1 00:00:06,695 --> 00:00:07,728 There she is, Mabel— 2 00:00:07,763 --> 00:00:09,664 The cheapest fair money can rent! 3 00:00:09,698 --> 00:00:12,500 I spared every expense! 4 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:17,505 I think the sky tram is broken. 5 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:19,260 Also most of my bones. 6 00:00:19,783 --> 00:00:20,741 This guy! 7 00:00:20,776 --> 00:00:21,809 All right, all right. 8 00:00:21,844 --> 00:00:23,578 I got a job for you two. 9 00:00:23,612 --> 00:00:26,581 I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. 10 00:00:26,615 --> 00:00:28,816 Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit. 11 00:00:28,851 --> 00:00:30,651 Grunkle stan, is that legal? 12 00:00:30,686 --> 00:00:33,654 When there's no cops around, anything's legal! 13 00:00:33,689 --> 00:00:35,823 Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along? 14 00:00:35,858 --> 00:00:38,893 Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines. 15 00:00:41,697 --> 00:00:44,665 Ha! You got it rigged from here to timbuktu! 16 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:47,502 There's nothin' on earth that could knock me down! 17 00:00:47,536 --> 00:00:50,671 Yeah, except for like a futuristic laser arm cannon. 18 00:00:50,706 --> 00:00:53,674 hey, you haven't seen my red screwdriver, have ya? 19 00:00:53,709 --> 00:00:54,842 Darn thing went missing. 20 00:00:54,877 --> 00:00:57,845 Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing took it. 21 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,681 Oy, you been spendin' too much time with those kids! 22 00:01:00,716 --> 00:01:03,651 All right, let's see. Where did I put that thing? 23 00:01:05,487 --> 00:01:08,489 This mission is proceeding as planned. Over. 24 00:01:52,661 --> 00:01:56,110 It's 12:00! The dunk tank is now open! 25 00:01:57,739 --> 00:01:59,774 Step right up and dunk me, folks! 26 00:01:59,808 --> 00:02:00,975 I'm talkin' to you, cut-offs! 27 00:02:01,009 --> 00:02:02,877 That's right! Muffin top! High pants! 28 00:02:02,911 --> 00:02:04,645 Who wants a piece of me? 29 00:02:07,516 --> 00:02:09,884 Come back any time, folks! 30 00:02:09,918 --> 00:02:12,887 How do they get them into this shape? 31 00:02:12,921 --> 00:02:14,555 It's unnatural. 32 00:02:14,590 --> 00:02:17,825 But, Dipper, they're so... Delicious? 33 00:02:18,927 --> 00:02:20,828 Uh, boo! 34 00:02:20,862 --> 00:02:21,829 I'll be right back. 35 00:02:21,863 --> 00:02:24,532 I'll be right here! 36 00:02:24,566 --> 00:02:25,700 I love you. 37 00:02:25,734 --> 00:02:28,869 Look at you two, gettin' all romantic at the fair. 38 00:02:28,904 --> 00:02:30,838 Come on, it's no big deal. 39 00:02:30,872 --> 00:02:32,540 Yeah, it is. 40 00:02:32,574 --> 00:02:34,642 Okay, you're right! It is! Isn't this amazing? 41 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:37,445 I just dove in! I said, "Hey, you wanna hang out at the fair?" 42 00:02:40,949 --> 00:02:43,517 Yeah, I guess so! It totally worked! 43 00:02:43,552 --> 00:02:46,687 All your advice about just going for it, it's finally paying off! 44 00:02:46,722 --> 00:02:48,689 When are you going to learn, Dipper? 45 00:02:48,724 --> 00:02:51,459 I'm always right about everything. 46 00:02:51,493 --> 00:02:55,463 Hey, do you smell a gallon of body spray? 47 00:02:55,497 --> 00:02:57,798 Hey, either of you dorks seen Wendy around? 48 00:02:57,833 --> 00:02:59,834 Who wants to know? Hey! 49 00:02:59,868 --> 00:03:02,470 Yeah, I got some new super tight jeans. 50 00:03:02,504 --> 00:03:04,639 Thought she might wanna check 'em out. 51 00:03:04,673 --> 00:03:07,475 Yeah, you know, I think I saw her in the bottomless pit. 52 00:03:07,509 --> 00:03:08,743 You should really go jump in there. 53 00:03:08,777 --> 00:03:10,878 Maybe I will, smart guy. 54 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:14,415 He is such a jerk. 55 00:03:14,449 --> 00:03:16,417 Yeah, but he's a jerk with tight pants and a guitar. 56 00:03:16,451 --> 00:03:18,519 I need to keep him away from wendy at all costs. 57 00:03:18,553 --> 00:03:19,854 Don't worry, brother, whatever happens, 58 00:03:19,888 --> 00:03:22,590 I'll be right here, supporting you ever step of— 59 00:03:22,624 --> 00:03:23,858 Oh, my gosh! A pig! 60 00:03:28,497 --> 00:03:29,697 If you can guess the critter's weight, 61 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:31,899 You can take the critter home! 62 00:03:36,505 --> 00:03:38,806 - Mabel. - He said "Mabel"! 63 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,541 Either that or "Doorbell." 64 00:03:40,575 --> 00:03:42,543 Did you say "Mabel" Or "Doorbell"? 65 00:03:42,577 --> 00:03:43,544 Mabel. 66 00:03:44,646 --> 00:03:48,582 Oh, look, Mabel here found her real twin. 67 00:03:49,685 --> 00:03:50,885 Pacifica! 68 00:03:50,919 --> 00:03:53,554 Sir, I must have that pig! 69 00:03:53,588 --> 00:03:55,623 Ah, old fifteen-poundy! 70 00:03:55,657 --> 00:03:57,792 So, how much you guessin' he weighs? 71 00:03:57,826 --> 00:04:00,461 Um, 15 pounds? 72 00:04:00,495 --> 00:04:02,596 Are you some kind of witch? 73 00:04:02,631 --> 00:04:03,764 Well, there's your pig. 74 00:04:07,903 --> 00:04:10,404 And you'll be needin' these. 75 00:04:10,439 --> 00:04:12,640 No? Suit yourself. 76 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:16,777 Everything is different now. 77 00:04:16,812 --> 00:04:19,714 Whoa! Check it out! 78 00:04:19,748 --> 00:04:22,597 I don't know if it's a duck or a panda, but I want one! 79 00:04:23,719 --> 00:04:25,619 My uncle taught me the secret to these games— 80 00:04:25,654 --> 00:04:26,787 You aim for the carny's head 81 00:04:26,822 --> 00:04:28,556 And take the prize when he's unconscious. 82 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,458 Nice. 83 00:04:30,492 --> 00:04:31,525 One ball, please. 84 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,561 You only get one chance. 85 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:36,831 And a one, and a two, and a... 86 00:04:39,568 --> 00:04:40,801 Ow! My eye! 87 00:04:40,836 --> 00:04:42,770 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Wendy, are you okay? 88 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:45,406 Does it look swollen? 89 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,409 Everything's gonna be fine! Don't worry! I'll... 90 00:04:48,443 --> 00:04:49,777 I'll go get some ice! 91 00:04:54,783 --> 00:04:56,417 Where is she? Where is she? 92 00:04:59,721 --> 00:05:01,589 Hey, watch where you're going, man! 93 00:05:05,794 --> 00:05:09,363 All right, just ease your eyeball into that freezy cone. 94 00:05:09,397 --> 00:05:11,465 Robbie, thanks. That's really sweet— 95 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,534 The gesture and the flavored syrup. 96 00:05:13,568 --> 00:05:17,638 Yeah, I was just here in the right place at the right time. 97 00:05:17,672 --> 00:05:19,406 You know, I've been meanin' to ask you... 98 00:05:19,441 --> 00:05:20,808 We've been spendin' a lot of time together 99 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:24,445 And I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go out with me? 100 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,548 Yeah, I guess so. 101 00:05:27,582 --> 00:05:28,582 Sweet! 102 00:05:31,653 --> 00:05:33,788 Look, Dipper! I won my pet pig! 103 00:05:33,822 --> 00:05:34,855 His name is Waddles. 104 00:05:34,890 --> 00:05:39,393 I call him that because he waddles! Waddles! 105 00:05:39,427 --> 00:05:40,828 Everything is different now. 106 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:43,397 What are ya lookin' at? 107 00:06:00,849 --> 00:06:03,584 Uh... Are you gonna move? 108 00:06:05,854 --> 00:06:09,590 Paging Dr. Waddles, we got a boy here with a broken heart. 109 00:06:09,624 --> 00:06:11,559 Come on, man, these are the jokes. 110 00:06:11,593 --> 00:06:12,909 Mabel, do you ever wish 111 00:06:12,910 --> 00:06:15,429 you could go back and undo just one mistake? 112 00:06:15,463 --> 00:06:19,600 Nope! I do everything right all the time. 113 00:06:19,634 --> 00:06:20,423 I mean, wendy only went out 114 00:06:20,424 --> 00:06:21,769 with robbie because he was there with the ice, 115 00:06:21,803 --> 00:06:23,671 And she only needed ice because of the baseball, 116 00:06:23,705 --> 00:06:25,673 And I would have had the ice if it wasn't for... 117 00:06:25,707 --> 00:06:27,608 that guy! 118 00:06:27,642 --> 00:06:29,610 Hey, you! Tool belt! You ruined my life! 119 00:06:29,644 --> 00:06:30,711 Huh? 120 00:06:30,745 --> 00:06:32,546 Don't "Huh" Me! I've seen you before! 121 00:06:32,581 --> 00:06:34,481 What's your deal? Are you following us around? 122 00:06:34,516 --> 00:06:36,717 And why are you bald? What's all that about? 123 00:06:36,751 --> 00:06:39,486 my position has been compromised! 124 00:06:39,521 --> 00:06:42,756 Assuming stealth mode! Color match! 125 00:06:42,791 --> 00:06:47,862 Initiating color match! Come on! Dang it! 126 00:06:47,896 --> 00:06:51,765 That's amazing! Are you from the future or something? 127 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,501 Uh, no! Who told you that? 128 00:06:54,536 --> 00:06:56,503 Memory wipe! 129 00:06:56,538 --> 00:06:58,772 This is a baby wipe. 130 00:06:58,807 --> 00:07:01,675 all right, you've cornered me. 131 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:04,678 I'm a time traveler. 132 00:07:04,713 --> 00:07:06,513 So wait a minute, if you're from the future, 133 00:07:06,548 --> 00:07:08,682 Do you have, like, a time machine or something? 134 00:07:08,717 --> 00:07:11,418 That's kinda how that works. 135 00:07:13,622 --> 00:07:14,822 Could I borrow it? 136 00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:19,659 Come on! Can I use your time machine just once? 137 00:07:19,659 --> 00:07:21,449 Out of the question! You know this is sensitive, 138 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:24,486 Extremely complicated time equipment! 139 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,154 It looks like a tape measure. 140 00:07:26,189 --> 00:07:28,390 You shut your time-mouth! 141 00:07:28,424 --> 00:07:30,225 This makin' any sense to you? 142 00:07:30,259 --> 00:07:32,294 I think he's just crazy. 143 00:07:32,328 --> 00:07:33,461 Oh, you don't believe me? 144 00:07:35,565 --> 00:07:37,901 Guess where I was! 145 00:07:38,568 --> 00:07:42,337 That's right, 15 years ago there was a costume store right here! 146 00:07:42,371 --> 00:07:43,572 One second! 147 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:46,541 Aw, heck! Pat! 148 00:07:46,576 --> 00:07:49,211 - Pat down! - So who are you again? 149 00:07:49,245 --> 00:07:54,449 Blendin Blandin, time anomaly removal crew, year 20-snyeventy-12! 150 00:07:54,483 --> 00:07:56,618 My mission is to stop a series of time anomalies 151 00:07:56,652 --> 00:07:59,287 That are supposed to happen at this very location! 152 00:07:59,322 --> 00:08:01,323 B-but I don't see any anomalies! 153 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:03,584 I don't know if it's some kind of paradox 154 00:08:03,652 --> 00:08:06,387 Or if I'm just really tired! 155 00:08:06,422 --> 00:08:08,623 You know, you sound like you could use a break. 156 00:08:08,657 --> 00:08:10,491 Definitely. Definitely. 157 00:08:10,526 --> 00:08:11,891 Might we recommend one of 158 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,295 the various attractions at the mystery fair? 159 00:08:14,330 --> 00:08:16,431 You know what? What the heck! 160 00:08:16,465 --> 00:08:17,598 I'm worth it! 161 00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:19,600 But I got my eye on you! 162 00:08:23,706 --> 00:08:25,673 - One, please! - Aw, sorry, dude, 163 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:27,675 But you're gonna have to take your belt off for the ride. 164 00:08:27,710 --> 00:08:30,678 One of your tools might fly off and accidently fix something. 165 00:08:30,713 --> 00:08:33,348 Guard it with your life! 166 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:35,650 I will watch it like a hawk, dude. 167 00:08:40,622 --> 00:08:43,591 Like a hawk! 168 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:45,660 Here it is, mabel— 169 00:08:45,694 --> 00:08:48,329 Our ticket to any moment in history! 170 00:08:48,364 --> 00:08:51,299 Lets go get two dodos and force them to make out! 171 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,408 No! We gotta be smart about this. 172 00:08:53,442 --> 00:08:55,677 All that paradox talk kinda freaked me out. 173 00:08:55,711 --> 00:08:58,413 All I'm gonna do is go back and fix my one mistake. 174 00:08:58,447 --> 00:09:00,348 If I don't miss that baseball throw, 175 00:09:00,382 --> 00:09:02,550 I won't hit Wendy in the eye, and robbie won't comfort her, 176 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,352 And they won't start going out. 177 00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:08,289 I'm coming, too! I wanna relive the greatest moment of my life— 178 00:09:08,324 --> 00:09:10,625 Winning Waddles! Mwah! 179 00:09:15,631 --> 00:09:16,698 See ya later. 180 00:09:16,732 --> 00:09:20,568 See you earlier! Yuck, yuck, yuck! 181 00:09:51,734 --> 00:09:55,570 It's 12:00! The dunk tank is now open! 182 00:09:56,839 --> 00:09:58,806 Step right up and dunk me, folks! 183 00:09:58,841 --> 00:10:00,608 I'm talkin' to you, cut-offs! 184 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,609 Do-over? 185 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,611 Do-over! 186 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:06,614 If you can guess— fifteen pounds! 187 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:09,584 And yes, I am a witch. 188 00:10:09,618 --> 00:10:12,554 Well, time to round up a mob. 189 00:10:12,588 --> 00:10:14,455 Hey, wendy. There you are. 190 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:15,723 Hey, what happened to your hat? 191 00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:18,426 Uh, nothing. Hey, look! What's that? 192 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:19,538 Whoa! Check it out! 193 00:10:19,538 --> 00:10:22,397 I don't know if it's a duck or a panda, but I want one! 194 00:10:22,431 --> 00:10:23,565 One ball, please. 195 00:10:23,599 --> 00:10:25,567 You only get one chance. 196 00:10:25,601 --> 00:10:27,702 That's what you think. 197 00:10:27,736 --> 00:10:30,638 One panda-duck, coming right up! 198 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,807 Okay, Dipper, second chance. Don't mess this up. 199 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:35,510 yes! 200 00:10:36,812 --> 00:10:38,513 Ow! My eye! 201 00:10:38,547 --> 00:10:39,514 What? 202 00:10:39,548 --> 00:10:41,416 Does it look swollen? 203 00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:43,418 That's so weird. 204 00:10:43,452 --> 00:10:44,852 Oh, hey, Robbie. 205 00:10:44,887 --> 00:10:46,688 So anyway, we've been hangin' out a lot, 206 00:10:46,722 --> 00:10:49,791 And I've been wondering if, uh, you wanted to go out with me? 207 00:10:49,825 --> 00:10:51,593 Yeah, I guess so. 208 00:10:51,627 --> 00:10:52,594 Sweet! 209 00:10:57,433 --> 00:11:00,568 The exact same thing happened twice! It was spooky! 210 00:11:00,603 --> 00:11:02,637 Ooh, maybe it's a time curse! 211 00:11:02,671 --> 00:11:05,573 Waddles, can you say "Time curse"? 212 00:11:07,843 --> 00:11:10,578 Your face is so fat! 213 00:11:10,613 --> 00:11:12,580 Is it possible that the forces of time 214 00:11:12,615 --> 00:11:15,483 Naturally conspire to undo any new outcomes? 215 00:11:15,517 --> 00:11:17,585 No, no. I just need to try again. 216 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:18,786 Third time's the charm. 217 00:11:18,821 --> 00:11:21,389 How hard can it be? 218 00:11:22,658 --> 00:11:25,426 Find the witch! 219 00:11:32,668 --> 00:11:34,369 Ow! My eye! 220 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:35,803 Hey, are you all right? 221 00:11:48,684 --> 00:11:50,818 Aah! Ow! My eye! 222 00:11:50,853 --> 00:11:53,454 Oh, bad luck. 223 00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:01,696 Uh, Wendy? How badly do you want that stuffed animal thing? 224 00:12:01,730 --> 00:12:04,599 More than anything in the world, Dipper. 225 00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:08,436 Okay. 226 00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:16,678 I love my pig! 227 00:12:18,414 --> 00:12:20,548 If I adjust the ball for wind speed... 228 00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:21,816 Factoring cotton candy... 229 00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:23,651 Face it, dipper, you're obviously fated 230 00:12:23,686 --> 00:12:25,586 To have a bad day at the fair. 231 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,722 Just like I'm fated to be with waddles! 232 00:12:27,756 --> 00:12:29,490 It's like there's one variable missing. 233 00:12:29,525 --> 00:12:31,392 What's a variable? 234 00:12:31,427 --> 00:12:33,494 Ha! That's it! 235 00:12:33,529 --> 00:12:35,730 I figured out a way to win the toss, not hit Wendy, 236 00:12:35,764 --> 00:12:38,225 And stop Wendy and Robbie from going out! 237 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,401 Awesome! I'm gonna go win my pig again! 238 00:12:40,436 --> 00:12:42,570 Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't leave. I need you for my plan. 239 00:12:42,604 --> 00:12:44,472 But what about Waddles? 240 00:12:44,506 --> 00:12:46,441 It'll just take a few minutes! Let's go! 241 00:12:53,415 --> 00:12:55,383 You gonna go, man? 242 00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,719 And a one, and a two, and a... 243 00:12:57,753 --> 00:12:59,554 Aw, dude, you missed. 244 00:12:59,588 --> 00:13:00,655 Did I? 245 00:13:13,769 --> 00:13:14,736 Huh? 246 00:13:17,473 --> 00:13:20,608 Your stuffed creature of indeterminate species, miss. 247 00:13:20,642 --> 00:13:22,677 Oh, awesome! 248 00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,447 There you are, wendy. Hi, Robbie. 249 00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:28,383 So I was wondering if, uh, you— 250 00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:29,517 Look what Dipper got for me! 251 00:13:31,387 --> 00:13:36,624 Whatever. Can't even tell what species it is. Stupid. 252 00:13:36,658 --> 00:13:37,792 What's his deal? 253 00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:40,495 Looks like I came to the fair with the right guy! 254 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:43,498 We have a winner! 255 00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:47,502 Anytime, broseph. 256 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:51,339 Now to win my pig. 257 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,740 It's all yours! No one else's! 258 00:13:52,775 --> 00:13:56,544 Old fifteen-poundy! Yours forever! 259 00:14:04,787 --> 00:14:07,422 That was even more awesome the third time around! 260 00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:09,757 Funnel cake! Let's go get some, Dipper! 261 00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:16,463 What's w— 262 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:19,111 Mabel, what— 263 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,536 I'll just wait until you're done. 264 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,604 I'm done. Okay, what is wrong? 265 00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:25,339 We messed up the timeline! 266 00:14:25,374 --> 00:14:28,509 Pacifica saw the flier and won Waddles before I did! 267 00:14:28,544 --> 00:14:30,511 She took Waddles, Dipper! 268 00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:32,480 Oh, mabel, I'm sorry. 269 00:14:32,514 --> 00:14:35,716 it's okay, we just need to go back and do things differently. 270 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:38,386 Mabel, wait! Look, I did the math— 271 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,555 In any other timeline, Wendy ends up going out with robbie! 272 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,323 I can't mess this day up again! 273 00:14:42,357 --> 00:14:44,725 But if we don't go, then I'll lose Waddles forever! 274 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,726 Hey! 275 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:48,329 Give it back! 276 00:14:54,736 --> 00:14:56,704 When are we? 277 00:14:56,738 --> 00:15:00,374 The real question is, when are we? 278 00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:01,926 Oh, wait, did you already— 279 00:15:01,926 --> 00:15:02,577 - Yeah, I already— - 'cause I was gonna— 280 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:03,744 - Yeah. Yeah, same thing. - All right. 281 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,746 Do you hear that? 282 00:15:29,116 --> 00:15:32,018 Be on the look out for mountain lions, travelers! 283 00:15:32,052 --> 00:15:34,921 Dysentery? Who wants dysentery? 284 00:15:34,955 --> 00:15:37,089 Forge ahead, mighty oxen! 285 00:15:37,124 --> 00:15:41,060 For a new life awaits us on this Oregon trail! 286 00:15:41,094 --> 00:15:43,062 Where are we? The '70s? 287 00:15:43,096 --> 00:15:46,899 You sent us back 150 years, genius! It's pioneer times! 288 00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:48,649 By trembly! Fertilla, 289 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:51,938 it seems you've given birth to two more children! 290 00:15:51,972 --> 00:15:56,175 It appears I have. More little hands to render the tallow. 291 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,177 Tallow? What? 292 00:15:58,212 --> 00:16:00,746 Her mouth is filled with silver, mother! 293 00:16:00,781 --> 00:16:01,881 These are called braces. 294 00:16:01,915 --> 00:16:04,050 Mabel, we can't start messing with the past! 295 00:16:04,084 --> 00:16:05,637 Oh, says the guy who messed 296 00:16:05,638 --> 00:16:08,054 with the past all day, and cost me my pig? 297 00:16:08,088 --> 00:16:09,789 I'll mess with whatever I want! 298 00:16:09,823 --> 00:16:12,024 Check it out! A magic button machine! 299 00:16:12,059 --> 00:16:15,628 Shoes that blink! 300 00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:21,767 Hey, sister, guess who gets to vote in the future? 301 00:16:21,802 --> 00:16:24,770 Ladies! Up top! 302 00:16:24,805 --> 00:16:27,773 That's called a high-five. Teach it to your friends. 303 00:16:27,808 --> 00:16:30,042 Give me that! I'm gonna set the timeline right! 304 00:16:30,077 --> 00:16:31,777 Hey! No! 305 00:16:40,787 --> 00:16:42,755 Run! Take cover! 306 00:16:42,789 --> 00:16:44,824 It's coming! 307 00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:49,829 This future seems neat. 308 00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:55,701 I'm coming, waddles! 309 00:16:55,736 --> 00:16:56,836 Hey! 310 00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:59,672 I seen it! I seen it again! 311 00:16:59,706 --> 00:17:00,840 But enough about me. 312 00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:04,043 Behold... Me! 313 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:12,618 This thing is getting hotter! 314 00:17:12,653 --> 00:17:13,986 Hot! Hot, hot, hot! 315 00:17:14,021 --> 00:17:16,055 - What did you do? - I don't know! 316 00:17:25,866 --> 00:17:27,667 Where are we? 317 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,769 It's nothing but inky blackness for miles! 318 00:17:29,803 --> 00:17:33,906 Mabel, don't you see? We've transported to the end of time! 319 00:17:39,146 --> 00:17:41,847 Wait, why does it smell so bad in here? 320 00:17:47,854 --> 00:17:49,055 Look! We're back in the present! 321 00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:50,756 But which present? 322 00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:54,126 This is the best present ever! Yes! 323 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,931 No! Give me that thing! 324 00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:02,101 Dipper, give it back! 325 00:18:02,135 --> 00:18:04,737 Look, mabel, it's over, okay? Give it up! 326 00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:06,739 I've worked too hard to lose this! 327 00:18:06,773 --> 00:18:09,842 But what about waddles? He was my soul mate! 328 00:18:09,876 --> 00:18:12,011 You said that about a ball of yarn once! 329 00:18:12,045 --> 00:18:14,747 Do you really want wendy to date robbie? 330 00:18:14,781 --> 00:18:16,015 I don't know. 331 00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:25,991 You're not guilt-tripping me, mabel. Not this time. 332 00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:31,369 Come on, Mabel, I know you. 333 00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:33,799 You're gonna forget about this in a day. 334 00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:35,868 Here! Hey, I'll prove it! 335 00:18:38,672 --> 00:18:40,973 See? 336 00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:47,646 Okay, maybe you'll forget in a week. 337 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:53,719 A month. She'll be better in a month! 338 00:18:58,692 --> 00:19:01,694 Waddles. Waddles. 339 00:19:01,728 --> 00:19:03,696 And if you look to your left, you'll see miserable Mabel— 340 00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:04,983 The girl who went bonkers after 341 00:19:04,984 --> 00:19:06,966 her dreams were shattered by some heartless jerk. 342 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,033 Oh, hey, Dipper! 343 00:19:19,079 --> 00:19:22,581 I don't know if it's a duck or a panda, but I want one. 344 00:19:24,618 --> 00:19:26,652 Wendy, I just wanted to say that... 345 00:19:26,686 --> 00:19:28,954 Well, I just wanted to say that people make mistakes, 346 00:19:28,989 --> 00:19:31,657 And when they do, you should forgive them. 347 00:19:31,691 --> 00:19:33,626 And also, that tight pants are overrated. 348 00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:34,927 Dude, you lost me. 349 00:19:34,961 --> 00:19:36,629 I know. 350 00:19:36,663 --> 00:19:37,797 One ball, please. 351 00:19:37,831 --> 00:19:39,632 You only get one chance. 352 00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:42,935 And a one, and a two, and a... 353 00:19:44,638 --> 00:19:46,071 Ow! My eye! 354 00:19:46,106 --> 00:19:48,073 Hey, Wendy, are you okay? 355 00:19:48,108 --> 00:19:50,943 You know, this is the perfect time for me to ask you something. 356 00:19:50,977 --> 00:19:53,779 It is done. 357 00:19:53,814 --> 00:19:56,949 Dipper! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 358 00:19:56,983 --> 00:19:58,617 Thank you. 359 00:19:58,652 --> 00:20:00,052 He's saying "Thank you" In pig! 360 00:20:00,086 --> 00:20:01,720 Aren't you, Waddles? 361 00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:07,660 I couldn't break your heart, Mabel. 362 00:20:07,694 --> 00:20:11,630 Besides, there's no way wendy can date robbie all summer, right? 363 00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:12,731 You two! 364 00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:18,637 Do you have any idea how many rules you just broke? 365 00:20:18,672 --> 00:20:20,981 I'm asking, I wasn't there with you. 366 00:20:20,982 --> 00:20:22,842 It was probably a lot, right? 367 00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:24,677 Blendin Blandin! 368 00:20:24,711 --> 00:20:28,681 the time paradox avoidance enforcement squadron! 369 00:20:28,715 --> 00:20:31,016 That's right, and our phones have been ringing off the hook. 370 00:20:31,051 --> 00:20:33,118 There's settlers high-fiving in the 1800s 371 00:20:33,153 --> 00:20:36,088 And calculators littered through eight centuries! 372 00:20:36,122 --> 00:20:37,923 You are under arrest for violations 373 00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:39,892 Of the time travelers code of conduct. 374 00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:40,926 It was those kids! 375 00:20:40,961 --> 00:20:42,761 And their leader, Waddles! 376 00:20:42,796 --> 00:20:43,929 That's a pig, Blendin. 377 00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:45,698 Oh! I'll get you for this! 378 00:20:45,732 --> 00:20:49,869 I'll go back in time and make sure your parents never meet! 379 00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:50,970 Well, we're still here. 380 00:20:51,004 --> 00:20:52,872 Guess he forgot to go back. 381 00:20:52,906 --> 00:20:54,773 Ha! You suckers! 382 00:20:54,808 --> 00:20:57,776 Your pockets are empty and I'm still sitting high and dry! 383 00:20:57,811 --> 00:20:59,144 Boo! 384 00:20:59,179 --> 00:21:02,681 Yeah, boo! Boo! I love it! 385 00:21:02,716 --> 00:21:06,752 Hey, biceps! Yeah, I'm talking to you, haircut! 386 00:21:06,786 --> 00:21:08,687 Take your best shot! 387 00:21:19,784 --> 00:21:21,901 So I guess we never found out who was causing 388 00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:24,737 Those time anomalies blendin was looking for. 389 00:21:24,771 --> 00:21:27,640 Wait, Mabel... I think it was us. 390 00:21:27,674 --> 00:21:29,875 Ugh, my brain hurts. 391 00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:33,612 Aw, jeez, I gotta deal with this all summer? 392 00:21:33,647 --> 00:21:35,781 it's good. It's caramel. 393 00:21:35,815 --> 00:21:36,949 I'm on it. 394 00:21:44,184 --> 00:21:47,726 My pants! They're shrinking! 395 00:21:55,669 --> 00:21:57,002 Oh, man. 396 00:21:58,493 --> 00:21:59,939 That'll do, pig. 397 00:22:01,808 --> 00:22:03,943 That'll do. 398 00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:08,547 You have broken the eternal laws of space-time. 399 00:22:08,582 --> 00:22:09,882 I beg your mercy, time baby! 400 00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:12,785 You now must clean up all of the anomalies. 401 00:22:21,761 --> 00:22:22,995 Old man mcguckett, local kook! 402 00:22:23,029 --> 00:22:25,664 Are the wax figures alive? 403 00:22:28,935 --> 00:22:31,003 What are you looking at?