1 00:00:06,644 --> 00:00:07,750 Are you still working? 2 00:00:07,770 --> 00:00:09,860 Yeah, going over the books. 3 00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:11,662 Is everything okay? 4 00:00:11,682 --> 00:00:12,830 Not sure. 5 00:00:12,850 --> 00:00:14,665 Math ain't really my strong suit. 6 00:00:14,685 --> 00:00:16,234 Oh, honey, 7 00:00:16,254 --> 00:00:18,269 can't be any worse than your English. 8 00:00:18,489 --> 00:00:19,807 Let me see. 9 00:00:21,192 --> 00:00:22,773 Whoa, that's a really big number. 10 00:00:22,793 --> 00:00:23,741 Is that what you owe? 11 00:00:23,761 --> 00:00:25,176 That's what we made. 12 00:00:25,196 --> 00:00:26,744 That's amazing. 13 00:00:26,764 --> 00:00:29,213 - I know. - So there's definitely a mistake. 14 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:30,214 Has to be. 15 00:00:30,234 --> 00:00:31,749 Well, do you want me to check it? 16 00:00:31,769 --> 00:00:33,887 - Are you good at math? - Better than you. 17 00:00:35,139 --> 00:00:36,154 Hmm. 18 00:00:36,174 --> 00:00:37,958 Okay, let me see. 19 00:00:41,044 --> 00:00:42,930 That's, um... 20 00:00:44,782 --> 00:00:45,763 What you think? 21 00:00:45,783 --> 00:00:47,335 I think we should ask my mom. 22 00:00:50,454 --> 00:00:53,003 Ah, there's your mistake right there. 23 00:00:53,288 --> 00:00:54,238 I knew it. 24 00:00:54,258 --> 00:00:56,740 Well, you forgot to carry forward last month's earnings. 25 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,605 You're up even more than you thought. 26 00:00:59,297 --> 00:01:00,511 So we made that? 27 00:01:00,531 --> 00:01:01,612 You made that. 28 00:01:01,632 --> 00:01:02,947 Holy crap! 29 00:01:02,967 --> 00:01:04,632 Wait, wait. Let me see, let me see. 30 00:01:04,652 --> 00:01:06,337 Holy crap! 31 00:01:07,743 --> 00:01:09,220 Let's go out and celebrate. 32 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,905 Or we could stay in. 33 00:01:11,925 --> 00:01:14,408 Hmm, I like the sound of that. 34 00:01:14,890 --> 00:01:17,211 O-Okay, I'm right here. 35 00:01:17,331 --> 00:01:18,479 Sorry. 36 00:01:18,499 --> 00:01:20,081 We'll go. 37 00:01:20,101 --> 00:01:21,984 Actually, I'm just gonna take this. 38 00:01:22,903 --> 00:01:24,555 Whoo, mama! 39 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,818 No way. How? 40 00:01:57,838 --> 00:02:01,258 Between the U-Haul account and the chamber of commerce sending us business, 41 00:02:01,278 --> 00:02:02,572 we had our best month ever. 42 00:02:02,592 --> 00:02:04,292 And you're sure this is right? 43 00:02:04,312 --> 00:02:06,360 It's not that I don't trust you. I just... 44 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,861 don't. 45 00:02:07,881 --> 00:02:10,364 Mrs. McAllister checked it. 46 00:02:10,384 --> 00:02:11,832 Holy crap. 47 00:02:11,852 --> 00:02:13,967 My exact words. 48 00:02:13,987 --> 00:02:16,036 You know what we should do? 49 00:02:16,056 --> 00:02:17,338 We should each take a bonus. 50 00:02:17,358 --> 00:02:20,378 Or we do the smart thing and pay down our debt. 51 00:02:21,095 --> 00:02:22,576 That is the smart thing. 52 00:02:22,596 --> 00:02:23,677 So we're agreed? 53 00:02:23,697 --> 00:02:25,513 We're agreed that's the smart thing. 54 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,926 But we're not gonna do it? 55 00:02:28,226 --> 00:02:29,453 No. 56 00:02:35,909 --> 00:02:38,426 Turns out, we had the best month the store's ever had. 57 00:02:38,446 --> 00:02:41,765 After you retired. That's a kick in the plums, huh? 58 00:02:42,650 --> 00:02:44,332 No, I'm happy for him. 59 00:02:44,352 --> 00:02:47,201 And also, I laid the foundation. 60 00:02:47,221 --> 00:02:48,839 And also, shut up. 61 00:02:50,758 --> 00:02:52,740 Don't be jealous. It's easier for Georgie. 62 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,508 He's just so handsome and charming. 63 00:02:54,833 --> 00:02:57,448 Hey, your father's charming. 64 00:02:58,166 --> 00:03:01,014 Oh, don't listen to them, Mr. McAllister. 65 00:03:01,034 --> 00:03:02,750 I couldn't have done any of this without you. 66 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:03,684 Thank you. 67 00:03:04,004 --> 00:03:05,155 Jerks. 68 00:03:05,939 --> 00:03:08,088 So, you got any fun plans for the money? 69 00:03:08,108 --> 00:03:11,192 Figure this might be a good time to open a retirement account. 70 00:03:11,212 --> 00:03:13,864 My motto is "It's never too soon to save." 71 00:03:14,748 --> 00:03:17,198 How is that your motto? You don't make any money. 72 00:03:17,218 --> 00:03:19,370 Don't need money for mottos. Mottos are free. 73 00:03:20,221 --> 00:03:21,938 Georgie, I know you want to be responsible, 74 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:23,471 but I think you should treat yourself. 75 00:03:23,491 --> 00:03:25,773 There's no rush. I'm gonna be successful my whole life. 76 00:03:25,793 --> 00:03:28,075 It's okay to splurge every once in a while. 77 00:03:28,095 --> 00:03:29,743 I don't really need anything. 78 00:03:29,763 --> 00:03:31,979 Honey, you still have shirts from high school. 79 00:03:31,999 --> 00:03:34,282 That wasn't that long ago. 80 00:03:34,302 --> 00:03:36,584 Let me take you shopping this weekend. It'll be fun. 81 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:37,972 - I hate shopping. - Yeah, I know. 82 00:03:37,992 --> 00:03:39,941 It's one of the things I'm trying to fix about you. 83 00:03:43,477 --> 00:03:46,092 Remember when we first started making money at the store? 84 00:03:46,112 --> 00:03:47,361 Oh, yeah. 85 00:03:47,381 --> 00:03:50,864 Connor was a baby, and I bought that rocking chair. 86 00:03:50,884 --> 00:03:52,833 Felt so extravagant. 87 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:54,635 And he did not like it. 88 00:03:54,655 --> 00:03:57,070 Threw up every time. 89 00:03:57,490 --> 00:04:00,241 I did a little splurging myself back then. 90 00:04:00,561 --> 00:04:02,443 You never told me that. What'd you buy? 91 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,845 It doesn't matter. It was a long time ago. 92 00:04:04,865 --> 00:04:06,580 Oh, come on, tell me. 93 00:04:07,069 --> 00:04:08,479 Okay. Uh, 94 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,518 bought a Super Bowl ticket, 95 00:04:10,538 --> 00:04:12,255 50-yard line. 96 00:04:14,842 --> 00:04:17,590 And you didn't buy me a ticket? 97 00:04:17,610 --> 00:04:19,059 Well, I would've, 98 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:22,730 but the 50-yard line's real expensive. 99 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:25,599 You rat bastard! 100 00:04:26,019 --> 00:04:27,935 Here I am, feeling bad about a chair 101 00:04:27,955 --> 00:04:29,803 I bought for our infant son, 102 00:04:29,823 --> 00:04:32,706 and you went to the Super Bowl without me? 103 00:04:32,726 --> 00:04:35,809 Yeah, but... we can laugh about it now. 104 00:04:38,332 --> 00:04:40,013 Unbelievable. 105 00:04:40,033 --> 00:04:41,815 Well, that was like 20 years ago. 106 00:04:41,835 --> 00:04:43,220 Water under the bridge. 107 00:04:44,204 --> 00:04:45,419 Fine. 108 00:04:45,439 --> 00:04:47,288 I guess you're right. 109 00:04:47,308 --> 00:04:50,157 I'm sure you got a couple things you never told me. 110 00:04:50,177 --> 00:04:51,762 Oh, more than a couple. 111 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,164 Well, there you go. 112 00:04:58,218 --> 00:04:59,967 So, what are they? 113 00:04:59,987 --> 00:05:01,735 I'll tell you in 20 years. 114 00:05:01,755 --> 00:05:04,372 Oh, come on. I might not still be alive. 115 00:05:04,392 --> 00:05:07,601 Well, think of it as a reason to hang in there. 116 00:05:14,335 --> 00:05:16,049 How's it going in there? 117 00:05:16,069 --> 00:05:17,851 Okay. 118 00:05:17,871 --> 00:05:20,854 Might go a little better if you come in and help me out. 119 00:05:20,874 --> 00:05:23,691 Nice try, but fluorescent lights 120 00:05:23,711 --> 00:05:27,030 and a lot of mirrors is not the turn-on you think it is. 121 00:05:30,584 --> 00:05:32,900 - Well? - You look great. Let's get it. 122 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,968 I don't know. Black jeans? 123 00:05:34,988 --> 00:05:37,405 Not like I'm going to a wedding. 124 00:05:37,425 --> 00:05:40,173 Okay, how about just the shirt, then? 125 00:05:40,193 --> 00:05:42,710 It's really white. What if I spill something on it? 126 00:05:42,730 --> 00:05:44,412 Well, then you'll get it dry-cleaned. 127 00:05:44,432 --> 00:05:46,179 I didn't want to come here. 128 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:48,716 You think I want to go to the dry cleaners? 129 00:05:48,736 --> 00:05:51,288 Come on, there's got to be something here that you want. 130 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,555 That jacket's kind of cool. 131 00:05:54,575 --> 00:05:55,826 Oh, this one? 132 00:05:56,710 --> 00:05:58,426 Okay, let's try it on. 133 00:05:58,446 --> 00:05:59,493 Okay. 134 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:01,131 Here you go. 135 00:06:04,685 --> 00:06:06,829 Oh, yeah, hubba-hubba. 136 00:06:07,623 --> 00:06:09,437 Oh, and it's on sale. 137 00:06:09,457 --> 00:06:11,439 - How much? - Only $180. 138 00:06:11,459 --> 00:06:13,310 $180? 139 00:06:14,995 --> 00:06:16,944 I ain't spending that much on a jacket. 140 00:06:16,964 --> 00:06:19,547 Well, but it's a hubba-hubba jacket. 141 00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:21,349 No, it's too much. 142 00:06:21,369 --> 00:06:23,283 I have sunglasses that cost that much. 143 00:06:23,303 --> 00:06:26,320 You have sunglasses that cost $180? 144 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:28,121 Okay, I thought if they were expensive, 145 00:06:28,141 --> 00:06:30,360 I wouldn't lose them. I was wrong. 146 00:06:31,178 --> 00:06:32,993 - I'm gonna go change. - Okay. 147 00:06:33,013 --> 00:06:35,246 And then maybe after, we can go to the shoe store. 148 00:06:35,266 --> 00:06:36,464 I don't need shoes. 149 00:06:36,484 --> 00:06:38,669 Yeah, I'm not talking about you. 150 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:44,838 Sweet Jeep. 151 00:06:44,858 --> 00:06:46,273 Thanks. Just bought it. 152 00:06:46,293 --> 00:06:48,809 I didn't know you were looking for a car. 153 00:06:48,829 --> 00:06:50,811 I was gonna talk to you about it over breakfast, 154 00:06:50,831 --> 00:06:53,313 but then I remembered you're not my wife. 155 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,649 These things are built like tanks. 156 00:06:55,669 --> 00:06:57,785 I know. You could drive this through a war zone. 157 00:06:58,205 --> 00:06:59,520 So you gonna take it off-road? 158 00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:01,659 And get it dirty? No way. 159 00:07:02,643 --> 00:07:04,091 So, what'd you do with your bonus? 160 00:07:04,411 --> 00:07:05,526 Nothing. 161 00:07:05,546 --> 00:07:07,595 Aw, dude, you got to treat yourself to something. 162 00:07:07,615 --> 00:07:10,631 Knowing that my family is taken care of is my treat. 163 00:07:10,651 --> 00:07:12,666 Oh, ugh. 164 00:07:12,686 --> 00:07:15,002 I've got my whole life to buy stuff. 165 00:07:15,022 --> 00:07:17,170 But you're only young once. 166 00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:20,207 I wish I could've bought this thing when I still had hair to blow in the wind. 167 00:07:20,227 --> 00:07:22,009 What you should've done is got a wife 168 00:07:22,029 --> 00:07:24,445 while you still had hair to blow in the wind. 169 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:27,651 I'm your only friend. You should watch how you talk to me. 170 00:07:27,671 --> 00:07:29,450 That ain't true. Mandy's my friend. 171 00:07:29,470 --> 00:07:30,651 My best friend. 172 00:07:30,671 --> 00:07:32,455 Oh, ugh! 173 00:07:39,547 --> 00:07:41,862 - Morning. - Morning. 174 00:07:42,082 --> 00:07:43,130 Sleep okay? 175 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:44,532 Like a baby. You? 176 00:07:44,552 --> 00:07:45,902 Same. 177 00:07:47,421 --> 00:07:50,871 I mean, I did find myself thinking about your little secrets. 178 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,210 Who said they were little? 179 00:07:54,161 --> 00:07:56,614 You're screwing with me, right? 180 00:07:57,431 --> 00:07:58,816 Sure. 181 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:01,615 Just tell me one. I won't be mad. 182 00:08:02,228 --> 00:08:04,373 Oh, yeah, you will. 183 00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:09,256 Hey. 184 00:08:09,276 --> 00:08:10,591 Hey. 185 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:12,693 Whoa, you went back and got the jacket. 186 00:08:12,713 --> 00:08:15,529 Yeah, Ruben convinced me I needed to lighten up a little. 187 00:08:15,549 --> 00:08:18,602 Oh, yeah? Well, I did say the same thing. 188 00:08:19,419 --> 00:08:21,902 I'm like the lid on a jar of mayonnaise. 189 00:08:21,922 --> 00:08:23,937 You loosened me up. 190 00:08:23,957 --> 00:08:25,105 Well, you do look sexy. 191 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:27,010 I do, don't I? 192 00:08:28,996 --> 00:08:31,911 It's weird. I'm not used to spending money on myself. 193 00:08:31,931 --> 00:08:35,048 Well, you never really had any money to spend. 194 00:08:35,068 --> 00:08:36,750 Plus, my parents always fought about money, 195 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:39,720 so I guess it made me a little— what do you call it, frugal? 196 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:42,088 We don't have to be frugal. 197 00:08:42,108 --> 00:08:43,457 We both have jobs. 198 00:08:43,477 --> 00:08:45,793 It's okay to treat ourselves once in a while. 199 00:08:45,813 --> 00:08:47,167 You're right. 200 00:08:47,187 --> 00:08:49,563 You know, you buy what you want, I buy what I want. 201 00:08:49,583 --> 00:08:51,168 Everybody's happy. 202 00:08:52,119 --> 00:08:53,767 What'd you buy now? 203 00:08:53,787 --> 00:08:56,439 The point is, everybody's happy. 204 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,612 Need a hand? 205 00:09:05,232 --> 00:09:06,183 What? 206 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:08,882 Need a hand? 207 00:09:09,046 --> 00:09:10,551 You're kidding, right? 208 00:09:10,639 --> 00:09:12,886 Why-why would I be kidding? 209 00:09:13,189 --> 00:09:14,788 For our entire marriage, 210 00:09:14,808 --> 00:09:17,625 you have never once offered to help me with the laundry. 211 00:09:18,018 --> 00:09:19,326 Well, isn't it nice 212 00:09:19,346 --> 00:09:21,428 that we can still surprise each other? 213 00:09:21,572 --> 00:09:24,898 Speaking of which, got you a little something. 214 00:09:25,257 --> 00:09:26,333 What's this? 215 00:09:26,353 --> 00:09:27,643 Open it. 216 00:09:30,123 --> 00:09:31,739 Astros tickets? 217 00:09:31,759 --> 00:09:33,173 Yeah, two of 'em. 218 00:09:33,193 --> 00:09:34,634 I know it's not the Super Bowl, 219 00:09:34,654 --> 00:09:36,977 but these are great seats, right behind home plate. 220 00:09:36,997 --> 00:09:38,311 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 221 00:09:38,331 --> 00:09:40,548 A-And they're playing the Dodgers. 222 00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:42,349 I know how you feel about them. 223 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:45,586 I do hate those Hollywood hippies. 224 00:09:45,806 --> 00:09:46,887 Great. 225 00:09:46,907 --> 00:09:48,656 You still can't buy my secrets. 226 00:09:48,676 --> 00:09:51,959 Are you sure? Did you see the price? 227 00:09:51,979 --> 00:09:54,127 Thanks for helping with the laundry. 228 00:09:54,147 --> 00:09:56,496 Here, these go in the dryer. 229 00:09:56,516 --> 00:09:58,568 That's that thing right there. 230 00:10:06,059 --> 00:10:08,508 Ooh. 231 00:10:08,528 --> 00:10:10,177 Can I look? 232 00:10:10,197 --> 00:10:12,349 One sec. Okay. 233 00:10:16,770 --> 00:10:17,951 You bought a Jet Ski. 234 00:10:17,971 --> 00:10:20,023 Who's frugal now? 235 00:10:26,546 --> 00:10:27,898 What you think? 236 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:31,264 I didn't know you wanted a Jet Ski. 237 00:10:31,284 --> 00:10:32,600 My whole life. 238 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:34,702 It's like a motorcycle, except if you fall off, 239 00:10:34,722 --> 00:10:36,439 instead of dying, you get wet. 240 00:10:37,290 --> 00:10:39,573 I'm just a little surprised we didn't talk about it first. 241 00:10:39,593 --> 00:10:42,075 You're the one who said I should buy whatever I wanted. 242 00:10:42,095 --> 00:10:44,411 Yep, I did, I did. 243 00:10:44,431 --> 00:10:47,514 And you did, so... 244 00:10:47,534 --> 00:10:49,019 yay, Jet Ski. 245 00:10:49,903 --> 00:10:52,485 Picture it: you, me, out on the lake. 246 00:10:54,074 --> 00:10:56,994 Matching red swimsuits like Baywatch. 247 00:10:57,945 --> 00:10:59,593 I should've known Baywatch was behind this. 248 00:10:59,613 --> 00:11:01,561 I often ask myself, 249 00:11:01,581 --> 00:11:03,396 "What would the Hoff do?" 250 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:04,698 The Hoff? 251 00:11:04,718 --> 00:11:05,933 David Hasselhoff. 252 00:11:05,953 --> 00:11:07,467 It's like "What Would Jesus Do?" 253 00:11:07,487 --> 00:11:09,864 but one of them used to be Knight Rider. 254 00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:12,205 Well, can't argue with that logic. 255 00:11:12,225 --> 00:11:14,380 Best part: we ever get hit with one of them tsunamis, 256 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,977 me, you and CeeCee can Jet Ski right out. 257 00:11:16,997 --> 00:11:18,648 Or that logic. 258 00:11:24,037 --> 00:11:26,453 Why is there a Jet Ski in the driveway? 259 00:11:27,211 --> 00:11:28,714 Georgie bought it. 260 00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:31,024 Please tell me he's not gonna keep it there. 261 00:11:31,044 --> 00:11:32,525 Oh, you don't like it? 262 00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:35,195 It's so white trash. 263 00:11:35,215 --> 00:11:37,798 What's next, a couch on the front lawn? 264 00:11:38,212 --> 00:11:40,300 Well, he does like sleeping outside. 265 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,702 It can't stay there. 266 00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:43,136 I agree. Go tell him. 267 00:11:43,156 --> 00:11:44,938 Amanda, don't make me the bad guy. 268 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:47,444 I didn't make you the bad guy. God did. 269 00:11:52,499 --> 00:11:54,314 It's open. 270 00:11:54,734 --> 00:11:56,383 Jet Ski's got to go. 271 00:11:56,729 --> 00:11:58,151 Where am I supposed to put it? 272 00:11:58,171 --> 00:11:59,286 Not my problem. 273 00:11:59,306 --> 00:12:01,021 - Can I put it in the backyard? - No. 274 00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:02,890 - What if I park it on the street? - No. 275 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:04,627 - What if I... - No. 276 00:12:08,415 --> 00:12:09,629 You're not gonna believe this. 277 00:12:09,649 --> 00:12:11,453 Your mother won't let me keep the Jet Ski here. 278 00:12:11,473 --> 00:12:14,905 Oh, she is the worst. 279 00:12:22,462 --> 00:12:23,377 Hey. 280 00:12:23,697 --> 00:12:26,279 So, something going on with you and Mom? 281 00:12:26,802 --> 00:12:28,015 No. Why? 282 00:12:28,035 --> 00:12:30,220 I heard her on the phone with Aunt Louise. 283 00:12:31,939 --> 00:12:33,153 What'd she tell her? 284 00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:36,193 I shouldn't say. I'm trying not to be a gossip. 285 00:12:37,737 --> 00:12:39,126 Then why'd you bring it up? 286 00:12:39,146 --> 00:12:41,098 I said I'm trying. I'm not good at it yet. 287 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:44,765 Okay, fine. 288 00:12:44,785 --> 00:12:46,800 I told her about something dumb I did years ago, 289 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:48,601 and now she's torturing me. 290 00:12:48,621 --> 00:12:49,903 Ooh, what did you do? 291 00:12:49,923 --> 00:12:52,042 No, don't tell me. I'm better than this. 292 00:12:52,826 --> 00:12:53,974 It's no big deal. 293 00:12:53,994 --> 00:12:55,475 She's just trying to make me think 294 00:12:55,495 --> 00:12:57,377 she got a secret I don't know about. 295 00:12:57,975 --> 00:12:59,157 Does she? 296 00:12:59,177 --> 00:13:01,003 Probably. I don't know. 297 00:13:01,234 --> 00:13:02,643 Hey, um... 298 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:04,852 you got a weird relationship with her. 299 00:13:04,872 --> 00:13:06,720 You ever hear anything? 300 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,056 What's weird is a father asking his child 301 00:13:09,076 --> 00:13:10,824 if he knows secrets about his mother. 302 00:13:10,844 --> 00:13:11,959 No, it ain't. 303 00:13:11,979 --> 00:13:13,493 What would she think? 304 00:13:14,047 --> 00:13:15,765 She doesn't need to know. 305 00:13:16,616 --> 00:13:18,165 Wow. 306 00:13:18,185 --> 00:13:20,200 Now you want the child to keep secrets from his mother. 307 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,105 You are some piece of work. 308 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:29,312 - Morning. - Morning. 309 00:13:32,065 --> 00:13:33,613 Why is there a Jet Ski in the garage? 310 00:13:33,633 --> 00:13:35,949 Pretty sweet, huh? I bought it. 311 00:13:36,605 --> 00:13:37,684 Why? 312 00:13:37,704 --> 00:13:39,419 What do you mean, why? You bought a Jeep. 313 00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:42,022 Yeah, that I drive to work. What are you gonna do with that thing? 314 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:43,256 What am I gonna do? 315 00:13:43,276 --> 00:13:46,126 I'll take it to the lake and look like a badass. 316 00:13:46,646 --> 00:13:48,595 How am I supposed to work with that here? 317 00:13:48,615 --> 00:13:50,864 I'll pull it out during the day and put it back at night. 318 00:13:51,084 --> 00:13:53,266 Every day? For the rest of your life? 319 00:13:53,286 --> 00:13:56,439 No, just till I have a house on a lake with a dock for my Jet Ski. 320 00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:59,907 Aw, dude, this is just stupid. 321 00:13:59,927 --> 00:14:01,809 Hey, you were all over me to spend money 322 00:14:01,829 --> 00:14:03,243 and have fun, so I did. 323 00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:06,679 Yeah, but this is just stupid. 324 00:14:06,699 --> 00:14:08,548 You want to be that way, fine. 325 00:14:08,568 --> 00:14:09,883 I'm not taking you to the lake. 326 00:14:09,903 --> 00:14:11,952 - Georgie. - What? 327 00:14:11,972 --> 00:14:14,224 This is really stupid. 328 00:14:19,512 --> 00:14:21,228 Mind if I watch some TV? 329 00:14:21,248 --> 00:14:22,832 Knock yourself out. 330 00:14:28,856 --> 00:14:30,370 Please tell me. 331 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,742 Fine. 332 00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:36,443 I know that every year 333 00:14:36,463 --> 00:14:38,745 you said you were going to a tire convention, 334 00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:41,651 you really went to a casino. 335 00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:47,955 Wait, that's not your secret. That's my secret. 336 00:14:47,975 --> 00:14:49,656 Did you know I knew? 337 00:14:49,676 --> 00:14:50,790 No. 338 00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:53,296 'Cause I can keep a secret. 339 00:14:55,182 --> 00:14:56,864 That don't count. Tell me one of yours. 340 00:14:56,884 --> 00:14:58,665 - You first. - Well, I don't got any more. 341 00:14:58,685 --> 00:15:02,569 Well, then I guess you have nothing to bargain with. 342 00:15:02,589 --> 00:15:05,075 You're just bluffing. I know everything about you. 343 00:15:06,726 --> 00:15:09,676 Hey, um... are you faking bedroom stuff? 344 00:15:09,696 --> 00:15:11,314 'Cause I'm okay with that. 345 00:15:16,404 --> 00:15:18,221 - Hey. - Hey. 346 00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:20,743 You're home late. Did you have a tow? 347 00:15:20,763 --> 00:15:23,416 No, I had a little accident with the Jet Ski. 348 00:15:23,436 --> 00:15:25,025 You took it to the lake? 349 00:15:25,045 --> 00:15:27,260 I backed it into Ruben's Jeep. 350 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,129 Oh, Georgie. 351 00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:31,701 The important thing is no one was hurt. 352 00:15:32,552 --> 00:15:34,567 Although Ruben did cry a little. 353 00:15:34,587 --> 00:15:37,504 Did you ever think maybe this wasn't the smartest purchase? 354 00:15:37,524 --> 00:15:40,373 You and everybody else was pushing me to buy something, 355 00:15:40,393 --> 00:15:41,708 so I bought something. 356 00:15:41,728 --> 00:15:44,211 Well, I didn't mean a Jet Ski we're never gonna use. 357 00:15:44,231 --> 00:15:46,079 We'll use it. We'll go next weekend. 358 00:15:46,099 --> 00:15:48,348 - It's gonna rain. - Well, the weekend after. 359 00:15:48,368 --> 00:15:50,683 - CeeCee has a birthday party. - She can skip it. 360 00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:53,987 No, no. She skips and then all the moms stop inviting her, 361 00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:55,355 and then she's got no friends. 362 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:58,195 She'll make friends. Her dad has a Jet Ski. 363 00:15:59,246 --> 00:16:00,928 You are not putting strange kids on that thing. 364 00:16:00,948 --> 00:16:02,531 You're not putting our kid on that thing. 365 00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:04,597 Well, not now, but once she learns to swim. 366 00:16:04,617 --> 00:16:07,734 Georgie, it's okay to admit that you made a mistake. 367 00:16:07,754 --> 00:16:10,037 I've bought plenty of dumb things in my life. 368 00:16:10,057 --> 00:16:12,075 I know. I've seen your shoe closet. 369 00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:16,446 Hey, my shoes are not dumb. I love every single one of them. 370 00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:19,279 Except for the clogs. I'll give you the clogs. 371 00:16:19,299 --> 00:16:21,281 Well, I love my Jet Ski. 372 00:16:21,301 --> 00:16:22,916 And someday, when we have a free weekend 373 00:16:22,936 --> 00:16:24,851 and the weather's nice and CeeCee learns to swim, 374 00:16:24,871 --> 00:16:26,219 you're gonna love it, too. 375 00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:28,121 Honey, are you listening to yourself? 376 00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:30,057 I don't have to. I know what I'm saying. 377 00:16:36,216 --> 00:16:38,798 I don't know. It's kind of an eyesore. 378 00:16:39,337 --> 00:16:41,668 You let Sheldon put that big satellite dish 379 00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:44,537 in the front yard when he was trying to spy on NASA. 380 00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,873 We made him take that down. 381 00:16:46,893 --> 00:16:49,376 The FBI made him take it down. 382 00:16:49,703 --> 00:16:51,411 Who do you think called them? 383 00:16:51,431 --> 00:16:53,713 - Really? - I had their card on the fridge 384 00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:56,253 ever since the uranium incident. 385 00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,252 I promise, it's only temporary. 386 00:16:59,272 --> 00:17:01,621 A couple weeks, just till I find a better place to store it. 387 00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:03,990 Just a few weeks, right? 388 00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:05,624 A month, tops. 389 00:17:05,644 --> 00:17:09,162 And hey, when we take it out on the lake, you should come. 390 00:17:09,182 --> 00:17:11,698 That does sound kind of fun. 391 00:17:11,718 --> 00:17:14,070 Finally, someone gets it.