1 00:00:04,301 --> 00:00:07,263 Are you ready for the ultimate challenge? 2 00:00:07,264 --> 00:00:08,343 I'm always ready! 3 00:00:08,344 --> 00:00:10,342 Then you know what this means! 4 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:13,271 Syrup race! Ahh... 5 00:00:13,272 --> 00:00:16,255 - Go, sir syrup! - Go, mountie man! 6 00:00:16,258 --> 00:00:18,326 - Go go! Go go! - Almost... Almost... 7 00:00:18,329 --> 00:00:20,342 Yes! 8 00:00:20,343 --> 00:00:22,263 I won! 9 00:00:22,264 --> 00:00:24,254 Bleah. 10 00:00:24,255 --> 00:00:25,329 Ho ho, no way! 11 00:00:25,330 --> 00:00:27,258 Hey, Mabel, check this out. 12 00:00:27,259 --> 00:00:29,233 Human-sized hamster balls? 13 00:00:29,234 --> 00:00:31,292 I'm human-sized! 14 00:00:31,293 --> 00:00:32,347 No, no, Mabel. This. 15 00:00:32,348 --> 00:00:35,279 We see weirder stuff than that every day. 16 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,272 We didn't get any photos of those gnomes, did we? 17 00:00:37,273 --> 00:00:40,300 Nope, just memories. And this beard hair. 18 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:42,318 - Why did you save that? - Mm-mm-mm. 19 00:00:42,321 --> 00:00:44,313 Uhh! Good morning, knuckleheads. 20 00:00:44,314 --> 00:00:46,271 You two know what day it is? 21 00:00:46,272 --> 00:00:47,280 Um... Happy anniversary? 22 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:50,247 - Mazel tov! - Baah! 23 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,254 It's family fun day, genius! 24 00:00:52,255 --> 00:00:54,314 We're cuttin' off work and havin' one of those, ya know, 25 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,308 Bonding-type deals. 26 00:00:56,309 --> 00:01:00,267 Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be anything like our last family bonding day? 27 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:03,329 You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman! 28 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:05,346 Uh-oh! 29 00:01:05,347 --> 00:01:08,342 Ohh! The county jail was so cold. 30 00:01:08,343 --> 00:01:11,317 All right, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker. 31 00:01:11,318 --> 00:01:14,329 But I swear, today we're gonna have some real family fun. 32 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:18,258 Now, who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car? 33 00:01:18,259 --> 00:01:19,268 - Yay! - Yay! 34 00:01:19,271 --> 00:01:20,287 Wait. What? 35 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:30,288 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells. http://UKsubtitles.ru. Support Us and Donate. 36 00:02:03,532 --> 00:02:05,168 Whoa! Whoa! 37 00:02:05,243 --> 00:02:07,296 Blindfolds never lead to anything good. 38 00:02:07,297 --> 00:02:11,242 Wow. I feel like all my other senses are heightened. 39 00:02:11,243 --> 00:02:13,305 I can see with my fingers. 40 00:02:13,306 --> 00:02:15,243 - Oh! - Oh! 41 00:02:15,244 --> 00:02:17,268 Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blindfold? 42 00:02:24,239 --> 00:02:27,285 Okay, okay, open 'em up. 43 00:02:29,222 --> 00:02:31,267 Ta-da! It's fishin' season! 44 00:02:31,268 --> 00:02:33,268 - Fishing? - What are you playing at, old man? 45 00:02:33,271 --> 00:02:35,271 You're gonna love it! The whole town's out here! 46 00:02:35,272 --> 00:02:38,275 Here, fishy-fishies! Get into the pan. 47 00:02:38,276 --> 00:02:40,217 Say "cheese." 48 00:02:40,218 --> 00:02:41,305 Aaaah! 49 00:02:41,306 --> 00:02:43,280 Uh, is this good? 50 00:02:43,281 --> 00:02:44,309 No! 51 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:47,268 I'll show you how a real man fishes! 52 00:02:48,272 --> 00:02:50,221 Grr! Aaah! 53 00:02:50,222 --> 00:02:51,268 Ha ha ha ha ha! 54 00:02:51,269 --> 00:02:53,234 Hyeah! Uhh! 55 00:02:53,235 --> 00:02:55,284 - Dead! Dead! - Dead! Dead! 56 00:02:55,285 --> 00:02:57,271 Get him! Get him! 57 00:02:57,272 --> 00:02:59,268 That's some quality family bonding! 58 00:02:59,269 --> 00:03:02,263 Uncle Stan, why do you want to bond with us all of a sudden? 59 00:03:02,264 --> 00:03:04,255 Come on, this is gonna be great! 60 00:03:04,256 --> 00:03:06,224 I've never had fishin' buddies before. 61 00:03:06,225 --> 00:03:08,222 The guys from the lodge won't go with me. 62 00:03:08,223 --> 00:03:10,251 They don't like or trust me. 63 00:03:10,252 --> 00:03:13,213 I think he actually wants to fish with us. 64 00:03:13,214 --> 00:03:15,263 Hey, I know what'll cheer you sad sacks up. 65 00:03:15,264 --> 00:03:18,234 Pow! Pines family fishin' hats. 66 00:03:18,235 --> 00:03:20,275 That's hand-stitching, ya know. 67 00:03:20,276 --> 00:03:24,296 It's just gonna be you, me, and those goofy hats on a boat for ten hours! 68 00:03:24,297 --> 00:03:25,301 Ten hours? 69 00:03:25,302 --> 00:03:28,275 I brought the joke book. 70 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:30,217 No. No! 71 00:03:30,218 --> 00:03:31,272 There has to be a way out of this. 72 00:03:31,273 --> 00:03:33,242 I seen it! 73 00:03:33,243 --> 00:03:35,214 I seen it again! 74 00:03:39,231 --> 00:03:40,280 Hoo hoo hoo! 75 00:03:40,281 --> 00:03:42,292 The Gravity Falls gobblewonker! 76 00:03:42,293 --> 00:03:45,280 Come quick before he scramdoodles away! 77 00:03:45,281 --> 00:03:47,288 Ha ha hoo-ah! 78 00:03:47,289 --> 00:03:50,288 Aw. He's doing a happy jig. 79 00:03:50,289 --> 00:03:53,296 No! It's a jig of grave danger! 80 00:03:53,297 --> 00:03:55,276 - Hey! Hey! - Aaah! 81 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,310 Now, what did I tell you about scaring my customers? 82 00:03:57,311 --> 00:03:59,309 This is your last warning, dad. 83 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:03,251 But I got proof this time, by gummity! 84 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:05,259 Behold! 85 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:08,221 It's gobbledywonker what done did it! 86 00:04:08,222 --> 00:04:10,214 It had a long neck like a gee-raffe, 87 00:04:10,215 --> 00:04:13,260 and wrinkly skin like... like this gentleman right here. - Huh? 88 00:04:13,263 --> 00:04:16,242 It chopped my boat up to smitheroons! 89 00:04:16,243 --> 00:04:19,267 It shim-shammed over to scuttlebutt island! 90 00:04:19,268 --> 00:04:21,263 Ya gotta believe me! 91 00:04:21,264 --> 00:04:23,259 Attention, all units. 92 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:26,222 We got ourselves a crazy old man. 93 00:04:29,306 --> 00:04:33,243 Aw, donkey spittle! Banjo Polish... 94 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:36,275 Well, that happened. 95 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,221 Now, let's untie this boat and get out on that lake! 96 00:04:39,222 --> 00:04:41,271 Mabel, did you hear what that old dude said? 97 00:04:41,272 --> 00:04:43,271 "Aw, donkey spittle!" 98 00:04:43,272 --> 00:04:45,264 The other thing... about the monster. 99 00:04:45,265 --> 00:04:49,213 If we can snag a photo of it, we could split the prize fifty-fifty. 100 00:04:49,214 --> 00:04:51,238 That's two fifties! 101 00:04:51,239 --> 00:04:54,302 Imagine what you could do with five hundred dollars! 102 00:04:59,235 --> 00:05:01,284 Not so high and mighty anymore. 103 00:05:01,285 --> 00:05:04,264 - Ohh. - Aha-ha ha ha ha! 104 00:05:09,285 --> 00:05:11,271 Hey, boys. 105 00:05:11,272 --> 00:05:15,305 You can look... But you can't touch. 106 00:05:15,306 --> 00:05:17,242 Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! 107 00:05:17,243 --> 00:05:18,252 Squeak squeak... 108 00:05:18,253 --> 00:05:20,246 Awesome! 109 00:05:20,247 --> 00:05:22,263 Mabel. Mabel? 110 00:05:22,264 --> 00:05:26,271 Dipper, I am one million percent on board with this! 111 00:05:26,272 --> 00:05:28,305 Grunkle Stan! Change of plans! 112 00:05:28,306 --> 00:05:31,284 We're taking that boat to scuttlebutt island, 113 00:05:31,285 --> 00:05:34,242 and we are gonna find that gobblewonker. 114 00:05:34,243 --> 00:05:36,251 - Monster Hunt! - Monster Hunt! 115 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:37,293 - Monster... - Monster Hunt! 116 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,288 Monster... eh... 117 00:05:39,289 --> 00:05:40,306 I'll go. 118 00:05:42,276 --> 00:05:44,296 You dudes say something about a monster Hunt? 119 00:05:44,297 --> 00:05:47,264 - Zeus! - What's up, hambone? 120 00:05:47,267 --> 00:05:50,226 - Kapoosh! - Pow! Explode! 121 00:05:50,227 --> 00:05:52,285 Dude, you could totally use my boat for your Hunt. 122 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:55,280 It's got a steering wheel, chairs... normal boat stuff. 123 00:05:55,281 --> 00:05:57,274 All right, let's think this through. 124 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:59,268 You kids could go waste your time 125 00:05:59,269 --> 00:06:02,263 on some epic monster-finding adventure, 126 00:06:02,264 --> 00:06:06,246 or you could spend the day learning how to tie knots and skewer worms 127 00:06:06,247 --> 00:06:07,276 with your great uncle Stan! 128 00:06:20,256 --> 00:06:21,302 So, whaddya say? 129 00:06:23,276 --> 00:06:25,302 We made the right choice! 130 00:06:27,272 --> 00:06:29,301 Ingrates! Ah, who needs 'em? 131 00:06:29,302 --> 00:06:33,264 I got a whole box of creepy fishin' lures to keep me company. 132 00:06:34,281 --> 00:06:36,226 Uhh! 133 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,293 Hoist the anchor! 134 00:06:40,268 --> 00:06:42,221 Raise the flag! 135 00:06:42,222 --> 00:06:44,296 We're gonna find that gobblewonker! 136 00:06:44,297 --> 00:06:47,251 We're gonna win that photo contest! 137 00:06:47,252 --> 00:06:49,284 Do any of you dudes have sunscreen? 138 00:06:49,285 --> 00:06:52,271 We're gonna... Go get sunscreen! 139 00:06:52,272 --> 00:06:53,302 Yay! 140 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,241 All right, if we want to win this contest, 141 00:07:06,242 --> 00:07:08,198 we've gotta do it right. 142 00:07:08,199 --> 00:07:10,262 Think. What the #1 problem with most monster hunts? 143 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:14,202 You're a side character and you die in the first five minutes of the movie. 144 00:07:14,203 --> 00:07:17,173 Dude, am I a side character? Do you ever think about stuff like that? 145 00:07:17,174 --> 00:07:18,262 No, no, no... camera trouble. 146 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:21,241 Say bigfoot shows up. Zeus, be bigfoot. 147 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:25,177 There he is! Bigfoot! 148 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,202 Uh-oh! No camera! 149 00:07:27,203 --> 00:07:29,190 Oh, wait! Here's one! 150 00:07:29,191 --> 00:07:30,231 Aw, no film! 151 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:32,186 You see what I'm doing here? 152 00:07:32,187 --> 00:07:33,266 - Uh-huh. - Dude's got a point. 153 00:07:33,269 --> 00:07:38,173 That's why I bought seventeen disposable cameras. 154 00:07:38,174 --> 00:07:39,249 Two on my ankle, three in my jacket, 155 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,252 four for each of you, three extras in this bag, 156 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:43,219 and one under my hat. 157 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:45,219 There's no way we're gonna Miss this. 158 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:48,186 Okay, everybody, let's test our cameras out. 159 00:07:48,187 --> 00:07:49,252 Ahh! Dude! 160 00:07:49,253 --> 00:07:52,227 You see? This is exactly why you need backup cameras. 161 00:07:52,228 --> 00:07:53,232 We still have sixteen. 162 00:07:53,233 --> 00:07:55,257 Ahh! Bird! 163 00:07:55,258 --> 00:07:59,219 Fifteen. Okay, guys, I repeat, don't lose your cameras. 164 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:01,174 - Wait. Lose the cameras? - Don't! 165 00:08:01,175 --> 00:08:02,224 Dude, I just threw two away. 166 00:08:02,225 --> 00:08:03,236 Thirteen! 167 00:08:03,237 --> 00:08:06,195 All right, we still have thirteen camera... 168 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,248 Twelve. We have twelve cameras. 169 00:08:09,249 --> 00:08:12,248 So what's the plan? Throw more cameras overboard or what? 170 00:08:12,249 --> 00:08:14,257 No! No. Okay. 171 00:08:14,258 --> 00:08:16,262 You'll be lookout, Zeus can work the steering wheel, 172 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,232 - and I'll be captain. - What? 173 00:08:18,235 --> 00:08:20,244 Why do you get to be captain? 174 00:08:20,245 --> 00:08:22,257 What about Mabel, huh? 175 00:08:22,258 --> 00:08:24,240 Ma-bel! Ma-bel! 176 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:26,190 Ma-bel! Ma-bel! 177 00:08:26,191 --> 00:08:27,241 I'm not sure that's a good idea. 178 00:08:27,242 --> 00:08:29,186 What about co-captain? 179 00:08:29,187 --> 00:08:30,245 There's no such thing as co-captain. 180 00:08:30,246 --> 00:08:32,181 Ohh. Whoops! 181 00:08:32,182 --> 00:08:34,202 Okay, fine! You can be co-captain! 182 00:08:34,203 --> 00:08:35,253 Can I be associate co-captain? 183 00:08:35,254 --> 00:08:38,202 As co-captain, I authorize that request. 184 00:08:38,203 --> 00:08:41,248 Well, as first co-captain, our #1 order of business 185 00:08:41,249 --> 00:08:43,252 is to lure the monster out with this. 186 00:08:43,253 --> 00:08:45,252 Permission to taste some? 187 00:08:45,253 --> 00:08:48,170 - Granted. - Permission co-granted. 188 00:08:48,173 --> 00:08:50,191 Permission associate go-granted. 189 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:57,240 Dude, I don't know what I expected that to taste like. 190 00:08:57,241 --> 00:09:01,220 Traitors! I'll find my own fishin' buddies. 191 00:09:03,262 --> 00:09:04,265 Ah! 192 00:09:04,266 --> 00:09:07,199 There's my new pals! 193 00:09:12,178 --> 00:09:14,169 Now that we're alone, rosanna, 194 00:09:14,170 --> 00:09:17,240 there's a burning question which my heart longs to ask of you. 195 00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:19,258 - Oh, Reginald! - Hey! 196 00:09:20,258 --> 00:09:22,232 Wanna hear a joke? 197 00:09:23,253 --> 00:09:24,249 Here goes. 198 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:27,190 My ex-wife still misses me, 199 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:29,195 but her aim is gettin' better! 200 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:33,215 Her aim is gettin' better! 201 00:09:33,216 --> 00:09:37,223 Ya see, it's... it's funny because marriage is terrible. 202 00:09:37,224 --> 00:09:38,245 What? 203 00:09:45,212 --> 00:09:46,253 Hey, how's it going? 204 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:48,223 It's going awesome. 205 00:09:50,199 --> 00:09:51,249 Mabel, leave that thing alone. 206 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,261 Aw, I don't mind none! 207 00:09:53,262 --> 00:09:55,236 Hey, look, I'm drinking water! 208 00:09:59,258 --> 00:10:01,257 Aren't you supposed to be doing lookout? 209 00:10:01,258 --> 00:10:03,227 Look out! 210 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,240 Ha ha! 211 00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:06,257 But seriously, I'm on it. 212 00:10:06,258 --> 00:10:08,170 - Whoa! - Whoa! 213 00:10:08,171 --> 00:10:09,241 See? We're here. 214 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,207 I'm a lookout genius! 215 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:13,212 Hamster ball, here we come! 216 00:10:23,199 --> 00:10:24,249 Dude, check it out. 217 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,261 Butt island. 218 00:10:25,262 --> 00:10:28,215 Zeus, you rapscallion! 219 00:10:28,216 --> 00:10:30,215 Hey, why aren't you laughing? 220 00:10:30,216 --> 00:10:32,231 Are you scared? 221 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,262 Yeah, right. I'm not... 222 00:10:33,263 --> 00:10:35,228 - Yeah, you are! - Hey... 223 00:10:35,231 --> 00:10:36,257 Quit it... 224 00:10:36,258 --> 00:10:39,182 stop, Mabel! Uhh! Uhh! 225 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:44,248 Dude, did you guys hear that? 226 00:10:44,249 --> 00:10:46,257 What was that? Was it your stomach? 227 00:10:46,258 --> 00:10:49,241 No, my stomach normally sounds like whale noises. 228 00:10:53,212 --> 00:10:56,191 Wow! So majestic! 229 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,236 Our lantern! 230 00:10:59,237 --> 00:11:02,169 Ahh! I can't see anything! 231 00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:05,181 Dude, I don't know, man, maybe this isn't worth it. 232 00:11:05,182 --> 00:11:07,241 Not worth it? Guys, imagine what would happen 233 00:11:07,242 --> 00:11:10,236 if we got that picture! 234 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:13,231 Tonight, we're here with adventure-seeker Dipper pines 235 00:11:13,232 --> 00:11:16,207 who bravely photographed the elusive gobblewonker. 236 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,202 Tell me, Dipper, what's the secret to your success? 237 00:11:19,203 --> 00:11:22,190 Well, I run away from nothing... 238 00:11:22,191 --> 00:11:25,219 Nothing except for when I ran away from my annoying Grunkle Stan 239 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:28,202 who I ditched in order to pursue that lake monster. 240 00:11:28,203 --> 00:11:31,223 How right you were to do so. He looked like a real piece of work. 241 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:35,191 I don't often do this, but I feel the need to give you an award. 242 00:11:37,182 --> 00:11:39,191 Charlie! 243 00:11:40,262 --> 00:11:43,208 Why won't you interview me? 244 00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:48,203 - I'm in! - Me too! 245 00:11:49,253 --> 00:11:52,174 All right, dudes, I'm comin! 246 00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:05,186 Dude, we should be writing this down. 247 00:12:05,187 --> 00:12:08,182 Guys! Guys, guys. You hear something? 248 00:12:09,237 --> 00:12:11,236 This is it. This is it! 249 00:12:11,237 --> 00:12:14,241 - Uh. Uh... - This is cooooool! 250 00:12:21,178 --> 00:12:22,182 Oh! 251 00:12:24,262 --> 00:12:27,216 Everyone... Get your cameras ready. 252 00:12:30,241 --> 00:12:32,219 Ready? Go! 253 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:34,169 Whaaaaa! 254 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,174 Aaaaaah! 255 00:12:43,212 --> 00:12:46,181 But... but what was that noise, then? 256 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,253 I heard a monster noise. 257 00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:55,248 Sweet! Beaver with a chainsaw! 258 00:12:55,249 --> 00:12:58,190 Maybe that old guy was crazy after all. 259 00:12:58,191 --> 00:13:01,216 He did use the word "scrapdoodle." 260 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,253 Look, when you're threading the line... 261 00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:06,186 a lot of people don't know this... 262 00:13:06,187 --> 00:13:07,266 but you want to use a barrel knot. 263 00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:10,223 That's a secret from one fishin' buddy to another. 264 00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,249 - Heh heh! - Uh... 265 00:13:11,252 --> 00:13:14,190 I, uh... who are you, exactly? 266 00:13:14,191 --> 00:13:16,223 Just call me your Grunkle Stan! 267 00:13:16,224 --> 00:13:17,244 Sir... sir! 268 00:13:17,245 --> 00:13:19,215 Why are you talking to our son? 269 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:22,211 If you don't leave right now, I'm calling the police! 270 00:13:22,212 --> 00:13:24,257 Ha ha! Ya see, the thing about that is... 271 00:13:24,258 --> 00:13:27,216 - Arrrr! - Go bother your own kids! 272 00:13:27,219 --> 00:13:29,261 Ooh, yeah, work it, work it! Nice! Nice! 273 00:13:29,262 --> 00:13:32,265 Give me another one of those. Yeah, I like that one. 274 00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:35,240 What are we gonna say to Grunkle Stan? 275 00:13:35,241 --> 00:13:38,174 We ditched him over nothing. 276 00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:42,202 Hey. Guys, do you feel that? 277 00:13:42,203 --> 00:13:44,249 - Wha... - Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa! 278 00:13:44,252 --> 00:13:46,195 Aaah! 279 00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:50,198 This is it! 280 00:13:50,199 --> 00:13:52,187 Come on, this is our chance! 281 00:13:54,237 --> 00:13:57,181 What's wrong with you guys? 282 00:13:57,182 --> 00:13:58,203 - Dipper... - Dude... 283 00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,262 It's not that hard, all right? 284 00:13:59,263 --> 00:14:03,178 All you gotta do is point and shoot. Like this. 285 00:14:07,241 --> 00:14:09,178 Run! 286 00:14:18,216 --> 00:14:20,265 Get back to the boat! Hurry! 287 00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:22,182 Aaah! Ooh! 288 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,169 The picture! 289 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,241 Dude, if it makes you feel any better, 290 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:31,186 I got tons of pictures of those beavers, dude! 291 00:14:31,187 --> 00:14:33,262 Why would that make me feel better? 292 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,866 Let's get out of here, dudes! 293 00:14:43,812 --> 00:14:45,820 All right, this is it! 294 00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:48,803 Cracked lens? Zeus, get a photo! 295 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,815 Hyuh! Nyeah! Nyeah! 296 00:14:50,816 --> 00:14:52,879 - Unhh! - What are you doing? 297 00:14:52,882 --> 00:14:55,832 I still got one left. Don't worry, dude. Here. 298 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:56,871 Aaah! 299 00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,892 - Whoa! - Aaah! 300 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,804 Go go go go go! 301 00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:15,841 Grr! Gaa! Mollycoddling... 302 00:15:15,842 --> 00:15:19,828 Can you please tell me more funny stories, pop-pop? 303 00:15:19,829 --> 00:15:22,886 Anything for my fishin' buddies! Ho ho ho ho! 304 00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:24,857 Arghh! 305 00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:29,845 Pop-pop, I just weawized that... I wuv you. 306 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,870 Aw, come on! Boo! Boo! 307 00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:35,824 Hey, there! What's the big idea? 308 00:15:35,825 --> 00:15:38,891 Maybe has no one who wuvs him, pop-pop. 309 00:15:38,892 --> 00:15:40,833 Yeah, well, I-I... 310 00:15:44,816 --> 00:15:45,878 nahh! 311 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:47,804 Ahhh. 312 00:15:49,812 --> 00:15:50,875 Zeus! Beavers! 313 00:15:53,816 --> 00:15:55,815 Aaaaah! 314 00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:57,850 Ohh! Beavers... 315 00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:02,882 Aaah! Oooooh... 316 00:16:02,883 --> 00:16:03,900 Aaaah! 317 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,879 Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! 318 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:19,896 - Headlock! - Dead! Dead! Dead! 319 00:16:26,879 --> 00:16:29,886 The fishes? They seek revenge! 320 00:16:29,887 --> 00:16:31,879 Swim, boys, swim! 321 00:16:37,816 --> 00:16:39,874 Aaah! Look out! 322 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,900 Easy, easy... 323 00:16:43,887 --> 00:16:45,820 My glass! 324 00:16:45,821 --> 00:16:46,883 Where do I go? 325 00:16:50,804 --> 00:16:52,803 Um... uh... go to the falls! 326 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,879 - I think there might be a cave behind there! - "Might" be? 327 00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:02,900 - Brr. Ahh. - Ooh. - Ahhh. 328 00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:10,870 It's stuck! 329 00:17:10,871 --> 00:17:12,828 Ha ha! Yeah! 330 00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:13,875 Wait. It's stuck? 331 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,846 - Boop. - Ha ha ha! 332 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,828 Did you get a good one? 333 00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:26,887 They're all good ones! 334 00:17:26,888 --> 00:17:28,850 - Whoo-hoo! - Hamster ball! 335 00:17:34,816 --> 00:17:35,871 What the...? 336 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:39,849 Huh? 337 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,825 - Uh! - What's wrong? 338 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:42,882 Hmm. 339 00:17:42,883 --> 00:17:44,803 Careful, dude! 340 00:17:44,804 --> 00:17:46,821 I've got this! Hold on! 341 00:17:47,846 --> 00:17:50,829 Hey, guys! Come check this out! 342 00:17:59,892 --> 00:18:02,865 Work them bellows in the... huh? 343 00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:04,878 Aw, banjo Polish! 344 00:18:04,879 --> 00:18:06,857 Wha... you? 345 00:18:06,858 --> 00:18:08,841 You made this? 346 00:18:08,842 --> 00:18:09,849 Wha... why? 347 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:10,899 Well, I... 348 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,824 I, uh... 349 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,895 I just wanted attention! 350 00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:17,874 I still don't understand. 351 00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:19,835 Well, first I just hootenannied up 352 00:18:19,836 --> 00:18:21,827 a bio-mechanical brain wave generator, 353 00:18:21,828 --> 00:18:23,850 and then I learned to operate a stick shift with my beard. 354 00:18:23,851 --> 00:18:26,870 Okay, yeah, but why did you do it? 355 00:18:26,871 --> 00:18:29,832 Well, when you get to be an old fella like me, 356 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,845 nobody pays any attention to you anymore. 357 00:18:31,846 --> 00:18:34,836 My own son hasn't visited me in months! 358 00:18:34,837 --> 00:18:36,833 So I figured maybe I'd catch his fancy 359 00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:38,849 with a 15-ton aquatic robot. 360 00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:40,874 Wha-ha-ha-ha! Aha-ha-ha! 361 00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:43,815 Aha-ha! Aha-ha... ahh... 362 00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:46,803 In retrospect, it seems a bit contrived. 363 00:18:46,804 --> 00:18:48,896 You just don't know the lengths us old-timers go through 364 00:18:48,897 --> 00:18:52,808 for a little quality time with our family. 365 00:18:54,812 --> 00:18:56,807 Dude. 366 00:18:56,808 --> 00:18:59,803 I guess the real lake monster is you two. Heh heh. 367 00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:02,807 Sorry, it just, like, boom, just popped into my head here. 368 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,865 So... Did you ever talk to your son about how you felt? 369 00:19:05,866 --> 00:19:08,807 No, sir, I got to work straight on the robot. 370 00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:10,803 I made lots of robots in my day. 371 00:19:10,804 --> 00:19:13,824 Like when my wife left me and I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron, 372 00:19:13,825 --> 00:19:15,883 or when my pal Ernie didn't come to my retirement party 373 00:19:15,884 --> 00:19:17,899 and I constructed an 80-ton shame-bot 374 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:21,836 that exploded the entire downtown area! 375 00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:22,878 Aha-ha-ha-ha! 376 00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:26,887 Aha... well, time to get back to work on my death ray! 377 00:19:29,816 --> 00:19:30,892 Any you kids got a screwdriver? 378 00:19:30,893 --> 00:19:34,807 Well, so much for the photo contest. 379 00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:35,900 We still have one roll of film left. 380 00:19:35,901 --> 00:19:37,837 What do you want to do with it? 381 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,803 Ahh. 382 00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:43,892 Hey! Over here! 383 00:19:46,821 --> 00:19:48,820 What the... kids? 384 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,849 I thought you two were off playin' spin the bottle with Zeus. 385 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:54,899 Well, we spent all day trying to find a legendary dinosaur. 386 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:58,828 But we realized the only dinosaur we want to hang out with 387 00:19:58,829 --> 00:19:59,891 is right here. 388 00:19:59,892 --> 00:20:01,886 Save your sympathy! 389 00:20:01,887 --> 00:20:03,866 I been having a great time without ya... 390 00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:06,811 makin' friends, talkin' to my reflection... 391 00:20:06,812 --> 00:20:07,879 I had a run-in with the lake police! 392 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,820 Guess I gotta wear this ankle bracelet now, so that'll be fun. 393 00:20:10,821 --> 00:20:13,896 So I guess there isn't room in that boat for three more? 394 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:21,803 You knuckleheads ever seen me thread a hook with my eyes closed? 395 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,825 - Five bucks says you can't do it. - You're on! 396 00:20:23,828 --> 00:20:26,803 Five more bucks says you can't do it with your eyes closed 397 00:20:26,804 --> 00:20:29,824 plus me singing at the top of my lungs! 398 00:20:29,825 --> 00:20:31,849 I like those odds! 399 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:34,804 - Whoa! What happened to your shirt? - Long story, dude. 400 00:20:34,805 --> 00:20:36,858 All right. Everybody get together, say "fishing." 401 00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:37,879 - Fishing! - Fishing! 402 00:20:37,882 --> 00:20:39,883 Dude, am I in the frame? 403 00:20:54,829 --> 00:20:56,803 Whaa! 404 00:20:56,804 --> 00:20:57,900 - What was that? - Mm-mm. 405 00:21:12,808 --> 00:21:14,850 - Who wants to hear a joke? - Not me. 406 00:21:14,853 --> 00:21:17,845 Huh huh! Yeah, you do! Here it goes. 407 00:21:17,846 --> 00:21:19,857 Why did the pelican 408 00:21:19,858 --> 00:21:22,832 get kicked out the restaurant? 409 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:23,850 I don't care. 410 00:21:23,851 --> 00:21:26,820 Because he had a very big bill! 411 00:21:29,807 --> 00:21:31,804 - Blah blah bluh. - Bad joke. Bad pelican joke. 412 00:21:31,829 --> 00:21:35,871 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. Support Us and Donate.