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Here we are.
The Summerween superstore.

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- Wait. Summer what?
- Summerween!

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The people of this town
love Halloween so much,

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they celebrate it twice a year.

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And wouldn't you know it, it's today!

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Do you always carry that
calendar in your pocket?

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- Yes.
- Summerween?

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Something about this
feels unnatural.

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There's free candy.

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To the costume aisle!

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I'd lend you a hand,
but I don't seem to have any!

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This guy tells it like it is.

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Sir? Could please
stop pushing that?

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Ma'am, make these heads less
hilarious and you got yourself a deal.

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When the children come
to my door tonight,

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they're gonna run away screaming

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from Stan Pines,
master of fright!

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Boo!

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Uh-oh.
I think this one's leaking!

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Have the police come and eject
the Pines family from the store.

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Not today!

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My eyes!

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You paid for this stuff, right?

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Of course!

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I hate Summerween.

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Let's move!

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I am so excited!

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We're gonna have the best
costumes, get the most candy…

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And have the biggest
stomach aches ever!

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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Dude, I've never seen
you guys so pumped!

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Well, back at home,

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me and Dipper were kind of the
kings of trick-or-treating.

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Twins in costumes,
the people eat it up.

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Well, you dudes better
be careful out there.

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It's a night of
ghouls and goblins.

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Not to mention…
The Summerween trickster!

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The summer what, what-what?

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The trickster goes door to
door, so the legend goes,

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eating children who lack
the Summerween spirit.

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Well, you don't have to worry about us.
We've got spirit to go around.

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Oh, what is this stuff?
I've never even heard of these brands.

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Sand Pop? Gummy Chairs?
Mr. Adequate-Bar?

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This is all cheap-o loser candy!

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Quiet your discontent, children,
lest the trickster overhear.

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Your cape is caught in your fly, Soos.

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Touche.

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Goodbye, loser candy.

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Trick or treaters! Quick!
Give them that terrible candy!

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Happy Summerw…

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- 'Sup, squirt?
- Hey, Dipper!

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Wendy! Ha-ha-ha. Ow.

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What's up, guys?

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Ugh.
I left my jacket here, again.

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Hey, what's with the candy?

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You going trick-or-treating
or something?

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Well, actually, I… Uh…

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Shut up, Robbie, of course he's
not going trick-or-treating.

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No, yeah. Uh…

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Trick-or-treating is for babies!
I guess…

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You should come to
this party with us.

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Tambry's parents are out of town

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and it's gonna be off the chain.

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Not surprised you
didn't hear about it.

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Hey, guys, wait!
Maybe I'll see you at the party!

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If you're not too
busy playing dress-up.

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It's at 9:00! Don't forget!

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What am I gonna tell Mabel?

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Grunkle Stan,
these are my best friends,

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Candy and Grenda!

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I am so sweet I
could eat myself.

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Hello, Mr. Pines.

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You got a cold, honey?

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Something wrong with
your voice there?

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What do you mean?
Why would you say that?

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Is Waddles coming with us?

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I wish he could,
but he's got some

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very important
meetings to attend.

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File these documents under
"I," for "I have a curly tail!"

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What about your brother?

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Oh, man, guys, just wait until
you see Dipper's costume!

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It's amazing! Here he comes now!

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That is a very good
Dipper costume.

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What the hey-hey, bro-bro?
Where's your costume?

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Look, I can't go trick-or-treating.
I'm, uh, really sick!

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Must have been that bad candy.
You go on without me.

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Fight through it, man!
Where's your Summerween spirit?

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Trick or treat!

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Dude. Really? You're a little
old for this, man. Sorry.

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But wait, I…

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Why'd you close the door?

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I told you, Mabel.

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I'm just not feeling it tonight.

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I think a little trick-or-treating
will make you feel better.

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I'm not trick-or-treating!

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Look, man,
just go to another house!

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Dipper! Where's your
Summerween hospitality?

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- I'm not getting that.
- Well, I am!

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I apologize for my brother.

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He came down with a case
of the grumpy-grumps.

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Silence! You have insulted me!

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And for this you must pay,
with your lives!

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Oh! What a cute little mask!
You're a funny guy, aren't you?

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Funny, am I?

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Trick or treat!
My name is Gorney!

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Ahhh!

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Remember me!

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Gorney!

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There's only one way for
you to avoid his fate.

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I need a treat.

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If you can collect
500 pieces of candy

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and bring it to me before the
last Jack-o'-melon goes out,

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I will let you live.

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500 treats in one night?
That's impossible!

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The choice is yours, children.

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You must trick or treat…

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Or die!

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Oh, my gosh, Mabel,
do you know what this means?

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I do.

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It means you have to come
trick-or-treating! Yay!

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Who was that guy?

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It's the legend Soos told us about!
It's true!

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What do we do? What do we do?

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What's going on out here, dudes?
I heard a ruckus.

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That's a funny word, ruckus.

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Soos! A monster is making us trick
or treat, or else he's gonna eat us!

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I got a picture…

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The Summerween trickster!
Oh, man, dude!

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You guys are in crazy
bonkers trouble!

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How are we gonna get that
much candy in one night?

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There's no way!

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Listen up, people!

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Now, some might say

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that being cursed
by a bloodthirsty

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holiday monster is a bad thing.

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I wet myself.

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But that monster messed
with the wrong crew!

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With Candy's spirit,
Grenda's strength,

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Dipper's brains, And Soos here,

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we'll get 500 pieces of candy,
and have fun doing it, too!

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Even if it takes all night!

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- Yeah!
- Awesome!

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- Trick or treat!
- Trick or treat!

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To the streets!

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All night? But I'm sick, remember?

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Dipper, what's worse?

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Getting eaten by a
horrifying monster

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or going trick-or-treating
with us!

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- Well…
- Come on!

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Ahhh!

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Ah. Summerween.

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Those kids aren't gonna
know what hit 'em!

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Trick or treat!

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What can I do for… Oh, no! No!

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Huh?

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Can we have candy now?

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What's the matter with you kids?

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That was the scariest thing
you've ever seen, right?

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Well, have you seen this?

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Guts! Real, very real guts!

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Uh… we've been
watching horror movies

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since we were,
like, two years old.

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Yeah, we're not scared.

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Oh, you will be.

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You will be.

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Trick or treat!

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For glory, my children! Charge!

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You make a great me!

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No, you make a great me!

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No, you do.

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I don't understand
why we can't just

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buy our candy and
be done with it.

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That sort of takes the fun out
of "trick-or-treat or die."

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I'm trying to take the "die"
out of "trick-or-treat or die."

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Trick or treat!

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Well,
aren't you just the cutest.

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And is everyone in costume?
Oh, good! Wonderful!

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Happy Summerween!

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Trick or treat!

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And is everybody in costume?

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Chimney sweep, elephant man,

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squeegee, ant farm.

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Oh. And what are
you supposed to be?

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Actually I'm not dressed up as anything.
We're kind of in a hurry here.

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Oh. I see.

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Enjoy!

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One piece of black licorice?

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Circus peanut?
This is loser candy!

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Four pieces of candy?
This is gonna take forever!

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We've gotta up our game, Dipper!
You gotta put on your costume!

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- I told you!
- I'm not up to it, Mabel!

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Oh, really?

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I've seen better.

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Tick-tock.

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So what was that about being
too sick to wear a costume?

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We want candy! We want candy!

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All right! You got me, kids!
You guys win.

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I guess I'm not that
scary, you know.

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You've… you've… Oh, no!

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Why? Why is there a pig
jumping out of my chest?

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Candy.

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Candy.

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What scares you two freaks?

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Here, watch this.

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What? What is this? Some kind of…
Some kind of kitten or…

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What happened to you, Stan Pines?
What happened?

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Introducing,
for the first time in public,

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ta-da! Peanut butter and jelly!

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Aww!

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I will make you Internet famous.

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Hey. Erase that!
Let's just get this over with, okay?

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Over with! Over with!

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Do you really think this
will make a difference?

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Twins!

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Let's get that candy, guys!

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Thirty-four, thirty-five…

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Thirty-six.

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- You see, because…
- Yeah, I get it.

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Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four.
A hundred and twenty-four!

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Come on, come on.

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Hello.

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What a horrible mask!

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That's just my face!
This is a mask!

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Ohh!

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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That's actually better.

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Four ninety-eight, four ninety-nine!
We did it!

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All we need is one
more piece of candy!

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And it's only 8:30!
Perfect timing!

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Oh! Yeah.
And your cough went away, too!

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Dude, I'm gonna go around and
grab the truck. Soos away!

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Last one to the final house
is a pair of wax lips!

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Not me! No!

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Ah. The perfect time
to go to Wendy's party

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and no one needs to know
I was trick-or-treating.

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Hey, Dipper!

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Oh. Hey, Wendy. What's up?

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Are you coming to the party?

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What are you doing out here?

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Oh. I'm on my way.
I like watching the trick-or-treaters.

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Reminds me of when I was a kid.

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Okay, then,
you're coming, right?

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Definitely. Definitely.

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Cool. See you there!

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Later, guys!

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You're going to a party?

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Well, hey, I… Ahhh!

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That's why you were acting so
weird and trying to hurry us!

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You're not sick at all!

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So if it wasn't for this crazy
monster, you were gonna ditch me!

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On our favorite holiday!

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What happened to the Dipper
who used to love Halloween?

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And where's all the candy?

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Relax, relax, I left it right
here, behind this bush!

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Oh, no.

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What did you do?

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Uh… guys…

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Oh, no!
All the Jack-o-melons are out!

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Look!

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Good night.

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- Stop!
- What?

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No, no, no. Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't do it! Don't do it!

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Huh? What's happening?

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Just don't blow out that candle!

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What?

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Don't blow out that candle!

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I'm old man McGucket!

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Wait!

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Sorry!

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Whoo. That was close!

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Uh-oh.

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Knock, knock.

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So, children.

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Where's my candy?

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I swear! We had all 500 pieces!

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Look! It's down there somewhere.
We can still get it!

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I'm afraid it's too late.
That was your last chance.

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Go! Go! Go!

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Dipper! Mabel!

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We're alive! Yeah!

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- Whoa!
- Soos!

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That wasn't, like,
a regular pedestrian, was it?

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It was the monster!

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Thanks, Soos.
Whew, I'm just glad it's over. Right?

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Did everyone remember to
put on their seat belts?

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Yes!

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Let's go!

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Hey. Are you okay?

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There are probably some
bandages back at the shack.

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Uh…

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Guys!

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Brakes! Brakes! Brakes!

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We have to hide!

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It's blocking the only exit.

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Everyone, stay quiet.

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Oh. Now,
you're worried about the monster.

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I thought all you
cared about was Wendy.

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Mabel, you know that's not true.

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I felt like I was getting a little
too old to go trick-or-treating.

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That's exactly why we need to
go trick-or-treating, Dipper.

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We're getting older,
there's not that many halloweens left!

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I guess I didn't realize it
was already our last one.

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We have to escape.

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What if it sees us?

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If only there was
something we could use

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to cover our bodies
and faces with.

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You know,
like a disguise of some kind.

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This way!

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Almost there. Soos!

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Stop!

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Soos! Don't you dare!

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Sorry, dude.
Today's been way stressful.

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I need some levity.

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Oh, thank goodness.
It was out of batteries.

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Soos! No!

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No matter the score,
I'm always ahead!

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This cackling head's
the voice of a generation.

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Hey, monster!

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Ahhh!

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Salt water Taffy? Gross!

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What are you… Wait, it is.

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You really haven't
figured it out yet?

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Ahhh!

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Don't you recognize me?
Look at my face!

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Look closely.

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Loser candy!

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That's right.
Did you ever stop and think

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about the candy at the bottom of the
bag, that no one likes?

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Every year,
the children of Gravity Falls

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throw away all of the
"rejected candy" into the dump.

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So I seek revenge.

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Revenge on the picky
children who cast me aside.

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I am made of every tossed
piece of black licorice,

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every discarded bar
of old chocolate with,

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like, that white powder stuff on it.
You know that stuff?

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I hate that stuff!

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No one would eat me, but
now, I'm going to eat you.

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I'm gonna eat…
Ohh! What is that?

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'Sup, bro!

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Mmm.
Dudes, you want some of this?

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Wait, you actually
think I taste good?

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Uh. Sure. You know.

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All I've ever wanted is for
someone to say that I was good.

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I'm so happy.

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The crying makes it a little weird,
but I guess I'm still eating.

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- 'Sup, Gorney?
- I've been traumatized!

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Now, what?

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00:20:17,722 --> 00:20:19,014
Let's get our candy already!

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00:20:21,764 --> 00:20:24,639
Old dude? Old dude.

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Wash off the shame,
Stan, wash off the shame.

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Ha!
He thought he could scare us.

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Heh? What's that?

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Still got it!

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- Hey, Stan!
- Hi, Grunkle Stan!

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- Hello, Mr. Pines.
- Hello, Mr. Pines.

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- How's it hanging?
- Hey, Dipper.

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- Wendy!
- I didn't see you at the party!

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- Where were you?
- Uh…

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I was trick-or-treating,
with my sister.

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Yeah.

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00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,014
Mmm. The party was lame anyway.

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Robbie ate a lollipop stick
first and had to go home sick!

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Oh, man.

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We went to every single house

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and we didn't even
get to eat any candy!

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Candy? How's that for candy?

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00:21:19,055 --> 00:21:22,472
And now back to
The Fear Guy from Terror Town Street.

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You know, kids,
I've been thinking.

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At the end of the day,

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Summerween isn't about candy or
costumes or even scaring people.

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It's a day when the whole family
can get together in one place

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and celebrate what
really matters.

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Pure evil.

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I ate a man alive tonight.

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Ahhh!