1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:04,185 Previously on Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:06,154 And it's gonna be a beautiful day for it. 3 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:08,356 I've predicted sunny skies all through Monday. 4 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:10,491 Guess we've got Him to thank for that. 5 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:11,825 Or Her. 6 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,861 Oh, I-I meant God. 7 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:14,995 No, I know, so did I. 8 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,097 So God's a woman? 9 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,665 Come on, it's not that big a deal. 10 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,633 It is a huge deal. 11 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,918 Maybe we should pull you off the schedule for a while, 12 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:23,604 - let everybody cool down. - No, no, no, 13 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:24,805 don't take me off the air. 14 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:27,275 I can fix this. I'll just apologize. 15 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,509 Okay, you know what? 16 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,710 I can't do this. 17 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,762 If that's what it takes for me to keep this job, then 18 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:34,735 I quit. 19 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:40,154 Hey, y'all, it's Fred Fagenbacher 20 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:44,024 from Fagenbacher Auto, where we believe in three things: 21 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:47,595 God, Texas and quality tires. 22 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:51,199 We've been keeping your family on the road safe and in our prayers 23 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,367 for over 30 years, and with our fleet 24 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,868 of tow trucks, if you break down, 25 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,705 we can pick you up 24/7. 26 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:00,908 We got the best deals on brakes, tires and alignments. 27 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:03,677 So come on down to Fagenbacher Auto, 28 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:06,980 where the only thing we put above our customers is 29 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,049 the Lord Himself. 30 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,721 "Himself"? Really? 31 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,723 We don't know that's a shot at you. 32 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,392 I do, but draw your own conclusions. 33 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,394 Forget Fagenbacher, he's a jerk. 34 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,330 You haven't been on TV in weeks. 35 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,748 I'm sure people probably don't even remember you. 36 00:01:25,276 --> 00:01:27,708 I know you mean well, but shut up. 37 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,804 That ain't true, a lot of people are still talking about what you said. 38 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,407 Yeah, just the other day, our mailman brought it up. 39 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:34,828 What'd he say? 40 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,197 Uh, you know, it's not important. 41 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,733 What did he say? 42 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,636 He wanted to know if you were... 43 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,686 still in league with Satan. 44 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,189 I'm going to bed. 45 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,343 Give my best to the devil. 46 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,023 Saw your commercial, Fred. 47 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:24,325 Ooh, did you like it? 48 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:26,059 Yeah, it was expensive, 49 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,661 but business has been good. 50 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,483 Praise God. 51 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,865 Oh, give it a rest. 52 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,301 Ooh, cranky. 53 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,703 Has your lady God been holding out on you? 54 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,805 Ain't that just like a woman? 55 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:40,040 Stop running that ad and leave Mandy alone. 56 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,843 Oh, it ain't my fault your wife put her foot in her mouth. 57 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,278 But you know, it's funny, 58 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,046 back in high school, her mom used to 59 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,782 put her foot in my mouth. 60 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,318 - Dude! - What'd he say? 61 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,019 Tell him. 62 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:54,608 You are not a nice man. 63 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,344 Way to let him have it. 64 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,860 Don't worry, business will bounce back. 65 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:00,928 Course it will. 66 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,363 You must've had 67 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,384 some lean times, what did you do? 68 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,020 Sold the store to you. 69 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,175 Hey. You're home early. 70 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,278 There wasn't much to do. 71 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,146 Really? Georgie said y'all been busy. 72 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:20,992 Yeah, Georgie lied. 73 00:03:21,654 --> 00:03:22,650 Why? 74 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,552 Well, he didn't want you to feel bad. 75 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,525 About what? 76 00:03:25,545 --> 00:03:28,155 About saying that God's a woman and ruining their business. 77 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,918 But again, don't feel bad. 78 00:03:30,519 --> 00:03:32,059 Hang on. That's crazy. 79 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:34,562 People aren't buying tires because of what I said? 80 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,617 When you were a teenager, how many girls 81 00:03:36,637 --> 00:03:39,333 did you stop talking to 'cause of something they said? 82 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,068 It wasn't always what they said. 83 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,770 Sometimes it was what they wore. 84 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:45,639 You just need to know your husband's a good guy. 85 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,008 Well, if you love him so much, why don't you marry him? 86 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,763 He didn't get me pregnant. 87 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,937 I'm online. 88 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,054 What you doing? 89 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,410 I'm on a message board where people buy and sell used instruments. 90 00:04:04,768 --> 00:04:07,247 People buy stuff on the computer? 91 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,930 Why would anybody want to do that? 92 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,532 It's amazing. 93 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,934 I found someone in Houston selling an old synthesizer. 94 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,303 You're gonna drive all that way 95 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,938 and give money to a stranger you met on the computer? 96 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,106 It's perfectly safe, Mom. 97 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,508 I don't know. 98 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,410 I saw a story like this on Dateline, 99 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:25,779 where the only thing that got sold was the fella's kidney. 100 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,180 I'll be fine. 101 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,749 What do you know about this person? 102 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,083 Do you even know their name? 103 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,385 Course I do. 104 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,741 Cobra3837. 105 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,256 You are not going alone. Jim! 106 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,945 You're overreacting. 107 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,928 - What's up? - You're going with Connor 108 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,863 to meet his computer friend, Cobra, 109 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,619 and make sure they don't steal his kidney. 110 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,673 Need you to sign these. 111 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:53,824 Okey dokey. 112 00:04:54,014 --> 00:04:55,026 Hey, Mare, 113 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:57,978 have you heard anyone badmouthing me around town? 114 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,381 Of course not. People love you. 115 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:01,982 I thought so, too. 116 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,752 But today at the coffee shop, this young woman scolded me 117 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,887 for the way I treated Mandy on TV. 118 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,055 Really? 119 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:11,425 Yes, she said I was condescending and sexist. 120 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,126 Me. I love women. 121 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,816 My mother is my best friend. 122 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,699 I used to like when Sheldon said that about me. 123 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,487 Now I'm not so sure. 124 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:22,619 Now, this isn't the first time. 125 00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:25,238 There's been others. A lot of others. 126 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:28,976 Well, the people who know you know it's not true. 127 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,278 My wife is one of the others. 128 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,733 Oh. 129 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,048 You know, if you 130 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,240 want to show everyone how much you support women, 131 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:43,023 why don't you let me do the sermon this Sunday? 132 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:46,346 I know you're trying to lighten the mood, but this is not the time. 133 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,263 What do you think I should do? 134 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:54,334 Well, maybe you should reach out to Mandy. 135 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,203 Say you're sorry. 136 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,538 Invite her to church. 137 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,573 Once people see that you two are okay, 138 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,108 this'll all blow over. 139 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:04,678 Say I'm sorry? All I did was correct her when she said God was a woman. 140 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,681 You also called her ignorant on TV. 141 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,738 Well, I suppose I could be the bigger man. 142 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:12,486 Good for you. 143 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,146 I did come down a little hard. 144 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:17,725 Sometimes I forget how forceful we alpha males can be. 145 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,326 Alpha male. 146 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,061 Leader of the pack. 147 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,730 Head honcho. 148 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,031 Right. 149 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,019 - Top banana. - I get it. 150 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,171 You should've told me. 151 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,540 I didn't want you to feel bad. 152 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,475 For putting you out of business? 153 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:37,014 We ain't out of business. And if those customers 154 00:06:37,034 --> 00:06:39,713 got a problem with you, I don't want 'em anyways. 155 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,248 Mm. Thanks. 156 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,917 Supporting my wife is more important than running 157 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,318 a successful business, 158 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,320 or food or shoes for our baby girl. 159 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,442 Thanks again. 160 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,259 Good news is we live rent-free with your parents 161 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,393 so we can just grow old 162 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,328 and die right here. 163 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,764 Oh, God. 164 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,399 When you think about it, your parents'll probably go before us. 165 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,788 Then the whole place is ours. 166 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:03,871 Though we should stay in this room. I don't want to have sex 167 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:05,225 on some dead people's bed. 168 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,010 Cobra seemed nice. 169 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,411 Yeah. 170 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,835 For a guy with a keyboard, I expected more fingers. 171 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,437 So, what's special about this thing? 172 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,521 You know Frank Zappa's album The Grand Wazoo? 173 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:23,423 I don't even know if you're making that up. 174 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,489 This is the same kind of synthesizer they played. 175 00:07:25,509 --> 00:07:27,695 - Oh, okay. - It's got a very unique sound. 176 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:28,729 Can't wait to hear it. 177 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,498 Might be a while. It's broken. 178 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,332 We drove all this way 179 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,767 to buy a thing that don't work? 180 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,268 You bought a broken Mustang. 181 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,270 Okay, well, that's different. 182 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,907 Vintage cars are an investment. And they're cool. 183 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:42,629 The Grand Wazoo, Dad. 184 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,945 How much money did you waste on this? 185 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,780 400 bucks. 186 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,448 400 bucks? 187 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,217 How do you even have 400 bucks? 188 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,451 My allowance. 189 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,020 From when you were nine? 190 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,808 No, from now. 191 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,477 Hold on. 192 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:00,427 Your mother still gives you an allowance? 193 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,730 Not always. I have to do my chores. 194 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,364 How much does she give you? 195 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,433 Just enough for gas, food 196 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:09,236 and the occasional $400 synthesizer. 197 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:10,437 That doesn't work. 198 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:11,959 Sadly, no. 199 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,112 Got a minute? 200 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,147 Mandy. 201 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,516 Uh, of course. Uh, come on in. 202 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,451 I've been praying about you a lot lately. 203 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:25,919 Well, that's nice. 204 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,766 Unless you've been asking God to smite me. 205 00:08:27,786 --> 00:08:30,978 No, God's a lover, not a smiter. 206 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,326 Ooh, that should be on a T-shirt. 207 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,128 Sure. 208 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:37,898 Anyway, I... I'm glad you're here. 209 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,967 I was hoping we could clear the air. 210 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:43,136 Me, too, which is why I wanted to apologize. 211 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,824 Really? 212 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,808 Yes, I shouldn't have walked off in the middle of our interview. 213 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:51,865 It was rude and unprofessional, and... 214 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,682 I'm sorry. 215 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:57,384 For the way you treated me? 216 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,906 Yes. 217 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,154 Well, I appreciate that, and 218 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,490 I would like to say... 219 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,178 that I accept your apology. 220 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,095 - Well, thank you so much. - Wouldn't be much 221 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,897 of a pastor if I couldn't forgive people 222 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,665 when they've wronged me. 223 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:12,973 And if it's not too much trouble, 224 00:09:12,993 --> 00:09:15,368 maybe you could let people know they don't need to stay away 225 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,104 from Georgie's business. 226 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,739 I'll do you one better. 227 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,041 How about you, Georgie and baby CeeCee 228 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,143 come to church this Sunday? 229 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,178 You could even sit next to my wife. 230 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,246 Really? 231 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,036 Oh, yeah, that'll send a message. 232 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,419 Mandy, I didn't know you were here. 233 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,822 Oh, yeah, I just stopped by to chat with Pastor Jeff. 234 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:37,457 We were just finishing up. Great seeing you. 235 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,392 I am so glad you two made up. 236 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,094 People have been so mean to him. 237 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,630 Mean about what? 238 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:45,685 Doesn't matter. I have a very thick skin. 239 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:49,737 About you losing your job and the way he treated you. 240 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,872 Really? 241 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:54,341 A few people may have said something. 242 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,129 Including your wife. 243 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,879 So people are mad at you, 244 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,414 and you sat there and let me beg for forgiveness? 245 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,937 Pastor Jeff. 246 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:07,187 You said you were gonna apologize. 247 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,623 I was, but then she did, 248 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:12,425 and I didn't want to make it all about me. 249 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,762 So my family coming to church 250 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,150 is about making you look better? 251 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,220 Again, let's not make this about me. 252 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,120 McAllister? 253 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:31,396 Ain't that the name of that crazy weather girl? 254 00:10:31,416 --> 00:10:32,946 Huh. 255 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,982 I guess it is. I don't know... 256 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,616 No relation. 257 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,920 Actually, McAllister is the guy we bought the place from. 258 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,454 Been meaning to change it. 259 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,956 I kinda like Tires "R" Us. 260 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,292 You know, it's like, it's like Toys "R" Us, 261 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,928 but-but you know, for tires. 262 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,296 You were looking for a set 263 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,964 - of 24-inch radials? - Mm-hmm. 264 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,401 You are not gonna believe what Pastor Jeff tried to pull. 265 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,468 Excuse me, ma'am, 266 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,290 we'll be with you in a moment. 267 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,893 Yeah, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to my husband. 268 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,289 Fagenbacher's a mile down the road, 269 00:11:03,309 --> 00:11:04,978 across the street from the Dairy Queen. 270 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,499 Tell him I said hey. 271 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,172 Why do you hate us? 272 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,040 - What's going on? - So, I went groveling 273 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:17,024 to Pastor Jeff to get him to apologize. 274 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,959 - Great. - Not great. 275 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,461 Turns out he's the one that should be groveling to me. 276 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,263 - For what? - People blame him 277 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,933 for me losing my job. Even his wife is mad about it. 278 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,935 So what you're saying is, is we got leverage. 279 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,670 What I'm saying is, he owes me an apology. 280 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,605 Okay, okay, you want an apology, 281 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,175 I want customers, he wants people to see y'all made up. 282 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,345 This is what we in the business sector call a negotiation. 283 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,434 It's what everyone calls a negotiation. 284 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,904 - She don't know that. - Yes, I do. 285 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,358 - Hey. How'd it go? - Oh, great. 286 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,794 The instrument's broken, Cobra has seven fingers, 287 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,648 and you give Connor an allowance? 288 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,232 Really, seven fingers? 289 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,734 Audrey, what the hell? 290 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,302 He needs money. 291 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,703 Well, he could find a job. 292 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,739 He's been working hard on his music. 293 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,307 I like to think that's his job. 294 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,276 I like to think I got a full head of hair. 295 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,710 That don't make it true. 296 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,046 He's not cut out for a regular job. 297 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,047 He's an artist. 298 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,469 He's a shapeless blob of clay. 299 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,219 I am not gonna stop supporting our son. 300 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,554 Well, I'm drawing the line. No more allowance. 301 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,556 I'm sorry, 302 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,545 you're "drawing the line"? 303 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,395 That's right, I'm putting my foot down. 304 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,397 Ooh, I hope it's not 305 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,665 on the line you drew. 306 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:33,867 I'm serious. 307 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,870 Look at my face. You think I'm fooling around? 308 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,506 You want to play it that way, fine. 309 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,228 No sex for you tonight. 310 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,048 Well, I'm so glad that we could all come together 311 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:51,618 in the spirit of Christian forgiveness to work out our differences. 312 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,141 Mm-hmm. I already apologized once. It's his turn. 313 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,090 You're right. I am sorry. 314 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,226 And is that for the way you treated me on air 315 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,528 or for trying to use me to make yourself look better? 316 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,096 Oh, like you weren't trying to use me 317 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,132 to put your little episode behind you? 318 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,533 Okay, okay. 319 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,636 Let's remember why we're here: To use each other. 320 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,139 And Christian forgiveness. 321 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,593 Sure, whatever. 322 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,367 The point is, we all need something 323 00:13:16,387 --> 00:13:18,545 and we're all gonna have to give a little to get it. 324 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:19,479 What do you mean? 325 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,076 Well, Pastor Jeff would like us to come back to church 326 00:13:22,096 --> 00:13:24,284 so people can see that he and Mandy made up. 327 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,086 And for my wife to see it. 328 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,720 I cannot sleep on the couch anymore. 329 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,509 My back is all cattywampus. 330 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,624 So what do I get? 331 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,960 The bounty of Christ's love. 332 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,597 It's okay, that's just what we call an opening offer. 333 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,466 But I think what we were looking for 334 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,301 is something a little more concrete. 335 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,802 Like what? 336 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,505 Like encourage the congregation to come back to the store. 337 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,907 I can do that. 338 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,343 Oh, and I want a contract 339 00:13:48,363 --> 00:13:50,911 to do all the tires for the church vans again. 340 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,346 Hold on, if Pastor Jeff's doing that, 341 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,816 then you gotta guarantee us three Sundays a month of church. 342 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,451 Ugh. Two. 343 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,453 Fine. But when CeeCee's old enough, 344 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,821 Sunday school. 345 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,823 Baptist Sunday school. 346 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,392 Your mom is not gonna like that. 347 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,314 Yeah, true. 348 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,549 We can make that work. 349 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,831 But I want my job back. 350 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,766 I can't get you your job back. 351 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,202 - You can try. - How? 352 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,759 Well, sic the congregation on them, 353 00:14:16,779 --> 00:14:19,039 write letters, threaten them with the wrath of God, 354 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,140 figure it out. 355 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,195 I'm not a miracle worker. 356 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,031 But I do know one. 357 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:26,980 I'll see what I can do. 358 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,615 Then we got a deal? 359 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,550 Two Sundays, front row, 360 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,240 sit next to my wife and tell her we're good. 361 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,355 See you at church. 362 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,044 - And you better stay awake. - Too late, deal's closed. 363 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,520 Hey, there. 364 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,736 What is that? 365 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,039 It's a new TV. 366 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,607 Really ties the room together, don't you think? 367 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,643 It's a monstrosity. 368 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,832 Yeah, we might have to slide the couch back a few feet. 369 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,149 So you just went out 370 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,685 and bought a new TV without talking to me? 371 00:15:04,705 --> 00:15:07,320 You do whatever you want with our money. I thought I would, too. 372 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,423 That thing is not staying in my house. 373 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,541 Oh, I'm sorry, 374 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,395 are you putting your foot down? 375 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,829 Really? 376 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,399 You want to start a spending war? 377 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:23,036 'Cause I have always wanted to own a horse. 378 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,372 Great, we can go riding together. 379 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,707 You on your horse and me on my new Harley. 380 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,610 - You are not getting a motorcycle. - Well, you're not getting a horse. 381 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,412 That thing's going back to the store. 382 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,881 Have at it. Lift with your legs. 383 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,217 Hey, y'all, it's Fred Fagenbacher from 384 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,152 Fagenbacher Auto, where we believe... 385 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,655 Oh, he looks good on a big screen. 386 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,377 Check out all that hair. 387 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,449 Fine, I'll bring it back. 388 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,068 Let's all welcome Georgie, Mandy and baby CeeCee, 389 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:58,991 who are excited to be full-time members of our flock. 390 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,610 And just remember, 391 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,979 if anyone has any tire needs, 392 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,415 McAllister Auto's the place to go. 393 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,237 Say "Jesus loves you" for 10% off. 394 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,287 And of course, let's keep Mandy in our prayers 395 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,689 as she searches for another job. Now let's all 396 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,445 bow our heads. 397 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,593 Our Father in Heaven... 398 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,595 Prayers? 399 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,831 He gets us at church, you get your business 400 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,399 and I get stupid prayers? 401 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:30,137 Don't knock prayers, Bon Jovi's been living on 'em for years. 402 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:34,074 I wanted pitchforks, I wanted torches, I wanted them to go after the station 403 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,408 the way that they went after me. 404 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,278 You wanted to help the business and you did. 405 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,946 That's gotta feel pretty good, right? 406 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,268 Yeah, yeah, I'm going to heaven. Big whoop. 407 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:46,086 You might not believe in it, but I prayed for a hot wife. Boom. 408 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,121 I prayed for a healthy daughter. Boom. 409 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,091 All that's left is having my own nacho cheese dispenser 410 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,759 like at the movies. 411 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,993 We are never getting that. 412 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,417 Excuse me, but this is between me and God. 413 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,001 Your father and I have talked 414 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,705 and we've agreed to continue giving you an allowance. 415 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,707 - Great. - There's conditions. 416 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,109 We're considering making 417 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,843 music your job 418 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,680 and the money is your payment, 419 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,782 but you gotta work at it every day. 420 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,170 Oh. No, thank you. 421 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,220 Come again? 422 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,421 Not interested. 423 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,755 We're giving you money 424 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,257 to pursue your dream. 425 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,559 No, you're turning it into work. 426 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,694 That you get paid for. 427 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,730 I don't make music for money. 428 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,899 I do it when I'm inspired, 429 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,668 when I have something important to say. 430 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,157 You wrote a song about a salamander. 431 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,861 And I couldn't have done that if I was working for the man. 432 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,844 - Unbelievable. - No. 433 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,314 If that's the way you feel, we respect it. 434 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,381 No, we don't. 435 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,417 - No more allowance. - Jim. 436 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,505 I'm serious. End of discussion. 437 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,556 I don't mean to cause problems between you two. 438 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,825 Maybe I should go find a job. 439 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:02,214 And let him win? Don't you dare! 440 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,168 Okay. Thank you so much. 441 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,902 Bye-bye. 442 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,238 You are not gonna believe this. 443 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,840 That was Channel Nine. They just offered me a job. 444 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,742 They don't care about the stuff you said? 445 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,277 No, they like it. 446 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,446 They think the controversy will be good for ratings. 447 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,333 Well, that's amazing. 448 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,170 But you're not gonna say more crazy stuff, right? 449 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,753 Who knows? I'm a loose cannon, 450 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,155 that's what they love about me. 451 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,456 Huh. 452 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,524 Well, looks like the power of prayer really worked. 453 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,694 That's not what happened. 454 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,728 Nothing was going on, 455 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,764 everyone prayed for you, suddenly the phone rings. 456 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,367 Yeah, I sent them my tape weeks ago. 457 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,869 And they just called now. 458 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,371 That's a coincidence. 459 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,639 Sure. Or an act of God. 460 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,108 You think, of all the prayers in the world, 461 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,144 God decided to answer this one? 462 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,879 He helped the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, 463 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,367 why not you being a weather girl? 464 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,084 Okay, he didn't help them win, 465 00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,919 they're also good at their job. 466 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,742 I don't know, they sure thanked Him a lot. 467 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,145 Maybe you should, too. 468 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,681 Fine. 469 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:14,453 Thank you for making me good at my job. 470 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,790 - Amen. - Amen. 471 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:28,080 And I just want to thank all you prayer warriors out there. 472 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,816 Thanks to your hard work— 473 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,185 and, of course, God's open ears— 474 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,187 Mrs. Peoples' cat returned home, 475 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,489 the high school chess team won 476 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,626 the division, and of course, Mandy McAllister 477 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,962 got a new job as a weather girl on Channel Nine. 478 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,698 Praise the Lord, we did it! 479 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,100 God is good. 480 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,836 He sure is. 481 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,158 Hallelujah!