1 00:00:07,558 --> 00:00:10,061 I'm gonna say B-five. 2 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,130 Miss! 3 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,897 Wop! 4 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:14,374 I don't think you're playing this right. 5 00:00:14,398 --> 00:00:16,150 Kids! Come quick! 6 00:00:17,235 --> 00:00:18,861 I need you to laugh at this with me! 7 00:00:24,075 --> 00:00:25,159 Wink! 8 00:00:25,243 --> 00:00:26,619 Li'I Gideon. 9 00:00:26,702 --> 00:00:27,954 Ugh, Gideon. 10 00:00:28,037 --> 00:00:29,264 Remember when I wouldn't date him, 11 00:00:29,288 --> 00:00:30,665 and he tried to destroy us? 12 00:00:30,790 --> 00:00:33,292 He's always trying to trick me into losing the Mystery Shack! 13 00:00:33,376 --> 00:00:35,545 One time, I caught him stealing my moisturizer. 14 00:00:35,628 --> 00:00:38,839 And yet, our mutual hatred for him bonds us together. 15 00:00:40,216 --> 00:00:41,259 Come on down to. 16 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:43,386 Li'I Gideon's Tent 'O' Telepathy. 17 00:00:43,469 --> 00:00:45,304 Opening soon at this location. 18 00:00:47,557 --> 00:00:49,433 Uh, should we be worried about that? 19 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,686 Please. The only way Gideon's taking over this shack 20 00:00:51,769 --> 00:00:53,854 is by breaking in and stealing my deed. 21 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:57,024 You mean like right now? 22 00:00:57,108 --> 00:00:58,317 Uh, thirty-eight? 23 00:00:58,401 --> 00:01:00,695 Forty-one? Oh, heavens to Betsy! 24 00:01:00,778 --> 00:01:02,947 Gideon! 25 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,283 Well, well, Stanford! 26 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:06,784 My arch Nemesis. 27 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,370 We seem to have entered a dangerous game of cat and mouse. 28 00:01:09,453 --> 00:01:11,080 But the question remains, 29 00:01:11,163 --> 00:01:13,332 who is the cat, and who is the… 30 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:15,042 Soos, broom. 31 00:01:15,126 --> 00:01:16,544 Oh, no, not the broom! 32 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:25,303 You mark my words, Stanford! 33 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:27,555 One day I'm gonna get that combination! 34 00:01:27,638 --> 00:01:29,432 And once I steal that deed 35 00:01:29,515 --> 00:01:33,185 you'll never see the Mystery Shack again! 36 00:01:33,269 --> 00:01:34,979 Good luck, bucko! 37 00:01:40,318 --> 00:01:42,612 Ha! The combo to this safe is in the one place 38 00:01:42,695 --> 00:01:45,197 he'll never find it, my brain! 39 00:01:50,953 --> 00:01:54,582 Your brain isn't as safe as you might think, Stanford Pines! 40 00:01:54,665 --> 00:01:56,167 This is the last straw. 41 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:59,253 It's time to unlock the journal's greatest secret. 42 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:47,176 He put the "old" in old west. 43 00:02:50,846 --> 00:02:53,265 I'm tired during the day. 44 00:02:53,349 --> 00:02:54,684 I can relate to this. 45 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:56,519 Grunkle Stan, why can't we watch a movie 46 00:02:56,602 --> 00:02:58,938 that we'll all enjoy? Dream Boy High! 47 00:02:59,021 --> 00:03:01,023 Where love is on your permanent record. 48 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:02,148 Boo! 49 00:03:02,191 --> 00:03:03,401 You'll learn to like it. 50 00:03:04,777 --> 00:03:06,946 Dudes! There's a bat in the kitchen! 51 00:03:07,029 --> 00:03:10,783 It tried to touch me with its weird little bat fingers. 52 00:03:10,866 --> 00:03:13,119 Don't worry, I got this under control. 53 00:03:13,202 --> 00:03:14,537 Dipper, take care of it. 54 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:16,372 Yes! 55 00:03:16,455 --> 00:03:17,998 What? Why can't Mabel do it? 56 00:03:18,082 --> 00:03:19,068 'Cause life ain't fair. 57 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:21,210 Now go fight a bat so we can watch TV. 58 00:03:21,293 --> 00:03:22,378 No way, Grunkle Stan. 59 00:03:22,461 --> 00:03:24,422 You always make me do dumb chores. 60 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:26,549 I'm putting my foot down this time. 61 00:03:26,632 --> 00:03:29,218 I said, do it, kid! Now! 62 00:03:35,933 --> 00:03:37,017 Okay, I'll do it! 63 00:03:41,272 --> 00:03:43,232 Stupid chores. 64 00:03:43,315 --> 00:03:46,819 Remember, bats are more afraid of you than you are of them. 65 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,697 Maybe I'm thinking of ducklings. 66 00:03:51,407 --> 00:03:53,409 Ducklings. Quack, quack. 67 00:03:53,492 --> 00:03:54,478 Quack, quack, quack. 68 00:03:54,493 --> 00:03:55,661 Ow, ow! 69 00:03:58,497 --> 00:04:00,708 Why does Grunkle Stan always pick on me? 70 00:04:00,791 --> 00:04:03,169 Think about it, the more painful or difficult the chore is, 71 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:05,171 the more likely it is I'll have to do it. 72 00:04:05,254 --> 00:04:06,964 Why doesn't he pick on you guys? 73 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,884 Dipper, Stan's personality is one of life's great mysteries. 74 00:04:09,967 --> 00:04:12,303 Like whether or not it's possible to lick your own elbow. 75 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:13,763 - I bet you can't. - I bet I can. 76 00:04:13,846 --> 00:04:14,846 Lick it! Lick it! 77 00:04:14,889 --> 00:04:15,973 Lick it! 78 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,434 Sometimes I feel like Stan hates me. 79 00:04:18,517 --> 00:04:20,186 The sink's clogged! 80 00:04:20,269 --> 00:04:21,509 Dipper, get in here and fix it! 81 00:04:29,111 --> 00:04:32,114 You think that combination's safe in your mind, Stanford? 82 00:04:32,198 --> 00:04:35,367 We'll see what my new minion has to say about that. 83 00:04:35,451 --> 00:04:37,787 "Triangulum. Entangulum. 84 00:04:37,870 --> 00:04:39,872 Veneforis Dominus ventium. 85 00:04:39,955 --> 00:04:41,916 Veneforis venetisarium!" 86 00:04:41,999 --> 00:04:43,751 Lick that elbow! Lick that elbow! 87 00:04:43,834 --> 00:04:46,337 Like the infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp. 88 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:50,132 Is that who I think it is? 89 00:05:15,241 --> 00:05:19,161 Oh! Oh! Gravity Falls, it is good to be back! 90 00:05:19,245 --> 00:05:20,871 Name's Bill Cipher. 91 00:05:20,955 --> 00:05:23,541 And I take it you're some kind of living ventriloquist dummy? 92 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:24,959 I'm just kidding, 93 00:05:25,042 --> 00:05:26,377 I know who you are, Gideon. 94 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,795 What… what are you? 95 00:05:27,878 --> 00:05:28,963 How do you know my name? 96 00:05:29,046 --> 00:05:31,131 Oh, I know lot of things. 97 00:05:31,215 --> 00:05:33,717 Lots of things. 98 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,344 Hey, look what I can do. 99 00:05:39,849 --> 00:05:41,475 Deer teeth, for you, kid! 100 00:05:42,685 --> 00:05:44,395 You're insane! 101 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:45,938 Sure, I am! What's your point? 102 00:05:52,069 --> 00:05:53,112 Listen to me, demon! 103 00:05:53,195 --> 00:05:54,530 I have a job for you! 104 00:05:54,613 --> 00:05:56,740 I need you to enter the mind of Stanford Pines 105 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,784 and steal the code to his safe! 106 00:06:00,369 --> 00:06:01,954 Wait. 107 00:06:02,037 --> 00:06:03,914 Stan Pines. 108 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:07,918 You know what, kid, you've convinced me. 109 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:09,169 I'm sold! 110 00:06:09,253 --> 00:06:10,772 I'll help you with this, and in return, 111 00:06:10,796 --> 00:06:12,836 you can help me with something I've been working on. 112 00:06:12,882 --> 00:06:14,717 We'll work out the details later. 113 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,926 Deal. 114 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,806 Well, time to invade Stan's mind. 115 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:22,016 This should be fun! 116 00:06:22,099 --> 00:06:23,684 Remember, reality is an illusion, 117 00:06:23,767 --> 00:06:25,519 the universe is a hologram, buy gold! 118 00:06:25,603 --> 00:06:26,729 Bye! 119 00:06:33,068 --> 00:06:36,030 It worked! 120 00:06:39,992 --> 00:06:42,369 No. Sorry. 121 00:06:42,453 --> 00:06:44,788 What is going on in that guy's head? 122 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,749 Dipper! 123 00:06:46,832 --> 00:06:48,292 We've gotta help Stan! 124 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:49,460 Wait, what? 125 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,337 This evil triangle guy 126 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:53,339 said he's gonna break into Stan's mind, 127 00:06:53,422 --> 00:06:54,902 and steal the combination to his safe! 128 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:57,885 Also, we stopped for snacks on the way here. 129 00:06:57,968 --> 00:06:59,053 Triangle guy? 130 00:06:59,178 --> 00:07:02,932 I feel like I've seen something like this before in the journal. 131 00:07:03,307 --> 00:07:04,433 "Beware of Bill." 132 00:07:04,516 --> 00:07:06,560 The most powerful and dangerous creature 133 00:07:06,644 --> 00:07:07,895 I've ever encountered. 134 00:07:09,647 --> 00:07:12,942 "Whatever you do, never let him into your mind." 135 00:07:14,652 --> 00:07:16,487 Grunkle Stan! 136 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,578 "It is possible to follow the demon 137 00:07:24,662 --> 00:07:27,206 into a person's mind and prevent his chaos. 138 00:07:27,289 --> 00:07:29,166 One must simply recite this incantation." 139 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,584 This is just great. 140 00:07:30,668 --> 00:07:34,129 I spend all day cleaning sinks and fighting bats for Stan, 141 00:07:34,213 --> 00:07:36,423 and now I have to save him from some crazy brain demon? 142 00:07:36,507 --> 00:07:37,800 But if we don't do anything, 143 00:07:37,883 --> 00:07:39,677 Gideon might steal the shack, or worse! 144 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,513 Fine. 145 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:44,348 Get ready, guys. We're about to journey 146 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,266 into the most horrifying, disturbing place 147 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:48,060 any of us have ever been. 148 00:07:48,143 --> 00:07:49,812 Our uncle's mind. 149 00:07:52,398 --> 00:07:54,984 You think I can take these burrito bites into Stan's brain? 150 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:57,027 Thumbs up, thumbs down? 151 00:07:57,111 --> 00:07:59,029 You know what? I'm just gonna bring them. 152 00:08:00,739 --> 00:08:01,740 Okay, guys. 153 00:08:01,824 --> 00:08:02,726 In order to save our uncle, 154 00:08:02,741 --> 00:08:05,285 we're going to have to follow that dream demon into his mind. 155 00:08:05,369 --> 00:08:07,204 I wonder what Stan's thinking about right now. 156 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:10,040 I love Soos like a son. 157 00:08:10,124 --> 00:08:11,166 Soos! This is serious! 158 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,250 Sowee. 159 00:08:14,211 --> 00:08:15,114 Yeah! 160 00:08:15,129 --> 00:08:17,965 Let's do this! 161 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,342 "Fidentus omnium." 162 00:08:20,426 --> 00:08:21,635 Magis omentium. 163 00:08:21,719 --> 00:08:23,095 Magnesuim adharminum. 164 00:08:23,178 --> 00:08:25,222 Magnum opus. Habeas corpus. 165 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,057 Insectus nominus overratus. 166 00:08:27,141 --> 00:08:29,059 Magis tremensium. Magis tremensium. 167 00:08:29,143 --> 00:08:30,811 "Magis tremensium!" 168 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:38,027 - Oh, wow! - Whoa! 169 00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:39,194 Oh, what the… 170 00:08:46,285 --> 00:08:49,038 Whoa! This is Stan's mind? 171 00:08:49,121 --> 00:08:52,207 Huh. Figured there would be a lot more hot old ladies. 172 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:53,459 Remember, everyone, 173 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:55,222 we've got to look out for the triangle guy. 174 00:08:55,252 --> 00:08:57,212 Yeah, look out for the triangle guy! 175 00:08:57,296 --> 00:08:58,922 It's him! It's the guy! 176 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,674 You leave our uncle's brain alone, 177 00:09:00,758 --> 00:09:02,217 you isosceles monster! 178 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:09,084 Gotcha! 179 00:09:09,099 --> 00:09:10,851 Wait. What? 180 00:09:10,934 --> 00:09:13,187 Ah, Stan's family, we meet at last. 181 00:09:13,270 --> 00:09:15,147 Question Mark, Shooting Star, Pine Tree, 182 00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:17,066 I had a hunch I might bump into you. 183 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,112 Boop! 184 00:09:22,196 --> 00:09:23,739 Mabel! 185 00:09:23,822 --> 00:09:25,622 What do you want with our uncle's mind anyway? 186 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,451 Oh, just the code to the old man's safe! 187 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,787 Inside the shack is a maze of a thousand doors 188 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,580 representing your uncle's memories. 189 00:09:31,663 --> 00:09:34,666 Behind one of them is a memory of him inputting the code. 190 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:35,876 I just need to find it 191 00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:37,836 and Gideon will pay me handsomely! 192 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:39,171 Not if we stop you! 193 00:09:39,254 --> 00:09:40,672 Ha! Fat chance! 194 00:09:40,756 --> 00:09:42,466 I'm the master of the mind. 195 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,510 I even know what you're thinking right now. 196 00:09:44,593 --> 00:09:45,677 That's impossible! 197 00:09:45,803 --> 00:09:47,304 No one can guess what I'm thinking! 198 00:09:48,931 --> 00:09:51,141 Whoa! Where are we, bro? 199 00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:54,228 We must be in heaven, 'cause I just saw an angel. 200 00:09:54,311 --> 00:09:55,938 I'm never letting go of your leg! 201 00:09:56,021 --> 00:09:57,523 You're out of your league, kids. 202 00:09:57,689 --> 00:10:00,776 Turn around now, before you see something you might regret. 203 00:10:00,859 --> 00:10:02,194 Later, suckers! 204 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:05,280 We're going in. 205 00:10:05,364 --> 00:10:07,533 Mabel, can we leave those guys out here? 206 00:10:07,616 --> 00:10:09,993 Looking at them hurts my eyes. 207 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,037 No! They can help us! 208 00:10:12,121 --> 00:10:14,456 Totally! Arm throne! 209 00:10:16,542 --> 00:10:19,044 Dude, arm throne! 210 00:10:19,128 --> 00:10:21,755 - Arm throne! - Ah! 211 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,341 - Whoa! - Neato! 212 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:27,719 - Radical! - I also think it's radical! 213 00:10:31,014 --> 00:10:32,391 No refunds! No refunds! 214 00:10:32,474 --> 00:10:33,475 No refunds! No refunds! 215 00:10:39,356 --> 00:10:43,068 Whoa, look! All of Stan's memories. 216 00:10:43,193 --> 00:10:45,988 Great, sure there's plenty of memories of Stan bossing me around. 217 00:10:46,071 --> 00:10:47,173 Can't wait to see more of that! 218 00:10:47,197 --> 00:10:48,407 Come on, Dipper. 219 00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:50,284 We've gotta find the code before Bill does. 220 00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:51,410 Mabel is talking! 221 00:10:51,493 --> 00:10:53,078 So rad! 222 00:10:53,162 --> 00:10:54,162 Let's get searching! 223 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,710 Jorge, Rico, 224 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,920 you're the two best Colombian prison friends 225 00:11:02,004 --> 00:11:03,005 a fella could make. 226 00:11:06,258 --> 00:11:07,926 Nope. 227 00:11:08,010 --> 00:11:10,721 Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? 228 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,891 Stan-Vac: It sucks more than anything. 229 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,350 Gotta work on that. 230 00:11:15,434 --> 00:11:16,685 Nope. 231 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:21,106 Whoa! It's Stan on a date! 232 00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:24,776 So, your, uh, your eye is weird. 233 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:26,904 Let's, let's talk about that. 234 00:11:30,574 --> 00:11:33,410 This is going terrible. 235 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,912 I can't think of anything to say, 236 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,456 and she looks weird up close. 237 00:11:37,539 --> 00:11:39,416 Think of a way out. 238 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,169 Non-specific excuse! 239 00:11:45,464 --> 00:11:46,965 Yeesh! 240 00:11:47,549 --> 00:11:49,384 Look, guys. Memories about me. 241 00:11:49,468 --> 00:11:51,803 That doesn't seem like a good idea. 242 00:11:51,887 --> 00:11:53,907 I just want to know what the old guy really thinks of me. 243 00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:56,141 We already know how Stan feels about us, 244 00:11:56,225 --> 00:11:58,018 he loves us! We're great. 245 00:11:58,101 --> 00:11:59,204 Yeah, let's just keep moving. 246 00:11:59,228 --> 00:12:00,771 More moving? Yes! 247 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,814 I love motion! 248 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,908 Okay, just a quick peek. 249 00:12:12,991 --> 00:12:14,302 Dipper, my back itches, can you scratch it? 250 00:12:14,326 --> 00:12:16,161 Dipper, clean the boiler! 251 00:12:17,829 --> 00:12:18,815 No buts! 252 00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:20,540 Now go chop that firewood already! 253 00:12:24,002 --> 00:12:25,587 Dude, Stan, I been meaning to ask you. 254 00:12:25,671 --> 00:12:27,422 Why are you so hard on Dipper all the time? 255 00:12:27,506 --> 00:12:29,591 Look, Soos, I'm gonna let you in on something. 256 00:12:29,675 --> 00:12:31,343 You wanna know what I really think? 257 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:35,264 The kid's a loser. He's weak. 258 00:12:35,347 --> 00:12:38,100 He's an utter embarrassment. 259 00:12:38,183 --> 00:12:40,519 I just want to get rid of him. 260 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,945 Hello, code to Stan's safe, where are you? 261 00:12:50,028 --> 00:12:52,364 Opening and closing doors is fun. 262 00:12:52,447 --> 00:12:54,283 I can do it also! 263 00:12:56,994 --> 00:12:58,787 If only people knew the truth. 264 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:00,539 That hidden behind this vending machine, 265 00:13:00,622 --> 00:13:02,749 I secretly have a… boring! 266 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:04,835 All right, guys, 267 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,337 I have a good feeling about this door. 268 00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:10,132 Hey, Mr. Tummy. 269 00:13:10,215 --> 00:13:11,591 Hey, Mr. Stan! 270 00:13:11,675 --> 00:13:12,843 Are you hungry? 271 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,094 Yes. 272 00:13:14,177 --> 00:13:16,221 - Eat your crackers! - Ugh! 273 00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:18,932 Sweet Sally. 274 00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:20,517 Oh, we've been searching forever. 275 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,936 What if the triangle guy finds the memory before we do? 276 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:26,315 If we wanna find Stan's memory, we gotta think like Stan. 277 00:13:26,481 --> 00:13:28,108 He's always hiding stuff, right? 278 00:13:28,191 --> 00:13:30,319 Yeah, like how he hides his arrest warrants 279 00:13:30,402 --> 00:13:31,388 under that rug in the gift shop? 280 00:13:31,403 --> 00:13:33,363 Soos, that's it! Look! 281 00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:46,835 There ya go. 282 00:13:46,918 --> 00:13:48,045 And now to input the code. 283 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,882 Thirteen, forty-four, and finally… 284 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,675 - Dude, we found it! - Yeah! 285 00:13:53,759 --> 00:13:54,968 But what do we do now? 286 00:13:55,052 --> 00:13:55,996 Jinx! 287 00:13:56,011 --> 00:13:58,138 Um, um, let's just destroy the door 288 00:13:58,221 --> 00:13:59,890 before Bill can find it. 289 00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:04,186 Wait! Maybe I should do it! 290 00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:06,855 My big fat arms are great at destroying stuff. 291 00:14:06,938 --> 00:14:08,065 Oh, okay. 292 00:14:12,944 --> 00:14:13,945 Hey, guys! 293 00:14:14,029 --> 00:14:15,015 I just saw a memory of Stan 294 00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:16,907 roller skating and wearing short-shorts! 295 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,700 Didn't look… Didn't look half bad. 296 00:14:20,369 --> 00:14:21,849 Hey, something weird is going on here. 297 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,502 Boy, you kids sure are gullible! 298 00:14:28,585 --> 00:14:30,545 I knew you'd lead me straight to the code! 299 00:14:34,216 --> 00:14:35,926 It's funny how dumb you are. 300 00:14:37,135 --> 00:14:39,096 The combination to Stan's safe! 301 00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:41,223 Boy, that was even easier than I thought. 302 00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:42,417 Oh, yeah? 303 00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:43,934 Well, you're a… 304 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,477 A stink-face! 305 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,354 Awesome comeback, Mabel! 306 00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:49,147 Don't treat me like a child, Xyler. 307 00:14:49,231 --> 00:14:51,024 Later, suckers! 308 00:14:52,442 --> 00:14:53,985 Come on, we've got to save Stan! 309 00:14:54,069 --> 00:14:55,946 What's the point? 310 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,948 Why should I save him, huh? 311 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,408 I work for Stan day and night, 312 00:14:59,491 --> 00:15:03,036 and all he does in return is say he wants to get rid of me. 313 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,455 Dipper, I'm sure that's not true. 314 00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:07,791 I saw it with my own eyes in one of his memories, Mabel! 315 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,835 He's always picked on me and now I know why! 316 00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:11,420 Stan hates me! 317 00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:14,214 Dipper, it doesn't matter what you saw. 318 00:15:14,297 --> 00:15:16,800 If we don't stop Bill, we'll lose the shack! 319 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,927 No, you know what? Not this time. 320 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:21,721 For once, this is one of Stan's problems I'm not gonna fix. 321 00:15:22,973 --> 00:15:24,391 Fine! Come on, Soos. 322 00:15:24,474 --> 00:15:26,601 We'll save Stan ourselves! 323 00:15:26,685 --> 00:15:29,771 Dipper, you're a cool dude, but this isn't cool, dude. 324 00:15:29,855 --> 00:15:31,148 Let's go, Xyler! 325 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,732 All right, Craz! 326 00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:33,859 Those are our names! 327 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,286 - Yello? - Bill! 328 00:15:44,369 --> 00:15:46,663 Did you find the memory with the combination yet? 329 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,748 Relax, shortstack, I got it right here. 330 00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:50,417 Perfect! 331 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,462 Now give it to me and I'll fulfill my end of the bargain. 332 00:15:53,545 --> 00:15:55,380 Finally! It's… You got a pen there? 333 00:15:55,464 --> 00:15:59,342 It's thirteen, forty-four… 334 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,761 Ah! No, no, wait! No! 335 00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:03,680 None more bottomless than the bottomless pit. 336 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,099 Which, as you can see here, is bottomless. 337 00:16:06,183 --> 00:16:08,685 Whoo! Whatever that was, it's gone forever. 338 00:16:10,604 --> 00:16:11,813 Ha ha! Boom! 339 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,106 Mabel did it! 340 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:14,399 The shack is safe! 341 00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:16,276 - The deal's off! - Wait. No! Wait! 342 00:16:16,359 --> 00:16:17,986 I'm switching to plan B! 343 00:16:22,741 --> 00:16:23,825 You! 344 00:16:23,909 --> 00:16:26,703 You can't even imagine what you just cost me! 345 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,080 Do you have any idea what I'm like 346 00:16:29,164 --> 00:16:31,583 when I'm mad? 347 00:16:45,263 --> 00:16:47,182 So I guess he gets really mad when he gets mad. 348 00:16:47,265 --> 00:16:49,643 Eat nightmares! 349 00:16:51,061 --> 00:16:53,563 How do I get out of this place? 350 00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:56,566 Exit? Hello? 351 00:16:59,194 --> 00:17:00,695 Ah, this again? 352 00:17:00,779 --> 00:17:02,197 He's a loser. He's weak. 353 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,199 I just want to get rid of him. 354 00:17:05,242 --> 00:17:08,161 Yeah, those are all things people said 355 00:17:08,245 --> 00:17:09,285 about me when I was a boy. 356 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,232 Huh? 357 00:17:10,247 --> 00:17:11,623 It was terrible. 358 00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:13,667 I was the biggest wimp on the playground. 359 00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:23,134 So one summer my pop signs me up for boxing lessons. 360 00:17:23,218 --> 00:17:25,095 And it was even worse than the schoolyard! 361 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,930 Left hook! 362 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,893 You know, at the time, I thought my pop was trying to torture me. 363 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:33,060 But wouldn't you know it? 364 00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:35,021 The old man was doin' me a favor all along. 365 00:17:35,105 --> 00:17:36,105 Give me that bag! 366 00:17:36,147 --> 00:17:37,190 Help! My purse! 367 00:17:37,274 --> 00:17:38,858 - Help! - Left hook! 368 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,490 So you see? 369 00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:46,676 That's why I'm hard on Dipper. 370 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,784 To toughen him up, 371 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,953 so when the world fights, he fights back. 372 00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:53,290 Do you think it's actually working? 373 00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:55,917 I, I did it! 374 00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:56,945 Yes! 375 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,336 He's really comin' along. 376 00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:01,506 When push comes to shove, I'm actually proud of him. 377 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:03,258 Just don't ever tell him that. 378 00:18:03,341 --> 00:18:04,759 His head's big enough as it is. 379 00:18:04,843 --> 00:18:06,553 That's true. 380 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,309 Whoa, kid, what are you doin' here? 381 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,977 Nice hole in your chest, by the way. 382 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,312 Let's fix that up. 383 00:18:17,188 --> 00:18:19,190 W… what the… How did you do that? 384 00:18:19,274 --> 00:18:21,693 Word to the wise, kid, we're in the mind. 385 00:18:21,776 --> 00:18:23,903 You could do whatever you can imagine in here. 386 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,075 Well, how about that. 387 00:18:29,159 --> 00:18:30,744 No! Make it stop! 388 00:18:30,827 --> 00:18:32,871 Help! Someone, please! 389 00:18:32,954 --> 00:18:34,331 Oh, my gosh, what am I doing? 390 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,082 I gotta stop Bill! 391 00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:38,084 Huh. Fightin' back. 392 00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:41,546 One nightmare, coming up! 393 00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:42,532 Nightmare? 394 00:18:42,547 --> 00:18:44,215 Hope he doesn't mean that British dog-man 395 00:18:44,299 --> 00:18:46,217 I'm always dreaming about. 396 00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:48,053 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! 397 00:18:48,136 --> 00:18:50,013 Who's crike for a shdig in the pudding? 398 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,140 Ah! It's everything I ever feared! 399 00:18:52,223 --> 00:18:53,642 You! 400 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,813 Ahh! My cuteness! 401 00:18:58,897 --> 00:19:03,026 What did you do to my cuteness… 402 00:19:04,569 --> 00:19:05,695 You're next! 403 00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:07,489 Cool, we're next! 404 00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:13,745 My dream boys! 405 00:19:13,828 --> 00:19:17,082 And now to finish you off, for once and for all! 406 00:19:17,165 --> 00:19:18,291 No! No! 407 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:19,459 Dude, no! 408 00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:20,794 Hey, Bill! 409 00:19:20,877 --> 00:19:23,421 - What! - Nice bowtie! 410 00:19:23,505 --> 00:19:24,756 Ahh! 411 00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:26,633 Dipper! Dude! 412 00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:28,593 Guys! I just learned that you can conjure 413 00:19:28,677 --> 00:19:31,513 whatever you can conceive in Grunkle Stan's mindscape! 414 00:19:31,596 --> 00:19:33,014 Huh? 415 00:19:33,098 --> 00:19:35,141 Just think of cool fighting stuff and it'll happen! 416 00:19:35,225 --> 00:19:36,351 Like this. 417 00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:39,396 He's dead now. 418 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,480 What? Who told you that? 419 00:19:40,563 --> 00:19:41,466 Don't listen to him! 420 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,274 We can do anything? 421 00:19:44,442 --> 00:19:46,111 Like have kittens for fists? 422 00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:50,949 Pow, pow! Pow, pow, pow! Pow! 423 00:19:52,242 --> 00:19:54,953 Ahh! 424 00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:57,288 Well, hello, friends! 425 00:19:57,372 --> 00:19:58,456 Anything, huh? 426 00:19:58,540 --> 00:20:01,960 Soos loves stomach beam stare! 427 00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:07,298 Enough games! 428 00:20:10,051 --> 00:20:12,011 Hamster ball shields, activate! 429 00:20:12,095 --> 00:20:13,135 Dipper and Soos: Activate! 430 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,057 Ah, my eye! 431 00:20:16,141 --> 00:20:17,142 Ahh! 432 00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:21,646 Rise, Xyler! Rise, Craz! 433 00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:27,193 No! Synthesized music! 434 00:20:27,277 --> 00:20:28,277 It hurts! 435 00:20:28,319 --> 00:20:30,572 And now to imagine your worst nightmare! 436 00:20:30,655 --> 00:20:32,741 A portal out of Stan's mind! 437 00:20:34,993 --> 00:20:36,536 Mabel! Everyone! 438 00:20:36,619 --> 00:20:37,829 Together! 439 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,876 No, no, no! 440 00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:44,169 Enough! 441 00:20:46,796 --> 00:20:48,232 You know, I'm impressed with you guys. 442 00:20:48,256 --> 00:20:49,608 You're a lot more clever than you look. 443 00:20:49,632 --> 00:20:51,134 Especially the fat one. 444 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,636 He's talking about you. 445 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,263 So I'm gonna let you kids off the hook. 446 00:20:55,346 --> 00:20:56,931 You might come in handy later. 447 00:20:57,015 --> 00:20:58,433 But know this. 448 00:20:58,516 --> 00:20:59,893 A darkness approaches, 449 00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:01,269 a day will come in the future 450 00:21:01,352 --> 00:21:03,688 when everything you care about will change. 451 00:21:03,772 --> 00:21:05,607 Until then, I'll be watching you. 452 00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:09,736 I'll be watching you. 453 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,573 He's gone, we did it! 454 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,535 Wha… 455 00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:18,953 Stan must be waking up. 456 00:21:19,037 --> 00:21:21,164 Will I ever see you guys again? 457 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,290 In your dreams. 458 00:21:22,373 --> 00:21:24,876 Good one, bro. Good one. 459 00:21:28,046 --> 00:21:29,506 We did it! 460 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:30,799 What? Did what? 461 00:21:30,882 --> 00:21:32,592 What are you all doing here? 462 00:21:32,675 --> 00:21:36,095 And why was I dreaming of two brightly colored and radical young men? 463 00:21:36,304 --> 00:21:37,847 Grunkle Stan! You're okay! 464 00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:39,140 What is this, a hug? 465 00:21:39,224 --> 00:21:41,017 Nope. It's a choke hold. 466 00:21:45,396 --> 00:21:48,149 Not bad, kid. Not bad. 467 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:52,070 I'm just glad Gideon didn't get into the safe. 468 00:21:52,153 --> 00:21:54,447 I really love this old shack. 469 00:21:54,531 --> 00:21:55,949 Group hug! 470 00:21:56,032 --> 00:21:57,116 No? 471 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,743 I never know the right time! 472 00:21:58,827 --> 00:22:00,787 Hey, do you guys feel a… 473 00:22:03,706 --> 00:22:07,085 Oh, I'm sorry, Pines family, did I wake you? 474 00:22:07,168 --> 00:22:08,753 But we defeated Bill. 475 00:22:08,837 --> 00:22:09,838 Bill failed me! 476 00:22:09,921 --> 00:22:11,172 So I switched to plan B. 477 00:22:11,256 --> 00:22:12,257 Dynamite. 478 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:13,466 What? Bill? 479 00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:14,985 Who… wh… What are you guys talking about? 480 00:22:15,009 --> 00:22:17,887 Spoiler alert, Stanford. I've got the deed! 481 00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:20,306 The Mystery Shack belongs to me! 482 00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:22,851 So, get off my property! 483 00:22:22,934 --> 00:22:24,269 Daddy? 484 00:22:24,352 --> 00:22:26,771 Bring it around the front. 485 00:22:26,855 --> 00:22:27,855 Don't worry, guys. 486 00:22:27,897 --> 00:22:29,023 It's just part of the dream. 487 00:22:29,107 --> 00:22:30,859 We're going to wake up any second now. 488 00:22:30,942 --> 00:22:32,318 Right? Right? 489 00:22:44,747 --> 00:22:46,666 Someone, pinch me, dude.