1 00:00:06,810 --> 00:00:08,200 Mabel, do you believe in ghosts? 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,920 I believe you're a big dork! Ha ha ha ha! 3 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:14,000 Soos! Wendy! 4 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:16,740 What's up, Mr. Pines? 5 00:00:16,990 --> 00:00:19,510 I'm headin' out. You two are gonna wash the bathrooms, right? 6 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,310 - Yes, sir. - Absolutely not. 7 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,410 You stay outta trouble. 8 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:27,660 Hey, guys, what's this? 9 00:00:28,270 --> 00:00:29,670 A secret ladder to the roof? 10 00:00:29,670 --> 00:00:31,840 Uh, I don't think Mr. Pines would like that. 11 00:00:33,970 --> 00:00:34,940 You're freakin' me out, dude! 12 00:00:35,170 --> 00:00:36,210 Can we actually go up there? 13 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:39,050 Sure we can. Roof time! Roof time! 14 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,820 Roof time! Roof time! 15 00:00:47,950 --> 00:00:49,290 All right, check it out. 16 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:50,560 Whoa! Whoa, cool! 17 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:53,600 You put all this stuff up here? 18 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,140 I may or may not sneak up here during work, 19 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,490 All the time, every day. 20 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:01,940 Yes! 21 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:03,640 - All right. - Me first! 22 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:10,220 Jackpot! High five! 23 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:13,950 Don't leave me hangin'. 24 00:01:16,550 --> 00:01:17,560 Hey, it's my friends. 25 00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:19,820 Wendy! 26 00:01:20,230 --> 00:01:22,850 Uh, you guys aren't gonna tell stan about this, are you? 27 00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:27,820 Later, dorks. 28 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:35,060 Let's get outta here! 29 00:01:35,890 --> 00:01:36,570 Later, Wendy! 30 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,610 Ah, good times. 31 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:44,020 - What? - Somebody's in love! 32 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,300 Yeah, right. 33 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,170 I just think wendy's cool, okay? 34 00:01:47,450 --> 00:01:50,300 It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her. 35 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:32,870 Gravity Falls S01E05 The Inconveniencing 36 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:38,390 Put on some dance party for no reason! 37 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:40,450 Go! Go! Go! 38 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:42,810 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 39 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,780 - Dipper! - What? Yes? Yeah? 40 00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:51,160 Aren't you gonna get in on this? 41 00:02:51,350 --> 00:02:53,080 I, uh, don't really dance. 42 00:02:56,740 --> 00:02:57,710 And make him do... 43 00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:00,060 The lamby dance. 44 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:02,330 Now is not the time to talk about the lamby dance. 45 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,120 Lamb costume? Whoa! 46 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:05,960 Is there, like, little ears and a tail, or...? 47 00:03:06,090 --> 00:03:07,080 Well, uh... Uh... 48 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:10,480 Dipper would prance around and sing a song about grazing. 49 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:14,160 Hey, look at that. 50 00:03:14,340 --> 00:03:16,040 Quittin' time. The gang's waitin' for me. 51 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:17,850 Hey, wait, uh, maybe I could— 52 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,910 Or could come with you. 53 00:03:20,140 --> 00:03:21,050 Ooh, I don't know. 54 00:03:21,420 --> 00:03:23,480 My friends are pretty intense. 55 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:25,060 How old did you guys say you are? 56 00:03:25,810 --> 00:03:28,030 We're 13, so, technically a teen. 57 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:30,220 All right. I like your moxie, kid. 58 00:03:30,530 --> 00:03:31,360 Let me get my stuff. 59 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,860 Since when are we 13? Is this a leap year? 60 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:38,350 Come on, mabel. This is our chance to hang out with, 61 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,040 You know, the cool kids— and Wendy and whatever. 62 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,200 I knew it! You love her! 63 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,150 Love, love, love, love, love! 64 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,110 Oh, hey, what's that? 65 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:52,560 Hurry up. 66 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:54,840 In the belly! In the belly! 67 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:58,080 In the belly! In the belly! 68 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:03,560 Wendy! 69 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:05,230 Wendy! Wendy! 70 00:04:05,420 --> 00:04:08,170 Hey, guys, these are my pals from work, mabel and dipper. 71 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,070 I chewed my gum so it looks like a brain. 72 00:04:11,290 --> 00:04:13,160 She's not much for first impressions, 73 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:14,970 Unlike this guy! 74 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,270 This guy...! 75 00:04:19,380 --> 00:04:21,650 So are you, like, babysitting or...? 76 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,040 Come on, Robbie. 77 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:24,940 Guys, this is Lee and Nate... 78 00:04:26,510 --> 00:04:27,720 Tambri... 79 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:31,090 Thompson, who once ate a run-over waffle for 50 cents... 80 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,330 Don't tell them that. 81 00:04:32,650 --> 00:04:35,050 And Robbie. You can probably figure him out. 82 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:38,260 Yeah, I'm the guy who spray-painted the water tower. 83 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:39,600 Oh, you mean the big muffin. 84 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,600 Um, it's a giant explosion. 85 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:46,370 Heh heh! Kind of does look like a muffin. 86 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:52,640 Let's hurry it up, guys. I got big plans for tonight, huh? 87 00:04:53,270 --> 00:04:55,140 Let's get outta here! Get in the car! 88 00:04:56,410 --> 00:04:58,260 Sorry, kid, I'll ride shotgun, all right? 89 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,750 Okay, just, before we go, 90 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:08,500 My mom said you guys aren't allowed to punch the roof anymore, so... 91 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:11,210 Thompson! Thompson! Thompson! 92 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,840 Thompson! Thompson! Thompson! 93 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,260 Ha ha! This is gonna blow someone's mind. 94 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:28,100 Mabel, please. 95 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:31,300 What? Am I embarrassing you in front of your new... 96 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:33,220 Girlfriend! 97 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:37,260 Uhh! Did you just lick my hand? 98 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:40,910 You're watching the black-and-white 99 00:05:41,030 --> 00:05:42,900 Period piece old lady boring movie channel. 100 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:46,940 Kids! I can't find the remote, and I refuse to stand up! 101 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:49,160 Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves, 102 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:51,270 Starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as the Duchess 103 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,730 And Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as the risible coxswain 104 00:05:53,890 --> 00:05:55,430 Sounterbluggot Hampterfuppinshire. 105 00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:56,310 Kids! 106 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:03,040 No! Noooo! 107 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:09,050 There it is, fellas— 108 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:11,150 The condemned Dusk-to-Dawn. 109 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:14,200 - Neato! - Awesome! 110 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:15,640 Wh-why did they shut it down? 111 00:06:15,830 --> 00:06:17,550 It's, like, a health code violation, or...? 112 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:19,950 - Try murder! - Some folks died in there. 113 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,760 The place has been haunted ever since. 114 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:24,740 This town has such a colorful history! 115 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:27,240 What? Are— are you guys serious? 116 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:28,880 Yeah. We're all gonna die! 117 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,540 Chill out, man. It's not as bad as it looks. 118 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:36,680 Come on, Dipper. 119 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,310 Haha, Okay. Okay 120 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:40,510 Just— just gotta get a foothold. 121 00:06:40,510 --> 00:06:41,830 Dude, your sister did it. 122 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:46,690 Hey, you know what? Just... There you go. 123 00:06:48,650 --> 00:06:49,740 Sorry, dude. 124 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:52,300 Good job throwing the kid off the fence, genius. 125 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:53,650 Your mom's a genius. 126 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,460 This place is amazing. 127 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,520 I think it's— it's stuck. 128 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:02,540 - Let me take a crack at it. - Oh, yeah. 129 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,700 I can't get in, but I'm sure junior here 130 00:07:04,830 --> 00:07:06,660 Is gonna break it down like hercules. 131 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,620 Come on, leave him alone. He's just a little kid. 132 00:07:18,950 --> 00:07:20,970 Whoa, kid! What are you doing? 133 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,710 Go, dipper! Punch that metal thing! 134 00:07:28,980 --> 00:07:30,650 Hey, dipper, take it easy. 135 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:32,550 Who wants to bet he doesn't make it? 136 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,850 Good call, inviting this little maniac! 137 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,370 Your new name is Dr. Fun Times. 138 00:07:42,710 --> 00:07:43,300 All right. 139 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,160 Yeah, man. Cool. 140 00:07:46,140 --> 00:07:46,660 Nice work. 141 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,500 Do you guys really think it's haunted? 142 00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:53,760 Thompson, are you kidding me? 143 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:55,410 Come on, shut up, man! 144 00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:07,150 Oh, man. 145 00:08:07,150 --> 00:08:09,100 It's even creepier than I imagined. 146 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,610 Yep, it's dust. 147 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:23,930 Hey, dude, where do you think they keep the dead bodies? 148 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:25,070 Shut up, man! 149 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:27,740 Guys, check it out! You think they still work? 150 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:34,720 Nice! 151 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:37,550 Jackpot! 152 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,270 So, what are we gonna do now? 153 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:40,710 Anything we want. 154 00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:46,510 Take that. 155 00:08:52,350 --> 00:08:53,720 Put 'em in, put 'em in! Three at a time, three at a time! 156 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:03,170 Oh, my gosh! Smile dip! 157 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:05,570 I thought this stuff was banned in America. 158 00:09:05,830 --> 00:09:06,860 Maybe they had a good reason. 159 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,490 Hey, come here, man, we got it ready! 160 00:09:15,590 --> 00:09:16,710 Whatever it is, I'll do it! 161 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:18,610 Thompson! 162 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:21,090 Dipper, this night is, like, legendary. 163 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,710 - Really? - Just look around. The guys are bonding. 164 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,230 I've never even seen tambri look up from her phone this long, 165 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,550 And your sister seems to be going nuts for that smile dip. 166 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:34,860 Maybe I've had too much. 167 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,300 What you think? 168 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:43,400 Would you like to eat my candy paws? 169 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,440 Of course, you little angel. 170 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,890 You know, dipper, I wasn't sure 171 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,120 If you could hang with our crew at first, 172 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,790 But you're surprisingly mature for your age. 173 00:09:57,090 --> 00:09:58,520 Yes. Yes, I am. 174 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,910 Hey, guys, We need more ice. 175 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,430 I'm on it. 176 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:29,480 What was that? 177 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:31,830 I thought I heard some lady screaming back here. 178 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,200 You freakin' out, kid? 179 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:35,790 No. No, I'm cool. Everything's cool. 180 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,280 Then what's all this about? 181 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:39,470 Oh, that's... Uh... Uh... Uh... 182 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:40,680 Hey, look! 183 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,640 Dancy pants revolution, 184 00:10:41,910 --> 00:10:43,900 The game that tricks people into exercising. 185 00:10:44,170 --> 00:10:45,500 All right, I'm down. 186 00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:47,750 Yeah, let's all— let's all go play that. 187 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:54,160 Dance! Hurry up! 188 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:56,320 Go! Go! Go! Go! 189 00:10:56,470 --> 00:10:58,310 Wow! He's really terrible at this. 190 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,080 Yeah, yeah, that's— that's great. 191 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:11,880 I'll be right back. 192 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,770 Come on, Grunkle Stan, pick up! 193 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,370 Uhh! What is he doing? 194 00:11:17,370 --> 00:11:19,700 I don't care about dukes or commoners... 195 00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:22,070 Or his royal highness, Lionel of Cornwall. 196 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,190 I'm not afraid anymore, mother. 197 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,080 Duchess, I forbid you. 198 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:31,130 I may be a duchess, but I'm also a woman! 199 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:32,850 Yes! Yes! 200 00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:34,800 In your face, elizabeth! 201 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,280 It's just like my life! 202 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,080 In a way. 203 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,310 Mabel, I need your advice. 204 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,240 We're hanging out in a haunted convenience store, 205 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,370 I can't get ahold of Grunkle Stan, 206 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:46,960 And if I try to say anything about it to any of these guys, 207 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:51,390 they'll just think I'm a scared little kid or something. 208 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:52,940 Mabel? 209 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,810 The future is in the past! 210 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:58,300 Onward, deoshebah! 211 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,610 Mabel! How many of these did you eat? 212 00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:08,000 Eleventeen. 213 00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:10,220 Oh, man. Oh man, oh man, oh man! 214 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:19,390 Whoa, guys, you might wanna see this. 215 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,120 What the heck? 216 00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:25,300 Whoa. Then the rumors are true. 217 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,570 Dude, dare you to lie down in it. 218 00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:29,550 Good idea. Go lie down in it. 219 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,310 I'm a dead body! Look! 220 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:34,130 Wait! 221 00:12:34,610 --> 00:12:35,890 Maybe let's not do that. 222 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,560 This guy's scared! 223 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,250 All I'm saying is, why tempt the fates? 224 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,590 I mean, what if this place really is... 225 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:45,810 Haunted? 226 00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:47,890 - Come on. -Boo. 227 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,620 Just take it down a notch, Captain Buzzkill. 228 00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:52,420 But I thought I was Dr. Fun times. 229 00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:55,810 Well, you're acting like Captain Buzzkill, right? 230 00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:58,850 Yeah. Little bit. 231 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:01,250 Status update: 232 00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:04,030 Trapped in store with insane 9-year-old. 233 00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:07,160 I'm not a 9-year-old. I'm 13, 234 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:08,730 Technically a teen! 235 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,380 Whoa? What is that? 236 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:22,660 What? 237 00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:24,270 "status update... 238 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,220 Aaaahhhhhhh." 239 00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:38,450 Tambri! Tambri! 240 00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:39,800 Can you hear us? 241 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:44,310 What are we supposed to do? I don't know, man! I don't know! 242 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,760 Let's just go already! 243 00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,360 - Thompson! - Wait! 244 00:13:48,170 --> 00:13:49,500 I've almost got the high score! 245 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,760 What? 246 00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:56,850 Time to shake what your momma gave you! 247 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,970 Oh, no! Help! So many arrows! 248 00:14:00,430 --> 00:14:01,590 You're a dance machine! 249 00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,580 No, you're a dance machine! 250 00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:05,970 - Oh, no! - Thompson! 251 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,960 Forget him! Let's go! 252 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,880 What the—? Guys, it's locked! 253 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,140 Outta my way! 254 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:19,360 Everybody, wait. 255 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,260 Whatever is doing this has to have some kind of reason. 256 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,160 Maybe if we could just figure out what it is, 257 00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:25,750 Then they'll let us out of here. 258 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:26,990 "they'll let us out of here." 259 00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:28,470 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. 260 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,470 I don't know, guys. Maybe he's got a point. 261 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,290 Yeah, right. 262 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,610 I'm sure the ghost just wants to talk about his feelings! 263 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:38,320 Wh-what? 264 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:41,950 I'm bonkers for eating you alive! 265 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,160 No! 266 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:45,170 Lee! 267 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,520 Okay, okay. 268 00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:49,000 I'm with you, kid. One hundred percent, man. 269 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,370 Welcome! 270 00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:54,470 They got mabel! 271 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:57,220 Welcome to your graves, young trespassers! 272 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:01,140 We're super sorry for hanging out in your store. 273 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,620 Yeah, can we just go now and leave forever? 274 00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:07,260 Well... Okay. You're free to go. 275 00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:12,060 But before you leave, hot dogs are now half off. 276 00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:14,650 I know it might be crazy, but you gotta try these dogs! 277 00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:18,900 Just kidding about the hot dog sale! 278 00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:20,800 Just let us outta here already! 279 00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:22,750 I don't like your tone! 280 00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:27,370 No, no! Aah! 281 00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:32,870 What? No! I'm a hot dog! 282 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:34,670 It begins! 283 00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:50,850 Welcome to your home for all eternity! 284 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:52,550 Dipper, what do we do? Duck! 285 00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:54,480 Quick, in there! 286 00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,350 What do they want from us? 287 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,790 - Revenge, I guess...? - What did we do wrong? 288 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,590 Okay, let's try to figure out the pattern here. 289 00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:07,010 Why was each person taken? 290 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:09,870 Tambri was texting, thompson was playing a video game, 291 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,580 Lee was being sarcastic— it doesn't make any sense! 292 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,650 Yeah. I mean, those are all just normal teenage things. 293 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,910 Wendy, say that last part again. 294 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:20,310 "Normal teenage things"? 295 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,850 Of course! Stay here until I get back. 296 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,130 Dude, what are you doing? 297 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:30,900 Hey, ghost! 298 00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:35,190 I've got something to tell you. 299 00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:39,730 I'm not a teenager! 300 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,840 Well, why didn't you say so? 301 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,000 How old did you say you were? 302 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:52,900 I'm... 303 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,640 I'm 12, technically not a teen. 304 00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:00,720 When we were alive, teenagers were a scourge on our store. 305 00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:03,610 Always sassafrassin' customers 306 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:04,990 With their boomie-boxes 307 00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:07,410 And disrespectful short pants, 308 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,000 So we decided to up and ban them, 309 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:14,360 But they retaliated with this newfangled rap music! 310 00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:17,460 The lyrics, they were so... Hateful! 311 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,200 Homework's wack, and so are rules 312 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,230 Tuckin' in your shirt's for fools 313 00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:22,460 Nooo! 314 00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:25,130 It was so shocking, we were stricken down 315 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:26,380 With double heart attacks. 316 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,090 That's why we hate teenagers so much, 317 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:34,380 Don't we, honey? 318 00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,610 But they're my friends. 319 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,750 Isn't there anything I can do to help them? 320 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:41,170 There is one thing. 321 00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:43,790 Do you know any funny little dances? 322 00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:47,020 Uh... Is there anything else I can do? 323 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,450 Nooooo! 324 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:52,050 Okay, okay, okay! Um, well... 325 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,650 I do know... The lamby-lamby dance, 326 00:17:56,890 --> 00:18:00,280 But, uh, but I can't really do it without a lamb costume. 327 00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:05,060 Oh. Well. There it is. 328 00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:09,030 Well 329 00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:11,440 Who wants a lamby, lamby, lamby? 330 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,410 I do! I do! 331 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:16,470 So go up and greet your mammy mammy mammy 332 00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:18,430 Hi there, hi there 333 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,380 So march, march, march around the daisies 334 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,860 Yes! Yes! More, more! 335 00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:28,380 don't, don't, don't you forget about the baby 336 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:34,200 That was some fine girlie-dancin', boy! 337 00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:35,350 Your friends are free. 338 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,220 Well, I don't think you have to worry about us comin' back, so... 339 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:53,330 I'm never gonna eat or do anything ever again. 340 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:56,210 - Hey, there's still some left. - Evil! 341 00:18:56,410 --> 00:18:59,280 What— what happened after everything went crazy? 342 00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:01,010 You are not going to believe it. 343 00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:04,040 The ghosts appeared, and dipper had to... 344 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,100 And, um, dipper just grabbed a bat 345 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,420 And started beating ghosts down, left and right. 346 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,220 And then the ghosts got all scared 347 00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:15,670 And ran away like a couple of little girls. 348 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,770 - It was insane! - No way! 349 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,820 Dr. Fun Times! 350 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,030 Well, I'm probably scarred for life. 351 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,770 Yeah, that was pretty crazy. 352 00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:32,210 Think I'm gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything. 353 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:33,850 Hey, next time we hang out, 354 00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:35,610 Let's stay at the Mystery Shack, okay? 355 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:37,180 Ha ha! Next time? 356 00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:40,550 Yeah, let's— let's hang out at the shack. 357 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,660 Ha ha! Yeah. 358 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:44,050 Next time. 359 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:51,520 What kind of sick joke is this? 360 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,150 The wedding. 361 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,310 I've waited so long for this. 362 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,180 Oh, look at her in that dress. 363 00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:07,650 Count Lionel! What's he doin' here? 364 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,760 I've come to reclaim my bride! 365 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,310 You had your chance at the cotillion, you! 366 00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:14,580 You had your chance at the cotillion, you! 367 00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:15,890 That's what I'm sayin'! 368 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:24,370 Couldn't find the remote.