1 00:00:01,106 --> 00:00:03,109 Ah, summer break... 2 00:00:03,110 --> 00:00:05,168 - You want cheese on that hon? - Sure, Hank. 3 00:00:05,457 --> 00:00:08,374 A time for leisure, recreation, 4 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,382 and takin' 'er easy... 5 00:00:10,383 --> 00:00:11,463 Unless you're me. 6 00:00:11,464 --> 00:00:13,400 Aaaah! 7 00:00:17,483 --> 00:00:19,421 It's getting closer! 8 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,491 My name is Dipper. 9 00:00:27,492 --> 00:00:30,412 The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. 10 00:00:30,413 --> 00:00:32,431 You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart 11 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:34,446 fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. 12 00:00:34,447 --> 00:00:35,446 - Aah! - Aaah! 13 00:00:36,483 --> 00:00:38,450 - Look out! - Aahh! 14 00:00:40,471 --> 00:00:44,432 Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation. 15 00:00:44,433 --> 00:00:54,433 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells.http://UKsubtitles. ru. FOR THE NEXT EPISODES - Support Us and Donate. 16 00:01:25,981 --> 00:01:27,622 Let's rewind. 17 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,277 It all began 18 00:01:29,498 --> 00:01:32,414 when our parents decided we could use some fresh air. 19 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:34,279 They shipped us up north to a sleepy town 20 00:01:34,279 --> 00:01:36,275 called Gravity Falls, Oregon, 21 00:01:36,276 --> 00:01:40,212 to stay at our great-uncle's place in the woods. 22 00:01:40,213 --> 00:01:42,266 This attic is amazing! 23 00:01:42,267 --> 00:01:45,224 Check out all my splinters! 24 00:01:45,225 --> 00:01:46,262 Baaa! 25 00:01:46,263 --> 00:01:48,237 And there's a goat on my bed. 26 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:49,287 Hey, friend. 27 00:01:49,288 --> 00:01:54,266 Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater. Ha ha ha ha ha! 28 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:57,191 My sister tended to look on the bright side of things. 29 00:01:57,192 --> 00:01:59,229 Yay! Grass! 30 00:01:59,230 --> 00:02:01,209 But I was having a hard time 31 00:02:01,210 --> 00:02:03,209 getting used to our new surroundings. 32 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,234 - Boo! - Aaaah! 33 00:02:04,237 --> 00:02:06,233 Aha ha ha ha! 34 00:02:06,234 --> 00:02:08,258 And then was our great-uncle Stan... 35 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:10,195 that guy. 36 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:11,249 Aha ha ha ha... 37 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:14,191 It was worth it. 38 00:02:14,192 --> 00:02:17,199 Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap 39 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,288 he called the Mystery Shack. 40 00:02:18,289 --> 00:02:21,262 The real mystery was why anyone came. 41 00:02:21,263 --> 00:02:23,274 Ladies and gentlemen, behold... 42 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:31,212 And guess who had to work there. 43 00:02:31,213 --> 00:02:32,258 Oh! 44 00:02:32,259 --> 00:02:34,279 No touching the merchandise! 45 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,233 It looked like it was gonna be the same boring routine 46 00:02:37,234 --> 00:02:38,271 all summer, 47 00:02:38,272 --> 00:02:41,230 until one fateful day... 48 00:02:42,259 --> 00:02:45,241 He's looking at it. He's looking at it! 49 00:02:45,242 --> 00:02:47,258 Uh... 50 00:02:47,259 --> 00:02:49,212 "Do you like me? 51 00:02:49,213 --> 00:02:51,220 "Yes. Definitely. 52 00:02:51,221 --> 00:02:52,259 Absolutely"? 53 00:02:53,259 --> 00:02:55,246 - I rigged it! - Mabel, 54 00:02:55,249 --> 00:02:58,208 I know you're going through your whole "boy crazy" phase, 55 00:02:58,209 --> 00:03:02,279 - but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the "crazy" part. - What? 56 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,279 Come on, Dipper! 57 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,283 This is our first summer away from home. 58 00:03:06,284 --> 00:03:10,233 It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance. 59 00:03:10,234 --> 00:03:13,216 Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet? 60 00:03:13,217 --> 00:03:17,287 My name is Mabel, but you can call me the girl of your dreams. 61 00:03:17,288 --> 00:03:20,287 I'm joking! Ha ha ha ha! 62 00:03:20,288 --> 00:03:23,212 Oh, my gosh, you like turtles? 63 00:03:23,213 --> 00:03:27,253 I like turtles too. What is happening here? 64 00:03:27,254 --> 00:03:29,216 Come one, come all, 65 00:03:29,217 --> 00:03:32,212 to the mattress prince's kingdom of savings! 66 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:34,271 - Take me with you. - Aaah! 67 00:03:34,274 --> 00:03:36,266 Mock all you want, brother, 68 00:03:36,267 --> 00:03:38,270 but I got a good feeling about this summer. 69 00:03:38,271 --> 00:03:41,212 I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams 70 00:03:41,213 --> 00:03:43,192 walked through that door right now. 71 00:03:45,284 --> 00:03:48,195 Oh! Oh! Not good. Ow. 72 00:03:48,196 --> 00:03:50,221 - Oh, why? - Ha ha ha! 73 00:03:50,222 --> 00:03:51,280 All right, look alive, people. 74 00:03:51,281 --> 00:03:54,395 I need someone to go hammer up these signs in the spooky part of the forest. 75 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:56,460 - Not it! - Not it! - Uh, also not it. 76 00:03:56,461 --> 00:03:57,514 Nobody asked you, Soos. 77 00:03:57,515 --> 00:04:00,493 I know, and I'm comfortable with that. 78 00:04:00,494 --> 00:04:02,530 Wendy! I need you to put up this sign! 79 00:04:02,531 --> 00:04:07,522 I would, but I... uhh... can't... uhh... reach it. 80 00:04:07,523 --> 00:04:09,513 I'd fire all of you if I could. 81 00:04:09,514 --> 00:04:12,517 All right, let's make it eeny-meeny-miney... 82 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:14,510 - You. - Oh! What? 83 00:04:14,513 --> 00:04:17,509 Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in those woods I feel like I'm being watched. 84 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:19,485 - Ahh, this again. - I'm telling you, 85 00:04:19,486 --> 00:04:21,471 Something weird is going on in this town. 86 00:04:21,472 --> 00:04:23,502 Just today my mosquito bites spelled out "beware." 87 00:04:24,523 --> 00:04:26,464 That says "bewarb." 88 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:31,459 Look, kid, the whole "monsters in the forest" thing is just local legend 89 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:34,477 drummed up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that. 90 00:04:36,494 --> 00:04:38,485 So quit being so paranoid! 91 00:04:44,531 --> 00:04:46,543 Ugh. Grunkle Stan. 92 00:04:46,544 --> 00:04:49,473 Nobody ever believes anything I say. 93 00:04:50,539 --> 00:04:52,535 Huh? 94 00:05:06,502 --> 00:05:08,527 Baaa! 95 00:05:09,535 --> 00:05:11,460 What the...? 96 00:05:26,489 --> 00:05:29,530 "It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began studying 97 00:05:29,531 --> 00:05:33,523 the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon." 98 00:05:37,544 --> 00:05:39,538 What is all this? 99 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:42,513 "Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed. 100 00:05:42,514 --> 00:05:43,521 "I'm being watched. 101 00:05:43,522 --> 00:05:45,523 "I must hide this book before he finds it. 102 00:05:45,524 --> 00:05:49,481 Remember, in Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust." 103 00:05:50,489 --> 00:05:51,548 No one you can trust... 104 00:05:51,549 --> 00:05:53,502 - Hello! - Aaah! 105 00:05:53,505 --> 00:05:55,509 Whatcha readin'? Some nerd thing? 106 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:57,501 Uh... uh... it's nothing. 107 00:05:57,502 --> 00:05:59,480 "Uh-uh... it's nothing." 108 00:05:59,481 --> 00:06:02,484 What? Are you actually not gonna show me? 109 00:06:02,485 --> 00:06:03,484 Uh... 110 00:06:03,485 --> 00:06:05,494 Let's go somewhere private. 111 00:06:08,473 --> 00:06:09,509 It's amazing! 112 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:11,522 Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid, 113 00:06:11,523 --> 00:06:15,513 but according to this book, Gravity Falls has this secret dark side. 114 00:06:15,514 --> 00:06:17,538 Whoa! Shut up! 115 00:06:17,539 --> 00:06:19,543 After a certain point, 116 00:06:19,544 --> 00:06:21,522 the pages just stop, 117 00:06:21,523 --> 00:06:24,526 like the guy who was writing it mysteriously disappeared. 118 00:06:24,527 --> 00:06:26,472 Who's that? 119 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,497 Well, time to spill the beans. 120 00:06:28,498 --> 00:06:30,517 Broop. Beans. 121 00:06:30,518 --> 00:06:32,547 This girl's got a date. Whoo whoo! 122 00:06:32,548 --> 00:06:34,544 - Ha ha ha! - Let me get this straight. 123 00:06:34,547 --> 00:06:38,476 In the half hour I was gone you already found a boyfriend? 124 00:06:38,477 --> 00:06:39,514 What can I say? 125 00:06:39,515 --> 00:06:42,538 I guess I'm just irresistible! 126 00:06:42,539 --> 00:06:44,455 Oh! 127 00:06:44,456 --> 00:06:45,485 Coming! 128 00:06:47,535 --> 00:06:49,531 - What you readin' there, slick? - Oh! 129 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:52,463 I was just catchin' up on, uh... 130 00:06:52,464 --> 00:06:55,518 - "Gold chains for old men magazine"? - That's a good issue. 131 00:06:55,521 --> 00:06:57,513 Hey, family! 132 00:06:57,514 --> 00:07:00,527 Say hello to my new boyfriend! 133 00:07:01,552 --> 00:07:03,472 'Sup? 134 00:07:03,473 --> 00:07:04,535 - Hey. - How's it hangin'. 135 00:07:04,538 --> 00:07:07,530 We met at the cemetery. He's really deep. 136 00:07:07,531 --> 00:07:09,530 Ooh! Little muscle there. 137 00:07:09,531 --> 00:07:12,472 What... what a surprise. 138 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:13,539 So what's your name? 139 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:17,526 Uh... Normal... Man! 140 00:07:17,527 --> 00:07:18,535 He means "Norman." 141 00:07:18,536 --> 00:07:20,531 Are you bleeding, Norman? 142 00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:23,526 It's jam. 143 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:26,463 Oh! I love jam! 144 00:07:26,464 --> 00:07:28,455 Look at this! 145 00:07:28,456 --> 00:07:32,459 So, you wanna go hold hands or... whatever? 146 00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:34,543 Oh! Oh, my goodness. 147 00:07:34,544 --> 00:07:35,552 Don't wait up! 148 00:07:40,514 --> 00:07:42,548 There was something about Norman that wasn't right. 149 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:45,484 I decided to consult the journal... 150 00:07:45,485 --> 00:07:47,493 "Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes, 151 00:07:47,494 --> 00:07:50,522 "these creatures are often mistaken for... Teenagers? 152 00:07:50,523 --> 00:07:53,468 "Beware Gravity Falls's nefarious... 153 00:07:55,468 --> 00:07:56,476 'Sup? 154 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:59,480 Zombie!" 155 00:07:59,481 --> 00:08:02,551 Did somebody say "cromby"? What is that, "cromby"? 156 00:08:02,552 --> 00:08:05,544 It's not even a word. You're losin' your mind. 157 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:11,530 I like you. 158 00:08:11,531 --> 00:08:13,481 Oh, no! Mabel! 159 00:08:15,464 --> 00:08:18,527 - No! No, Mabel! Watch out! - Uhh! 160 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:19,544 Aaaah! 161 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,476 Uhh. 162 00:08:22,477 --> 00:08:23,701 Daisies? 163 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,798 You scallywag! 164 00:08:25,828 --> 00:08:28,152 Is my sister really dating a zombie, 165 00:08:28,404 --> 00:08:29,454 or am I just going nuts? 166 00:08:29,455 --> 00:08:31,432 It's a dilemma, to be sure. 167 00:08:31,433 --> 00:08:34,607 I couldn't help but overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room. 168 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,863 Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend. 169 00:08:36,878 --> 00:08:38,826 He's gotta be a zombie, right? 170 00:08:38,827 --> 00:08:40,880 Hmm. How many brains did you see the guy eat? 171 00:08:40,881 --> 00:08:43,868 - Zero. - Look, dude, I believe you. 172 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,884 I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town. 173 00:08:45,885 --> 00:08:48,831 Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf. 174 00:08:53,877 --> 00:08:55,871 But you gotta have evidence. 175 00:08:55,872 --> 00:08:58,805 Otherwise people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo clock. 176 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,876 As always, Soos, you're right. 177 00:09:00,877 --> 00:09:03,876 My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse. 178 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,809 Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again! 179 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:08,847 I am needed elsewhere. 180 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:13,804 My sister could be in trouble. 181 00:09:13,805 --> 00:09:15,789 It was time to get some evidence. 182 00:09:22,835 --> 00:09:23,881 Aaauuggh! 183 00:09:34,793 --> 00:09:35,810 Aaah! 184 00:09:36,814 --> 00:09:37,881 Aauggh! 185 00:09:39,851 --> 00:09:42,814 I'd seen enough. 186 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,834 Mabel, we've gotta talk about Norman. 187 00:09:46,835 --> 00:09:50,814 Isn't he the best? Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me! 188 00:09:51,814 --> 00:09:53,801 - Aaah! - Ha ha! 189 00:09:53,804 --> 00:09:57,789 Gullible. It was just an accident with the leaf blower. 190 00:09:58,868 --> 00:10:01,850 Kissing practice! 191 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,876 Mmm... Mmm... 192 00:10:03,877 --> 00:10:05,850 Aah! Turn it off! 193 00:10:05,851 --> 00:10:07,821 Turn it off! 194 00:10:07,822 --> 00:10:09,885 - That was fun. - No! Mabel, listen. 195 00:10:09,888 --> 00:10:15,805 I'm trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems! 196 00:10:15,806 --> 00:10:18,809 You think he might be a vampire? 197 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:19,885 That would be so awesome! 198 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,805 Guess again, sister. 199 00:10:21,806 --> 00:10:22,877 - Sha-bam! - Aaah! 200 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,792 Oh, wait. I'm... I'm sorry. 201 00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:26,818 - Sha-bam! - A zombie? 202 00:10:26,819 --> 00:10:27,854 That is not funny, Dipper. 203 00:10:27,855 --> 00:10:28,885 I'm not joking! 204 00:10:28,886 --> 00:10:31,880 It all adds up: the bleeding, the limp... 205 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,838 He never blinks! Have you noticed that? 206 00:10:34,839 --> 00:10:37,792 Maybe he's blinking when you're blinking. 207 00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,877 Mabel, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls? 208 00:10:39,878 --> 00:10:41,830 "Trust no one"! 209 00:10:41,831 --> 00:10:44,871 What about me, huh? Why can't you trust me? 210 00:10:44,872 --> 00:10:45,881 - Beep-bop! - Mabel! 211 00:10:45,884 --> 00:10:47,871 He's gonna eat your brain! 212 00:10:47,872 --> 00:10:49,826 Dipper, listen to me. 213 00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:51,885 Norman and I are going on a date at five o'clock, 214 00:10:51,886 --> 00:10:56,788 and I'm gonna be adorable, and he's gonna be dreamy. 215 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:57,868 - Wait! But... but... but... - And I'm not gonna let you ruin it 216 00:10:57,871 --> 00:11:00,839 with one of your crazy conspiracies! 217 00:11:02,797 --> 00:11:04,793 Ohh. What am I gonna do? 218 00:11:06,851 --> 00:11:07,885 Coming! 219 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,856 Hey, Norman. How do I look? 220 00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:13,859 Shiny! 221 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:16,797 You always know what to say! 222 00:11:19,856 --> 00:11:20,876 Soos is right. 223 00:11:20,877 --> 00:11:23,838 I don't have any real evidence. 224 00:11:23,839 --> 00:11:26,884 I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes, and... 225 00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:28,789 wait! What? 226 00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:33,834 Aaah! I was right! Oh, my God! 227 00:11:33,835 --> 00:11:36,855 Oh, my God! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! 228 00:11:36,856 --> 00:11:39,830 And here we have "rock that looks like a face" rock... 229 00:11:39,831 --> 00:11:41,821 the rock that looks like a face. 230 00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:43,881 - Does it look like a rock? - No, it looks like a face. 231 00:11:43,884 --> 00:11:46,843 - Is it a face? - It's a rock that looks like a face! 232 00:11:46,846 --> 00:11:48,859 Over here! Grunkle Stan! 233 00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:51,788 For the fifth time, it's not an actual face! 234 00:11:51,789 --> 00:11:53,793 Grrrr! 235 00:11:54,818 --> 00:11:57,788 Finally, we're alone. 236 00:11:57,789 --> 00:12:00,792 Yes... Alone. 237 00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:02,788 Stan! Stan! 238 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:03,859 Wendy! Wendy! 239 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:08,842 I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie! 240 00:12:08,843 --> 00:12:12,847 Try not to hit any pedestrians. 241 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:16,868 Dude, it's me, Soos. 242 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:19,801 - This is for the zombies. - Thanks. 243 00:12:19,804 --> 00:12:21,863 And this is in case you see a piñata. 244 00:12:21,864 --> 00:12:24,788 Uh... Thanks? 245 00:12:24,789 --> 00:12:26,801 Better safe than sorry! 246 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:28,867 Mable, 247 00:12:28,868 --> 00:12:31,792 now that we've gotten to know each other, 248 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:32,817 there's... 249 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:35,838 There's something I should tell you. 250 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,830 Oh, Norman! You can tell me anything! 251 00:12:38,831 --> 00:12:40,846 Please be a vampire, please be a vampire. 252 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,813 All right, just... just don't freak out, okay? 253 00:12:43,814 --> 00:12:45,856 Just... just keep an open mind. Be cool. 254 00:12:52,797 --> 00:12:54,813 Is this weird? Is this too weird? 255 00:12:54,814 --> 00:12:55,881 You need to sit down? 256 00:12:55,882 --> 00:12:57,880 R-right. I'll explain. 257 00:12:57,881 --> 00:13:02,788 So, we're gnomes, first off, get that one out of the way. 258 00:13:02,789 --> 00:13:03,868 - Uh... - I'm Jeff, 259 00:13:03,871 --> 00:13:06,830 and here we have Carson, Steve, 260 00:13:06,831 --> 00:13:08,596 Jason and... 261 00:13:08,597 --> 00:13:09,885 I'm sorry, I always forget your name. 262 00:13:09,886 --> 00:13:11,834 Shmebulock. 263 00:13:11,835 --> 00:13:14,792 Shmebulock. Yes! 264 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:15,885 Anyways, long story short, 265 00:13:15,886 --> 00:13:19,867 us gnomes have been lookin' for a new queen. Right, guys? 266 00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:22,867 Queen! Queen! 267 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:24,868 Heh! So whaddya say? 268 00:13:28,814 --> 00:13:30,876 Will you join us in holy matri-gnome-y? 269 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,855 Matri... matri... mony? 270 00:13:32,856 --> 00:13:34,834 Bleahh! Can't talk today. 271 00:13:34,835 --> 00:13:37,792 Look... 272 00:13:37,793 --> 00:13:39,876 I'm sorry, guys, you're really sweet, 273 00:13:39,877 --> 00:13:43,809 but I'm a girl and you're gnomes 274 00:13:43,810 --> 00:13:45,830 and it's like, "what?" 275 00:13:45,831 --> 00:13:47,850 Yikes. 276 00:13:47,851 --> 00:13:50,588 We understand. We'll never forget you, Mabel. 277 00:13:52,044 --> 00:13:53,966 - Because we're gonna kidnap you. - Huh? 278 00:13:56,872 --> 00:14:00,855 Don't worry, Mabel! I'll save you from that zombie! 279 00:14:00,856 --> 00:14:02,826 Help! 280 00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:04,801 Hold on! 281 00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:10,880 The more you struggle, the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody. 282 00:14:10,881 --> 00:14:13,859 Just... ha ha! Okay, just get her arm there, Steve. 283 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:15,881 Aah! Let go of me! 284 00:14:18,806 --> 00:14:19,806 Uhh... 285 00:14:21,818 --> 00:14:23,876 what the heck is goin' on here? 286 00:14:23,877 --> 00:14:25,838 Aah! 287 00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:28,809 Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! 288 00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:29,879 And they're total jerks! 289 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:30,877 Uhh! Hair! Hair! 290 00:14:30,878 --> 00:14:34,859 Gnomes? Huh. I was way off. 291 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:37,838 "Gnomes. Little men of the Gravity Falls forest. 292 00:14:37,839 --> 00:14:39,800 "Weaknesses:" unknown. 293 00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:41,788 Oh, come on! 294 00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:43,796 Hey! Hey! Let go of my sister! 295 00:14:43,797 --> 00:14:46,788 Oh! Ha ha. Hey there! Um, ya know, 296 00:14:46,789 --> 00:14:49,088 this is all really just a big misunderstanding, ya see? 297 00:14:49,142 --> 00:14:50,790 Your sister's not in danger... 298 00:14:50,838 --> 00:14:52,806 She's just marrying all one thousand of us 299 00:14:52,807 --> 00:14:54,876 and become our gnome queen for all eternity. 300 00:14:54,877 --> 00:14:56,796 Isn't that right, honey? 301 00:14:56,797 --> 00:14:58,855 You guys are butt-faces! 302 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,884 Give her back right now, or else! 303 00:15:00,885 --> 00:15:03,805 You think you can stop us, boy? 304 00:15:03,806 --> 00:15:06,800 You have no idea what we're capable of. 305 00:15:06,801 --> 00:15:08,867 The gnomes are a powerful race! 306 00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:10,876 Do not trifle with the... 307 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,835 Aaaah! 308 00:15:15,806 --> 00:15:17,821 He's getting away with our queen! 309 00:15:17,822 --> 00:15:18,835 No, no, no! 310 00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:19,856 Seat belt. 311 00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:25,796 You've messed with the wrong creatures, boy. 312 00:15:25,797 --> 00:15:28,881 Gnomes of the forest... Assemble! 313 00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:42,876 Hurry! Before they come after us! 314 00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:43,877 I wouldn't worry about it. 315 00:15:43,878 --> 00:15:47,793 You see their little legs? Suckers are tiny. 316 00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:53,797 Dang. 317 00:15:55,806 --> 00:15:57,868 All right, teamwork, guys! Like we practiced. 318 00:16:00,789 --> 00:16:01,801 Move. Move! 319 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:08,864 - Come back with our queen! - It's getting closer! 320 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,830 Eh! 321 00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:12,822 Yahh! 322 00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:19,796 Brahh! 323 00:16:19,797 --> 00:16:21,822 Shmebulock! 324 00:16:24,881 --> 00:16:26,796 I'll save you, Dipper! 325 00:16:26,797 --> 00:16:29,788 Uh! Ow! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! 326 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:30,789 Uh! 327 00:16:31,877 --> 00:16:34,789 - Thanks, Mabel. - Don't mention it. 328 00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:37,877 Yahh! 329 00:16:39,789 --> 00:16:40,856 Look out! 330 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,846 Stay back, man! 331 00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:54,885 Uhh! 332 00:16:56,818 --> 00:16:58,813 Where's Grunkle Stan? 333 00:16:58,814 --> 00:17:00,792 Behold! 334 00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,846 The world's most distracting object! 335 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,789 - Oooh! - Just try to look away... you can't! 336 00:17:06,872 --> 00:17:08,880 I can't even remember what I was talkin' about. 337 00:17:08,881 --> 00:17:11,817 It's the end of the line, kids. 338 00:17:11,818 --> 00:17:14,788 Mabel, marry us before we do something crazy! 339 00:17:14,789 --> 00:17:16,800 There's gotta be a way out of this! 340 00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:19,789 - I gotta do it. - What? 341 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,800 Mabel, don't do this! Are you crazy? 342 00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:23,793 - Trust me. - What? 343 00:17:23,796 --> 00:17:26,814 Dipper, just this once... Trust me. 344 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:33,864 - All right, Jeff, I'll marry you. - Hot dog! 345 00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:36,855 Help me down there, Jason. Thanks. Andy, left foot, 346 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,814 there we go, watch those fingers, Mike. 347 00:17:41,864 --> 00:17:42,881 Ehh? Ehh? 348 00:17:45,789 --> 00:17:46,877 Bada-Bing, bada-bam! 349 00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:48,877 Now let's get you back into the forest, honey! 350 00:17:48,878 --> 00:17:50,880 You may now kiss the bride. 351 00:17:50,881 --> 00:17:54,789 Well, uh, don't mind if I do. 352 00:17:57,881 --> 00:17:59,817 Aah! 353 00:17:59,818 --> 00:18:02,792 Hey, wait a minute! Ahh-aahh... 354 00:18:02,793 --> 00:18:05,871 Whoa! Whoa! W-what's going on? 355 00:18:05,872 --> 00:18:07,796 Aah! Aaah! 356 00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:09,876 That's for lying to me! 357 00:18:09,877 --> 00:18:11,871 That's for breaking my heart! 358 00:18:11,872 --> 00:18:13,826 Ow! My face! 359 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:17,809 And this is for messing with my brother! 360 00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:19,810 - Wanna do the honors? - On three. 361 00:18:19,813 --> 00:18:21,797 One, two, three! 362 00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:27,797 I'll... Get you back for this! 363 00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:29,877 Who's giving orders? I need orders! 364 00:18:29,878 --> 00:18:32,859 My arms are tired! 365 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,810 Anyone else wants some? 366 00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:41,851 Baaaa! 367 00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:46,796 Hey, Dipper. I, um, 368 00:18:46,797 --> 00:18:48,821 I'm sorry for ignoring your advice. 369 00:18:48,822 --> 00:18:50,826 You really were just looking out for me. 370 00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:54,788 Oh, don't be like that. You saved our butts back there. 371 00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:56,821 I guess I'm just sad that my first boyfriend 372 00:18:56,822 --> 00:18:58,814 turned out to be a bunch of gnomes. 373 00:18:58,815 --> 00:19:01,838 Look on the bright side... Maybe the next one will be a vampire. 374 00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:03,884 You're just saying that. 375 00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:05,880 Awkward sibling hug? 376 00:19:05,881 --> 00:19:07,859 Awkward sibling hug. 377 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,881 - Pat pat. - Pat pat. 378 00:19:12,789 --> 00:19:14,859 Sheesh! You two get hit by a bus or somethin'? 379 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:15,860 Aha! 380 00:19:18,822 --> 00:19:20,796 Uh, hey! 381 00:19:20,797 --> 00:19:21,847 W-wouldn't you know it? 382 00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:24,813 Um, I accidentally overstocked some inventory, 383 00:19:24,814 --> 00:19:28,788 so how's about each of you take one item from the gift shop on the house? 384 00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:29,877 - Really? - What's the catch? 385 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,859 The catch is do it before I change my mind. Now take something. 386 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,872 - Hmm... - Oooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 387 00:19:38,797 --> 00:19:40,867 Hmm. That oughta do the trick. 388 00:19:40,868 --> 00:19:43,867 And I will have a... 389 00:19:43,868 --> 00:19:45,855 Grappling hook! 390 00:19:45,856 --> 00:19:49,856 - Yes! - Wouldn't you rather have a doll or something? 391 00:19:52,814 --> 00:19:54,885 - Grappling hook! - Fair enough. 392 00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:01,788 "This journal told me there was no one in Gravity Falls 393 00:20:01,789 --> 00:20:02,879 "I could trust. 394 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,851 "But when you battle a hundred gnomes 395 00:20:04,852 --> 00:20:06,796 "side-by-side with someone, 396 00:20:06,797 --> 00:20:09,880 you realize that they've probably always got your back." 397 00:20:09,881 --> 00:20:11,877 Hey, Mabel, could you get the light? 398 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,793 I'm on it. 399 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,792 It worked! 400 00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:18,881 - Ha ha ha! - These grappling hooks... 401 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,821 Our uncle told us there was nothing strange about this town. 402 00:20:21,822 --> 00:20:23,838 But who knows what other secrets 403 00:20:23,839 --> 00:20:25,847 are waiting to be unlocked? 404 00:20:26,272 --> 00:20:36,272 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 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