1 00:00:03,127 --> 00:00:05,671 Do you have this t-shirt in my size? 2 00:00:05,754 --> 00:00:07,047 I have something even better. 3 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:08,924 Behold! My butt! 4 00:00:11,135 --> 00:00:13,262 I could play this game forever. 5 00:00:13,345 --> 00:00:15,681 - What'd you say? - Coughing! I was coughing! 6 00:00:15,764 --> 00:00:17,766 - Those weren't words! - Ha ha ha ha! 7 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:19,977 This is fun, what you two have. 8 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:22,146 Mabel! How long have you been standing there? 9 00:00:22,229 --> 00:00:23,689 Don't worry about that. 10 00:00:23,772 --> 00:00:26,567 Let's talk about why I'm doing this dance! 11 00:00:28,277 --> 00:00:30,321 Oh no! She got into the smile dip again! 12 00:00:30,404 --> 00:00:31,655 Wrong one thousand! 13 00:00:31,739 --> 00:00:35,159 It's because today is the greatest day of my life! 14 00:00:35,242 --> 00:00:37,077 Waa! Ow! 15 00:00:37,161 --> 00:00:41,415 Sev'ral Timez is playing at the Gravity Falls Civic Center and Buffet! 16 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:43,584 Ahh. Sev'ral Timez? 17 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:45,794 Aren't they that boy band that came a decade too late? 18 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:56,931 We're not threatening! 19 00:00:58,140 --> 00:01:00,935 Mabel, you know all those boy bands are fake, right? 20 00:01:01,018 --> 00:01:03,437 Dipper's right. They're just a manufactured product 21 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:05,314 of the bloated corporate music industry. 22 00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:07,566 You're making my dance sad! 23 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:10,402 There's probably a machine that mass produces them. 24 00:01:10,486 --> 00:01:12,571 Or maybe the boys are grown from pods. 25 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,406 Yeah! Pods, totally! 26 00:01:14,490 --> 00:01:16,659 You guys can't ruin this for me. 27 00:01:16,742 --> 00:01:18,244 Mabel's got backup! 28 00:01:18,327 --> 00:01:20,079 - Hey, guys! - Whoo whoo! 29 00:01:20,162 --> 00:01:22,540 I'm ready for the greatest night of our lives! 30 00:01:29,171 --> 00:01:31,632 - Uhh. Girls. - I know, right? 31 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:34,927 I'm okay. 32 00:02:17,928 --> 00:02:21,265 Ooh. Should I got with lip balm or lip salve? 33 00:02:21,348 --> 00:02:23,851 Go wild! Tonight's our night! 34 00:02:23,934 --> 00:02:26,103 I can't wait, guys. Tonight we're gonna meet. 35 00:02:26,186 --> 00:02:27,855 Creggy G, Greggy C, 36 00:02:27,938 --> 00:02:30,941 Leggy P, Chubby Z, and Deep Chris! 37 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:32,109 He's the fat one. 38 00:02:32,192 --> 00:02:34,695 And those boys will fall in love with us. 39 00:02:34,778 --> 00:02:36,322 Why wouldn't they? 40 00:02:38,782 --> 00:02:40,784 Hey, this is the fingerless glove store? 41 00:02:40,868 --> 00:02:42,387 I like things that are dumb. I'm Robbie. 42 00:02:42,411 --> 00:02:44,455 Come on, man! 43 00:02:44,538 --> 00:02:46,999 Ha ha ha ha ha. Laugh it up, chief. 44 00:02:47,082 --> 00:02:50,377 So, Wendy, Nate and his girlfriend are going to Lookout Point this weekend. 45 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:53,672 - Maybe we should go, too. - Are you kidding me? 46 00:02:53,797 --> 00:02:55,549 First you stand me up last night, 47 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,427 and instead of apologizing, you want me to go to Lookout Point? 48 00:02:58,510 --> 00:03:00,888 I'll just be… over here. 49 00:03:02,556 --> 00:03:05,809 Look, Robbie. I'm not sure this relationship's working. 50 00:03:05,893 --> 00:03:07,269 Maybe I should see other people. 51 00:03:09,521 --> 00:03:10,606 Yes! 52 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,336 Whoa. Whoa. Hey. Hey. Before you do anything crazy, 53 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,654 I, uh, I want you to hear this. 54 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,782 Hope this works. 55 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:25,621 I wrote this song just for you. 56 00:03:45,891 --> 00:03:48,686 You know, maybe I was being a little hasty. 57 00:03:48,769 --> 00:03:50,562 I'll give you another chance. 58 00:03:50,646 --> 00:03:51,814 Yes! All right! 59 00:03:51,897 --> 00:03:53,399 Mwah. 60 00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:55,275 Let me go grab my coat. 61 00:03:56,610 --> 00:03:59,530 All right, Robbie, I saw that weird cd. 62 00:03:59,613 --> 00:04:01,031 What the heck are you up to? 63 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:03,659 It's called romance, kid. Something you'd never understand. 64 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:06,063 You ready? 65 00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:08,497 - I can't believe you wrote that for me. - I know. 66 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:10,999 I'm just so insanely talented. 67 00:04:17,297 --> 00:04:18,841 What are you doing? 68 00:04:18,924 --> 00:04:20,968 Guys, the weirdest thing just happened. 69 00:04:21,051 --> 00:04:23,637 I think Robbie might be hypnotizing Wendy with his music. 70 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:26,432 Oh, Dipper! Girls just like musicians. 71 00:04:26,515 --> 00:04:29,143 - You'll understand when you're older. - We're the same age! 72 00:04:29,226 --> 00:04:31,729 Girls mature faster than guys. Right, Grenda? 73 00:04:31,812 --> 00:04:34,398 Mmm… this is Grenda time! 74 00:04:34,481 --> 00:04:36,942 Mmm… mmm… mmm… 75 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:42,156 Okay, girls, have you all practiced your obsessed boy band scream? 76 00:04:42,239 --> 00:04:43,407 Aaaah! 77 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:45,075 Aaaah! 78 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:47,119 Aaaaah! 79 00:04:47,202 --> 00:04:49,204 Just gonna ignore that. 80 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:51,039 Tickets, please! 81 00:04:51,123 --> 00:04:54,168 Too late, girls! The show is sold out. 82 00:04:58,255 --> 00:05:00,883 This night is ruined! 83 00:05:00,966 --> 00:05:03,177 I welcome you, death. 84 00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:11,059 No! I said we're going to meet Sev'ral Timez tonight, and I meant it! 85 00:05:11,143 --> 00:05:14,021 And I'm not gonna let a "keep out" sign keep us out! 86 00:05:19,693 --> 00:05:21,153 What's with the pacing, kid? 87 00:05:21,236 --> 00:05:22,946 You look even more freaked out than usual. 88 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:25,282 Ah, I don't know. You wouldn't understand. 89 00:05:25,365 --> 00:05:27,826 Ah, come on, kid. Try me. 90 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,787 Okay. This is gonna sound weird, 91 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:32,831 but I think Robbie might be brainwashing Wendy with music. 92 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:35,918 I've seen this before. 93 00:05:36,001 --> 00:05:38,504 - Really? - Her name was Carla McCorkle. 94 00:05:38,587 --> 00:05:41,215 Carla "Hot Pants" McCorkle… 95 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:48,180 Me and Carla baby would cut a rug together at The Juke Joint, 96 00:05:48,263 --> 00:05:52,017 our favorite '50s-themed 1970s diner. 97 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,269 Then one day, this new age tree-hugger 98 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:58,106 starts playing this transcendental hippie music. 99 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:00,943 Ahh… 100 00:06:01,026 --> 00:06:03,111 Carla's hot pants turned into bell-bottoms 101 00:06:03,195 --> 00:06:05,364 before I even knew what happened. 102 00:06:10,452 --> 00:06:12,222 My memories get a little hallucination-y at the end, 103 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:13,705 but you get the gist. 104 00:06:13,789 --> 00:06:16,625 So, wait. You actually believe my theory? 105 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:20,462 You're darn right I do, and we're gonna get to the bottom of it. 106 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,798 Right after I get to the bottom of this brown meat. 107 00:06:22,881 --> 00:06:25,425 It's apoca-licious! 108 00:06:27,135 --> 00:06:29,221 D Sev'ral Timez d. 109 00:06:31,473 --> 00:06:33,350 Hey, girl, I just want to get real for a moment 110 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:35,310 and say that while we love being superstars, 111 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:38,146 the real reason we do this is for you, for you specifically, 112 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:40,023 not the girl sitting next to you, but you. 113 00:06:40,107 --> 00:06:41,942 I love you, Deep Chris! 114 00:06:42,025 --> 00:06:43,944 He was talking to me! 115 00:06:46,113 --> 00:06:48,031 Git 'em! Git 'em! 116 00:06:48,115 --> 00:06:49,992 Thank you! Good night! 117 00:06:53,203 --> 00:06:55,205 Hello? Sev'ral Timez? 118 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:57,833 We want to give you several kisses! 119 00:06:57,916 --> 00:06:59,167 Look! 120 00:07:01,962 --> 00:07:03,130 This is it, girls. 121 00:07:03,213 --> 00:07:06,884 You're finally going to meet the five cutest boys in the world! 122 00:07:06,967 --> 00:07:11,263 Dipper's gonna eat his words that boy bands are fake. 123 00:07:26,361 --> 00:07:27,571 This is fun! 124 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:32,784 Yo! We're clones, dawg! 125 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:34,328 - O… - M… 126 00:07:34,411 --> 00:07:35,537 G! 127 00:07:37,497 --> 00:07:39,708 That is one big hamster tube. 128 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:41,585 Someone's coming! 129 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:45,297 Terrible show! 130 00:07:45,380 --> 00:07:47,424 What is wrong with you boys? 131 00:07:47,507 --> 00:07:49,635 You barely even sold out the arena! 132 00:07:49,718 --> 00:07:51,762 And Deep Chris, you call that a pout? 133 00:07:52,971 --> 00:07:56,224 Every one of you should be ashamed of yourselves! 134 00:07:56,308 --> 00:07:58,578 Except for you, Leggy P, you were really on point tonight. 135 00:07:58,602 --> 00:08:00,437 Here ya go, gorgeous. 136 00:08:03,231 --> 00:08:05,484 As for the rest of you, remember: 137 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:09,237 You can always be replaced by your brothers. 138 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:12,199 Dance for me, child, dance! 139 00:08:18,538 --> 00:08:20,332 My throat is killin' me! 140 00:08:20,415 --> 00:08:22,918 Can someone get me a lemon and water? 141 00:08:23,001 --> 00:08:25,003 Ooh! Who goes there? 142 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,422 Prepared to be danced at! 143 00:08:29,841 --> 00:08:31,385 Step off, Deep Chris! 144 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:34,012 She's a lady. Don't disrespect her, bro! 145 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:36,890 - Don't disrespect! - Mah bad. 146 00:08:38,475 --> 00:08:42,062 Chubby Z, let's calm this boo by posin' for her, poster-style! 147 00:08:42,145 --> 00:08:46,858 Whoo! Trying hard not to let my brain explode! 148 00:08:46,942 --> 00:08:48,735 I've always wanted to meet you guys! 149 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:52,197 But what was the deal with that scary chub-chub man? 150 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,949 Mr. Bratzman's our producer, yo. 151 00:08:54,032 --> 00:08:57,077 He genetically engineered us to be the perfect boy band, G! 152 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,328 But he keeps us in cages! 153 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:00,330 That junk is straight brutal, girl! 154 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:02,958 That is straight brutal, Chubby Z! 155 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:06,545 Our one dream is to escape into the real world, for real. 156 00:09:06,628 --> 00:09:08,548 Yo, I heard tell about these things called trees? 157 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:10,882 I don't know what they are, but I want to kiss one! 158 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:13,135 But we can't disobey Mr. Bratzman! 159 00:09:13,218 --> 00:09:14,553 He says he loves us! 160 00:09:14,636 --> 00:09:16,638 If he loved you, he'd set you free! 161 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,473 True dat. 162 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:19,766 That's a valid perspective! 163 00:09:21,184 --> 00:09:22,728 Let's go right now. 164 00:09:22,811 --> 00:09:24,438 Me and my friends can help you escape. 165 00:09:24,521 --> 00:09:26,690 We're masters of stealth! 166 00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:28,608 Yo! You'd really do that for us, Beef? 167 00:09:28,692 --> 00:09:30,318 You can count on me! 168 00:09:30,402 --> 00:09:32,738 I'm sorry, did you just call me "Beef"? 169 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:38,952 You see, Dipper, music has subliminal mind-control hidden in it all the time. 170 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:41,038 If you listen closely, even the music I play 171 00:09:41,121 --> 00:09:43,790 in the gift shop has subtle hidden messages. 172 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:46,334 Buy more keychains! 173 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:49,296 Buy more keychains! 174 00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:51,315 If you want to hear the mind-controlling messages, 175 00:09:51,339 --> 00:09:52,841 you gotta slow down the record. 176 00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:53,967 Gimme that LP! 177 00:09:57,929 --> 00:09:59,181 Oh. Right. 178 00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:03,101 We're doing something wrong here, but I can't put my finger on it. 179 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,355 Hey, guys! How was the concert? And what's in the bag? 180 00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:09,024 Uh, money. Money we stole. 181 00:10:09,107 --> 00:10:11,109 We are criminals. We will cut you! 182 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:13,320 Let's go away from here now! 183 00:10:13,403 --> 00:10:15,322 Ooh! Ow! 184 00:10:15,405 --> 00:10:17,074 Dang, girl! 185 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:25,624 Your tour bus is really strange, Mabel girl. 186 00:10:25,707 --> 00:10:26,792 Where the feeding tubes at? 187 00:10:28,251 --> 00:10:30,045 Yo, what up, girl? 188 00:10:31,755 --> 00:10:33,298 So when do we get to go outside? 189 00:10:33,381 --> 00:10:35,967 I want to cavort like a woodland creature! 190 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,304 It's your producer! 191 00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:47,020 Hyahh! 192 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:49,439 Can't believe those boys escaped from their cage! 193 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:52,109 You there! I found this trail of frosted tips 194 00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:54,277 leading to this very location! 195 00:10:54,361 --> 00:10:56,446 Have you seen any perfect boys around here? 196 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,073 Only when I look in the mirror. 197 00:10:58,156 --> 00:10:59,282 Ha ha! Up top! 198 00:11:00,575 --> 00:11:02,285 They must be around here somewhere. 199 00:11:02,369 --> 00:11:05,330 I'll find those boys if I have to turn this town upside-down! 200 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:08,416 Shoo! Shoo! 201 00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:11,920 Grrr! 202 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:14,840 Good boy. 203 00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:16,123 Guys, it's not safe out there. 204 00:11:16,174 --> 00:11:17,843 Ergman's still looking for you! 205 00:11:17,926 --> 00:11:20,095 What do we do? Oh, dang! I'm scared, Mabel! 206 00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:22,472 Don't worry, guys, he has to give up eventually. 207 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:25,267 Hey, in the meantime, you can stay here with us! 208 00:11:25,642 --> 00:11:27,310 2013! 209 00:11:27,394 --> 00:11:30,188 Girls, do you realize what's happening here? 210 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,440 We have our very own pet boy band 211 00:11:32,524 --> 00:11:34,860 that we can do whatever we want with! 212 00:11:34,943 --> 00:11:37,112 Remember, eventually we have to let them go. 213 00:11:37,195 --> 00:11:40,115 We have to promise not to get too attached to them. 214 00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:42,450 Right, Mabel? Mabel? 215 00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:44,161 All aboard the braid train! 216 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:46,413 Braid, braid! 217 00:11:47,789 --> 00:11:49,499 What? 218 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,279 - Just a… Just a few more minutes. - But… 219 00:12:23,825 --> 00:12:25,368 All right. 220 00:12:25,452 --> 00:12:27,180 Took all day, but I converted it to a record. 221 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:31,124 Now we can slow it down to see if the mind-control-message theory is correct. 222 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,876 Prepare to have your mind blown. 223 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:35,170 Spit take, here I come. 224 00:12:42,385 --> 00:12:45,263 - d I'm tossing and turning d - Hmm. 225 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,682 That's not spit-worthy. What gives? 226 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,935 What? Is that it? 227 00:12:52,854 --> 00:12:54,648 Ohh! This was so stupid! 228 00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:56,167 Of course there's no hidden mind-control messages! 229 00:12:56,191 --> 00:12:59,444 Mabel was right. Wendy just likes the song. 230 00:12:59,527 --> 00:13:00,527 She just likes Robbie. 231 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:01,988 Hey, Dip. 232 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,740 Forgot my keys. 233 00:13:03,823 --> 00:13:05,533 What's up, junior? What are you doing, 234 00:13:05,617 --> 00:13:07,077 trying to come up with an equation 235 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,120 to make girls like you? Ha ha ha! 236 00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:10,872 Ready to go to Lookout Point? 237 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,582 Am I? Later, dorks. 238 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,376 Catch you on the rewind. 239 00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:15,459 I made that up. 240 00:13:15,502 --> 00:13:17,003 I'll rewind your face! 241 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:20,006 Wait a minute. Stan, rewind! 242 00:13:28,473 --> 00:13:31,059 Holy mackerel! Now there's your spit take! 243 00:13:31,142 --> 00:13:34,646 Ha ha! I knew it! It's mind-control after all. 244 00:13:34,729 --> 00:13:36,648 Oh, no! I gotta save Wendy! 245 00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:39,985 Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face! Let's roll! 246 00:13:43,238 --> 00:13:44,447 How'd it go up there? 247 00:13:44,531 --> 00:13:47,367 Ohh. I finally got them to sleep. 248 00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:50,745 Poor Greggy C. He tried to eat a tape dispenser. 249 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,831 I think this is food, dawg! 250 00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:58,044 Yo, you gonna share that? 251 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,088 Ah, memories. 252 00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:01,881 The music industry was shaken today 253 00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:05,218 at the news that boy band king Ergman Bratzman has been arrested. 254 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,594 He was pulled over tonight 255 00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,805 for not having a rear license plate. 256 00:14:08,888 --> 00:14:11,808 I'm telling ya, the goat took it! 257 00:14:11,891 --> 00:14:13,768 That's what they all say. 258 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:16,604 He is now in county jail awaiting trial. 259 00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:18,064 Yes! 260 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,828 We have to tell the boys they are free now! 261 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,528 Let's go! 262 00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:26,239 Not so fast! 263 00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:28,116 They're not going anywhere. 264 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,204 What the dealio, Mabel? 265 00:14:33,288 --> 00:14:35,957 That evil producer is gone. We have to tell the boys! 266 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,835 Wait, girls, let's not be so hasty. I mean, 267 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,254 think about it: If we don't tell the boys, 268 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,797 then they can stay here with me. 269 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,466 I mean with us. 270 00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:46,468 Mabel, we can't keep them here forever. 271 00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:47,719 But I love them! 272 00:14:47,802 --> 00:14:49,888 If you love them, you'd set them free. 273 00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:52,515 Never! Every boy I loved this summer has left me, 274 00:14:52,599 --> 00:14:54,476 and I'm not gonna let it happen again! 275 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:57,812 Candy, we gotta get past Mabel! She's gone boy-crazy! 276 00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,231 Uhh! Boys! 277 00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,902 Candy… attack! 278 00:15:05,737 --> 00:15:06,905 - Whoa! - Dang! 279 00:15:06,988 --> 00:15:09,407 You guys! Ergman Bratzman is in jail! 280 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,992 - You're free! - Just go! 281 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,161 Whoa! Is that true, Mabel-dawg? 282 00:15:13,244 --> 00:15:15,246 Uh, no. Your producer's still out there. 283 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:18,333 You're gonna have to stay here… Probably forever! 284 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,168 What? You can't listen to her! 285 00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:21,669 Mabel's our girl, girl. 286 00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,797 She puts pizza in our food trough. 287 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,674 She changes my newspaper, yo. She's a'ight. 288 00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:29,260 She is not a'ight, Chubby Z! 289 00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:31,096 Sev'ral Timez! 290 00:15:31,179 --> 00:15:32,389 Yes, Mabel-dawg? 291 00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:35,767 Remove these two from the premises, please. 292 00:15:38,186 --> 00:15:41,231 Oh, no! They're aggressively dancing at us! 293 00:15:41,564 --> 00:15:43,691 Mabel's gone mad with power! 294 00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:45,610 Save yourselves, Sev'ral Timez! 295 00:15:45,693 --> 00:15:47,779 You were better off with your producer! 296 00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:48,988 Word! 297 00:15:49,072 --> 00:15:50,990 Call me, Deep Chris! 298 00:15:51,074 --> 00:15:52,534 2013! 299 00:15:52,617 --> 00:15:54,953 Thanks, you boys. 300 00:15:55,036 --> 00:15:57,539 Now let's get aboard the braid train. 301 00:15:57,622 --> 00:15:59,249 Things just got pretty heavy, Mabel. 302 00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:01,352 Maybe we should all just like chill for a minute, and… 303 00:16:01,376 --> 00:16:04,379 I said, let's get aboard the braid train! 304 00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:06,005 - Ohh. - Hmm. 305 00:16:07,757 --> 00:16:10,718 We gotta warn Wendy about that song before she gets brainwashed! 306 00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:13,596 Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored! 307 00:16:20,228 --> 00:16:22,564 Huh. Weird. Nate didn't show up. 308 00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:25,066 So I-I guess it's just you and me. 309 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,527 This isn't what I was planning at all. 310 00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:31,322 Whoa! Ooh! 311 00:16:31,406 --> 00:16:34,409 Wendy! Stop! Robbie's been lying to you! 312 00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:36,578 - Dipper? - Kid? Mr. Pines? 313 00:16:36,661 --> 00:16:38,329 That's Mr. Pines to you! 314 00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:40,081 What? That's what I just said. 315 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,625 Look, Wendy. You've gotta hear this. 316 00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:46,421 Mabel, you've gotta hear this. 317 00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,673 It's a song we wrote to say thank you. 318 00:16:48,756 --> 00:16:50,425 Hit it! 319 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:55,346 Oh boy! Songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears! 320 00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:12,238 I'm starting to feel guilty here. 321 00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:48,233 And that's why I've got to let you go. 322 00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:50,777 - D When I think about you d - Uh… 323 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,904 There's a message in there, I swear! 324 00:17:52,987 --> 00:17:54,614 Let me just close the window. 325 00:17:54,697 --> 00:17:57,033 Wait! Wait! Here. 326 00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:03,456 Ohh! 327 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,792 Robbie, what's that doing in our song? 328 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:08,336 Baby, I promise. I don't know anything about those messages. 329 00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:10,547 In fact, I didn't even write that song. 330 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:12,298 I ripped it off some other band. 331 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,550 So we're all good, right? 332 00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:15,426 No! We're not all good. 333 00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:18,263 I don't care about the messages. You said you wrote that song for me, 334 00:18:18,346 --> 00:18:21,099 and I actually thought it was sweet, you big liar! 335 00:18:21,182 --> 00:18:23,685 I know, I know, I lie about a lot of stuff. 336 00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:26,437 Like using your makeup and fighting a bear. Although… 337 00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:29,357 No. You know what? It's over, Robbie. We're through. 338 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,733 What? Wendy! 339 00:18:30,817 --> 00:18:31,817 Good-bye. 340 00:18:33,528 --> 00:18:34,779 Ha ha! We won! 341 00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:37,282 Kid, this is a victory for every guy whose hands 342 00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:39,784 are too weak or fat to play a musical instrument. 343 00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:41,869 I couldn't have done it without you, Grunkle Stan. 344 00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:43,329 - Ha! - Ha! 345 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,332 Um, hey! Now that your night is free, 346 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:49,460 me and Grunkle Stan were thinkin' maybe bowling or something? 347 00:18:49,544 --> 00:18:51,296 Are you serious? Right now? 348 00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:53,798 Uhh! What is wrong with guys? 349 00:18:53,881 --> 00:18:55,675 You only think about yourselves! 350 00:18:55,758 --> 00:18:58,386 All of you should just leave me alone! 351 00:19:00,096 --> 00:19:02,473 - Ohh, man. - Look, if it makes you feel any better, 352 00:19:02,557 --> 00:19:04,517 the apocalypse is coming soon. 353 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,437 Bury your gold. You've been buying gold, right? 354 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,191 We've gotta save the boys. 355 00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:14,319 I'm prepared to defend myself. 356 00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:18,239 Hi, guys. I'm sorry I went bonkers. 357 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,950 A catchy song made me realize that you were right. 358 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,410 Can you ever forgive me? 359 00:19:22,493 --> 00:19:23,828 Of course! 360 00:19:23,911 --> 00:19:25,371 Friendship repaired. 361 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,165 What's goin' on, Mabel girl? 362 00:19:27,248 --> 00:19:29,643 You said you had something you wanted to show us or some deal? 363 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,919 Yep, this! 364 00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:33,755 - Oh! - Huh? Yo, dawg, 365 00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:36,049 who is this big, round, bright fool? 366 00:19:36,132 --> 00:19:38,384 That, Chubby Z, is the sun! 367 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,095 That fool's making my eyes burn straight painful! 368 00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,889 I'm gonna stare that fool down. 369 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,390 Hrrrrgg… 370 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,768 Aaaah! 371 00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:49,395 Yo, yo, hold up. What this big green mess? 372 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,147 That's nature, Deep Chris. 373 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:53,066 Bratzman won't bother you anymore. 374 00:19:53,149 --> 00:19:54,776 You can do anything you want to do, 375 00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:57,195 go anywhere you want to go. You're free! 376 00:19:57,278 --> 00:19:59,280 Fuh-ree? 377 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,157 Free! You're free! 378 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,992 It means you can skedaddle! 379 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,994 Now, go! Go! 380 00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:11,501 Get out of here before I change my mind! 381 00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:21,552 D Good-bye, girl d. 382 00:20:22,553 --> 00:20:24,472 They won't last a week. 383 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:28,434 Women! They're the real mystery, Dip! 384 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:31,896 You ruin your date, drop their hippie boyfriend's van into a ravine, 385 00:20:31,979 --> 00:20:33,898 and somehow you're the bad guy. 386 00:20:33,981 --> 00:20:35,108 No, it's my fault. 387 00:20:35,191 --> 00:20:37,151 I shouldn't have meddled in Wendy's personal life. 388 00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,903 She probably hates me now. 389 00:20:38,986 --> 00:20:41,322 Ah, chin up, kid. You were trying to do the right thing. 390 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,325 Even though you destroyed her relationship and part of my car. 391 00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:46,244 You think she'll ever forgive me? 392 00:20:46,327 --> 00:20:47,578 I bet she will. 393 00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:50,164 And until then, you can always go bowling with me. 394 00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:51,457 Thanks, Grunkle Stan. 395 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,584 Don't mention it, kid. 396 00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:55,646 Wait a second. Is something rooting through our trash? 397 00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:57,088 Hey! Hey! 398 00:20:57,171 --> 00:20:58,171 Get outta here! 399 00:20:59,966 --> 00:21:01,592 Darn beautiful men! 400 00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:04,095 Always eating out of my trash. 401 00:21:04,178 --> 00:21:05,178 Wait. What? 402 00:21:14,313 --> 00:21:17,066 - d We're non-threatening, girl d. - D Yeah d. 403 00:21:26,075 --> 00:21:27,660 Dang, girl. 404 00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:33,708 2013.