1 00:00:02,408 --> 00:00:03,241 "Zombie attack"? 2 00:00:03,276 --> 00:00:04,409 Never works. They don't take orders. 3 00:00:04,444 --> 00:00:06,413 "Blood rain"? Ew. Mess up my suit. 4 00:00:06,447 --> 00:00:08,216 Ha. No, thank you. 5 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:10,554 "Demon caterpillars"? Snap! 6 00:00:10,588 --> 00:00:13,592 There must be a perfect way to exact vengeance on the Pines family. 7 00:00:13,626 --> 00:00:15,260 It's not enough to harm 'em. 8 00:00:15,294 --> 00:00:16,595 I need to take somethin' from 'em, 9 00:00:16,629 --> 00:00:19,433 Somethin' that will give me ultimate power. 10 00:00:19,468 --> 00:00:21,128 Wait, of course! 11 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,209 It's perfect. 12 00:00:26,413 --> 00:00:28,684 You've gone too far this time, Ducktective. 13 00:00:31,422 --> 00:00:34,592 Welcome to a world of mystery— 14 00:00:34,626 --> 00:00:36,261 Stan Pines? 15 00:00:36,296 --> 00:00:38,466 The tax collector! You found me! 16 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,635 Uhh! 17 00:00:44,309 --> 00:00:45,610 Which one of these is the trap door? 18 00:00:45,644 --> 00:00:47,578 Mr. Pines... 19 00:00:47,613 --> 00:00:50,315 I'm from the winninghouse coupon savers contest, 20 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:53,553 And you are our big winner! 21 00:00:55,699 --> 00:00:56,360 Heh? 22 00:00:56,483 --> 00:00:58,520 My one and only dream, 23 00:00:58,554 --> 00:01:01,495 Which was to possess money, has come true! 24 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:03,366 We're rich! I'm gonna get a butler! 25 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,767 I'm gonna buy a talking horse! 26 00:01:04,802 --> 00:01:06,536 Just sign here for the money. 27 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:07,537 You bet! 28 00:01:07,571 --> 00:01:09,405 Uhh! Ha! 29 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,740 Stanford, you fool! 30 00:01:10,775 --> 00:01:15,679 You just signed over the mystery shack to widdle ol' me! 31 00:01:15,713 --> 00:01:17,414 Achacha cha cha 32 00:01:17,449 --> 00:01:18,682 liddle ol' me. 33 00:01:18,717 --> 00:01:21,585 Ah, might wanna take another look there. 34 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:24,656 "The shack is hereby signed over to... 35 00:01:24,690 --> 00:01:27,358 Suck a lemon, little man." 36 00:01:27,392 --> 00:01:28,592 Ahhh ha-ha-ha! 37 00:01:28,627 --> 00:01:30,628 Uhh! How dare you! 38 00:01:31,663 --> 00:01:34,498 I am not a threat to be taken lightly! 39 00:01:34,532 --> 00:01:35,700 Unh unh! 40 00:01:35,734 --> 00:01:38,771 Come here, hon, I need your arms. 41 00:01:38,805 --> 00:01:40,807 I'll get you, Stanford Pines. 42 00:01:46,408 --> 00:01:47,542 Yeah, okay. Yeah, all right. 43 00:01:47,576 --> 00:01:49,379 Should be fun. My favorite part's the theme song. 44 00:02:31,328 --> 00:02:33,852 Little guy to black space nine. 45 00:02:33,852 --> 00:02:35,653 It's a "Pawn," That's not your color, 46 00:02:35,687 --> 00:02:37,753 And stop stealing the tiny horses. 47 00:02:37,788 --> 00:02:39,654 They like it better in here. 48 00:02:39,689 --> 00:02:40,723 Don't you, babies? 49 00:02:42,426 --> 00:02:44,427 And... Checkmate! 50 00:02:44,462 --> 00:02:46,563 What? Boo! 51 00:02:46,597 --> 00:02:49,533 Ohh! Dipper wins again! 52 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:51,403 Yo, Mabel, can you pass me that brain in the jar? 53 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:52,804 The lady one. I got it. 54 00:02:52,838 --> 00:02:54,570 Thanks, but Mabel's taller. 55 00:02:54,605 --> 00:02:55,737 What? No, she's not. 56 00:02:55,772 --> 00:02:57,738 We're the same height. We've always been. 57 00:02:57,773 --> 00:02:59,541 Better check again, dude. 58 00:03:05,815 --> 00:03:09,317 Yup. She's got exactly one millimeter on you. 59 00:03:09,351 --> 00:03:10,385 What? Whoa... 60 00:03:10,419 --> 00:03:11,686 Don't you see what's happening, Dipper? 61 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,788 This millimeter is just the beginning. 62 00:03:13,822 --> 00:03:16,725 I'm evolving into the superior sibling. 63 00:03:16,759 --> 00:03:17,759 Bigger... 64 00:03:17,793 --> 00:03:19,460 Stronger... 65 00:03:19,494 --> 00:03:20,661 Like some kind of alpha twin. 66 00:03:20,695 --> 00:03:23,630 Alpha twin! Alpha twin! 67 00:03:23,665 --> 00:03:26,366 C'mon, guys, nobody even uses millimeters. 68 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,368 It only makes you taller than me in Canada. 69 00:03:28,402 --> 00:03:30,537 You know, Dipper, I've always wanted a little brother. 70 00:03:30,571 --> 00:03:32,473 Who knew I already had one! 71 00:03:32,508 --> 00:03:34,577 Hahaha! Yeah! 72 00:03:34,612 --> 00:03:36,546 I was awoken by the sound of mockery. 73 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:37,546 Where is it? 74 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:38,779 Show me the object of ridicule! 75 00:03:38,813 --> 00:03:41,644 I'm taller than Dipper. By one millimeter! 76 00:03:41,678 --> 00:03:44,346 Hey, hey. Don't get... Short with your sister. 77 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:45,480 Hahahahah! 78 00:03:45,515 --> 00:03:46,515 Now, Grunkle Stan... 79 00:03:46,549 --> 00:03:48,817 I hope you don't think... Little of him! 80 00:03:48,851 --> 00:03:51,386 Haha! Yeah! And, and, uh... 81 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:52,387 He's short! 82 00:03:52,421 --> 00:03:53,520 Hahahaha! Hahahaha! 83 00:03:53,555 --> 00:03:55,454 Dudes, maybe you should lay off a tiny bit. 84 00:03:55,488 --> 00:03:58,387 Hah! "Tiny!" Soos is in on it now! 85 00:03:58,422 --> 00:04:00,556 Ahahahahahhaha! Ahahahahahhaha! 86 00:04:00,590 --> 00:04:02,291 No, I didn't mean that. 87 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,359 Dipper will forget. 88 00:04:03,393 --> 00:04:05,526 He's got a—3-2-1... 89 00:04:05,561 --> 00:04:06,627 Short-term memory! 90 00:04:06,662 --> 00:04:07,628 Hahah! Hahah! 91 00:04:07,663 --> 00:04:10,331 Pow! We are on fire! 92 00:04:11,366 --> 00:04:12,733 Ow... Ooh... That's... Aww... 93 00:04:12,768 --> 00:04:14,702 I high-five hard. 94 00:04:15,738 --> 00:04:17,440 Ugh... Stupid Mabel. 95 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:18,708 I'm not short! 96 00:04:19,743 --> 00:04:22,610 Unh. Unh. Oh, come on! 97 00:04:22,644 --> 00:04:24,478 Unh. Unh. 98 00:04:24,512 --> 00:04:27,580 There's gotta be some way to get taller. 99 00:04:27,614 --> 00:04:30,383 Let's see... 100 00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:33,720 "Legends of miniature buffalo and giant squirrels 101 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:34,490 "Have led me to believe 102 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,725 "There are height-altering properties 103 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:38,529 hidden deep within the forest." 104 00:04:38,564 --> 00:04:39,529 Hmm... 105 00:04:39,564 --> 00:04:40,696 Unh! Whoa! 106 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:43,365 Ohh ow ow oh ow ow. 107 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,700 Ugh. 108 00:04:44,735 --> 00:04:46,602 Ohh. 109 00:04:50,609 --> 00:04:51,577 Whoa. 110 00:04:58,416 --> 00:04:59,381 Huh? 111 00:04:59,415 --> 00:05:01,380 huh! 112 00:05:01,414 --> 00:05:04,549 Is that mountain lion tiny or just far away in perspective? 113 00:05:05,784 --> 00:05:08,487 Perspective! Perspective! Aah! 114 00:05:10,358 --> 00:05:13,660 Oof! Hahaha! 115 00:05:15,664 --> 00:05:17,533 It still hurts, but less! 116 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,476 Whoa. 117 00:05:30,686 --> 00:05:31,652 What the heck. 118 00:05:34,824 --> 00:05:36,456 Unh. 119 00:05:44,563 --> 00:05:45,529 Smaller. 120 00:05:48,664 --> 00:05:49,629 Bigger. 121 00:05:51,565 --> 00:05:52,698 Too big! 122 00:05:52,732 --> 00:05:54,533 I've been buying big clothes. 123 00:05:54,568 --> 00:05:55,768 I'll grow into them. 124 00:05:55,802 --> 00:05:58,638 Hey, guys. Notice anything different about me? 125 00:05:58,673 --> 00:06:00,542 Holy hot sauce! 126 00:06:00,576 --> 00:06:01,743 You've grown an extra millimeter! 127 00:06:01,777 --> 00:06:03,379 Wha-wha-whhaaat? 128 00:06:06,685 --> 00:06:08,753 What can I say, sis? Growth spurt. 129 00:06:08,788 --> 00:06:10,721 Eh, mine happened first. 130 00:06:10,756 --> 00:06:12,491 I'm gonna be taller in the end. 131 00:06:12,525 --> 00:06:13,693 It's science, Dipper. 132 00:06:13,727 --> 00:06:15,630 What? But we're the same height now. 133 00:06:15,665 --> 00:06:18,337 Alpha twin! Alpha twin! 134 00:06:18,371 --> 00:06:19,706 Oh, yeah? 135 00:06:19,741 --> 00:06:20,960 Something tells me I've 136 00:06:20,961 --> 00:06:23,347 got another growth spurt coming on right now. 137 00:06:27,519 --> 00:06:29,355 Give it up, Dipper. 138 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,594 What happened! 139 00:06:32,628 --> 00:06:34,566 You know... Puberty and stuff. 140 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,404 It doesn't make any sense! 141 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:39,406 Just a second ago you were— wait a minute. 142 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,609 This is some kind of magicky thing, isn't it? 143 00:06:41,643 --> 00:06:43,413 Was it a wizard or something? 144 00:06:43,447 --> 00:06:44,682 There's a wizard in this closet, 145 00:06:44,716 --> 00:06:47,421 Isn't there? Isn't there? What? No! 146 00:06:47,455 --> 00:06:49,723 You're telling me there is not a wizard in this closet? 147 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:52,829 You're telling me that if I open this door right now— 148 00:06:52,863 --> 00:06:53,832 Fine! Open it! 149 00:06:56,871 --> 00:07:00,603 An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper? 150 00:07:01,739 --> 00:07:03,741 Oy. You. 151 00:07:03,776 --> 00:07:06,747 Howdy, Stanford! Listen closely. 152 00:07:06,782 --> 00:07:11,386 Inside this jar, I have 1,000 cursed Egyptian super termites. 153 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:12,752 Hand over the deed to your property 154 00:07:12,787 --> 00:07:14,620 Or I'll smash this jar with a bat 155 00:07:14,655 --> 00:07:17,625 And they'll devour the shack with you inside. 156 00:07:17,659 --> 00:07:19,728 Hey, what's that? Huh? 157 00:07:19,762 --> 00:07:21,563 oh, no! 158 00:07:21,597 --> 00:07:23,595 Aaahh! Get it off! 159 00:07:23,629 --> 00:07:25,462 Ha ha ha! Hey, soos, get in here! 160 00:07:25,496 --> 00:07:26,729 I wanna take pictures of this! 161 00:07:26,764 --> 00:07:28,632 You may have won the battle, 162 00:07:28,666 --> 00:07:30,702 But mark my words, Stanford, 163 00:07:30,736 --> 00:07:34,373 Your family has a weak spot, and I'm gonna to find it. 164 00:07:34,407 --> 00:07:36,378 Aaughh! My hair! 165 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:38,383 Does he only respond to incantations? 166 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,419 Expecto wizarium! 167 00:07:40,453 --> 00:07:41,821 Wizzle... Wizar... 168 00:07:41,855 --> 00:07:43,390 It's not a wizard! 169 00:07:43,425 --> 00:07:45,561 I grew myself using this magic flashlight! 170 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,731 Let me see that thing! 171 00:07:47,766 --> 00:07:49,368 Auugh! 172 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,573 I'll be back for you later! 173 00:07:51,607 --> 00:07:52,842 Ahhh! Oof! 174 00:07:55,814 --> 00:07:56,781 Whoa! Huh? 175 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,354 Huh? Uhh. Huh? 176 00:08:05,358 --> 00:08:06,357 Aah! 177 00:08:06,392 --> 00:08:08,624 It's okay. It can shrink things, too. 178 00:08:08,658 --> 00:08:10,493 Normal-hand-karate-chop! 179 00:08:10,527 --> 00:08:11,494 Hey! 180 00:08:16,802 --> 00:08:19,337 Aaaaagh! 181 00:08:19,371 --> 00:08:20,805 Wha? 182 00:08:20,839 --> 00:08:21,806 Ohhh! 183 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,408 Hey, give it back! 184 00:08:23,443 --> 00:08:25,678 Whoa! Never! 185 00:08:27,816 --> 00:08:29,452 Curse the pines family! 186 00:08:29,486 --> 00:08:31,386 Curse stan! Curse dipper! 187 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:32,619 Curse... 188 00:08:32,654 --> 00:08:33,753 My, my, 189 00:08:33,787 --> 00:08:36,786 What delightful manner of doohickery is this? 190 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:39,389 Maybe he didn't see us use it 191 00:08:39,423 --> 00:08:40,757 And doesn't know it's a magic flashlight 192 00:08:40,791 --> 00:08:42,626 That can grow and shrink things. 193 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,562 Really? 194 00:08:44,597 --> 00:08:46,765 Click. Boop. Hoo hoo. 195 00:08:46,799 --> 00:08:48,565 No, no, no, no! 196 00:08:50,733 --> 00:08:52,665 Aah! Aah! 197 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:58,472 Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee. 198 00:09:06,106 --> 00:09:07,406 Friends, I wish I was a highway 199 00:09:07,441 --> 00:09:09,408 so I could have the honor of being rode upon 200 00:09:09,442 --> 00:09:13,311 by automobiles as fine as these ones right ch'er. 201 00:09:14,544 --> 00:09:16,513 Engine possum at no extra charge. 202 00:09:16,547 --> 00:09:18,413 I want that thar car! 203 00:09:18,652 --> 00:09:20,456 Yeah, me, too! 204 00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:22,759 Say there, son, what's in the jar? 205 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:25,528 That's my widdle secret! 206 00:09:25,563 --> 00:09:27,463 Ahh! 207 00:09:28,699 --> 00:09:30,767 Mouth-breathing fools. 208 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:33,738 Mother. 209 00:09:42,781 --> 00:09:43,781 You two. 210 00:09:43,815 --> 00:09:45,750 What— what are you going to do with us? 211 00:09:45,784 --> 00:09:50,419 Why, Mabel, I wouldn't hurt a hair on your itty bitty head. 212 00:09:50,453 --> 00:09:52,556 If you agree to be my queen! 213 00:09:52,590 --> 00:09:54,358 We live in a democracy. 214 00:09:54,392 --> 00:09:55,458 And never! 215 00:09:55,492 --> 00:09:58,493 Maybe you'll change your mind after this. 216 00:09:58,527 --> 00:10:01,462 No! I will fight you until the day I... 217 00:10:01,496 --> 00:10:04,598 gummy koalas! 218 00:10:07,503 --> 00:10:09,504 As for you, boy... 219 00:10:09,539 --> 00:10:11,671 Tell me, 220 00:10:11,705 --> 00:10:14,407 How exactly did you come upon this magic item, hmm? 221 00:10:14,441 --> 00:10:15,741 Did somebody tell you about it? 222 00:10:15,776 --> 00:10:18,576 Did you read about it somewhere? 223 00:10:21,611 --> 00:10:23,376 Lean closer and I'll tell you. 224 00:10:23,411 --> 00:10:24,577 well, don't mind if I— 225 00:10:24,611 --> 00:10:26,614 aah! 226 00:10:28,386 --> 00:10:29,719 Grrr! 227 00:10:29,753 --> 00:10:31,719 I could squash you right now! 228 00:10:34,422 --> 00:10:36,556 Steel yourself, Gideon. 229 00:10:36,590 --> 00:10:38,458 You can use them. 230 00:10:38,492 --> 00:10:40,527 You can use them. 231 00:10:40,561 --> 00:10:43,693 Soos, this maze of mirrors is your best idea 232 00:10:43,728 --> 00:10:45,493 that I'm taking credit for yet! 233 00:10:45,527 --> 00:10:47,360 We're gonna make a fortune! 234 00:10:47,394 --> 00:10:49,829 My ears always been this big? 235 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,402 I'm comin'! 236 00:10:57,577 --> 00:10:59,382 One day... 237 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,617 Stanford Pines. 238 00:11:01,652 --> 00:11:04,719 Listen to me very closely, I have your niece and nephew. 239 00:11:04,754 --> 00:11:07,319 Hand over the deed to the mystery shack right now 240 00:11:07,353 --> 00:11:09,688 Or great harm will befall them. 241 00:11:09,723 --> 00:11:11,325 This is Gideon, by the way. 242 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:14,694 Oh, yeah. This has gotta be your worst plot yet. 243 00:11:14,728 --> 00:11:15,761 They're fine. 244 00:11:15,796 --> 00:11:18,330 I saw them playing in the yard minutes ago. 245 00:11:18,364 --> 00:11:19,531 I have them in my possession. 246 00:11:19,565 --> 00:11:20,498 You don't believe me? 247 00:11:20,532 --> 00:11:22,464 I will text you a photo. 248 00:11:22,499 --> 00:11:24,600 "Text" me a "photo"? 249 00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:25,801 Now you're not even speaking English. 250 00:11:25,836 --> 00:11:27,469 But— 251 00:11:27,504 --> 00:11:28,770 Hello? Hello? 252 00:11:28,805 --> 00:11:30,805 Gahhhh! 253 00:11:30,839 --> 00:11:32,404 Aah. 254 00:11:36,537 --> 00:11:38,504 What am I doing? 255 00:11:38,539 --> 00:11:41,674 I don't need ransom. I have this! 256 00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:45,610 I'll shrink Stan and take the shack for myself! 257 00:11:45,645 --> 00:11:47,545 You'll all be helpless to stop me. 258 00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:50,649 And if any of you step out of line... Smash! 259 00:11:54,718 --> 00:11:56,453 Gideon! 260 00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:58,788 The ice cream truck is here! 261 00:11:58,823 --> 00:12:02,360 Oh! Coming! Hehehe! 262 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,300 Guard them, cheekums. 263 00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:08,368 I'm coming! 264 00:12:16,513 --> 00:12:18,347 We got to get out of here and save Stan. 265 00:12:18,381 --> 00:12:19,415 I know! 266 00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:21,384 I will see you later. 267 00:12:21,419 --> 00:12:22,653 Ok, how are we going to do this? 268 00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:25,759 Gideon's got magic and like a zillion inches on us. 269 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:28,733 On the bright side, at least we're finally the same height again. 270 00:12:28,767 --> 00:12:30,601 Actually... 271 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:37,408 You're still taller? 272 00:12:37,442 --> 00:12:38,777 Argh! How did this happen? 273 00:12:38,811 --> 00:12:41,348 I guess it's another mystery. 274 00:12:41,382 --> 00:12:43,784 Just another reason we gotta get that flashlight back. 275 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,758 Cheekums, to freedom! 276 00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:52,527 To freedom! 277 00:12:53,662 --> 00:12:54,729 Ohh! 278 00:12:54,763 --> 00:12:57,466 You're just a big ol' dummy-dum! 279 00:12:58,701 --> 00:12:59,802 I have a plan. 280 00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:17,456 Clean me! 281 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:20,426 Father, could you give widdle ol' me 282 00:13:20,461 --> 00:13:22,397 a "wide" to the mystery shack? 283 00:13:22,431 --> 00:13:23,766 Ohhh, I'd love to, sugar pie, 284 00:13:23,801 --> 00:13:27,475 But I have a heck of a lot of cars to sell, I do. 285 00:13:28,511 --> 00:13:31,346 No, no! Don't tickle me! 286 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:32,648 No! 287 00:13:32,682 --> 00:13:35,550 Never! Never tickle me! 288 00:13:35,584 --> 00:13:36,550 What have I told you? 289 00:13:36,585 --> 00:13:37,718 What have I— look at me. 290 00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:38,786 What have I told you? 291 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:41,390 Tickling is no laughing matter. 292 00:13:41,424 --> 00:13:42,625 There we go. 293 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:44,363 Do you still need a ride? 294 00:13:44,397 --> 00:13:45,799 I'll just take the bus! 295 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,701 Raah! 296 00:13:47,736 --> 00:13:48,836 Hyah! 297 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,442 Precious memories. 298 00:13:52,477 --> 00:13:54,545 Just keep vacuuming... Just keep vacuuming. 299 00:13:54,579 --> 00:13:55,713 C'mon! Uhh. 300 00:14:03,389 --> 00:14:04,455 We need to get higher. 301 00:14:04,489 --> 00:14:06,721 Yeah, especially you 'cause you're short. 302 00:14:06,756 --> 00:14:08,389 Mabel! Up there. 303 00:14:11,562 --> 00:14:12,695 Uhh. Unh. 304 00:14:13,797 --> 00:14:15,699 What cute little thing are you off to, 305 00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:18,401 You cute little cutey-face? 306 00:14:18,435 --> 00:14:22,506 I'm going to annihilate my archenemy's entire family! 307 00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:25,345 Ohh! Okay! 308 00:14:25,379 --> 00:14:26,613 Yaayyy. 309 00:14:30,622 --> 00:14:31,721 He's heading to shrink Stan! 310 00:14:31,756 --> 00:14:33,789 Oh, flying discount dollar, 311 00:14:33,823 --> 00:14:36,660 If only you could fly us back to the mystery shack. 312 00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:38,530 Maybe it can. 313 00:14:40,568 --> 00:14:41,535 Oh! Oh! 314 00:14:45,673 --> 00:14:47,707 My sky-high prices! 315 00:14:47,742 --> 00:14:48,776 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 316 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:50,445 Down there! 317 00:14:50,479 --> 00:14:51,680 Uhh. Uhh. 318 00:14:51,714 --> 00:14:53,817 Yay! Whoo! 319 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,750 To the mystery shack! 320 00:14:56,783 --> 00:14:58,549 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 321 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,484 Yeah! Yeah! 322 00:15:03,522 --> 00:15:05,793 We're just in time. 323 00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:07,562 But how are we going to stop him? 324 00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:11,763 Aah! Shoo! Aah! Aah! Ow, ow. 325 00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:15,669 Leave that to Mabel! 326 00:15:19,641 --> 00:15:23,378 I'm comin' for ya, Stanford— ohh! 327 00:15:24,547 --> 00:15:26,515 I'm sorry, gummy friend! 328 00:15:26,549 --> 00:15:27,683 It's for the greater good. 329 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,486 Ow! One of those infernal gummy koalas 330 00:15:30,521 --> 00:15:31,721 Has gotten into my perfect hair! 331 00:15:31,755 --> 00:15:33,389 Ew! Aw! 332 00:15:33,424 --> 00:15:35,526 I can't defeat Stan looking like this! 333 00:15:37,464 --> 00:15:40,532 Unh. Whoo! Ha. Whoo-ee! 334 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,635 Quick. Get in front and I'll re-grow you. 335 00:15:42,669 --> 00:15:43,837 Okay— wait. 336 00:15:43,871 --> 00:15:46,409 You're gonna grow us back to the equal height, right? 337 00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:47,778 Dipper, that doesn't matter right now! 338 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:50,382 Well, if it doesn't matter, then why don't you just do it? 339 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,384 Aah! Why are you acting so weird? 340 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,455 Why can't you just accept that I'm a little bit taller than you? 341 00:15:55,489 --> 00:15:56,656 Oh, I'm acting weird? 342 00:15:56,691 --> 00:15:59,628 You're the one who keeps calling me names and stuff! 343 00:15:59,662 --> 00:16:01,597 Oh, what? You mean like little— 344 00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:02,597 Don't say it! 345 00:16:02,632 --> 00:16:04,332 Little Dipper. 346 00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:05,766 aah! 347 00:16:05,801 --> 00:16:08,368 I daresay you would have defeated me, 348 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,470 If it wasn't for your sibling bickering! 349 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:17,344 Aah! The shack is mine, stanford pines! 350 00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:18,779 No! 351 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,609 Well, well, Stanford, 352 00:16:22,609 --> 00:16:24,542 It appears I've finally gotten the best of— 353 00:16:24,576 --> 00:16:26,543 - Huh? - What? 354 00:16:26,577 --> 00:16:30,346 All right, something's definitely different here. 355 00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:31,348 Uhh! Ohh! 356 00:16:31,383 --> 00:16:33,353 Whoa! Whoa! 357 00:16:33,387 --> 00:16:34,522 Tell me where Stan is! 358 00:16:34,556 --> 00:16:36,527 Never! You'll never find Stan. 359 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,396 On the second door to the left down the hall. 360 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,599 Uh, wait, why did I say that? 361 00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:44,539 Stanford, I'm coming for ya! 362 00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:49,443 Pffft! 363 00:16:49,478 --> 00:16:52,276 I guess I kinda Soosed that one up, didn't I? 364 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,409 It's not your fault, soos. 365 00:16:53,444 --> 00:16:55,576 I'm the guy who put together that shrinking device. 366 00:16:55,611 --> 00:16:56,744 I guess it's just... 367 00:16:56,779 --> 00:16:59,616 You kept teasing me, Mabel. Like, all day. 368 00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:01,286 What was that all about? 369 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,656 I guess it's that... 370 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,426 You're better than me at like everything. 371 00:17:06,461 --> 00:17:08,663 And you always rub it in my face. 372 00:17:08,697 --> 00:17:12,503 Chess, checkers, ping pong. 373 00:17:12,537 --> 00:17:17,543 I guess I finally felt like I was winning at something for once. 374 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,645 Aw, man, now I feel like a big jerk. 375 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,514 Don't you mean... A little jerk? 376 00:17:23,548 --> 00:17:24,515 Ohh! 377 00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:27,621 All right, I walked into that one. 378 00:17:27,656 --> 00:17:28,690 Are we cool? 379 00:17:28,725 --> 00:17:30,294 We're cool. 380 00:17:30,328 --> 00:17:31,330 Am I cool? 381 00:17:31,364 --> 00:17:32,466 You're cool, soos. 382 00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:33,536 Yes! 383 00:17:36,841 --> 00:17:38,374 Stanford! 384 00:17:38,408 --> 00:17:39,709 Oh, hi, Gideon! 385 00:17:39,744 --> 00:17:42,445 I've been looking for someone to try out my new mirror maze. 386 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,478 Then again, you're an idiot. 387 00:17:44,512 --> 00:17:46,380 That's the end of the sentence. 388 00:17:46,414 --> 00:17:47,515 You come back here! 389 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:50,453 Try and find me, twerp. Ha ha ha! 390 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,619 Unh! 391 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,321 Let's get that flashlight before Gideon gets Stan. 392 00:17:55,356 --> 00:17:58,425 There it is! 393 00:18:01,594 --> 00:18:05,230 Whoa, his hair's so shiny. 394 00:18:05,264 --> 00:18:07,265 No! Don't look directly at it! 395 00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:09,300 This neck is really squishy. 396 00:18:09,334 --> 00:18:11,399 Hey, look! I'm making fat angels! 397 00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,268 Ew! Termites! 398 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:17,540 Tell my story! 399 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:18,541 Ohh. 400 00:18:19,676 --> 00:18:22,245 Hey, there you are! 401 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,582 Thought you could get away from me, eh, corn chip? 402 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,729 Ehhhh! Oh! Oh! 403 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:38,262 Aah! Uhh! 404 00:18:40,529 --> 00:18:42,562 Ah ha ha ha! 405 00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:44,263 No! 406 00:18:44,298 --> 00:18:45,598 Hey, watch the merchandise! 407 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,536 You little troll! 408 00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:56,305 These mirrors cost me ten— 409 00:18:56,339 --> 00:18:58,606 I mean, uh, twenty— five— five hundred— 410 00:18:58,641 --> 00:18:59,740 Five hundred dollars each. 411 00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:01,441 And you're paying for all of 'em! 412 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:02,508 Au contraire, 413 00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,376 It'll be you who pays. 414 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,509 Grunkle Stan is doomed! 415 00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:07,984 Not completely doomed! To his armpit! 416 00:19:07,984 --> 00:19:08,950 Uh-uh. 417 00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:10,785 Just... Unh, c'mon! 418 00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:13,154 Whoa, what is that thing? 419 00:19:13,189 --> 00:19:17,026 Finally, after all these years, after every humiliation! 420 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:20,129 Your business, your family, everything will finally be mine! 421 00:19:20,163 --> 00:19:22,063 You have no one to protect you now! 422 00:19:22,098 --> 00:19:25,763 Prepare for the wrath of Gideon glee... 423 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,063 Gideon glee.. 424 00:19:31,165 --> 00:19:34,733 Uh, I don't even know how to respond to this. 425 00:19:34,768 --> 00:19:35,934 Hee hee, no! 426 00:19:35,969 --> 00:19:37,803 stop it! 427 00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:39,038 Look, uh, kid. 428 00:19:39,072 --> 00:19:41,106 I think this rivalry thing is getting to you. 429 00:19:41,141 --> 00:19:42,841 Ha. I understand. 430 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,976 I mean, I'm a formidable foe, what can I say. 431 00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:48,111 No—ah hahahahah! 432 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,176 Hey, now. Come on. 433 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:50,976 You'll get me one of these days. 434 00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:52,843 Maybe, you know, run your evil plan 435 00:19:52,877 --> 00:19:54,878 by some friends next time, huh? 436 00:19:54,912 --> 00:19:55,979 Workshop it. 437 00:19:56,013 --> 00:19:58,883 But first get your issues in order there. 438 00:20:01,854 --> 00:20:03,922 Get... Up, up. 439 00:20:03,956 --> 00:20:05,856 Over the carpet, there we go. 440 00:20:05,891 --> 00:20:07,023 Uhh. Around the end table, 441 00:20:07,057 --> 00:20:08,723 And, uh, out the door. 442 00:20:08,757 --> 00:20:09,891 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! 443 00:20:11,194 --> 00:20:13,761 My light... 444 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,763 You're the light of my life, too, pal. 445 00:20:16,797 --> 00:20:18,733 Whoo! Freak show. 446 00:20:21,203 --> 00:20:22,837 After you. 447 00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:25,975 It's okay. You can go first if you want— whoa! 448 00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:35,948 Hey! You let me keep my extra millimeter. 449 00:20:35,982 --> 00:20:36,950 You earned it. 450 00:20:36,984 --> 00:20:39,188 Ah, thanks, "Little brother"-- 451 00:20:39,222 --> 00:20:40,223 Stop it. 452 00:20:40,257 --> 00:20:42,226 I guess we should destroy this thing. 453 00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:46,097 You know, so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands and junk. 454 00:20:46,132 --> 00:20:48,869 Seems like the smart thing to do. 455 00:20:48,903 --> 00:20:49,905 Unh! 456 00:20:49,939 --> 00:20:51,909 Die, die! 457 00:20:51,943 --> 00:20:54,080 There you dudes are! 458 00:20:54,115 --> 00:20:56,182 I been tryin' to get your attention! 459 00:20:58,085 --> 00:20:59,784 Glue. Lots of glue. 460 00:21:00,408 --> 00:21:04,050 Oh, son, don't you mind that Stanford Pines. 461 00:21:04,084 --> 00:21:06,787 You'll get your revenge one of these days. 462 00:21:06,821 --> 00:21:09,156 No! It's not just about revenge! 463 00:21:09,191 --> 00:21:12,791 I want that shack. The physical building. 464 00:21:12,826 --> 00:21:13,959 But why? 465 00:21:13,994 --> 00:21:18,831 Because it holds a secret you couldn't possibly imagine. 466 00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:22,001 Uh, sweetie, you want some ice cream? 467 00:21:22,036 --> 00:21:23,736 Did you pick out all the nuts? 468 00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:24,736 Mm-hmm. 469 00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:25,737 Ah! 470 00:21:29,107 --> 00:21:30,106 Lil' more? 471 00:21:32,809 --> 00:21:34,110 That's good. 472 00:21:36,247 --> 00:21:38,147 Mr. Pines, 473 00:21:38,181 --> 00:21:40,150 I'm from the winninghouse coupon savers contest 474 00:21:40,184 --> 00:21:42,954 And you are our big winner! 475 00:21:44,992 --> 00:21:47,895 I guess we'll have to give the prize to our runner-up winner... 476 00:21:47,929 --> 00:21:49,996 Fiddleford H. McGucket? 477 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,825 How would you like ten million dollars? 478 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:57,796 It's my dream come true! 479 00:21:57,830 --> 00:21:58,830 Hahaha! 480 00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:02,801 Cross this town off our list.