202 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:31,771 Maybe, but that was the last time I blew up plumbing with fireworks. 203 00:09:36,168 --> 00:09:37,591 Word on the street is, 204 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:40,160 you finally drove Georgie and Mandy out. 205 00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:42,229 They'll be back. 206 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,965 Till then, I guess it's just the three of us. 207 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,721 Like the good old days, huh? 208 00:09:49,634 --> 00:09:52,459 Feel free to drive him out, too. 209 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,875 Good one, Pop. 210 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,663 I miss this. 211 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,116 Connor, you think I was a good mother, right? 212 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,284 The best. 213 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,672 Thank you. 214 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,089 I don't know what Amanda's problem is. 215 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,558 You bit her daughter. 216 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:15,956 I knew you were gonna find some way to blame me. 217 00:10:15,976 --> 00:10:18,565 It's the one thing she said not to do. 218 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,265 You always take her side. 219 00:10:20,285 --> 00:10:22,670 Well, I'd love to take your side, but you make it hard. 220 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,625 You always want to be the good guy. 221 00:10:24,645 --> 00:10:26,449 - This just feels right. - Who doesn't like being the good guy? 222 00:10:26,469 --> 00:10:27,794 Me. Me. I'm the one... 223 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:32,846 What's all this? 224 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,982 Oh, sorry, I was just trying to find something 225 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,626 CeeCee would eat. 226 00:10:36,646 --> 00:10:39,586 I made eggs, but she didn't want that, so made some pancakes, 227 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:42,690 then she spit that out, so... made some oatmeal. 228 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,011 Huh. 229 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:48,048 We were always more of a "eat what's in front of you" kind of house. 230 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,794 Well, I just always think it's more important 231 00:10:50,814 --> 00:10:53,686 she gets a good meal than what's easiest for me. 232 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,757 Never thought of it that way. 233 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,572 If I did this at my house, my mom would 234 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:02,133 roll her eyes so hard she'd pull a muscle. 235 00:11:02,153 --> 00:11:05,679 Well, her generation is kind of set in their ways. 236 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,965 Sure are. 237 00:11:06,985 --> 00:11:09,116 You know, if you think about it, 238 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,869 I am closer to your age than your mom's. 239 00:11:11,889 --> 00:11:13,353 I guess. 240 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,223 I did the math, it's true. 241 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:18,091 Um, listen, I need to run some errands later. 242 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,927 Do you mind watching CeeCee for a few hours? 243 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,269 - I would love to. - Oh, and if she throws a tantrum, 244 00:11:22,289 --> 00:11:24,147 we've been working on taking deep breaths, 245 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:26,286 so just remind her. 246 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,888 To breathe? 247 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:30,938 Yeah. 248 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,892 You got it. 249 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,466 - Okay, CeeCee, give Nana the block. - No. 250 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,216 Take a deep breath and give Nana the block. 251 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,338 No! 252 00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:45,919 I'm gonna ask one more time. 253 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,487 Give Nana the block. 254 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,113 Ow! 255 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,892 Don't you laugh, you little... 256 00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,800 Sorry I'm late. 257 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,269 I drove to the other house before I remembered. 258 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,276 No problem. Dinner's in the oven. 259 00:12:05,296 --> 00:12:07,099 What happened to you? 260 00:12:07,119 --> 00:12:10,210 Ugh. Your daughter threw a block at me. 261 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,079 - You okay? - I'm fine. 262 00:12:12,534 --> 00:12:13,646 I'll talk to her. 263 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,006 Mandy already told her to apologize. 264 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,017 Good. 265 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,438 She said no. 266 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,054 I don't know what's gotten into her. 267 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,323 - It's not her fault. - Thanks. 268 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,993 - It's yours. - What? I wasn't even here. 269 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,328 Your daughter needs boundaries. 270 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,199 The Bible is very clear. Spare the rod, spoil the child. 271 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:35,335 Where was that last night when Mandy was saying, "We don't spank"? 272 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,370 It is not my place to say something, 273 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,272 but someone else could. 274 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:40,640 Like who? 275 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:44,341 Maybe Mandy's husband or CeeCee's father? 276 00:12:44,361 --> 00:12:46,679 Those are both me. 277 00:12:47,336 --> 00:12:49,516 Oh, Mary, if you have a cookie, 278 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,871 I think I can get her to apologize. 279 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,774 Oh. 280 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,227 I thought you were in the shower. 281 00:13:00,686 --> 00:13:03,563 No, your mother is in the shower and Missy called next. 282 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:08,135 Hmm. If only there was a place where we had our own bathroom. 283 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,838 You would trade your daughter's safety for a shower? 284 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,425 And a toilet. 285 00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:15,375 Look, your mom went too far, 286 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,277 but CeeCee does need some boundaries. 287 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,846 I mean, she hurt my mom. 288 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,547 So, we should hit her? 289 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,549 It ain't hittin', it's spankin'. 290 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,604 See? No big deal. 291 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:27,039 Get over my knee and I'll show you. 292 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,523 I can't believe you're not with me on this. 293 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,702 The Bible does say, "Spare the rod, spoil the child." 294 00:13:33,722 --> 00:13:35,864 Since when do you quote the Bible? 295 00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:37,484 It's not me. 296 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,100 It's the house. 297 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,169 Oh, I get it now. This is coming 298 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,804 - from your mother. - What? 299 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,406 Yeah, you two have been talking about what a bad parent I am. 300 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,909 No, what bad parents we are. 301 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,610 'Cause we're a team. 302 00:13:51,170 --> 00:13:52,445 You suck. 303 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,547 No. We suck. 304 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,303 team. 305 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,623 Welcome back to Family Spotlight. 306 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,259 Our next caller wants to ban her sister from her wedding. 307 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,161 Ooh, yummy. 308 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,648 Hi, Jeanette, you're on the air with Dr. Oliver. 309 00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:12,365 Tell me about this sister of yours. 310 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,768 Well, she announced her pregnancy at my bridal shower. 311 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,158 Boring. 312 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,892 And I think my fiancé's the father. 313 00:14:19,912 --> 00:14:20,993 Here we go. 314 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,845 Thanks for calling Family Spotlight, 315 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,947 where our spotlight is on your family. 316 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,582 Our next caller is Mandy from Texas. 317 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,717 Mandy, I understand 318 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,752 you're upset with your mother. 319 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,422 Get this: she bit my daughter. 320 00:14:35,595 --> 00:14:38,325 I'm sorry, did you say "hit" or "bit"? 321 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,127 Oh, "bit" with a "B," 322 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,227 as in "bitch," like my mother. 323 00:14:43,176 --> 00:14:44,865 And why would your mom do this? 324 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,052 My two year old's just going through a biting phase, 325 00:14:47,072 --> 00:14:49,436 and she insisted on teaching her a lesson. 326 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,870 Has she bitten people before? 327 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,805 My daughter or my mother? Doesn't matter. 328 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,707 Yes to both. 329 00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:57,658 Thank you for letting me know. 330 00:14:59,717 --> 00:15:00,948 What's going on? 331 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,783 Apparently, Amanda is on the radio 332 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,298 saying awful things about me. 333 00:15:06,318 --> 00:15:08,142 Oh, no. 334 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,724 What station? 335 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,794 She thinks her way is the only way to do things. 336 00:15:13,814 --> 00:15:15,617 I mean, just because she broke my father's spirit, 337 00:15:15,637 --> 00:15:16,961 she thinks she can do the same to me. 338 00:15:16,981 --> 00:15:17,931 Hold on, hold on. 339 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,564 We're being told that we actually have your mom on the other line. 340 00:15:20,584 --> 00:15:22,159 What? No. Don't pick up. 341 00:15:22,179 --> 00:15:24,004 Hi, Audrey, you're on with Dr. Oliver. 342 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,506 I don't know what Amanda has been telling you, 343 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,061 but I was an excellent mother. 344 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,644 You bit your granddaughter. 345 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,113 It was a nibble, 346 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,548 and I was simply teaching her there are consequences 347 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,250 for bad behavior. 348 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,152 With more bad behavior? God... 349 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,720 Let her have it, Doc. 350 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,855 Well, recent studies do suggest 351 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,264 that nonviolent methods like time-outs can be 352 00:15:45,284 --> 00:15:47,360 a more effective form of child-rearing. 353 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,716 Mm-hmm. Bite that, Mom. 354 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,865 Sounds like a load of Yankee psychobabble. 355 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,235 Where are you based out of, Doctor? 356 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,203 Chicago. 357 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,825 Of course you are. 358 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,241 You see what I'm dealing with here? 359 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,576 Welcome to Texas, where we're bitin' and spankin' 360 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,798 all the ding-dang day. 361 00:16:06,123 --> 00:16:07,647 Don't be so dramatic. 362 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,548 Your father spanked you and you survived. 363 00:16:11,461 --> 00:16:12,519 I got news for you. 364 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,574 He didn't lay a finger on me. 365 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,324 What? 366 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,727 Yeah. Couldn't do it. He just told you he did. 367 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,096 Jim, I know you're listening. Pick up a phone. 368 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,932 I don't want to. 369 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,687 Jim! 370 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,458 Hello. 371 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,127 That ain't good. All right, thanks. 372 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,245 - What? - Mandy and Mrs. McAllister 373 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,199 are going at it on the radio. 374 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,351 - Really? - Oh, like you don't want to hear. 375 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,573 - A.M. 1060. - Thank you. 376 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,988 I couldn't do it. 377 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,058 She would look at me with those big eyes. 378 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,546 Would've been like spanking Bambi. 379 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,164 So it's your fault she's like this. 380 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,067 Like what? Happy, successful, confident? 381 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,201 Try soft, spoiled 382 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,769 and ungrateful. 383 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,272 - Can I hang up now? - No. 384 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,140 Audrey, you do seem to harbor 385 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,875 some resentment toward your daughter. 386 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,321 That's not true. 387 00:17:10,341 --> 00:17:13,280 Oh, please, she's been out to get me ever since I met my husband. 388 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,115 Oh, and when you say "met," 389 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,596 you mean, "got knocked up by"? 390 00:17:17,616 --> 00:17:20,287 And did I mention he was only 17 391 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,342 - when it happened? - Mom! 392 00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:25,111 Can I please hang up? 393 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,928 You gonna call in and defend your woman's honor? 394 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,284 Not in a million years. 395 00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:40,273 So now we're staying at my mother-in-law's. 396 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,008 She's a piece of work. 397 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,489 She was pretending to be all supportive, but behind my back, 398 00:17:44,509 --> 00:17:45,886 she was calling me a bad parent. 399 00:17:45,906 --> 00:17:47,414 Sounds like her. 400 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,573 - Stay out of this! - Actually, I believe 401 00:17:49,593 --> 00:17:51,684 we have your mother-in-law on the other line. 402 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:52,638 Is this Mary? 403 00:17:52,658 --> 00:17:55,322 You are darn tootin' it is. 404 00:17:55,714 --> 00:17:58,191 And I didn't say anything behind your back. 405 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,726 That's not what Georgie said. 406 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,962 Well, I don't know what he told you, but I do believe in spanking, 407 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,585 and he is not too old to go over my knee. 408 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,000 Last chance. 409 00:18:08,636 --> 00:18:09,789 Screw it, dial.