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I'm afraid your services
won't be required here, sir.

2
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My men have examined
the evidence,

3
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and this is obviously
an accident.

4
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What?

5
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Duck-tective will return
after these messages.

6
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That duck is a genius.

7
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Eh. It's easier to find clues
when you're that close
to the ground.

8
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Are you saying you could
outwit duck-tective?

9
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Mabel, I have very keen
powers of observation.

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For example,
just by smelling your breath

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I can tell that
you have been eating...

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An entire tube of toothpaste?

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- It was so sparkly.
- Hey, dudes!

14
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You'll never guess
what I found!

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- Buried treasure!
- Buried...

16
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Hey, I was gonna say that!

17
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So I was cleaning up
when I found this secret door

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hidden behind the wallpaper.

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It's crazy-bonkers-creepy.

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Whoa! It's a secret wax museum.

21
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They're so life-like.

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Except for that one.

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Hello!

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Ha ha! It's just me,
your Grunkle Stan!

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Behold the Gravity Falls
Wax museum.

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It was one of our most
popular attractions!

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Before I forgot all about it.

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I got 'em all...
genghis Khan, Sherlock Holmes,

30
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some kind of,
I don't know, Goblin Man.

31
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Ooh! Is anyone else
getting the creeps here?

32
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And now for
my personal favorite...

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wax Abraham Lincoln,
right over...

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oh, no! Come on!

35
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Who left the blinds open?

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Wax John wilkes booth,
I'm lookin' in your direction.

37
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How do you fix a wax figure?

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Cheer up, Grunkle Stan.

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- Where's that smile?
- Meh.

40
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- Beep bop boop.
- Ow.

41
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Don't worry, Grunkle Stan,
I'll make you a new wax figure
from all this old wax.

42
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Why do you think I always have
this glue gun stuck to my arm?

43
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- Eeech!
- I like your gumption, kid.

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I don't know
what that word means,
but thank you.

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Dipper.

46
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What do you think
of my wax figure idea?

47
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She's part fairy princess,

48
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and part horse fairy princess.

49
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Maybe you should carve
something from real life.

50
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Like a waffle with big arms!

51
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Yo-kay, or, ya know,
something else,

52
00:03:03,605 --> 00:03:05,583
like someone in your family.

53
00:03:05,584 --> 00:03:07,625
Kids! Have you
seen my pants?

54
00:03:09,567 --> 00:03:12,591
O muse, you work
in mysterious ways.

55
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Why is your sister
talking to the ceiling?

56
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I think it needs more glitter.

57
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Agreed.

58
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I found my pants,
but now I'm missing my...

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What do you think?

60
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I think the wax museum's
back in business!

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I can't believe
this many people
showed up.

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I know, right?

63
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Your uncle probably
bribed 'em or something.

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He bribed me.

65
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You all know me, folks,
town doll and Mr. Mystery.

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Please, ladies!
Control yourselves!

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As you know, I always bring
the people of this fair town

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novelties and befuddlements,

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the likes of which
the world has never known.

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But enough about me.

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Behold...

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Me!

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And now a word from
our own Mabelangelo.

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It's Mabel.

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Thank you for coming.

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I made this sculpture
with my own two hands!

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It's covered in my blood,
sweat, tears,

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and other fluids.

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- Ugh! - Ohh!
- Ewww!

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Heh heh. Yeah.

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I will now take questions.
You there.

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Old man mcgucket, local kook.

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Are the wax figures alive?
And, follow-up question,

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can I survive
the wax man uprising?

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Um... Yes! Next question.

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Toby determined,
Gravity Falls gossiper.

87
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Do you really think
this constitutes
a wonder of the world?

88
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Your microphone's
a turkey baster, Toby.

89
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- It certainly is.
- Next question.

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Shandra jimenez,
a real reporter.

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Your fliers promised
free pizza with admission
to this event.

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Is this true?

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- That's what I heard.
- Come on!

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- What a rip-off!
- I want my pizza.

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That was a typo.

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Good night, everyone!

97
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Ohhh.

98
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In your face!

99
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We're not coming back here.

100
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I think that went well.

101
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Hot pumpkin pie!
Look at all this cash!

102
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And I owe it all
to one person...

103
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This guy.

104
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Ooh! Yeah, you too,
ya little gremlin.

105
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Now, you kids wash up.
We got another long day
of fleecing rubes tomorrow.

106
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Go! Go!

107
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Ahh, kids.

108
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Well, duck-dective,

109
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it seems you've really
"quacked" the case.

110
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Ha ha!

111
00:06:05,047 --> 00:06:06,117
Stupid duck.

112
00:06:06,118 --> 00:06:08,096
Well, I'm gonna use the John.

113
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You need anything?

114
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I love this guy!
Don't you go nowhere.

115
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- Dipper, you wanna do a toothbrush race?
- Okay.

116
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No... No... Nooooo!

117
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Wax Stan! He's been...
Murdered!

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Ohhh!

119
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I got up to use the John,
right?

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And when I come back,
blammo! He's headless!

121
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My expert handcrafting
besmirched.

122
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Besmirched!

123
00:06:52,123 --> 00:06:54,130
Who would do something
like this?

124
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What's your opinion,
sheriff blubs?

125
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Look, we'd love
to help you folks,

126
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but let's face the facts...
this case is unsolvable.

127
00:07:03,052 --> 00:07:05,131
- What? You take that back, sheriff blubs!
- What? - What?

128
00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:08,113
You're kidding, right?
There must be evidence, motives.

129
00:07:08,114 --> 00:07:11,043
- Ya know, I could help, if you want.
- He's really good.

130
00:07:11,046 --> 00:07:13,109
He figured out who was
eating our tin cans.

131
00:07:13,110 --> 00:07:15,109
All signs pointed to the goat.

132
00:07:15,110 --> 00:07:17,117
Yeah, yeah, let the boy help.

133
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He's got a little brain
up in his head.

134
00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:21,092
Whoo! Would you look
at what we got here!

135
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City boy thinks
he's gonna solve a mystery

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with his fancy computer phone!

137
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City Bo-oy!
City Bo-oy!

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You are adorable.

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Adorable?

140
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- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!

141
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Look P.J.'s,

142
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how about you leave
the investigatin'
to the grown-ups?

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Attention, all units.

144
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Steve is going to fit an entire
cantaloupe in his mouth.

145
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Repeat, an entire cantaloupe.

146
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- It's a 2316!
- Let's move.

147
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That's it! Mabel, you and me
are going to find the jerk
who did this

148
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and get back that head!

149
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Then we'll see who's adorable.

150
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Aw. You sneeze
like a kitten.

151
00:08:01,165 --> 00:08:03,193
Wax Stan has lost his head,

152
00:08:03,194 --> 00:08:05,190
and it's up to us to find it.

153
00:08:06,257 --> 00:08:09,235
There were a lot of unhappy
customers at the unveiling.

154
00:08:09,236 --> 00:08:12,185
The murderer could
have been anyone.

155
00:08:12,186 --> 00:08:14,206
Yeah! Even us!

156
00:08:14,207 --> 00:08:17,222
In this town,
anything is possible,
ghosts, zombies...

157
00:08:17,223 --> 00:08:20,164
could be months before
we find our first clue.

158
00:08:20,165 --> 00:08:21,223
Hey, look, a clue!

159
00:08:21,224 --> 00:08:24,160
Footprints in the shag carpet.

160
00:08:24,161 --> 00:08:26,239
That's weird.
They've got a hole in them.

161
00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,249
And they're leading to...

162
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So what do you think?

163
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In my opinion, this is an ax.

164
00:08:35,232 --> 00:08:38,248
Wait a minute...
the lumberjack!

165
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Of course!

166
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In your face!

167
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He was furious when he
didn't get that free pizza.

168
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Furious enough for murder!

169
00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,232
Oh, you mean manley Dan?

170
00:08:48,233 --> 00:08:51,235
He hangs out at this
crazy-intense biker joint
downtown.

171
00:08:51,236 --> 00:08:53,217
Then that's where we're going.

172
00:08:53,218 --> 00:08:54,234
Dude, this is awesome.

173
00:08:54,235 --> 00:08:56,201
You two are like
the mystery twins.

174
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Don't call us that.

175
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,239
Hey, gimme a hand
with this coffin,
will ya?

176
00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,193
I'm doing a memorial service
for wax Stan.

177
00:09:05,194 --> 00:09:07,239
Something small, but classy.

178
00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,203
- Ooh!
- Sorry, Grunkle Stan,

179
00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:12,194
- But we've got a big break in the case.
- Break in the case!

180
00:09:12,197 --> 00:09:15,202
We're heading into town
right now to interrogate
the murderer.

181
00:09:15,203 --> 00:09:18,181
We have an ax!
Ree! Ree! Ree!

182
00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:21,256
Seems like the kind of thing
a responsible parent
wouldn't want you doing.

183
00:09:21,257 --> 00:09:24,248
Good thing I'm an uncle.
Avenge me, kids!

184
00:09:24,249 --> 00:09:27,207
Avenge me!

185
00:09:34,169 --> 00:09:35,253
This is the place.

186
00:09:37,253 --> 00:09:40,214
Got the fake I.D.'s?

187
00:09:40,215 --> 00:09:42,199
Here goes nothing.

188
00:09:43,223 --> 00:09:46,164
Sorry, but we don't
serve minors.

189
00:09:46,165 --> 00:09:48,182
Dagnabbit!

190
00:09:50,182 --> 00:09:52,190
We're here to interrogate
manley Dan the lumberjack

191
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for the murder of wax Stan.

192
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Deedle-eedle-eet.

193
00:09:55,254 --> 00:09:57,240
Works for me.

194
00:10:09,249 --> 00:10:11,185
He's resting.

195
00:10:11,186 --> 00:10:14,168
All right, let's just
try to blend in, okay?

196
00:10:14,169 --> 00:10:16,198
You got it, dipping sauce.

197
00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,231
Hey, there, fellow
restaurant patron!

198
00:10:18,232 --> 00:10:19,248
Bap!

199
00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:21,194
Grrrr!

200
00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:24,198
Aaaah!

201
00:10:24,199 --> 00:10:27,164
Manley Dan!
Just the guy
I wanted to see.

202
00:10:27,165 --> 00:10:29,182
- Where were you last night?
- Punchin' the clock.

203
00:10:29,183 --> 00:10:30,223
You were at work?

204
00:10:30,224 --> 00:10:32,227
No, I was punchin' that clock!

205
00:10:32,228 --> 00:10:36,185
Ten o'clock.
The time of the murder.

206
00:10:36,186 --> 00:10:39,177
So I guess you've never
seen this before?

207
00:10:39,178 --> 00:10:41,194
- Listen, little girl...
- Hey, actually, I'm...

208
00:10:41,197 --> 00:10:43,198
I wouldn't pick my teeth
with that ax!

209
00:10:43,199 --> 00:10:46,181
It's left-handed.
I only use my right hand.

210
00:10:46,182 --> 00:10:48,193
The manly hand!

211
00:10:48,194 --> 00:10:50,206
Hit him!
Hit him!

212
00:10:50,207 --> 00:10:51,253
- Aaaah!
- Hee hee hee!

213
00:10:51,256 --> 00:10:54,172
Left-handed...

214
00:10:54,173 --> 00:10:56,239
Three, four, five, six.

215
00:10:56,240 --> 00:11:00,181
Oh! Your wife
is gonna be beautiful.

216
00:11:00,182 --> 00:11:01,218
Yes!

217
00:11:01,219 --> 00:11:03,222
Mabel, big break in the case!

218
00:11:03,223 --> 00:11:05,198
But will she love me?

219
00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:07,193
It's a left-handed ax.

220
00:11:07,194 --> 00:11:08,236
These are all our suspects.

221
00:11:08,237 --> 00:11:10,181
Manley Dan is right-handed.

222
00:11:10,182 --> 00:11:13,189
That means all we gotta do
is find our left-handed suspect

223
00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:15,207
- and we've got our killer.
- Oh, man!

224
00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:17,248
We are on fire today!

225
00:11:17,249 --> 00:11:19,189
Pazow! Pazow! Pazow!

226
00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:21,190
Let's find that murderer.

227
00:11:52,257 --> 00:11:56,185
Mabel! There's only
one person left
on this list!

228
00:11:56,186 --> 00:11:58,199
Of course!
It all adds up.

229
00:12:02,173 --> 00:12:03,242
You kids better
be right about this,

230
00:12:03,243 --> 00:12:05,199
or you'll never
hear the end of it.

231
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,193
The evidence is irrefutable.

232
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,189
It's so irrefutable.

233
00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:11,193
I'm gonna get to use
my night stick!

234
00:12:11,194 --> 00:12:12,253
You ready, little fella?

235
00:12:12,254 --> 00:12:14,215
- Whoo! Whoo!
- Whoo! Whoo!

236
00:12:14,218 --> 00:12:17,164
On three.
One, two...

237
00:12:17,165 --> 00:12:18,244
- Heeyaw!
- Nobody move! This is a raid!

238
00:12:18,247 --> 00:12:21,240
What is this,
some kind of raid?

239
00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,198
Toby determined,
you're under arrest

240
00:12:25,199 --> 00:12:28,177
for the murder of the wax body
of Grunkle Stan!

241
00:12:28,178 --> 00:12:30,218
You have the right
to remain impressed

242
00:12:30,219 --> 00:12:33,181
with our awesome
detective work.

243
00:12:33,182 --> 00:12:34,249
Gobbling goose feathers!

244
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,198
I don't understand!

245
00:12:36,199 --> 00:12:38,181
Then allow me to explain.

246
00:12:38,182 --> 00:12:40,232
You were hoping
that Grunkle Stan's
new attraction

247
00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:43,256
would be the story that saved
your failing newspaper.

248
00:12:43,257 --> 00:12:45,194
But when the show was a flop,

249
00:12:45,195 --> 00:12:48,190
you decided to go out
and make your own headline.

250
00:12:49,223 --> 00:12:50,242
But you were sloppy,

251
00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:52,203
and all the clues pointed to

252
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:55,193
a shabby-shoed reporter
who was caught left-handed!

253
00:12:55,194 --> 00:12:58,222
Toby determined,
you're yesterday's news.

254
00:12:58,223 --> 00:13:01,235
Boy, your little knees
must be sore

255
00:13:01,236 --> 00:13:05,189
from jumping to conclusions!

256
00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:06,206
Ha-cha-cha!

257
00:13:06,207 --> 00:13:08,231
I had nothing to do
with that murder.

258
00:13:08,232 --> 00:13:11,223
- I knew it! Wait... what...?
- Huh? Could you repeat...

259
00:13:11,226 --> 00:13:14,193
Then where were you
the night of the break-in?

260
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,228
Uh...

261
00:13:17,182 --> 00:13:19,181
Finally we can be alone,

262
00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:23,207
cardboard cut-out of
female news reporter
shandra jimenez!

263
00:13:25,211 --> 00:13:27,165
- Ew! - Ugh!
- Yuck!

264
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,257
Time stamp confirms it.
Toby, you're off the hook,

265
00:13:29,258 --> 00:13:32,190
- you freak of nature.
- Hurray!

266
00:13:32,193 --> 00:13:35,190
But... but it has to be him!
Check the ax for fingerprints.

267
00:13:36,219 --> 00:13:38,160
No prints at all.

268
00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:39,375
No prints?

269
00:13:39,376 --> 00:13:41,370
Hey, I got a headline for ya:

270
00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:44,371
"City kids waste
everyone's time."

271
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:51,342
Boy, I'd be pretty embarrassed
if I was you two!

272
00:13:57,371 --> 00:13:59,370
Kids, Zeus,

273
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,345
lifeless wax figures,

274
00:14:01,346 --> 00:14:02,384
thank you all for coming.

275
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,358
Some people might say
that it's wrong for a man

276
00:14:06,359 --> 00:14:08,379
to love a wax replica
of himself.

277
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,363
- They're wrong!
- Easy, Zeus.

278
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:14,379
Wax Stan, I hope
you're pickin' pockets
in wax heaven.

279
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:17,349
I'm sorry, I got
glitter in my eye!

280
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:19,337
Oh, dude!

281
00:14:19,338 --> 00:14:21,337
Huh. Those cops
were right about me.

282
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:24,408
Dipper, we've come so far.
We can't give up now.

283
00:14:24,409 --> 00:14:27,341
But I considered everything...

284
00:14:27,342 --> 00:14:30,349
the weapon, the motive,
the clues...

285
00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:34,337
Huh. Wax Stan's shoe
has a hole in it.

286
00:14:34,338 --> 00:14:35,426
All the wax guys have that.

287
00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:39,337
It's where the pole thingie
attaches to their
stand dealies.

288
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,404
Wait a minute!

289
00:14:40,405 --> 00:14:44,341
What has holes in its shoes
and no fingerprints?

290
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,370
Mabel! The murderers are...

291
00:14:46,371 --> 00:14:49,363
standing right behind you?

292
00:14:51,376 --> 00:14:53,341
Wax Sherlock Holmes!

293
00:14:53,342 --> 00:14:54,396
Wax Shakespeare!

294
00:14:54,397 --> 00:14:57,355
- Wax Coolio?
- What's up, Homes?

295
00:14:58,371 --> 00:14:59,396
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.

296
00:15:00,012 --> 00:15:03,273
Congratulations,
my two amateur sleuths.

297
00:15:03,408 --> 00:15:05,415
You've unburied the truth!

298
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:08,429
And now we're
going to bury you.

299
00:15:11,425 --> 00:15:15,386
Bravo, Dipper Pines!

300
00:15:15,387 --> 00:15:17,532
You've discovered
our little secret.

301
00:15:17,575 --> 00:15:18,625
Applaud, everyone!

302
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,553
Applaud sarcastically!

303
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,621
Uh, no, that sounds
too sincere.

304
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,582
Slow clap.
There we go.

305
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,561
Nice and condescending.

306
00:15:26,562 --> 00:15:28,620
But how is this possible?
You're made of wax!

307
00:15:28,621 --> 00:15:31,532
Are you... Magic?

308
00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:34,596
Are we magic?
She wants to know
if we're magic!

309
00:15:35,617 --> 00:15:39,558
- We're cursed!
- Cursed! Cursed!

310
00:15:39,561 --> 00:15:42,578
Cursed to come to life
whenever the moon is waxing.

311
00:15:42,579 --> 00:15:47,528
Your uncle bought us
many years ago
at a garage sale.

312
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,554
A haunted garage sale, son!

313
00:15:51,596 --> 00:15:55,549
I must warn you,
these statues come
at a terrible price.

314
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:58,557
Twenty dollars?
I'll just take 'em
when you're not looking.

315
00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,625
- What?
- I said I was gonna rob ya.

316
00:15:59,628 --> 00:16:04,536
And so the mystery shack
wax collection was born.

317
00:16:04,537 --> 00:16:06,620
By day we would be
the playthings of man.

318
00:16:06,621 --> 00:16:10,557
But when your uncle was asleep,
they would rule the night.

319
00:16:10,558 --> 00:16:13,546
- Hey. I told you to stop that.
- Make me.

320
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,574
Huh?

321
00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:21,554
It was a charmed life
for us cursed beings.

322
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:27,612
That is, until your uncle
closed up shop.

323
00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:44,561
We've been waiting ten years
to get our revenge on Stan

324
00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:46,575
for locking us away.

325
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,575
But we got the wrong guy.

326
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:57,578
So you were trying to
murder Grunkle Stan for real?

327
00:16:57,579 --> 00:17:01,570
You were right
all along, Dipper!
Wax people are creepy!

328
00:17:01,571 --> 00:17:04,616
Enough! Now that
you know our secret,

329
00:17:04,617 --> 00:17:06,621
you must die.

330
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,561
What do we do?
What do we do?

331
00:17:12,562 --> 00:17:13,596
I don't know!

332
00:17:17,591 --> 00:17:19,557
Aaaah!

333
00:17:19,558 --> 00:17:23,571
That's it!
We can melt them with
hotty melty things!

334
00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:28,540
Anyone move, and we'll
melt you into candles!

335
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:29,587
Decorative candles!

336
00:17:29,588 --> 00:17:32,586
You really think
you can defeat us?

337
00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:35,558
- It's worth a shot, I guess.
- I'm not really sure.

338
00:17:35,561 --> 00:17:37,583
So be it. Attack!

339
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,537
Aaah!

340
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:42,546
Uhh! Aaah!

341
00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:45,571
Ohh! Aaah!

342
00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:49,561
Interview this, Larry King!

343
00:17:49,562 --> 00:17:51,607
My neck!
My beautiful neck!

344
00:17:51,608 --> 00:17:53,625
- Ahh!
- Joke's on you, groucho!

345
00:17:53,628 --> 00:17:56,590
I've heard about
a cutting remark,
but this is ridiculous.

346
00:17:56,591 --> 00:17:58,579
Hey, why is there
nothing in my hand?

347
00:18:01,617 --> 00:18:05,603
Ha! Genghis Khan,
you fell harder than the...

348
00:18:05,604 --> 00:18:08,574
Ah, I don't know, Jin Dynasty?

349
00:18:08,575 --> 00:18:09,600
Yeah. All right.

350
00:18:11,562 --> 00:18:12,591
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

351
00:18:13,608 --> 00:18:16,550
- What's up with that?
- Dipper, watch out!

352
00:18:18,562 --> 00:18:20,579
All right, let's
get this taken care of.

353
00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:24,205
Catch!

354
00:18:31,201 --> 00:18:32,208
Uh... Uh...

355
00:18:32,209 --> 00:18:34,225
Once your family
is out of the way,

356
00:18:34,226 --> 00:18:37,180
we'll rule the night
once again!

357
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,242
Don't count on it!

358
00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:43,234
Come back here, you brat!

359
00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:48,218
Uh... Oh...

360
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:55,212
You really think
you can outwit me, boy?

361
00:18:55,213 --> 00:18:57,246
I'm Sherlock bleeding Holmes!

362
00:18:57,247 --> 00:19:00,200
Have you seen
my magnifying glass?

363
00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:01,237
It's enormous!

364
00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:03,209
Oohh!

365
00:19:14,197 --> 00:19:16,233
Any last words?

366
00:19:16,234 --> 00:19:19,212
Um...
You got any sun screen?

367
00:19:19,213 --> 00:19:22,205
Got any... What?

368
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,255
- No.
- You know, letting me lead you outside,

369
00:19:26,256 --> 00:19:28,238
Probably not your
sharpest decision.

370
00:19:28,239 --> 00:19:31,262
Outsmarted by a child
in short pants!

371
00:19:31,263 --> 00:19:33,267
Noooo!

372
00:19:33,268 --> 00:19:36,217
Fiddlesticks!
Humbugs!

373
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:39,179
It's a total kerfuffle!

374
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,218
What a hullaballoo!

375
00:19:40,219 --> 00:19:42,222
Case closed.

376
00:19:44,222 --> 00:19:47,187
Ha ha ha!
You sneeze like a kitten.

377
00:19:47,188 --> 00:19:49,217
Those policemen were right,
you're adorable.

378
00:19:49,218 --> 00:19:51,205
Adorable!

379
00:19:52,205 --> 00:19:54,221
Eww.

380
00:19:59,242 --> 00:20:01,259
- You know any limericks?
- Uh...

381
00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:04,204
There once was
a dude from Kentucky...

382
00:20:04,205 --> 00:20:05,242
- Nope.
- Aaah!

383
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,233
Dipper! You're okay!

384
00:20:07,234 --> 00:20:09,258
You solved the mystery
after all.

385
00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:12,187
I couldn't have done it
without my sidekick.

386
00:20:12,188 --> 00:20:14,221
No offense, Dipper,
but you're the sidekick.

387
00:20:14,222 --> 00:20:16,268
What? Says who?
Are people saying that?
Have you heard that?

388
00:20:16,269 --> 00:20:18,241
Hot Belgian waffles!

389
00:20:18,242 --> 00:20:21,225
What happened to my parlor?

390
00:20:21,226 --> 00:20:23,229
Your wax figures
turned out to be evil,

391
00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:25,200
so we fought them to the death!

392
00:20:25,201 --> 00:20:26,234
I decapitated Larry King.

393
00:20:26,235 --> 00:20:29,262
Ha ha! You kids
and your imaginations.

394
00:20:29,263 --> 00:20:32,262
On the bright side, though,
look what we found.

395
00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:34,212
My head! Ha ha!

396
00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:36,204
I missed this guy.

397
00:20:36,205 --> 00:20:37,213
You done good, kids!

398
00:20:37,214 --> 00:20:39,241
Line up for some
affectionate noogying.

399
00:20:39,242 --> 00:20:42,183
I'm not so sure about that.
Is there any other alternative?

400
00:20:42,184 --> 00:20:44,259
Ha ha! Noogy, noogy, noogy!

401
00:20:46,255 --> 00:20:48,221
Solve the case yet, boy?

402
00:20:48,222 --> 00:20:50,229
I'm so confident
you're gonna say no

403
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:54,197
that I'm gonna take
a long, slow sip from
my cup of coffee.

404
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:58,201
Actually, the answer is yes.

405
00:20:59,238 --> 00:21:01,217
Aaaaah!

406
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,221
Ow!

407
00:21:02,222 --> 00:21:04,183
Aah!

408
00:21:04,184 --> 00:21:06,238
- It burns! It burns!
- My eyes!

409
00:21:09,213 --> 00:21:11,225
They got scalded!

410
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:14,191
So, did you get rid
of all the wax figures?

411
00:21:14,192 --> 00:21:16,229
I am 99% sure that I did.

412
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,197
Good enough for me.

413
00:21:21,272 --> 00:21:23,246
Ha ha ha ha!

414
00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:25,225
Huh?

415
00:21:25,226 --> 00:21:28,229
So, you're a rat.
Tell me about that.

416
00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:30,221
Hey! Get back here!

417
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,254
I'm hopping!

418
00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:35,208
I'm hopping after a rat
that stole my ear!

419
00:21:35,209 --> 00:21:38,179
Hmm. Hey, Dipper,

420
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:39,209
what do you think is better,

421
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:42,191
sequins or llama hair?

422
00:21:42,192 --> 00:21:43,222
The llama hair.

423
00:21:43,223 --> 00:21:46,222
Llamas are nature's
greatest warriors.

424
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,184
Thanks, Dipper!

425
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:56,140
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