1 00:00:01,148 --> 00:00:03,560 Previously on Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:03,580 --> 00:00:05,720 You are not gonna believe this. That was Channel Nine. 3 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:07,730 They just offered me a job. 4 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:10,004 You want me to chase a tornado, I will chase a tornado. 5 00:00:10,024 --> 00:00:12,517 Short skirt, lot of wind— that'll give us some ratings. 6 00:00:12,537 --> 00:00:15,720 As a woman, I would never ask you to exploit your sexuality. 7 00:00:15,740 --> 00:00:17,350 - Thank you. - But if you wanted to, 8 00:00:17,370 --> 00:00:19,120 I'd be very okay with it. 9 00:00:19,140 --> 00:00:21,220 We'll climb back into the low 70s 10 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:23,254 - Saturday and Sunday... - Can you believe that's who 11 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:25,960 - they replaced me with? - Thanks for watching. I'm Kelli with an "I," 12 00:00:25,980 --> 00:00:28,339 and that eye is on your weather. 13 00:00:28,359 --> 00:00:31,170 - She kind of looks like you. - No, she doesn't. 14 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,640 I'm Kelli with an "I," 15 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:38,810 and that eye is on your weather. 16 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,606 That ain't Mandy. 17 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:41,640 - I know. - Oh. 18 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:43,585 So you're watching her competition? 19 00:00:43,605 --> 00:00:46,280 Kelli's cute and she wasn't mean to me as a kid. 20 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,220 Well, still, we should probably switch to your sister. 21 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,188 Mandy's not gonna know who we watched. 22 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:53,860 That's true. It's my house. I can watch whatever I want. 23 00:00:54,556 --> 00:00:55,843 - Hey, y'all. - Hey! 24 00:00:55,863 --> 00:00:57,730 Just watching Mandy do the weather. 25 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,300 And that wraps up our seven-day forecast. 26 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,730 Stick around for Don with sports. 27 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:05,000 I know it's not football or baseball season, 28 00:01:05,020 --> 00:01:08,140 but there's probably other sports. Don? 29 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:12,121 Mr. McAllister, were you ever a member of the chamber of commerce? 30 00:01:12,141 --> 00:01:13,940 - No. Why? - I got an invitation 31 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,740 to a mixer for prospective members. 32 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,250 Oh. You gonna do it? 33 00:01:17,270 --> 00:01:19,320 Seems like it could be a good thing for the store. 34 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,020 What's the chamber of commerce? 35 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,050 Oh, I-it's a organization of-of people 36 00:01:24,070 --> 00:01:26,460 engaged in-in commerce 37 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,045 a-and... 38 00:01:28,065 --> 00:01:30,060 And they-they— Well, they get together 39 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,600 in, uh... you know... 40 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:34,008 chamber. 41 00:01:34,028 --> 00:01:35,681 So neither of you know. 42 00:01:35,701 --> 00:01:37,100 - Not a clue. - Nope. 43 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:39,468 But I will let you know as soon as I get in. 44 00:01:39,488 --> 00:01:42,692 Careful. This is how people get sucked into a cult. 45 00:01:42,712 --> 00:01:43,910 Oh, it ain't a cult. 46 00:01:43,930 --> 00:01:47,850 When your mother sold Tupperware, that was a cult. 47 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:52,320 "Chamber of commerce." 48 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:53,380 That sounds important. 49 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,420 Oh, it is. It's a big deal. 50 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,590 Are they the ones that wear the tiny hats with the tassels? 51 00:01:58,610 --> 00:02:00,590 No, that's the Shriners. 52 00:02:00,610 --> 00:02:03,890 Well, who-who drives all the little clown cars in the parade? 53 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:05,490 Also the Shriners. 54 00:02:05,510 --> 00:02:07,200 Oh. Maybe you should join them. 55 00:02:07,220 --> 00:02:09,266 You can fix all their tiny tires. 56 00:02:12,540 --> 00:02:13,500 I like it. 57 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,852 Be good for business. 58 00:02:14,872 --> 00:02:16,948 - You know what they do? - Chamber of commerce? 59 00:02:16,968 --> 00:02:19,299 Yeah, my barber's a member. He says it's good for networking. 60 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:21,264 Wait, you have a barber? 61 00:02:21,284 --> 00:02:24,280 Yeah. He said the chamber does a lot of charity stuff, 62 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:25,480 sponsors community events. 63 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,320 But you're bald. 64 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,590 I'm not totally bald. 65 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:30,750 I get this shaved. 66 00:02:30,770 --> 00:02:32,220 Why don't you shave it yourself? 67 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,241 You want to hear about the chamber of commerce or not? 68 00:02:34,261 --> 00:02:36,130 Sorry. Go ahead. 69 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:37,680 Could help us get some new clients. 70 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:40,000 We'd be in their directory. We'd get a plaque to put— 71 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:43,000 Hey, my eyes are down here. 72 00:02:43,239 --> 00:02:45,836 So what do you say we go to this mixer, do a little schmoozin'? 73 00:02:45,856 --> 00:02:48,057 Hmm. I don't see the downside. 74 00:02:48,077 --> 00:02:49,240 Great. Last question— 75 00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:51,413 About the chamber of commerce or my head? 76 00:02:51,433 --> 00:02:53,280 Never mind. 77 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:28,022 There's the lady who owns the pet store. 78 00:03:29,570 --> 00:03:32,182 And that's the guy who runs the barbecue place with the awesome chili. 79 00:03:32,202 --> 00:03:34,874 Oh. I love that chili. He uses brisket 80 00:03:34,894 --> 00:03:37,383 instead of ground beef and— - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 81 00:03:37,403 --> 00:03:38,960 Don't get starstruck. 82 00:03:39,746 --> 00:03:42,497 Gentlemen. Jerry Clemons, Clemons Hardware. 83 00:03:42,517 --> 00:03:43,790 Glad y'all came. 84 00:03:43,810 --> 00:03:44,830 Georgie Cooper. 85 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:45,760 Ruben Alvarez. 86 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:47,060 We took over McAllister Auto. 87 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,400 Oh. Jim McAllister's old place. 88 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:51,430 I did hear that was under new management. 89 00:03:51,450 --> 00:03:53,440 Newer, younger, better. 90 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:55,070 Just what people are saying. 91 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:56,840 Any questions? 92 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:59,340 A lot of people don't actually know what we do here. 93 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,540 You're kidding. 94 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,150 Networking, charity, community outreach— 95 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:04,380 seems pretty obvious. 96 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,320 It did to me. 97 00:04:06,870 --> 00:04:08,550 So, Jerry, what do we got to do to join? 98 00:04:08,570 --> 00:04:11,690 Pretty simple. Just introduce yourselves around, talk to the members. 99 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,190 If you want to be involved, 100 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:15,490 - we're happy to have you. - Great. 101 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:17,376 Usually meet the first Wednesday of every month. 102 00:04:17,396 --> 00:04:19,660 That'll work. I mean, I've got a small child at home, 103 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,392 but my partner here's got nothing going on. 104 00:04:21,412 --> 00:04:24,240 I got plenty going on. 105 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,340 Like what? 106 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:28,810 You don't know everything about me. 107 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:31,640 Let's not argue in front of Jerry. Okay? 108 00:04:32,334 --> 00:04:34,410 All right, fellas. We'll talk later. 109 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,320 Why do you put me down in front of other people? 110 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:41,409 - I wasn't putting you down. - Yes, you were. 111 00:04:41,429 --> 00:04:44,720 Hey, how about after this, I take you out for some of that chili? 112 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:46,930 That'd be nice. Thank you. 113 00:04:53,580 --> 00:04:56,843 So me and Ruben raised the money from friends and family and we bought the place. 114 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:57,870 Impressive. 115 00:04:57,890 --> 00:04:59,770 You don't look much older than my son. 116 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:01,640 - I'm 21. - 21. 117 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:03,240 That would make you our youngest member. 118 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:05,440 I'd probably be your first Puerto Rican member. 119 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:07,340 That's my background. 120 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,950 A real-life immigrant success story. 121 00:05:09,970 --> 00:05:11,750 Oh. Where were you born? 122 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,680 Here. 123 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:17,285 Well, it'd be great to have some fresh faces join us. 124 00:05:17,305 --> 00:05:19,417 Don't get any fresher than this. 125 00:05:19,437 --> 00:05:21,191 Or this. 126 00:05:21,211 --> 00:05:24,130 Believe it or not, he got a haircut for y'all. 127 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:27,130 What did we just talk about? 128 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:32,781 Jim, do you want to go to the nursery with me tomorrow? 129 00:05:32,801 --> 00:05:35,140 I want to replant those azaleas. 130 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,631 You sure? Weather forecast said it looks like rain. 131 00:05:37,651 --> 00:05:40,431 Aw. Sounds like somebody watched me. 132 00:05:40,451 --> 00:05:42,380 It sure does. 133 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:43,955 Hey. 134 00:05:43,975 --> 00:05:45,550 Hey. How was the mixer? 135 00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:47,766 Great. You're looking at the youngest member ever 136 00:05:47,786 --> 00:05:49,890 of the Medford Chamber of Commerce. 137 00:05:49,910 --> 00:05:52,090 Wow. Congratulations. 138 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:54,420 Before I got there, the youngest one was, like, 32. 139 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,390 Oh. 140 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:56,730 That's the same age as— 141 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,160 Watch it. 142 00:05:58,180 --> 00:06:00,989 32 ain't old. Everyone else there was, like, in their 50s. 143 00:06:01,009 --> 00:06:02,800 Watch it. 144 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,330 Well, good for you, Georgie. 145 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:06,100 They loved me. One lady pinched my cheek 146 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,070 and called me plucky. 147 00:06:08,090 --> 00:06:10,880 Careful. He does like older women. 148 00:06:11,990 --> 00:06:13,540 Anyways, it got me thinking— 149 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,680 maybe there's a news story here. 150 00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:17,880 You mean you? 151 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:20,080 It's pretty inspirational when you think about it. 152 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:22,150 Oh, honey, I'm really proud of you, 153 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:24,690 but I'm trying to do more edgy stories. 154 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:28,979 Didn't you just do one about a dog with wheels for hind legs? 155 00:06:28,999 --> 00:06:31,385 Yeah. He bit a kid and rolled away. 156 00:06:31,405 --> 00:06:32,660 Edgy. 157 00:06:33,350 --> 00:06:36,500 I'm just saying, it's a great story— a high school dropout making good. 158 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:40,270 Please don't go on TV and tell people you're a high school dropout. 159 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:42,010 I ain't ashamed. 160 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:45,040 No, you really ain't. 161 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:50,210 Mandy said I wasn't newsworthy. 162 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:52,037 But on that Doogie Howser show, folks loved 163 00:06:52,057 --> 00:06:54,050 that he was the youngest guy in his profession. 164 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:55,720 I never watched that show. 165 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:58,050 He was a doctor and a teenager. 166 00:06:58,070 --> 00:07:01,360 He lost his first patient and his virginity on the same day. 167 00:07:01,940 --> 00:07:03,530 Do you have a point? 168 00:07:03,550 --> 00:07:05,830 Being young is a good story. 169 00:07:05,850 --> 00:07:08,630 Newspeople did all kinds of stuff about Sheldon when he was a kid. 170 00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:10,430 He was a science genius. 171 00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:12,700 And I'm a tire genius! 172 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:15,600 Mandy's not the only news lady in town. 173 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:17,870 There's that Kelli girl on Channel Seven. 174 00:07:17,890 --> 00:07:19,240 I can't call her. 175 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:20,740 She's Mandy's competition. 176 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,450 I guess. 177 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,480 But if you called her... 178 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,680 Mandy'd be mad at me. 179 00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:29,020 Not just a tire genius. 180 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,390 - Hey. How was work? - Good. 181 00:07:37,010 --> 00:07:38,560 Look, just so you know, 182 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:40,400 I'm really sorry I couldn't help you out. 183 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:42,730 It's okay. And just so you know, 184 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:45,170 Channel Seven thinks I am a story. 185 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:47,400 - Excuse me? - Yeah. That Kelli girl said 186 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:48,400 it's perfect for her. 187 00:07:48,420 --> 00:07:50,010 I'm sorry, Kelli? 188 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:51,880 Yeah. You know, with an "I." 189 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,180 Oh, I know Kelli with an "I." 190 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,840 I hate Kelli with an "I." 191 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:57,880 How does she know about you? Did you call her? 192 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:00,420 No, ma'am. I most certainly did not call her. 193 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,620 So Ruben called her. 194 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,350 Dang, you do have a nose for the news. 195 00:08:04,370 --> 00:08:06,190 God, what the hell, Georgie? 196 00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:08,320 How would you feel if I bought tires from Fagenbacher? 197 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:10,048 I'd feel like you're throwing your money away 198 00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:11,680 'cause you get a family discount with me. 199 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,460 That is not the point! 200 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,400 She's just trying to embarrass me. 201 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:16,970 I came to you first. 202 00:08:16,990 --> 00:08:18,270 You said no. 203 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,270 You are not doing that interview. 204 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:22,200 You can't stop me. 205 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:24,370 You know what? 206 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:26,040 You're right. 207 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:29,650 You do whatever you want. 208 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:32,150 It's your decision. 209 00:08:38,770 --> 00:08:40,890 Okay, she may have stopped me. 210 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:46,260 Mandy would do whatever she wanted if she thought 211 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,130 it was good for her career. 212 00:08:48,150 --> 00:08:50,970 Would, has, will again. 213 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,111 So she can't be mad if I do the interview? 214 00:08:53,131 --> 00:08:55,440 Can, will, gonna be. 215 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:59,110 See, stuff like this is the reason why I'm not married. 216 00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:02,110 No. The reason you're not married is no one wants to marry you. 217 00:09:03,070 --> 00:09:04,580 So what should I do? 218 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,220 Well, before I fight with Audrey, 219 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,680 I always ask myself, 220 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:09,820 is it worth it? 221 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,120 I've heard you fight about pillows on the bed. 222 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:13,860 There's too many. 223 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:17,530 Throw pillows, shams— I don't know what's going on. 224 00:09:17,550 --> 00:09:19,430 Well, a news story is free advertising, 225 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:20,930 so, yeah, it's worth it. 226 00:09:20,950 --> 00:09:22,770 And for your information, there were two girls 227 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:24,970 - who wanted to marry me. - What happened? 228 00:09:24,990 --> 00:09:26,710 They found out about each other. 229 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:34,780 If this front continues, we can expect rain all weekend. 230 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,820 I would be the father of her children. 231 00:09:38,170 --> 00:09:41,820 This is normally the time when I do my "Eye on Medford" segment 232 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,150 where we focus on folks in the community, 233 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:47,720 but unfortunately we had a last-minute cancellation. 234 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:50,890 Apparently, our guest is married to the weather girl 235 00:09:50,910 --> 00:09:52,360 on our rival station 236 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:55,460 and she told him he wasn't allowed to do it. 237 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,370 I don't want to name names, 238 00:09:57,390 --> 00:09:59,040 but she's on Channel Nine. 239 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,340 Oh, no. 240 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,710 Oh, no? 241 00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:05,080 How about "Oh, baby"? 242 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:15,106 What the hell, Georgie? You told Kelli I wouldn't let you do it? 243 00:10:15,126 --> 00:10:16,480 You wouldn't let me do it. 244 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,350 Well, she didn't need to know that. 245 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:20,320 I didn't know she was gonna blab it on TV. 246 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:22,190 Do you know how this makes me look? 247 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:26,200 I do, but now does not seem like the time to say it. 248 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:29,670 You could've said you were sick or busy or anything else. 249 00:10:29,690 --> 00:10:31,900 All I did was tell the truth. 250 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,810 Can you give us some privacy? 251 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:40,010 I've heard y'all fight before. It's fine. 252 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,110 - Dad... - Well, I'm hungry. 253 00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:43,880 This is where the food is. 254 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,750 You didn't want me to do the interview. 255 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,280 I didn't do it. You're welcome. 256 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,280 She embarrassed me on television. 257 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,620 Nah, she didn't even say your name. 258 00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:54,890 So you watched her? 259 00:10:54,910 --> 00:10:57,560 I probably snack too much. 260 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:04,370 You wanted to see me? 261 00:11:04,390 --> 00:11:06,170 Close the door. 262 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,380 So I-I guess you saw what Kelli said. 263 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,250 Sure did. 264 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,780 Well, I just want you to know that I will rise above this. 265 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,180 Unlike her, 266 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,950 I can behave in a professional manner. 267 00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:24,060 Why on earth would you do that? 268 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,250 Wait, what? 269 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,790 This is ratings gold. Hit back. 270 00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:30,260 Get down in the mud and roll around with that skank. 271 00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:32,660 Uh, but if I say something, 272 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,260 won't she just swing back harder? 273 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,100 Do you not know how feuds work? 274 00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:39,970 No, I mean, of course I do. 275 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,670 - I made a lot of girls cry in my heyday. - Hmm. 276 00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:45,280 Girls who look like you always do. 277 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,550 Thank you. 278 00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:52,250 That storm front petered out. Looks like 279 00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:54,450 it'll be a beautiful weekend for folks 280 00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:56,080 to catch up on some gardening. 281 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:59,420 So get out there with a watering can, a rake, 282 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,060 and, like that bimbo who does the weather for Channel Seven, 283 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,060 a hoe. 284 00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:06,900 I raised her better than this. 285 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:10,070 If it helps, you knocked it out of the park with me. 286 00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:12,000 So, Kelli with an "I," 287 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:13,340 I'll make a deal with you— 288 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,870 you don't talk about my marriage 289 00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:18,080 and I won't talk about your nose job. 290 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:21,010 For Channel Nine News, I'm Mandy McAllister. 291 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,480 And this... 292 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,650 is my real nose. 293 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,850 Pretty mean. 294 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,120 You know what they say— 295 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:29,620 do what you love, 296 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,320 never work a day in your life. 297 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,490 When we went to commercial, the whole crew applauded. 298 00:12:37,510 --> 00:12:38,960 Good for you. 299 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:41,460 You know, after all that trash talk I did in high school, 300 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,770 it is nice to know I still got it. 301 00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:47,000 Ain't you worried that Kelli's gonna swing back? 302 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,270 Oh, let her. 303 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:50,044 I found the yearbook picture with her old nose. 304 00:12:50,064 --> 00:12:52,202 You could've vacuumed the floor with that thing. 305 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:55,010 Man, I'm glad I didn't know you in high school. 306 00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:57,980 Yeah, with that accent, I would've torn you apart. 307 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,720 You know, this is good for Kelli, too. 308 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:02,990 It's like Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding. 309 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:04,650 I mean, nobody cared about ice-skating 310 00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:06,760 until those two started going at each other. 311 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:09,190 Didn't one of 'em break the other one's kneecap? 312 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:12,500 Yeah. And we're still talking about it. 313 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:18,600 Check it out. 314 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:19,800 We're official. 315 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,140 Nice. 316 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,340 We're not really going to those meetings, are we? 317 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,440 Nah. We got the plaque hanging up. We're good. 318 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:27,910 Hey, welcome to McAllister— 319 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,110 Oh. 320 00:13:30,130 --> 00:13:31,780 I was hoping we could talk. 321 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,950 Wow. You're even prettier in person. 322 00:13:33,970 --> 00:13:35,280 I have a boyfriend. 323 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,550 Could have two. 324 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:39,820 Look, I-I know you and my wife are having a thing, 325 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,620 but I don't want to be a part of it. 326 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:42,930 I understand. 327 00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:44,090 I come in peace. 328 00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:46,360 Okay. So... 329 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:48,660 I know I fired the first shot. 330 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,870 I was angry you canceled last-minute. 331 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:52,070 I told him not to. 332 00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,840 Does he listen to me? 333 00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:55,340 - Dude. - I did. 334 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,470 Don't you have work to do? 335 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:58,910 Fine, but we're talking about this later. 336 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:03,810 Look, I would really just like this to be over. 337 00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:05,410 Why ain't you saying this to Mandy? 338 00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:07,380 Honestly, she's a little scary. 339 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,350 I heard she punched a woman in church. 340 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,250 Oh. That. 341 00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:12,420 So it's true? 342 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,560 Yeah. But it's Texas. 343 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:16,260 I've been punched in church. 344 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,890 Doesn't matter. 345 00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:20,760 I just worry she and I are setting a bad example. 346 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:22,900 Women shouldn't be tearing each other down. 347 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,770 We should be lifting each other up. 348 00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:26,970 Amen, sister. 349 00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:33,240 Did you watch Kelli? 350 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,910 No, Georgie made us watch you. 351 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,150 Don't worry. We taped it. 352 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,410 Oh, good. Put her on. 353 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:41,280 I want to see what she said about me. 354 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,220 Maybe she found out you wore a helmet as a baby. 355 00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:45,890 You did? 356 00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:49,220 It's not her fault her head was pointy. 357 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,800 I had a petite pelvis. 358 00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:54,100 Before I get to tonight's weather, 359 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,900 I'd like to address some of the comments 360 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,400 made about me by my competitor. 361 00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:00,370 I don't want to personally attack other women 362 00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:02,070 to advance my career. 363 00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:03,470 But then, I guess, 364 00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,910 as the number one weather personality in Medford, 365 00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:07,310 I don't have to. 366 00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:10,050 No one tape over this. 367 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,280 Besides, I wouldn't want to pick a fight with someone 368 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,820 who once punched a woman in church. 369 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,250 How does she know that? 370 00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:18,350 Did you tell her? 371 00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,460 Sorta. She tricked me. 372 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,790 Wait, you punched someone in church? 373 00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:24,890 She deserved it. She was kissing Georgie. 374 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:26,590 Wh-Why were you kissing someone? 375 00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:28,260 She kissed me! 376 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,470 Wait, Kelli didn't kiss you, did she? 377 00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:31,670 No. 378 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:33,389 That's too bad. I could've used that. 379 00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:35,970 What is happening to this family? 380 00:15:35,990 --> 00:15:37,580 You know what, I'll just say she did. 381 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,768 Who's gonna know? 382 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,450 Hello. 383 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:50,290 Oh. Hi. 384 00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:51,720 Don't worry. 385 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,320 I'm not here to start anything. 386 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,893 At least not until I've had my coffee. 387 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,690 So... 388 00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,300 what do you want? 389 00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:03,130 Well, I just saw you here and I thought maybe I'd say hey. 390 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:05,800 It's a lot harder to be mean to somebody that you know. 391 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:07,570 Is it? 392 00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:10,010 I don't know. It's a thing people say. 393 00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:11,940 And just so you know, 394 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,840 I was never actually gonna show any pictures of your old nose. 395 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,980 Really? 'Cause someone mailed in 396 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,780 baby pictures of you in a helmet. 397 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,820 Wow. 398 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,690 Maybe we are setting a bad example. 399 00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,550 Should we call a truce? 400 00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,520 Yeah, I guess. 401 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,190 It was kind of fun, though. 402 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:30,630 And the weather is so boring. 403 00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,800 It's rainy, it's sunny, ugh. 404 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,830 And being catty really brought me back to high school. 405 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,630 Me, too. 406 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:40,100 It's like riding a bike, isn't it? 407 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:44,080 You know, it doesn't have to end. 408 00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:46,210 It has been good for ratings. 409 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:48,881 Mm-hmm. I mean, maybe we should give the people what they want. 410 00:16:48,901 --> 00:16:50,480 So we'll keep it going? 411 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,680 Done. 412 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,580 We probably shouldn't be seen 413 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,150 - hanging out like this. - Oh. 414 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:57,590 I can fix that. 415 00:16:57,610 --> 00:16:59,850 I came here to bury the hatchet 416 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:02,320 and you insult my baby daughter? 417 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:04,460 - What? - That's low. 418 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,860 You mention my kid again 419 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,030 and you're gonna need another nose job. 420 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:20,140 I hear you and Kelli got in a fight at a coffee shop. 421 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,250 Yeah. But don't worry— I won. 422 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,050 Oh, honey, you got to save that stuff for on-air. 423 00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:27,880 Quit giving away the milk. We got a cow to sell. 424 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:30,650 Right. L-Look, I-I have been digging up some dirt. 425 00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:32,720 I got some pretty juicy leads. 426 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:33,860 Lay it on me. 427 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,190 Uh, she takes ballet, 428 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:38,330 so I think I can call her an exotic dancer 429 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,560 without getting sued. 430 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,300 That's messed up. 431 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,200 I like it. 432 00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:44,970 - What else you got? - Okay, 433 00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:47,540 her mother is in a women's prison in Arkansas. 434 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,410 - You're kidding. - Well, it's assisted living, 435 00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:52,810 but there are locks on the door, so... 436 00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:55,080 Great. And just so we know, 437 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,641 is there anything she can dig up on you that's damning? 438 00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,380 Hmm. Um... 439 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,220 You're working for a guy you used to sleep with. 440 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,590 - What's all this stuff? - They're counterfeits. 441 00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:07,720 We're selling 'em for a bundle to desperate mothers. 442 00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:09,160 I'm not handling any money. 443 00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:11,190 I just take bets for her when Dale's home. 444 00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:12,491 That's still illegal. 445 00:18:12,511 --> 00:18:15,130 Clean as a whistle.