1 00:00:04,001 --> 00:00:06,646 It's gonna be sunny and 75 this week, so if you were dreaming of 2 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:09,421 - a white Christmas... - Jim, hurry. Amanda's doing the weather. 3 00:00:09,441 --> 00:00:10,901 She does that every weekend. 4 00:00:10,921 --> 00:00:12,731 Well, the Cowboys play every weekend. 5 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:14,381 You manage to watch them. 6 00:00:14,401 --> 00:00:17,561 Well, when Mandy has a chance at the Super Bowl, I'll tune in. 7 00:00:17,581 --> 00:00:20,081 Hey, I'm trying to listen to my wife. 8 00:00:20,101 --> 00:00:22,711 Sometimes she quizzes me. 9 00:00:23,241 --> 00:00:25,391 Thanks, y'all, for watching and writing. 10 00:00:25,411 --> 00:00:26,961 Keep those letters coming, 11 00:00:26,981 --> 00:00:28,541 except for you, Bruce from Texarkana. 12 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:31,171 You will never see my feet, Bruce. Stop asking. 13 00:00:31,660 --> 00:00:32,791 So, Merry Christmas, 14 00:00:32,811 --> 00:00:34,496 and from the bottom of my heart, 15 00:00:34,516 --> 00:00:37,651 I am happy to fill in around here if anyone gets sick 16 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:40,251 or, God forbid, has a death in the family. 17 00:00:40,271 --> 00:00:41,831 Smooth. 18 00:00:42,421 --> 00:00:44,271 Speaking of Christmas, 19 00:00:44,291 --> 00:00:46,321 have you talked to your mother? 20 00:00:46,341 --> 00:00:50,101 I'm just trying to figure out our plans and how to make things perfect, 21 00:00:50,121 --> 00:00:51,971 but whatever you want's fine by me. 22 00:00:51,991 --> 00:00:54,371 And the smooth keeps coming. 23 00:00:54,391 --> 00:00:57,811 Of course, your mom got CeeCee on Christmas last year, 24 00:00:57,831 --> 00:01:00,111 so it seems like it's our turn, 25 00:01:00,131 --> 00:01:03,681 but I don't want to be difficult. That's her job. 26 00:01:03,701 --> 00:01:05,811 I'll talk to her. 27 00:01:05,831 --> 00:01:09,901 No rush, I just need to let Santa know 28 00:01:09,921 --> 00:01:12,521 if he should be making an appearance here. 29 00:01:12,541 --> 00:01:15,951 Well, uh, the Cowboys are playing on Christmas, so Santa's busy. 30 00:01:15,971 --> 00:01:19,101 If CeeCee's gonna be here, Santa's gonna be here. 31 00:01:19,801 --> 00:01:23,311 It's okay, I'm sure Santa can be in a lot of places at once. 32 00:01:23,331 --> 00:01:26,811 But my granddaughter can't, so pick. 33 00:02:00,451 --> 00:02:02,911 - Hey, I was thinking... - Oh, boy. 34 00:02:02,931 --> 00:02:05,741 Hear me out. I know Mr. McAllister always closed 35 00:02:05,761 --> 00:02:08,351 the week of Christmas, but what if we stayed open? 36 00:02:08,371 --> 00:02:11,201 You want us to work on Christmas? 37 00:02:11,221 --> 00:02:13,361 It's not crazy. Think of all the Jewish people 38 00:02:13,381 --> 00:02:15,141 who might need tires. 39 00:02:15,161 --> 00:02:18,841 How many Jewish people do you think are in Medford, Texas? 40 00:02:18,861 --> 00:02:21,851 I know there'd be a lot more if they could buy tires during Christmas. 41 00:02:21,871 --> 00:02:24,941 No, not a chance. I need some time off. 42 00:02:24,961 --> 00:02:26,611 Hear you loud and clear. 43 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:30,331 Although, Fagenbacher's gonna be closed, 44 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,201 so we'd be the only game in town. 45 00:02:32,221 --> 00:02:34,821 Are you gonna keep badgering me until I say yes? 46 00:02:34,841 --> 00:02:37,751 - Course not, I'll drop it. - Thanks. 47 00:02:38,801 --> 00:02:40,531 It's just, we're in so much debt. 48 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,481 Come on, dude. 49 00:02:42,501 --> 00:02:44,261 I'm thinking about you. 50 00:02:44,281 --> 00:02:47,321 And all those Jewish people with flat tires. 51 00:02:55,381 --> 00:02:58,191 Mm. You missed a good sermon this morning. 52 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:01,801 Pastor Jeff is always on fire during the holidays. 53 00:03:01,821 --> 00:03:05,694 Remember that candlelight service when his sleeve actually caught on fire? 54 00:03:06,221 --> 00:03:09,171 I know he almost died, but that was funny. 55 00:03:10,001 --> 00:03:11,771 I need some money. 56 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:13,511 Aren't you gonna say hi to your brother? 57 00:03:13,531 --> 00:03:15,991 Hi. 40 bucks should do it. 58 00:03:16,011 --> 00:03:18,421 I am not giving you $40. 59 00:03:18,441 --> 00:03:19,951 But I have to buy a new bathing suit. 60 00:03:19,971 --> 00:03:21,561 You have a perfectly good one. 61 00:03:21,581 --> 00:03:22,781 That's a one-piece. 62 00:03:22,801 --> 00:03:24,821 What's wrong with a one-piece? 63 00:03:24,841 --> 00:03:26,911 Everyone in California wears bikinis. 64 00:03:26,931 --> 00:03:29,101 Well, everyone in California's going to hell. 65 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:31,501 That's why God gave them earthquakes. 66 00:03:33,041 --> 00:03:35,271 Oh, what's all this about California? 67 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:39,011 I told Sheldon that we would visit him for Christmas. 68 00:03:39,031 --> 00:03:40,751 - Oh. - And... 69 00:03:40,771 --> 00:03:44,411 I was hoping that you and Mandy and CeeCee might join us. 70 00:03:44,431 --> 00:03:47,981 Oh, that's real nice, but I don't think we can. 71 00:03:48,001 --> 00:03:50,741 You don't have to be around Sheldon the whole time. 72 00:03:51,153 --> 00:03:52,977 That ain't why. 73 00:03:53,091 --> 00:03:55,421 I mean, it ain't ain't why. 74 00:03:55,441 --> 00:03:59,471 Well, I bet CeeCee would love to go on one of those buses 75 00:03:59,491 --> 00:04:01,031 and see where the stars live. 76 00:04:01,051 --> 00:04:02,561 She's two years old. 77 00:04:02,581 --> 00:04:05,450 Well, maybe Barney's on that tour. 78 00:04:06,061 --> 00:04:08,781 Look, I just can't take the time off of work. 79 00:04:08,801 --> 00:04:10,391 I understand. 80 00:04:10,411 --> 00:04:13,021 I knew it was a long shot. 81 00:04:13,851 --> 00:04:15,221 You'll still have a good time. 82 00:04:15,241 --> 00:04:17,131 You'll get to meet all of Sheldon's friends. 83 00:04:17,151 --> 00:04:19,721 Oh, that's so sweet, you think Sheldon has friends. 84 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:28,231 - Jim? - In here. 85 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:29,801 What are you doing? 86 00:04:29,821 --> 00:04:32,561 Taking a bubble bath. What do you think I'm doing? 87 00:04:33,131 --> 00:04:35,201 Well, hurry up, I've got something to tell you. 88 00:04:35,221 --> 00:04:37,551 All right, hold on. 89 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:48,991 What? 90 00:04:49,061 --> 00:04:50,691 Mary's going to visit Sheldon. 91 00:04:50,711 --> 00:04:52,561 We've got CeeCee all to ourselves. 92 00:04:52,581 --> 00:04:55,358 You interrupted my business for that? 93 00:04:55,801 --> 00:04:58,051 - Sorry, I was just excited. - Oh... 94 00:04:58,071 --> 00:04:59,851 You're right, honey, it is exciting. 95 00:04:59,871 --> 00:05:02,071 Now, if you'll excuse me. 96 00:05:02,475 --> 00:05:04,677 Why don't we ever go away for the holidays? 97 00:05:05,591 --> 00:05:07,471 It's one of life's little mysteries. 98 00:05:08,121 --> 00:05:10,061 We're retired. 99 00:05:10,081 --> 00:05:12,491 We've got more money than Mary. 100 00:05:12,511 --> 00:05:14,761 Why does she get to go away on vacation 101 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:17,341 when we're stuck sitting at home? 102 00:05:17,677 --> 00:05:19,462 You were just so happy. 103 00:05:20,165 --> 00:05:23,531 And you were just on the toilet. Things change. 104 00:05:23,702 --> 00:05:26,121 Why don't we take the whole family to the beach? 105 00:05:26,141 --> 00:05:27,641 Stay at a fancy hotel. 106 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,181 It could be our Christmas gift to everyone. 107 00:05:30,317 --> 00:05:32,311 Let me think about it. 108 00:05:34,155 --> 00:05:35,971 There's Fort Lauderdale. 109 00:05:36,841 --> 00:05:37,857 Oh, we could do Miami. 110 00:05:37,877 --> 00:05:39,865 I'm thinking! Go away. 111 00:05:44,514 --> 00:05:46,921 So, we really want to be careful about not going overboard 112 00:05:46,941 --> 00:05:49,881 - with gifts for CeeCee this year. - We don't want her getting spoiled. 113 00:05:49,901 --> 00:05:51,663 - Like Mandy? - Hey. 114 00:05:52,627 --> 00:05:53,811 But yeah. 115 00:05:54,691 --> 00:05:56,546 Well, actually... 116 00:05:56,867 --> 00:06:00,111 we wanted to talk to y'all about your gifts. 117 00:06:00,131 --> 00:06:02,433 Aw, you don't have to get us anything. 118 00:06:02,453 --> 00:06:04,121 That doesn't apply to you. 119 00:06:04,751 --> 00:06:06,601 You said we didn't need to do gifts this year. 120 00:06:06,621 --> 00:06:08,226 Yeah, I say it, but you love me so much, 121 00:06:08,246 --> 00:06:10,001 you do it anyway. That's how this works. 122 00:06:10,751 --> 00:06:12,551 Tell them, Jim. 123 00:06:12,571 --> 00:06:16,081 Your mother and I are taking you all to Miami for Christmas. 124 00:06:16,101 --> 00:06:18,011 To a resort right on the beach! 125 00:06:20,021 --> 00:06:22,131 - That's so nice. - Wow. 126 00:06:22,151 --> 00:06:25,221 - But we always have Christmas here. - Jim? 127 00:06:25,992 --> 00:06:28,592 I've been informed that this will be better. 128 00:06:28,911 --> 00:06:31,141 Don't you want to try something different? 129 00:06:31,161 --> 00:06:32,411 Different? 130 00:06:32,811 --> 00:06:34,861 It's like you don't even know me. 131 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:37,411 You two want to go, right? 132 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:40,111 Actually, I was gonna keep the store open for the holidays. 133 00:06:40,131 --> 00:06:42,701 Yeah, and I need to be available to fill in at the station. 134 00:06:42,721 --> 00:06:44,346 What is wrong with you people? 135 00:06:44,366 --> 00:06:47,155 We're trying to take you on a free vacation. 136 00:06:47,175 --> 00:06:49,838 Yeah, free for them, not for me. 137 00:06:50,871 --> 00:06:53,771 Seems like you're the only one that really wants to go, Mom. 138 00:06:53,791 --> 00:06:56,691 That is not true. Jim? 139 00:06:56,711 --> 00:06:58,204 Oh, come on! 140 00:07:05,321 --> 00:07:07,205 Are we being selfish? 141 00:07:07,225 --> 00:07:08,713 'Cause we'd rather make money 142 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:11,401 than sit on a beach and drink booze out of a coconut? 143 00:07:11,421 --> 00:07:13,255 I don't think so. 144 00:07:14,031 --> 00:07:17,101 Well, I got to tell you, I'm having second thoughts. 145 00:07:17,121 --> 00:07:18,931 - Seriously? - Yeah. 146 00:07:18,951 --> 00:07:21,141 I mean, the station's probably not gonna call me in. 147 00:07:21,161 --> 00:07:22,207 We should go. 148 00:07:22,227 --> 00:07:25,557 Besides, I think I'd like to see my husband on a beach 149 00:07:25,577 --> 00:07:26,891 in a bathing suit and— 150 00:07:26,911 --> 00:07:28,911 I'm praying to God— not cowboy boots. 151 00:07:30,141 --> 00:07:33,059 I wouldn't wear my boots on the beach. 152 00:07:33,331 --> 00:07:34,911 Maybe by the pool. 153 00:07:35,971 --> 00:07:38,938 Well, just think about how cute CeeCee would be playing in the sand. 154 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,161 How's that different than playing in a sandbox? 155 00:07:41,181 --> 00:07:43,271 Uh, 'cause I'll be next to her getting a tan. 156 00:07:44,181 --> 00:07:46,931 Come on, you work all week, I work on the weekends. 157 00:07:46,951 --> 00:07:52,061 We never really get any real family time. 158 00:07:52,081 --> 00:07:55,031 - You know what? Let's do it. - Yay. 159 00:07:56,861 --> 00:07:59,111 Ooh, I'm gonna have to get a bikini wax. 160 00:07:59,131 --> 00:08:01,187 Maybe I should get one. 161 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:04,621 Oh, sweetheart, you'd cry like a baby. 162 00:08:09,511 --> 00:08:12,161 Come on, Ruben, don't be mad. 163 00:08:12,181 --> 00:08:14,251 I cancelled my plans 'cause you convinced me 164 00:08:14,271 --> 00:08:16,211 it was a good idea to keep the store open. 165 00:08:16,231 --> 00:08:17,861 It is a good idea. 166 00:08:17,881 --> 00:08:20,451 I just won't be here for it. 167 00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:23,351 So I'm supposed to work while you go on vacation? 168 00:08:23,371 --> 00:08:25,661 How about this, how about I just make it up to you 169 00:08:25,681 --> 00:08:27,131 and I'll work on the next holiday? 170 00:08:27,151 --> 00:08:29,491 So what, like Valentine's Day? 171 00:08:29,511 --> 00:08:31,941 No, Valentine's Day ain't gonna work. 172 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:35,801 Maybe I'll just close the store, join my family in Mexico. 173 00:08:35,821 --> 00:08:37,361 I thought you were Puerto Rican. 174 00:08:37,381 --> 00:08:41,191 I am. They're vacationing in Mexico. 175 00:08:41,211 --> 00:08:43,251 You can see why that was confusing. 176 00:08:46,831 --> 00:08:49,631 So, I know I said I was gonna be available to fill in, 177 00:08:49,651 --> 00:08:52,101 but my plans changed, and I'm gonna be... 178 00:08:52,961 --> 00:08:54,930 Oh, she is? 179 00:08:55,361 --> 00:08:57,351 Oh, no. 180 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:01,581 Well, h-how long would you need me? 181 00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:04,691 Oh, boy, you know, I just, I made so many promises 182 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,541 to so many— Let me call you back. 183 00:09:12,331 --> 00:09:13,761 Hey, Daddy. 184 00:09:14,591 --> 00:09:15,791 What's up? 185 00:09:15,811 --> 00:09:17,011 Well, I was just, uh, 186 00:09:17,031 --> 00:09:20,341 I was thinking about, uh, the trip, and how excited I am. 187 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,228 Uh-huh. 188 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:26,584 You know, speaking of exciting things, the station called, 189 00:09:26,604 --> 00:09:29,307 and the weeknight weather girl got lice from her kid. 190 00:09:29,327 --> 00:09:30,649 Ugh. 191 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,603 Yeah, it's a bad case. They may have to shave her head. 192 00:09:33,997 --> 00:09:35,941 Are you trying to say you're not coming to Miami? 193 00:09:35,961 --> 00:09:37,901 No, no, no, of course not. I was just 194 00:09:37,921 --> 00:09:41,561 wondering if maybe we could leave two days later. 195 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,833 - Everything's already booked. - Yeah, I know, I know, 196 00:09:43,853 --> 00:09:48,041 and I wouldn't ask, but this is really important to my career, and... 197 00:09:48,411 --> 00:09:50,649 this could be your gift to me. 198 00:09:51,323 --> 00:09:54,521 The trip is my gift to you. 199 00:09:55,071 --> 00:09:56,831 No, no, your trip 200 00:09:56,851 --> 00:09:58,571 is the gift for everybody. 201 00:09:58,591 --> 00:10:02,011 This could be your special gift to me. 202 00:10:02,901 --> 00:10:05,281 Do you understand how expensive it'll be 203 00:10:05,301 --> 00:10:07,061 to rebook everything on Christmas? 204 00:10:07,081 --> 00:10:09,821 Yes, I know, that's why it would be so special. 205 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,161 Hey. 206 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:19,381 Hey. Um, did you talk to Ruben yet? 207 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,381 Yep. He wasn't happy about it, 208 00:10:21,401 --> 00:10:24,032 but I let him know it's Christmas, and my family comes first. 209 00:10:24,052 --> 00:10:25,324 Great. 210 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:29,320 So, uh, hey, listen, how would you feel about 211 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:32,169 - leaving two days later? - Why? 212 00:10:32,189 --> 00:10:35,651 So, uh, I can go to work and make us some money. 213 00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:38,340 But I was gonna work and make us some money. 214 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,851 Aw, well, now, you don't have to. Merry Christmas. 215 00:10:41,721 --> 00:10:43,791 Mandy, what is going on? 216 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:47,711 Okay, um, the station called, and they need me to fill in. 217 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:49,682 You were the one yapping about family time. 218 00:10:49,702 --> 00:10:52,587 No, I know, but i-if I do the weeknight weather, 219 00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:56,594 the next step is weekend anchor, which puts me in spitting distance of weeknight anchor, 220 00:10:56,614 --> 00:11:00,264 and that's basically how Oprah got started, and don't you want your wife to be Oprah? 221 00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:03,891 What about me? Don't you want me to be the Oprah of tires? 222 00:11:05,016 --> 00:11:06,491 That makes no sense. 223 00:11:06,561 --> 00:11:09,231 Well, there ain't no famous tire guy to compare to. 224 00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:12,781 All right, fine, if you want me to give up 225 00:11:12,801 --> 00:11:14,561 on this huge opportunity 226 00:11:14,581 --> 00:11:17,171 for two extra days of family time, then I'll do it. 227 00:11:17,191 --> 00:11:19,501 - Great. - I'm not doing it. 228 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,441 Michelin Man. 229 00:11:23,461 --> 00:11:25,421 I could be the next Michelin Man! 230 00:11:33,781 --> 00:11:36,005 I can't believe you gave in to her. 231 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,361 This is so like you. 232 00:11:38,471 --> 00:11:40,951 Then it shouldn't be hard to believe. 233 00:11:41,481 --> 00:11:44,421 And how much money did it cost to change those tickets? 234 00:11:44,441 --> 00:11:46,811 Oh, it's Christmas, Audrey. It's not about the money. 235 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,961 - So, a lot. - A shocking amount. 236 00:11:50,647 --> 00:11:54,171 I can't even remember why we wanted to do this. 237 00:11:55,204 --> 00:11:56,451 We? 238 00:11:57,931 --> 00:12:00,171 There's no "we," this is all you. 239 00:12:00,191 --> 00:12:02,391 Don't you raise your voice at me. 240 00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:05,311 I was on the toilet minding my own business. 241 00:12:06,461 --> 00:12:09,711 Excuse me, when you fight, 242 00:12:09,731 --> 00:12:12,461 it's the children who suffer. 243 00:12:13,381 --> 00:12:15,121 Remember that. 244 00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:28,001 McAllister Auto. We never tire of taking care of your tires. 245 00:12:28,305 --> 00:12:30,731 Your sister is driving me crazy. 246 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,573 Something she never tires of, am I right? 247 00:12:34,185 --> 00:12:37,814 Not in the mood, Georgie. I am at my wit's end. 248 00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:41,129 - So am I. - Missy, get off the phone. 249 00:12:41,191 --> 00:12:43,751 Okay. Click. 250 00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:46,817 I know you just made the click noise with your mouth. 251 00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:48,441 What is going on? 252 00:12:48,461 --> 00:12:51,459 Can your sister stay with you for Christmas? 253 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,259 What happened to California? 254 00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:57,151 She wants me to spend the whole week in some hellhole called Pasadena. 255 00:12:57,421 --> 00:13:00,321 Sheldon is excited to show us his school. 256 00:13:00,341 --> 00:13:01,841 It's nowhere near a beach. 257 00:13:01,861 --> 00:13:03,651 So can she? 258 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,363 I wish she could, but... 259 00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:09,073 I'm going to Miami with the McAllisters. 260 00:13:09,093 --> 00:13:09,959 Really? 261 00:13:09,979 --> 00:13:11,421 Because when I asked you 262 00:13:11,441 --> 00:13:14,289 if you wanted to come to California, you said you had to work. 263 00:13:14,437 --> 00:13:16,551 Um... Click. 264 00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:18,596 George Marshall Cooper. 265 00:13:18,616 --> 00:13:21,471 I didn't plan it. It was their gift to us. 266 00:13:21,491 --> 00:13:23,434 They're paying for the whole thing. 267 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,691 Oh, well, because they have money, 268 00:13:25,711 --> 00:13:28,261 they get to spend Christmas with my granddaughter? 269 00:13:28,281 --> 00:13:31,459 Wait, you're going to the beach? Take me with you, please. 270 00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:34,311 I'm sorry, it's not my place to invite you. 271 00:13:34,331 --> 00:13:35,751 Well, there you go, Missy. 272 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:38,601 Your brother picked his rich new family over us. 273 00:13:38,771 --> 00:13:40,601 That ain't what's happening. 274 00:13:40,755 --> 00:13:44,448 It's just, ever since Dad died, I've been having such a hard time, 275 00:13:44,468 --> 00:13:46,549 - and the holidays... - Cut that out. 276 00:13:47,471 --> 00:13:49,021 It's so hard to be an orphan. 277 00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:51,923 You are not an orphan. I am still alive! 278 00:13:56,571 --> 00:14:00,249 So, it looks like that storm front is gonna move off to the west, 279 00:14:00,269 --> 00:14:03,301 leaving us with an unseasonably warm Christmas. 280 00:14:03,321 --> 00:14:05,261 So, instead of milk and cookies, 281 00:14:05,281 --> 00:14:08,401 maybe leave Santa some sunscreen and a Speedo. 282 00:14:09,371 --> 00:14:10,675 And before I sign off, 283 00:14:10,695 --> 00:14:14,611 I just want to wish everyone a safe and happy holiday. 284 00:14:14,681 --> 00:14:17,151 If only she were that nice in real life. 285 00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:20,811 Hey, y'all. 286 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:23,191 You just missed Amanda. 287 00:14:23,211 --> 00:14:25,606 Let me guess, gonna be sunny and warm? 288 00:14:25,626 --> 00:14:29,411 Outside. In here, it's been a bit chilly. 289 00:14:29,431 --> 00:14:31,191 Oh, stop it. 290 00:14:31,211 --> 00:14:33,261 And cranky. 291 00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,348 Anyways... 292 00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:40,760 I was wondering if I could ask a huge favor about the trip. 293 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,861 Uh-uh. I'm not changing it again. 294 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:47,231 No changes, it's just my sister's being a real pain in the ass to my mom, 295 00:14:47,251 --> 00:14:49,601 and I thought maybe she could go with us. 296 00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:53,754 You want to bring an angry teenage girl on our family trip? 297 00:14:53,774 --> 00:14:55,991 Sounds like she'll fit right in. 298 00:14:57,385 --> 00:14:59,441 She's only rude to my mom. 299 00:14:59,461 --> 00:15:02,518 She's actually really sweet and responsible. 300 00:15:02,538 --> 00:15:05,321 Well, then maybe she can babysit CeeCee 301 00:15:05,341 --> 00:15:06,801 when we go out to dinner. 302 00:15:06,821 --> 00:15:09,334 Oh, I ain't leaving my daughter alone with her. 303 00:15:20,871 --> 00:15:22,641 We're gonna miss our flight. 304 00:15:22,661 --> 00:15:24,901 I told you we should've left earlier. 305 00:15:24,921 --> 00:15:26,421 We should've left two days earlier. 306 00:15:26,441 --> 00:15:28,771 Oh, so the traffic is my fault? 307 00:15:28,791 --> 00:15:31,081 We'd already be on the beach if it wasn't for your career. 308 00:15:31,101 --> 00:15:33,561 Well, someone has to pay off all the debt you put us in. 309 00:15:33,581 --> 00:15:34,911 So is the hotel on the beach, 310 00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:36,521 near the beach, what are we talking? 311 00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:38,741 - Right on the beach. - Sweet. 312 00:15:38,761 --> 00:15:40,387 If we get there. 313 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,800 That debt is 'cause I'm building a future for our family. 314 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,221 What do you think I'm doing? 315 00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:48,312 Can you keep it down? I can't hear the Christmas music. 316 00:15:48,332 --> 00:15:51,051 It's the most wonderful time of the year. You happy? 317 00:15:52,266 --> 00:15:54,637 So what's the drinking age in Florida? 318 00:15:54,657 --> 00:15:55,581 You're not drinking. 319 00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:57,951 Well, I am, a lot. 320 00:15:57,971 --> 00:16:00,701 At least that Christmas tradition isn't getting ruined. 321 00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:03,809 All right, that is enough. 322 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,811 We paid a lot of money to take you on a wonderful trip, 323 00:16:06,831 --> 00:16:10,196 so we're gonna stop our bitching and have a magical family Christmas 324 00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:11,421 we'll remember forever. 325 00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:14,081 Now, shut up and be grateful! 326 00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:16,604 I'm grateful. 327 00:16:16,624 --> 00:16:18,211 Thank you, Missy. 328 00:16:18,231 --> 00:16:19,835 You are a doll. 329 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,017 Thanks. 330 00:16:21,451 --> 00:16:23,441 I don't know why my mom hates you. 331 00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,825 You said the storm front was heading west. 332 00:16:30,845 --> 00:16:33,421 Aw, you watched. 333 00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:35,981 My hair is gonna frizz. 334 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,677 Maybe we should make a run for the hotel. 335 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,102 It'll pass. 336 00:16:40,939 --> 00:16:43,785 Still better than Christmas with Sheldon. 337 00:17:36,271 --> 00:17:39,381 Back in Medford, Ruben said, "Screw this." 338 00:17:39,401 --> 00:17:41,341 He closed the store 339 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,871 and joined his Puerto Rican family in Mexico. 340 00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:46,961 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 341 00:17:46,981 --> 00:17:51,551 Merry Christmas, y'all. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!