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Previously onGeorgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...

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You are not gonna believe this.

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That was Channel Nine.
They just offered me a job.

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They don't care
about the stuff you said?

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I'm a loose cannon.
That's what they love about me.

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Poverty is just a state of mind.

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No, it's eating
butter sandwiches

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and sharing a Dodge Dart
with your grandma.

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Hola. Georgie.

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How about, when we disagree,

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I bring in Mr.
McAllister to be the tiebreaker?

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- Counteroffer.
- Go.

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When we need a tiebreaker,
it's my abuela.

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Now, if you'll turn
to the earnings report...

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Ain't it a little early
for numbers?

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Hey, you agreed
to a monthly partners' meeting.

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I didn't agree, I got outvoted.

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Does she really got to be here?

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Let's put it to a vote. Yes.

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Abuela?

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Ooh. Another tough loss for you.

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Let's just move on.

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Yeah.

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He's always grumpy
in the morning.

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Am not.

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Well, only 'cause it's 7:00 a.m.

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This was the only time
Abuela was available.

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She don't work.

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No, but she has water aerobics at 8:00,
so let's keep this moving.

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What's next?

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You tell us your plan
to get new clients.

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Who said I have a plan?

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It's on the agenda.

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You knew I wasn't gonna read
that when you gave it to me.

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What'd she say?

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She's excited
to hear your ideas.

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Fine, you want an idea?

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I join the Medford Springs
Country Club.

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- Why?
- Lot of deals get made there.

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Good place to meet
potential clients.

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You play golf?

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No, but I can learn.
The ball's just sitting there,

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waiting for you to hit it.
How hard can it be?

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Let me get this straight.

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You want to use company money

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so you can hang out
at a country club?

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Where I'll make
more company money.

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Abuela?

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No.

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I can get you in any time
you want to use the pool,

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the steam room, Jacuzzi.

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Sí.

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Tough loss for you.

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So, Mandy, you ready
to get back to work?

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Definitely. I feel bad
leaving CeeCee.

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Oh, don't worry, she and I
are gonna have so much fun,

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she won't even know you're gone.

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Wow, you always know
just the wrong thing to say.

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I can show her your picture
and tell her,

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"This is the lady
who picked work over you."

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Says the guy who never
picked work over anything.

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What can I say?
I put family first.

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Hey, y'all.

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Hey. What's with the golf clubs?

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My dad's old set.
I'm gonna learn how to play.

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Why?

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Rich guys play golf.
I'm gonna be a rich guy.

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Ergo, I better get to it.

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- "Ergo"?
- It's a word.

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I know.
I'm just surprised you know.

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If you want to learn
to play golf, I could teach you.

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You play?

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It's been a while, but yes.

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Careful, she's a tough teacher.

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You were a lousy student.

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"Bend your knees, straighten your arm,
"loosen your grip, keep your head still,

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turn your hips, follow through."
Pick one, for God's sake.

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If you'd focused more
on your lessons

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instead of your outfits,
you could have been great.

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Well...
looking cute was important.

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I thought I was gonna meet my future
husband on the golf course.

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Instead, you met him
at a Laundromat.

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And I noticed her outfit.

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Head down,

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arms straight,

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feet shoulder-width apart.

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Don't overthink it.

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First time anyone's
ever said that to me.

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Give it a try.

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You're swinging with your arms.

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It's all about the hips.
Here, watch mine.

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I'd rather not.

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What's your problem?

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You're my mother-in-law.

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I-I like to pretend
you don't have hips.

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Don't be a baby. Watch.

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Dang.

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Did you see how
I rotated my hips?

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The ones you don't have, yes.

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Give it a shot.

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Okay.

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- Nice.
- That felt better.

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You're a good teacher.

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Oh, thank you.
You're a good student.

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Another thing
no one's ever said.

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Georgie, you really think
joining a country club's

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gonna help build your business?

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I've been charming the socks
off folks since kindergarten.

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Might as well aim my natural
charisma at people with money.

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Oh, my God, just swing.

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All right, there you go.

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I knew this was gonna be easy.

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You think so? Do it again.

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Okey dokey.

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I don't see it.

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Look down.

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Found it.

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All right, this time,
swing slow,

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keep your head down,
your left arm straight,

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and try not to sway.

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What's going on?

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I forgot everything
after "swing slow."

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I'm glad you had a good time.

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It was fun.

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I forgot how much
I love the game.

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And Georgie actually took to it.

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Unlike his wife.

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Look at you,
a 20-year-old grudge.

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That's impressive.

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You know, I was thinking maybe
we should join the country club.

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You're kidding, right?

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We're not country club people.

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I am.

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What's that mean?

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Don't make me
hurt your feelings.

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Why would I join?
I don't even golf.

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Well, you're not too old
to learn.

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No, but I'm too old
to want to learn.

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It's not just golf.
There's a swimming pool, tennis.

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It's a good place
to make new friends.

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I don't need new friends.
I already got plenty.

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Name them.

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We're not joining
a country club.

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- Fine, I hear you.
- Thank you.

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- Night.
- Night.

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You're doing it anyway,
aren't you?

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And you say
you're too old to learn.

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So what'd you think?

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Well, I do like the idea
of saying "the club."

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"Where are you going?"
"The club."

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"Where are you eating?"
"The club."

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"What you having?"
"Club sandwich."

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You know a sandwich is fancy
when it's got a third piece of bread.

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So how much
does it cost to join?

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Don't matter. The whole thing's
a tax write-off.

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And you know that for a fact?

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Well, I know I can write it off.

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If I get away with it
is a different story.

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Well, it's probably good
for my job, too, and for CeeCee.

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I could take her to the pool,
teach her to swim.

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- Mm.
- What?

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Oh, just thinking. My dad
taught me to swim by throwing me

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in the deep end
and saying, "Don't drown."

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Yeah, we're not doing that.

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Good, 'cause I almost died.

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- Morning.
- Don't "morning" me.

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Anyone gonna ask why I'm mad?

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Sorry, what's up?

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Because of you, Audrey wants
to join some country club.

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What? No, the club
was gonna be our thing.

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They can be members, too.

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But one of the perks of the club
is that they're not in it.

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Morning.

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You look nice.

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Oh, thank you. I'm gonna go
check out the country club.

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Happy?

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Don't worry,
you don't have to come.

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We're gonna check it out, too.

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Oh, great,
we can all go together.

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Happy?

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This is the dining room, open
for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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Great.

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What's your policy on guests?

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You know, like business clients
or grandmothers of coworkers?

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Guests are welcome as long as
they're accompanied by a member.

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Sold. Sign us up.

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Me as well.

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You two, I can
take care of today.

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Mrs. McAllister, I'll need your husband
to come down and fill out the paperwork.

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He's not interested.
It'll just be me.

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Oh, I-I'm-I'm sorry.

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Membership is actually
reserved for men.

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So, wait, I can't be a member?

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Well, as a spouse,
you'd be an auxiliary member.

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Auxiliary?

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That's a good word, huh?
Right up there with "ergo."

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You're gonna let this yokel
be a member and not me?

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Hey, I ain't no dang yokel.

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See?

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I'm sorry ma'am, men only.
It's club policy.

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That's outrageous.
Amanda, let's go.

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Uh, hold on.
Do auxiliary members

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have access to the pool,
the steam room, and the bar?

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And childcare.

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See you. Sign us up.

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Since when do you
watch wrestling?

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Georgie got me into it.

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What? I've been trying to get you
to watch football with me for years.

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Nobody hits anyone over the head
with a chair in football.

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Who cares? It's fake.

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Must you suck the joy
out of everything?

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It's not that big a deal.

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- Of course it is. It is totally sexist.
- What's going on?

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The club won't let
Mrs. McAllister join without you.

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Men only. Can you believe it?

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So Mandy can't join either?

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Oh, no, I'm in.
My husband's a member.

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You are just loving this,
aren't you?

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You called Georgie a yokel.

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Oh, please, it's one of the nicest
things I've called him.

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You know what?
If it's so important to you,

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I'll go down there
and sign us up.

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Oh, my husband's
gonna fix my problems.

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Thank God there's a man around

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to solve everything
for poor little me.

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That was the idea.

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Really?

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- You're this guy now?
- Shh.

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You don't talk when someone's
putting. It's bad etiquette.

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Etiquette?

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I golf, ergo I say "etiquette."

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Can you even name
one famous golfer?

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Mm, Rodney Dangerfield
in Caddyshack.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Happy Gilmore.

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Oh,
and the guy who invented lemonade and tea.

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Ah. Arnold Palmer.

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Yep. I was thinking Shirley Temple,
but I knew that wasn't right.

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Hey.

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I didn't think
you were working today.

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- I needed to get out of the house.
- She still mad?

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That we live in a sexist society
where men get everything?

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No, she's over it.

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You really need
to belong to that stupid place?

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Heck yeah. I went last night
for a drink.

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Ended up chatting with a guy
who owns the Chevy dealership.

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Really?
That could be huge for us.

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Still think I should quit?

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No, I guess it's a smart play.

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Ruben.

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Coming.

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Tell Mrs. McAllister
I have a woman partner.

252
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She'll like that.

253
00:11:54,936 --> 00:11:57,935
Okay, CeeCee's down,
I'm off to work.

254
00:11:57,955 --> 00:11:59,747
Oh, that feels good to say.

255
00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:03,553
Well, it is 1996,
when a woman can have it all,

256
00:12:03,575 --> 00:12:06,399
except membership
to a golf club.

257
00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:08,676
Hey, I'm just trying
to be a supportive wife.

258
00:12:08,696 --> 00:12:09,591
Oh.

259
00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:14,015
Fine. You're right.
It's incredibly unfair.

260
00:12:14,035 --> 00:12:15,535
So you'll quit?

261
00:12:15,555 --> 00:12:16,836
You know, I would,

262
00:12:16,858 --> 00:12:18,863
but it's good
for Georgie's business,

263
00:12:18,883 --> 00:12:20,637
CeeCee can learn to swim.

264
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,876
They also make
incredible margaritas.

265
00:12:23,537 --> 00:12:25,299
You are such a hypocrite.

266
00:12:25,319 --> 00:12:27,738
Yeah, and that's what
the margaritas are for.

267
00:12:28,449 --> 00:12:29,410
Oh, and by the way,

268
00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:32,488
you didn't care about women's rights
until you didn't get what you wanted.

269
00:12:32,508 --> 00:12:33,911
That is not true.

270
00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:37,260
I was the first girl in my class
to wear pants to high school.

271
00:12:38,254 --> 00:12:39,763
Oh, so brave.

272
00:12:39,878 --> 00:12:41,699
It was a big deal—

273
00:12:41,757 --> 00:12:44,147
I got sent home to change!

274
00:12:46,381 --> 00:12:49,320
As you can see, we're not quite
as big as your last station,

275
00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:52,706
but we like to think of ourselves
as the scrappy underdogs.

276
00:12:52,776 --> 00:12:55,093
Well, I'm scrappy.
You want me to chase a tornado,

277
00:12:55,113 --> 00:12:56,394
I will chase a tornado.

278
00:12:56,414 --> 00:12:57,631
Short skirt, lot of wind.

279
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,372
That'll get us some ratings.

280
00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:03,228
As a woman, I would never ask
you to exploit your sexuality.

281
00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:04,188
Thank you.

282
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,672
But if you wanted to,
I'd be very okay with it.

283
00:13:08,097 --> 00:13:11,296
And just so you know, at Channel Seven,
I did do more than the weather.

284
00:13:11,316 --> 00:13:12,863
Sometimes I would go out
in the field,

285
00:13:12,883 --> 00:13:14,525
and do on-location reporting.

286
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:16,231
Well, we're always open
to pitches.

287
00:13:16,251 --> 00:13:18,555
Oh. Okay, well, since you asked,
I do have a couple.

288
00:13:18,575 --> 00:13:20,741
Uh, let's see.

289
00:13:20,761 --> 00:13:23,775
The adoption fair at the pound.
People love cute animals.

290
00:13:23,795 --> 00:13:25,310
Mm, a little soft.

291
00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:27,485
Yeah, no problem.
I can do hard-hitting.

292
00:13:27,505 --> 00:13:30,707
Um, mad cow disease.
I don't fully know what it is,

293
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,038
but I'm willing to eat a burger
on air and find out.

294
00:13:33,736 --> 00:13:36,290
We're looking
for a strong female angle.

295
00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,410
That's why we brought you in.

296
00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:41,370
Where's that loose cannon
who said God was a woman?

297
00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:44,388
She is right here,
and she will keep working on it.

298
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,535
Actually,
I did have one more idea.

299
00:13:53,555 --> 00:13:55,906
- Hit me.
- Did you know

300
00:13:55,926 --> 00:13:59,083
that the country club in town
is men only?

301
00:13:59,665 --> 00:14:00,705
Really?

302
00:14:00,725 --> 00:14:02,339
I know, and as a woman...

303
00:14:02,905 --> 00:14:04,291
I am outraged.

304
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,279
Hey, there's my best girl.

305
00:14:10,299 --> 00:14:13,363
Yup, in the kitchen,
where I belong.

306
00:14:14,075 --> 00:14:15,855
That ain't what I meant.

307
00:14:16,278 --> 00:14:18,570
Then why am I the one
always cooking?

308
00:14:18,696 --> 00:14:21,129
Oh, I'd have to guess
it's evolution.

309
00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:24,038
- Evolution?
- Yeah, you know,

310
00:14:24,058 --> 00:14:26,982
when cavewomen would get pregnant,
they weren't running around

311
00:14:27,002 --> 00:14:29,345
chasing woolly mammoths.
They were in the caves cooking.

312
00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:31,768
Seriously?

313
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:35,182
This why you're incapable
of peeling a potato?

314
00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:38,338
Yup, evolution.

315
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,928
Oh, come on, Audrey.

316
00:14:42,574 --> 00:14:43,650
I'm not the bad guy here.

317
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:47,370
No, you're Jim McAllister,
and I'm just your wife.

318
00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:48,874
That ain't true.

319
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,632
The house is in your name,

320
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,136
the car is in your name,

321
00:14:52,156 --> 00:14:54,577
the bank account is
in your name.

322
00:14:54,597 --> 00:14:57,290
Well, that don't matter.
I'm not going anywhere.

323
00:14:57,409 --> 00:14:59,942
Well, of course,
you're not going anywhere.

324
00:15:00,643 --> 00:15:02,727
What if I want to go somewhere?

325
00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:06,614
Where you going?

326
00:15:07,176 --> 00:15:08,723
That is not the point.

327
00:15:08,743 --> 00:15:11,210
I just want to know that I can.

328
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,810
I couldn't even sign up
for a stupid golf club.

329
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,741
Do you know how small
that makes me feel?

330
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,944
Yeah, that-that sucks.
I'm sorry.

331
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,343
Thank you.

332
00:15:25,015 --> 00:15:27,171
Anything I can do?

333
00:15:27,191 --> 00:15:29,449
Maybe take you out
for a nice dinner?

334
00:15:29,469 --> 00:15:32,674
Why don't I take you out
for a nice dinner?

335
00:15:33,195 --> 00:15:35,199
Okay. Let me change my shirt.

336
00:15:37,898 --> 00:15:40,726
Now I got to buy him dinner.
Boy, I cannot win.

337
00:15:46,351 --> 00:15:47,200
Hello?

338
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,122
In here.

339
00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:50,531
Hey, what's up?

340
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,656
Uh, Mom and Dad went out to eat
so I was just trying to figure out dinner.

341
00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:54,970
What you thinking?

342
00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:57,878
Your call— Lucky Charms
or Golden Grahams?

343
00:15:58,271 --> 00:15:59,777
Cereal for dinner.

344
00:15:59,797 --> 00:16:01,258
Maybe we are yokels.

345
00:16:01,977 --> 00:16:03,356
How was your first day?

346
00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:05,427
It was good.
I really like my new boss.

347
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:07,166
Oh, you should bring her
to the club.

348
00:16:07,928 --> 00:16:10,674
Funny enough,
we are going tomorrow.

349
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,227
I'll see you there.
I'm meeting a client.

350
00:16:13,247 --> 00:16:15,032
Maybe you should take him
somewhere else.

351
00:16:15,618 --> 00:16:17,918
Why?

352
00:16:17,938 --> 00:16:21,245
Because I'm doing a story
on how sexist the club is.

353
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,706
You're kidding.
They're gonna kick us out.

354
00:16:23,726 --> 00:16:25,617
Look, it's not my fault, okay?
She didn't like

355
00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:27,830
any of my other ideas,
so I had to pitch this one.

356
00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:29,893
How is that not your fault?

357
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,789
Okay, if you're gonna attack me,
you can pour your own dinner.

358
00:16:33,132 --> 00:16:35,718
I was doing this
for my business, for us.

359
00:16:35,738 --> 00:16:36,618
I know.

360
00:16:36,638 --> 00:16:38,678
And you said it was gonna
be good for your job, too.

361
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,810
Well, as it turns out, it is.

362
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,769
Oh, Mandy.

363
00:16:42,789 --> 00:16:45,787
Well, you married a loose cannon.
Sometimes it's gonna go off.

364
00:16:51,518 --> 00:16:53,997
- How is everything?
- Delicious.

365
00:16:54,017 --> 00:16:56,534
Excellent. Can I get you
another margarita?

366
00:16:56,554 --> 00:16:57,658
Oh, I probably shouldn't.

367
00:16:57,678 --> 00:16:59,699
I'm breaking a big story today.

368
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,372
Ooh, exciting. About what?

369
00:17:01,489 --> 00:17:03,039
Oh, you'll see.

370
00:17:03,116 --> 00:17:04,573
Excuse me.

371
00:17:04,593 --> 00:17:06,563
There's a gentleman
in the lobby with a camera,

372
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:07,397
says he's your guest?

373
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,666
Thank you. Actually,
I would love to introduce you.

374
00:17:10,686 --> 00:17:12,276
- Sure.
- Do I have anything in my teeth?

375
00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:14,268
- No.
- Great.

376
00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:17,410
Really gonna miss this place.

377
00:17:24,004 --> 00:17:25,942
This is Mandy McAllister
coming to you

378
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,864
from the Medford Springs
Country Club,

379
00:17:27,884 --> 00:17:29,554
where in 1996,

380
00:17:29,574 --> 00:17:32,998
their policy still prohibits
women from becoming members.

381
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:35,863
I know. I was shocked, too.

382
00:17:36,839 --> 00:17:38,714
Sure, they have
a beautiful golf course

383
00:17:38,734 --> 00:17:41,828
and excellent facilities,
and delicious margaritas

384
00:17:41,848 --> 00:17:44,458
with just the right amount
of salt on the rim.

385
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:48,456
But that doesn't make up for
their sexist, antiquated rules.

386
00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:51,054
Which is why I'm calling on
all the women out there.

387
00:17:51,074 --> 00:17:54,275
If change is gonna happen,
it has to start at home.

388
00:17:54,295 --> 00:17:57,163
If we don't get what we want,
they don't get what they want.

389
00:17:57,287 --> 00:18:00,993
That's right. No membership
for us, no sex for them.

390
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,118
No membership, no sex.

391
00:18:03,138 --> 00:18:05,342
No membership, no sex!

392
00:18:05,362 --> 00:18:06,722
Say it with me, sisters.

393
00:18:06,742 --> 00:18:09,072
No membership, no sex!

394
00:18:09,092 --> 00:18:11,700
- No membership, no sex!
- What happened to just doing the weather?

395
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,886
No membership, no sex!