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Ladies and gentlemen!
We now return to Cash Wheel.

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Sponsored by Chipackerz,
the chip-flavored crackers!

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But they taste just like chips!

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Congratulations!
You're taking a…

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Cash shower!

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I like that guy's style.

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Mr. Pines!
We got tourists at nine o'clock!

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A whole bus-load of them.

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Hot tamales, it's a jackpot!
Soos, make some new attractions!

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You got it, boss! Where's the…

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Wendy! Mark up those prices!
The higher the better!

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Higher! Bleed 'em dry!

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Yeesh, Grunkle Stan!

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It's like when you
look at tourists,

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all you see are
wallets with legs.

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That's not true.

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Thanks for taking me to
the Mystery Shack, Daddy!

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Now don't spend
yourself all in one place!

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I'm feeling car-sick!

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Clean-up on the front lawn!

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Ladies and gentle tourists,
looking around my Mystery Shack,

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you will see many wondrous
roadside attractions.

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Be amazed at the
only known photo

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of a horse riding another horse!

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That's… that's pretty good.

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- Oh!
- Wow!

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Be astounded by the
horrible pre-teen wolf-boy!

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Oh! Oh, look at him! All that hair!
His body's changing! Ah!

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Grunkle Stan, this is demeaning.

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What? I don't know
"de meaning" of that word!

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If you throw money at
him, he dances.

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Ow! Hey!

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Thank you!

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Behold!
Mystery Shack bumper stickers!

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You can stick 'em on your bumper
or over your husband's mouth!

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Am I right, ladies?
She knows what I'm talkin' about.

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You are bad! How much?

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Hey! It's on the house.

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That's the Mabel difference!
Thanks for visiting!

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What!

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What the heck do you
think you're doing?

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Business! Ching, ching, ching!

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Listen, kid, you don't make
money by giving stuff away!

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- You're off of register duty!
- But…

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No buts except
yours out the door!

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Now shut your yap
and get to work.

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Grunkle Stan, whatever happened

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to "please" and "thank you?" Hmm?

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Oh, wait, here they are!

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Ugh! "Please" never
made me any money, kid.

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In fact, just saying the word is
giving me a burning sensation.

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Grunkle Stan, why do I have
to wear this wolf costume?

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I think I'm getting hookworm.

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Yeah, gluing dog hair
to your body will do that.

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You have all these dumb,
fake exhibits in the shack.

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Meanwhile, I've seen actual amazing
things in the forest every day!

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What if you hunted
down a real attraction,

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instead of lying to
people for a living?

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And you should be nicer
to your employees, too!

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Yeah!

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Look, you guys got a
problem with how I run the shack,

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take it up with the
complaints department.

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Zing!

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I am going to write
them such a letter.

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And don't stop till you've
covered that sign with glitter!

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Glittery signs attract tourists!
Also large birds!

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Ahhh!

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That's funny.

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Okay, is it just me,

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or is having Grunkle Stan as
a boss seriously the worst?

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I know, right?
Why do we even put up with it?

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I tried to give him a suggestion
to improve the shack once.

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I had this idea where I could be,
like, the Mystery Shack mascot.

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Questiony the Question Mark.

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I'd ask people questions,
you know, do the question dance.

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That sounds amazing!

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- Oh, cool!
- Yeah, totally!

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Yeah, well,
Stan said I couldn't handle it.

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He said what!

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And remember, folks,
we put the "fun" in "no refunds!"

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Ha-ha! Suckers.

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You!

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Grunkle Stan,
you've gone too far this time!

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Did you seriously tell Soos

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not to follow his
hopes and dreams

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because he "couldn't handle it"?

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Look, kid,
let me break it down for ya.

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Being a boss is about
commanding respect.

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If you give people everything they ask
for, they'll walk all over you.

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No way!

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I bet you'd make way
more money being nice

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than being a big,
grumpy grump to everyone all the time!

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Ha! You think you know more
about business than I do?

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You think you could
wear this hat?

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Yeah! 'Cause I'd give people respect!
And glittery stickers!

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Ha! I'd make more
money on vacation

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than you would
running this place.

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Then why don't you
go on vacation?

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Interesting.
All right, I'm a wagering man.

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Three days, 72 hours.

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You run the shack,
and I'll go on vacation.

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If you make more money than me,

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I guess it means you're right
about the way I run my business.

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But, if you lose, um, you gotta
wear this "loser" shirt all summer.

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Fine! But if I win, I get to be the
boss for the rest of the summer.

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Plus, you have to sing
an apologizing song,

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with lyrics by me, Mabel.

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Oh-ho!
You got yourself a deal, missy!

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No, you got yourself a deal!

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Deal!

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- Deal!
- Deal!

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Deal!

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Deal.

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See you in 72 hours! Ha-ha!
We'll see who makes more money.

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Mabel, did you just make a bet
with a professional con-man?

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Oh, come on.

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Being a better boss than
Stan will be a cinch!

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Profit, here we come!

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- You broke the jar.
- We'll get a new one.

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I guess I shouldn't
be too worried.

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I mean, how much money could
Stan even make on vacation?

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Can I help you, sir?

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I'm here to take all the
cash from your wheel.

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You wanted to see us, Mr. Pines?

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Stan is no longer with us.

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He's dead? No!
It should have been me!

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Whoa! Soos, Stan's not dead.
He's on vacation for three days.

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We made a bet.

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Thank you for that clarification.

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Mabel's in charge now!

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Are those shoulder pads?

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Uh-huh.

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It's just one of the many
up-to-date managerial tricks

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I learned from this book I found
propping up the kitchen table.

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Why does your mug say 'd 2"?

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Because the real
number one is you.

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- I get it!
- Morale!

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Walk with me.

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With me as boss, you're gonna
notice a few changes around here.

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My job is to help you be
your best S.E.L.V.E.S.

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Great listening ears so far.

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Waddles, hold my calls.

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All right, people,
now rap with me.

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Wendy, how can I make your
workspace more Wendy-friendly?

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Hmm, well, Stan never lets me
hang out with friends at work.

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Stan ain't here, sister.
Door's open!

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Sweet!

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And, Soos!
I believe this is yours.

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Questiony the Question Mark!

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I wish this was an exclamation
point to show how excited I am.

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As for you, Dipper…

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Die, wolf costume! Die!

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I want you to head
into those woods

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and don't come back until you've
found an amazing attraction.

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Finally! Time to show Stan how
a real mystery hunter does it!

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Dipper out! Ahhh!

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Okay, guys, it's time to prove
that nice bosses finish first.

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In the next 48 hours,

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we're gonna fill up this
jar with $600 billion!

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Yeah!

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Wait, do you know how money works?

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Of course.

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Waddles, run down to the
shop and grab me a latte.

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He's a hungry little guy!

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Ugh, this line is taking forever!
Time to use my old-man powers.

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Ahhh! I'm having a heart attack!

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And the only cure is to be
a contestant on Cash Wheel.

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Oh! Someone give me a part!
I'm old!

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Should we escort
him off the lot?

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That man is a
self-centered attention hog

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with no regard
for human decency.

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Get him on TV!

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Timecards! Timecards! Timecards!

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Boss, boss, boss!

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It's beautiful!

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Thank you! Oh-ho, see you soon!
Tell 'em Mabel sent you!

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Mabel, I captured something!
This is gonna blow those tourists away!

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Marvelous work, valued employee!

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Who's that?
Is it Questiony the Question Mark?

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Uh, I'm starting to have second
thoughts about this, Mabel.

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I keep forgetting my lines,

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and this costume is more
revealing than I expected.

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Soos, don't give up.

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Anything is possible when you

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"imaginize it."

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But I don't know
what that means.

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Believe in yourself!

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But I…

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So… so cold.

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How's my favorite Wendy?

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Yeah, okay, all right.

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Look out! Look out!

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Yeah! Keep it going!

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Oh, what's this?

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Billy! Your face! It's ruined!

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I'm so sorry!
Please, have a refund.

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Wendy, you've got a lot
of cleaning up to do.

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Please?

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Whoa, all this rule stuff's starting
to make you sound like Stan.

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What? No! I'm nothing like Stan!

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In fact, take the rest of the day off?

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With full pay?

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Of course!

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Mabel Pines,
you are the best boss ever.

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I'm Questiony the Question Mark!

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Ahhh!

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Oh, dude! It stings so bad!

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to…

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Cash Wheel!

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Now let's meet those contestants!

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I'm Doug, from
Fairfield, California!

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I'm Donna, from…

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I'm Stan! Stan Pines!

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Did we already do me?
Hello, I'm Stan.

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Okay, well.
It's gonna be a long night, folks.

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It's time to…

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It's time to solve that puzzle.
Carla!

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- Yes, Rich?
- Are there any S's?

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Actually, it's not your turn yet…

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I'm ready to solve.

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No, the game hasn't started.

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Is it "shut your yaps"?

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Well played!

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Cash shower, cash shower, cash shower!

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Cash shower!

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Yes!

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Mr. Pines, no!
You don't need to take your clothes off!

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No! Go to commercial!
Go to commercial!

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Ladies and gentlemen!

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My name's Honest Dipper,
and unlike my cheating uncle,

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I have something to show
you that isn't a hoax!

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It nearly killed me getting
him into that cage. Behold!

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Part gremlin, part goblin.
The gremloblin!

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Well, that's fun!

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It's fake, honey.
You can see the strings!

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What? Those aren't strings!
That's body hair!

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Ah, look at this, dear,
the six-pack-a-lope.

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Wordplay!

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No, everything else here is fake.

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This is a real paranormal beast.

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Hey, fun fact about
this little guy,

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if you look into his eyes,
you can see your worst nightmare.

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Amazing, right? I work for tips.

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Thanks again for visiting!

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Thanks for shopping with us!
I'll get that!

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Here ya go!

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Sorry! Have a refund!
That's the Mabel difference!

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Well, I just made two people go insane.
How about you?

249
00:13:55,313 --> 00:13:56,690
I'm so tired.

250
00:13:56,773 --> 00:13:59,317
I gave Wendy the day off,
so I had to do her job.

251
00:13:59,401 --> 00:14:00,819
Well, maybe you need to start being

252
00:14:00,902 --> 00:14:02,279
a little bit tougher around here?

253
00:14:02,362 --> 00:14:04,447
No way!
That's what Stan would do!

254
00:14:04,531 --> 00:14:06,533
I just need to think
positive, be friendly,

255
00:14:06,616 --> 00:14:08,618
and everything
will work out fine!

256
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,375
What?

257
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:17,377
How did he get out
of his locked cage?

258
00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:18,461
Well…

259
00:14:20,088 --> 00:14:21,172
Huh?

260
00:14:24,092 --> 00:14:25,385
You gave him a break?

261
00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:28,013
He's an employee! Sort of.

262
00:14:28,096 --> 00:14:29,723
We gotta round him up!
Where's Soos?

263
00:14:29,806 --> 00:14:33,101
He was stressed out, so I told him
to take a soothing nature walk!

264
00:14:33,184 --> 00:14:35,395
Hello? Civilization?

265
00:14:39,399 --> 00:14:40,609
Doggie?

266
00:14:44,946 --> 00:14:46,531
Ladies and gentlemen,
Stan Pines is

267
00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:48,283
poised to become
our grand champion.

268
00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:50,368
Anything to say to
your fans out there?

269
00:14:50,452 --> 00:14:52,203
See you tomorrow night, Mabel!

270
00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:16,311
What do we do?

271
00:15:16,394 --> 00:15:19,356
He's awarding himself stickers
that he didn't even earn!

272
00:15:19,981 --> 00:15:23,526
Uh… got it! "When fighting a
gremloblin, use water…"

273
00:15:25,236 --> 00:15:29,407
"Only as a last resort, as water
will make him much, much scarier."

274
00:15:29,491 --> 00:15:30,950
Who writes sentences like that!

275
00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:41,211
Don't worry.
He's gotta leave eventually.

276
00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:55,225
Ugh! Why doesn't he just leave?

277
00:15:59,312 --> 00:16:00,312
Our profits!

278
00:16:00,355 --> 00:16:01,439
Mabel! Wait!

279
00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:02,732
Stop! Stop!

280
00:16:05,819 --> 00:16:08,446
Don't look into his evil eye.
You'll see your worst nightmare!

281
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:12,200
I wish we had an evil eye to show him.
Oh, no!

282
00:16:14,285 --> 00:16:15,912
Wait! Hey, monster!

283
00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:17,831
Take a look at this!

284
00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:33,763
Well, at least he didn't
do that much damage.

285
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:38,211
Oh, boy.

286
00:16:38,226 --> 00:16:39,477
Dipper! It's the third day!

287
00:16:39,561 --> 00:16:41,771
We've only got seven hours
to earn back our profits,

288
00:16:41,855 --> 00:16:44,482
or I've got to wear that
loser shirt all summer.

289
00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:47,485
Hey, guys! Am I nuts,
or does this place look different?

290
00:16:47,569 --> 00:16:50,196
Wendy! Soos!
Am I glad to see you!

291
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:54,409
We've got a lot of work to do,
but if we hurry, we can still beat Stan.

292
00:16:54,492 --> 00:16:56,578
Uh… yeah,
I've got a little headache,

293
00:16:56,661 --> 00:16:58,872
so maybe I should,
like, not work today.

294
00:16:58,955 --> 00:17:00,915
And I actually just met
this pack of wolves,

295
00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:03,310
and I think they're gonna, like,
raise me as one of their own.

296
00:17:03,334 --> 00:17:05,044
So I should really be
at the den right now.

297
00:17:05,128 --> 00:17:06,254
But…

298
00:17:06,337 --> 00:17:07,657
But, hey,
we'll see you on Monday!

299
00:17:08,047 --> 00:17:10,341
Uh, BT-dubs,
is anyone gonna eat these?

300
00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:15,346
Enough!

301
00:17:16,765 --> 00:17:18,016
I have had it!

302
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:20,185
I fought a monster to
save this business,

303
00:17:20,268 --> 00:17:21,811
and this how you repay me?

304
00:17:21,895 --> 00:17:24,606
I'm gonna get an ulcer
from your lollygagging!

305
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:25,815
Lollygagging?

306
00:17:25,899 --> 00:17:28,234
Ulcer? You're acting different.

307
00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:29,319
You shut your yaps!

308
00:17:30,612 --> 00:17:31,797
I've been doing everyone's jobs,

309
00:17:31,821 --> 00:17:33,907
while you bums have
been bleeding me dry!

310
00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:34,991
- But…
- No buts,

311
00:17:35,074 --> 00:17:37,243
except yours on the
floor, cleaning.

312
00:17:37,327 --> 00:17:39,245
Now quit loafing
and get to work!

313
00:17:39,329 --> 00:17:40,315
Yes, Mabel.

314
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:41,956
That's "yes, boss"!

315
00:17:45,084 --> 00:17:46,711
Dipper, what have I become?

316
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:49,672
What you had to, Mabel.
What you had to.

317
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,967
We've got seven hours
to turn this around!

318
00:17:53,051 --> 00:17:54,302
Let's go, people!

319
00:17:56,304 --> 00:17:58,473
You landed on "cash flood!"

320
00:18:00,975 --> 00:18:02,811
I'm giving none of
this to charity!

321
00:18:03,228 --> 00:18:05,396
And now you can go
home a thousand-aire,

322
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,023
or you could risk everything

323
00:18:07,106 --> 00:18:09,108
to double your money
with a bonus word!

324
00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:12,654
Rich, I'm a simple man.

325
00:18:12,737 --> 00:18:14,155
So I'm going to
take my winnings,

326
00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:18,368
pack my bags,
and bet them all on the bonus word!

327
00:18:18,451 --> 00:18:20,328
Come on!

328
00:18:23,081 --> 00:18:24,415
Time is money, hard-head!

329
00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:27,710
You got complaints,
file 'em with the complaint department!

330
00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:30,004
My back.

331
00:18:30,797 --> 00:18:33,132
Dipper!
We got tourists at nine o'clock!

332
00:18:33,216 --> 00:18:35,885
But what do I show them?
Real magic just freaks people out!

333
00:18:35,969 --> 00:18:37,846
Figure something out, knucklehead!

334
00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:42,517
Ladies and gentle-tourists!
This shack is filled with wonders

335
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,686
never before seen by human eyes.

336
00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:48,147
Behold!
The horrible giant question baby!

337
00:18:49,023 --> 00:18:52,694
Am I man? Am I baby?
These are legitimate questions.

338
00:18:54,112 --> 00:18:55,673
Have your picture taken
with it for a buck…

339
00:18:55,697 --> 00:18:58,074
Uh… Ten bucks!
A hundred bucks!

340
00:19:01,744 --> 00:19:03,621
We put the "fun"
in "no refunds"!

341
00:19:05,748 --> 00:19:06,791
How'd we do?

342
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:07,917
We filled the whole jar!

343
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:13,107
Minus the money to
replace all the furniture,

344
00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:15,717
supplies to fix the shack,
that leaves us

345
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,344
$1.

346
00:19:20,179 --> 00:19:23,600
- Tick-tock! Time's up, kids.
- Oh, no!

347
00:19:23,683 --> 00:19:26,019
Nice to see you learned how
to dress while I was gone.

348
00:19:26,477 --> 00:19:28,688
How much did you beat us by?

349
00:19:28,771 --> 00:19:30,607
I won $300,000.

350
00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:33,192
And then…

351
00:19:34,777 --> 00:19:37,071
For a chance to double
your cash or lose it all,

352
00:19:37,155 --> 00:19:40,283
what is a six-letter word you use
to ask for something politely?

353
00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:43,620
For example,
"May I blank have that?"

354
00:19:43,703 --> 00:19:47,999
Do I look like an idiot, folks?
The word is "gimmee", two Es.

355
00:19:49,139 --> 00:19:50,069
Ooh!

356
00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:53,063
You know, because you've gone this far,
we're gonna give you one more chance.

357
00:19:53,087 --> 00:19:55,298
Let's try again.
It's a "P" word.

358
00:19:55,381 --> 00:19:58,217
Some might even say
it's the "magic word."

359
00:19:58,468 --> 00:20:00,136
Pabracadabra. Final answer.

360
00:20:01,971 --> 00:20:03,681
I'm sorry, Stan,
but the word is…

361
00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:05,266
"Please."

362
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:07,477
Apparently that word
can make you money.

363
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,562
So wait, if you lost everything,

364
00:20:09,646 --> 00:20:12,148
then that means, Mabel, you won!

365
00:20:12,231 --> 00:20:13,483
Whoo! You did it.

366
00:20:14,442 --> 00:20:15,693
Wait, what did we win again?

367
00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:19,656
Well, according to our
bet, I guess Mabel's the new boss?

368
00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:20,740
No. No.

369
00:20:20,823 --> 00:20:21,943
Please don't. Don't do that.

370
00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:23,242
Huh, what?

371
00:20:23,326 --> 00:20:26,746
Grunkle Stan, I had no idea
how hard it was being boss!

372
00:20:26,829 --> 00:20:28,289
This place was coo-coo bananas

373
00:20:28,373 --> 00:20:31,084
until I started barking
orders at people like you.

374
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:33,461
Yeah, well, I gotta admit,

375
00:20:33,836 --> 00:20:36,297
it's kinda nice to be
back, ya know?

376
00:20:36,798 --> 00:20:38,967
Okay, okay, that's enough!
Get offa me.

377
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:40,927
And, Soos, Wendy,

378
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:42,303
get to work!

379
00:20:42,387 --> 00:20:43,513
Ahem.

380
00:20:43,596 --> 00:20:46,391
Please. Still hurts.

381
00:20:46,474 --> 00:20:48,354
Mabel, didn't your agreement
say something about

382
00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:51,521
Stan having to do some kind
of apology dance if he lost?

383
00:20:51,604 --> 00:20:52,855
No. No, it didn't!

384
00:20:52,939 --> 00:20:55,942
Actually, yeah,
I think I have it in my notes here.

385
00:20:56,025 --> 00:20:57,026
No! That never happened!

386
00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:58,611
Ha-ha! I'll get the camera!

387
00:20:58,695 --> 00:21:00,238
All right. Let me just…

388
00:21:01,698 --> 00:21:03,199
Grunkle Stan!

389
00:21:04,617 --> 00:21:05,827
Look, I'm not gonna…

390
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:07,036
Do it!

391
00:21:18,172 --> 00:21:19,382
Do the kicks!

392
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:22,510
Jazzier!

393
00:21:24,178 --> 00:21:25,179
Hey! Give me that!

394
00:21:27,306 --> 00:21:28,307
My back.

395
00:21:28,391 --> 00:21:29,391
What do you think?

396
00:21:30,226 --> 00:21:31,769
Take 30.