1 00:00:01,289 --> 00:00:03,551 Previously on Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:05,051 That was Channel Seven, they want me 3 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:07,143 to fill in for the regular weather girl on Friday. 4 00:00:07,167 --> 00:00:08,215 Heather with the Weather? 5 00:00:08,235 --> 00:00:11,261 Heather has to go to her grandma's funeral in El Paso. 6 00:00:11,281 --> 00:00:14,569 - Which is obviously sad. - You don't look sad. 7 00:00:14,589 --> 00:00:15,716 Well, I am. 8 00:00:15,736 --> 00:00:17,655 Overnight, into the morning, we'll be seeing 9 00:00:17,675 --> 00:00:20,052 some wind gusts which should clear out those clouds. 10 00:00:20,072 --> 00:00:22,664 Dang, she's really good. 11 00:00:22,684 --> 00:00:24,970 Heather will be back with the weather on Monday, 12 00:00:24,990 --> 00:00:27,321 unless she needs a few extra days with her family, 13 00:00:27,341 --> 00:00:31,388 which would be very understandable, given the tragedy that's befallen her. 14 00:00:36,063 --> 00:00:37,244 Hey. 15 00:00:37,264 --> 00:00:38,834 Oh, hey. 16 00:00:38,854 --> 00:00:40,574 No CeeCee today? 17 00:00:40,594 --> 00:00:43,667 No, but it's nice when you're disappointed it's just me. 18 00:00:43,922 --> 00:00:46,492 I am always happy to see you. 19 00:00:46,512 --> 00:00:48,622 But happier when I bring your granddaughter. 20 00:00:48,754 --> 00:00:51,708 I'm not gonna lie in church, so yes. 21 00:00:52,549 --> 00:00:54,911 I brought you some canned goods for the food drive. 22 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:56,498 That is very thoughtful. 23 00:00:56,518 --> 00:00:59,022 Well, you haven't seen the expiration dates. 24 00:00:59,042 --> 00:01:01,416 Mary, did you order the— Oh. 25 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:02,634 Hey there, Mandy. 26 00:01:02,654 --> 00:01:05,072 Didn't know we had a celebrity in our midst. 27 00:01:05,092 --> 00:01:07,596 Oh, please, it's just the local news. 28 00:01:07,616 --> 00:01:09,859 Well, let's not forget the biggest celebrity of all. 29 00:01:09,879 --> 00:01:10,903 He's here, too. 30 00:01:10,923 --> 00:01:13,225 Amen to that. 31 00:01:14,536 --> 00:01:15,906 Okay, I'm gonna go. 32 00:01:16,227 --> 00:01:19,564 I don't know if Mary told you about the church carnival we have coming up? 33 00:01:19,584 --> 00:01:20,696 It's a pretty big deal, 34 00:01:20,716 --> 00:01:22,654 some might even call it newsworthy. 35 00:01:22,674 --> 00:01:25,092 Oh, well, me and Georgie will try to stop by. 36 00:01:25,112 --> 00:01:27,413 Oh, I think what Pastor Jeff is trying to say 37 00:01:27,433 --> 00:01:29,792 is that it could be really helpful if you were to 38 00:01:29,812 --> 00:01:32,710 - run it by your bosses— - Please put it on the news. 39 00:01:33,642 --> 00:01:34,884 That. 40 00:01:34,904 --> 00:01:36,407 All the money goes to charity, 41 00:01:36,427 --> 00:01:38,540 and we could really use the publicity. 42 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,803 Well, we do cover that sort of thing, so I'll check. 43 00:01:40,823 --> 00:01:43,066 And, if you do, 44 00:01:43,086 --> 00:01:45,851 maybe you could wear something a little more modest than usual. 45 00:01:45,871 --> 00:01:48,202 Don't blow this. 46 00:01:48,222 --> 00:01:50,552 Just sometimes she shows too much bosom. 47 00:01:50,572 --> 00:01:53,294 If her boss is okay with it, we should be, too. 48 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,425 What about our boss? 49 00:01:54,445 --> 00:01:57,487 Jesus hung out with prostitutes. He's fine. 50 00:02:29,106 --> 00:02:30,148 It's a win-win. 51 00:02:30,168 --> 00:02:32,246 Church gets some publicity for their charity thing 52 00:02:32,266 --> 00:02:34,030 and I get extra air time. 53 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:37,268 So you'll cover the Baptist church but not the Catholic church. 54 00:02:37,288 --> 00:02:40,182 Hey, I would cover a cult if it got me on TV more. 55 00:02:40,704 --> 00:02:43,124 Well, then, you're off to a good start. 56 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,607 Well, church carnival's actually pretty fun. 57 00:02:45,627 --> 00:02:48,958 There's booths and games, Pastor Jeff in a dunk tank. 58 00:02:48,978 --> 00:02:53,311 You know, I had my first kiss at a church carnival kissing booth. 59 00:02:53,331 --> 00:02:56,163 You paid for your first kiss? That's sad. 60 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:59,447 It was a thing people did, it wasn't weird. 61 00:02:59,467 --> 00:03:01,986 Yeah, she was my Sunday school teacher. 62 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:05,453 Okay, it was weird. 63 00:03:05,473 --> 00:03:08,269 Maybe the shop should sponsor a booth. 64 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:10,804 I mean a game, not a creepy one like his. 65 00:03:11,702 --> 00:03:14,445 His was a game: herpes roulette. 66 00:03:14,699 --> 00:03:17,378 I'm thinking like throw a football through a tire 67 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,130 and win a free oil change. 68 00:03:19,182 --> 00:03:20,358 You sure? 69 00:03:20,378 --> 00:03:22,644 This is Texas, a lot of people can throw a football. 70 00:03:22,664 --> 00:03:24,167 I can't. 71 00:03:24,187 --> 00:03:26,822 No, son, you really can't. 72 00:03:26,842 --> 00:03:27,997 I can teach him. 73 00:03:28,017 --> 00:03:30,493 No, son, you really can't. 74 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,616 So, what you think? 75 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:39,835 It's a great idea. 76 00:03:39,855 --> 00:03:41,880 - Really? - Yeah 77 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:44,361 Advertising, build some goodwill with the community. 78 00:03:44,381 --> 00:03:46,972 Huh. You don't usually agree with me. 79 00:03:46,992 --> 00:03:49,512 Well, you don't usually have good ideas. 80 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:51,977 Are you messing with me? 81 00:03:51,997 --> 00:03:54,328 No, I think this is smart. 82 00:03:54,348 --> 00:03:56,697 Are you doing reverse psychology? 83 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,175 No. 84 00:03:58,195 --> 00:04:00,456 Are you doing reverse psychology? 85 00:04:00,476 --> 00:04:02,731 I don't think so. 86 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:05,702 So what's happening, are we doing the booth or not? 87 00:04:06,273 --> 00:04:08,575 I'm not sure anymore. 88 00:04:17,736 --> 00:04:20,745 Okay, so they're gonna go live to us in about 20 minutes. 89 00:04:20,765 --> 00:04:23,605 Just keep it casual and look at me, not at the camera. 90 00:04:23,625 --> 00:04:27,535 You don't need to explain it to me, I'm also in the news business. 91 00:04:27,555 --> 00:04:29,802 The good news business. 92 00:04:30,108 --> 00:04:31,210 Funny. 93 00:04:31,380 --> 00:04:33,333 I got more like that. 94 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:34,416 Can't wait. 95 00:04:34,436 --> 00:04:36,370 So, uh, any questions? 96 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:39,668 Yes. Does that blouse have one more button or is that all the way up? 97 00:04:39,688 --> 00:04:41,477 You're blowing it again. 98 00:04:41,917 --> 00:04:43,784 Pretty as a picture. 99 00:04:46,443 --> 00:04:49,328 You know, you're looking a little shiny. Do you want me to powder you? 100 00:04:49,612 --> 00:04:51,618 I have my own makeup, thank you. 101 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:57,347 Damn it. 102 00:04:57,367 --> 00:05:00,296 Church carnival. "Dang its" only please. 103 00:05:01,589 --> 00:05:03,179 Hey, how's it going? 104 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:04,860 Great, no winners so far, 105 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,835 but I'm handing out a lot of business cards. 106 00:05:06,855 --> 00:05:09,244 I guess everyone can't throw a football. 107 00:05:10,467 --> 00:05:11,899 I rigged it. 108 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,256 The ball's extra heavy and the tire's extra small. 109 00:05:15,276 --> 00:05:17,541 What, you're cheating at a church carnival? 110 00:05:17,561 --> 00:05:19,460 How are you your mother's son? 111 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,462 I think it skips a generation. 112 00:05:21,482 --> 00:05:24,287 Also, what if when you're interviewing Pastor Jeff, 113 00:05:24,307 --> 00:05:26,210 our booth is in the background? 114 00:05:26,613 --> 00:05:27,856 So Mandy McAllister's 115 00:05:27,876 --> 00:05:30,728 is standing in front of the McAllister Tire booth? 116 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:32,211 Yeah. 117 00:05:32,402 --> 00:05:34,121 And maybe take it down a button. 118 00:05:35,118 --> 00:05:37,981 Okay, you and your mother need to think less about my cleavage. 119 00:05:42,847 --> 00:05:47,128 The pet python was finally found in the bathroom at the local park, 120 00:05:47,148 --> 00:05:50,372 so just remember, look before you leak. 121 00:05:51,122 --> 00:05:54,891 And if you're looking for something fun to do with the family this weekend, 122 00:05:54,911 --> 00:05:57,862 our very own Mandy McAllister has a suggestion. Mandy? 123 00:05:59,211 --> 00:06:00,628 Thank you, Kimberly. 124 00:06:00,648 --> 00:06:02,586 So, I'm here with Pastor Jeff Difford 125 00:06:02,606 --> 00:06:04,284 at the First Baptist Church carnival 126 00:06:04,304 --> 00:06:06,808 where the funnel cakes are hot, the booths are hopping, 127 00:06:06,828 --> 00:06:09,114 and all the money goes to charity. 128 00:06:09,134 --> 00:06:10,855 Pastor Jeff, give us the details. 129 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:13,556 Well, the devil's in the details, but I'll give you the scoop. 130 00:06:15,663 --> 00:06:17,514 - Just a little church humor. - Mm-hmm. 131 00:06:17,534 --> 00:06:19,390 You did warn me. 132 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:21,475 We'll be out here all weekend raising money 133 00:06:21,495 --> 00:06:23,825 for the food bank. It's gonna be full of 134 00:06:23,845 --> 00:06:26,306 good old-fashioned wholesome fun. 135 00:06:26,326 --> 00:06:28,917 Sack races, egg toss... 136 00:06:28,937 --> 00:06:32,262 You might even get a chance to sink yours truly in the dunk tank. 137 00:06:32,332 --> 00:06:34,772 Oh, well, that is tempting. 138 00:06:35,169 --> 00:06:36,881 And it's gonna be a beautiful day for it. 139 00:06:36,901 --> 00:06:39,295 I've predicted sunny skies all through Monday. 140 00:06:39,469 --> 00:06:41,364 Guess we've got Him to thank for that. 141 00:06:41,384 --> 00:06:42,757 Or Her. 142 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,594 Oh, I meant God. 143 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:46,127 No, I know, so did I. 144 00:06:46,361 --> 00:06:47,942 But God's a man. 145 00:06:48,435 --> 00:06:50,371 Yeah, could be a woman. 146 00:06:51,008 --> 00:06:52,854 "Our Father who art in heaven." 147 00:06:52,874 --> 00:06:54,471 Sounds like a man. 148 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,945 Fair point, although, "created all life" 149 00:06:56,965 --> 00:06:58,801 sounds like a woman. 150 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:00,866 Well, He's not. 151 00:07:00,886 --> 00:07:02,342 I'm just saying, we don't know. 152 00:07:02,362 --> 00:07:04,187 You may not, but I do. 153 00:07:05,413 --> 00:07:07,873 Well, one thing we can agree on, the carnival's open 154 00:07:07,893 --> 00:07:09,871 from noon till 9:00 Saturday and Sunday, 155 00:07:09,891 --> 00:07:11,499 so come on down. 156 00:07:11,519 --> 00:07:13,918 For Channel Seven, I'm Mandy McAllister. 157 00:07:13,938 --> 00:07:15,022 He's a man. 158 00:07:15,695 --> 00:07:17,764 And we're clear. 159 00:07:18,352 --> 00:07:20,928 Okay. Well, that was fun. 160 00:07:22,664 --> 00:07:24,074 What? 161 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:28,594 Look, I know your mom's upset, 162 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,152 but other than her and Pastor Jeff, 163 00:07:30,172 --> 00:07:32,822 I promise, no one cares. 164 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,259 So God's a woman? 165 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,021 See? 166 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,727 Come on, it's not that big a deal. 167 00:07:39,747 --> 00:07:41,598 It is a huge deal. 168 00:07:41,618 --> 00:07:44,296 Dad, you get I didn't say anything bad? 169 00:07:44,316 --> 00:07:45,970 Still shouldn't have said it. 170 00:07:46,516 --> 00:07:47,765 Oh, my God. 171 00:07:47,785 --> 00:07:50,520 Maybe cool it with the "G" word for a while. 172 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:51,869 It's not like I said 173 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:55,525 God doesn't exist, because I think She does. 174 00:07:55,545 --> 00:07:58,485 Not funny. I have to live in this town. 175 00:07:58,505 --> 00:08:02,358 I have a hair appointment tomorrow. That is three hours of dirty looks 176 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:04,306 and "bless your hearts." 177 00:08:05,007 --> 00:08:06,887 You're overreacting. 178 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:09,435 There's three things you don't talk about in Texas: 179 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:11,323 Religion, politics and money. 180 00:08:11,343 --> 00:08:12,775 What about sex? 181 00:08:12,795 --> 00:08:14,734 Four things. 182 00:08:15,339 --> 00:08:17,954 Well, maybe it's time we start talking about them. 183 00:08:18,481 --> 00:08:20,156 Bless your heart. 184 00:08:24,356 --> 00:08:26,992 Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. 185 00:08:27,012 --> 00:08:28,689 Well, I can assure you, 186 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,778 her views do not reflect those of the station 187 00:08:30,798 --> 00:08:32,180 and we will take care of it. 188 00:08:33,148 --> 00:08:35,493 I don't think we stone people anymore. 189 00:08:36,317 --> 00:08:38,322 Thanks for calling. Goodbye, Reverend. 190 00:08:39,171 --> 00:08:41,676 Let me guess, another fan? 191 00:08:41,696 --> 00:08:44,026 It's not a joke, folks are really upset. Listen. 192 00:08:45,656 --> 00:08:47,159 Tell that blaspheming bimbo 193 00:08:47,179 --> 00:08:50,487 she can do her next weather report from hell. 194 00:08:50,748 --> 00:08:53,881 Well, that's silly. It's gonna be hot there. 195 00:08:54,111 --> 00:08:56,604 Maybe we should pull you off the schedule for a while, 196 00:08:56,624 --> 00:08:58,258 - let everybody cool down. - No, no, no, 197 00:08:58,278 --> 00:09:00,258 don't take me off the air. I can fix this. 198 00:09:00,638 --> 00:09:02,239 I'll just apologize. 199 00:09:02,259 --> 00:09:03,350 Really? 200 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:05,221 Yeah. Why are you surprised? 201 00:09:05,241 --> 00:09:06,570 'Cause as long as I've known you, 202 00:09:06,590 --> 00:09:08,616 I've never heard you apologize for anything. 203 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:12,686 And I am so sorry for that— 204 00:09:12,706 --> 00:09:14,235 I heard it, I'll practice. 205 00:09:17,993 --> 00:09:21,150 And before we go to commercial, our Channel Seven weather girl, 206 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:24,153 Mandy McAllister, has a special message for our audience. 207 00:09:24,173 --> 00:09:25,676 Mandy. 208 00:09:25,696 --> 00:09:26,871 Thanks, Kimberly. 209 00:09:27,204 --> 00:09:29,114 I just wanted to address some comments 210 00:09:29,134 --> 00:09:31,508 I made on air yesterday. 211 00:09:31,528 --> 00:09:34,163 I meant no disrespect, but I understand 212 00:09:34,183 --> 00:09:35,643 if some of you were offended, 213 00:09:35,663 --> 00:09:38,820 so, from the bottom of my heart, 214 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:41,921 I'm sorry you took it the wrong way. 215 00:09:42,979 --> 00:09:44,695 Personally, I thought it was a compliment. 216 00:09:44,715 --> 00:09:46,480 I think women are great 217 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:49,025 and God would be so lucky to be one. 218 00:09:49,045 --> 00:09:51,267 But this is Texas, 219 00:09:51,287 --> 00:09:54,237 so I should've kept my mouth shut. 220 00:09:55,073 --> 00:09:56,871 Back to you, Kimberly. 221 00:09:56,945 --> 00:09:58,143 Okey dokey. 222 00:09:58,163 --> 00:10:00,276 And while we go to commercial, 223 00:10:00,296 --> 00:10:02,501 how about we all pray for Mandy. 224 00:10:09,653 --> 00:10:11,802 Suspended. Can you believe it? 225 00:10:11,822 --> 00:10:14,014 Oh, I got suspended a ton of times. 226 00:10:14,034 --> 00:10:14,986 It ain't bad. 227 00:10:15,006 --> 00:10:16,845 Sit at home, watch TV, 228 00:10:16,865 --> 00:10:18,704 hit your dad's liquor cabinet. 229 00:10:19,315 --> 00:10:21,166 Okay, this isn't high school, Georgie. 230 00:10:21,186 --> 00:10:22,570 I could lose my job. 231 00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:24,387 You ain't gonna lose nothing. 232 00:10:24,407 --> 00:10:26,028 You just got to let this blow over. 233 00:10:26,048 --> 00:10:28,086 Somebody'll grow the world's biggest pumpkin 234 00:10:28,106 --> 00:10:29,827 and they'll forget all about you. 235 00:10:29,847 --> 00:10:31,960 I really don't think so. 236 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:33,744 You see how huge some of them pumpkins get? 237 00:10:33,764 --> 00:10:35,239 You could live in 'em. 238 00:10:37,202 --> 00:10:39,026 Do you think what I said was so wrong? 239 00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:41,148 I don't know, 240 00:10:41,168 --> 00:10:43,251 I guess I never really thought about it. 241 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:44,918 Why would you? You're a man. 242 00:10:45,184 --> 00:10:47,734 Hey, if God's a woman, I'm cool with it. 243 00:10:47,950 --> 00:10:49,475 You really feel that way? 244 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,979 Yeah. 245 00:10:50,999 --> 00:10:53,982 Wow, I wish everybody was as open-minded as you. 246 00:10:54,002 --> 00:10:57,855 I mean, if you think about it, plagues, floods... 247 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:00,308 that kind of temper sounds like a woman to me. 248 00:11:02,227 --> 00:11:05,369 I bet that's the look God gives right before She smites folks. 249 00:11:12,803 --> 00:11:15,588 - Hey. - Hey, honey. Everything okay? 250 00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:18,156 Not really. Mandy got suspended. 251 00:11:18,549 --> 00:11:20,506 I heard, I'm sorry. 252 00:11:20,859 --> 00:11:21,792 Are you? 253 00:11:21,812 --> 00:11:23,577 Of course. 254 00:11:23,597 --> 00:11:26,362 She's my daughter-in-law and I love her. 255 00:11:26,382 --> 00:11:29,017 But she said what she said. 256 00:11:29,037 --> 00:11:32,427 Then she tried to undo what she said and she said more. 257 00:11:33,389 --> 00:11:36,024 She was only at that carnival 'cause y'all asked. 258 00:11:36,044 --> 00:11:38,635 I didn't ask her to mock God. 259 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:40,507 She said she's sorry. 260 00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:43,205 That I took it the wrong way, I heard. 261 00:11:43,225 --> 00:11:45,207 That ain't what she meant. 262 00:11:45,227 --> 00:11:47,252 Georgie, what do you want me to do? 263 00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:49,096 I can't help that people are mad. 264 00:11:50,145 --> 00:11:52,867 Maybe Pastor Jeff can say something in his sermon. 265 00:11:52,887 --> 00:11:56,914 You know, love the sinner, judge not lest you be judged, 266 00:11:56,934 --> 00:11:59,454 give Mandy a break 'cause her husband's drowning in debt. 267 00:12:00,198 --> 00:12:02,267 I will talk to him, 268 00:12:02,287 --> 00:12:04,792 but he is mighty peeved. 269 00:12:04,812 --> 00:12:07,331 Yeah, but he listens to you, so you can de-peeve him. 270 00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:10,439 "De-peeve him?" 271 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,480 Un-peeve him? 272 00:12:13,576 --> 00:12:15,324 No, it's "de-peeve." 273 00:12:20,715 --> 00:12:22,131 What you reading? 274 00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:23,913 Another batch of hate mail. 275 00:12:25,659 --> 00:12:28,074 Joke's on you, "Satan Barbie" sounds cool. 276 00:12:29,338 --> 00:12:30,382 May I? 277 00:12:30,402 --> 00:12:32,835 Oh, yeah, knock yourself out. 278 00:12:35,407 --> 00:12:37,085 So, the bad ones go here 279 00:12:37,105 --> 00:12:38,972 and the really bad ones go here. 280 00:12:48,974 --> 00:12:51,243 - What's that pile? - You don't want to know. 281 00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:55,209 I thought at least one person would be on my side. 282 00:12:55,437 --> 00:12:57,182 Now, hold on. 283 00:12:57,202 --> 00:12:58,643 I think this one... 284 00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:02,430 No. Whoa. Yeah, no. 285 00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:06,723 - Hey. Where you been? - Church. 286 00:13:06,743 --> 00:13:09,363 Congratulations, you knocked a pregnant teenager 287 00:13:09,383 --> 00:13:11,317 off the top of the prayer list. 288 00:13:11,487 --> 00:13:13,920 Someone's the belle of the ball. 289 00:13:14,838 --> 00:13:16,428 Why were you at church? 290 00:13:16,448 --> 00:13:18,826 I was hoping I could get Pastor Jeff to say something 291 00:13:18,846 --> 00:13:20,447 in his sermon to calm everyone down. 292 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,433 Is he gonna? 293 00:13:21,453 --> 00:13:23,554 - He will. - Great. 294 00:13:23,574 --> 00:13:27,232 If you sit down with him on air and publicly apologize. 295 00:13:27,252 --> 00:13:30,007 Oh, no. I will not be extorted. 296 00:13:30,027 --> 00:13:33,026 Okay. Well, I tried. 297 00:13:44,128 --> 00:13:46,953 I'll do it. I'll do it. Hey! Hey, I'll do it! 298 00:13:53,007 --> 00:13:54,641 Shouldn't you be working? 299 00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,364 On what? We've barely had any customers 300 00:13:56,384 --> 00:13:58,264 since your wife made God mad. 301 00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:01,778 There's a car up on the lift. 302 00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:03,145 Yeah, mine. 303 00:14:03,165 --> 00:14:05,928 Figure I'd change the shocks on what may be my new home. 304 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,177 She's gonna fix this and everything'll be back to normal. 305 00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:11,571 Doesn't help that her name is on the store. 306 00:14:11,591 --> 00:14:13,877 So we'll change the name to Cooper. 307 00:14:13,897 --> 00:14:15,836 Why not Alvarez? 308 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,620 Cooper's got two "O's. 309 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,883 we can make 'em look like tires. 310 00:14:19,903 --> 00:14:22,727 I want to argue with that but it's good. 311 00:14:27,911 --> 00:14:30,257 I thought Mandy threw those letters away. 312 00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:32,650 She did. 313 00:14:34,222 --> 00:14:35,986 You took 'em out of the trash? 314 00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:38,206 I tried not to. 315 00:14:38,226 --> 00:14:39,614 I failed. 316 00:14:43,579 --> 00:14:45,996 What is wrong with people? 317 00:14:46,016 --> 00:14:47,911 They don't have to agree with her, 318 00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:51,278 but there's no reason to tear her apart. 319 00:14:54,242 --> 00:14:57,083 You know, we got one of them AOL discs in the mail the other day. 320 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,981 What about it? 321 00:14:59,292 --> 00:15:01,272 I have a feeling this whole World Wide Web thing 322 00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:03,333 is gonna bring us all together. 323 00:15:04,992 --> 00:15:07,104 Make people kind. 324 00:15:07,124 --> 00:15:09,063 Can't happen soon enough. 325 00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:11,515 People all over the world talking to each other. 326 00:15:12,477 --> 00:15:14,170 I don't see the downside. 327 00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,963 - Hey. - Hey. 328 00:15:24,468 --> 00:15:26,558 You're not reading more of them letters are you? 329 00:15:26,578 --> 00:15:28,299 Oh, my mom found this one in the pile, 330 00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:29,692 it's from a little girl. 331 00:15:29,712 --> 00:15:32,086 They can be mean. Don't take it personal. 332 00:15:32,106 --> 00:15:34,349 No, she thanked me for what I said. 333 00:15:34,369 --> 00:15:36,305 She called me an inspiration. 334 00:15:36,429 --> 00:15:38,673 She didn't spell it right, but it still counts. 335 00:15:39,504 --> 00:15:42,705 I-N-S-P-I-R-A-T-I-O-N? 336 00:15:42,725 --> 00:15:43,967 Yes. 337 00:15:43,987 --> 00:15:45,375 Take that, Sheldon. 338 00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:49,016 Anyway, it got me thinking about CeeCee 339 00:15:49,036 --> 00:15:50,887 and the kind of example I'm setting. 340 00:15:50,907 --> 00:15:52,454 What do you mean? 341 00:15:52,474 --> 00:15:55,283 Being a hypocrite just to keep my job. 342 00:15:55,303 --> 00:15:57,415 Everybody does that. 343 00:15:57,435 --> 00:15:59,417 Besides, she's gonna 344 00:15:59,437 --> 00:16:02,116 grow up with a famous news lady for a mom. 345 00:16:02,136 --> 00:16:03,683 That's a good example. 346 00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:04,814 I guess. 347 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:07,251 Oh, come on, great job, beautiful kid, 348 00:16:07,271 --> 00:16:09,573 young trophy husband. 349 00:16:10,405 --> 00:16:12,163 You've got it all. 350 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:14,432 Trophy husband, huh? 351 00:16:14,452 --> 00:16:15,825 You've seen me with my shirt off. 352 00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:26,140 Pastor Jeff, thank you again for doing this. 353 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:29,028 Happy to be an example of Christian forgiveness. 354 00:16:30,686 --> 00:16:32,624 Get that all out now. 355 00:16:32,644 --> 00:16:34,511 I was just stretching my eyes. 356 00:16:35,357 --> 00:16:36,515 Okay, we're back 357 00:16:36,535 --> 00:16:38,987 in five, four... 358 00:16:41,392 --> 00:16:44,288 Hi, Mandy McAllister again. 359 00:16:44,308 --> 00:16:46,132 Don't change the channel. 360 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,076 I know I upset a lot of people, 361 00:16:49,096 --> 00:16:52,514 and I realized that instead of talking more, 362 00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:54,429 I should listen. 363 00:16:54,449 --> 00:16:57,562 Which is why I have Pastor Jeff from First Baptist here with me. 364 00:16:57,582 --> 00:16:59,303 Can I just say, 365 00:16:59,323 --> 00:17:03,236 I am so sorry that I offended you. 366 00:17:04,328 --> 00:17:06,441 Thank you. 367 00:17:06,461 --> 00:17:09,009 And I understand you've been getting a lot of hate mail, 368 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,359 so I would like to remind my Christian community 369 00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:14,405 that is not how Jesus teaches us to behave. 370 00:17:14,425 --> 00:17:17,408 We don't write nasty letters about our neighbors. 371 00:17:17,428 --> 00:17:19,493 We write them about The Simpsons. 372 00:17:20,649 --> 00:17:22,081 And thanks to our campaign... 373 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,918 Why's she staring like that? 374 00:17:25,088 --> 00:17:27,908 I think she's trying not to roll her eyes. 375 00:17:29,005 --> 00:17:32,238 Well, I'm so glad we could put this behind us. 376 00:17:32,364 --> 00:17:34,904 I think what ruffled the feathers of my flock 377 00:17:34,924 --> 00:17:38,212 was that your comment seemed disrespectful of God. 378 00:17:38,232 --> 00:17:39,707 Mm-hmm. We good? 379 00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:43,304 And frankly a little ignorant of the scripture. 380 00:17:43,324 --> 00:17:47,438 "For God so loved the world that He gave His only son." 381 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:48,831 Okay, you know what? 382 00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,006 I can't do this. 383 00:17:50,026 --> 00:17:52,879 Sure you can. Keep going. 384 00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:55,664 I didn't mean to offend you, and I am sorry for that, 385 00:17:55,684 --> 00:17:58,232 but I'm not sorry for what I said. 386 00:17:58,252 --> 00:18:00,625 I don't want my daughter or any other little girl 387 00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:04,412 thinking that they need to apologize for having an opinion. 388 00:18:04,432 --> 00:18:07,763 So if that's what it takes for me to keep this job then... 389 00:18:07,783 --> 00:18:09,954 I quit. 390 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,463 What did she do? 391 00:18:12,483 --> 00:18:14,220 What did I do?