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Previously on Georgie & Mandy's
First Marriage...

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I'm retired!

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I'm gonna be around
all the time now.

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- Are you bored already?
- I don't know. Maybe.

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Well, why don't you go walk around
the mall like an old person?

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I cannot wait until
your daughter is mean to you.

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Garage organized.

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Attic clean.

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Planting bed planted.

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What have I done with my life?

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Get her down for a nap?

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Finally.

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God, I'm so ready
for this "no" phase to be over.

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Hey, she didn't get it from me.
I'm a yes man, always have been.

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Really?

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Yes.

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So she got saying "no" from me?

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Let's see. Want to go have sex
right now?

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God, I hate when you're smart.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- You went grocery shopping?
- I'm around, figured I'd lend a hand.

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So sweet, you two
shopping together.

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Oh, you wouldn't believe how
many types of turkey they have.

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Peppered, smoked, honey-roasted,

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and where it all started: plain.

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Did you check out
the cereal aisle?

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Cap'n Crunch,
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch,

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Cap'n Crunch
with Crunch Berries.

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It's a good time to be alive.

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It was so nice to have
a big, strong man push my cart.

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Well, wheels were a little wonky,
but I fought through it.

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There's a couple more bags.
You want to grab 'em?

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You got it, my little lovebug.

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He's driving me crazy.

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You want to take this one?

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Not really, no.

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Oh, thanks, yes man.

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We spent two hours at that store

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'cause he had to go
up and down every aisle.

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It's like taking a toddler
to the zoo.

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I think he just wants
to spend time with you.

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He follows me around the house,
now he's going with me on errands.

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You're lucky. I wish
me and Mandy got to spend

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all day, every day together.

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- Seriously?
- I'm trying my best.

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That man needs a hobby.

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- He's got the Mustang.
- Which he got running.

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Football?

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Which he makes me watch

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'cause I'm his lucky charm.

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Another great cereal.

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You know what we should do?

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Hit the Hallmark store,

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buy all our greeting cards
for the year.

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Okay, do you want to use
the potty before we go?

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- No.
- Yeah, why would you?

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You seen your mother?

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I think she had
a hair appointment.

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Oh, I was gonna take her.

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Told her, like, three times.

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Well, she probably
just got confused.

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You know us blondes.

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Yeah.

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Where you off to?

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- Mommy and Me class.
- Oh.

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That sounds like fun.

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Mind if I tag along?

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To Mommy and Me?

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I got nothing going on.

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Oh, well, maybe you should
find something.

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That you do.

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By yourself.

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Hey, if you don't want me
to come, just say it.

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No, no, of course
I want you to come,

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but we should check with CeeCee.

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Do you want Grandpa
to come with us?

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- No.
- Sorry.

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Hello.

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Hey.

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What you looking at?

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Bird on the neighbor's feeder.

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Oh, yeah, I love that one.

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Oh, you know what kind?

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No. I just call him
Mr. Beakerton.

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All the time you spend
staring out this window,

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you never thought to look it up?

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No, I just name them and make up
stories about their lives.

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Mr. Beakerton has never been
the same since the war.

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- Morning.
- Hey.

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You know what kind
of bird that is?

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I don't,
but if you're interested,

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I think I've got a book
around here somewhere.

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No, that's okay.

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So what do we got
going on today?

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Don't move, I'll get it.

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Aw, it flew away.

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That red bird chased it off.

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Oh, yeah, Mrs. Featherly's been a real bitch
since she lost her job.

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I wish you wouldn't
do that on the couch.

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Well... I'm a grown-up.
I can be careful.

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Says the woman who
accidentally got knocked up.

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That was different, I was drunk.

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Hey.

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- Hey.
- Hey. Where you been?

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I was just walking
around the neighborhood.

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With binoculars?

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No. Your mother gave me
this bird book.

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Thought I'd try it out.

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See anything interesting?

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Actually, yes.
Couple blackbirds,

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a-a finch, some grackles.

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Oh, did you see
any hummingbirds?

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In February? Please.

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Where you going?

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There's a checklist
in the back of this book.

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Gonna go make some checks.

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So... he's a weird bird guy now?

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He has a hobby, and I had
two hours to myself today.

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You keep your big mouth shut.

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There's one with blue feathers
at the feeder.

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- Rusty red throat, white belly?
- Yeah.

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Eastern bluebird. Checked him
off right out the gate.

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Is it strange eating chicken
now that you're all into birds?

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Hadn't thought about it.

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No.

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- Is it true that dinosaurs
are related to birds? - Why?

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Well, according to
your ornithologists, yes,

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but, uh, I have my own theories.

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I'll get it.

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Oh. Hello, Officer.
Is everything okay?

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Just giving everybody a heads-
up, there's been a pervert

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spotted in the neighborhood
with binoculars.

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Thank you so much
for telling me this.

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- You're happy about it?
- No, no, no, of course not.

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Bye-bye now.

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- Thanks.
- Welcome.

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This is nice.
Couple guys hanging out,

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drinking beer,
talking about what have you.

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Give it a rest.
I know Mandy put you up to this.

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Look, she's just
worried about you.

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I wasn't peeping.

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That bird was on a windowsill.
If anything, it was the peeper.

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- I know, it's just...
- I'm not a pervert.

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Other than the police,
no one said you were.

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Yeah, everyone pushing me
to get a hobby.

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I got a hobby.

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You are without blame.

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Think I want to look at birds?
I don't want to look at birds.

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Well, then why did you?

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The truth?

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I'm so bored,

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the highlight of my week
is going to the grocery store.

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I actually gave the deli guy
my phone number.

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- So you made a friend.
- Yeah, well, he never called.

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I just didn't think
I'd miss work this much.

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Really?

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Well, not all of it.

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Not the stress
or the long hours, but...

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be nice to have something,
you know, even part-time.

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Well, you could be a greeter
at Walmart.

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Hello. Welcome to Walmart.

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Hello. Welcome to Walmart.

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I don't know.

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I'd rather work somewhere
I could really contribute.

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I'd even do it for free.

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Hey, that stuffed bird up there.
What kind is that?

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A duck.

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Hey, how'd it go?

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Kind of awkward, actually.

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He started hinting at coming
back to the store part-time.

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Well, that's a great idea.

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It'll get him out of the house,

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and women in the neighborhood
can open their curtains again.

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It's a terrible idea.

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Why? He knows the business
and you need the help.

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He was my boss. It'll be weird
telling him what to do.

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Well, my mom and I do
it all the time. You'll love it.

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Plus, it'll be
uncomfortable for him,

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having to be an employee
at a place he used to own.

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I know it'll take some getting used to,
but he really needs this.

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Fine. I'll talk to Ruben.

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You're the best.

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I'm only the best
when I do what you want.

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The system works.

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Hey, I need
to ask you something.

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- Okay.
- Now, feel free to say no.

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That's how I'm leaning.

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Mr. McAllister
wants to come back part-time.

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Oh. Great. Love that guy.

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So... is that a no?

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Why would it be?
He want a lot of money?

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No.

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So what's the problem?

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Well, it's gonna make me
uncomfortable.

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Still not seeing a downside.

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Please, Ruben,
for me, just say no.

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Hey, don't make me the bad guy.

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If you don't want your father-in-law here,
sack up and tell him.

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I got no problem with that.

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Okay, then.

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It's my wife
I don't want to tell.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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You got a minute?

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I'm pretty busy, so...

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I was thinking
about finding a new hobby.

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Great.

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Something we could do together.

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Great.

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Maybe ballroom dancing.

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Fun.

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Or fly-fishing.

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Fun.

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Hey.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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Mr. McAllister,
me and Ruben were talking.

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How would you feel about helping
out part-time at the store?

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He'll do it.

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- Keep in mind, it's Georgie's store now.
- I know.

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Even if you disagree,
you just do what he says.

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Yeah, I live with you,
I know how this works.

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He's doing this for free, so

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show some appreciation.

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I'm letting him do this.

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Maybe he should show
some appreciation.

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You mean like
letting us live here?

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If you're gonna win every time,
I am done arguing with you.

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Just remember,
he's doing you a favor.

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Don't you mean,
he's doing you a favor?

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A favor is being done.

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Okay, don't forget,
he used to be the boss.

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I know.

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So this might be hard
for him, so go easy.

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What if it's hard for me?

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Oh, sweetheart, suck it up.

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- Morning.
- Morning. - Morning.

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Aw, look who's all dressed up
for school.

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Poured you some coffee, boss.

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Please don't call me boss.
Georgie's fine.

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Georgie, got it.

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- Car pool or two cars?
- Two cars.

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Maybe you can pick up
some doughnuts on the way in.

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- Sure.
- Oh.

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Don't ask him to do that.

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No, it's fine, he doesn't mind.

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It's demeaning.

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It's part of the job.

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No, Georgie can get
the doughnuts.

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Your father is perfectly capable
of getting the doughnuts.

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Hey. Georgie's in charge.

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I'm getting the doughnuts,
you go to work. Got it?

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Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

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Hey.

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Mr. McAllister,
it's good to have you back.

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Thanks, Ruben,
and please call me Jim.

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Cool. And moving forward,
you can call me Mr. Alvarez.

256
00:12:08,390 --> 00:12:10,660
Ruben's also a good fallback.

257
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,580
So where do you want me?

258
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,910
Garage, behind the counter?

259
00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:16,510
I could fix
your display out front.

260
00:12:16,530 --> 00:12:18,080
I just set that up.

261
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:20,770
And it looks great.

262
00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:25,550
Mom?

263
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,240
In here.

264
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,090
- What are you doing?
- Enjoying a little me time.

265
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,530
Welcome.

266
00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:39,030
Really? In the middle
of the day?

267
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,960
Yeah.

268
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,260
Top me off.

269
00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:47,280
Well, I see
this is working out for you.

270
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,822
It is, it really is.

271
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:54,333
We did the right thing,
didn't we?

272
00:12:54,370 --> 00:12:56,080
Getting Dad back to work?

273
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,640
Mm. Let me think about it.

274
00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:03,440
Yeah.

275
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,290
I think Georgie
was a little reluctant.

276
00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:07,930
I kind of bullied him into it.

277
00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:11,730
Oh, honey, it's not bullying
when you do it to your husband.

278
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,620
What would you call it?

279
00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:16,120
Foreplay.

280
00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:24,210
Restocked the brake pads
for you.

281
00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:25,280
Oh, thanks.

282
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,820
And while I was back there,

283
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,300
I updated your inventory.

284
00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:31,020
- You didn't have to do that.
- It's my pleasure.

285
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,550
No, you really
didn't have to do that.

286
00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:34,370
It's all on the computer now.

287
00:13:34,601 --> 00:13:36,260
- Oh.
- Yeah.

288
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,391
We just scan it with this,

289
00:13:37,411 --> 00:13:39,290
and the computer orders
more when we get low.

290
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:43,016
Mm. I didn't realize
I was working at Star Wars.

291
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,500
It's actually saved us
a lot of time.

292
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,742
I can show you how it works.

293
00:13:46,762 --> 00:13:49,440
Always happy to pick up
a new skill.

294
00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:52,270
Okay, so it's pretty simple.

295
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,510
You click here to open
the inventory program.

296
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,220
What's happening?

297
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,870
- It's opening the program.
- Oh.

298
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,690
Saving time already.

299
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,330
There we go.

300
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:14,400
Then you want to click "file,"
"input,"new,"item."

301
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,630
Whoa, whoa, slow down.

302
00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:17,670
Sorry, where do you want me
to go back to?

303
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,000
Pen and paper.

304
00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:22,560
This is easy, you'll get it.

305
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,570
- Where were we?
- Uh, "new item."

306
00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:27,880
No, actually, that was "new,"
then "item."

307
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,740
Unless it's an existing item,

308
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,810
then you don't go to "new,"
you go to "add."

309
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,850
Then select "scan"
and fire away.

310
00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:37,990
Wow, it's like
living in the future.

311
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,280
Here, have a seat,
give it a try.

312
00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:41,790
You sure?

313
00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:44,280
Yeah, relax. You can't hurt it.

314
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,500
"File." Click.

315
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,570
"Input."

316
00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:54,990
Click.

317
00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:58,090
Starting to miss birds.

318
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,250
Well, it's good to see you, Jim.

319
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,410
Good to see you, too.

320
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:07,796
I thought you was dead.

321
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:10,690
No, just retired.

322
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,090
I sent flowers.

323
00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:13,863
Really?

324
00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:15,980
I didn't get 'em.

325
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:19,580
Well, you were dead.
I gave 'em to Mandy.

326
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:22,900
Yeah, this place ain't been
the same since you left.

327
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,900
Oh, that ain't true,
and you know it.

328
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,440
You know, when you
was in charge,

329
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,760
the customer was always right.

330
00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:34,280
He's a nice fella.

331
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,440
- We got a problem.
- What's going on?

332
00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:39,600
Somebody deleted
the entire inventory.

333
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,321
Who?

334
00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:50,960
Aw, man, it's all gone.

335
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:52,830
We're gonna have
to reenter everything.

336
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,060
What did you do?

337
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,600
I don't know.
You said I couldn't hurt it.

338
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,100
Why would you tell him that?

339
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:01,320
I thought if I couldn't
screw it up, it was idiot-proof.

340
00:16:01,672 --> 00:16:02,720
Hey.

341
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,670
I knew this was a bad idea.

342
00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:06,770
Well, then why'd you ask me
to come in?

343
00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:10,000
Why do you think?
Your daughter made me.

344
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,600
That's it. I'm gone.

345
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,998
- Well, now I feel terrible.
- Me, too.

346
00:16:20,018 --> 00:16:22,740
Well, at least you don't have
to go home and see him tonight.

347
00:16:22,808 --> 00:16:25,410
Hmm. That helps. Thanks.

348
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,804
- Hey, Dad, a mourning dove.
- Nobody cares.

349
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,188
Still gonna name him.

350
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,440
One day?

351
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,380
You couldn't make it one day?

352
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,430
Not my fault, my boss is a dick.

353
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,766
Hey, you're the one
who screwed up.

354
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,237
30 years I ran that place,

355
00:16:49,257 --> 00:16:51,120
never had a problem with the inventory.

356
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,460
Well, computer worked fine
till you got your mitts on it.

357
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:57,850
Those flowers
were for my funeral.

358
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,600
Yeah, I don't care
who screwed up,

359
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,830
but you two are gonna
shake hands and fix this

360
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:05,936
'cause I need you out of the
house at least four days a week.

361
00:17:05,956 --> 00:17:07,000
Four?

362
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,020
Fine, five.

363
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,410
I'm going with Trent Armstrong.

364
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,460
There's a bird
you don't mess with.

365
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:15,280
Georgie, please.

366
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,770
I'm sorry for what I said.

367
00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:23,690
Thanks.

368
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,837
I really do appreciate you
trying to help us out.

369
00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:30,690
Yeah, well, you know, there's an introduction
to computer class over at the library.

370
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:33,465
I was thinking
maybe I'd sign up.

371
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:34,730
That'd be great.

372
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,100
Aw, if this one can learn how,
I'm sure you can.

373
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,130
True.

374
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:39,970
Yeah, I taught him.
It was brutal.

375
00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:43,140
"What's a function key?"
"Why's the space bar so big?"

376
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,340
I am right here.

377
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,210
So it's all settled.

378
00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:49,180
You two are gonna go back
into the store tomorrow

379
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,550
and figure out
how to work together.

380
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,840
- That may not be...
- I'm not so sure that... - I'm not asking.

