1 00:00:04,192 --> 00:00:07,067 I like to get my Christmas shopping done early. 2 00:00:07,150 --> 00:00:09,567 Do you have anything that's in the spirit of the season? 3 00:00:09,650 --> 00:00:11,609 Uh, how about these crystals? 4 00:00:11,692 --> 00:00:14,275 Ha ha! Looks like broken glass. 5 00:00:14,359 --> 00:00:15,484 What are you, a cop? 6 00:00:15,567 --> 00:00:17,984 Oh! What is that new thing? 7 00:00:18,067 --> 00:00:20,650 - Grunkle Stan. - Can we go to the diner? 8 00:00:20,734 --> 00:00:22,942 We're huuungry. 9 00:00:23,025 --> 00:00:24,692 Huuuungry. 10 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,900 Aah! Aaah! Aah! Aaaah! 11 00:00:26,984 --> 00:00:28,692 Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! 12 00:00:28,775 --> 00:00:31,442 Yeah, sure. Soon as this yahoo makes up his mind. 13 00:00:31,525 --> 00:00:33,859 You have this in another animal? 14 00:00:33,942 --> 00:00:36,275 I'm fine locking him inside if you are. 15 00:00:39,609 --> 00:00:41,734 Puma shirt, panther shirt. 16 00:00:41,817 --> 00:00:44,150 Puma shirt, panther shirt. 17 00:00:44,234 --> 00:00:46,817 Puma shirt… 18 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:48,359 Panther shirt. 19 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:35,234 Shoo! 20 00:01:36,317 --> 00:01:37,984 Git! 21 00:01:39,192 --> 00:01:40,359 Coffee! Coffee! 22 00:01:40,442 --> 00:01:42,234 Coffee! Coffee! 23 00:01:42,317 --> 00:01:43,859 Go! Go! Go! Go! 24 00:01:46,317 --> 00:01:48,109 Whoo-hoo! 25 00:01:51,150 --> 00:01:53,775 Lazy Susan! There's my little ray of sunshine! 26 00:01:53,859 --> 00:01:55,484 Where were you yesterday? 27 00:01:55,567 --> 00:01:57,234 I got hit by a bus! 28 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:59,484 Ha ha ha ha! Hilarious! 29 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:00,984 Thank you. 30 00:02:01,067 --> 00:02:02,275 Ha ha ha! Ha! 31 00:02:02,359 --> 00:02:04,275 Ha ha! Ha ha ha! 32 00:02:04,359 --> 00:02:05,942 You do split plates, right? 33 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:08,025 Maybe. 34 00:02:08,109 --> 00:02:09,900 Wink. 35 00:02:09,984 --> 00:02:12,609 Great! We'll all split one-fourth of the number seven, 36 00:02:12,692 --> 00:02:14,484 plus a free salad dressing for the lady 37 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:16,234 and a small plate of ketchup for the boy. 38 00:02:16,317 --> 00:02:18,942 But Grunkle Stan, I want pancakes. 39 00:02:19,025 --> 00:02:21,109 With the fancy flour they use these days? 40 00:02:21,192 --> 00:02:23,150 What am I, made of money? 41 00:02:23,234 --> 00:02:25,025 - Tap tap. - Ohh! 42 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,942 Don't worry, guys. Pancakes are on me. 43 00:02:32,025 --> 00:02:34,567 I'm gonna win some by beating that manliness tester. 44 00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:37,400 - Manliness tester? - Beating? 45 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:41,692 He says… he says he's… 46 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,525 What? What's so funny? 47 00:02:45,609 --> 00:02:50,442 No offense, Dipper, but you're not exactly Manly Mannington. 48 00:02:51,609 --> 00:02:54,609 Hey! I am too manly… Manny, 49 00:02:54,692 --> 00:02:56,400 or whatever it is you said. 50 00:02:56,484 --> 00:02:58,150 Look, face the music, kid. 51 00:02:58,234 --> 00:03:00,817 You got no muscles, you smell like baby wipes, 52 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:04,150 and let's not forget last Tuesday's… Incident. 53 00:03:10,192 --> 00:03:11,817 Don't come in! Don't come in! 54 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,525 You were listening to girly Icelandic pop sensation Babba? 55 00:03:15,609 --> 00:03:18,484 No, I wasn't. It's not important! 56 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:20,984 Look, come on, guys, I'm plenty masculine! 57 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,609 You see this chest hair? 58 00:03:22,692 --> 00:03:25,650 - Put it away! Put it away! - So smooth! My eyes! 59 00:03:25,734 --> 00:03:27,067 Oh, man. 60 00:03:29,775 --> 00:03:31,817 Fine, family of little faith. 61 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,817 Get ready to eat your words… 62 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,234 And a plate of delicious pancakes. 63 00:03:41,817 --> 00:03:43,109 All right, Dipper. 64 00:03:43,192 --> 00:03:46,359 Time to manhandle this… Man handle. 65 00:03:49,775 --> 00:03:52,609 And a-one, and a-two… 66 00:03:52,692 --> 00:03:54,067 Quit stallin'! 67 00:04:09,192 --> 00:04:11,817 Oh, what? This thing must be broken. 68 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:14,609 It's totally broken, guys. It's like a million years old. 69 00:04:14,692 --> 00:04:17,442 Probably ran out of steam power or… 70 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:21,525 It's rickety, man. You shouldn't even… 71 00:04:25,942 --> 00:04:28,567 Yes! Pancakes for everyone! 72 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:36,650 I need to get some chest hair, and fast. 73 00:04:38,025 --> 00:04:39,525 I'm fine! Heh heh. 74 00:04:39,609 --> 00:04:41,192 Everything's fine. 75 00:04:41,275 --> 00:04:44,150 Sheesh! How am I related to that? 76 00:04:44,234 --> 00:04:45,567 Come on, Grunkle Stan. 77 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:48,734 I'm sure deep down you have a soft side too. 78 00:04:48,817 --> 00:04:52,567 Ha! Nothing in here but a cold, dark, empty soul. 79 00:04:52,650 --> 00:04:53,942 Food! 80 00:04:54,025 --> 00:04:55,275 Thanks there, sugar pie. 81 00:04:55,359 --> 00:04:57,400 I mean, honey wasp kitten baby. 82 00:04:57,484 --> 00:04:58,609 Ba-baby cow… 83 00:04:58,692 --> 00:05:00,567 Ha ha! Silly! 84 00:05:00,650 --> 00:05:02,859 Silly man. What was that about? 85 00:05:02,942 --> 00:05:04,626 Nothing. I, uh, don't want to talk about it. 86 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:06,650 Talk about what? Why is this table wet? 87 00:05:06,734 --> 00:05:08,150 Wait just a second. 88 00:05:08,234 --> 00:05:10,984 I think I have an idea happening here. 89 00:05:11,067 --> 00:05:13,484 - You… and her… - No! Stop it! 90 00:05:13,567 --> 00:05:15,234 - Aaah! - Oh, boy. 91 00:05:15,317 --> 00:05:17,484 You have a thing for lazy Susan! 92 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,400 You do have a soft side! 93 00:05:19,484 --> 00:05:21,317 But k-k-keep it down, will ya? 94 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,525 I admit it, okay? It would be nice if she liked me. 95 00:05:24,609 --> 00:05:27,567 But I've been out of the game for so long I wouldn't know where to start. 96 00:05:27,650 --> 00:05:29,900 I mean, look at her. She's so classy. 97 00:05:29,984 --> 00:05:32,442 Spin, ya dumb pie! Spin! 98 00:05:32,775 --> 00:05:34,400 Grunkle Stan, 99 00:05:34,484 --> 00:05:37,650 you are a cranky, gross, weird old man. 100 00:05:37,734 --> 00:05:39,817 But we will get lazy Susan to like you, 101 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:42,275 because nothing is stronger than the power of… 102 00:05:42,359 --> 00:05:44,734 - Love? - Mabel. 103 00:05:44,817 --> 00:05:46,484 To victory! 104 00:05:50,275 --> 00:05:51,734 Not manly enough. 105 00:05:51,817 --> 00:05:54,442 Stupid diner! Stupid lumberjack! 106 00:05:54,525 --> 00:05:56,234 No! 107 00:05:56,317 --> 00:05:58,692 Another hydrant destroyed. 108 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,525 It's a gosh-dang mystery! 109 00:06:00,609 --> 00:06:02,942 Wanna take off our uniforms and run around in circles? 110 00:06:03,025 --> 00:06:04,942 Quit readin' my mind. 111 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:12,525 Oh, I'm sorry. I was looking for the mailman. 112 00:06:12,609 --> 00:06:15,234 Oh. What? Are you saying I'm not a male man? 113 00:06:15,317 --> 00:06:16,376 Is that what you're trying to say? 114 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,817 I'm not male? I'm not a man? 115 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:19,859 Is that what you're getting at? 116 00:06:19,942 --> 00:06:21,817 Are you crying? 117 00:06:25,525 --> 00:06:27,900 Two… 118 00:06:27,984 --> 00:06:30,775 Three… 119 00:06:30,859 --> 00:06:31,900 Four… 120 00:06:31,984 --> 00:06:33,400 Uhh! 121 00:06:35,317 --> 00:06:37,275 No chest hair yet. 122 00:06:37,359 --> 00:06:40,609 Is it physical? Is it mental? What's the secret? 123 00:06:43,484 --> 00:06:45,900 You said it, brother. I need help. 124 00:06:51,442 --> 00:06:55,150 For the love of all that's holy, run! 125 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:08,067 Wait. Sorry. 126 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,150 Please don't eat me! I haven't showered in like a week! 127 00:07:34,234 --> 00:07:37,817 And I'm… I'm like all elbows! Elbows and gristle! 128 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:39,650 - You! - Aaah! 129 00:07:39,734 --> 00:07:41,025 Gonna finish that? 130 00:07:41,109 --> 00:07:42,650 No. 131 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:46,567 I can't believe it. Part animal, part human. 132 00:07:46,650 --> 00:07:48,192 Are you some kind of minotaur? 133 00:07:48,275 --> 00:07:49,900 I'm a manotaur! 134 00:07:49,984 --> 00:07:52,150 Half man, half, uh… 135 00:07:52,234 --> 00:07:53,567 Half taur! 136 00:07:53,650 --> 00:07:55,942 So did I, like, summon you, or… 137 00:07:56,025 --> 00:07:58,150 The smell of jerky summoned me! 138 00:07:58,234 --> 00:07:59,400 Jerky! 139 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:07,984 Huh. 140 00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:11,942 I smell 141 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:15,317 emotional issues. 142 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,900 I got problems, manotaur. Man-related problems. 143 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,192 Well, my own uncle called me a wimp, 144 00:08:23,275 --> 00:08:25,067 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - And I kinda flunked 145 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:27,984 - this manliness video game thing… - Hmm… 146 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:30,150 Hey! You know, you seem pretty manly. 147 00:08:30,234 --> 00:08:32,317 Maybe you could give me some pointers? 148 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,525 Hmm. Very well. 149 00:08:34,609 --> 00:08:37,109 Climb atop my back hair, child. 150 00:08:37,192 --> 00:08:38,984 Uh, okay. 151 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:42,192 Yes! Yes! 152 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,234 Ooh! Uhhh! 153 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:47,900 Dude, watch out! 154 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:55,150 Whoa. 155 00:08:59,192 --> 00:09:01,275 This place is amazing! 156 00:09:01,359 --> 00:09:03,567 The gnomes live in the trees, 157 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:06,567 the mer-people live in the water… 'cause they're losers! 158 00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:10,775 But we manotaurs crash in the man cave! 159 00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:14,900 Beasts! I have brought you… 160 00:09:14,984 --> 00:09:17,775 A hairless child! 161 00:09:17,859 --> 00:09:18,900 - 'Sup? - Huh? 162 00:09:18,984 --> 00:09:23,234 This is, uh, Pubitaur, Testosteraur, Pituitaur, 163 00:09:23,317 --> 00:09:24,775 and I'm Chutzpaur. 164 00:09:24,859 --> 00:09:27,442 - And you are… - My name's Dipper. 165 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,650 Weak! 166 00:09:29,734 --> 00:09:32,150 The, uh, destructor? 167 00:09:32,234 --> 00:09:34,817 - Yeah, that's better. - An improvement, yeah. 168 00:09:36,317 --> 00:09:38,650 Dipper the destructor wants us to teach him 169 00:09:38,734 --> 00:09:41,109 the secrets to our manliness! 170 00:09:41,192 --> 00:09:44,150 I need your help. Look at this, guys… look at this! 171 00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:47,359 I must confer with the high council. 172 00:09:47,442 --> 00:09:49,359 So, teach him our man secrets, or what? 173 00:09:49,692 --> 00:09:51,942 He's a human. I don't like him. 174 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,775 I don't like your face! 175 00:09:57,859 --> 00:09:59,900 - I like these guys. - Aaah! 176 00:10:03,817 --> 00:10:04,942 Okay, Grunkle Stan. 177 00:10:05,025 --> 00:10:08,775 Welcome to the first day of whatever is left of your life! 178 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,525 First a "before" picture. 179 00:10:10,692 --> 00:10:12,067 Aaah! 180 00:10:12,692 --> 00:10:15,400 I never miss a scrapbook-ortunity. 181 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,567 D Deedley-dum, mem-ories d. 182 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:18,775 Bleet! 183 00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:20,442 Let's start out with some role-playing. 184 00:10:20,525 --> 00:10:22,109 Soos will play lazy Susan. 185 00:10:22,192 --> 00:10:23,900 I'm soft like a woman. 186 00:10:23,984 --> 00:10:26,609 Grunkle Stan, show me how you approach a woman. 187 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:30,025 Remember this is a safe, non-judgmental environment. 188 00:10:30,109 --> 00:10:33,400 I'll just be right off to the side judging you on a scale from one to ten. 189 00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:40,775 Can I borrow some money? 190 00:10:40,859 --> 00:10:43,234 This is gonna be harder than I thought. 191 00:10:43,317 --> 00:10:44,942 After a lot of punching, 192 00:10:45,025 --> 00:10:49,067 we have decided to deny your request to learn our manly secrets. 193 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:50,609 Denied! 194 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,609 Denied! 195 00:10:52,692 --> 00:10:55,484 Okay, fine. That's okay with me. 196 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,067 Obviously you guys think it would be too hard to train me. 197 00:10:58,150 --> 00:11:00,984 Maybe you're not man enough to try. 198 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,150 Huh? 199 00:11:02,234 --> 00:11:03,859 Not man enough? 200 00:11:03,942 --> 00:11:05,567 Destructor… 201 00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:07,359 Not man enough? 202 00:11:07,442 --> 00:11:08,609 He didn't mean it. 203 00:11:08,692 --> 00:11:11,984 I have three Y chromosomes, six Adam's apples, 204 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:15,942 pecs on my abs, and fists for nipples! 205 00:11:16,025 --> 00:11:19,192 Seems to me you're scared to teach me how to be a man. 206 00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:22,692 Hey, do you guys hear that? It sounds like… 207 00:11:22,775 --> 00:11:24,942 Oh, that's weird. 208 00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:28,567 Is that… that sounds like… Yeah, a bunch of chickens! 209 00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:32,275 I feel all weird. 210 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,234 He's using some sort of brain magic! 211 00:11:35,317 --> 00:11:37,942 After a second round of deliberation, 212 00:11:38,025 --> 00:11:40,650 we have decided to help you become a man! 213 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,984 Man! Man! Man! Man! 214 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,317 Great! Thanks, guys. 215 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,817 Whatever it is, I will not let you down. 216 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,734 Being a man is about conquering your fears. 217 00:11:51,817 --> 00:11:53,775 For your first man task, 218 00:11:53,859 --> 00:11:58,442 you must plunge your fist into the pain hole! 219 00:11:58,525 --> 00:12:00,025 The what? 220 00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:03,442 Pain hole, schmain ho… 221 00:12:03,525 --> 00:12:05,192 Whaaaa! Aaaaaah! 222 00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:06,650 Aaaahhh! 223 00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:12,442 Are you sure this is really necessary? 224 00:12:12,525 --> 00:12:14,317 You wanna be a man, don't you? 225 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,234 Man! Man! Man! Man! Man! Man! 226 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:27,567 All right. Let's try to get that inner beauty on the outside. 227 00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:28,859 Smile harder. 228 00:12:30,109 --> 00:12:32,067 Harder! 229 00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,150 Perfect. 230 00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:35,192 - Soos! - What's up, hambone? 231 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:36,775 What do you think? 232 00:12:37,817 --> 00:12:40,650 Aaaaaah! 233 00:12:40,734 --> 00:12:44,234 Ohh. This is going to take some really great training music. 234 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:30,150 Aaah! 235 00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:32,650 Who wants to rub this on my back? 236 00:13:32,734 --> 00:13:35,859 Guys, I just want to say that these last few hours have been… 237 00:13:35,942 --> 00:13:38,359 I feel like there's really been some growth. 238 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,359 I have a growth! 239 00:13:40,442 --> 00:13:43,609 Glark, you are hilarious today! 240 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:46,609 It's just you guys took me under your wing 241 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:49,150 - and have just been so supportive. - Oh, stop. 242 00:13:49,234 --> 00:13:51,025 No, you know what? You really have been. 243 00:13:51,109 --> 00:13:53,109 I feel like I'm finally becoming a man here. 244 00:13:53,192 --> 00:13:54,984 Not yet, Destructor. 245 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,859 One final task remains. 246 00:13:56,942 --> 00:13:58,650 - Hey, quit it! - You quit it! 247 00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:01,067 The deadliest trial of all. 248 00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:03,067 I've survived forty-nine other trials. 249 00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,775 Whatever it is, bring it on! 250 00:14:04,859 --> 00:14:06,192 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 251 00:14:16,442 --> 00:14:19,275 Behold our leader… Leaderaur! 252 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,484 D Rum-ta-tum-tum tum-ta-tum d. 253 00:14:21,609 --> 00:14:23,817 Is he the oldest or wisest or…? 254 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,942 Greetings, young… 255 00:14:26,025 --> 00:14:27,234 Aaaah! 256 00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:30,525 Nah, he's just the offering. That is Leaderaur. 257 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,150 You! You wish to be man? 258 00:14:39,359 --> 00:14:40,692 Arrrr! 259 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:42,984 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 260 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:45,525 Then you must do heroic act. 261 00:14:45,609 --> 00:14:48,359 Go to highest mountain… 262 00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:50,609 Aaaaah! 263 00:14:51,984 --> 00:14:54,525 And bring back head of… 264 00:14:54,609 --> 00:14:56,859 The multi-bear. 265 00:14:56,942 --> 00:14:59,025 Ohh! Ooh! 266 00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:01,900 The multi-bear? That some sort of bear? 267 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,567 He's our sworn enemy. 268 00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:07,984 Conquer him and your mansformation will be complete. 269 00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:10,400 Conquer? I don't know, man. 270 00:15:10,484 --> 00:15:13,317 Destructor! Is this yours? 271 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,650 Uh, no. Ha ha! I… I don't know whose that is. 272 00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:17,984 I was just borrowing it. It's a friend's. Not mine. 273 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:20,734 I don't know about this. 274 00:15:20,817 --> 00:15:22,067 Uh… 275 00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:29,192 I shall conquer the multi-bear! 276 00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:32,817 Aah! Aah! 277 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:34,275 I'm okay. 278 00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:13,942 I'm comin' for you, multi-bear. 279 00:16:14,025 --> 00:16:15,942 Okay, Grunkle Stan. 280 00:16:16,025 --> 00:16:17,609 You started like this, 281 00:16:17,692 --> 00:16:20,192 but you became… 282 00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:22,317 Can I scratch myself now? 283 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,817 No! No, no, no! 284 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,734 Is that throw-up on your shirt? 285 00:16:26,817 --> 00:16:29,817 - I don't know how to answer that. - Ohh! 286 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,150 Face it, Mabel, your uncle's unfixable. 287 00:16:32,234 --> 00:16:35,942 Like that spinning pie trolley thing in the diner. 288 00:16:36,025 --> 00:16:38,150 Grunkle Stan, come with me! 289 00:16:38,234 --> 00:16:40,025 And leave your pants at home. 290 00:16:40,109 --> 00:16:42,025 With pleasure! 291 00:16:46,109 --> 00:16:48,275 What is a multi-bear? 292 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,567 Oh, that's a multi-bear. 293 00:16:57,567 --> 00:17:00,025 Bear heads… Silence! 294 00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:04,650 Child, why have you come here? 295 00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:07,234 Multi-bear, I seek your head! 296 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,150 Er, one of them, anyway. There's like, what, six? Six heads? 297 00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:13,650 This if foolish! Leave now or die! 298 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,317 So be it. 299 00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:34,025 Hahh! 300 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,317 A real man shows no mercy! 301 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,150 Ohh. Very well, warrior. 302 00:17:52,234 --> 00:17:56,109 But will you grant a magical beast one last request? 303 00:17:56,192 --> 00:17:57,525 Uh, okay. 304 00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:01,317 I wish to die listening to my favorite song. 305 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,525 Tape is already in there. You can just hit any… 306 00:18:05,609 --> 00:18:07,650 Yeah, yeah, that's it. 307 00:18:11,317 --> 00:18:13,942 You listen to Icelandic pop group Babba? 308 00:18:14,025 --> 00:18:15,400 I-I love Babba. 309 00:18:15,484 --> 00:18:17,650 I thought I was the only one. 310 00:18:17,775 --> 00:18:19,525 All the manotaurs make fun of me 311 00:18:19,609 --> 00:18:22,817 because I know all the words to the song disco girl. 312 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:23,885 Oh, you mean 313 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,775 - d Ooh ooh, ooh ooh d. - D Ooh ooh, ooh ooh d. 314 00:18:32,859 --> 00:18:34,775 Ha ha ha! This is crazy! 315 00:18:34,859 --> 00:18:37,692 Finally, someone who… Who understands that… 316 00:18:37,775 --> 00:18:42,192 Oh, yeah. I guess I'm supposed to kill you or I'll never be a man. 317 00:18:42,275 --> 00:18:43,859 I accept my fate. 318 00:18:43,942 --> 00:18:45,692 No! Really? 319 00:18:45,775 --> 00:18:47,109 It's for the best. 320 00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:53,692 I'm not gonna do it! 321 00:18:53,775 --> 00:18:57,567 You were told the price of manhood is the multi-bear's head! 322 00:18:57,650 --> 00:18:58,942 Listen, Leaderaur, all right? 323 00:18:59,025 --> 00:19:00,692 You too, Testosteraur, Pituitaur, 324 00:19:00,775 --> 00:19:03,150 and… I don't know, whatever your name is. 325 00:19:03,234 --> 00:19:04,984 - Beardy? - It's Beardy. 326 00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:08,234 You keep telling me that being a man means doing all these tasks 327 00:19:08,317 --> 00:19:10,067 and being aggro all the time, 328 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,692 but I'm starting to think that stuff's malarkey. 329 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,942 You heard me. Malarkey! 330 00:19:16,025 --> 00:19:18,734 So maybe I don't have muscles or hair in certain places, 331 00:19:18,817 --> 00:19:21,317 and sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio, 332 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,067 sometimes I leave it on, 'cause dang it, 333 00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:26,900 top 40 hits are in the top 40 for a reason, 334 00:19:26,984 --> 00:19:28,734 they're catchy! Destructor! 335 00:19:28,817 --> 00:19:30,192 What are you saying? 336 00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:32,525 I'm saying the multi-bear is a really nice guy. 337 00:19:32,609 --> 00:19:35,089 And you're a bunch of jerks if you want me to cut off his head! 338 00:19:38,484 --> 00:19:42,150 Kill the multi-bear, or never be a man! 339 00:19:42,234 --> 00:19:44,942 Then I guess I'll never be a man. 340 00:19:45,025 --> 00:19:47,234 Boo! Weak! 341 00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:54,775 Hey, guys! Who wants to go build something and knock it down? 342 00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:57,859 Man! Man! Man! Man! 343 00:19:57,942 --> 00:20:00,734 Man! Man! Man! Man! Man… 344 00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:05,192 Spin! Spin! 345 00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:09,025 Lazy Susan, listen. 346 00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:10,567 I know he's not much to look at, 347 00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:12,293 but you're always fixing stuff in the diner, 348 00:20:12,317 --> 00:20:13,984 and if you like fixing stuff, 349 00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,692 nothing could use more fixing than my Grunkle Stan. 350 00:20:16,775 --> 00:20:18,692 Also, women live longer than men, 351 00:20:18,775 --> 00:20:20,751 so your dating pool is smaller and you should really lower your standards. 352 00:20:20,775 --> 00:20:23,942 So, lazy Susan, whaddya say? 353 00:20:27,484 --> 00:20:29,150 Arggh. 354 00:20:29,234 --> 00:20:30,484 Hey! 355 00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:32,150 Here's my number. 356 00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:34,900 Why don't you give me a call sometime? 357 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,942 - Really? - Really! 358 00:20:37,025 --> 00:20:38,067 Ha ha! 359 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:40,400 Also, here's some pie. 360 00:20:40,484 --> 00:20:43,484 On the house… For you! 361 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,650 We did it! 362 00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:48,317 When are you gonna call? You want to call now? 363 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,234 I don't have a phone. Let's buy a phone! 364 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,775 We can put it on a credit card! Let's get a credit card. 365 00:20:52,859 --> 00:20:55,359 Mabel! Let a man enjoy his pie, huh? 366 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,442 Dipper! It's me, Mabel! 367 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:01,484 I'm looking at you through the glass! 368 00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:03,317 Right here! This is my voice! 369 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,359 I'm talking to you from inside! 370 00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:08,525 - Didja see me through the… - Yes. 371 00:21:08,609 --> 00:21:09,942 What's wrong? 372 00:21:10,025 --> 00:21:11,775 - I don't want to talk about it. - Good. 373 00:21:11,859 --> 00:21:15,192 It's just these half-man, half-bull humanoids were hanging out with me… 374 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,192 - Here we go. - But then they wanted me 375 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:19,150 to do this really tough, horrible thing, 376 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,609 but it just wasn't right, so I said no. 377 00:21:21,692 --> 00:21:24,359 You were your own man and you stood up for yourself. 378 00:21:24,442 --> 00:21:27,525 Huh? You did what was right even though no one agreed with you. 379 00:21:27,609 --> 00:21:31,025 Sounds pretty manly to me, but what do I know? 380 00:21:31,109 --> 00:21:34,067 Wait a minute! Do my eyes deceive me? 381 00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:36,234 You have a chest hair! 382 00:21:36,317 --> 00:21:38,775 You're right! I do! 383 00:21:38,859 --> 00:21:41,692 Ha ha! This is amazing, I really do! 384 00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:44,609 Take that, man tester! Take that, Pituitaur! 385 00:21:44,692 --> 00:21:47,525 - Pituitaur? - This guy has chest hair! 386 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,359 Scrapbook-ortunity! 387 00:21:52,859 --> 00:21:54,984 Don't worry, kid. If you're anything like me, 388 00:21:55,067 --> 00:21:57,109 there's more where that came from. 389 00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,025 Ohh, gross! 390 00:22:02,234 --> 00:22:03,775 Seriously, that's disgusting. 391 00:22:05,192 --> 00:22:07,234 Oh, not again! 392 00:22:07,317 --> 00:22:09,859 Message number thirty-six. 393 00:22:09,942 --> 00:22:11,400 Hey, handsome! 394 00:22:11,484 --> 00:22:14,192 It's me, lazy Susan, calling to say hi! 395 00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:18,192 Hi! My cats also wanted to say hi. 396 00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:20,150 Say hi, Donald. 397 00:22:20,234 --> 00:22:22,609 - Meow. - Good. Sandy, you say hi. 398 00:22:22,692 --> 00:22:25,317 - Meow. - Mr. Cat face, now it's your turn to… 399 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,442 Mr. Cat face! 400 00:22:27,484 --> 00:22:30,067 Anyway, call me! Call me back! 401 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:32,275 How do I get out of this?