1 00:00:02,310 --> 00:00:03,295 Watch out, Gravity Falls, 2 00:00:03,310 --> 00:00:04,602 because at 110 degrees 3 00:00:04,685 --> 00:00:07,935 we're looking at the hottest day of the summer! 4 00:00:15,977 --> 00:00:19,685 All in favor of doing nothing all day, say… 5 00:00:23,227 --> 00:00:25,894 I'm gonna throw this pig out of the house! 6 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:29,019 You called my bluff, pig. 7 00:00:29,102 --> 00:00:31,727 On the bright side, pun very much intended, 8 00:00:31,810 --> 00:00:35,352 it's opening week at the Gravity Falls pool. 9 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:36,810 Gravity Falls pool? 10 00:00:36,894 --> 00:00:38,102 - Today? - Pun intended? 11 00:00:38,185 --> 00:00:39,602 Quick! To the car! 12 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,685 Hey, kids, a little help here. 13 00:00:48,644 --> 00:00:50,769 All right, off to the pool. 14 00:00:50,852 --> 00:00:53,977 And remember to be on alert for random wildfires. 15 00:00:54,060 --> 00:00:56,769 Wait, what? 16 00:00:56,852 --> 00:00:57,852 He'll be fine. 17 00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:40,894 All right, who wants to do a cannonball? 18 00:01:40,977 --> 00:01:42,685 Cannonball! 19 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,060 Ah, the pool. 20 00:01:44,144 --> 00:01:46,977 Sparkling oasis of summer enchantment. 21 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:49,977 Yeah, nothing like sitting in a moist tub with strangers. 22 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:51,727 It's like the bus, but wet. 23 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:54,977 Why would a sun need to wear sunglasses? 24 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:56,328 It's best not to think about it. 25 00:01:56,352 --> 00:01:59,269 Whoa, whoa! Stop the presses! 26 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:01,519 Who's that? 27 00:02:03,977 --> 00:02:07,227 Oh, yeah. Word is, dude never leaves the pool. 28 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:10,227 People say he's a "mysterious loner." 29 00:02:11,685 --> 00:02:15,352 Is it getting hot out here, or is it just that guy? 30 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:16,870 It's the hottest day of the year, Mabel. 31 00:02:16,894 --> 00:02:18,810 Besides, can't you go for one week 32 00:02:18,894 --> 00:02:21,685 without having a new crush on some random guy? 33 00:02:21,769 --> 00:02:22,852 Uh-uh. 34 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,227 Look at his little moustache hairs! 35 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:28,977 You are clearly enamored. Go to him. 36 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,310 Hey, come on! Watch it, kid! 37 00:02:33,394 --> 00:02:34,379 Aah! 38 00:02:34,394 --> 00:02:35,379 Oops, sorry! 39 00:02:35,394 --> 00:02:36,852 It's so beautiful! 40 00:02:36,935 --> 00:02:38,852 Eh, Mabel's all talk. You wanna know a secret? 41 00:02:38,935 --> 00:02:40,685 She's never even kissed a guy before. 42 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:42,477 She always messes it up somehow. 43 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,935 Oy, women! 44 00:02:44,019 --> 00:02:45,352 Aah! 45 00:02:45,435 --> 00:02:46,477 Hey, Mr. Pines. 46 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,602 Wendy? Where's the lifeguard? 47 00:02:48,685 --> 00:02:49,685 I am the lifeguard. 48 00:02:49,727 --> 00:02:52,144 I make the rules, sucka! Boosh! 49 00:02:52,227 --> 00:02:55,269 Aah! She's attacking me with water! 50 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:58,352 Wow. You work here? 51 00:02:58,435 --> 00:03:00,602 I found out lifeguards get free snack privileges. 52 00:03:00,685 --> 00:03:03,102 Plus, I get the best seat in the house. 53 00:03:03,185 --> 00:03:04,185 Yeah, you do! 54 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:08,394 I've been laughing for too long. 55 00:03:08,477 --> 00:03:10,620 Dude, are you and Wendy having a secret staring contest? 56 00:03:10,644 --> 00:03:11,786 'Cause I think you're winning… 57 00:03:11,810 --> 00:03:14,477 Soos! Shh! 58 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,435 So, hey, you wanna go Chuck more water balloons at Grunkle Stan? 59 00:03:17,519 --> 00:03:20,102 I'd love to, but I gotta spend the day doing tryouts. 60 00:03:20,185 --> 00:03:23,102 We're looking for a new assistant lifeguard. 61 00:03:23,185 --> 00:03:24,170 Hey! 62 00:03:24,185 --> 00:03:25,269 Hey… 63 00:03:25,352 --> 00:03:26,672 What if I was assistant lifeguard? 64 00:03:26,727 --> 00:03:30,727 That would be so much fun! You're totally in, dude! 65 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:33,394 You just have to check in with my boss first, Mr. Poolcheck. 66 00:03:33,477 --> 00:03:34,810 Your boss? 67 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:47,269 I'm gonna get you! 68 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,477 Wow! Oh, my gosh, how crazy, bumping into you here, 69 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,435 even though we don't know each other. 70 00:03:56,519 --> 00:03:59,685 How long have you been underwater? 71 00:03:59,769 --> 00:04:02,435 That doesn't matter! 72 00:04:02,519 --> 00:04:04,769 So, hey! My name's Mabel. 73 00:04:04,852 --> 00:04:05,837 Hola. 74 00:04:05,852 --> 00:04:08,185 Whoa! Are you Australian? 75 00:04:09,352 --> 00:04:10,852 I am charmed by your sense of humor… 76 00:04:10,935 --> 00:04:13,435 And your bold lack of water wings. 77 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:15,435 You're so funny! 78 00:04:15,519 --> 00:04:18,227 And your hair is beautiful. 79 00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:20,394 No, no, it has silly tangles. 80 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:22,394 Mind if I… 81 00:04:22,477 --> 00:04:25,060 Why, Mabel, you are so forward. 82 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,810 This is it! He likes you! 83 00:04:27,894 --> 00:04:29,644 Go for it, Mabel! It's time! 84 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,144 Ask him out on a date! 85 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:34,227 So, hey, you wanna go dry off? Maybe hit the snack bar or… 86 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:36,477 I… I'm afraid I cannot. 87 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,935 For I have a terrible secret! 88 00:04:40,810 --> 00:04:41,810 I must go. 89 00:04:44,519 --> 00:04:45,727 I'm upset. 90 00:04:45,810 --> 00:04:47,894 Yet, intrigued. 91 00:04:47,977 --> 00:04:51,560 And that is why I think I'd make a good lifeguard assistant. 92 00:04:55,435 --> 00:04:59,477 Spf 100? Good. I like you. 93 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,894 But this isn't an easy job. It's anarchy out there. 94 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:06,894 I think I can handle it. 95 00:05:06,977 --> 00:05:08,269 Can you handle this? 96 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,977 I lost my hand to a pool filter! 97 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:13,727 The pool may seem friendly, 98 00:05:13,810 --> 00:05:15,727 but she can turn on you in an instant! 99 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:17,852 Which is why you must respect her rules! 100 00:05:17,935 --> 00:05:21,519 Do you think you have what it takes, boy? Do you? 101 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:24,810 Sure. I guess. 102 00:05:27,977 --> 00:05:30,227 Welcome to the deep end, son. 103 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:31,310 Well, thanks. I… 104 00:05:32,477 --> 00:05:34,852 Yep, oh, this is happening. 105 00:05:36,185 --> 00:05:37,852 There she is, Soos. 106 00:05:37,935 --> 00:05:40,769 Equidistant from the snack bar and the bathroom, 107 00:05:40,852 --> 00:05:43,227 just the right amount of sun and shade. 108 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:46,560 And pointed away from where Old Man McGucket lotions himself. 109 00:05:46,644 --> 00:05:47,852 Whoo-wee! 110 00:05:49,935 --> 00:05:52,727 The perfect lawn chair. 111 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:55,769 The legends that you told me in the car were true. 112 00:05:55,852 --> 00:05:57,769 I just can't believe it wasn't already taken! 113 00:05:57,852 --> 00:06:01,269 And now to sit on it, thereby claiming it as my own. 114 00:06:02,477 --> 00:06:03,727 What? 115 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:05,394 Why, hello, Stanford. 116 00:06:05,477 --> 00:06:09,185 Gideon! Get out of my chair, kid! 117 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:13,019 Oh, my, was this your chair? I had no idea. 118 00:06:13,102 --> 00:06:15,727 Yes, I did, Stan. I knew. 119 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,810 Mm! Ooh! 120 00:06:17,894 --> 00:06:19,102 Move it, you little troll! 121 00:06:19,185 --> 00:06:20,935 First come, first serve! 122 00:06:21,019 --> 00:06:24,019 Mm! Ooh! Ooh! 123 00:06:24,102 --> 00:06:25,935 I'll first serve you! 124 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,894 Huh? 125 00:06:29,227 --> 00:06:30,227 Come on, Wendy! 126 00:06:30,269 --> 00:06:32,352 You can't do this to an old man! 127 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:33,727 Sorry, Stan. It's not up to me. 128 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,227 Actually, it is. 129 00:06:35,310 --> 00:06:36,935 Hey, Wendy! I got the job! 130 00:06:37,019 --> 00:06:39,269 Sweet! Wanna go abuse our power? 131 00:06:39,352 --> 00:06:40,620 But what if Poolcheck catches us? 132 00:06:40,644 --> 00:06:42,560 He seems emotionally unstable. 133 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:49,602 Nah, don't worry, man. 134 00:06:49,685 --> 00:06:51,286 You just gotta be sneaky about your rule-breaking. 135 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,019 Race you to the no running sign! 136 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,560 How long you in for? 137 00:07:03,644 --> 00:07:04,764 Two hours, for roughhousing. 138 00:07:04,810 --> 00:07:05,894 But I'm innocent! 139 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:07,352 Pool jail ain't so bad… 140 00:07:07,435 --> 00:07:10,185 As long as you don't wind up in solitary. 141 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:13,310 It's the nights that are the hardest. 142 00:07:22,769 --> 00:07:23,852 Hey, there! 143 00:07:23,935 --> 00:07:25,144 I brought you a sandwich. 144 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:27,685 It's sort of wet, but it's still good. Blop. 145 00:07:27,769 --> 00:07:31,144 I like sharing things… Sandwiches, secrets… 146 00:07:31,227 --> 00:07:32,977 Share your secret, beautiful stranger. 147 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:35,935 That wet sandwich does look delicious. 148 00:07:36,019 --> 00:07:37,560 Oh, very well. 149 00:07:37,644 --> 00:07:41,977 But you must never tell another living soul my terrible secret. 150 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:45,019 You have to stay away from me because I am… 151 00:07:45,102 --> 00:07:47,144 A merman. 152 00:07:49,394 --> 00:07:51,852 Oh, thank goodness. 153 00:07:51,935 --> 00:07:55,310 I thought you were gonna say you had a girlfriend. 154 00:07:55,394 --> 00:07:56,977 A merman! Ha! 155 00:07:57,060 --> 00:08:00,185 I should have known from your strange foreign fish language. 156 00:08:00,269 --> 00:08:01,560 It is Spanish. 157 00:08:01,644 --> 00:08:04,310 Your voice is so deep and masculine. How old are you? 158 00:08:04,394 --> 00:08:06,685 I am 12 years old. 159 00:08:06,769 --> 00:08:09,060 Merman's voices change when we are, like, three. 160 00:08:09,144 --> 00:08:10,769 So what's your name? 161 00:08:10,852 --> 00:08:12,310 There are some who call me… 162 00:08:13,769 --> 00:08:14,852 Mermando. 163 00:08:14,935 --> 00:08:16,519 This is because Mermando is my name. 164 00:08:16,602 --> 00:08:18,144 But I don't understand, Mermando. 165 00:08:18,227 --> 00:08:20,935 What's a guy like you doing in a public pool? 166 00:08:21,019 --> 00:08:22,644 It is a tragic story, Mabel. 167 00:08:22,727 --> 00:08:25,185 I was swimming with my friends, the mighty dolphins, 168 00:08:25,269 --> 00:08:29,019 in the Gulf of Mexico, when I was ensnared! 169 00:08:29,102 --> 00:08:30,894 Earl, did we just catch ourselves 170 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,644 some kind of beautiful man-fish? 171 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:35,894 Let's feast on his flesh! 172 00:08:35,977 --> 00:08:37,935 The cargo was headed for Gravity Falls. 173 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,560 Using all my strength, I tried to escape back home, 174 00:08:42,644 --> 00:08:43,977 but it was not to be. 175 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:45,060 Ha-ha! 176 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,477 I would have died of dehydration, 177 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,269 were it not for the kindness of the forest animals. 178 00:08:56,894 --> 00:08:58,477 Continue licking! Oh! 179 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,102 But now that you know what I am, 180 00:09:05,185 --> 00:09:07,269 you must be seriously weirded out. 181 00:09:07,352 --> 00:09:10,352 What? I don't care that you're a merman! 182 00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:13,019 You're, like, the coolest guy I've ever met. 183 00:09:13,102 --> 00:09:15,894 And you can play at least one chord on the guitar. 184 00:09:15,977 --> 00:09:18,852 Oh, Mabel. I have never met another human like you. 185 00:09:18,935 --> 00:09:21,602 Would you care to join me in a game of the Marco Polo? 186 00:09:21,685 --> 00:09:24,394 Oh, yes, Mermando! Yes! 187 00:09:24,477 --> 00:09:27,060 You're covering my gills. I cannot breathe. 188 00:09:28,685 --> 00:09:31,102 Weird. 189 00:09:32,935 --> 00:09:36,227 Ooh! My cheeks are baby soft! 190 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:39,769 Look at him, that smug chair-stealing jerk! 191 00:09:39,852 --> 00:09:43,394 But I can't touch him, or the pool patrol will throw me in pool jail. 192 00:09:47,185 --> 00:09:50,852 Yes. Yes! Burn the child! 193 00:09:52,519 --> 00:09:54,477 Aah! My eyes! 194 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,060 Deal with it. 195 00:10:00,019 --> 00:10:01,004 Soos. 196 00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:03,144 Inflatable duck guy? Is that you? 197 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:05,102 Yes, Soos. I can talk. 198 00:10:05,185 --> 00:10:08,102 Oh, my gosh, I knew you guys were secretly alive. I knew it! 199 00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:11,560 Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! 200 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:14,935 My people have been enslaved, Soos. You must free us. 201 00:10:15,019 --> 00:10:18,060 The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand. 202 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:22,560 Pools closing! Clear out, everyone! 203 00:10:22,644 --> 00:10:24,685 Poolcheck! Hide! 204 00:10:24,769 --> 00:10:26,227 Out! Do not touch! 205 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:27,769 Assistant lifeguard! 206 00:10:29,477 --> 00:10:32,852 Have a good night, son. Lock up the supplies for me. 207 00:10:39,269 --> 00:10:40,560 The pool, she closes. 208 00:10:40,644 --> 00:10:41,852 Can I see you tonight? 209 00:10:41,935 --> 00:10:44,102 Sure. Where? Wanna go for a walk? 210 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,102 Merman. I am a merman. 211 00:10:46,185 --> 00:10:48,894 Oh, right. Then I'll be back tonight. 212 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:05,560 Look, here's a scrapbook of human stuff. 213 00:11:05,644 --> 00:11:07,019 Here's me standing with my legs, 214 00:11:07,102 --> 00:11:09,519 and here I am kicking Dipper in his legs. 215 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,519 He couldn't move his legs after that. 216 00:11:11,602 --> 00:11:14,477 Can you imagine, not having legs! 217 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:15,769 Let's skip this part. 218 00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:18,185 And here's my whole family kickboxing! 219 00:11:21,685 --> 00:11:23,310 What's wrong? 220 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,894 I, too, used to have a family once, 221 00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:30,935 back in the ocean. 222 00:11:31,977 --> 00:11:34,019 How I miss them. 223 00:11:35,727 --> 00:11:38,019 Mermando, why don't you just leave the pool? 224 00:11:38,102 --> 00:11:39,352 I tried only once. 225 00:11:39,435 --> 00:11:41,352 But escaping this pool required a plan 226 00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:43,352 that was bold and daring. 227 00:11:58,394 --> 00:12:00,310 And then the wolves came. 228 00:12:00,394 --> 00:12:03,977 No, I am glad that I am here, because I met you. 229 00:12:05,602 --> 00:12:06,602 This is it, Mabel. 230 00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:07,786 First kiss moment, here we come. 231 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,894 Just go for it! 232 00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:09,977 Mm… 233 00:12:11,019 --> 00:12:12,286 What are you doing with your mouth? 234 00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:15,394 Me? Nothing! This? I was just eating some sour candy. 235 00:12:15,477 --> 00:12:18,060 So my lips were doing that 'cause the candy was so sour. 236 00:12:18,144 --> 00:12:20,602 Can I have some candy? 237 00:12:20,685 --> 00:12:22,144 No. 238 00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:28,269 What the… 239 00:12:28,352 --> 00:12:31,102 I'm scared! Me, too! 240 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,227 One hundred points! 241 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:33,602 Dude, with this job, 242 00:12:33,685 --> 00:12:35,935 you and me are gonna be having fun all summer! 243 00:12:36,019 --> 00:12:37,227 All summer? 244 00:12:38,519 --> 00:12:41,477 Pines, here, now! 245 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,977 You gave me your word that you would respect 246 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:46,435 the sacred rules of this municipal pool! 247 00:12:46,519 --> 00:12:48,644 Mr. Poolcheck, are you crying? 248 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,269 That's not important right now! 249 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:53,644 You are on thin ice, boy. You wanna keep this job? 250 00:12:53,727 --> 00:12:56,352 Well, some maniac broke into the supply closet last night 251 00:12:56,435 --> 00:12:58,560 and destroyed our one and only pool skimmer! 252 00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,352 I want you on a stake out. 253 00:13:00,435 --> 00:13:04,435 If one more supply gets taken, you're fired! 254 00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:06,185 I won't let you down! 255 00:13:06,269 --> 00:13:09,019 Mermando, get ready! I'm gonna bring the heat! 256 00:13:09,102 --> 00:13:10,144 Boosh! 257 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:13,560 Mermando, are you okay? 258 00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:18,185 Oh, it's your family, isn't it? Are you thinking about them? 259 00:13:19,977 --> 00:13:21,894 Mermando, enough is enough! 260 00:13:21,977 --> 00:13:25,435 I care about you too much to see you like this. 261 00:13:25,519 --> 00:13:28,519 We're gonna bust you out of here and get you back to your family. 262 00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:31,519 But, Mabel, escape is impossible! 263 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,519 We're breaking you out of here tonight! 264 00:13:34,602 --> 00:13:37,769 Whoops! Sorry about that. Water. 265 00:13:42,144 --> 00:13:43,286 All right, Dipper, here's the plan. 266 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:45,227 Catch the trespasser, protect the supplies, 267 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:48,477 keep job at pool, and eventually marry Wendy. 268 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,545 Freeze! 269 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,435 Grunkle Stan? 270 00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:52,977 I, uh, I'm sleepwalking. 271 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,435 Also, now I'm sleep-talking. 272 00:13:54,519 --> 00:13:55,894 Nice hat, by the way. 273 00:13:55,977 --> 00:13:58,894 You! You're the one destroying pool supplies! 274 00:13:58,977 --> 00:14:01,435 What? No! My crime is a lot better than that. 275 00:14:01,519 --> 00:14:02,894 I'm gonna get that seat, 276 00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:04,894 and be ready in the morning when Gideon comes. 277 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,852 Then maybe I'll destroy some pool supplies. Night's still young. 278 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:12,060 Sheesh, all right, I'm going! 279 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,644 Hey! 280 00:14:15,602 --> 00:14:17,602 Mabel! 281 00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:21,769 Are you ready to see your family? 282 00:14:21,852 --> 00:14:25,102 Yes, but how can I, a merman, possibly escape? 283 00:14:25,185 --> 00:14:28,894 Okay, my original plan was to tape together a bunch fish sticks 284 00:14:28,977 --> 00:14:31,560 to make you a prosthetic pair of people legs. 285 00:14:31,644 --> 00:14:32,644 Intriguing. 286 00:14:32,685 --> 00:14:35,325 But then I realized that I could just transport you in this cooler. 287 00:14:35,394 --> 00:14:36,394 Ha-ha! 288 00:14:43,894 --> 00:14:46,602 Hey! Who's there! 289 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:49,269 Quick! Hide me! My kind must not be seen! 290 00:14:49,352 --> 00:14:52,144 Mabel? Is there anyone not breaking into the pool tonight? 291 00:14:52,227 --> 00:14:53,810 What, is Soos here too? 292 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:54,977 I'm okay. 293 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,045 Go home, Soos. 294 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,977 You got it. 295 00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,977 So, why are you here? 296 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:01,602 Uh, no reason. 297 00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:04,685 Did that cooler just clear its throat? 298 00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:07,435 Don't be silly. There certainly isn't a merman in there, 299 00:15:07,519 --> 00:15:08,759 if that's what you're implying. 300 00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:10,185 Who said anything about a merman? 301 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:12,269 Mabel, I don't have time for your games. 302 00:15:12,352 --> 00:15:15,144 If you don't give me those supplies, I'll lose the coolest job ever! 303 00:15:15,227 --> 00:15:17,477 I understand. 304 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,644 Hey, look! Wendy in a bikini! 305 00:15:19,727 --> 00:15:20,712 Really? At night? 306 00:15:20,727 --> 00:15:21,810 Sorry, Dipper! 307 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,310 Mabel! 308 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,519 Go, Mabel, go! 309 00:15:29,602 --> 00:15:31,602 We can't all be saved. 310 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,394 I'm gonna get you home! 311 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,477 Hand over the pool supplies in the name of pool law! 312 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:45,019 Pool law is dumb! And so is your hat! 313 00:15:49,185 --> 00:15:51,394 Look! Gravity Falls Lake! 314 00:15:55,435 --> 00:15:57,935 The coast is clear. 315 00:15:58,019 --> 00:15:59,560 Ahh. 316 00:15:59,644 --> 00:16:01,810 Now all I have to do is wait here 15 hours 317 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,685 until the pool opens. 318 00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:07,685 This was a good plan. 319 00:16:11,602 --> 00:16:14,144 I think someone just sped by. 320 00:16:14,227 --> 00:16:16,144 Probably just a dream. 321 00:16:16,227 --> 00:16:19,435 With you, every day is a dream. 322 00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:25,310 I cannot breathe! 323 00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:26,644 You must hurry! 324 00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:35,560 Aah! Aah! 325 00:16:37,185 --> 00:16:38,310 I'm okay. 326 00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:40,078 All right, the jig is up! Hand over that cooler! 327 00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:41,087 Never! 328 00:16:41,102 --> 00:16:43,435 Why not? Why do you even need it? 329 00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,602 I needed the cooler to save my new friend 330 00:16:45,685 --> 00:16:47,685 because he needs to go home and he's really nice 331 00:16:47,769 --> 00:16:49,060 and we combed each others' hair 332 00:16:49,144 --> 00:16:51,120 and he needs to be in the cooler because he breathes water 333 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,144 because he's a merman! 334 00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:56,602 Hola. 335 00:16:56,685 --> 00:16:59,477 Whoa! Way to Bury the lead, Mabel. 336 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,519 Dipper, Mermando the merman. He's a merman. 337 00:17:02,602 --> 00:17:05,185 Nice to meet you! Also, I think I am dying. 338 00:17:05,269 --> 00:17:07,435 Water! 339 00:17:07,519 --> 00:17:09,977 Agua! Yo necesito! 340 00:17:11,644 --> 00:17:12,769 Oh, no! Mermando! 341 00:17:12,852 --> 00:17:15,394 Dipper, you're a lifeguard! Give him CPR! 342 00:17:15,477 --> 00:17:16,935 Mermen don't breathe air! 343 00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:19,685 Then give him reverse CPR! Doi! 344 00:17:27,685 --> 00:17:28,685 I hate this! 345 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,310 I hate this! 346 00:17:34,644 --> 00:17:36,227 Blackmail! 347 00:17:38,102 --> 00:17:39,310 Thank you for saving me, 348 00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:42,102 but why didn't you just roll me into the lake? 349 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:53,727 I am weak from coughing. 350 00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:55,394 How will I get my family to hear my call 351 00:17:55,477 --> 00:17:57,352 from the mighty depths of the ocean? 352 00:17:57,435 --> 00:17:59,352 I've got it. B.R.B. 353 00:18:00,435 --> 00:18:01,727 Problem solved! 354 00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:04,477 Mabel, those are pool supplies. I'll get fired! 355 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:08,435 Dipper! Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone, 356 00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:12,435 even though you know in your heart that it'll probably never work out? 357 00:18:12,519 --> 00:18:14,685 But you'd do anything for that person? 358 00:18:18,352 --> 00:18:19,769 Give Mermando the megaphone. 359 00:18:19,852 --> 00:18:21,269 Thanks, Dip. 360 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,685 Mabel, I have never met anyone like you. 361 00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:26,227 Same here. 362 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:28,578 Except for a zombie, a gnome, and a couple of cute vampires. 363 00:18:28,602 --> 00:18:30,060 I don't remember the vampires. 364 00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:31,685 I don't tell you everything. 365 00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:34,977 Well, Mermando, I guess this is it. 366 00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:36,977 Not quite. This is! 367 00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:42,477 Whoa! Okay, that's gross. Ugh. 368 00:18:45,352 --> 00:18:47,144 That was my first kiss! 369 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:50,102 Hey, it was also kind of your first kiss too, huh? Huh? 370 00:18:50,185 --> 00:18:52,602 Please don't involve me in this. 371 00:18:52,685 --> 00:18:54,394 Goodbye, Mermando. 372 00:18:54,477 --> 00:18:56,102 Goodbye, Mabel. 373 00:18:58,602 --> 00:19:00,144 You did the right thing, Dipper. 374 00:19:00,227 --> 00:19:02,185 Yeah, yeah. 375 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:06,185 Oh, wait, wait! One last thing! 376 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,560 Yes! 377 00:19:11,144 --> 00:19:13,227 I've always wanted to do that. 378 00:19:14,435 --> 00:19:16,352 A wrecked fence, dents in the pool mobile, 379 00:19:16,435 --> 00:19:19,144 and a missing megaphone? 380 00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:21,269 Who is responsible for this? 381 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:26,144 It's my fault, sir. I'm sorry. I got in too deep. 382 00:19:26,227 --> 00:19:29,269 Hand over the whistle, boy! 383 00:19:40,685 --> 00:19:43,310 If one more thing goes wrong today… 384 00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:45,394 You're free now! Free! 385 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,060 Inflatable ducks unite! 386 00:19:48,144 --> 00:19:49,129 You! 387 00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,685 Huh? Aah! 388 00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:55,852 Git 'em! Git 'em! 389 00:19:58,269 --> 00:19:59,870 Hey, doofus, you'll never guess what happened. 390 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,019 I just got fired. 391 00:20:01,102 --> 00:20:02,644 - What? Really? - Yeah. 392 00:20:02,727 --> 00:20:05,019 I guess poolcheck found out I was taking too many snacks. 393 00:20:05,102 --> 00:20:06,477 How many? 394 00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:09,161 Hey, wanna go break rules somewhere else? 395 00:20:09,185 --> 00:20:10,185 Of course! 396 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,394 Huh? 397 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,394 "Dear Mabel, I am home with my family, 398 00:20:23,477 --> 00:20:25,269 and I am very happy…" 399 00:20:25,352 --> 00:20:27,560 Our first kiss will always hold a place in my heart. 400 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,894 Technically hearts… 401 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,560 As a merman I have, like, 17 hearts. 402 00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:33,727 Horrifying but true! 403 00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:34,977 More bottles on the way! 404 00:20:39,352 --> 00:20:40,352 Stanford! 405 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:45,435 Well, guess you've won. Put 'er there. 406 00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:47,102 Hey! What the… 407 00:20:47,185 --> 00:20:49,435 Unless perhaps I predicted your plan, 408 00:20:49,519 --> 00:20:52,269 and coated the entire chair with glue last night! 409 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,394 Enjoy your chair… Forever. 410 00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:03,602 Kids, get the spatulas! Kids!