1 00:00:01,143 --> 00:00:03,513 Previously on Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:03,533 --> 00:00:05,844 I've predicted sunny skies all through Monday. 3 00:00:05,864 --> 00:00:07,835 Guess we've got Him to thank for that. 4 00:00:07,855 --> 00:00:09,270 Yeah, or Her. 5 00:00:09,290 --> 00:00:10,838 Oh, I-I meant God. 6 00:00:10,858 --> 00:00:12,774 No, I-I know. So did I. 7 00:00:12,794 --> 00:00:15,853 "Our Father who art in heaven" sounds like a man. 8 00:00:16,279 --> 00:00:18,989 Fair point, although, "created all life" 9 00:00:19,009 --> 00:00:20,698 sounds like a woman. 10 00:00:20,768 --> 00:00:22,650 For Channel Seven, I'm Mandy McAllister. 11 00:00:22,670 --> 00:00:24,284 He's a man. 12 00:00:24,305 --> 00:00:25,519 So, God's a woman. 13 00:00:25,539 --> 00:00:27,121 Come on. It's not that big a deal. 14 00:00:27,141 --> 00:00:28,789 It is a huge deal. 15 00:00:28,809 --> 00:00:31,792 Your comment seemed disrespectful of God. 16 00:00:31,812 --> 00:00:33,961 And frankly, a little ignorant of the scripture. 17 00:00:33,981 --> 00:00:36,574 Okay, you know what? I can't do this. 18 00:00:36,594 --> 00:00:37,731 I quit. 19 00:00:37,751 --> 00:00:38,799 What did she do? 20 00:00:38,819 --> 00:00:40,788 What did I do? 21 00:00:45,509 --> 00:00:47,508 We'll climb back into the low 70s 22 00:00:47,528 --> 00:00:50,478 Saturday and Sunday, and then cold front number two 23 00:00:50,498 --> 00:00:52,380 rolls in Sunday night. 24 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,489 Can you believe that's who they replaced me with? 25 00:00:54,509 --> 00:00:56,022 I mean, look at what she's wearing. 26 00:00:56,042 --> 00:00:58,302 You're not in a nightclub, lady! 27 00:00:58,420 --> 00:00:59,753 She kind of looks like you. 28 00:00:59,773 --> 00:01:01,089 No, she doesn't. 29 00:01:01,109 --> 00:01:03,581 We've got scattered storms across the state from Houston, 30 00:01:03,601 --> 00:01:05,774 - all the way to Dallas. - If you're pointing at Dallas, 31 00:01:05,794 --> 00:01:07,848 it's two inches lower, you dummy. 32 00:01:08,549 --> 00:01:09,630 What you watching? 33 00:01:09,650 --> 00:01:11,452 - New weather girl. - Nope. 34 00:01:12,386 --> 00:01:14,435 Thanks for watching, I'm Kelli with an I, 35 00:01:14,455 --> 00:01:17,224 and that eye is on your weather. 36 00:01:19,448 --> 00:01:20,594 God. 37 00:01:21,595 --> 00:01:22,910 I bet everyone's gonna love her 38 00:01:22,930 --> 00:01:24,923 and no one's even gonna care that I'm gone. 39 00:01:24,943 --> 00:01:26,847 Oh, that ain't true. 40 00:01:26,867 --> 00:01:29,217 And besides, you'll find another job. 41 00:01:29,237 --> 00:01:31,385 It's not that easy, Georgie. 42 00:01:31,405 --> 00:01:34,088 I don't know, just last week, Kelli with an I 43 00:01:34,108 --> 00:01:36,424 didn't have a job, and now look at her. 44 00:01:37,378 --> 00:01:39,780 Mr. McAllister, wait up. 45 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,979 You two planning anything fun tonight? 46 00:02:14,999 --> 00:02:17,198 Movie? Board game? 47 00:02:17,218 --> 00:02:19,112 Maybe a shower? 48 00:02:19,132 --> 00:02:20,768 I showered. 49 00:02:20,788 --> 00:02:22,936 Recently. 50 00:02:22,956 --> 00:02:24,872 She's fine. She don't stink. 51 00:02:24,892 --> 00:02:28,061 - Thank you. - But your legs are getting a little bushy. 52 00:02:28,796 --> 00:02:30,478 Here's an interesting thing: 53 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:32,635 women started shaving their legs during World War II 54 00:02:32,655 --> 00:02:36,099 'cause their nylon stockings were being used to make parachutes. 55 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,451 How is that helpful? 56 00:02:37,471 --> 00:02:39,740 I didn't say "helpful," I said "interesting." 57 00:02:40,474 --> 00:02:42,656 I take it the job hunt is not going well? 58 00:02:42,676 --> 00:02:45,033 I sent my tape to every station between here and Houston. 59 00:02:45,053 --> 00:02:45,959 No one is biting. 60 00:02:45,979 --> 00:02:47,595 It's only been a few weeks. 61 00:02:47,615 --> 00:02:49,212 You just got to be patient. 62 00:02:49,319 --> 00:02:51,031 I don't need to be cheered up, 63 00:02:51,051 --> 00:02:52,433 I don't need to be pitied 64 00:02:52,453 --> 00:02:55,456 and I don't need to be reminded of how hairy my legs are! 65 00:02:57,121 --> 00:03:01,297 So, I understand someone has a big birthday coming up. 66 00:03:01,317 --> 00:03:02,410 Oh, that's right. 21. 67 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:04,927 Our boy's becoming a man. 68 00:03:04,965 --> 00:03:07,535 Planning anything fun, Amanda? 69 00:03:08,068 --> 00:03:09,817 Oh, right. Um... 70 00:03:09,837 --> 00:03:11,952 It's okay. I don't need a fuss. 71 00:03:11,972 --> 00:03:13,301 Nah, you got to do something. 72 00:03:13,321 --> 00:03:15,088 Mandy, what did you do for your 21st? 73 00:03:15,108 --> 00:03:18,145 - I don't remember. - It was more than a decade ago. 74 00:03:19,013 --> 00:03:20,729 I'm serious. You ain't got to do nothing. 75 00:03:20,749 --> 00:03:23,125 No, it... it's a big birthday. 76 00:03:23,145 --> 00:03:24,131 Whatever you want. 77 00:03:24,151 --> 00:03:26,419 - I'm telling you, it's not... - Pick something. 78 00:03:26,524 --> 00:03:28,856 How about shave your legs? 79 00:03:28,923 --> 00:03:31,989 Or wear nylons. They're available again. 80 00:03:38,866 --> 00:03:41,521 Oh, come on, I can't do it. They'll recognize my voice. 81 00:03:41,541 --> 00:03:44,785 I ain't calling the station to complain about the new weather girl. 82 00:03:44,805 --> 00:03:47,855 No, you don't have to complain, just say that you miss me. 83 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:49,707 'Cause I'm less of a whore. 84 00:03:49,777 --> 00:03:52,410 - Sorry, not doing it. - Thanks for nothing. 85 00:03:52,514 --> 00:03:55,660 Hey, I paid for six years of college and don't charge you rent. 86 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,885 Yeah, and nothing else! 87 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:05,773 Hello? 88 00:04:05,793 --> 00:04:07,641 Hi, Mandy. How are you? 89 00:04:07,661 --> 00:04:10,411 Well, that's a rabbit hole you don't want to go down. 90 00:04:10,431 --> 00:04:12,713 Understood. I just wanted to check in 91 00:04:12,733 --> 00:04:14,961 and see what you were thinking for Georgie's birthday. 92 00:04:14,981 --> 00:04:15,916 Oh, um... 93 00:04:15,936 --> 00:04:18,118 He said he didn't want to do anything. 94 00:04:18,138 --> 00:04:19,652 Really? 95 00:04:19,672 --> 00:04:21,789 Is it a surprise party? Is he in the room? 96 00:04:21,809 --> 00:04:25,308 If he is, just say, "What did Missy do now?" 97 00:04:25,579 --> 00:04:27,094 No, there's no party. 98 00:04:27,114 --> 00:04:29,777 We're just gonna have a quiet evening at home. 99 00:04:29,797 --> 00:04:32,533 Oh, well, if there's no party, 100 00:04:32,553 --> 00:04:34,802 I'd be happy to cook him a birthday dinner. 101 00:04:34,822 --> 00:04:36,203 Oh, that sounds nice. 102 00:04:36,223 --> 00:04:38,172 And he can have alcohol if he wants, 103 00:04:38,192 --> 00:04:41,292 but no hard stuff. I'm not operating a speakeasy. 104 00:04:41,362 --> 00:04:44,895 Got it. I'll leave my moonshine in the car. 105 00:04:45,065 --> 00:04:45,979 Very funny. 106 00:04:45,999 --> 00:04:47,668 Wasn't a joke. Bye. 107 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,723 Relax. I don't drink moonshine. 108 00:04:55,743 --> 00:04:56,824 Hey. It's Missy. 109 00:04:56,844 --> 00:04:58,258 Oh. Hey, what's up? 110 00:04:58,278 --> 00:05:00,462 How about I throw Georgie a birthday party? 111 00:05:00,482 --> 00:05:03,030 My friend Jennifer's parents are gone next week, 112 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:04,565 we have the place to ourselves. 113 00:05:04,585 --> 00:05:07,468 You want to throw Georgie a party at your friend's house? 114 00:05:07,488 --> 00:05:10,304 Yeah. I just need money for a couple kegs. 115 00:05:10,881 --> 00:05:13,173 I am not buying you alcohol. 116 00:05:13,193 --> 00:05:14,608 I'm providing the venue. 117 00:05:14,628 --> 00:05:17,345 How about this; when you turn 21, 118 00:05:17,365 --> 00:05:19,212 I'll throw you a big party. 119 00:05:19,232 --> 00:05:21,882 Like I want a 40-year-old planning my birthday party. 120 00:05:21,902 --> 00:05:23,737 I will be 37! 121 00:05:27,007 --> 00:05:29,190 I'm gonna cut out a little early on Wednesday. 122 00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:30,791 My mom's cooking me a birthday dinner. 123 00:05:30,811 --> 00:05:32,926 Oh, I didn't know it was your birthday. 124 00:05:32,946 --> 00:05:35,028 It's okay, you ain't got to get me nothing. 125 00:05:35,048 --> 00:05:36,514 "Ain't got to get me nothing." 126 00:05:36,612 --> 00:05:38,351 How about English lessons? 127 00:05:39,152 --> 00:05:41,335 - It's your 21st, right? - Yeah. 128 00:05:41,355 --> 00:05:43,921 - And you're celebrating it at your mother's? - Yeah. 129 00:05:44,163 --> 00:05:46,016 Please tell me you're gonna get drunk after. 130 00:05:46,036 --> 00:05:48,796 No. But my mom said I could have a beer with dinner. 131 00:05:49,630 --> 00:05:52,212 Georgie, going to a bar on your 21st birthday 132 00:05:52,232 --> 00:05:53,497 is a rite of passage. 133 00:05:53,567 --> 00:05:56,240 Mandy's having a rough time. I don't want to make her celebrate. 134 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:58,272 Fine, then I'm taking you out. 135 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:00,560 Thanks. Awful dang kind of you. 136 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:01,722 "Awful dang." 137 00:06:01,742 --> 00:06:03,927 You do hear how other people talk, right? 138 00:06:06,647 --> 00:06:08,228 What should we have for lunch? 139 00:06:08,248 --> 00:06:09,730 How about ice cream? 140 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:11,532 I want ice cream. 141 00:06:11,552 --> 00:06:13,086 Let's have ice cream. 142 00:06:13,787 --> 00:06:16,937 Hey. I had a thought about Georgie's birthday gift 143 00:06:16,957 --> 00:06:19,489 - I wanted to run by you. - Oh, crap. 144 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,008 It's in two days. 145 00:06:21,028 --> 00:06:22,676 I know, I know. 146 00:06:22,696 --> 00:06:23,844 What are you gonna get him? 147 00:06:23,864 --> 00:06:26,013 I was thinking a silver money clip, 148 00:06:26,033 --> 00:06:28,081 maybe shaped like Texas. 149 00:06:28,101 --> 00:06:32,135 I don't know, he's pretty attached to that stupid Velcro wallet. 150 00:06:32,429 --> 00:06:34,071 All right, I'll keep thinking. 151 00:06:34,151 --> 00:06:35,756 And you better be thinking, too. 152 00:06:35,776 --> 00:06:38,002 He only turns 21 once. 153 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:41,248 I wish it had been before you had a baby, but here we are. 154 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,747 Thanks for pointing that out. 155 00:06:44,391 --> 00:06:47,635 Honey, I know you're having a tough time, but if the situation were reversed, 156 00:06:47,655 --> 00:06:50,248 you know Georgie would suck it up and make a fuss. 157 00:06:50,268 --> 00:06:53,191 I'll make a fuss, fine. Leave me alone. 158 00:06:53,461 --> 00:06:55,802 Is CeeCee having ice cream for lunch? 159 00:06:55,822 --> 00:06:59,262 God, I'm a bad mother, I'm a bad wife. Anything else? 160 00:06:59,366 --> 00:07:01,835 You're kind of a crappy daughter, too. 161 00:07:06,098 --> 00:07:08,171 - $700. - I. 162 00:07:08,329 --> 00:07:09,823 There are three L's. 163 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:11,324 Yep. Raking up there. 164 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:13,293 Close to $5,000. 165 00:07:13,313 --> 00:07:14,812 What are you doing? 166 00:07:15,118 --> 00:07:17,264 Your legs aren't that hairy. 167 00:07:17,284 --> 00:07:19,186 Thank you. 168 00:07:19,953 --> 00:07:21,752 What's going on with the pits? 169 00:07:21,998 --> 00:07:23,537 Hey. 170 00:07:23,557 --> 00:07:26,223 Hey. How was your job? 171 00:07:26,393 --> 00:07:29,643 Fine. So, listen, I was talking to Ruben about my birthday, 172 00:07:29,663 --> 00:07:32,111 and he really wants to take me out for drinks. 173 00:07:32,131 --> 00:07:33,614 What about your mom's? 174 00:07:33,634 --> 00:07:35,983 Well, we'll have dinner and then I'll meet with him afterwards. 175 00:07:36,003 --> 00:07:38,139 You don't have to come. It can just be a guys' night. 176 00:07:38,159 --> 00:07:39,152 I'm free. 177 00:07:39,172 --> 00:07:40,621 Great. The more the merrier. 178 00:07:40,641 --> 00:07:42,756 Well, h-hang on. I... I thought you didn't want 179 00:07:42,776 --> 00:07:44,525 to do anything special. 180 00:07:44,545 --> 00:07:47,060 Oh, I know, but Ruben's really into it. 181 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,328 Well, then, I should come, too. 182 00:07:48,348 --> 00:07:50,797 Sorry. Dudes only. 183 00:07:51,390 --> 00:07:54,412 Well, she can come if she wants, but you don't have to. 184 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,787 No, I want to. Because I am a good wife 185 00:07:56,868 --> 00:07:59,492 and a good mother and a good daughter. 186 00:08:00,156 --> 00:08:01,728 Okay. 187 00:08:05,948 --> 00:08:08,191 You're kind of a so-so sister. 188 00:08:18,781 --> 00:08:20,080 Make a wish. 189 00:08:22,550 --> 00:08:24,443 Yay. 190 00:08:25,018 --> 00:08:27,367 Champagne for me and the birthday boy. 191 00:08:27,387 --> 00:08:29,136 - Thank you. - How about me? 192 00:08:29,156 --> 00:08:31,925 You make enough bad choices without alcohol. 193 00:08:32,626 --> 00:08:34,787 A toast to my firstborn. 194 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:37,009 I am so proud of you. 195 00:08:37,029 --> 00:08:40,558 I wish your dad could be here to see all you've accomplished. 196 00:08:40,578 --> 00:08:42,861 A father, a husband, 197 00:08:42,881 --> 00:08:45,485 a business owner, only 21. 198 00:08:45,505 --> 00:08:46,740 Cheers. 199 00:08:50,811 --> 00:08:53,313 Sorry, I thought you were done. Let me refill. 200 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:57,667 Anyway, I am so excited to see what the future holds. 201 00:08:57,687 --> 00:08:59,086 Happy birthday. 202 00:08:59,753 --> 00:09:01,331 Cheers. 203 00:09:05,706 --> 00:09:07,107 Mmm. 204 00:09:07,127 --> 00:09:08,408 Thank you, Mom. 205 00:09:08,428 --> 00:09:10,077 Thanks, everybody. 206 00:09:10,097 --> 00:09:13,534 I always knew whatever you set your mind to, you would achieve. 207 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,018 Aww, that's what my parents used to say about me. 208 00:09:16,038 --> 00:09:17,484 You'll find another job. 209 00:09:17,504 --> 00:09:20,788 And if not, you've got a great husband to provide for you. 210 00:09:24,277 --> 00:09:25,325 How about presents? 211 00:09:25,345 --> 00:09:27,314 Oh. Me first. 212 00:09:28,548 --> 00:09:29,950 Hmm. 213 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,601 - Dang. - What is it? 214 00:09:33,621 --> 00:09:35,603 A Texas-shaped money clip. 215 00:09:35,623 --> 00:09:37,104 And it's solid silver. 216 00:09:37,124 --> 00:09:39,106 Thank you. This is perfect. 217 00:09:39,126 --> 00:09:41,128 Yeah, it just came to me. 218 00:09:42,263 --> 00:09:45,042 I've been sitting on this wallet since seventh grade. 219 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,636 It's gonna be hard to give it up. 220 00:09:46,656 --> 00:09:47,781 Your turn, Mom. 221 00:09:47,801 --> 00:09:51,802 Well, this is a little awkward now, but here. 222 00:09:53,473 --> 00:09:56,843 A new Velcro wallet. Cool. 223 00:10:02,582 --> 00:10:04,531 The birthday boy is here. 224 00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:07,968 Let me pour you a beer. 225 00:10:07,988 --> 00:10:09,803 Forget beer. 226 00:10:09,823 --> 00:10:12,139 Uh, waitress, four shots of tequila. 227 00:10:12,159 --> 00:10:13,306 Really? 228 00:10:13,326 --> 00:10:15,575 Yeah, come on, it's a party. 229 00:10:15,595 --> 00:10:16,844 Okay. 230 00:10:16,864 --> 00:10:18,812 I'm gonna put some songs on the jukebox. 231 00:10:18,832 --> 00:10:20,981 See if they got any Aerosmith. 232 00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:24,137 It is your birthday, but no. 233 00:10:24,838 --> 00:10:27,174 - Here you go. - Ooh. 234 00:10:28,341 --> 00:10:30,724 To the birthday boy. 235 00:10:30,744 --> 00:10:32,851 - Ain't we gonna wait for Connor? - Nope. 236 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,851 Whoo! 237 00:10:45,392 --> 00:10:47,087 Uh-oh. 238 00:10:57,671 --> 00:10:59,286 Morning. 239 00:10:59,306 --> 00:11:02,906 Oh, look what the cat spit up. 240 00:11:03,173 --> 00:11:04,772 Ha ha. 241 00:11:04,928 --> 00:11:07,033 - What happened? - Uh, well, 242 00:11:07,053 --> 00:11:09,909 I just puked a pepperoni pizza I don't remember eating, 243 00:11:09,929 --> 00:11:11,882 so that's one thing. 244 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:16,023 When you and Georgie came home, we heard a lot of shouting. 245 00:11:16,852 --> 00:11:17,738 Really? 246 00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:20,057 He sounded pretty mad. 247 00:11:20,253 --> 00:11:22,142 Did you hear what it was about? 248 00:11:22,162 --> 00:11:23,343 You don't know? 249 00:11:23,363 --> 00:11:25,900 Look at me. Do I look like I know anything? 250 00:11:26,867 --> 00:11:28,648 Well, did you see him this morning? 251 00:11:28,668 --> 00:11:31,034 No, he left before I got up. 252 00:11:31,282 --> 00:11:32,585 Well, maybe we made up. 253 00:11:32,605 --> 00:11:34,387 He slept on the couch. 254 00:11:34,407 --> 00:11:35,873 Maybe we didn't. 255 00:11:36,232 --> 00:11:38,008 Got the toilet unclogged. 256 00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:39,827 Someone tried to flush this money clip. 257 00:11:39,847 --> 00:11:42,312 What? He tried to flush my birthday present? 258 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,514 You stole my idea? 259 00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:47,000 Oh, I got to talk to him. 260 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:50,419 Don't you think you should find out some more information first? 261 00:11:50,439 --> 00:11:52,289 Who's right, who's wrong? 262 00:11:52,341 --> 00:11:54,134 These are important things to know 263 00:11:54,154 --> 00:11:56,480 if you are gonna win this fight. 264 00:11:56,634 --> 00:11:57,978 Why does she have to win? 265 00:11:57,998 --> 00:11:59,967 Jim, not now. 266 00:12:15,648 --> 00:12:18,251 You're alive. Impressive. 267 00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:21,836 I need you to connect some dots for me. 268 00:12:21,856 --> 00:12:23,270 Which dots? 269 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:26,706 The ones between tequila shots and ten minutes ago. 270 00:12:26,726 --> 00:12:29,745 - That's a lot of dots. - It was a lot of shots. 271 00:12:30,403 --> 00:12:32,229 What's the last thing you remember? 272 00:12:32,444 --> 00:12:35,125 Uh, you went over to the jukebox. 273 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,317 Ugh, that jukebox. 274 00:12:37,337 --> 00:12:39,386 A wasteland of classic rock. 275 00:12:39,406 --> 00:12:41,359 The Eagles. What an overrated band. 276 00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,110 Hey, hey. Focus. 277 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,008 Right. 278 00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:47,727 A wasteland of classic rock. 279 00:12:47,747 --> 00:12:50,480 The Eagles. What an overrated band. 280 00:12:51,012 --> 00:12:53,754 I'm just saying, we've got all night, pace yourself. 281 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,411 What? I don't have a job, I don't have to get up tomorrow. 282 00:12:56,431 --> 00:12:58,138 Uh, what'd you choose? 283 00:12:58,158 --> 00:12:59,639 To walk away. 284 00:12:59,659 --> 00:13:01,241 Do whatever you want. 285 00:13:01,261 --> 00:13:02,810 Oh, I'm glad I have your permission. 286 00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:04,810 Oh, pool table's open. Who wants to play? 287 00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:06,246 - I do. - Cool. 288 00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:08,165 Mandy, let's go play. 289 00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:11,918 Ah, I'm glad somebody wants to have fun. 290 00:13:13,774 --> 00:13:16,573 On behalf of my family, I apologize. 291 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,558 She's just blowing off steam. 292 00:13:18,578 --> 00:13:20,127 Oh, crap. 293 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,378 What? 294 00:13:21,685 --> 00:13:24,047 - I'm the jerk. - Hold on. 295 00:13:24,143 --> 00:13:26,550 She's been having a rough go of it. 296 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:29,088 I really just hope this cheers her up. 297 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,670 Well, that makes it worse. 298 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:32,359 It sure does. 299 00:13:41,183 --> 00:13:42,249 McAllister Auto. 300 00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:44,117 Oh, Ruben, good. It's Mandy. 301 00:13:44,137 --> 00:13:45,685 Georgie's not here, he's on a tow. 302 00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:46,920 Is he mad at me? 303 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:47,855 I'm mad at you. 304 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,823 You stabbed me with a pool cue. 305 00:13:49,843 --> 00:13:51,992 Please, I would never do that. 306 00:13:52,012 --> 00:13:54,077 I have a bruise on my left nipple. 307 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,902 Well, what about Georgie? 308 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,365 I don't know, he didn't seem happy when you were on the pay phone. 309 00:13:58,385 --> 00:13:59,967 Pay phone? Who would I have called? 310 00:13:59,987 --> 00:14:01,734 I have no idea, although I would recommend 311 00:14:01,754 --> 00:14:03,720 Alcoholics Anonymous. 312 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,757 Well, do you remember anything? 313 00:14:06,789 --> 00:14:10,101 We were playing pool. Well, I was playing pool. 314 00:14:12,499 --> 00:14:14,834 Come on, you wuss. Fight me. 315 00:14:15,568 --> 00:14:17,517 Mandy, please, somebody's gonna get hurt. 316 00:14:17,537 --> 00:14:18,718 Nobody's gonna get hurt. 317 00:14:18,738 --> 00:14:19,686 Boop. 318 00:14:19,706 --> 00:14:20,720 Ow. 319 00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:22,189 "Ow." 320 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:25,212 - Your shots. - Ooh. 321 00:14:29,049 --> 00:14:31,248 Hey. One of those was mine. 322 00:14:31,306 --> 00:14:33,408 And it was delicious. 323 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,402 Why are you being such a dick? 324 00:14:35,422 --> 00:14:36,686 No, I'm not. 325 00:14:36,811 --> 00:14:37,824 Mandy. 326 00:14:38,658 --> 00:14:40,244 Fine. 327 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,043 I stood up for what I believed in 328 00:14:43,063 --> 00:14:46,679 and I lost my job, and I was really good at that job. 329 00:14:46,699 --> 00:14:47,614 You were. 330 00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:49,236 Aww, thanks. 331 00:14:49,603 --> 00:14:51,596 You're good at your job, too. 332 00:14:51,616 --> 00:14:53,438 Probably. I don't really know. 333 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:57,668 God, I worked so hard to get my career back, 334 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,093 and people were starting to recognize me and I loved... 335 00:15:00,113 --> 00:15:01,761 This close! 336 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,281 Uh-huh. 337 00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:05,865 Well, what did I say? 338 00:15:05,885 --> 00:15:07,834 I don't know. You were mad, you were sad. 339 00:15:07,854 --> 00:15:10,553 There was a hot girl at the bar. What do you want from me? 340 00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:12,805 Well, then what happened? 341 00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,241 I bought her a drink. 342 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,376 Her name's Rebecca. She's a masseuse. 343 00:15:16,396 --> 00:15:18,678 What happened to me? 344 00:15:18,698 --> 00:15:20,213 Oh, uh... 345 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:22,049 then I saw you on the pay phone 346 00:15:22,069 --> 00:15:24,017 and Georgie being all mad. 347 00:15:25,438 --> 00:15:27,254 I think I know who I called. 348 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,909 Good for you. I'm gonna go ice my nipple. 349 00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:34,294 Hello? 350 00:15:34,314 --> 00:15:36,196 Hey, Scott, it's Mandy. 351 00:15:36,216 --> 00:15:38,531 It's nice to hear from you during the day. 352 00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:40,433 Ugh, so I did call you last night. 353 00:15:40,453 --> 00:15:41,568 You sure did. 354 00:15:41,588 --> 00:15:43,136 Did I wake you up? 355 00:15:43,156 --> 00:15:44,938 You sure did. 356 00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:46,406 Did I say anything embarrassing? 357 00:15:46,426 --> 00:15:48,094 You sure did. 358 00:15:48,761 --> 00:15:51,744 Please, please give me my job back. 359 00:15:51,764 --> 00:15:54,747 I would get down on my knees, but the floor here's so sticky 360 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,616 and I'm wearing a skirt and... 361 00:15:56,636 --> 00:15:59,536 - Who are you talking to? - Just give me a sec, this is important. 362 00:16:00,038 --> 00:16:03,423 Come on, we've known each other a long time. 363 00:16:03,443 --> 00:16:04,807 - I... - Is that Scott? 364 00:16:04,865 --> 00:16:07,060 It's a work call. 365 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,928 You're drunk-dialing your ex-boyfriend. 366 00:16:08,948 --> 00:16:12,128 No, I am drunk-dialing my ex-boss. 367 00:16:12,148 --> 00:16:13,200 Hang up the phone. 368 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,451 You hang up the phone. 369 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:15,785 Fine. 370 00:16:19,993 --> 00:16:22,392 Yeah, I was a little drunk. 371 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,344 It's okay. 372 00:16:24,364 --> 00:16:26,913 I hope Georgie knows there was nothing inappropriate, 373 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:29,316 except for you calling me at home and waking me up 374 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,568 and telling me what you were wearing. 375 00:16:31,638 --> 00:16:33,602 I'm sorry. 376 00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:37,510 So, um, I'm a little fuzzy on the details. 377 00:16:38,078 --> 00:16:39,692 Did I get my job back? 378 00:16:39,712 --> 00:16:40,743 You did not. 379 00:16:40,796 --> 00:16:42,382 Yeah. 380 00:16:47,698 --> 00:16:48,685 Hey. 381 00:16:48,817 --> 00:16:50,245 Hi. 382 00:16:54,894 --> 00:16:56,709 I wanted to apologize. 383 00:16:56,729 --> 00:16:59,443 - I'm kind of busy. - Look, I know last night got out of hand, 384 00:16:59,463 --> 00:17:01,514 and I'm really sorry that I called Scott, 385 00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:04,451 but I promise, it was just to get my job back. 386 00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:06,135 You told me that last night. 387 00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:07,540 Oh. 388 00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:10,273 So, I already apologized? 389 00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:11,770 Yeah. 390 00:17:12,737 --> 00:17:14,475 Well, then, why are you still mad at me? 391 00:17:14,495 --> 00:17:16,196 I'm not mad about the phone call, 392 00:17:16,216 --> 00:17:19,018 I'm mad about what happened on the drive home. 393 00:17:20,787 --> 00:17:22,118 Did I puke in your truck? 394 00:17:22,216 --> 00:17:24,754 In it, on it, around it. 395 00:17:25,024 --> 00:17:26,673 Oh, I'm sorry. 396 00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:27,973 Are you sorry for anything else? 397 00:17:27,993 --> 00:17:29,829 I am. 398 00:17:31,531 --> 00:17:33,032 Can you give me a hint? 399 00:17:38,538 --> 00:17:40,773 Okay, I'm good. We can go. 400 00:17:41,474 --> 00:17:43,356 I can't wait to get this night over with. 401 00:17:44,183 --> 00:17:46,332 I was just trying to celebrate your birthday. 402 00:17:46,352 --> 00:17:49,162 Tonight wasn't about my birthday, it was about you. 403 00:17:49,182 --> 00:17:53,864 Well, sorry, not all of us have our lives figured out at 21. 404 00:17:53,884 --> 00:17:55,602 So, now you're mad at my age? 405 00:17:55,622 --> 00:18:00,073 Yes. It's a constant reminder of what a failure I am— ooh. 406 00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:06,763 False alarm. Where were we? 407 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:10,002 So you blew up your career. Start over. 408 00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:12,919 This was the start-over. I am 32. 409 00:18:12,939 --> 00:18:14,854 I don't get more start-overs. 410 00:18:14,874 --> 00:18:16,389 Age don't matter. 411 00:18:17,777 --> 00:18:20,760 That is a dumb thing only a 21-year-old would say. 412 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:22,362 So, now I'm young and dumb? 413 00:18:22,382 --> 00:18:24,897 Yes, and that makes me old and... 414 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,099 Oh, God. 415 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:27,667 All over you? 416 00:18:27,687 --> 00:18:30,170 Like a vomit fire hose. 417 00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,804 God, I'm really sorry. 418 00:18:31,824 --> 00:18:33,660 Oh, forget it. 419 00:18:36,396 --> 00:18:39,279 It's just that everything seems to come so easy to you. 420 00:18:39,299 --> 00:18:42,001 It ain't easy. I work my ass off. 421 00:18:42,769 --> 00:18:45,672 Yeah, and you deserve all your success. 422 00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:47,620 You do, too. 423 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,723 And so what, you didn't have it at 21? 424 00:18:50,743 --> 00:18:52,159 If you had it, we would've never met 425 00:18:52,179 --> 00:18:54,747 and there'd be no CeeCee. 426 00:18:55,348 --> 00:18:56,649 You're right. 427 00:18:57,317 --> 00:18:58,972 Oh, here's your money clip. 428 00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:02,115 Next time you're mad at me, don't flush it down the toilet. 429 00:19:02,135 --> 00:19:05,108 I-I didn't flush it down the toilet. 430 00:19:05,128 --> 00:19:06,573 So, it was me? 431 00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:09,669 Boy, I do not come off good in any of these stories. 432 00:19:25,878 --> 00:19:27,313 Bye-bye.