1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:04,358 Previously on Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:04,378 --> 00:00:06,051 What'd Missy do now? 3 00:00:06,075 --> 00:00:07,709 I came home from church early 4 00:00:07,729 --> 00:00:10,102 and found your sister in her bedroom 5 00:00:10,122 --> 00:00:11,278 with a boy. 6 00:00:11,298 --> 00:00:12,279 Were they doing it? 7 00:00:12,299 --> 00:00:13,715 They were trying. 8 00:00:13,735 --> 00:00:14,678 What's that mean? 9 00:00:14,698 --> 00:00:17,084 There were pants on the floor, that is all I'm saying. 10 00:00:17,304 --> 00:00:19,422 - So, what'd you do? - What do you think I did? 11 00:00:19,442 --> 00:00:22,133 I took off my shoe and I hit him with it. 12 00:00:29,375 --> 00:00:31,776 Hey, it's your mom. She sounds mad. 13 00:00:31,796 --> 00:00:33,631 Probably Missy. 14 00:00:33,651 --> 00:00:34,623 Hello. 15 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:37,086 I am so upset with your sister. 16 00:00:37,185 --> 00:00:38,874 - Missy. - Mm. 17 00:00:39,326 --> 00:00:40,524 What'd she do now? 18 00:00:40,544 --> 00:00:43,442 - I found condoms in her room. - What? 19 00:00:43,462 --> 00:00:45,974 It is worse. The box isn't full. 20 00:00:45,994 --> 00:00:48,028 - What's happening? - Well, did you talk to her? 21 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,279 She is at school. 22 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,831 - Who's the boy? - What boy? 23 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,231 My mom found condoms in Missy's room. 24 00:00:53,905 --> 00:00:55,047 Yikes. 25 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:57,367 I don't know who he is. 26 00:00:57,387 --> 00:00:59,317 - Well, what are you gonna do? - Ground her, 27 00:00:59,337 --> 00:01:01,670 kill her, I haven't decided. 28 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,492 How about this? You ground her, I'll kill him. 29 00:01:04,612 --> 00:01:05,801 Deal. 30 00:01:06,353 --> 00:01:07,490 - Give me. - Why? 31 00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:08,683 I think I can help. 32 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:14,135 Hey, Mary. Uh, if you're okay with it, I can talk to her. 33 00:01:14,155 --> 00:01:16,040 - Why? - Well, she trusts me. 34 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:18,961 - Maybe I can find out what's going on. - I know what's going on. 35 00:01:19,081 --> 00:01:22,027 There's a three-pack of condoms and only two left. 36 00:01:22,836 --> 00:01:25,177 Well, that could mean a lot of things. 37 00:01:25,265 --> 00:01:26,359 Like? 38 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:27,601 Like... 39 00:01:28,274 --> 00:01:30,182 Let me talk to her and get back to you. 40 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,428 Okay. Thanks. 41 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:36,989 I cannot believe this. 42 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:38,948 Well, at least she was being careful. 43 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:40,718 Careful is keeping your pants on. 44 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:42,915 She's a teenager. 45 00:01:42,935 --> 00:01:44,562 It's gonna happen sooner or later. 46 00:01:44,582 --> 00:01:46,691 Later. I love later. 47 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,654 A-And when you talk to her, get the name of this guy. 48 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:52,653 And where he lives. And if he's bigger than me. 49 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,961 Okay, one step at a time. 50 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,967 Where did she even get condoms? 51 00:01:57,987 --> 00:01:59,882 Drugstore, I guess. 52 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:03,490 Really? I never had the courage to buy them at a drugstore. 53 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:06,406 Which is why I had to buy a pregnancy test. 54 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:09,370 Why was she snooping in my room? 55 00:02:09,499 --> 00:02:12,499 More importantly, you cannot tell her I gave them to you. 56 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,577 She's gonna kill me. 57 00:02:42,964 --> 00:02:44,187 Probably. 58 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:45,710 What do I do? 59 00:02:45,891 --> 00:02:48,235 Well, she doesn't know you did anything. 60 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,528 She knows there's a condom missing. 61 00:02:50,548 --> 00:02:54,628 Right, so I guess that means you... 62 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:55,595 Yeah. 63 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:59,067 So, how'd it go? 64 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,291 Over so fast I'm not sure it counted. 65 00:03:02,003 --> 00:03:03,912 Yeah. Get used to that. 66 00:03:05,872 --> 00:03:07,194 I'm dead. 67 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,256 Well, I think we have two options here: 68 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:12,202 we come clean and we hope she understands or... 69 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,956 We lie our asses off. 70 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:15,988 That one. Asses. 71 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,265 Okay, I'll tell your mom 72 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,484 that you stole them from the drugstore. 73 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,486 - Why? - Well, shoplifting, 74 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:25,433 it's a distraction, like pleading guilty to a lesser offense. 75 00:03:25,453 --> 00:03:27,622 - Smart. - Mm-hmm, and you were curious 76 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:29,928 how they worked, so you took one out 77 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,843 and you put it on a banana. 78 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:33,223 A banana? 79 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:35,125 A cucumber, a carrot, it doesn't matter. 80 00:03:35,145 --> 00:03:37,693 What matters is you weren't having sex. 81 00:03:37,713 --> 00:03:38,850 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 82 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,156 Thank you. 83 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:41,984 I got your back. 84 00:03:42,582 --> 00:03:44,726 Someday I hope I can do this kind of thing for CeeCee. 85 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,619 What is wrong with you? No! 86 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:57,653 If you don't need anything else, I'm-a head out. 87 00:03:57,673 --> 00:03:58,870 Already? 88 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,340 I work part-time for free. I leave when I want. 89 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:04,306 Hey, can I ask you a personal question? 90 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:05,564 Sure. 91 00:04:05,584 --> 00:04:08,880 When Mandy was a teenager, how did you keep boys away from her? 92 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:10,665 Your daughter craps in a diaper. 93 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:12,985 That ought to take care of the boys for a while. 94 00:04:13,491 --> 00:04:15,396 No, it's my sister. 95 00:04:15,416 --> 00:04:17,846 With my dad gone, she's my responsibility. 96 00:04:17,998 --> 00:04:19,787 Yeah, I get that. 97 00:04:20,749 --> 00:04:23,373 Well, when the fellas used to come around to see Mandy, 98 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:27,198 I'd shake their hands so hard I could see tears in their eyes. 99 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:30,615 I think I missed my window to scare the boy off. 100 00:04:30,635 --> 00:04:33,818 Oh, well, in that case, I find living in denial 101 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:36,083 to be an excellent coping strategy. 102 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,394 - So, stick my head in the sand? - Oh, yeah. Deep as you can go. 103 00:04:40,395 --> 00:04:42,769 - I-I don't think I can do that. - You sure? 104 00:04:42,789 --> 00:04:45,247 It got me through finding out that my daughter got knocked up 105 00:04:45,267 --> 00:04:47,183 by some dumb-ass 17-year-old. 106 00:04:48,068 --> 00:04:49,656 But now you love me, right? 107 00:04:50,786 --> 00:04:53,086 Shake my hand, let me show you how much. 108 00:04:56,265 --> 00:04:58,756 You know I don't like gossip, but there's a nasty rumor 109 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:01,106 going around about one of our younger parishioners. 110 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,499 Oh. Really? 111 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,916 Um, anyone I know? 112 00:05:04,936 --> 00:05:06,329 Actually, yes. 113 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:07,935 Mark Delfino. 114 00:05:08,259 --> 00:05:11,913 Word on the street is, he's selling marijuana cigarettes. 115 00:05:12,282 --> 00:05:14,882 Everybody knows that. He's a terrible child. 116 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,731 Oh, you're here. 117 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,341 Hey. 118 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:20,515 Hey, Mandy. What brings you by? 119 00:05:20,535 --> 00:05:22,956 She doesn't need a reason to visit her mother-in-law. 120 00:05:22,976 --> 00:05:24,260 That's nice. 121 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,653 How's little CeeCee doing? 122 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,437 I bet she's gabbing up a storm. 123 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:29,352 Oh, yeah, she is a real chatterbox. 124 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:30,507 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 125 00:05:31,951 --> 00:05:34,792 - What have you got? - Okay, it's not as bad as you think. 126 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:35,967 There was no sex. 127 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:37,965 Oh, thank the Lord. 128 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,402 Wait. 129 00:05:40,869 --> 00:05:43,671 Why, then, was there a condom missing? 130 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:45,691 Oh, well... 131 00:05:46,282 --> 00:05:48,806 You're gonna laugh. Um, she was curious, 132 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:52,572 so she took one out and she put it on a banana. 133 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:55,330 That's what she told you? 134 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:57,294 Yeah. 135 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,513 And you believed it? 136 00:05:59,805 --> 00:06:00,862 You don't? 137 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:04,514 No. That is the stupidest story I've ever heard. 138 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:06,997 No, it's a good story. It's very plausible. 139 00:06:07,999 --> 00:06:11,194 Oh, and she stole them from the drugstore. 140 00:06:11,669 --> 00:06:13,041 Well, that part I buy. 141 00:06:14,612 --> 00:06:16,002 What are you gonna do? 142 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:20,447 I am gonna put the fear of God into that girl 143 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:21,844 is what I'm gonna do. 144 00:06:21,864 --> 00:06:24,078 Well, what exactly does that entail? 145 00:06:24,098 --> 00:06:26,366 Well, for starters, I'm gonna ground her, 146 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,024 - take her door off her bedroom. - That should do it. 147 00:06:29,044 --> 00:06:33,007 Then I'm gonna sit her in front of the TV and make her watch videos of childbirth. 148 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:36,420 Try and find some big-headed babies. 149 00:06:38,328 --> 00:06:40,205 Wow. You've really thought about this. 150 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:42,956 Every day for 16 years. 151 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,954 Oh, CeeCee's getting cuter by the day. 152 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:53,258 You know, when she was born, she was bald and chunky like Jim, 153 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:55,029 but now she's all me. 154 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,833 Hey, Mom, need the phone. 155 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:01,004 Oh, in a minute. I'm talking to your Aunt Louise. 156 00:07:01,024 --> 00:07:04,012 - Okay, but this is important. - Well, so is this. 157 00:07:04,178 --> 00:07:05,405 It's Amanda. 158 00:07:05,803 --> 00:07:07,585 Aunt Louise says hi. 159 00:07:07,605 --> 00:07:09,757 Oh, let me talk to her. 160 00:07:09,921 --> 00:07:11,393 Hi, Aunt Louise. Bye, Aunt Louise. 161 00:07:11,443 --> 00:07:13,396 - Amanda. - Yes, I know, I'm terrible. 162 00:07:13,416 --> 00:07:14,306 I'll be right back. 163 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:18,735 - Hello. - Hey. 164 00:07:18,755 --> 00:07:21,834 She didn't believe the banana story, which is crazy, 'cause it's so good. 165 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,902 Melissa Cooper, where are you? 166 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,730 - I got to go. - Oh, but she did believe 167 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,310 you stole it, so run with that. 168 00:07:33,514 --> 00:07:35,130 What was that all about? 169 00:07:35,529 --> 00:07:36,914 Oh, I'd rather not say. 170 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,433 Amanda. 171 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,788 Missy got caught shoplifting. 172 00:07:41,186 --> 00:07:42,699 I believe it. 173 00:07:44,146 --> 00:07:45,270 Who is the boy? 174 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:46,458 There is no boy. 175 00:07:46,478 --> 00:07:48,509 - Was that him on the phone? - No. 176 00:07:48,529 --> 00:07:51,363 You had better start explaining yourself. 177 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:53,670 Why? You're just gonna tell me I'm going to hell. 178 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:56,325 Well, sex before marriage is a sin. 179 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:57,457 You did it. 180 00:07:57,677 --> 00:08:01,343 And God punished me with a disrespectful daughter. 181 00:08:01,678 --> 00:08:03,067 I'm not talking about this. 182 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:04,430 But you'll talk to Mandy? 183 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:07,275 Yes. She listens and doesn't lecture me. 184 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,341 Did she know about this? 185 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,962 Pass the salt. 186 00:08:17,361 --> 00:08:18,430 Hello? 187 00:08:18,688 --> 00:08:20,044 - Huh? - Salt. 188 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:22,012 Oh. Sorry. 189 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:24,974 You okay? 190 00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:26,994 Yeah. Fine. 191 00:08:27,668 --> 00:08:30,603 Here's some good news: I may buy a trombone. 192 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:32,840 How is that good news? 193 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,624 I don't own one and now I might. 194 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:36,224 Anyone else lost? 195 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:39,930 I'll get it. 196 00:08:41,514 --> 00:08:42,563 Hello? 197 00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:44,286 She's headed your way and she's pissed. 198 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,455 Hang on. 199 00:08:47,283 --> 00:08:48,623 What did you tell her? 200 00:08:49,012 --> 00:08:50,285 I'll get it. 201 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:52,908 Hey. We're eating dinner. Don't be rude. 202 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:55,902 You're on the phone. 203 00:08:57,406 --> 00:09:00,390 I thought my trombone news would've made a bigger splash. 204 00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:04,929 Where is your lying wife? 205 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,596 Can you come back later? We're having dinner. 206 00:09:14,045 --> 00:09:15,629 Mary, I know you're mad... 207 00:09:15,649 --> 00:09:19,890 Oh, I am way past mad. I am ticked. 208 00:09:21,483 --> 00:09:22,786 About what? 209 00:09:23,323 --> 00:09:26,657 You don't know about this one giving your sister condoms? 210 00:09:26,677 --> 00:09:28,136 What? 211 00:09:28,156 --> 00:09:30,089 How could you do that? She's just a kid. 212 00:09:30,109 --> 00:09:31,575 Should we give them some privacy? 213 00:09:31,595 --> 00:09:33,242 - Shut up. - No. 214 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:35,737 What were you thinking? 215 00:09:35,757 --> 00:09:36,664 She was thinking 216 00:09:36,684 --> 00:09:39,251 that it was her place to make decisions about my daughter. 217 00:09:39,271 --> 00:09:41,106 Hey, she came to me. 218 00:09:41,126 --> 00:09:42,716 Uh, then you lied about it? 219 00:09:42,736 --> 00:09:45,023 Only because I didn't want to get her in trouble. 220 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,707 Or get me in trouble. 221 00:09:47,402 --> 00:09:50,245 You stay away from Missy. 222 00:09:53,531 --> 00:09:54,467 Wow. 223 00:09:55,123 --> 00:09:56,382 I've never seen her so upset. 224 00:09:56,402 --> 00:09:58,423 She ain't the only one. 225 00:10:00,537 --> 00:10:03,066 - Whoa. - I'm with Mary on this. 226 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:04,808 Whoa. 227 00:10:12,419 --> 00:10:13,814 Are you avoiding me? 228 00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:14,748 I'm trying. 229 00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:18,311 Okay, listen. Missy was talking to me about this guy she's seeing, 230 00:10:18,331 --> 00:10:21,712 it was starting to get serious, so I wanted to make sure she was safe. 231 00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:23,633 Did you try telling her not to do it? 232 00:10:24,106 --> 00:10:26,281 If anybody had told you that, would it have worked? 233 00:10:26,301 --> 00:10:28,234 That's different. I'm a guy. 234 00:10:28,254 --> 00:10:31,373 So it was okay for you to have sex in high school 235 00:10:31,393 --> 00:10:33,459 but not the girls you were with? 236 00:10:33,479 --> 00:10:34,786 Yes. 237 00:10:35,415 --> 00:10:39,269 And I, for one, was disappointed in their lack of self-control. 238 00:10:40,646 --> 00:10:42,680 I'm sure they were disappointed, too. 239 00:10:43,327 --> 00:10:46,380 This ain't about me. This is about you keeping secrets. 240 00:10:46,918 --> 00:10:49,261 You honestly want to know about your sister's sex life? 241 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:52,266 No, but I need to. She's my responsibility. 242 00:10:52,286 --> 00:10:54,138 Fine. 243 00:10:54,678 --> 00:10:57,322 She's been seeing this guy for a while, she really likes him, 244 00:10:57,342 --> 00:10:59,897 they've been fooling around, mostly over-the-clothes stuff, 245 00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:01,921 - but you know... - You're right, don't want to hear it. 246 00:11:02,296 --> 00:11:04,402 Which is why I was handling it. 247 00:11:04,426 --> 00:11:06,299 She's my responsibility, too. 248 00:11:06,319 --> 00:11:08,568 Well, my mom don't see it that way. 249 00:11:08,588 --> 00:11:10,587 Well, then you need to make her understand. 250 00:11:10,607 --> 00:11:13,083 I ain't taking your side in this. 251 00:11:13,103 --> 00:11:15,424 You have no choice. I'm your wife. 252 00:11:15,444 --> 00:11:17,654 So I don't get to decide the side I'm on? 253 00:11:17,674 --> 00:11:20,325 No, the side was decided, and the side is mine. 254 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,888 What about the boy? Can I at least kick his ass? 255 00:11:23,908 --> 00:11:25,874 Should my brother have kicked your ass? 256 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,904 Connor? Please. 257 00:11:29,693 --> 00:11:33,120 Like I had time to beat up every guy Mandy had sex with. 258 00:11:36,894 --> 00:11:40,438 So, just because I'm married, I'm supposed to tell my mom she's wrong? 259 00:11:40,462 --> 00:11:42,179 You can't go against your mom. 260 00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:43,445 Well, what about my wife? 261 00:11:43,465 --> 00:11:44,907 Dude, you only get one mom. 262 00:11:44,927 --> 00:11:46,927 You can have tons of wives. 263 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:48,808 Seriously? 264 00:11:48,828 --> 00:11:50,601 Fine. Two, three, tops. 265 00:11:50,621 --> 00:11:52,511 Maybe four. You started young. 266 00:11:53,822 --> 00:11:56,696 Since you have none wives, maybe pipe down. 267 00:11:57,796 --> 00:11:59,588 Well, what would you do? 268 00:11:59,608 --> 00:12:01,242 Rule of thumb, 269 00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:03,113 if you have to pick between two women, 270 00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:05,183 always pick the one you sleep with. 271 00:12:05,203 --> 00:12:07,818 Aw, you can only sleep with one woman? 272 00:12:07,838 --> 00:12:09,332 I sleep with several. 273 00:12:10,527 --> 00:12:12,027 - No, you don't. - I could. 274 00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:16,432 So you always side with Mrs. McAllister over your mom? 275 00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:17,741 Exactly. 276 00:12:17,761 --> 00:12:20,053 You know, I've never met your mom. 277 00:12:20,608 --> 00:12:21,999 Exactly. 278 00:12:22,461 --> 00:12:24,255 Well, I'm not cutting out my mother. 279 00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:26,250 I want her and Mandy to get along. 280 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:28,786 I really could. 281 00:12:31,949 --> 00:12:33,191 I have tried so hard 282 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,107 to raise Missy with good Christian values. 283 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,804 Not your fault. Kids these days 284 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:40,128 are faced with all sorts of temptation. 285 00:12:40,148 --> 00:12:41,547 Tell me about it. 286 00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:43,505 Just the other day, I saw a music video 287 00:12:43,525 --> 00:12:45,886 about a man who liked big butts. 288 00:12:46,437 --> 00:12:47,466 Oh, Lord. 289 00:12:47,811 --> 00:12:49,481 He was honest about it. 290 00:12:50,668 --> 00:12:52,302 But it's still very troubling. 291 00:12:52,402 --> 00:12:54,560 And Mandy's not helping, making Missy think 292 00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:57,041 that this kind of behavior's acceptable. 293 00:12:57,467 --> 00:12:59,909 Well, we'll continue to pray on this. 294 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,090 Thank you for listening. 295 00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:06,511 God didn't give me these just for holding up sunglasses. 296 00:13:12,511 --> 00:13:14,750 - Hey, Georgie. - Shh. 297 00:13:14,774 --> 00:13:16,260 I don't want my mom to know I'm here. 298 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,319 - What's going on? - Oh, she's mad at Mandy, 299 00:13:18,343 --> 00:13:19,541 I'm caught in the middle, 300 00:13:19,561 --> 00:13:21,543 and I'm hoping you can smooth things out. 301 00:13:21,563 --> 00:13:24,285 - Won't that put me in the middle? - Yep. So what's the plan? 302 00:13:24,712 --> 00:13:27,027 Well, your mother's unhappy 303 00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:28,942 that Mandy overstepped her bounds. 304 00:13:28,962 --> 00:13:31,384 I didn't ask for a recap, I asked for a plan. 305 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:35,060 I suppose I could sit down with all parties 306 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,097 and open up a line of communication? 307 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,770 Great. Let me know how it goes. 308 00:13:39,407 --> 00:13:41,172 You're one of the parties. 309 00:13:41,192 --> 00:13:42,952 Oh, come on. 310 00:13:42,976 --> 00:13:45,389 Does anyone really think I'll be helpful here? 311 00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:48,919 You're not putting me in a room with three angry women, Georgie. 312 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:50,059 You're coming. 313 00:13:57,164 --> 00:14:01,322 First of all, I just want to thank everyone for being here. 314 00:14:01,419 --> 00:14:03,803 In a family, nothing is more important 315 00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:05,429 than honest and open communica... 316 00:14:05,449 --> 00:14:07,593 Oh, just start. 317 00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:10,194 I'll start. I don't want to be here. 318 00:14:10,214 --> 00:14:13,446 Well, you should've thought about that before you took your clothes off. 319 00:14:13,466 --> 00:14:15,138 Please let me leave. 320 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,303 Suck it up. 321 00:14:17,968 --> 00:14:21,578 You are so lucky your father's not alive, because this would've killed him. 322 00:14:21,798 --> 00:14:23,939 And you wonder why she doesn't want to talk to you. 323 00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:26,086 - Mandy. - What? She's making it worse. 324 00:14:26,106 --> 00:14:29,437 - No, you're making it worse. - Uh, Georgie, let's keep it civil. 325 00:14:29,457 --> 00:14:31,588 You're right. I should take a walk around the block and... 326 00:14:31,608 --> 00:14:32,436 Sit. 327 00:14:34,027 --> 00:14:37,145 The reason we're here is not to rehash the past. 328 00:14:37,165 --> 00:14:38,320 What's been done is done. 329 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:41,972 It's for y'all to find a way forward as a loving Christian family. 330 00:14:41,992 --> 00:14:44,931 This isn't fair. Georgie had sex in high school, no one went crazy. 331 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,672 - Hey. - I was not happy about that, 332 00:14:46,692 --> 00:14:48,729 but at least he married her. 333 00:14:48,749 --> 00:14:50,241 I wasn't talking about Mandy. 334 00:14:50,494 --> 00:14:51,660 Hey. 335 00:14:51,915 --> 00:14:54,344 How did I go so wrong with my children? 336 00:14:54,364 --> 00:14:57,582 Oh, well, if it makes you feel any better, Sheldon will probably die a virgin. 337 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,338 That is not true. 338 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,644 When the time is right, he will find a wife 339 00:15:02,664 --> 00:15:04,472 and have a beautiful family. 340 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,601 Oh, come on, Mom. 341 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,955 Just leave Shelly out of this. 342 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:11,784 And you stay away from Missy. 343 00:15:11,804 --> 00:15:13,498 It's not her fault. I asked her for help. 344 00:15:13,518 --> 00:15:15,787 Yeah, because she couldn't come to you. 345 00:15:15,807 --> 00:15:18,748 Why? Because I have values that you think are a joke? 346 00:15:18,895 --> 00:15:21,495 I don't think they're a joke, I think they're unrealistic. 347 00:15:21,515 --> 00:15:22,926 Teenagers have sex. 348 00:15:22,946 --> 00:15:26,203 Excuse me. Most save themselves for marriage. 349 00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:28,101 - Most? - Many. 350 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,850 How many? 351 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:32,440 The point is, abstinence is cool. 352 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,503 Missy, I hope you understand, 353 00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:37,505 your mother is just trying to keep you safe. 354 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,159 So was I. 355 00:15:39,179 --> 00:15:40,657 I'm talking about her soul. 356 00:15:40,677 --> 00:15:42,641 And I'm talking about her not getting pregnant. 357 00:15:42,661 --> 00:15:44,817 There is only one sure way to not get pregnant. 358 00:15:44,837 --> 00:15:46,732 Being Sheldon's future wife? 359 00:15:46,752 --> 00:15:48,251 That's enough out of you. 360 00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:50,136 Really? You're on Mom's side? 361 00:15:50,156 --> 00:15:51,476 No, I'm... 362 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,256 I'm on Mandy's side. 363 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,638 Is that so? 364 00:15:54,658 --> 00:15:55,693 Seriously? 365 00:15:55,717 --> 00:16:00,137 So, you're okay with your wife giving your sister prophylactics? 366 00:16:00,157 --> 00:16:01,221 Yes. 367 00:16:01,323 --> 00:16:04,245 Just to be clear, that's what old people call condoms, right? 368 00:16:04,526 --> 00:16:05,577 Right. 369 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,100 Then, yeah, I guess I am. 370 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,188 Georgie. 371 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:11,191 Hey, I don't like the idea of her doing stuff with boys either. 372 00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:13,398 It's not "boys," it's just "boy." 373 00:16:13,418 --> 00:16:15,038 - What's his name? - Nice try. 374 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,981 See? She can't talk to me 'cause I just want to kick this kid's ass, 375 00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:19,996 she can't talk to you 'cause you're just gonna pray at her, 376 00:16:20,016 --> 00:16:21,723 so it's good she's got Mandy. 377 00:16:21,743 --> 00:16:24,027 She can always talk to me. 378 00:16:24,047 --> 00:16:25,854 I'm being serious right now. 379 00:16:26,836 --> 00:16:28,945 So, if you're gonna be mad at Mandy, then be mad at me, too, 380 00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:30,254 'cause we're a team. 381 00:16:30,274 --> 00:16:31,416 Done. 382 00:16:31,536 --> 00:16:32,536 Can I leave now? 383 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,450 This meeting? Yes. 384 00:16:34,974 --> 00:16:38,158 Your room? Not for the next 20 years! 385 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,937 I know we may not have solved everything, 386 00:16:44,957 --> 00:16:47,258 but I think we made some progress. 387 00:16:47,278 --> 00:16:48,932 "Abstinence is cool"? 388 00:16:48,952 --> 00:16:50,652 If you'd ever tried it, you'd know. 389 00:16:51,382 --> 00:16:52,154 Whoa. 390 00:16:52,174 --> 00:16:54,800 Mary, that was uncalled for. 391 00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:57,268 But we were all thinking it. 392 00:17:09,313 --> 00:17:10,986 You can't do that here. 393 00:17:11,127 --> 00:17:12,818 I-It's okay, Officer, we're married. 394 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,498 Then go home. 395 00:17:14,518 --> 00:17:15,983 Sorry, um... 396 00:17:16,581 --> 00:17:18,998 He took my side over his mother's tonight, and... 397 00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:20,768 I couldn't keep my hands off him. 398 00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:22,567 You took her side? 399 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,743 Yes, ma'am. 400 00:17:25,623 --> 00:17:27,133 Then knock yourselves out. 401 00:17:44,204 --> 00:17:47,330 In his defense, he did warn us.