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Ha ha! Nacho earrings!
I'm hilarious!

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That's debatable.

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Aw, come on.
What's with all this traffic?

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And why is it all...

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Covered wagons?

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Oh, no!

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No! No!

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Not today! Not today!

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Oh, heavens!
Goodness!

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Grunkle Stan, what's going on?

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We gotta get out of here...
before it's too late!

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They've circled the wagons!
We're trapped!

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No!

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I got a good feeling
about today.

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Dirty glass!
We got dirty glass!

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Dirty glass.
Aw, boy.

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It's pioneer day.

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Every year these yahoos
dress up like idiots

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to celebrate the day
Gravity Falls was founded.

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Welcome to 1863!

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I will break you, little man!

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Aah! Aah!

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Wow, look! Candle dipping!

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Whoa!
Gold panning!

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I now pronounce you
man and wife.

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I do!

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What you talkin' about?

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Oh, yeah, I remember this.

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In Gravity Falls
it used to be legal
to marry woodpeckers.

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Oh, it's still legal...
very legal.

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Come one and all
for the opening ceremonies!

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Grunkle Stan,
you comin'?
No thank you!

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Just remember if you
come back to the shack

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talking like these people,
you're dead to me!

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Thar's a carpetbagger
in the turnip cellar!

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Well, hornswaggle my haversack!

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Ha ha ha!
Dead to me!

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Hear ye, hear ye!

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Ye olde commencement ceremony
is about to commence.

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Whoo! I got a bell!

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He sure loves his bell.

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Howdy, everyone.

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You all know me,
Pacifica Northwest,

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great-great-granddaughter
of town founder

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Nathaniel Northwest.

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I'm also very rich.

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Now, if you've got
the pioneer spirit,

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we ask you to come on up
and introduce yourself.

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Audience participation!

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I don't know, Mabel.
Isn't that girl kind of like
your arch enemy?

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That's water under the bridge.

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Our first newcomer is...

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Mabel.

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Yeah! Let's this this
pioneer day started!

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Right, guys?

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USA! USA!

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USA! USA!

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USA! USA!

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I'm sorry to break it to you,
but pioneer day is for
serious people,

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and you look and act
ridiculous.

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I mean, a puppy
playing basketball?

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Are you always this silly?

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Hey! I can be serious!

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You do have nachos
hanging from your ears, hon.

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Wow, I'm embarrassed for you.

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Give her a hand, everybody!

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Now, who wants to hear
more about me?

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Excuse me.

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Every say, "Northwest."

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Northwest.

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We're perfect.

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Hey, you okay?

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I need some
old-timey butterscotch.

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Let's get out of here.

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Hey, there.

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Donkey boy. Give me a hand
with my car, huh?

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Here in 1863
I have never heard tell
of a... car.

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Pray tell, what is
this magic wheel box?

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Ach! Come on, Steve,
you're a mechanic,
for Pete's sake.

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Cut me some slack!

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"Slack." I am unfamiliar
with this bold new expression.

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I can't take this anymore!

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I'm getting dumber
every second I'm here!

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Are we gonna have to
intervene here?

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Oh, look...
The constable.

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What are you gonna do,
throw me in "ye stocks"?

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Aw, come on!

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Hey, nice outfit, Gideon.

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You actually look
less girly than usual.

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Aha ha ha ha ha!

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Why, Stanford, I'm just
a humble tomato farmer

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sellin' his wares.

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Whoops! I dropped one!

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Aah!
Whoops!

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I dropped another one.

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Arghh!

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Pioneer day!

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Dipper, can I
ask you something?

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Do you think I'm... Silly?

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Uh, noooo.

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Ohh! I knew it!

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The nacho earrings,
the sweater...

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I thought I was being charming,

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but I guess people see me
as a big joke.

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Come on, Mabel.
You love that sweater.

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I did before Pacifica
ruined it for me.

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She ruins everything.

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Pacifica!

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Why Doe she think that being
related to the town founder

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means she gets to treat
everyone like garbage?

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Someone needs to
take her down a peg.

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Wait a minute!
I feel like I read something

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about Pacifica's
great-great-grandfather before.

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Of course!
Oh, this is perfect.

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"In my investigations..."

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Should I do the voice?

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Unh-unh.
I'll just read normal.

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"In my investigations
I recently made a discovery.

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"Nathaniel Northwest
may not be the founder
of Gravity Falls.

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"I believe the proof
of this secret is buried

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"somewhere on
the enclosed document.

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If only I could
crack the code."

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Oh, man! If this
cover-up is true,

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it means Pacifica's
whole family is a fraud!

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This could be
a major conspiracy!

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Really?
I gotta investigate this!

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Wait. I'm coming with you.

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Conspiracies are
serious, right?
Oh, yeah, definitely.

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Well, if I help you
crack this code,

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nobody could ever
call me silly again!

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Yeah! Mystery twins?

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I thought you hated that.

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I'm starting to accept it.

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This is sheriff blubs.
We've got a code sepia.

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What? And what
are you doing about it?

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I'm following them right now.

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Find them and stop them.
There's no room for error.

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I understand.
Blubs out.

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Deputy durland,
maintaining this cover-up

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is the mission we've been
training for our entire careers.

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Are you ready?
Whoo!

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If being delightful
was a crime, you'd be
breaking the law.

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Let's go get 'em!

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Whoo!
Ha ha ha ha!

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Den days,
from telling stories
piaround the fire. Enance

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so let's eat some books,
children.

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Go ahead, eat the books!

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All right, Mabel.
If we can prove that
Nathaniel Northwest

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wasn't the real founder
of Gravity Falls,

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it'll finally put
Pacifica in her place.

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And solving a mystery
will prove that I'm not silly,

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I'm serious!

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Seriousss...

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We just need to crack this code.

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Let me see...

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It's not Egyptian,

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it's not numerology,

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it's not... wait! Of course!

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The triangle is
the alchemist's
symbol for flame.

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Lighting the parchment on fire
will reveal the secret message!

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It's so obvious!

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All right. Let's just
light this sucker up and...

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Mabel!
Mwop! I just made a hat!

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Achh! I just did
something silly again!

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Wait. Mabel,
you folded it into a map.

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And I was gonna burn it.

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We were on the lookout
for two kids

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who might be reading.

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We're hunting 'em down
for secret reasons. Whoo!

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Mrrrrp!

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Maybe we should
take this elsewhere.

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This map should lead us to...

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The Gravity Falls
Museum of History.

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You realize what
this means, Mabel.

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We're gonna have to break in.

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And those are your free
pioneer day passes

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and your balloons,
blue and pink.

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We're in.

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What are we gonna do next?

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Steal Thomas Jefferson's
rib cage?

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00:09:05,607 --> 00:09:08,276
Ew. No. According to the map,

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the next clue about
the real town founder
should be right... Here!

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We have to figure
this one out quick.

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I have a feeling those cops
weren't at the library
to check out books.

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I don't think the one
with the bell can read.

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So what is it, anyway?

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Hmm.
Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Hey, painting.
Be less stupid.

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It worked!
Huh?

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Wait! It's not abstract,
it's upside-down!

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I think I've seen that statue
in the cemetery.

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Let's go! Quick!

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Ow ow ow!
Ahh! Ow!
Head rush.

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I'm sorry, but we're
all out of pink balloons.

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Why did we even come?

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Officer blubs.

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Blubs here.

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Have the targets
been apprehended?

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Negative.
But we're close.

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I promise, those kids'll
never get past us.

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00:10:01,396 --> 00:10:02,596
Hey! Wait!

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Dang it!

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00:10:08,403 --> 00:10:09,637
For the last time,

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00:10:09,671 --> 00:10:12,340
we are not
going south for the winter!

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Our home is here!

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00:10:14,676 --> 00:10:16,544
You always say that!

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Come on...

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Come on. Aah!

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00:10:22,651 --> 00:10:26,287
Well, if it isn't
Mabel's uncle,
Mr. Pines.

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Looking for this?
Yeah, yeah.

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00:10:28,256 --> 00:10:29,323
What do you want, money?

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00:10:29,358 --> 00:10:31,392
I want you to say that
the Northwest family

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is the best family
in Gravity Falls.

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Oh, sure.
You want that in writing?

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Mm-hmm...

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There we go.

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00:10:40,669 --> 00:10:43,337
Ha! I did that
with my mouth!

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Oh, come on!

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00:10:49,745 --> 00:10:51,545
Ah.

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The statue must be pointing
to the next clue.

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Oh, cool!
She's picking my nose! Ha ha!

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Ach.

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00:11:02,524 --> 00:11:03,591
Mabel, look!

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00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:07,328
Ha! Who's silly now,
Pacifica? Bam!

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00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,597
Ahh! Ow. Ow. Ow.
Okay.

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Now we're getting into
real conspiracy mode.

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I feel serious.

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Mmm.

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00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:24,378
Okay, look out for Booby traps.

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00:11:24,413 --> 00:11:26,414
Ha! Booby traps.

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00:11:30,585 --> 00:11:32,586
Tranquilizer darts!
Aah!

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00:11:44,366 --> 00:11:48,235
It's a treasure trove
of historic-y, secret-y things.

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00:11:50,505 --> 00:11:52,239
Oh, man!

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Ben Franklin
secretly was a woman.

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00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:56,277
Hey, jackpot!

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00:11:57,746 --> 00:12:00,381
Now we'll find out
who the real town founder was.

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"Let it be here recorded
that Nathaniel Northwest,

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"fabled founder
of Gravity Falls,

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"was, in fact, a fraud,

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as well as a waste-shoveling
village idiot."

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Ha ha ha!

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00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:16,363
Oh, bad news for Pacifica.

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00:12:16,398 --> 00:12:18,466
Wait'll the papers
hear about this!

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Once people see that I uncovered
a historical conspiracy,

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they cou never call me silly!

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"The true founder
of Gravity Falls

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was sir lord,
Quentin Trembley, III, Esquire."

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00:12:28,477 --> 00:12:30,511
Who's Quentin Trembley?

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00:12:30,545 --> 00:12:32,413
That's none of your business!

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00:12:33,548 --> 00:12:35,483
Whoo! We gotcha!

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Whoo! Whoo...

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00:12:37,319 --> 00:12:40,221
hmm... whoo-hoo...

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00:12:40,255 --> 00:12:42,523
He got hit with
quite a few of those darts.

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00:12:47,162 --> 00:12:49,363
But Quentin Trembley's
a matter ofyeah! Yeah... whoo...

258
00:12:49,397 --> 00:12:51,398
I think I might
be colorblind now.

259
00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:53,200
What do you mean,
national security?

260
00:12:53,235 --> 00:12:55,269
And who is Quentin Trembley,
anyway?

261
00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:57,104
See for yourself.

262
00:13:00,684 --> 00:13:02,819
Ahh, black and white?

263
00:13:02,853 --> 00:13:04,587
Shh! Mabel.

264
00:13:04,622 --> 00:13:05,822
If you're watching this,

265
00:13:05,856 --> 00:13:08,558
then you are
one of eight people
in these United States

266
00:13:08,592 --> 00:13:10,660
with clearance
to view this information.

267
00:13:10,694 --> 00:13:15,465
In fact, I myself
will be shot as soon as
the filming is complete.

268
00:13:15,499 --> 00:13:18,401
What? No? Ha!
Well, that's a relief!

269
00:13:18,435 --> 00:13:20,536
Of all of America's secrets,

270
00:13:20,571 --> 00:13:22,805
the most embarrassing
was that of Quentin Trembley.

271
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:26,376
The eighth-and-a-half president
of the United States.

272
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,411
President?
Eighth-and-a-half?

273
00:13:28,445 --> 00:13:32,715
After winning
the 1837 election
in a landslide,

274
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,585
Quentin Trembley
quickly gained a reputation

275
00:13:35,619 --> 00:13:37,620
as America's
silliest president.

276
00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:40,823
He waged war on pancakes,
appointed six babies
to the supreme court,

277
00:13:40,858 --> 00:13:43,793
and issued
the de-pants-ipation
proclamation.

278
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:46,429
His state of the union speech
was even worse.

279
00:13:46,463 --> 00:13:48,564
The only thing we have to fear

280
00:13:48,599 --> 00:13:51,701
is gigantic,
man-eating spiders!

281
00:13:51,735 --> 00:13:52,802
He was kicked out of office

282
00:13:52,836 --> 00:13:54,504
and escaped to
an uncharted valley

283
00:13:54,538 --> 00:13:55,772
he named Gravity Falls,

284
00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:57,640
after plummeting into it
at high speed.

285
00:13:57,675 --> 00:13:59,842
Trembley's shameful term
was erased from history

286
00:13:59,877 --> 00:14:03,613
and officially replaced
by William Henry Harrison
as president

287
00:14:03,647 --> 00:14:07,383
and local nobody
as founder of Gravity Falls.

288
00:14:07,418 --> 00:14:10,453
The whereabouts
of president Trembley's body
are unknown.

289
00:14:11,789 --> 00:14:13,656
Until now.

290
00:14:14,725 --> 00:14:15,792
Whoa!

291
00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:17,827
Is that, like,
Amber or something?

292
00:14:17,861 --> 00:14:19,629
The fool thought
he could live forever

293
00:14:19,663 --> 00:14:22,765
by encasing himself in a block
of solid peanut brittle.

294
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,834
Smooth move,
Mr. President!

295
00:14:24,868 --> 00:14:28,371
Finding Trembley's body
was our special mission.

296
00:14:28,405 --> 00:14:30,673
And now, thanks to you,
it's complete.

297
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,408
Who knew all we had to do

298
00:14:32,443 --> 00:14:35,511
was follow a little girl's
trail of candy wrappers?

299
00:14:35,546 --> 00:14:37,580
Ohh, silly!

300
00:14:37,614 --> 00:14:39,449
Now that you know the truth,

301
00:14:39,483 --> 00:14:42,452
well, we can't let you
go around talkin' about it.

302
00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:44,420
Does that mean...
are you gonna kill us?

303
00:14:44,455 --> 00:14:45,722
Oh, no!
No, no.

304
00:14:45,756 --> 00:14:47,623
Calm down now, buddy,
calm down.

305
00:14:47,658 --> 00:14:50,827
We're just gonna escort you
and all this stuff
back to Washington.

306
00:14:50,861 --> 00:14:53,696
You ain't comin' back,
by the way.

307
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,501
Whoo-hoo!
We got fold-out beds!

308
00:14:58,535 --> 00:15:01,537
Good thing I brought
my book of spooky ghost stories!

309
00:15:01,572 --> 00:15:03,740
I brought rope for
friendship bracelets!

310
00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:07,410
Anyone there? Help!

311
00:15:07,444 --> 00:15:09,345
Hey! Let us out!

312
00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:13,382
Ohh. I can't believe I left
a trail of candy wrappers.

313
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:15,451
This is all my fault.

314
00:15:15,486 --> 00:15:17,754
Pacifica had me pegged
all along.

315
00:15:17,788 --> 00:15:19,555
I'm just a silly failure,

316
00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:22,625
like that embarrassing
president what's-his-name.

317
00:15:28,632 --> 00:15:29,632
Aaah!
Aahh!

318
00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:31,834
It is I, Quentin Trembley.

319
00:15:33,871 --> 00:15:36,506
You're alive! But how?

320
00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:40,476
Peanut brittle really does have
life-sustaining properties!

321
00:15:40,511 --> 00:15:42,779
You're not silly,
you're brilliant!

322
00:15:42,813 --> 00:15:45,448
And so are you, dear girl,

323
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:48,785
for following my clues
and freeing me from
my delicious tomb!

324
00:15:48,819 --> 00:15:52,421
He's right!
Making maps into hats,
hanging upside-down;

325
00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:53,756
Your silliness solved the code

326
00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:56,526
that serious cops couldn't crack
in a hundred years!

327
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,860
Oh, stop it.

328
00:15:57,895 --> 00:15:59,762
By Jefferson!

329
00:15:59,797 --> 00:16:03,633
We seem to be trapped in
some sort of crate-shaped box.

330
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,735
It's a crate,
Mr. President.

331
00:16:05,769 --> 00:16:08,504
Good thing I have
the president's key,

332
00:16:08,539 --> 00:16:11,507
which can open
any lock in America.

333
00:16:16,513 --> 00:16:17,747
I don't think
that's gonna work.

334
00:16:17,781 --> 00:16:20,550
Wood! My age-old enemy.

335
00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:21,751
In order to get out of here,

336
00:16:21,785 --> 00:16:25,421
this is going to take
the silliest plan
ever conceived.

337
00:16:25,455 --> 00:16:27,690
I think I know who can help you.

338
00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:30,493
Hmm. How about...

339
00:16:30,527 --> 00:16:32,428
That hole?

340
00:16:32,462 --> 00:16:34,497
We will leap through it!

341
00:16:35,632 --> 00:16:38,467
Almost. Almost there... Good...

342
00:16:38,502 --> 00:16:39,769
Keep pushing.

343
00:16:39,803 --> 00:16:41,671
I'm not sure this is working.

344
00:16:41,705 --> 00:16:43,806
Trust the silliness!

345
00:16:43,841 --> 00:16:46,409
Fiddlesticks!
Keep going...

346
00:16:47,511 --> 00:16:49,645
Is that my third wife Sandy?

347
00:16:54,484 --> 00:16:56,452
Well, we didn't fit
through the hole.

348
00:16:56,486 --> 00:16:58,721
Let's rebuild the box
and try again.

349
00:16:58,755 --> 00:17:00,456
We gotta get out of here!

350
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:01,657
Also good.

351
00:17:04,494 --> 00:17:05,628
Blubs!

352
00:17:11,602 --> 00:17:12,802
Give me that!

353
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,514
There is...

354
00:17:25,549 --> 00:17:27,617
No escape!

355
00:17:27,651 --> 00:17:30,486
I gotta take a knee.

356
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,688
Are you okay?
Can I get you
anything?

357
00:17:32,723 --> 00:17:36,592
Edwin durland, you are
a diamond in the rough.

358
00:17:36,627 --> 00:17:39,562
Sheriff blubs,
do you really want
to lock us all up

359
00:17:39,596 --> 00:17:41,564
in a government
facility somewhere?

360
00:17:41,598 --> 00:17:42,732
I've got no choice!

361
00:17:42,766 --> 00:17:44,700
Our orders come from
the very top!

362
00:17:44,735 --> 00:17:46,602
Wait!

363
00:17:46,637 --> 00:17:49,639
Quentin, did you ever sign
an official resignation?

364
00:17:49,673 --> 00:17:53,643
No, sir. I ate a salamander
and jumped out the window.

365
00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:55,778
Then technically
you're still legally

366
00:17:55,812 --> 00:17:58,381
the president of
the United States, right?

367
00:17:58,415 --> 00:18:00,449
You've gotta answer
this guy now!

368
00:18:00,484 --> 00:18:01,517
Huh?
Huh?

369
00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:04,387
As president of these
several United States,

370
00:18:04,421 --> 00:18:07,723
I hereby order you
to pretend none of this
ever happened.

371
00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:09,725
And go on a delightful vacation.

372
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,361
Ow! Yes.

373
00:18:12,396 --> 00:18:13,562
Vacation?

374
00:18:13,597 --> 00:18:15,598
What place have you
always wanted to visit?

375
00:18:15,632 --> 00:18:17,466
One, two...

376
00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:20,670
Silly water fun slides
in grand lakes, Michigan!

377
00:18:22,606 --> 00:18:25,708
Bye-bye!
Bye!

378
00:18:25,742 --> 00:18:29,378
You've done a great service
to your country, Mabel.

379
00:18:29,413 --> 00:18:32,748
As thanks, I'd like to make you
an official U.S. congressman.

380
00:18:34,584 --> 00:18:36,652
I'm legalizing everything!

381
00:18:36,687 --> 00:18:38,587
And roderick...
Uh, actually...

382
00:18:38,622 --> 00:18:40,623
you, dear boy,
are on your way to unlocking

383
00:18:40,657 --> 00:18:42,625
the mysteries of
this great land,

384
00:18:42,659 --> 00:18:46,429
so I'd like you to have
my president's key.

385
00:18:49,399 --> 00:18:53,402
And then he chased me around
and spanked me with a paddle
for, like, three hours.

386
00:18:53,437 --> 00:18:55,571
George Washington was a jerk.

387
00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:56,639
Agreed.

388
00:18:57,874 --> 00:18:59,542
Oh!

389
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:01,444
Kick her off the team.

390
00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:06,315
Hey, Pacifica! I uncovered
a government conspiracy

391
00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:08,718
about the eighth-and-a-half
president of the United States!

392
00:19:08,752 --> 00:19:10,386
Who's silly now?

393
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,555
What? Who is
that idiot?

394
00:19:12,589 --> 00:19:15,324
Put up your Dukes,
you bald fiend!

395
00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:17,727
The eighth-and-a-half president
of America.

396
00:19:17,761 --> 00:19:20,629
How is he still alive?

397
00:19:20,664 --> 00:19:23,599
Well, turns out
you can hibernate
in peanut brittle and it...

398
00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:27,670
Ha ha ha! Wow!
You really are a sad,
dumb little girl.

399
00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:29,772
Nice top hat, by the way.

400
00:19:29,806 --> 00:19:32,708
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Good one, daughter.

401
00:19:32,743 --> 00:19:35,611
Ooh! I see your car
is stuck in the mud.

402
00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:37,613
Enjoy walking home.

403
00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:43,586
Aren't you gonna tell her about
her ate-gray ampa-gray?

404
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:46,622
You know what, Dipper?
I've got nothing to prove.

405
00:19:46,656 --> 00:19:49,692
I've learned to see
silly as awesome!

406
00:19:51,762 --> 00:19:53,796
Well, I haven't
learned anything!

407
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:55,498
Hey, Pacifica!

408
00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:59,735
Nathaniel Northwest
didn't found Gravity Falls,

409
00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:01,570
and your whole family is a sham.

410
00:20:01,605 --> 00:20:03,372
Deal with it!

411
00:20:05,475 --> 00:20:07,777
What? Mom!

412
00:20:07,811 --> 00:20:10,479
Man, revenge is underrated.

413
00:20:10,514 --> 00:20:11,714
That felt awesome!

414
00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:13,783
Children, I am
needed elsewhere.

415
00:20:13,817 --> 00:20:16,819
Just know that
I'll always be
right here...

416
00:20:16,853 --> 00:20:19,855
On the negative
twelve dollar bill.

417
00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:21,724
Whoa.

418
00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:23,459
This is worthless.

419
00:20:23,493 --> 00:20:25,428
It's less then worthless,
my boy.

420
00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:27,430
Trembley away!

421
00:20:31,568 --> 00:20:32,868
Where do you think he's going?

422
00:20:32,903 --> 00:20:35,438
I'm gonna say...
Off a cliff.

423
00:20:35,472 --> 00:20:38,441
And then Soos came by
and talked to me
for like an hour.

424
00:20:38,475 --> 00:20:39,842
You've been through so much.

425
00:20:42,446 --> 00:20:43,646
It works!

426
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,882
So what's with the top hat?
I am a congressman.

427
00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:49,885
Pardon me?
You are officially
pardoned.

428
00:20:51,755 --> 00:20:55,458
Oy! You a never gonna
make sense, are you, kid?

429
00:20:55,492 --> 00:20:56,892
No, I'm not, Grunkle Stan.

430
00:20:56,927 --> 00:20:58,794
No, I'm not.

431
00:20:58,829 --> 00:21:01,530
Mabel away!

432
00:21:01,565 --> 00:21:03,699
I'm okay!

433
00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:07,436
Esteemed gentlemen
supreme court, States

434
00:21:07,471 --> 00:21:09,705
I implore you to
rethink your decision!

435
00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:15,744
Very well. But who
would you have replace me?

436
00:21:15,779 --> 00:21:17,379
Mama.

437
00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:18,514
That old crone?

438
00:21:18,548 --> 00:21:20,749
Ba ba ba...

439
00:21:20,784 --> 00:21:23,619
Chief justice num-num,
you're spitting up on yourself!

440
00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:26,489
Now... ohh! Oh, come on!

441
00:21:26,523 --> 00:21:28,491
This is a courtroom! I...

442
00:21:28,525 --> 00:21:29,792
this... this is a...

443
00:21:29,826 --> 00:21:32,461
this is a dark day for America.

444
00:21:32,486 --> 00:21:34,602
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