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This is it, dudes:
my favourite place in Gravity Falls

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Everything I know I learned right here

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A frog told me how to cross a street

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When my house was haunted,

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I learned how to eat ghosts

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And this thing taught me how to dance

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I've been jigging for 7 days straight!

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Soos?

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Let him have this

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Congratulations!

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You win!

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Oh! Watch out!

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Ooh, cutscene

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Dr. Karate, you killed my father

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Dr. Karate, you killed my father again!

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You take that baaack!

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Fight!

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Yeah yeah yeah! Go go!

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Our winner Rumble McSkirmish

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Winners don't lose!

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What? You cheated

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You'll take that baaack!

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Round 2

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I'm gonna punch them rough

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Fight!

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Let's gang up on them

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Wendy! What's up babe?

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Just putting up some flyers for my band

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I'm leading guitar. No biggie

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Are you wearing mascara?

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Um, it's eye-paint for men

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Robbie, Dipper was just showing me this great game

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Ah, yeah, sweet, sweet

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How's about you sit this one out, kid champ?

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But... We just started this round

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Hey, relax, man

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I'm just trying to spend a little time
with my girlfriend, all right?

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It'll just be one round

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Round 3. Fight!

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I'm going camping tomorrow with my dad,
so I won't be around

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Ah, cool, cool. Watch out!

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King me!

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It's not fair!

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She doesn't even know what we're playing!

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Go fish?

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Dude. I think I'm picking up
a radio station inside my head

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Try blinking to see if you can change the channel

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We-endy-y!

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Sounds like Robbie

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Robbie?

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Is he that jerky twerp I see making
goo-goo eyes at Wendy all the time?

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He called me big dude once. I mean,

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I am a big dude, but it kinda hurt

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Should I sick Waddles on him again?

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Easy, tiger!

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I'll handle it

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O-o-oh!

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Ha-ha, conflict

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Wendy, Wendy-Wendy, Wendy!

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Come on out, girl! Come on down!

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You realize she's not here, right?

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Pssh. Yes.

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What?

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She's out camping with her family today

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Maybe if you listened to her for once, you'd know that

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What was that?

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I just said she's not here

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No-no-no. You wanna get into it, huh?

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Who wants get into it, kid?

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You think I don't know what's been going on, huh?

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It's obvious, you've gotta thing for my girlfriend,

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Don't you? Don't you?

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What? No! Come on, man!

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Yeah. I'm sure she's just dying to ask out 12 year old kid

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who wears the exact same shorts every day

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Hey, here's an idea.

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Why don't I call her right now and see
if she wants to go out on a date with you

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Hey! Look! Don't... You don't have to!

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Don't, please, man!

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What are you gonna do, huh?

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What? What?

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My phone!

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I'll buy you a new one

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Oh no. You're not getting off that easy!

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Hey, I know a fight when I see one

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Stay right there!

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You, me, Circle Park, 3 o'clock

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We finish this!

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Oh, he's gone

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I was just gonna call the boys over to place a few bets

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The smart money's on skinny jeans

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What was I thinking? I can't fight!

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I've never been in a fight before

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Look at these noodle arms!

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Just bonk him over the head

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It's nature's snooze button

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Boys!

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Why can't you learn to hate each other in secret?

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Like girls do

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Sure, listen to your sister

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Maybe you can share dresses too

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Ha-ha-ha Boom!

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Maybe he'll just forget about it?

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Maybe it'll all blow over

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I don't know Dipper. Teenagers are dangerous

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Those hormones turn them into killing machines

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Really?

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Oh yeah dude. My cousin Reggie got in a fight with teen once

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The guy broke like...

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All his arms... All his legs...

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I think he killed him or something, I don't know

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Me and Reggie were just talking about it

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I can't stay here. What if Robbie comes back?

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I gotta hide!

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Look kid. You've got yourself a choice here

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You could either go face him like a man

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or you can hide indoors, like a wimp

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What will it be?

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Wimp it is

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Come on, Soos. Robbie is twice my size!

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I mean, what would getting myself killed accomplish?

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I just need to hide here until 3 o'clock passes

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This day will never end

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Relax, Dipper. Just try not to think about Robbie

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Girl, why you ackin' so cray-cray?

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"Why you ackin' so cray-cray" will be back in a moment

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Poor Dipper

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Hiding from Robbie, unable to face his fears

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Fears are for chumps. That's why I don't have any

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You want me to go get a ladder?

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— We don't have one
— What?

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You know, study shows that keeping a ladder inside the house

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is more dangerous than a loaded gun

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That's why I own ten guns:

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in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder

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Grunkle Stan! Why you ackin' so cray-cray?

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You're the one who's ackin' cray-cray!

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I gotta go now

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Why would Grunkle Stan be so weirded out by ladders?

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Of course!

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I think he has a secret fear of heights!

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We'll have to test him to be sure

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Or we could leave well enough alone

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Na-a-ah!

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I wonder what it's gonna be like
to go inside a video game for real

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I should have thought of this years ago!

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Stupid Robbie, such a jerk

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Round 4. Fight!

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K.O.

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Continue?

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A winner never runs away from a fight!

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That's easy for you to say

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You have more than one life!

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I wish one of these guys could fight Robbie for me

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"To unleash ultimate power?"

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I do like things that are ultimate

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Back, back, hold, forward, back, forward,
down, hold, quarter, circle forward, triple punch!

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I guess it didn't work

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Uh... Soos?

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Select your character!

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Uh... Rumble McSkirmish?

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You're real?

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High five!

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Ow! Your pixels are really sharp!

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Greetings child boy!

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I'm Rumble McSkirmish from a USA!

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Punch Kick Punch Kick!

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Ow! Cool!

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Change machine! Change me into a powerful wolf!

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With Rumble around Robbie will be so scared
I won't even need to fight him

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I've got the world's greatest fighter to be my bodyguard!

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I need power-ups!

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This is so amazing! I've got to show Soos!

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Soos?

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Help! I'm trapped in a game!

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It was cool in theory but in practice it was really boring

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It's not just a game anymore

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Alright Waddles. It's time to begin

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Operation Get Stan Over His Fear Of Heights!

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I came up with that name

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Happy Great Uncle's Day!

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There's a Great Uncle's Day?

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Of course it's not a day I've made up

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High heels! You shouldn't have

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Seriously. What... What is this?

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What's wrong?

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Are you saying these heels are too high?

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Do they make you uncomfortable?

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— Maybe
— Admit it! Admit you have a fear of heights!

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What? That's why you bought me these?

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You should be ashamed of youself!

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And on Great Uncle's Day no less!

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But no, I don't have a fear of heights

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We now return to world's most terrifying skydiving!

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Turn if off!

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So I have a fear of heights

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Is that really so cray-cray?

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We don't have any traditional power-ups

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Turkey legs, pizza boxes or golden rings

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How about half a taco?

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Place it on the floor

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I wish I could do that!

203
00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:08,760
Now I must defeat the world's greatest fight fighters!

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Take me to the Soviet Union!

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00:10:10,970 --> 00:10:13,230
That's gonna be tough. For a number of reasons

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But I do know a fighter here in Gravity Falls

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Maximum power?

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His name is Robbie V. and he's kinda my archenemy

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Did he kill your father?

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00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:25,480
Well, he's dating the girl I like

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and he posts a really annoying amount of status updates

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And then he killed your father!

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Uh, sure

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Anyway, I was hoping you could scare him off for me,

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so I don't have to fight the guy?

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Ha-ha-ha! Your question makes my shoulders bounce!

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Fireball! Uppercut! Downercut! Bowl of punch!

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So you'll protect me from Robbie?

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Challenge accepted! Press Start!

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Oh-oh. I think I hear my uncle

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Stay perfectly still

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I said stay still

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This is as still as I can stay

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How I'm gonna get Grunkle Stan over his fear of heights?

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Hey Mable. Have you met Rumble yet?

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He's my new bodyguard

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The child gave me a taco!

228
00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:13,550
Wow! He's got a crazy voice!

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Here, say these words

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Effervescent!

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Applefritter!

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Riboflavin!

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Mabel, he's not a toy, he's a fighting machine

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I'm gonna get him to defend me from Robbie

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Isn't that kinda like cheating?

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I guess so

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Well, I'll see you after the fight

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Poop! Poppenbuts!

239
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Tell me my opponent's special moves

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Don't worry. As soon as he sees you,
he's gonna wet his pants

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His wet pants will be no match for this!

242
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,780
Woah! Where did that come from?

243
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I punched an oil drum!

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Trust me, you won't need that. Just give him a good scare

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Yes!

246
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With this!

247
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This street has really dangerous litter

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Hey Grunkle Stan!

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How would you like to go take a walk

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nowhere in particular while wearing a blindfold?

251
00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,510
Huh! Beats just sitting around being old

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Wait a minute!

253
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You're not planning on taking me
somewhere super high up, are you?

254
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Grunkle Stan! I would never!

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Scout's honour!

256
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All right. Let's go

257
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Hee-hee-hee

258
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Well-well-well, look who decided to show up

259
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I thought you chickened out

260
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You ready to settle this like men?

261
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Look dude, I don't think you wanna fight me

262
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Let's just call this thing off before someone gets hurt

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You're scared, huh? Is that it?

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Ok dude. You asked for it

265
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Who's your friend? And why is he blurry?

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This happens to be the greatest warrior that ever lived

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Yeah, right. Hey eyepatch, what have the kid promised you

268
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more tate for your forearms?

269
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,470
How can you laugh when you killed this boy's father?

270
00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:03,220
Wait, what?

271
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,490
I'm giving you one last chance: back down,

272
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or this guy is gonna go nuts

273
00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:08,870
How about you back down, kid!

274
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,060
You asked for it. Rumble, go!

275
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:14,320
What the?

276
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,570
Wha... What is happening?

277
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,520
I didn't want to do this, man, but you gave me no choice

278
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,230
Maybe now you won't mess with me

279
00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:25,940
Woah! Rumble, you can stop! I think Robbie's had enough!

280
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,570
Rumble Throw!

281
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,810
Stop! I said stop!

282
00:13:32,670 --> 00:13:34,670
What the? That guy is crazy!

283
00:13:35,870 --> 00:13:36,530
Fireball!

284
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,090
What the heck was that?

285
00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:42,880
You're only supposed to scare him, you almost killed him!

286
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,360
I will not rest until the man who dishonoured you

287
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,260
is DESTROYED!

288
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Punch!

289
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,060
This isn't good

290
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,060
Something told me this would be his first stop

291
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Chill out man!

292
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,300
Please, Rumble, you gotta stop!

293
00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,210
Rumble, wait!

294
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,280
Punch-punch-punch!

295
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,340
You don't have to do this

296
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,680
At least pace yourself

297
00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:29,850
You might get a cramp

298
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,000
I love you dad!

299
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:42,220
Oh! My car!

300
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:44,700
We'll just buy another one

301
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,530
I love being rich

302
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:50,830
All you can hit!

303
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:56,570
Hi dude!

304
00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:58,230
Soos! Where have you been?

305
00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,710
Long story, man.

306
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,440
Dude, did you see that video game guy
destroying everything in sight?

307
00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:04,020
That's crazy!

308
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:08,070
Yeah, I kinda sorta brought him to life to be my bodyguard

309
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,750
But now I have to stop him before he kills Robbie!

310
00:15:11,530 --> 00:15:13,460
You need an amiable sidekick with a pickup truck?

311
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,120
You know I do!

312
00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:22,810
Take off your blindfold NOW!

313
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,000
Yeah, that's pretty much what I was expecting

314
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,060
You're doing better than I thought!

315
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,840
Now look over the handrail

316
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Nope

317
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,500
Hey, do you smell anger and hormones?

318
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,550
Finally, I'm safe

319
00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:43,420
Hey, Robbie, get your own water tower!

320
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,680
Shh, keep it down, he'll find us!

321
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,110
Challenger sighted!

322
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,740
On to save the day, dude

323
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:55,920
You can hide, but you cannot hide!

324
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,070
Rumble, this has to stop, please, listen to me!

325
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Kick!

326
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,010
What was that?

327
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:03,890
Oh boy

328
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:06,510
We're safe, right?

329
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,440
Of course not! This thing is on stills!

330
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,560
High, high up!

331
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:11,440
Punch!

332
00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:17,280
Finish him!

333
00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:19,590
No no no! Don't! Don't finish me!

334
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,240
Rumble!

335
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,230
Rumble, I have something to tell you

336
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:30,340
Robbie...

337
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,720
Robbie didn't kill my father

338
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,540
Then who did?

339
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:35,180
What?

340
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:37,420
No one did, I lied to you

341
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,550
Then you're actually a...

342
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,400
bad guy!

343
00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,410
I guess I kinda am...

344
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,500
My entire journey —

345
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:51,840
A lie. My honour has been insulted

346
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,360
Sensei warned me not to join the path of evil

347
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,800
The boy has led me astray from my teachings

348
00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:01,340
If Robbie V. is not the last stage,

349
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:02,670
then it must be...

350
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,970
YOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

351
00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:07,670
Dude!

352
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,460
Don't fight him, man

353
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,190
That guy's got like the black belt
wrapped around his black belt

354
00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:13,180
You could get killed

355
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,010
I have to

356
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,190
I started all this, and I've got to at least try to stop it

357
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,240
You're sure you wouldn't rather hide like a wimp?

358
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,010
Fight like a man it is

359
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:26,990
Ready!

360
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,770
Fight!

361
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,920
Fireball and lightning ball through

362
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:42,680
Fire!

363
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,110
Ha ha ha! You fight like a girl!

364
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,500
Who was also a baby!

365
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:04,850
Oh no

366
00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:10,070
That was worth a shot

367
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:18,730
No. I have no looking up

368
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,690
animation!

369
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,320
What should I do? Roll him up and put him on my wall?

370
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,280
Dude! We should rock paper scissors for him

371
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:35,510
FIST PUNCH RAIN!

372
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,470
Never underestimate that I have punches!

373
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:03,860
COMBO!

374
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:13,740
You sir truly are the champion of champions

375
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,580
Rumble wins!

376
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,050
Winners don't lose!

377
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,400
I wouldn't be too sure about that, man

378
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,080
Game Over!

379
00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:26,320
What? No! No!

380
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,330
Noooooooo!

381
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:31,800
Game over, old friend

382
00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:39,300
Ha-ha, nice one, dude

383
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:42,960
I'm sorry, Grunkle Stan

384
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,050
I thought this would help but I was wrong

385
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,600
So wrong!

386
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,550
I... I survived!

387
00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:50,900
I survived and I feel great!

388
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,730
Wait. Let me do a cocky dance just to be sure

389
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,370
Ha-ha! Deal with it, world!

390
00:19:58,570 --> 00:20:01,070
Stan Pines is cured of his fear of heights!

391
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:03,240
— You're coming kid?
— Uh-huh

392
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:05,760
What's the matter? You've got a fear of heights now?

393
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,100
Oh-oh

394
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,600
What? Who was that guy?

395
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:15,450
Why is it that whenever you're around,

396
00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:17,680
there's always ghosts and monsters and whatever?

397
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,900
I don't know, man

398
00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:21,790
That guy almost broke my neck.
You know how mad I am right now?

399
00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:24,650
So I guess you and I have to fight now, huh

400
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,200
Go ahead, man. Do your worst.

401
00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:28,740
I just wanna get this over with

402
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,920
Oh man, I'm so gonna enjoy this

403
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,720
— Aren't you gonna run?
— Nope

404
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,590
Are you sure?

405
00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:44,250
Pfft. It's not ever worth it

406
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,730
Playing lead guitar, so I'm gonna save my hands

407
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,390
Hey guys, I heard some crazy screaming out here

408
00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:50,830
— Wendy?
— Wendy? You're back!

409
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,680
Yeah, man. Oh. What the heck happened here?

410
00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:55,260
Freak tornado or something?

411
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:58,110
Uhh... Well...

412
00:20:58,310 --> 00:20:59,920
And why are your faces all jacked up?

413
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,820
You guys weren't fighting each other, were you?

414
00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:03,370
I hate it when guys fight

415
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,720
No, fighting? No, why would we? Never!

416
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:11,070
We actually fell down trying to stop
two other guys from fighting each other

417
00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:15,990
Cool. Really makes me happy to see my two boys hanging out

418
00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:17,570
I've got some unpacking to do

419
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:18,640
I'll text you guys later

420
00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:25,740
Did you hear that? She called my one of her two boys!

421
00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:27,460
She was looking at me though

422
00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:30,640
Look, Robbie. If we stay at each other's
throats, we'll both lose Wendy

423
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,720
We need to make a cold war pact

424
00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:34,720
Ok. What's that?

425
00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:37,300
We need to learn to just hate each other in silence

426
00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:38,500
You mean, like...

427
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,150
What girls do?

428
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,690
Yeah, exactly. What girls do

429
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,580
So then I told Thompson:

430
00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:47,700
"Hey! Save some for the rest of us!"

431
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,960
Good one, Wendy!

432
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,640
Oh, man. Just a second

433
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,550
So as I was saying

434
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,860
Yeah, I know, you're the best!

435
00:22:07,730 --> 00:22:10,440
I'm Dipper. I have shorts and determination!

436
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,010
It's-a me, a-Mabel!

437
00:22:13,670 --> 00:22:15,750
I'm slower, but I jump higher!

438
00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:17,640
Pick me or whatever

439
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:21,180
Yum-yum-yum-nom-nom-yum-yum

440
00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:25,500
Alas, 'twas not but a dream

441
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,090
Om-nom-nom-nom

442
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,150
Eating my friends

443
00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:32,050
Om-nom