1 00:00:01,116 --> 00:00:03,294 Previously on Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:03,314 --> 00:00:04,895 Little busy here, Georgie. What's up? 3 00:00:04,915 --> 00:00:06,364 You know damn well what's up. 4 00:00:06,384 --> 00:00:08,932 Oh, you mean First Baptist. Yeah. 5 00:00:08,952 --> 00:00:11,369 It does feel good to do good, don't it? 6 00:00:11,389 --> 00:00:14,104 You're just trying to drive me out of business. 7 00:00:14,124 --> 00:00:16,126 Which also feels good. 8 00:00:18,097 --> 00:00:19,410 Man, I hate that guy. 9 00:00:19,430 --> 00:00:22,263 My family has been through too much these past few years 10 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:24,132 to put up with you rubbing salt in the wound. 11 00:00:24,152 --> 00:00:26,956 - Now, I never intended— - And God is watching you. 12 00:00:26,976 --> 00:00:29,859 He may be forgiving, but when it comes to my family, 13 00:00:29,879 --> 00:00:32,791 I sure as heck am not. 14 00:00:32,811 --> 00:00:34,024 Yes, ma'am. 15 00:00:34,276 --> 00:00:35,809 There may be a decent man 16 00:00:35,829 --> 00:00:38,129 underneath all that scruff. 17 00:00:38,724 --> 00:00:40,434 I can shave! 18 00:00:46,507 --> 00:00:47,621 Hey, Mom. 19 00:00:47,641 --> 00:00:50,309 Oh, darn, you just missed Bible study. 20 00:00:50,329 --> 00:00:51,812 Whew, close one. 21 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:54,428 Well, I'm not gonna hassle you, 22 00:00:54,448 --> 00:00:57,450 but only because you're dropping off my granddaughter. 23 00:00:57,470 --> 00:00:59,433 Huh. Gettin' me outta stuff. 24 00:00:59,453 --> 00:01:01,635 I wish I had you in high school. 25 00:01:01,655 --> 00:01:03,657 You did. 26 00:01:04,358 --> 00:01:05,882 Here's the rest of the dishes. 27 00:01:05,902 --> 00:01:07,661 Hi, Georgie. 28 00:01:09,275 --> 00:01:10,911 What are you doin' here? 29 00:01:10,931 --> 00:01:12,813 Oh, your mom invited me to Bible study. 30 00:01:12,833 --> 00:01:14,672 And who is this little cutie, huh? 31 00:01:14,692 --> 00:01:18,086 This is CeeCee. Can you say hi to Mr. Fagenbacher? 32 00:01:18,106 --> 00:01:20,291 And then say bye to Mr. Fagenbacher, 33 00:01:20,311 --> 00:01:21,372 'cause he's leaving. 34 00:01:21,427 --> 00:01:22,723 Don't be rude. 35 00:01:22,743 --> 00:01:23,991 It's okay, I'm going. 36 00:01:24,011 --> 00:01:26,660 Okay. Well, I hope to see you at church on Sunday? 37 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,213 I'll be there. 38 00:01:33,221 --> 00:01:34,502 What the hell, Mom? 39 00:01:34,522 --> 00:01:35,669 Language. 40 00:01:35,689 --> 00:01:37,037 I cleaned it up. 41 00:01:37,057 --> 00:01:39,470 It's not the "what the" I wanted to say. 42 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:42,110 It was Bible study. 43 00:01:42,130 --> 00:01:44,145 God does not turn anyone away. 44 00:01:44,165 --> 00:01:46,233 God don't, but you can. 45 00:01:46,934 --> 00:01:49,783 I know that, in the past, Fred has been a real... 46 00:01:49,803 --> 00:01:51,502 monkey butt, 47 00:01:51,872 --> 00:01:55,312 but he has been coming to church and I think he wants to change. 48 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:56,724 People don't change. 49 00:01:56,744 --> 00:01:59,610 Once a monkey butt, always a monkey butt. 50 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:02,430 Really? Because you were a wild teenager 51 00:02:02,450 --> 00:02:05,549 and now you are a responsible father. 52 00:02:05,591 --> 00:02:07,755 Don't use me against me. 53 00:02:08,522 --> 00:02:11,572 Fred is finding God, and that is a good thing. 54 00:02:11,592 --> 00:02:13,250 God is everywhere, he can find Him 55 00:02:13,270 --> 00:02:15,249 at someone else's mom's house. 56 00:02:45,959 --> 00:02:47,475 Have you heard from Connor? 57 00:02:47,495 --> 00:02:49,477 - No. - Huh. 58 00:02:49,497 --> 00:02:50,778 Thought he would've checked in. 59 00:02:50,798 --> 00:02:52,112 I thought so, too. 60 00:02:52,132 --> 00:02:53,414 Sleeping in a van full of girls— 61 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:55,368 can't imagine why he hasn't called his mother. 62 00:02:56,237 --> 00:02:59,272 Fill your mouth with food. 63 00:02:59,931 --> 00:03:01,747 Hey. How's your mom? 64 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:02,956 You wouldn't believe it. 65 00:03:02,976 --> 00:03:04,274 What's going on? 66 00:03:04,369 --> 00:03:07,261 Fagenbacher was at her house for Bible study. 67 00:03:07,281 --> 00:03:08,579 You're kidding. 68 00:03:08,749 --> 00:03:10,798 Bible study? Who's buying that? 69 00:03:10,818 --> 00:03:13,100 He's just doin' this to piss me off. 70 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,256 Clearly. Why else would he spend time with that woman? 71 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,439 Hey, that's my mom! 72 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:21,073 Come on, Audrey, she's a single, attractive lady. 73 00:03:21,093 --> 00:03:23,063 Hey, that's my mom! 74 00:03:23,531 --> 00:03:26,146 Who doesn't drink, dance or have fun of any kind. 75 00:03:26,166 --> 00:03:27,147 Hey, that's— 76 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:29,136 Actually, good point, thank you. 77 00:03:36,599 --> 00:03:37,961 Please come to bed. 78 00:03:37,981 --> 00:03:39,193 I'm upset. 79 00:03:39,213 --> 00:03:41,612 I do push-ups when I'm upset. 80 00:03:41,777 --> 00:03:43,264 Do you want to talk about it? 81 00:03:43,284 --> 00:03:45,132 I can talk and do push-ups. 82 00:03:45,152 --> 00:03:46,316 All right. 83 00:03:46,381 --> 00:03:48,536 Goin' after my mom to get to me, 84 00:03:48,556 --> 00:03:50,247 that's low. 85 00:03:50,391 --> 00:03:53,449 And she was just buyin' everything he was sellin'. 86 00:03:53,469 --> 00:03:56,196 Okay, yep, maybe we just talk. 87 00:04:00,133 --> 00:04:02,232 You should've seen him— 88 00:04:02,297 --> 00:04:04,067 helping with the dishes, 89 00:04:04,137 --> 00:04:06,141 saying how cute CeeCee is... 90 00:04:06,161 --> 00:04:07,479 Jerk. 91 00:04:07,841 --> 00:04:10,223 You don't think your mom would actually date him, do you? 92 00:04:10,243 --> 00:04:11,425 Of course not. 93 00:04:11,445 --> 00:04:12,893 She's too smart for that. 94 00:04:12,913 --> 00:04:14,473 Well, then, what are you worried about? 95 00:04:14,493 --> 00:04:16,984 That she ain't that smart and she's gonna date him! 96 00:04:17,651 --> 00:04:20,551 Come on, he can't keep up this nice guy act for long. 97 00:04:21,578 --> 00:04:22,727 You're right. 98 00:04:23,348 --> 00:04:25,685 Although, I did pretend to be nice for a whole year 99 00:04:25,705 --> 00:04:26,874 to win homecoming queen. 100 00:04:26,894 --> 00:04:28,063 You're kiddin'. 101 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:30,962 You don't get the tiara without getting your hands dirty. 102 00:04:36,045 --> 00:04:37,351 What? 103 00:04:37,371 --> 00:04:39,625 Just thinking about Mary and Fred. 104 00:04:39,645 --> 00:04:41,294 So ridiculous. 105 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:42,930 Yeah. 106 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:46,076 I mean, can you imagine? 107 00:04:46,124 --> 00:04:48,341 Why would I imagine it? 108 00:04:48,836 --> 00:04:51,465 Exactly. It's impossible to imagine. 109 00:04:51,485 --> 00:04:53,750 Mary is not his type. 110 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:55,581 What's his type, you? 111 00:04:56,021 --> 00:04:58,791 Of course not. That was high school. 112 00:04:58,811 --> 00:05:00,917 Then why are we still talking about it? 113 00:05:00,937 --> 00:05:02,075 Oh, I'm sorry. 114 00:05:02,095 --> 00:05:04,578 I can't talk about Connor, I can't talk about Fred. 115 00:05:04,598 --> 00:05:07,448 Is there anything else I can't bring up in front of you? 116 00:05:09,759 --> 00:05:12,296 Now that you mention it, I don't love you talking about 117 00:05:12,316 --> 00:05:14,675 all them fun things you're gonna do after I die. 118 00:05:15,676 --> 00:05:17,140 I don't do that. 119 00:05:17,255 --> 00:05:18,959 See plays on Broadway. 120 00:05:18,979 --> 00:05:19,971 Go to Paris. 121 00:05:19,991 --> 00:05:21,495 Get a Pomeranian. 122 00:05:21,515 --> 00:05:23,597 We could do all those things right now. 123 00:05:23,617 --> 00:05:25,819 Over my dead body. 124 00:05:26,644 --> 00:05:28,076 Bingo. 125 00:05:33,627 --> 00:05:35,458 Hey, can I ask you a question? 126 00:05:35,478 --> 00:05:36,807 Sure. 127 00:05:37,465 --> 00:05:40,467 Does your grandma ever... go on dates with guys? 128 00:05:41,268 --> 00:05:43,098 She's a grandma. Grandmas don't date. 129 00:05:43,118 --> 00:05:44,746 What's wrong with you? 130 00:05:45,305 --> 00:05:46,587 My meemaw's a grandma. 131 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:49,342 You do not want to walk in her bedroom without knocking. 132 00:05:51,608 --> 00:05:52,775 Be right with ya! 133 00:05:52,795 --> 00:05:54,648 Take your time. 134 00:05:56,884 --> 00:05:59,432 - What's he doing here? - Don't care. I don't want to talk to him. 135 00:05:59,452 --> 00:06:00,868 Somebody's gotta talk to him. 136 00:06:00,888 --> 00:06:02,152 Fine, you do it. 137 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,792 Y'all need to work on your whispering. 138 00:06:09,356 --> 00:06:10,277 What do you want? 139 00:06:10,297 --> 00:06:12,463 I'm just here to clear the air. 140 00:06:12,533 --> 00:06:14,848 Stay away from my mom. There, the air is cleared. 141 00:06:14,868 --> 00:06:17,651 I have nothing but respect for your mother. 142 00:06:17,671 --> 00:06:18,752 Oh, give it a rest. 143 00:06:18,772 --> 00:06:20,020 You're just trying to get to me. 144 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,555 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can you catch me up here? 145 00:06:21,575 --> 00:06:23,557 This guy's been sniffing around my mom. 146 00:06:23,577 --> 00:06:25,312 I'm caught up. Continue. 147 00:06:25,979 --> 00:06:29,129 Georgie, me going to church has nothing to do with you. 148 00:06:29,149 --> 00:06:30,631 I'm supposed to believe that? 149 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:33,166 I guess maybe I wouldn't if I was in your shoes, 150 00:06:33,186 --> 00:06:35,669 but I'm trying to be a better man and 151 00:06:35,689 --> 00:06:37,588 Bible study's helping. 152 00:06:37,809 --> 00:06:39,940 Oh, please, I've been to Bible study. 153 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,492 Other than the cookies, it's the worst. 154 00:06:42,787 --> 00:06:44,883 Well, maybe you should give it another shot. 155 00:06:44,903 --> 00:06:46,814 I'm sure Mary would love to have you. 156 00:06:46,834 --> 00:06:48,181 Don't call her "Mary." 157 00:06:48,201 --> 00:06:49,349 It's "Mrs. Cooper." 158 00:06:49,369 --> 00:06:50,551 And hang around all you want, 159 00:06:50,571 --> 00:06:52,335 she's never gonna fall for you. 160 00:06:52,927 --> 00:06:55,255 Well, no offense, son, but... 161 00:06:55,275 --> 00:06:57,544 that's up to Mrs. Cooper. 162 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:01,895 You let him have the last word. 163 00:07:01,915 --> 00:07:03,851 I'm not happy about it, either! 164 00:07:08,009 --> 00:07:08,922 Come in. 165 00:07:09,490 --> 00:07:10,538 Hey. 166 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,640 CeeCee ready to go? 167 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,041 Missy took her to the park. 168 00:07:14,061 --> 00:07:15,375 Aw. That's sweet. 169 00:07:15,395 --> 00:07:17,945 I was hoping that spending the day with a toddler 170 00:07:17,965 --> 00:07:20,300 might be a good form of birth control. 171 00:07:20,868 --> 00:07:22,182 Can I get you something to drink? 172 00:07:22,202 --> 00:07:23,904 Oh, no. I got it. 173 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:26,687 So... 174 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:28,055 What's new? 175 00:07:28,075 --> 00:07:31,311 And by that I mean, what the hell's going on with you and Fagenbacher? 176 00:07:32,145 --> 00:07:34,327 There is no me and Fagenbacher. 177 00:07:34,347 --> 00:07:36,364 Georgie is being ridiculous. 178 00:07:36,384 --> 00:07:39,322 I know. I told him you'd never be interested in a guy like that. 179 00:07:39,342 --> 00:07:40,901 Well, as a Christian, 180 00:07:40,921 --> 00:07:44,688 I am interested in helping anyone who is looking for God's love. 181 00:07:44,825 --> 00:07:47,498 Are you sure it's God's love he's looking for? 182 00:07:47,983 --> 00:07:48,927 Mandy... 183 00:07:48,947 --> 00:07:51,831 Are you into bad boys? Is that what's going on here? 184 00:07:51,851 --> 00:07:53,341 No. 185 00:07:54,239 --> 00:07:56,749 You know, my mom and him used to be involved. 186 00:07:56,769 --> 00:07:57,757 He told me. 187 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,086 And by "involved," I... 188 00:07:59,106 --> 00:08:01,274 do mean sex stuff. 189 00:08:02,142 --> 00:08:03,624 I know what it means! 190 00:08:03,644 --> 00:08:06,747 Well, you say things like "monkey butt." I wasn't sure. 191 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:09,457 I can take care of myself. 192 00:08:09,477 --> 00:08:11,314 Of course. I just... 193 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:13,329 I think Fred might be using you. 194 00:08:13,349 --> 00:08:16,811 Why? Because I am some poor, gullible church lady 195 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:19,375 who's too naive to know when she's being fooled? 196 00:08:19,395 --> 00:08:21,441 Well, I wasn't gonna put it that way, 197 00:08:21,461 --> 00:08:23,397 but since you did, let's go with it. 198 00:08:24,464 --> 00:08:25,746 I am a grown woman. 199 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,247 I have raised three children 200 00:08:27,267 --> 00:08:28,549 and I have buried my husband. 201 00:08:28,569 --> 00:08:29,617 I know a lot more 202 00:08:29,637 --> 00:08:31,523 - about life than you do. - You're right. 203 00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:33,286 And who I choose to spend my time with 204 00:08:33,306 --> 00:08:35,623 is nobody's business but my own. 205 00:08:35,643 --> 00:08:37,324 I know. It's just that Georgie and I— 206 00:08:37,344 --> 00:08:40,227 And I am sorry, did either of you ask how I felt 207 00:08:40,247 --> 00:08:41,461 when you two got involved? 208 00:08:41,481 --> 00:08:44,197 And by "involved," I mean sex stuff. 209 00:08:52,893 --> 00:08:53,974 What are you doing? 210 00:08:53,994 --> 00:08:56,076 Making sure the phone's working. 211 00:08:56,096 --> 00:08:57,310 He's fine, Audrey. 212 00:08:57,330 --> 00:08:58,912 Then why hasn't he called? 213 00:08:58,932 --> 00:09:01,849 When prisoners break out, they don't call the warden. 214 00:09:02,484 --> 00:09:04,872 Son of a bitch, dammit! 215 00:09:06,073 --> 00:09:07,821 Hey, y'all. 216 00:09:07,841 --> 00:09:09,877 What was that about? 217 00:09:10,611 --> 00:09:12,492 Sorry. Was just trying to get my feelings out 218 00:09:12,512 --> 00:09:13,994 so I don't bring y'all down. 219 00:09:14,014 --> 00:09:15,295 Thank you, 220 00:09:15,315 --> 00:09:16,984 'cause we are having a great time. 221 00:09:17,751 --> 00:09:18,966 What's going on? 222 00:09:18,986 --> 00:09:20,934 Fagenbacher came by the store. 223 00:09:20,954 --> 00:09:22,302 To gloat? 224 00:09:22,322 --> 00:09:25,072 No, to tell me how much he respects my mom. 225 00:09:25,092 --> 00:09:26,189 Ugh. 226 00:09:26,359 --> 00:09:28,461 Please stop being on my side. 227 00:09:29,129 --> 00:09:31,411 I wish there was some way I could prove to her 228 00:09:31,431 --> 00:09:33,313 what a dirtbag he is. 229 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,182 Well, what are you gonna do, follow him around 230 00:09:35,202 --> 00:09:36,984 and wait till he does something sleazy? 231 00:09:37,004 --> 00:09:39,386 Well, he's a regular at Nate's. 232 00:09:39,406 --> 00:09:41,989 Always there slobbering over some girl. 233 00:09:42,009 --> 00:09:43,123 Well, great. 234 00:09:43,143 --> 00:09:44,692 We-We'll catch him in the act. 235 00:09:44,712 --> 00:09:47,561 He knows you. He's not gonna do anything if you're there. 236 00:09:47,981 --> 00:09:49,262 Right. 237 00:09:49,282 --> 00:09:50,918 We need someone he doesn't know. 238 00:09:51,484 --> 00:09:53,153 Tonight? 239 00:09:55,555 --> 00:09:57,557 You're paying for my drinks, right? 240 00:09:59,292 --> 00:10:01,078 Dale, I'm going out! 241 00:10:08,272 --> 00:10:09,516 Now, just keep an eye on him. 242 00:10:09,536 --> 00:10:12,027 When he starts hitting on somebody, page me from the pay phone. 243 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:13,320 What if he doesn't? 244 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:15,673 Oh, he will. He hits on everyone. 245 00:10:15,743 --> 00:10:17,544 I mean, you're safe, 'cause you're old. 246 00:10:18,245 --> 00:10:20,447 Not too old to kick your ass. 247 00:10:21,461 --> 00:10:22,849 I'd pay to see that. 248 00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:24,869 So... 249 00:10:25,379 --> 00:10:26,499 Drink money. 250 00:10:30,157 --> 00:10:31,758 Here you go. 251 00:10:32,592 --> 00:10:35,562 Ten dollars? What am I, the designated driver? 252 00:10:37,097 --> 00:10:38,733 Fine. 253 00:10:39,432 --> 00:10:41,301 I drink top shelf. 254 00:10:45,472 --> 00:10:47,207 And I'm a good tipper. 255 00:10:52,145 --> 00:10:53,846 Never should've called her old. 256 00:11:04,091 --> 00:11:06,156 Oh. Hello. 257 00:11:06,178 --> 00:11:07,741 Mandy left CeeCee's bag. 258 00:11:07,761 --> 00:11:08,996 Thank you. 259 00:11:09,997 --> 00:11:11,864 Would you like to come in? 260 00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:14,247 - My son here? - No. 261 00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:15,949 - CeeCee up? - No. 262 00:11:15,969 --> 00:11:17,304 I'm okay. 263 00:11:19,072 --> 00:11:22,155 I know everyone's been giving you a hard time about Freddy, 264 00:11:22,175 --> 00:11:24,457 but I think it's none of their business. 265 00:11:24,477 --> 00:11:26,179 Thank you. 266 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:29,129 Although, I am surprised— 267 00:11:29,149 --> 00:11:31,985 him being so wild and fun. 268 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,501 You saying I'm not fun? 269 00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:35,836 No. 270 00:11:35,856 --> 00:11:37,237 You're just... 271 00:11:37,257 --> 00:11:39,059 Bible fun. 272 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,775 And he's... you know... 273 00:11:41,795 --> 00:11:43,530 fun fun. 274 00:11:44,264 --> 00:11:45,779 Well, I know this is tough 275 00:11:45,799 --> 00:11:47,748 because you and Fred dated in high school, 276 00:11:47,768 --> 00:11:49,282 and I'm sorry he dumped you, 277 00:11:49,302 --> 00:11:51,138 but that was a long time ago. 278 00:11:53,473 --> 00:11:55,982 He told you he dumped me? 279 00:11:56,002 --> 00:11:58,091 It doesn't matter. I'm gonna go. 280 00:11:58,111 --> 00:11:59,126 'Cause I dumped him. 281 00:11:59,146 --> 00:12:00,293 For Jim. 282 00:12:00,313 --> 00:12:02,382 So I win. 283 00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:06,499 Well, then it looks like it worked out for everyone. 284 00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:08,335 Especially for me. 285 00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:10,123 'Cause I dumped him! 286 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,833 What is taking so long? I gotta pee. 287 00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:24,337 Here. 288 00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:26,253 Seriously? 289 00:12:26,273 --> 00:12:28,188 Well, it's okay, I finished it. 290 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,990 I'm going inside. 291 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,159 You'll blow our cover. Just go behind a tree. 292 00:12:32,179 --> 00:12:33,693 I am not going behind a tree. 293 00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:35,929 Why not? I pee all kinds of places. 294 00:12:35,949 --> 00:12:37,517 I'm aware. 295 00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:47,694 Dang it, now I gotta pee. 296 00:12:51,698 --> 00:12:52,813 You gotta see this. 297 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:54,481 - See what? - Just come with me. 298 00:13:00,273 --> 00:13:01,654 What am I supposed to see? 299 00:13:01,674 --> 00:13:02,722 That. 300 00:13:06,279 --> 00:13:07,527 What the heck? 301 00:13:07,547 --> 00:13:09,949 Yeah. Crazy. Gotta pee. 302 00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:15,555 What are you doin'? 303 00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:17,548 I'm watching him. 304 00:13:18,859 --> 00:13:20,774 Sending your grandma to spy on me? 305 00:13:20,794 --> 00:13:22,043 I respect that. 306 00:13:22,562 --> 00:13:23,510 You knew who she was? 307 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:24,812 I told him. 308 00:13:24,832 --> 00:13:26,746 Why would you do that? 309 00:13:26,766 --> 00:13:29,717 I figured if somebody wanted to date my daughter, I ought to find out 310 00:13:29,737 --> 00:13:31,232 what's wrong with him. 311 00:13:32,205 --> 00:13:34,540 I've got a couple ex-wives that would love to tell you. 312 00:13:35,242 --> 00:13:36,756 Hey, free bit of advice here: 313 00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:38,826 don't ever hire a hot receptionist. 314 00:13:39,446 --> 00:13:40,627 It's okay. 315 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:42,695 I'm not looking for a job. 316 00:13:44,184 --> 00:13:46,800 Stop liking him! 317 00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:49,269 Come on, he might be good for your mom. 318 00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:52,425 Help get that stick outta her "patootie." 319 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:55,342 I think it's cute how she don't cuss. 320 00:13:55,362 --> 00:13:57,210 Yeah? Well, you're wrong. 321 00:13:59,432 --> 00:14:00,547 Hey. 322 00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:01,714 What'd I miss? 323 00:14:01,734 --> 00:14:03,583 - Meemaw likes him. - Oh. 324 00:14:03,603 --> 00:14:05,385 Well, why don't you two date? 325 00:14:05,405 --> 00:14:07,287 Problem solved. 326 00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:08,822 What do you think? 327 00:14:08,842 --> 00:14:11,258 - Well, I got a boyfriend. - Mm. 328 00:14:11,278 --> 00:14:13,326 But he's of an age, so keep in touch. 329 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,362 Drinkin' alone, my kinda gal. 330 00:14:32,199 --> 00:14:33,914 I just want you to know, 331 00:14:33,934 --> 00:14:36,699 you are twice the man Fred Fagenbacher is. 332 00:14:37,242 --> 00:14:39,192 What are we talking, like in my pants? 333 00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:41,989 I mean in every way. 334 00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:43,023 Oh. 335 00:14:43,043 --> 00:14:44,091 Well, thank you. 336 00:14:44,111 --> 00:14:46,393 Seriously, smartest thing I ever did 337 00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:48,161 was dump him for you. 338 00:14:48,181 --> 00:14:49,329 I agree. 339 00:14:49,349 --> 00:14:51,218 And I did dump him. 340 00:14:54,454 --> 00:14:56,536 This Mary thing really bugs you, doesn't it? 341 00:14:56,556 --> 00:14:58,471 They are so different. 342 00:14:58,491 --> 00:15:01,508 It's like a dog dating a... 343 00:15:01,528 --> 00:15:03,830 a very religious duck. 344 00:15:04,597 --> 00:15:06,346 And what if it works out? 345 00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:07,647 Thanksgiving with him, 346 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,182 Christmas with hi— 347 00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:12,819 Easter with him helping CeeCee look for eggs. 348 00:15:12,839 --> 00:15:15,188 I help CeeCee look for eggs. 349 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,444 And you are very good at it. 350 00:15:18,678 --> 00:15:20,127 Oh, thank God. 351 00:15:20,147 --> 00:15:21,528 Connor? 352 00:15:22,549 --> 00:15:25,352 No, I will not take your survey. 353 00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:27,887 Of course I'm a Republican! 354 00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:34,124 I met your new beau the other night. 355 00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:36,109 Nice-looking fella. 356 00:15:36,129 --> 00:15:38,711 He is not my beau, we're just friends. 357 00:15:38,731 --> 00:15:41,401 A beau is just a friend you want to boink. 358 00:15:42,269 --> 00:15:43,533 Mom... 359 00:15:44,057 --> 00:15:46,753 Boink is as G-rated as I can make it. 360 00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,356 Well, that is not happening. 361 00:15:49,376 --> 00:15:51,391 Why not? I like him. 362 00:15:51,411 --> 00:15:53,604 There is one reason right there. 363 00:15:53,624 --> 00:15:55,562 Well, he likes you. 364 00:15:55,582 --> 00:15:58,665 He hasn't even asked me out. 365 00:15:58,685 --> 00:16:00,133 Well, if he did, would you go? 366 00:16:00,953 --> 00:16:03,070 I don't know, it's... 367 00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:04,957 complicated. 368 00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:08,261 Oh, honey, listen to me. 369 00:16:08,895 --> 00:16:10,343 This is your life, 370 00:16:10,363 --> 00:16:13,180 and you've got to do what makes you happy. 371 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,835 Even if it makes everyone else miserable? 372 00:16:16,269 --> 00:16:19,306 Everybody else can just go boink themselves. 373 00:16:24,611 --> 00:16:27,194 Glad you came back. 374 00:16:27,214 --> 00:16:28,996 This, uh, this book's a real page-turner. 375 00:16:29,016 --> 00:16:30,850 I gotta see how it ends. 376 00:16:31,618 --> 00:16:34,534 So, I heard you met my mother. 377 00:16:35,154 --> 00:16:36,869 Yeah. She's a piece of work. 378 00:16:36,889 --> 00:16:38,625 She's a piece of something. 379 00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:41,508 I think she was flirtin' with me. 380 00:16:41,528 --> 00:16:43,296 Oh, she was. 381 00:16:44,897 --> 00:16:46,799 Hey, y'all. 382 00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:50,650 What are you two doin' here? 383 00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:51,818 Well, it's Bible study. 384 00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:53,220 I thought everyone was welcome. 385 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,542 - Georgie... - Told you she wouldn't buy it. 386 00:16:56,409 --> 00:16:59,479 Fine. I'm here to keep an eye on this clown. 387 00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:01,194 This is not the place. 388 00:17:01,214 --> 00:17:02,395 It's okay, Mary. 389 00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:04,364 He's just being protective. He's a good son. 390 00:17:04,384 --> 00:17:06,099 Oh, drop it, I ain't that good a son. 391 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:07,467 Yeah. He did forget her birthday. 392 00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:09,021 Thank you. 393 00:17:09,789 --> 00:17:11,771 If I'm causing problems, I can leave. 394 00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:13,693 Yeah, take you a cookie and git. 395 00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:17,744 No, you are here for the right reasons. They can go. 396 00:17:17,764 --> 00:17:18,911 The right reasons? 397 00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,647 You're just using God to get at my mother. 398 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,116 Look, I never thought I'd be at a Bible study— 399 00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:25,752 not sober, anyhow— 400 00:17:25,772 --> 00:17:28,088 but, uh, your mother saw something good in me 401 00:17:28,108 --> 00:17:29,990 that I couldn't see in myself. 402 00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:32,625 Oh, well, that doesn't mean anything. She sees the good in everybody. 403 00:17:32,645 --> 00:17:33,626 Except your mom. 404 00:17:33,646 --> 00:17:35,081 Trying to make a point. 405 00:17:35,615 --> 00:17:36,963 If I'm being honest, yes, 406 00:17:36,983 --> 00:17:38,598 I am interested in Mary. 407 00:17:38,618 --> 00:17:39,532 Told you. 408 00:17:39,552 --> 00:17:41,434 But I'm more interested 409 00:17:41,454 --> 00:17:43,070 in trying to be a better person. 410 00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:45,738 See? He is on a righteous path. 411 00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:47,507 How are you so gullible? 412 00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:48,775 Okay, that is enough. 413 00:17:48,795 --> 00:17:50,210 You two need to leave. 414 00:17:50,230 --> 00:17:51,411 Fine. 415 00:17:51,431 --> 00:17:53,280 But you better not make a move on her. 416 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,282 Don't worry, I'll be on my best behavior. 417 00:17:55,302 --> 00:17:56,483 To heck with that. 418 00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:59,380 Fred, would you like to have dinner with me? 419 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,507 Whoa. 420 00:18:01,774 --> 00:18:03,390 No, he wouldn't. 421 00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:04,677 I would love to. 422 00:18:05,645 --> 00:18:08,092 You two start dating, CeeCee's never coming over here again. 423 00:18:08,112 --> 00:18:09,462 Okay. Georgie, hang on. 424 00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:11,631 I'm serious. That's the kind of decision she's making, 425 00:18:11,651 --> 00:18:13,200 I don't trust her with our daughter. 426 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:15,602 You are using CeeCee to control me? 427 00:18:15,622 --> 00:18:17,704 You're picking him over your own family. 428 00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:20,607 Okay. There is the door, you know how to use it. 429 00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:22,375 Okay, I think this just got a little out of hand— 430 00:18:22,395 --> 00:18:23,876 I ain't fooling around. I mean it. 431 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,645 So do I. Go! 432 00:18:25,665 --> 00:18:27,434 Come on. 433 00:18:33,673 --> 00:18:34,922 Okay. 434 00:18:34,942 --> 00:18:36,389 Everybody, please gather around 435 00:18:36,409 --> 00:18:39,078 and open our Bibles to Proverbs 10:1! 436 00:18:50,623 --> 00:18:51,538 Hello? 437 00:18:51,558 --> 00:18:53,240 It's me. Made it to Lubbock. 438 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:55,575 Oh, thank God. 439 00:18:55,595 --> 00:19:00,247 Honey, I know I wasn't thrilled with this trip, 440 00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:03,049 but I am really proud of you. 441 00:19:03,069 --> 00:19:05,985 I'm glad you're out there living your life. 442 00:19:06,505 --> 00:19:07,940 I sure am. 443 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,758 So, how's it going? 444 00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:13,976 Tell me everything. 445 00:19:14,046 --> 00:19:15,874 Oh, where to begin?