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Focus, deputy.
Remember your trainin'.

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Easy, easy…

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You're almost there.

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Dang it!
I almost got the treasure!

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The time we spend together
is treasure enough.

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Hey! You feel that?

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- Aah!
- Aaah!

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Reckon we should report that.

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Or go for a ride in
our new convertible!

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- Yeee!
- Ha ha ha ha!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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continuing our mystery tour,

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you'll see the world
famous Outhouse Of Mystery.

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I got stuck in there once!

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Could I go to the bathroom?

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Save all questions
until after the tour.

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Ohh.

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And up ahead if you
look really closely…

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Everybody get your cameras,

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you're gonna want to see this…

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- Oink.
- Finally, Waddles,

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we have the whole
house to ourselves!

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What do you think, dance party?

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I'm not hearing a no!

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

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Yes! Yes! Yes…

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Uh…

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Uh-oh, cuddle time. Ha ha ha!

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Waddles,
can I tell you a secret?

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You're my favorite pig
in the whole world.

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Mabel! What are you doing on the floor?

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Being cute and great.

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And I thought your
brother was weird.

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No, he's more like,
"Oh! Let's solve a mystery!

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I kiss a pillow with
Wendy's face drawn on it."

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Ha ha! That's pretty good!
Kissin' a pillow.

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Go! Go! Chew that pant leg!

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Uhh! Nyah! Nyah!

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All right, outside. Now!

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No! Grunkle Stan!

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It's not safe for
Waddles outside.

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There's predators!
And barbecuers!

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That's just the natural order.

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It's not my fault your
pig's potentially delicious.

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He should be inside
like a person.

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People don't roll around
in their own filth.

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Except for Soos.

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And we're the lesser for it!

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Maybe we're the ones who
should be put outside.

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Huh? Huh? Think about it!

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Hmph!

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Today's the day, Soos.
Thanks for coming along on this mission.

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Dude, it's an honor. Today I'm
sweating from heat and excitement.

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Whew!

55
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There's something
hiding in these woods.

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Something big enough to
rip the roof off a car.

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If we get a photo of this
thing, we'll be heroes!

58
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Yeah, we'll get all the babes.

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You'll be fending off
smooches with a stick!

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Ha ha! Shut up, man.

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With a stick, dude.

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Here. Give me a boost.

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Oof! Got it.

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Uhh. Is sap supposed
to be this sticky?

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If everything goes
according to plan,

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the creature will
grab that steak,

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cross through the string,

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and set off cameras A, B, and C.

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And nothing can go wrong.

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High-five.

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- Uhh!
- Uhh!

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This was poorly planned.

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- Hey, you!
- Me?

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- Sick of constantly dropping your baby?
- Yes!

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00:04:19,168 --> 00:04:20,794
Hi! I'm Bobby Renzobbi,

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and what you need is the
Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle!

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I can hold ten babies at once!

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I know what you're thinkin'…
"Does it work for pigs?"

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Ah ha ha!

80
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Yeah, it does work for
pigs, stupid!

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Feel your pig's
heartbeat next to yours!

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It works for P-I-I-I-I-Gs!

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Grunkle Stan!

84
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I'm off to get a
Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle!

85
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Yeesh! Isn't knitting matching
sweaters for that pig enough?

86
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Nope. Anyway,
I need you to look after

87
00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,030
this little gentleman
while I'm gone.

88
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Not now, kid.
I got some tourists comin' through.

89
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Grunkle Stan,
I know you're not crazy about Waddles.

90
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He's a fat, naked jerk!

91
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But you do care about me.

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Promise me you won't
let him outside?

93
00:05:02,252 --> 00:05:04,380
Fine! Yeah, yeah, I promise.

94
00:05:04,463 --> 00:05:06,048
Thanks, Grunkle Stan!

95
00:05:07,216 --> 00:05:09,259
I'm watching you, pig.

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Ehh!

97
00:05:11,887 --> 00:05:13,931
We did it! It tripped the wire!

98
00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:16,558
Somewhere in these cameras
is a photo of that creature!

99
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I'll go develop the film.

100
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I'll go make us victory nachos.

101
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Dipper and Soos for life!

102
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And here, ladies and gentlemen,

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is our final exhibit,

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the most hideous
creatures known to man!

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Oh, it's us!

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Right, right. We…

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We have fun here.

108
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But seriously, folks,

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this is something.

110
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I present to you

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a unicorn made out of corn:

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The Cornicorn!

113
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I-I don't know. I'm tired.

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What the…?

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What a rip-off!

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Kids, we're leaving.

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No! Noooo!

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Grrr. You!

119
00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:02,062
Come on, come on…

120
00:06:05,524 --> 00:06:06,468
That's a wing!

121
00:06:06,483 --> 00:06:07,985
If camera B got the wing,

122
00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,446
then the one that should
have got the rest is…

123
00:06:10,529 --> 00:06:11,947
Camera C!

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The creature!

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Who wants victory nachos?

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No!

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Dude, don't worry.

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I only ate like a third of 'em.

129
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Half of 'em.

130
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I ate all of 'em, dude.

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Just ten minutes without
this pig in the house,

132
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is that so much to ask?

133
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There. If Mabel asks…

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This never happened.

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"Oh, but Grunkle Stan!
It's not safe out there!

136
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"There's predators!" Oh, brother.

137
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Aaah!

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I can't believe you, man!

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Sorry, dude. I was just so excited!
Nachos cause excitement.

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Soos, no offense,
but you gotta be more careful sometimes.

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I'm mean, what are the odds we'll
ever get another picture of the…

142
00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:04,750
Wha… what?

143
00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,381
Dude, did you see that?

144
00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:13,425
That thing was a dinosaur, bro!

145
00:07:13,509 --> 00:07:16,845
How is it possible a dinosaur
survived 65 million years?

146
00:07:16,929 --> 00:07:18,263
Did you see it, Mr. Pines?

147
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- Mr. Pines?
- It…

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It took him. Took what?

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The pig. It took Waddles.

150
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What'd you say about Waddles?

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00:07:27,356 --> 00:07:30,692
Oh, whoa. Awkward silence.

152
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Bleaahhhh!

153
00:07:34,113 --> 00:07:36,990
What's going on?
Why are you standing around all awkwardly?

154
00:07:37,074 --> 00:07:38,408
And where's Waddles?

155
00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:39,868
Um, uh…

156
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The good news is,
you're gettin' a puppy!

157
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What happened? Well, see,

158
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uh, when the…

159
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The pig got eaten by
a p-terodactyl, bro.

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What?

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Waddles? Waddles!

162
00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,214
Where did he go?
How did this happen?

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00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:56,844
Grunkle Stan,
you didn't put him outside?

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00:07:56,927 --> 00:07:59,346
What? No!
I didn't put him anywhere!

165
00:07:59,429 --> 00:08:00,931
I'm not acting suspicious!

166
00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,307
You're acting suspicious!

167
00:08:02,391 --> 00:08:03,827
- What's a pig?
- Then what happened?

168
00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:06,186
Uh, look,
it went down like this, see?

169
00:08:06,270 --> 00:08:09,106
So there I was,
in the living room…

170
00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:12,860
Tenderly nursing him with
only the richest of creams,

171
00:08:12,943 --> 00:08:15,028
when all of a sudden…

172
00:08:20,993 --> 00:08:22,494
So I said…

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Aaah! No dice, cowboy!

174
00:08:26,248 --> 00:08:27,374
Aaaaah!

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00:08:27,457 --> 00:08:30,169
I start punching him
right in the face!

176
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But he played dirty.

177
00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,589
Huh?

178
00:08:33,672 --> 00:08:35,132
Aaah! Ohh!

179
00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,092
That really happened.

180
00:08:37,176 --> 00:08:40,846
Why? Why couldn't
you have taken me?

181
00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:49,980
Oh, Grunkle Stan,
you tried to save him!

182
00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,399
Uh, yep. I'm a…
great man, all right.

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00:08:52,482 --> 00:08:54,568
You punched a
pterodactyl in the face?

184
00:08:54,651 --> 00:08:56,546
I thought you didn't even
believe in the supernatural.

185
00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:58,697
Dinosaurs aren't magic.
They're just big lizards.

186
00:08:58,780 --> 00:08:59,780
Get off my back!

187
00:08:59,823 --> 00:09:02,075
Oh, Waddles.

188
00:09:02,159 --> 00:09:03,702
That's it.

189
00:09:03,827 --> 00:09:05,746
No pterodactyl messes
with my sister.

190
00:09:05,829 --> 00:09:08,498
We're gonna go out there,
catch him, and save your pig.

191
00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,042
For Mabel, guys!

192
00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:11,251
For Mabel!

193
00:09:11,335 --> 00:09:13,170
But how do we even
find the little guy?

194
00:09:15,172 --> 00:09:17,216
We follow that!

195
00:09:19,218 --> 00:09:20,802
- Oh, sweet!
- Yes! Genius!

196
00:09:20,886 --> 00:09:22,971
Or, ya know,
we could just call it a day,

197
00:09:23,055 --> 00:09:25,182
maybe hit the pool hall or, uh…

198
00:09:26,475 --> 00:09:28,644
Yeah! Let's go…

199
00:09:28,727 --> 00:09:30,145
Save Waggles!

200
00:09:30,229 --> 00:09:32,272
- Waddles.
- Him too.

201
00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:34,733
All right!

202
00:09:34,816 --> 00:09:37,110
That p-terodactyl won't
know what hit him.

203
00:09:37,194 --> 00:09:39,112
Huh. It's "pterodactyl," man.

204
00:09:39,196 --> 00:09:40,836
Actually, nobody knows how
to pronounce it

205
00:09:40,906 --> 00:09:42,908
because no one was alive
back in dinosaur days,

206
00:09:42,991 --> 00:09:44,117
so, uh…

207
00:09:44,201 --> 00:09:46,203
Whoa! Almost ran over
my own head there.

208
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,121
Ha ha! Wow.

209
00:09:48,205 --> 00:09:49,998
Mabel, we've gotta talk.

210
00:09:50,082 --> 00:09:51,875
This is a really
high-stakes mission

211
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,354
and I'm a little worried about
Soos coming along on this one.

212
00:09:54,378 --> 00:09:56,546
I love the guy,
but sometimes he…

213
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,090
Messes stuff up.

214
00:09:58,257 --> 00:09:59,758
What? Since when?

215
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,135
Sorry, dude.

216
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,289
Sorry, dude.

217
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,889
Look! A fairy!

218
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,266
Ha ha!

219
00:10:07,349 --> 00:10:09,893
Oh, sorry, dude,
I killed that fairy.

220
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,145
Let him down easy.

221
00:10:12,229 --> 00:10:14,231
This is so great!
You and me, bro!

222
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,440
Best friends,

223
00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:17,859
fighting and potentially
high-fiving dinosaurs.

224
00:10:17,943 --> 00:10:21,196
Soos, look, I, uh…
I gotta tell you something.

225
00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,700
Okay, but before you do, check out
these matching shirts I made for us.

226
00:10:24,783 --> 00:10:26,618
Who's this guy right here?

227
00:10:26,702 --> 00:10:27,995
You. Totally you, dude.

228
00:10:28,078 --> 00:10:31,081
And these rays
indicate friendship.

229
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,583
So what was it you were
gonna tell me again?

230
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,753
Uh…
P-terodactyl, here we come!

231
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:37,921
Yes!

232
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,466
Bros before dinos!

233
00:10:49,099 --> 00:10:51,226
Okay, the red yarn leads to

234
00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:56,523
Old Man McGucket?

235
00:10:56,606 --> 00:10:58,275
Howdy, friends!

236
00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,776
What are you doing out here?

237
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,236
You'll never believe me.

238
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,572
So I was doing my
hourly hootenanny

239
00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:06,199
Ohh! This guy.

240
00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:08,035
When this enormous
wingly critter

241
00:11:08,118 --> 00:11:09,062
stole my musical spoons

242
00:11:09,077 --> 00:11:12,289
and flew lickety-split into the
abandoned mines down yonder.

243
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:13,665
Whoa!

244
00:11:13,749 --> 00:11:15,417
Looks kinda hairy down there.

245
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,378
Come on, Grunkle Stan,
you can handle it.

246
00:11:18,462 --> 00:11:20,547
You punched a pterodactyl in the
face, remember?

247
00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:21,965
Oh, yeah. Ha ha.

248
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,217
I did do that, didn't I?

249
00:11:24,301 --> 00:11:25,719
Ha. Uh ha ha.

250
00:11:25,802 --> 00:11:27,554
My! What suspicious laughter!

251
00:11:27,637 --> 00:11:30,057
Guys, we're going in.

252
00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:32,976
Need someone to tag along
and tell weird personal stories?

253
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,061
No, thanks.

254
00:11:36,772 --> 00:11:38,023
So there I am

255
00:11:38,106 --> 00:11:39,834
fightin' a raccoon for
the same piece of meat,

256
00:11:39,858 --> 00:11:42,819
when our mouths get close
and we kiss accidentally.

257
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,113
Uhh. You can't take a
hint, can you?

258
00:11:45,197 --> 00:11:46,490
Nope!

259
00:11:53,455 --> 00:11:55,374
Whoooa.

260
00:11:58,168 --> 00:11:59,544
- Sweet Moses!
- Razzle dazzle!

261
00:11:59,628 --> 00:12:00,670
Fancy marmalade!

262
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,090
These plants look all Jurassic-y.

263
00:12:03,173 --> 00:12:05,717
Huh. This little fella
smells like battery acid.

264
00:12:05,801 --> 00:12:07,135
Uhh!

265
00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:09,554
Looks like I lost my sense of smell.
Ha ha ha!

266
00:12:09,638 --> 00:12:10,722
Oh, Waddles,

267
00:12:10,806 --> 00:12:12,516
we're gonna find you!

268
00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:23,944
- Whoa!
- Wow!

269
00:12:24,027 --> 00:12:26,655
They're all
trapped inside tree sap!

270
00:12:26,738 --> 00:12:29,282
That's how they survived
for 65 million years.

271
00:12:29,366 --> 00:12:30,366
Whoa.

272
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,955
The summer heat must
be melting them loose!

273
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,958
Holy moly!
Forget the Cornicorn…

274
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:39,668
This is the attraction of a lifetime!

275
00:12:39,751 --> 00:12:40,951
I could bring people down here

276
00:12:41,002 --> 00:12:42,796
and turn this into some
sort of theme park.

277
00:12:42,879 --> 00:12:45,382
"Jurassic Sap Hole."

278
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,883
Uh, dudes…

279
00:12:50,429 --> 00:12:52,264
Maybe we should keep moving.

280
00:12:52,347 --> 00:12:53,640
This could be a gold mine!

281
00:12:53,723 --> 00:12:55,392
Velvety rope type deal there,

282
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,768
ticket booth here… ha!

283
00:12:56,852 --> 00:12:59,271
I shoulda put that
pig outside ages ago!

284
00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:02,858
- Wait. What did you just say?
- Hmm? What's that?

285
00:13:02,941 --> 00:13:05,777
You said the dinosaur
flew into the house.

286
00:13:05,861 --> 00:13:07,070
No, wait. Uh…

287
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,531
- If you think about it…
- You put Waddles outside,

288
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,450
then you lied to me about it!

289
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:14,661
And now, thanks to you,
my pig could be dead!

290
00:13:14,744 --> 00:13:16,371
Waddles could be dead!

291
00:13:16,455 --> 00:13:18,748
Look, he's an animal.
He belongs outside.

292
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,000
No! That's it!

293
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:23,628
Grunkle Stan, I am never,
ever speaking to you again!

294
00:13:23,712 --> 00:13:25,005
Look, you can't be serious.

295
00:13:25,088 --> 00:13:28,175
Oh, is someone talking right now?
Because I can't hear them!

296
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:31,303
I can't hear anyone!

297
00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:32,679
No one's talking to me!

298
00:13:32,762 --> 00:13:33,972
Guys, guys, don't fight.

299
00:13:34,055 --> 00:13:35,533
Why can't you be more
like me and Dipper?

300
00:13:35,557 --> 00:13:37,976
Look, everything's gonna be cool.

301
00:13:38,059 --> 00:13:40,479
All we gotta do to find the
pig is follow this here yarn.

302
00:13:40,562 --> 00:13:41,914
We just keep following
and following,

303
00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:43,273
and when we reach the end…

304
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,357
Uh-oh.

305
00:13:46,151 --> 00:13:48,403
Wh-which cave was it again?

306
00:13:48,487 --> 00:13:50,655
Ohh, Soos! You lost the trail!

307
00:13:50,739 --> 00:13:52,949
Hey, come on, we'll find our way.
Trust me!

308
00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:56,620
- Sorry, dude.
- Ohh!

309
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,831
That is it! See, this is why I
didn't want to bring you along!

310
00:13:59,915 --> 00:14:01,416
What… what do you mean?

311
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,293
I mean, this is really
important to Mabel,

312
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,794
and you keep screwing
everything up!

313
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,087
You ruined our photograph,

314
00:14:06,171 --> 00:14:08,173
and now you've got
us hopelessly lost!

315
00:14:08,256 --> 00:14:10,967
But we're p-terodactyl bros.
I made t-shirts.

316
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,802
It's pronounced "pterodactyl."

317
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,013
And these shirts are useless!
They're gigantic!

318
00:14:15,096 --> 00:14:17,933
I… have… a different…
body type, dude!

319
00:14:18,016 --> 00:14:20,477
- Oh, so it's my fault?
- I just thought, ya know…

320
00:14:24,773 --> 00:14:26,525
Hey! Cheer up, fellers!

321
00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:28,151
I fixed your lantern!

322
00:14:32,864 --> 00:14:34,157
Aaaah!

323
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,952
Heh heh! What…
What are we doin'?

324
00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:47,295
Nobody make any sudden
movements or loud noises.

325
00:14:48,547 --> 00:14:51,424
Yeehah! We found a pterodactyl!

326
00:15:03,228 --> 00:15:05,021
Guys. We need a plan
to get out of here.

327
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:08,233
Okay, okay. How's about Mabel
knits Soos a pig costume…

328
00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:09,401
I like it.

329
00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:11,570
And we use Soos as
a human sacrifice!

330
00:15:11,653 --> 00:15:13,446
- I like it.
- Whaddya say, Mabel?

331
00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:14,516
Humph.

332
00:15:14,531 --> 00:15:15,532
Aw, come on,

333
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,051
you can't stop
talkin' to me forever.

334
00:15:17,075 --> 00:15:19,035
Yeah, Mabel,
we have to work together here.

335
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,537
What?
You want to work with Mabel

336
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,663
but not your buddy Soos?

337
00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:29,170
Wait! Did you hear that?

338
00:15:31,548 --> 00:15:32,799
Waddles!

339
00:15:32,882 --> 00:15:35,010
- Wait, kid!
- Mabel!

340
00:15:35,093 --> 00:15:36,079
Are you nuts?

341
00:15:36,094 --> 00:15:38,054
Oh, is someone speaking?

342
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,724
Because I can't hear anything!

343
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,602
Oh, no!
She's gone deaf with fear!

344
00:15:43,685 --> 00:15:46,021
Mabel, come back here!

345
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,899
Waddles!

346
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,069
Oh! My Waddles!

347
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,030
I'll never lose you again!

348
00:15:55,238 --> 00:15:56,448
Mmm-mm!

349
00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:58,033
Uh… Mabel?

350
00:15:58,116 --> 00:16:00,076
Sh-sh-sh. You're safe now.

351
00:16:02,871 --> 00:16:04,331
Mabel, great, you got him.

352
00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:06,041
Now we gotta get out of here!

353
00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:08,752
Waddles, wait!

354
00:16:09,753 --> 00:16:10,837
Huh?

355
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:11,921
Ahh!

356
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,715
Get off me, you dumb pig!

357
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:16,009
- Look out!
- Aaah!

358
00:16:16,092 --> 00:16:17,302
Aaah!

359
00:16:18,595 --> 00:16:20,430
Aaaahhh!

360
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,416
- Oh, no!
- Stan!

361
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:22,432
Mr. Pines!

362
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,227
Uhh! Ohh! Ooh!

363
00:16:26,311 --> 00:16:28,313
Ohh…

364
00:16:29,939 --> 00:16:32,108
Yeah, you would enjoy this.

365
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,318
Aaah!

366
00:16:34,778 --> 00:16:36,071
Huh?

367
00:16:38,615 --> 00:16:40,533
Guys, we've gotta save them!

368
00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:41,993
McGucket,
do you have an invention

369
00:16:42,077 --> 00:16:43,703
that can distract
the pterodactyl?

370
00:16:43,787 --> 00:16:44,996
Do I?

371
00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:47,666
Nope.

372
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,127
Whoa! Aaah!

373
00:16:54,089 --> 00:16:55,131
Aw…

374
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,967
Well, welcome to the
world, little feller.

375
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,096
Aah! Aaah! Aaah!

376
00:17:03,264 --> 00:17:05,016
The dumb thing must be hungry.

377
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,351
I guess it's you or me, pig.

378
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,527
What are you lookin' at?

379
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,781
Aw, come on,
don't give me that look.

380
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,424
What am I supposed to
do, let it eat me?

381
00:17:23,493 --> 00:17:24,479
Arrghh!

382
00:17:24,494 --> 00:17:26,162
Oh I get it!
You're trying to guilt me.

383
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,232
Well, it ain't workin', pal.

384
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,308
Who cares if you're Mabel's
favorite thing in the world?

385
00:17:29,332 --> 00:17:31,793
I can live without the kid
talkin' to me all the time,

386
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:35,338
tellin' me her jokes…
Makin' me laugh…

387
00:17:39,509 --> 00:17:40,593
Ah, dang it!

388
00:17:44,389 --> 00:17:47,308
Well, this is just about the
dumbest thing I've ever done.

389
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:49,978
You want this pig?

390
00:17:52,063 --> 00:17:55,233
Then you're gonna have to get through
me, you flying devil!

391
00:17:55,316 --> 00:17:56,317
Come and get me!

392
00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:57,402
Uhhh!

393
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,281
Aaahhh!

394
00:18:02,824 --> 00:18:06,453
Aw, dude. Did he really just eat that
prospector guy? That is messed up!

395
00:18:08,496 --> 00:18:09,539
I'm okay!

396
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,207
Aaah!

397
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,293
What do we do? What do we do?

398
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:15,920
- We have to get in a straight line.
- What?

399
00:18:16,004 --> 00:18:18,298
A pterodactyl's eyes
are so far apart

400
00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:20,276
that if you stand right in front of
it, it can't see you.

401
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,510
Soos, you've been wrong
about stuff all day.

402
00:18:22,594 --> 00:18:23,845
- How can we…
- Dude, look.

403
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,388
I know I've messed up a lot.

404
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,848
I could be sorta clumsy,

405
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,409
and it's not always as
loveable as I think.

406
00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:31,644
But please, as my friend,
just trust me on this one.

407
00:18:38,401 --> 00:18:39,861
Get behind me, dudes.

408
00:18:44,783 --> 00:18:46,075
Ahh! Ah.

409
00:18:52,207 --> 00:18:53,917
It's working.

410
00:18:57,921 --> 00:18:59,422
Uh-oh!

411
00:19:06,888 --> 00:19:08,348
Soos, you did it!

412
00:19:08,431 --> 00:19:09,474
Huh?

413
00:19:12,393 --> 00:19:13,393
Was that…

414
00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:16,257
Stan?

415
00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:18,274
Ahhh…

416
00:19:23,613 --> 00:19:24,697
Waddles!

417
00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:26,533
He's punching him in the face!

418
00:19:26,616 --> 00:19:28,326
Aaah!

419
00:19:28,409 --> 00:19:31,246
From heck's heart
I stab at thee!

420
00:19:37,502 --> 00:19:39,504
Oh, yes! Ha ha!
You're all right, Stan?

421
00:19:39,587 --> 00:19:41,297
Oh, Mr. Pines, you're okay!

422
00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:44,050
Here's your pig, kiddo.

423
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,388
Oooh! Waddles!

424
00:19:48,471 --> 00:19:51,057
Oh… you saved him for me!

425
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:53,560
Yeah, well,
sometimes you just gotta…

426
00:19:53,643 --> 00:19:55,520
Look out!

427
00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:10,326
We're trapped!

428
00:20:13,955 --> 00:20:16,165
Quick!
The geyser can shoot us back up!

429
00:20:19,836 --> 00:20:21,087
Come on, go! Go!

430
00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:26,676
Bros before dinos!

431
00:20:42,191 --> 00:20:43,191
- Oh. Oh.
- Oh. Oh.

432
00:20:51,242 --> 00:20:54,162
I can't believe you did
all that for Waddles!

433
00:20:54,245 --> 00:20:56,873
Ah, well, I can't have my
favorite niece not talking to me,

434
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,667
and if I gotta leap onto a
pterodactyl and punch him in the face,

435
00:20:59,751 --> 00:21:01,461
then that's what I gotta do.

436
00:21:01,544 --> 00:21:02,795
That's kinda sappy.

437
00:21:02,879 --> 00:21:04,380
What? That's how I feel!

438
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,590
No, I mean…

439
00:21:05,673 --> 00:21:06,673
Oh, yeah.

440
00:21:06,716 --> 00:21:08,051
- Gotcha!
- Ahhh.

441
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,969
- Uh-oh. Uhh!
- Uhh!

442
00:21:10,053 --> 00:21:11,596
Aaaah!

443
00:21:14,349 --> 00:21:17,143
Check it out,
that thing destroyed my vest.

444
00:21:17,226 --> 00:21:19,020
Soos, look!

445
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,855
A real dinosaur tooth?
That's awesome!

446
00:21:20,939 --> 00:21:24,025
Not as awesome as you
saving us back there.

447
00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:25,401
Pterodactyl bros?

448
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,570
Pterodactyl bros.

449
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,988
- Boosh!
- Boosh!

450
00:21:29,072 --> 00:21:30,740
Hey, I pronounced
it right that time.

451
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,576
Think we need to worry about
the rest of those dinosaurs?

452
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,161
I doubt it.

453
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,505
I ate my way through a dinosaur!

454
00:21:48,925 --> 00:21:50,426
Hi, I'm Bobby Renzobbi!

455
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,053
Are your arms
jealous of your legs?

456
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,429
Then you need arm pants…

457
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,223
The pants that you
wear on your arms!

458
00:21:55,306 --> 00:21:58,059
Sheesh. Who actually buys
this infomercial stuff?

459
00:21:58,142 --> 00:21:59,852
Ha. I know, right?

460
00:21:59,936 --> 00:22:01,296
Cancel the order.
Cancel the order!

461
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,232
Snorting. That's his tell.

462
00:22:04,315 --> 00:22:05,984
- I fold.
- Tough luck, sucker.

463
00:22:06,067 --> 00:22:07,819
- Waddles was bluffing.
- What?

464
00:22:07,902 --> 00:22:09,320
I had four aces!

465
00:22:09,404 --> 00:22:11,614
That pig is a wizard!

466
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,574
Look at him. He's taunting me.

467
00:22:13,658 --> 00:22:15,326
I've been cheating
the last eight turns.

468
00:22:15,410 --> 00:22:17,328
Ha ha! That's my girl.

