1 00:00:03,918 --> 00:00:05,566 Since when do you read the paper? 2 00:00:05,586 --> 00:00:06,854 I'm doing the Jumble. 3 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:08,489 I always do the Jumble. 4 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,591 Not today, big man. 5 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,993 Well, maybe you boys could do it together, 6 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,995 like a father-son thing. 7 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,851 No can do. I Jumble alone. 8 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:20,768 Hey, uh, can I talk to y'all before Georgie comes out? 9 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:23,504 - Is everything okay? - Yeah, it's just that... 10 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,674 today's the anniversary of his dad's passing. 11 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,176 So maybe don't bring it up. 12 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,944 Ah. Can't believe it's been two years already. 13 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,680 What do you want us to do? 14 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,415 Oh, just be normal. 15 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:36,370 What's he supposed to do? 16 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,886 This is serious, okay? No jokes. 17 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:41,222 Wasn't joking, but okay. 18 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:44,092 - Morning. - Good morning. 19 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:46,947 Or just... morning. 20 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,111 Uh, do you want some breakfast? 21 00:00:49,131 --> 00:00:51,199 No, I got to get to the store. There's this client 22 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,900 of Fagenbacher's I've been courting. 23 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,535 Today's the day I'm gonna steal him away. 24 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,936 Hey, knock 'em dead. 25 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,274 If I land this account, we should go celebrate tonight. 26 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:01,642 Oh, yeah, sure, or you... 27 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:04,145 you know, whenever you feel like it. 28 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,834 - Yeah. See you later. - Okay, bye. 29 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,806 Let the record show I was the only normal one. 30 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:22,996 McAllister Auto. 31 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,366 Hey, Mrs. Cooper. 32 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:27,421 No, he's having lunch with a client. 33 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,624 He seemed fine. Why? 34 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:34,342 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't realize that was today. 35 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,287 Good news. 36 00:01:35,307 --> 00:01:37,711 I stuck it to Fagenbacher. We got the U-Haul account. 37 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:38,912 Terrific. 38 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,181 Who you talking to? 39 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:43,277 - Oh, uh, your mom. - Well, give me. 40 00:01:43,297 --> 00:01:45,206 - I want to tell her the good news. - No. 41 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,757 I cannot believe I forgot what today is. 42 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,568 Well, you were in such a good mood this morning, I didn't want to upset you. 43 00:01:52,588 --> 00:01:54,662 You remembered and didn't tell me? 44 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,584 See? Now you're upset. 45 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,462 Thanks for having us over, Mom. 46 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,165 Well, I figured we're all having a rough day, 47 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,866 might as well have it together. 48 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,503 Although I'm sure George wouldn't want you to be sad. 49 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,771 You know? He'd want you to get on with your lives. 50 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:40,974 I don't think Dad would want us to forget him just yet. 51 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,610 She's not saying forget him. 52 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,578 We all know that's not possible. 53 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,247 Coach Wilkins was crying during P.E. 54 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,982 He said it was hay fever, but everyone knew. 55 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,319 Well, people grieve differently. 56 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:53,421 I mean, did you even hear from Sheldon? 57 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:54,955 First thing this morning. 58 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:58,025 Told me he was proudly flying his flags at half-mast. 59 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:00,861 Great. Even Sheldon remembered. 60 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,496 What's going on with you? 61 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:06,066 I forgot. I had a big work thing, and it just 62 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,401 slipped my mind. 63 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,870 I'm a terrible son. 64 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,839 Oh, honey, you're not. 65 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,894 Or maybe you are. 66 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,344 She remembered and didn't tell me. 67 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,346 - Hey, you were happy. - You were happy? 68 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:19,813 I was. I'm not now. 69 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:23,217 Knock it off! Today is hard enough without you two bickering. 70 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,372 - Sorry. - Yeah, sorry. 71 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:29,390 Well, hey, maybe we could have a little memorial. 72 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,921 Go to the cemetery and tell some George stories? 73 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,228 Well, let's do something bigger, 74 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:35,896 something everyone will remember. 75 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,898 Like when he got his photo on the wall at Sizzler 76 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,678 for eating that 72-ounce steak? 77 00:03:39,698 --> 00:03:41,889 Let's please not remember that. 78 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:46,907 We can get something named after him, like a bench, or... Ooh. 79 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:49,256 Ooh, a new scoreboard at the high school with his name on it. 80 00:03:49,276 --> 00:03:50,544 Oh, that's a great idea. 81 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,212 He would love that. 82 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,416 Wait. So every time I'm hanging out with my friends 83 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:58,486 under the bleachers, I'll look up and see Dad's name? 84 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,888 Why are you hanging out under the bleachers? 85 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:05,212 Uh, it's where we pray to Jesus. 86 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,568 Here ya go. 87 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,470 Ah. I can't believe 88 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,806 you're old enough to buy us beers. 89 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,475 They grow up so fast. 90 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,743 Really, Wayne? 91 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,665 It's an emotional time. 92 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,748 - To George Cooper. - To Dad. 93 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,284 - To George. - He was a good man. 94 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:31,619 Thanks, Principal Peterson. 95 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:34,388 You're not in high school anymore. Call me Tom. 96 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:37,991 That's okay. I feel weird calling old people by their first name. 97 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,693 Old people? 98 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,296 So, what's on your mind? 99 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:45,132 I want to do something to honor my dad, 100 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,434 and I was thinking, 101 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:49,570 your scoreboard is pretty beat up. 102 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,505 What if we got a new one and call it 103 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,861 the "George Cooper Memorial Scoreboard"? 104 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,677 Damn it. 105 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:59,146 That's a nice thought, but, uh, we can't afford it. 106 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,448 What if I raise the money? 107 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,082 Oh, well, they're pretty pricey. 108 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:05,619 You're talking to the best tire salesman in Texas. I got this. 109 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,756 Well, let me be the first one to contribute. 110 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:10,157 I'm in for fifty. 111 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:11,825 Fifty? 112 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,061 That man was your best friend. 113 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,996 You're right. 114 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,351 A hundred. 115 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:20,854 Damn, you are good. 116 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,839 So every Friday night, 117 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:29,843 people will look up at the score and see my dad's name. 118 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,312 Oh, that's real nice. 119 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:33,614 It is a high school, though. You better put the sign up high 120 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,849 so no one can change "Cooper" to "Pooper." 121 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:39,036 Good thinking. I totally would have done that. 122 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,221 How are you gonna pay for it? 123 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:44,157 Donations. People loved my dad. They'll be happy to contribute. 124 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,559 Put me down for a hundred. 125 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,228 How? That just means I'm paying for it. 126 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:51,214 No. Mom, can I have $100? 127 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,518 Of course. It's going to a good cause. 128 00:05:54,891 --> 00:05:56,504 How much can we put you down for? 129 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,155 I guess a hundred, too. 130 00:05:58,197 --> 00:06:00,861 Really? That's what I put in, and I'm broke. 131 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,694 Put us down for $500. 132 00:06:03,941 --> 00:06:06,414 Thanks, Mrs. McAllister. That's real generous. 133 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:08,433 - You're welcome. - From both of us. 134 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,518 That's a pretty good start, right? 135 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,520 Still got a long way to go. 136 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,354 Scoreboards are more expensive than you think. 137 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,118 - Then put me down for another hundred. - Would you cut that out! 138 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,562 Hmm. Nice picture. 139 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:25,232 That was the day he finally shot the gopher digging up the backyard. 140 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:28,285 That is a very Texas story. 141 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:30,721 Let me get things started. 142 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,773 Hmm? 143 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,374 Five dollars? 144 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,677 My dead father's only worth five dollars? 145 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,832 It was either that or a twenty. 146 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:42,803 Okay, but I'm taking my five back. 147 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:46,554 - Hello, boys. - What do you want? 148 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,255 I just came by to congratulate you. 149 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,623 Poaching my U-Haul account— 150 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,593 that's... that's got to feel pretty good. 151 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,595 It does, and I'm gonna do it again. 152 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:57,731 Ooh, little doggie's got a big bark. 153 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,999 And a big bite. 154 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,821 He may have rabies. 155 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,303 I didn't come here to fight, okay? 156 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:04,705 I-I like having some competition. 157 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,607 It keeps things spicy. 158 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,942 Well, thanks for stopping by, but we got work to do. 159 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,644 I'm going. 160 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,713 What's that? 161 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,248 - Something for your dad? - Watch it. 162 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,317 No, no. Hey, I-I respect that. 163 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:20,640 In fact, let me chip in. 164 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,956 Ooh. 165 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,291 I only got hundreds. 166 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,882 That's a Benjamin Franklin, in case you've never seen one. 167 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,891 Can I take back my twenty? 168 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,977 Wow. 169 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,913 - You raised all this at school? - Yeah. 170 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:48,081 - How? - Stole Meemaw's cigarettes 171 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:50,150 and sold 'em for a dollar apiece. 172 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,152 Well, at least you ain't smoking 'em. 173 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,907 Sure. 174 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:55,856 So, how'd you do? 175 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,592 People are giving, but not nearly enough. 176 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,495 - Have you tried crying? - What? 177 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:02,963 Whenever I want something, 178 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,198 I just whip up some tears about Dad. 179 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:08,736 - I ain't gonna cry. - It's easy. 180 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:11,004 'Cause ever since Dad died, 181 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,105 people feel bad for me 182 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,007 and they just want to make it better. 183 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,377 Is everything okay? 184 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,913 I'm fine, this is just a hard time. 185 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,669 What can I do? Can I get you something? What do you need? 186 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,859 All right, I'm gonna go hop in the shower. 187 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,661 Maybe I'll join you. 188 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,928 Didn't you just take one? 189 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:38,231 Yeah, but you weren't all soapy in mine. 190 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,238 - Hello? - Georgie. I got 191 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,273 some good news for you. 192 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,440 Scoreboard's paid for. 193 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,843 What? That's amazing. 194 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,914 Yeah, Fagenbacher Auto offered to cover the whole thing. 195 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,583 You're kidding. 196 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,585 Nope, just want their logo on it. 197 00:08:57,605 --> 00:09:00,471 - What's going on? - So, it'd be the "George Cooper 198 00:09:00,491 --> 00:09:03,356 Memorial Scoreboard sponsored by Fagenbacher Auto"? 199 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,912 Pretty good, huh? 200 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,060 No, it's not good. 201 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:12,032 It's just, e-ever since my dad died, 202 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:16,203 Fagenbacher's just been trying to run me out of business. 203 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,839 What are you doing? 204 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,007 Crying. 205 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,576 No, I don't think so. 206 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,945 I-I have to call you back. 207 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,950 I-I'm just too emotional right now. 208 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,989 You can't take his money. 209 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,691 This is a public school. 210 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,447 I will literally take anybody's money. 211 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,196 Fine, then you can't put his name on it. 212 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,832 Georgie, I get where you're coming from, 213 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:47,701 but your dad's name is still gonna be on the scoreboard. 214 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,503 Yeah, with "Fagenbacher Auto" right below it. 215 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,874 Or above. We're still negotiating placement. 216 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,209 He's just doing this to spite me. 217 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,545 Look, we get to honor your dad, 218 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,047 and I get a free scoreboard. 219 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,415 Everybody wins. 220 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:06,239 Except the football team, who as you well know, truly suck. 221 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,923 What if I can buy you an even nicer scoreboard? 222 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,725 If you really want to raise more money, 223 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,593 we can upgrade the library. 224 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,230 My dad was a football coach, not a library coach. 225 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,400 Just give me a chance. I'll raise more money than Fred, 226 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,956 and we can buy that scoreboard without him. 227 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:24,905 Hey. 228 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,506 How'd you know I was here? 229 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,628 I didn't. I got caught selling cigarettes. 230 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:32,099 Well, what do you have to say for yourself? 231 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,367 I'm sorry. 232 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,350 It's just... 233 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,252 Ever since my dad died, 234 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,587 I have been so lost. 235 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:43,256 And there's just no one to tell me right from wrong. 236 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,578 Oh, honey, don't cry. It's okay. 237 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,631 Yeah. So, picture this: 238 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,767 the "George Cooper Memorial Scoreboard" 239 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,870 sponsored by y'all, Lone Star Beer. 240 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,471 Oh, he was a local football coach. 241 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,873 A beloved hero, really. 242 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,441 We just need about $10,000, 243 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,911 and we can make this happen. 244 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:07,167 I mean, he definitely spent that much on your beer. 245 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:11,538 Probably more, so in a way, he's already paid for it. 246 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,389 Well, just so you know, I recently turned 21, 247 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,179 and if that's your attitude, I'm gonna become a Miller man. 248 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,430 Ruben, I just had a brainstorm. 249 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,398 We're not paying for the scoreboard. 250 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,634 You don't know that's what I was gonna say. 251 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,069 What were you gonna say? 252 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,504 The point is, you don't know. 253 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,141 Mr. McAllister, I just had a brainstorm. 254 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,595 Run for your life. 255 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,945 You hate Fagenbacher, right? 256 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,347 Y'all were competitors for a lot of years? 257 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,816 Uh, that was a long time ago. I don't really think about it. 258 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,986 Mm. Not just rivals in business but also in love. 259 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,255 What are you doing, Georgie? 260 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,523 I'm just saying, if it was me, it'd be hard 261 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,026 looking up at that scoreboard every Friday night 262 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,002 and seeing the guy's name who had intimate relations 263 00:11:55,022 --> 00:11:57,617 with my wife before I did. 264 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,333 I'm going home. 265 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,039 Take him with you. 266 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,377 You did that for me? 267 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,545 Eh, it's not a big deal. You deserve it. 268 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,915 It is a big deal. Let me take a look at that. 269 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,950 It's gonna be twice as big as the old one 270 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,651 and state of the art. 271 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,487 Ooh, that's a beaut. 272 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,855 What's going on? 273 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,457 I'm just showing your dad plans for the new scoreboard. 274 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,993 Have you seen this, Georgie? 275 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,448 Look what Fred put together for me. 276 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,131 It was my idea. 277 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,766 Well, then, why didn't you do it? 278 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:33,733 Now, hold on, George. 279 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,703 He tried, he just failed. 280 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,705 Wouldn't be the first time. 281 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,373 You should have seen his report cards. 282 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:43,863 I just happen to have a couple of my old ones right here. 283 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,647 Straight A's. 284 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,436 Proud of you, son. 285 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,720 No, no, no, no, he ain't your son, I'm your son. 286 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:54,754 - You want to toss the ball around? - You bet. 287 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,709 I was talking to Freddy. 288 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,826 I'd love to. 289 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,747 Come on, kiddo. 290 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,928 No, no, wait. I-I'm the good son. 291 00:13:03,948 --> 00:13:05,885 Missy's selling cigarettes. 292 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,087 Narc. 293 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,772 Hey. You okay? 294 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,275 Yeah. Just a bad dream. 295 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,644 Again? 296 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,380 Oh, Georgie, you know whatever happens with this scoreboard, 297 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,949 your dad loves you. 298 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,936 Right, George? 299 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,706 Yeah, sure, whatever. 300 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:32,059 And then the rabbit goes through the hole and... 301 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,961 voilà. 302 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,063 Thanks, Pop. 303 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,404 You look tired. 304 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,406 CeeCee keep you up all night? 305 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,609 No, Georgie tossed and turned. 306 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,144 Yeah, wish there was some way 307 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,113 I could help him raise the money. 308 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,614 Well, when you were in high school, 309 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:58,218 you did all those fundraisers for the cheerleading squad. 310 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:01,741 Yeah, I don't think I'm comfortable washing cars in a bikini anymore. 311 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,278 Some of us weren't comfortable with it then. 312 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:06,946 Morning. 313 00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:08,625 - Good morning. - Hey. 314 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,331 I have an idea about how to raise the money. 315 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,100 You do a news story about my dad on TV, 316 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,801 and donations will pour in. 317 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:18,138 Oh, Georgie, I-I just started there. 318 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,340 I can't pitch a story about my father-in-law. 319 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,975 I mean, there's got to be something else. 320 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,531 Time to bust out that bikini. 321 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,147 Forget it. Sorry I asked. 322 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,781 Whoa, son, I know you're stressed, but... 323 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:29,849 I ain't your son. 324 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,284 I'm George Cooper's son. 325 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,485 His only son. 326 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,392 - Except for Sheldon. - Except for Sheldon. 327 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,662 Poor Georgie. I hate to see him drive himself crazy. 328 00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:45,212 I know. His dad wouldn't care about having something named after him. 329 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,616 Wouldn't care? 330 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,639 Whose idea do you think it was to call Georgie "Georgie"? 331 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,123 - I didn't know that. - I was all set to call him Phillip. 332 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,792 "Phil Cooper." That's pretty good. 333 00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:57,214 I know. 334 00:14:57,747 --> 00:14:59,362 I don't like to speak ill of people, 335 00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:00,864 but this Fagenbacher, 336 00:15:00,884 --> 00:15:04,167 he sounds like a real horse's you-know-what. 337 00:15:05,722 --> 00:15:08,091 I know what. Do you know what? 338 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,808 Patootie. 339 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:12,409 Nailed it. 340 00:15:12,429 --> 00:15:15,879 I think I might go down there and give him a piece of my mind. 341 00:15:15,899 --> 00:15:19,402 Well, if that piece is "patootie," I wouldn't. 342 00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:22,719 I don't need vulgar language to make a point. 343 00:15:22,739 --> 00:15:25,422 Yeah, you don't need it, but it really adds some oomph. 344 00:15:25,442 --> 00:15:29,559 I'd like to remind you, I have the biggest "oomph" of all. 345 00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:32,649 Oh, brother. 346 00:15:37,654 --> 00:15:39,202 Mr. Fagenbacher? 347 00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:41,588 I am Mary Cooper, Georgie's mom. 348 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,493 No. 349 00:15:45,062 --> 00:15:47,710 You're not old enough to be his mom. 350 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,746 Maybe his big sister. 351 00:15:49,766 --> 00:15:51,014 That ain't gonna work on me. 352 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,416 The devil speaks with a forked tongue. 353 00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:54,751 You calling me a devil? 354 00:15:54,771 --> 00:15:56,353 A handsome one, I hope. 355 00:15:57,941 --> 00:16:00,457 Do you really think you can use my late husband 356 00:16:00,477 --> 00:16:03,626 to upset my son and then charm your way out of it? 357 00:16:03,646 --> 00:16:05,128 Mrs. Cooper... 358 00:16:05,148 --> 00:16:06,796 - Can I call you Mary? - No, you may not. 359 00:16:06,816 --> 00:16:08,485 Mrs. Cooper... 360 00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:11,268 you got me all wrong. 361 00:16:11,288 --> 00:16:13,871 All right? Yeah, Georgie and I, sure, we have our issues, 362 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:16,974 but when he told me what he wanted to do for his dad, 363 00:16:16,994 --> 00:16:20,243 I was touched, and I wanted to help out. 364 00:16:20,263 --> 00:16:22,045 I have a teenage daughter. 365 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,634 I know what malarkey smells like. 366 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,516 You got me. 367 00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:27,801 I'm a bad boy. 368 00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:31,708 You want to give me a spanking? 369 00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:34,792 Don't you disrespect me. 370 00:16:34,812 --> 00:16:36,526 - Yes, ma'am. I-I... - And do not disrespect 371 00:16:36,546 --> 00:16:37,760 the memory of my husband. 372 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,562 - Well, I didn't... - I am not done. 373 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,932 My family has been through too much these past few years 374 00:16:41,952 --> 00:16:44,167 to put up with you rubbing salt in the wound. 375 00:16:44,187 --> 00:16:46,736 - Now, I never intended... - And God is watching you. 376 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,706 He may be forgiving, but when it comes to my family, 377 00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:52,895 I sure as heck am not. 378 00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:55,979 I'm sorry, I-I crossed the line. 379 00:16:55,999 --> 00:16:59,116 - And? - And I will back off the scoreboard. 380 00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:01,618 You will also apologize to Georgie. 381 00:17:01,638 --> 00:17:03,486 Yes, ma'am. 382 00:17:05,575 --> 00:17:07,344 All right, then. 383 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:13,283 There may be a decent man underneath all that scruff. 384 00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:15,962 I can shave! 385 00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:25,408 It is beautiful, 386 00:17:25,428 --> 00:17:29,065 your dad's name up there for everyone to see. 387 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,782 Ain't as fancy as a scoreboard. 388 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,617 No, a snack bar's better. 389 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,774 Our team's so bad, who wants to look at the score? 390 00:17:38,441 --> 00:17:39,889 Be cool if they served beer. 391 00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:41,658 It's a high school. 392 00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:43,980 Excuse me for trying to honor my father. 393 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,731 This is the best hot dog. 394 00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:50,987 It's like George cooked it himself. 395 00:17:52,069 --> 00:17:54,764 Pull it together, Wayne. You got a game to lose.