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Oh! Total domination!

2
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I am the master of
attic-stuff mini-golf!

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From the mighty Swiss Alps

4
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to the badlands of
Dipper's old laundry,

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where man fears to tread.

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All right,
let a pro on the field.

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Er… floor. Whatever.

8
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Ow! My head!

9
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It hit me right in the head!

10
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Yes! Stan shot!

11
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Is that legal?

12
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The judges say
it's out of bounds.

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- You're out of bounds!
- Hey! Stop it!

14
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Hey, Dipper, I gotta go hang out
with Candy and Grenda tonight.

15
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Aw, again?
You can't leave mid-game!

16
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Don't be silly, I'm not leaving!

17
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My friends are coming to me!

18
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Wait, what?

19
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Oh, no. No, no, no.

20
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Sleeping bags? Rom-come?

21
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Calling All Boys preteen edition?

22
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You're not having a…

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Sleep over!

24
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Ahh!

25
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Okay,
so how much do you like boys?

26
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So much!

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Boys make me think about kissing.

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Candy!

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Oh my gosh! Ow!

30
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We are so crazy tonight!

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Ohh!

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Ahh!

33
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Who wants to smear
make-up on my face?

34
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Oh, you're already
so beautiful Grenda,

35
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what would be the point?

36
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Beautiful! Beautiful!

37
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Beautiful!

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Mabel!

39
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Do you think you could
do this somewhere else?

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You're laughing at frequencies
only dogs should hear.

41
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Come on, it's not that bad.

42
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- You know what your brother needs?
- A makeover?

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Hey Soos, can I sleep in
your break room tonight?

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Of course, dude.

45
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You just gotta make your body
go like a video game puzzle block.

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The trick is to hold
perfectly still,

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Oh! Wait, wait.

48
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Oh! Wait, wait.

49
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Oh! Wait, wait. Ow, ow, ow…

50
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I think I'll sleep somewhere else.

51
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Actually felt good that time.

52
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Ow! Wait, wait.

53
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Sleeping under the stars…
Not bad.

54
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Ah! Get off!

55
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Ah! Ah! Get away!

56
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This is still better.

57
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Uhh… what happened last night?

58
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Whoa!

59
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What's up, party girl?

60
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I don't know what I
was kissing in there,

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but I have no regrets.

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Candy falls down now!

63
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That was awesome, girls!

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See you again soon!

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Hey brother!

66
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You want any of
this leftover pizza?

67
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It's got glitter on it!

68
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Mabel, last night an owl
tried to eat my tongue.

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That's great!

70
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No, it's not great!

71
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This is impossible to live with!

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What?
I'm delightful to live with!

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Get ready to be poked
by the fun stick!

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Boop. Ahh!

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Mabel,
I've had it with the fun stick!

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You've totally wrecked our room.

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And… Oh no!

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Our mini golf course!

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Yeah, Grenda sure
loves breaking things.

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Mabel, we need to lay
down some ground rules

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if we're gonna be living
in this room together.

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First of all, no sleepovers.

83
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What?

84
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Well if I can't have sleepovers,

85
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then you can't keep me up every
night with your summer reading.

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How does reading keep you up?

87
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Oh…

88
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Interesting…

89
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But who stole the capers?

90
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Well, at least my braces
don't whistle when I breathe!

91
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At least I wash my
clothes once in a while!

92
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Washing clothes is a waste of time!

93
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I'm a busy guy!

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All right.
If you meow one more time…

95
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Okay, that's it,
that's the final straw.

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Maybe we shouldn't
share a room anymore.

97
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Well, uh…

98
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Well, maybe we shouldn't!

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- Fine by me!
- Double fine by me!

100
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Then we need to talk to
Grunkle Stan about moving rooms.

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Yeah, he's a reasonable guy.

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

103
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Fight! Fight! Fight!

104
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Fight! Fight! Fight!

105
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Fight! Fight! Fight!

106
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TV, it knows what I want.

107
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Grunkle Stan?
We want different rooms.

108
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And I want a pair of
magic money pants!

109
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It's not gonna happen.

110
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Magic money pants?

111
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Come on, Grunkle Stan!

112
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Can't we work something out?

113
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Look, kid.
There's my room and the attic.

114
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That's it. What do you think,

115
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there's some kind of secret
hidden room in the shack?

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Dudes!

117
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I found some kind of secret
hidden room in the shack!

118
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Okay, so I was cleaning
up behind this bookcase,

119
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when boom! Mystery door.

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This old shack is
full of weird secrets.

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Woah!

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Classy!

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"Experiment 78."

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Grunkle Stan,
what is this place?

125
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I don't know. Just another room
I gotta clean up now.

126
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The carpet it's amazing!

127
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Yeah, if you're into
things that are terrible.

128
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Problem solved!
I'll move in here!

129
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What? Why do you
automatically get the room?

130
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We both saw it at the same time!

131
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Wait a second…

132
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So you both want this room, huh?

133
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I guess I'll give it to

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whichever one of
you I like more.

135
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Uh oh.
Looks like my shoe's untied!

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Give it to me.

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To the kitchen! Fight! Fight!

138
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Fight! Fight!

139
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Whoa. I don't know dudes.

140
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This room gives me
major creep-o vibes.

141
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Ya know,
the attic is a pretty good space.

142
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Maybe you two should
appreciate what you got.

143
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Grunkle Stan!
I gotta have that room!

144
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Huh. Hey, what do I know?

145
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Maybe there's nothing creepy
going on in this room.

146
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All right, kids,
here's how it's gonna go down.

147
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Whoever sucks up the hardest,
gets the key to the new room.

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Grunkle Stan,
we're not going to suck up to you

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just to get the new room.

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Yeah, we are!

151
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Ten suck up points for Mabel!

152
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I mean, uh, yeah we are!

153
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Trying too hard.
Minus 15 suck up points.

154
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- What?
- Good decision, Grunkle Stan!

155
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Trying way too hard!
Plus 50 suck up points.

156
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Now who wants to
re-tile the roof

157
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in searing 105 degree heat!

158
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- Me! Me!
- Me! I'll do it!

159
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No, Dipper! Give it here!

160
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Ahh, Stan, you're a good uncle.

161
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I'll kill you!

162
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Dipper! You're phoning it in!

163
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Ahh. Man, that's refreshing.

164
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Ten suck up points
for this lemonade.

165
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Thank you, Stan.

166
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Oh, ho! Ten more for politeness.

167
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Oh, and so sweet!

168
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All these chores will be
worth it when I get this room.

169
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Shag carpeting… come on!

170
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Hey, brother.
Don't get too comfortable,

171
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I just made Stan an omelet
shaped like his own face.

172
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I have seen the face of beauty.

173
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Face it.
I'm like a suck up ninja!

174
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This room's as good as mine!

175
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You might as well give up now.

176
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What do you say?

177
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I say, I'm gonna win this room somehow,
and when I do…

178
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I'll finally have my own space,

179
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and we'll never have to
share anything ever again!

180
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Ahh!

181
00:08:10,796 --> 00:08:13,257
Ugh… What happened?

182
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Dipper?

183
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Why are you wearing my clothes?

184
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And my… face!

185
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Am I in my your body?

186
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Am I in my your body?

187
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Ahh!

188
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Ahh!

189
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- Ahh!
- Ahh!

190
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Get out! Get out!

191
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Get out!

192
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This isn't happening.

193
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This isn't happening.
This isn't happening.

194
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Aahh!

195
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Great, just what we need.

196
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More Gravity Falls weirdness.

197
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This is stupid!

198
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Sharing a room was bad enough.

199
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Now we're sharing bodies?

200
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Ugh, braces are horrible.

201
00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,339
It's like my mouth hates me!

202
00:08:54,423 --> 00:08:56,300
And what are these things?

203
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I wanna know why
you're so sweaty!

204
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- And awkward.
- Hey, look!

205
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Experiment 78!

206
00:09:02,139 --> 00:09:04,391
Electron carpet.

207
00:09:04,474 --> 00:09:06,226
Atoms can swap electrons.

208
00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:07,978
This carpet must build
up a static charge

209
00:09:08,061 --> 00:09:10,522
so powerful it can swap minds.

210
00:09:10,606 --> 00:09:11,982
It was the static electricity.

211
00:09:12,065 --> 00:09:13,168
Maybe,
we could use it to switch back!

212
00:09:13,192 --> 00:09:14,902
Phew. Oh, oh!

213
00:09:14,985 --> 00:09:16,195
Glad I'm switchin' back.

214
00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:20,073
If I was you,
I would totally lose the contest.

215
00:09:20,157 --> 00:09:23,035
And if I was you, which I am…

216
00:09:23,118 --> 00:09:25,412
I could sabotage myself!

217
00:09:25,495 --> 00:09:27,849
Then Mabel would lose all her points
and the room would go to Dipper!

218
00:09:27,873 --> 00:09:28,873
Wait, what?

219
00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,459
Oh, Stan!

220
00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:32,628
I've always hated you!

221
00:09:32,711 --> 00:09:35,088
Ha ha! See who he
gives the room to now!

222
00:09:35,172 --> 00:09:37,007
No! Wait!

223
00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:38,425
Tie your shoes!

224
00:09:38,508 --> 00:09:40,886
Mmm… those cannibals
are onto something,

225
00:09:40,969 --> 00:09:42,012
I taste delicious!

226
00:09:42,095 --> 00:09:42,998
Grunkle Stan!

227
00:09:43,013 --> 00:09:44,097
What's the word, Mabel?

228
00:09:44,181 --> 00:09:46,725
That's right!
It's me, ugh, Mabel!

229
00:09:46,808 --> 00:09:49,186
If you like that omelet,
you'll love this…

230
00:09:49,269 --> 00:09:51,313
A sandwich made out of rocks!

231
00:09:51,396 --> 00:09:52,439
Candy rocks?

232
00:09:52,522 --> 00:09:54,691
Regular rocks!

233
00:09:54,775 --> 00:09:57,819
Keep that up, and I'll be
giving your brother this key.

234
00:09:57,903 --> 00:09:59,988
Ha ha! I mean… darn.

235
00:10:00,072 --> 00:10:01,823
Hey, Grunkle Stan!

236
00:10:01,907 --> 00:10:03,951
- Your face looks like a butt!
- What?

237
00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:09,248
Mabel's gone bananas!

238
00:10:09,331 --> 00:10:11,541
Bing! Zow! Ba-low!

239
00:10:12,751 --> 00:10:13,961
Well, this is getting weird.

240
00:10:14,044 --> 00:10:15,254
Wait!

241
00:10:15,337 --> 00:10:16,564
Are you gonna dock Mabel points?

242
00:10:16,588 --> 00:10:17,923
Dipper should lose
all his points!

243
00:10:18,006 --> 00:10:19,424
- Ugh!
- Grunkle Stan!

244
00:10:22,511 --> 00:10:23,845
Waddles, you got it good, bro.

245
00:10:23,929 --> 00:10:24,972
You got no worries.

246
00:10:25,055 --> 00:10:26,640
I mean, nobody thinks it's cute

247
00:10:26,723 --> 00:10:28,642
when I lie naked on
the living room floor.

248
00:10:28,725 --> 00:10:30,227
I wish I could be a pig.

249
00:10:36,358 --> 00:10:37,609
Yes!

250
00:10:37,693 --> 00:10:39,278
I should do out loud
wishing more often.

251
00:10:39,361 --> 00:10:41,738
Is that a corn cob I spy?

252
00:10:42,823 --> 00:10:44,408
I got little legs!

253
00:11:04,219 --> 00:11:05,345
Hey, Soos. What's up?

254
00:11:05,429 --> 00:11:06,722
Have you seen my…

255
00:11:10,851 --> 00:11:13,228
Uh… I'll come back later.

256
00:11:13,312 --> 00:11:14,688
Grunkle Stan, come back!

257
00:11:14,771 --> 00:11:16,273
I have more terrible
things to do!

258
00:11:16,356 --> 00:11:17,566
You're toast, Mabel!

259
00:11:17,649 --> 00:11:18,859
That room's as good as mine!

260
00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:21,069
There you are, Mabel!

261
00:11:21,153 --> 00:11:22,821
- Attack her with love!
- Yeah!

262
00:11:22,904 --> 00:11:24,990
Sleep over!

263
00:11:25,073 --> 00:11:26,408
What! No no no!

264
00:11:26,491 --> 00:11:28,660
Ahh! Dipper? Hey, wait!

265
00:11:28,744 --> 00:11:30,662
Wait, come back!

266
00:11:30,746 --> 00:11:35,208
Hey! Could I talk to my,
uh, sister for a sec?

267
00:11:35,292 --> 00:11:38,420
This is a sleepover buddy.
No boys allowed!

268
00:11:41,381 --> 00:11:44,885
Look guys, I'm not really in
a sleepover mood right now.

269
00:11:44,968 --> 00:11:47,512
One of my irrational girl mood
swings, you know?

270
00:11:47,596 --> 00:11:49,056
Right? Don't we have those?

271
00:11:49,139 --> 00:11:51,641
Come on! My mom's
age-inappropriate romance novels

272
00:11:51,725 --> 00:11:53,101
aren't going to read themselves!

273
00:11:53,185 --> 00:11:56,438
Oh! "Wolfman, Bare Chest"!

274
00:11:56,521 --> 00:11:57,939
Ohh!

275
00:11:58,023 --> 00:11:59,358
Uh, really, I should probably…

276
00:11:59,441 --> 00:12:01,401
Come on! You know you love it!

277
00:12:01,485 --> 00:12:02,694
"My name is Gerard.

278
00:12:02,819 --> 00:12:05,072
I am a werewolf,
creature of the night,

279
00:12:05,155 --> 00:12:06,948
but I am also a
creature of passion."

280
00:12:09,534 --> 00:12:11,036
Gerard is just so fierce.

281
00:12:11,119 --> 00:12:12,162
What's goin' on, Dipper?

282
00:12:14,122 --> 00:12:17,209
Ahh… you're at that creepy
age where you spy on girls, huh?

283
00:12:17,292 --> 00:12:19,628
Guess it's time you and
me had a man-to-man talk

284
00:12:19,711 --> 00:12:21,191
about the birds and the
bees, ya know.

285
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,259
- I… I should really be going…
- No way out of it!

286
00:12:26,343 --> 00:12:28,762
Look, it all begins
with this little fella,

287
00:12:28,845 --> 00:12:30,347
the pituitary gland.

288
00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:33,934
He may be little,
but he has big plans.

289
00:12:34,017 --> 00:12:35,102
Ahh!

290
00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:40,023
I wonder what rollicking
adventures I'll stumble into.

291
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,067
A mud puddle!

292
00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:44,861
Do I dare live out the cliché?

293
00:12:46,947 --> 00:12:48,990
Wow!

294
00:12:49,074 --> 00:12:51,284
I'm a pig! Oink oink, right?

295
00:12:51,368 --> 00:12:52,577
Free meal!

296
00:12:53,954 --> 00:12:54,955
No! Don't eat me!

297
00:12:55,038 --> 00:12:56,456
I'm a man trapped
in a pig's body!

298
00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:58,917
That's what they all say!

299
00:13:00,961 --> 00:13:02,295
Help! Police!

300
00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:05,382
A bearded witch
chasing a talking pig!

301
00:13:05,465 --> 00:13:07,926
My horoscope came true.

302
00:13:08,009 --> 00:13:09,094
Now read mine!

303
00:13:09,177 --> 00:13:10,971
- What are you, Gemini?
- You knew?

304
00:13:11,054 --> 00:13:11,998
Yeah, of course, I knew!

305
00:13:12,013 --> 00:13:14,766
And now you know where
babies come from.

306
00:13:14,850 --> 00:13:17,102
Goodbye, childhood.

307
00:13:17,185 --> 00:13:19,604
You know, I find you more
likable today than usual.

308
00:13:19,688 --> 00:13:21,606
Maybe you could still
win that game after all.

309
00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:22,690
Huh?

310
00:13:22,732 --> 00:13:24,252
I was gonna give that
new room to Mabel…

311
00:13:24,276 --> 00:13:26,111
No, you should!
Give it to Mabel!

312
00:13:26,194 --> 00:13:27,696
You big jerk!

313
00:13:27,779 --> 00:13:29,739
What did you say to me?

314
00:13:29,823 --> 00:13:32,117
I said, uh, shut up, old man!

315
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,411
You're fat and dumb,
and you're a dummy,

316
00:13:34,494 --> 00:13:36,913
and take that!

317
00:13:36,997 --> 00:13:40,125
Finally standing up to me, huh?

318
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:41,793
I love it!

319
00:13:41,877 --> 00:13:43,837
You know, I've made up my mind.

320
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,006
The room belongs to you, Dipper.

321
00:13:46,089 --> 00:13:47,075
You can't!

322
00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:48,192
You have to give it to Mabel!

323
00:13:49,217 --> 00:13:51,386
You had me at "shut up old man."

324
00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:53,513
No!

325
00:13:53,972 --> 00:13:55,056
The end.

326
00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:57,809
- Phew.
- Now for the 38 sequels!

327
00:13:57,893 --> 00:14:00,020
No!

328
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,439
I'm gonna make you into bacon!

329
00:14:02,522 --> 00:14:03,982
Oh, ho! That sounds pretty good.

330
00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:06,067
Wait, I mean, no!

331
00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:10,780
Three, four, five.

332
00:14:12,073 --> 00:14:13,783
It's him! My dream date!

333
00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:14,993
Hello!

334
00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:16,786
Hello baby, this is Kevin.

335
00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:19,080
My beach house has room…
For two.

336
00:14:19,164 --> 00:14:21,082
Kevin has the voice of a robot.

337
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:23,543
Don't ruin this for me, Candy!

338
00:14:23,627 --> 00:14:25,504
It's your turn, Mabel.

339
00:14:27,839 --> 00:14:29,090
I gotta win the room.

340
00:14:29,174 --> 00:14:30,967
Stan! It's me, Mabel!

341
00:14:31,051 --> 00:14:32,761
I'm doing things you hate!

342
00:14:36,681 --> 00:14:38,642
It's over, Dipper.

343
00:14:38,725 --> 00:14:40,477
Stan gave you the room.

344
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,021
Ha ha! Yes! All right!

345
00:14:45,982 --> 00:14:48,568
Well let's switch bodies then,
and I can start moving in!

346
00:14:48,652 --> 00:14:50,612
Wait a minute,
you can't have the room…

347
00:14:50,695 --> 00:14:52,531
If you can never get in!

348
00:14:52,614 --> 00:14:53,990
Hey, come back!

349
00:14:56,701 --> 00:14:57,786
Come on!

350
00:14:57,869 --> 00:14:59,829
Open the door, Dipper!

351
00:14:59,913 --> 00:15:01,540
I mean… Mabel.

352
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,294
How am I ever
gonna get in there?

353
00:15:07,754 --> 00:15:10,840
Kevin for the last time,
I'm not interested!

354
00:15:10,924 --> 00:15:12,551
How could you say that to Kevin!

355
00:15:12,634 --> 00:15:17,514
Hey girls, who wants to
give my brother a make-over!

356
00:15:35,615 --> 00:15:36,616
Oh, good, Soos.

357
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,785
Ya got a second?

358
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:43,790
Look, times are tough,
economy, or something, etc.

359
00:15:43,873 --> 00:15:46,084
Basically…
I have to cut your pay.

360
00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,505
Wh… what are you doing?

361
00:15:53,758 --> 00:15:55,468
Is this some sort of
negotiating tactic?

362
00:15:55,552 --> 00:15:56,752
'Cause it's not gonna to work.

363
00:15:59,973 --> 00:16:01,725
Fine! I was lying.
I'll give you a raise!

364
00:16:01,808 --> 00:16:03,602
Just never do that again.

365
00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:05,729
Ugh. Nightmare.

366
00:16:05,812 --> 00:16:08,565
Can you help me?
I'm looking for directions…

367
00:16:13,695 --> 00:16:15,322
Oh, you'll show me the way?

368
00:16:15,405 --> 00:16:16,906
Such a gentleman!

369
00:16:20,452 --> 00:16:21,828
It's Candy and Grenda!

370
00:16:21,911 --> 00:16:23,121
Friends!

371
00:16:23,204 --> 00:16:24,623
Hey guys!

372
00:16:24,706 --> 00:16:26,291
What's up?

373
00:16:26,374 --> 00:16:28,209
Dipper? Wait!
Don't let him in here!

374
00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:29,377
Make over!

375
00:16:29,461 --> 00:16:31,755
No, no! Stop, stop! Whoa, no!

376
00:16:31,838 --> 00:16:33,340
We're gonna make you so hot!

377
00:16:33,423 --> 00:16:34,674
Wait, no! Stop!

378
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:36,885
Guys, you have to listen to me!

379
00:16:36,968 --> 00:16:38,595
No!

380
00:16:38,678 --> 00:16:40,013
Good job, ladies!

381
00:16:40,096 --> 00:16:44,100
Now let me just add
one final touch!

382
00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:49,898
My body!

383
00:16:49,981 --> 00:16:52,442
I'm a genius!

384
00:16:52,525 --> 00:16:54,235
Ugh… all right, Mabel.

385
00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:55,403
The room is mine.

386
00:16:55,487 --> 00:16:56,964
Wait! Hold on here.
What just happened?

387
00:16:56,988 --> 00:16:59,658
I barely understand it.

388
00:16:59,741 --> 00:17:02,369
All I know, is if you shuffle
your feet on this carpet,

389
00:17:02,452 --> 00:17:04,537
you can switch
bodies or whatever.

390
00:17:06,456 --> 00:17:08,041
- Zip zip!
- No!

391
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:12,671
Aw, come on!

392
00:17:12,754 --> 00:17:14,297
I am a boy now!

393
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,423
What's up, brah?

394
00:17:15,507 --> 00:17:16,525
Lets grow some moustaches!

395
00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:18,176
Dipper, give me that key back!

396
00:17:19,469 --> 00:17:21,221
Guys! Stop fighting!

397
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:24,015
Oh, no!

398
00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:25,451
Then again,
I like having muscles for once.

399
00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:26,475
Wow!

400
00:17:26,518 --> 00:17:28,395
Now I have tiny
little doll hands!

401
00:17:28,478 --> 00:17:29,562
Everybody, look.

402
00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:32,482
Swap back in three, two…

403
00:17:32,565 --> 00:17:33,858
Oh, dude!

404
00:17:33,942 --> 00:17:36,152
Come back!
I wanna deep fry yer ears!

405
00:17:41,032 --> 00:17:42,617
Tonight on baby fights!

406
00:17:42,701 --> 00:17:44,828
Tensions rise between
Madison and Avery

407
00:17:44,911 --> 00:17:45,991
at baby fight headquarters.

408
00:17:48,665 --> 00:17:50,375
Give me my body back!

409
00:17:54,838 --> 00:17:56,673
Cool! I'm Santa Claus!

410
00:17:56,756 --> 00:17:58,049
Whoo-ee! Ha ha!

411
00:17:58,133 --> 00:17:59,509
I've regained my innocence!

412
00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:02,011
Well, I guess I'm a pig now.

413
00:18:02,095 --> 00:18:03,138
So, that's a thing.

414
00:18:05,056 --> 00:18:06,391
This body's not that different

415
00:18:06,474 --> 00:18:07,377
from my old one.

416
00:18:07,392 --> 00:18:09,519
We got some reports
of excessive giggling.

417
00:18:12,605 --> 00:18:15,066
My horoscope
didn't say anything about this!

418
00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:16,943
Ahh! What's happening to me?

419
00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:20,655
Ow! Ugh!

420
00:18:20,739 --> 00:18:22,115
I am a police officer now!

421
00:18:23,491 --> 00:18:25,160
Let's go get some perps, Candy!

422
00:18:25,243 --> 00:18:26,745
Give me that key, Mabel! Never!

423
00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:36,713
Mabel, are you you?

424
00:18:36,796 --> 00:18:38,548
Yeah, I'm me.

425
00:18:38,631 --> 00:18:39,924
Well, I've got the key!

426
00:18:44,804 --> 00:18:47,015
Mabel! The room is mine!

427
00:18:47,098 --> 00:18:48,683
Give it to me!

428
00:18:50,351 --> 00:18:51,394
What's with you?

429
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,188
Why do you need
that room so bad?

430
00:18:53,271 --> 00:18:55,315
I never even wanted to move out!

431
00:18:55,398 --> 00:18:56,399
Me either!

432
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,985
Wait, what? Say that again!

433
00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:01,946
I… I never wanted to move out.

434
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,698
Then what was all this?

435
00:19:03,782 --> 00:19:06,493
Everything was fine until
you started bringing

436
00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:07,869
your friends around every night.

437
00:19:07,952 --> 00:19:10,079
I mean, hanging out with
you this summer's been fun.

438
00:19:10,163 --> 00:19:12,791
But now, you're always
with Candy and Grenda.

439
00:19:12,874 --> 00:19:16,294
And I'm…
Like, just left behind.

440
00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:18,797
Aw, Dipper.

441
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,006
It's okay.

442
00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:21,508
I've been having a hard time.

443
00:19:21,591 --> 00:19:23,360
You wouldn't understand
what I'm going through.

444
00:19:23,384 --> 00:19:26,888
You're probably feeling
awkward and sweaty, huh?

445
00:19:26,971 --> 00:19:29,557
Yeah. How'd you know?

446
00:19:29,641 --> 00:19:32,310
Here. I won't fight you for it.

447
00:19:32,393 --> 00:19:34,270
Thanks.

448
00:19:36,773 --> 00:19:38,942
Well, it looks like
everyone's back to normal!

449
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,822
Except for Soos,
who may be pig permanently?

450
00:19:43,905 --> 00:19:46,449
Oh, no. I changed back.

451
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,992
At least I think I did.

452
00:19:48,076 --> 00:19:49,327
I'll still eat ya.

453
00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,954
Okay pal, that's enough of that.

454
00:19:51,037 --> 00:19:53,206
Move it along, weird old man.

455
00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:56,042
Huh, I guess being a pig
wasn't that great after all.

456
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,378
Hey, lemme get that spot
you can never reach…

457
00:20:00,171 --> 00:20:02,799
Hey, I've been thinking
and the answer is…

458
00:20:02,882 --> 00:20:05,134
Yes! I will marry you!

459
00:20:05,218 --> 00:20:06,818
Wait I don't remember
anything about a…

460
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:09,848
Hmm. All right.

461
00:20:12,016 --> 00:20:13,393
Ah, there.

462
00:20:13,476 --> 00:20:15,770
Ahh, a man in his own space.

463
00:20:16,646 --> 00:20:18,356
That's right! Finally.

464
00:20:18,439 --> 00:20:20,441
So what are you gonna
do with this old thing?

465
00:20:20,525 --> 00:20:21,526
Get rid of it.

466
00:20:21,609 --> 00:20:24,320
Ha ha! You got it.

467
00:20:24,404 --> 00:20:26,197
This carpet's ugly.

468
00:20:27,448 --> 00:20:30,285
Ah, finally, my own room.

469
00:20:30,368 --> 00:20:31,911
Goodnight, Mabel.

470
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,419
Goodnight, Dipper.

471
00:20:48,928 --> 00:20:51,180
Hey, um,
you wanna have a sleepover?

472
00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:55,183
Fore!

473
00:20:59,814 --> 00:21:02,650
Ah!
Why am I even out here at night?

474
00:21:03,818 --> 00:21:06,154
So, what are we gonna
do with that new room?

475
00:21:06,237 --> 00:21:09,449
I gave it to Soos to replace
that horrible break room he has.

476
00:21:09,532 --> 00:21:12,035
Hey, do you know what the
deal was with that lady?

477
00:21:13,328 --> 00:21:15,580
I just don't think I
can do this anymore.

478
00:21:15,663 --> 00:21:18,833
You just seem so… different.

479
00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:22,128
Look, dude, uh, I'm playing a
little bit of catch up here.

480
00:21:22,211 --> 00:21:23,814
I was in a pig's body
for most of the day.

481
00:21:23,838 --> 00:21:24,923
What's going on?

482
00:21:27,675 --> 00:21:28,675
Can we kiss again?

483
00:21:28,718 --> 00:21:29,718
Is that an option?

484
00:21:32,388 --> 00:21:33,389
Oh! Wait, wait.