1 00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:16,424 I just had a horrible dream 2 00:00:16,507 --> 00:00:18,718 that Gideon stole the deed to the Mystery Shack 3 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:19,885 and kicked us out and 4 00:00:19,969 --> 00:00:22,596 we all had to move in with Soos' grandma. 5 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:23,931 That was no dream, dude. 6 00:00:27,309 --> 00:00:29,103 Shh! Por favor. 7 00:00:29,186 --> 00:00:31,230 Uh, sorry, abuelita. 8 00:00:31,313 --> 00:00:34,692 Oh! Soos, your grandma is so adorable! 9 00:00:34,775 --> 00:00:37,486 And her skin is old lady soft. 10 00:00:39,655 --> 00:00:42,074 Mabel, quit being creepy! The news is finally on! 11 00:00:42,158 --> 00:00:44,493 In a move that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing, 12 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:46,036 child psychic Gideon Gleeful 13 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,748 has taken surprise ownership of the Mystery Shack, 14 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:52,168 previously belonging to area shyster Stanford Pines. 15 00:00:52,251 --> 00:00:54,170 That picture's taken out of context. 16 00:00:54,253 --> 00:00:56,046 Now that you have the shack, 17 00:00:56,130 --> 00:00:58,340 what exactly are you planning to do with it? 18 00:00:58,424 --> 00:01:00,384 I have a big announcement to make today, 19 00:01:00,468 --> 00:01:01,886 and I'd like to cordially invite 20 00:01:01,969 --> 00:01:04,430 all the good people of Gravity Falls to join me. 21 00:01:04,513 --> 00:01:07,391 Free admission to everyone who wears their Gideon pins! 22 00:01:07,475 --> 00:01:08,809 It's my face! 23 00:01:08,893 --> 00:01:11,103 I just can't believe Gideon beat us! 24 00:01:11,187 --> 00:01:12,980 Normally I'm able to save the day. 25 00:01:13,063 --> 00:01:14,690 This is all my fault. 26 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:16,233 Don't worry, Dipper. 27 00:01:16,317 --> 00:01:18,797 Looks like Mabel's gonna have to be the hero of the family now! 28 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:23,073 I'll defeat Gideon with my grappling hook! 29 00:01:23,157 --> 00:01:24,797 Mabel, no offense, but that grappling hook 30 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,994 has literally never helped us once. 31 00:01:27,077 --> 00:01:29,079 Oh, yeah? Jelly grab! 32 00:01:31,582 --> 00:01:35,044 I vacuum the walls now. 33 00:01:35,127 --> 00:01:37,379 So you lost the shack. Look on the bright side, dudes. 34 00:01:37,463 --> 00:01:38,648 Now you get to live here with me. 35 00:01:38,672 --> 00:01:39,799 Soos! 36 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,397 Hey, anyone wanna play racecars? 37 00:01:41,447 --> 00:01:43,111 They're out of batteries but we can make pretend. 38 00:01:43,135 --> 00:01:46,222 Would it be a new low if I ate that? 39 00:01:46,305 --> 00:01:48,474 I'm just kidding. I'm totally eating it. 40 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:51,727 We've gotta get the shack back. 41 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:36,814 Hello, Gravity Falls! 42 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:41,986 Gideon is the psychic-est! 43 00:02:42,069 --> 00:02:45,406 He guessed the secret ingredient to my coffee omelet! 44 00:02:45,489 --> 00:02:49,326 Somehow he knew about my horrifying secret birthmark. 45 00:02:49,410 --> 00:02:51,620 I love that child psychic so much! 46 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:53,122 You're choking me! 47 00:02:53,205 --> 00:02:54,999 Grandma, is that you? 48 00:02:55,082 --> 00:02:56,458 We're in. 49 00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:58,450 Just wanna say, don't know what we're doing here, 50 00:02:58,474 --> 00:03:00,921 but I am loving these fake moustaches! 51 00:03:01,005 --> 00:03:04,049 If anyone asks, I'm not Soos. 52 00:03:04,133 --> 00:03:06,093 Ladies and gentlemen! 53 00:03:06,176 --> 00:03:09,138 Today I am delighted to announce my new plans 54 00:03:09,221 --> 00:03:10,931 for the former Mystery Shack. 55 00:03:11,015 --> 00:03:14,435 I give you Gideonland! 56 00:03:14,518 --> 00:03:15,519 - What? - Dude! 57 00:03:15,603 --> 00:03:17,187 We're gonna turn this dirty old shack 58 00:03:17,271 --> 00:03:21,984 into three square miles of Gideon-tertainment! 59 00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:24,403 And, introducing our new mascot, 60 00:03:24,486 --> 00:03:26,155 Li'I Gideon Junior! 61 00:03:26,238 --> 00:03:28,490 Boom! He's a pig! 62 00:03:28,574 --> 00:03:30,659 Waddles! You monster! 63 00:03:30,784 --> 00:03:32,494 All right, that's it! 64 00:03:32,578 --> 00:03:34,121 Hey! Hey! 65 00:03:36,790 --> 00:03:38,834 Listen up, people! Gideon's a fraud! 66 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:41,211 This kid broke in and stole my property! 67 00:03:41,295 --> 00:03:43,589 - Arrest him, officers! - Yeah! 68 00:03:43,672 --> 00:03:45,549 Such accusations! 69 00:03:45,633 --> 00:03:48,469 Mr. Pines, I recall you gave the property to me. 70 00:03:48,552 --> 00:03:50,554 Look, here's the deed right here! 71 00:03:50,638 --> 00:03:52,389 Well, that's all the proof I need to see. 72 00:03:52,473 --> 00:03:55,851 I love you, Li'I Gideon! Sing them funny songs! 73 00:03:57,227 --> 00:03:58,227 Hey! 74 00:04:00,522 --> 00:04:03,067 Now get off my property, old man. 75 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:04,652 I'll show you who's the old ma… 76 00:04:04,735 --> 00:04:06,654 Ow! Aah! My hearing aid! Aah! 77 00:04:06,737 --> 00:04:08,906 Thanks for visiting Gideonland, friends! 78 00:04:08,989 --> 00:04:12,493 Don't come back. I don't care for y'all. 79 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:18,996 Don't worry, guys, we'll get the shack back somehow. 80 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,209 We better. 81 00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:21,543 Wendy! 82 00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:22,920 If I can't work at the shack, 83 00:04:23,003 --> 00:04:24,356 my dad's gonna force me to work upstate 84 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:26,215 at my cousin's logging camp. 85 00:04:26,298 --> 00:04:29,176 What? You're leaving town? But we need you here! 86 00:04:29,259 --> 00:04:32,972 Yeah, especially Dipper, because of his giant crush on… 87 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:36,141 You… calyptus trees! 88 00:04:36,225 --> 00:04:38,268 The kids loves eucalyptus trees. 89 00:04:38,352 --> 00:04:41,397 Saved it! 90 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,066 Oh, man, guys, don't look now. 91 00:04:44,149 --> 00:04:45,275 Take me back, Wendy! 92 00:04:45,359 --> 00:04:48,404 My arms are too skinny to keep holding this boom box forever! 93 00:04:48,487 --> 00:04:50,215 - I was never here. - Have you been getting my texts? 94 00:04:50,239 --> 00:04:53,534 Do I need to send you more texts? Wendy! 95 00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:58,330 This is not good. I cannot feed such a big family. 96 00:04:58,414 --> 00:04:59,915 Where will we stay, Dipper? 97 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:02,292 Where will I put all my sweaters? 98 00:05:02,376 --> 00:05:04,503 And what's Stan gonna tell mom and dad? 99 00:05:04,586 --> 00:05:08,716 Ah, Mr. Pines will figure something out. He always does! 100 00:05:08,799 --> 00:05:11,176 Don't worry, your son and daughter are fine. 101 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:12,720 Where are we staying? 102 00:05:12,803 --> 00:05:16,890 Uh, I put 'em up at this amazing 4-star hotel! 103 00:05:16,974 --> 00:05:21,812 What? Uh, sure, we got… plenty to eat. 104 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:23,873 Uh, relax. If I thought I couldn't take care of these kids, 105 00:05:23,897 --> 00:05:27,651 I'd send 'em back right away. Uh-huh. You, too. 106 00:05:27,735 --> 00:05:30,362 Grunkle Stan, can we order pizza? 107 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:45,169 Back to your corner! 108 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:51,675 I've been meanin' to ask you, boy. 109 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:53,343 Shouldn't you be celebratin' Gideonland 110 00:05:53,427 --> 00:05:55,929 instead of sticking your head in that there book all day? 111 00:05:56,013 --> 00:06:00,100 Father, have I ever told you the true nature of this book? 112 00:06:00,184 --> 00:06:02,728 It was written many years ago by a brilliant unknown author 113 00:06:02,811 --> 00:06:06,148 who learned secrets too powerful for one man. 114 00:06:06,231 --> 00:06:08,901 He hid his journals where he thought no one would ever find 'em. 115 00:06:08,984 --> 00:06:11,379 Because he knew that if the journals were ever brought together, 116 00:06:11,403 --> 00:06:15,866 they would unleash a gateway to unimaginable power! 117 00:06:15,949 --> 00:06:17,993 Codes and maps have led me to believe 118 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:20,662 the other book's buried somewhere on this very property. 119 00:06:20,746 --> 00:06:22,664 And I intend to find it. 120 00:06:22,748 --> 00:06:25,167 So that's why you wanted the Mystery Shack. 121 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:26,502 That's right, father. 122 00:06:26,585 --> 00:06:27,961 It's time to begin the search… 123 00:06:28,045 --> 00:06:29,296 For the other journal! 124 00:06:35,219 --> 00:06:36,345 Go, red car! 125 00:06:36,428 --> 00:06:38,013 Go, other red car! 126 00:06:39,223 --> 00:06:41,100 This would be a lot more fun with batteries. 127 00:06:43,268 --> 00:06:46,063 Kids, we gotta talk. 128 00:06:46,146 --> 00:06:49,149 Look, I've been thinking, and I can't take care of you anymore. 129 00:06:49,233 --> 00:06:51,735 I don't have a house, or… Or a job. 130 00:06:51,819 --> 00:06:53,987 The plan is you're going home. 131 00:06:54,071 --> 00:06:56,281 Your bus leaves tomorrow. Here are your tickets. 132 00:06:56,365 --> 00:06:57,801 But, Grunkle Stan, you can't give up. 133 00:06:57,825 --> 00:06:59,535 Yeah, dude. Look at these faces! 134 00:06:59,618 --> 00:07:01,912 Be cuter, Mabel! Your summer depends on it! 135 00:07:01,995 --> 00:07:03,163 Look, I lost, okay? 136 00:07:03,247 --> 00:07:05,499 The best thing is for you to be with your parents. 137 00:07:05,582 --> 00:07:07,042 I'm sorry, kids. Gideon won. 138 00:07:08,335 --> 00:07:09,545 Summer's over. 139 00:07:09,628 --> 00:07:12,673 Mr. Pines! Come back! Reconsider! 140 00:07:14,007 --> 00:07:15,300 Mabel, that's enough! 141 00:07:15,384 --> 00:07:17,302 If Stan won't get our home back from Gideon, 142 00:07:17,386 --> 00:07:19,138 then we'll have to do it ourselves! 143 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:21,140 Gideon may have the upper hand, 144 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:23,433 but we have one thing he doesn't. 145 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:24,852 - A grappling hook! - The journal! 146 00:07:24,935 --> 00:07:28,147 Oh, the journal. Journal! 147 00:07:38,115 --> 00:07:40,075 All right. The bus to take us out of Gravity Falls 148 00:07:40,117 --> 00:07:41,743 comes at sundown. 149 00:07:41,827 --> 00:07:44,329 If we wanna stay in town, we've gotta get past those guards, 150 00:07:44,413 --> 00:07:45,453 make it through the fence, 151 00:07:45,497 --> 00:07:47,833 and get Gideon to hand over that deed. 152 00:07:47,916 --> 00:07:50,961 Leave that to Mabel! Wa-cha! 153 00:07:51,044 --> 00:07:53,088 Aah! 154 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,757 Now will you admit the grappling hook is useless? 155 00:07:55,841 --> 00:07:56,967 Nope! 156 00:07:57,050 --> 00:07:59,928 Okay, what can we use to defeat Gideon? 157 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:02,681 Let's see. Barf fairy? 158 00:08:02,764 --> 00:08:04,975 - Yeah! - Nope. 159 00:08:05,058 --> 00:08:07,603 Butternut squash with a human face and emotions? 160 00:08:07,686 --> 00:08:09,396 - Yeah! - Nope. 161 00:08:09,479 --> 00:08:10,564 Whoa! What's this? 162 00:08:10,647 --> 00:08:12,149 I've stared at this page for hours. 163 00:08:12,232 --> 00:08:14,401 It seems like a blueprint to build some kind 164 00:08:14,484 --> 00:08:16,403 of strange futuristic super weapon… 165 00:08:16,486 --> 00:08:20,532 Boring! To defeat those guards, we need some kind of army. 166 00:08:20,782 --> 00:08:22,993 Wait a minute. An army! 167 00:08:23,076 --> 00:08:25,746 Mabel, that's it! The gnomes! 168 00:08:25,829 --> 00:08:28,832 Uh… 169 00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:31,752 I think this is their hiding spot. 170 00:08:31,835 --> 00:08:34,671 I wonder what gnomes do out here all alone in the forest. 171 00:08:34,796 --> 00:08:38,217 - Aah! - Aah! 172 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,469 This, this is normal. 173 00:08:40,552 --> 00:08:42,888 This is normal for gnomes. Scrub, scrub. 174 00:08:42,971 --> 00:08:45,641 Well, well, well! Look who came crawling back! 175 00:08:45,724 --> 00:08:49,144 Take five, Chris. You guys keep doin' what you're doin'. 176 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:52,064 So, changed your mind about marrying me, did you, Mabel? 177 00:08:52,147 --> 00:08:56,401 Ew! Hardly! We need your help. And seriously, ew! 178 00:08:56,485 --> 00:09:00,239 You want our help? After you left me at the altar? No dice! 179 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:02,258 Well, what if we were able to get you a new queen? 180 00:09:02,282 --> 00:09:03,992 One even more beautiful than me! 181 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:06,912 Her name's Gideon and she has lovely white hair. 182 00:09:06,995 --> 00:09:11,083 Whoa! Mature woman, huh? Hey, Shmebulock, get my cologne! 183 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:12,834 Shmebulock! 184 00:09:12,918 --> 00:09:15,379 Is "Shmebulock" all you can say? 185 00:09:16,505 --> 00:09:18,006 Shmebulock. 186 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,132 It's a deal! 187 00:09:21,843 --> 00:09:26,014 Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest, most expired apple cider you've got. 188 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:27,724 Sure thing, Mr. Pines. 189 00:09:27,808 --> 00:09:29,059 Soos? What are you doing here? 190 00:09:29,142 --> 00:09:30,894 Since the Mystery Shack shut down, 191 00:09:30,978 --> 00:09:32,688 I've had to take a bunch of part-time jobs. 192 00:09:32,771 --> 00:09:35,524 Gravedigger, bus driver, really awesome cook. 193 00:09:35,607 --> 00:09:37,888 Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it? 194 00:09:40,487 --> 00:09:43,991 You're a good man-child, Soos, 195 00:09:44,074 --> 00:09:45,242 but it's not looking good. 196 00:09:45,325 --> 00:09:47,077 This whole town loves Gideon and hates me. 197 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,997 If only they knew how evil he really was. 198 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,999 Hey, I'm here for you, dude. 199 00:09:52,082 --> 00:09:54,584 The entire lower half of your body is on fire. 200 00:09:54,668 --> 00:09:58,338 Shh. We're having a moment. 201 00:09:58,422 --> 00:10:01,842 Where are you, journal? 202 00:10:02,009 --> 00:10:03,010 Where are you? 203 00:10:03,093 --> 00:10:05,470 Boy, I hate to interrupt you, but you have some guests. 204 00:10:05,554 --> 00:10:06,763 What? 205 00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:09,641 Give us the deed to the shack, Gideon! Or else! 206 00:10:09,725 --> 00:10:12,686 Am I supposed to say, "Or else what?" 207 00:10:12,769 --> 00:10:15,731 Yes, you are supposed to say that! Now! 208 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:29,202 You're surrounded by an unstoppable gnome army. 209 00:10:29,286 --> 00:10:31,830 Now give us back our deed and get off our property! 210 00:10:31,913 --> 00:10:34,916 And let the marriage ceremony begin! 211 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,920 Very well. I suppose this deed belongs to… 212 00:10:43,050 --> 00:10:46,011 Ha! What do you know? Works on gnomes, too. 213 00:10:46,094 --> 00:10:47,679 Stop! We'll do anything! 214 00:10:47,763 --> 00:10:49,598 How can we serve you, your majesty? 215 00:10:49,681 --> 00:10:52,392 The most beautiful girl we've ever seen! 216 00:10:52,476 --> 00:10:54,269 I am not a girl! 217 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:57,314 Really? But your skin is so soft. You moisturize or… 218 00:10:57,397 --> 00:10:58,899 Subdue them! 219 00:11:01,818 --> 00:11:04,654 I have to admit, kids, I am impressed by your creativity. 220 00:11:04,738 --> 00:11:05,947 - How did you ever? - Let go! 221 00:11:06,031 --> 00:11:07,491 Oh, no! 222 00:11:07,574 --> 00:11:09,993 No! Could it be? Is it? 223 00:11:10,077 --> 00:11:11,703 Of course! 224 00:11:11,787 --> 00:11:13,455 It all makes sense! 225 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,540 The one place I'd never think to look. 226 00:11:15,624 --> 00:11:16,664 You had it the whole time! 227 00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:19,461 And to think I actually considered you a threat! 228 00:11:19,544 --> 00:11:21,129 No! Give it back! 229 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:24,299 Every victory you had was because of your precious book! 230 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,027 - Give it back or I'll… - Or you'll what, boy? 231 00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:30,013 You'll what? Huh? Huh? No muscles, no brains. 232 00:11:30,097 --> 00:11:32,641 Face it. You're nothing without this! 233 00:11:32,724 --> 00:11:34,893 Bye-bye forever, y'all. 234 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:37,646 No! 235 00:11:45,779 --> 00:11:49,574 Next time, do your own dirty work! Come on, boys! 236 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:52,786 Well, that's it. 237 00:11:52,869 --> 00:11:55,247 Guess the bus should be here soon. 238 00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:57,666 What? Dipper, don't give up! 239 00:11:57,749 --> 00:11:59,876 You always have a plan! 240 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,920 No, the journal always has the plan! 241 00:12:02,003 --> 00:12:04,172 Think about it, Mabel. Gideon was right. 242 00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:06,067 The only courageous or cool things I've ever done 243 00:12:06,091 --> 00:12:07,426 have been because of that journal. 244 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:11,346 Without it, I can't help you or Stan or anyone. 245 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,306 There's gotta be something we can do. 246 00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:15,934 What can we do? 247 00:12:19,146 --> 00:12:22,482 Bus fifty-two departing Gravity Falls. All aboard. 248 00:12:26,403 --> 00:12:28,822 Sorry, kids. It's for the best. 249 00:12:34,411 --> 00:12:36,538 I can't believe this is happening. 250 00:12:44,212 --> 00:12:48,175 I've got it! I've finally got it! 251 00:12:48,258 --> 00:12:50,302 Get out! 252 00:12:50,385 --> 00:12:51,636 It's finally mine! 253 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,556 At last, I have journal number… 254 00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:55,640 Three? 255 00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:57,684 There are three of 'em? 256 00:12:57,767 --> 00:13:00,437 But where is journal number one? 257 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,523 I must have all three for the power to be unlocked! 258 00:13:03,607 --> 00:13:07,527 But where could I… Dipper! He must know where it is! 259 00:13:07,611 --> 00:13:10,363 He gave me the third one and kept the first for himself! 260 00:13:10,447 --> 00:13:12,491 I can't let him leave Gravity Falls! 261 00:13:15,452 --> 00:13:17,537 You there! Is it ready? 262 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,959 Only one way to find out! 263 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,446 I got a good feelin' about that kid! 264 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,450 Well, Stan, this is it. Rock bottom. 265 00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,410 No friends, no family, 266 00:13:57,494 --> 00:13:59,829 stuck watching infomercials for whatever that is. 267 00:13:59,913 --> 00:14:02,582 Are you sick of piles of owls constantly blocking your driveway? 268 00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:05,418 Well, then you've gotta get Owl Trowel! 269 00:14:05,502 --> 00:14:07,420 How did you do it, kid? 270 00:14:07,504 --> 00:14:09,631 Why are you always one step ahead? 271 00:14:09,714 --> 00:14:11,633 Maybe he really is psychic after… 272 00:14:11,716 --> 00:14:13,635 Aah! My hearing aid! 273 00:14:13,718 --> 00:14:15,387 What keeps causing that? 274 00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:18,557 Wait a minute. That's it! I know Gideon's weakness! 275 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,517 Would Mr. Pines like a… 276 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,851 Mwah! 277 00:14:23,895 --> 00:14:25,647 I go vacuum my face. 278 00:14:33,113 --> 00:14:36,658 Hey, Dipper. Wanna play bus seat treasure hunt? 279 00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:37,951 I'm not in the mood. 280 00:14:38,034 --> 00:14:38,979 Oh, come on. 281 00:14:38,994 --> 00:14:40,453 We got Canadian coin, 282 00:14:40,537 --> 00:14:42,372 gum that's shaped like Ronald Reagan's head. 283 00:14:42,455 --> 00:14:44,499 Ooh! Miscellaneous fluid stain. 284 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:48,003 - Giant robot! - Yeah, giant robot. Wait. What? 285 00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:52,549 - Look! - Halt! I command you to halt! 286 00:14:54,301 --> 00:14:58,305 Mr. Bus driver! There's a giant Gideonbot coming towards us! 287 00:14:58,388 --> 00:15:00,640 - Oh, hey, dudes! - Soos! 288 00:15:00,724 --> 00:15:02,809 Don't worry, guys. I've been a part-time bus driver 289 00:15:02,892 --> 00:15:04,603 for at least 40 minutes. 290 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,272 One of these things is probably a clutch. 291 00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:09,065 Hang on, dudes! 292 00:15:09,149 --> 00:15:11,151 Aah! 293 00:15:11,234 --> 00:15:14,279 - Soos! Look out! - Aah! 294 00:15:22,537 --> 00:15:24,706 He already won! What does he want from us? 295 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,710 I got you in my sights! 296 00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,629 Soos! Cliff! 297 00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:34,507 Aah! 298 00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:51,399 Okay, what's closest to our present situation? 299 00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:54,194 "Raccoon in the engine" or "angry grandparent won't leave bus"? 300 00:15:54,277 --> 00:15:56,112 Probably… Probably the second one. 301 00:15:58,782 --> 00:16:00,659 Huh? 302 00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:08,625 Tell me! Where is journal number one? 303 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:10,460 Journal number one? 304 00:16:10,543 --> 00:16:13,922 Don't play games with me, boy! 305 00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:15,298 Oh! Aah! Aah! 306 00:16:15,382 --> 00:16:17,133 I don't know what you're talking about! 307 00:16:17,217 --> 00:16:19,010 You took the only journal I ever had! 308 00:16:19,094 --> 00:16:21,262 What do you even want with these journals, anyway? 309 00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:23,264 Aah! Aah! 310 00:16:24,474 --> 00:16:26,601 Let go of her! 311 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:29,979 Ha ha ha! You still think you're some kind of hero? 312 00:16:30,063 --> 00:16:31,981 Aaahhh! Unh! 313 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,194 Once I find the final journal, I'll rule this town! 314 00:16:36,277 --> 00:16:39,489 With you as my queen! 315 00:16:39,572 --> 00:16:42,242 Dipper, help me! Help! 316 00:16:45,829 --> 00:16:48,581 Face it, kid. You're nothing without that journal. 317 00:16:48,665 --> 00:16:49,999 How you gonna fight back? 318 00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:52,168 No muscles, no brains. 319 00:16:52,252 --> 00:16:55,380 What are you gonna do? Huh? What are you gonna do? 320 00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:08,143 Let go of my sister! 321 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,480 Never! I finally won this time! 322 00:17:14,232 --> 00:17:16,651 Aah! Aah! Get off! Let go of me! 323 00:17:23,408 --> 00:17:25,160 Huh? 324 00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:38,173 Careful in there! 325 00:17:43,178 --> 00:17:45,305 Dudes! No! 326 00:18:09,037 --> 00:18:12,248 Grappling hook! Told you it would come in handy. 327 00:18:12,332 --> 00:18:14,292 Mabel, that was amazing! 328 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:17,253 Not as amazing as you defeating that robot! 329 00:18:17,337 --> 00:18:19,214 Hey, my journal! 330 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:21,233 - Oh, there it is! - Is this the thing that exploded? 331 00:18:21,257 --> 00:18:22,926 What's going on? What is that? 332 00:18:23,009 --> 00:18:24,511 It's over here. 333 00:18:24,594 --> 00:18:26,513 Ohhh. 334 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,349 Gideon! 335 00:18:29,432 --> 00:18:32,560 Oh, good heavens! What on earth happened here? 336 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:35,063 It was the Pines twins. They tried to attack me 337 00:18:35,146 --> 00:18:37,816 and blew up my statue with dynamite! 338 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:38,983 Arrest 'em! 339 00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:41,903 - What? - Officers, he's lying! 340 00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:43,655 Sorry, kids, but we trust Gideon, 341 00:18:43,738 --> 00:18:46,032 and nothing short of a miracle could ever change our… 342 00:18:46,115 --> 00:18:47,283 Aah! 343 00:18:48,576 --> 00:18:52,121 Wait! Wait! Stop everything! I've got something to say! 344 00:18:52,205 --> 00:18:54,457 - Not this guy again. - Just wait! Look! 345 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:57,919 You guys all think Gideon is so perfect and honest. 346 00:18:58,002 --> 00:19:00,588 "Oh, I could never tell a lie! I'm Gideon!" 347 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,173 He's more honest than you! 348 00:19:02,257 --> 00:19:04,050 Yeah! And he's psychic too! 349 00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:10,723 How's this for psychic? Bam! Take a good look! 350 00:19:10,807 --> 00:19:13,059 Wait a minute! Is that me? 351 00:19:13,142 --> 00:19:16,980 The secret ingredient to my coffee omelet is coffee! 352 00:19:17,063 --> 00:19:18,398 And me! 353 00:19:18,481 --> 00:19:20,775 I can verify that that birthmark is indeed disgusting. 354 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,277 Hooray! 355 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,863 That's me! 356 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,282 That's right! These pins are hidden cameras! 357 00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:30,076 And my hearing aid was picking up the feedback! 358 00:19:30,159 --> 00:19:32,579 Who's the fraud now? 359 00:19:36,165 --> 00:19:38,543 Gideon, we gave you our trust. 360 00:19:38,626 --> 00:19:40,503 You lied to us! 361 00:19:40,587 --> 00:19:42,922 Please, I… It's not what it looks like. 362 00:19:43,006 --> 00:19:44,883 What are you gonna do with me? 363 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,593 Tyler? 364 00:19:48,928 --> 00:19:50,221 Get him. 365 00:19:50,305 --> 00:19:51,890 Get him. 366 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,517 Li'I Gideon, you are under arrest 367 00:19:54,601 --> 00:19:57,854 for conspiracy, fraud, and breaking our hearts. 368 00:19:57,937 --> 00:19:59,939 Durland, the tiny handcuffs. 369 00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:02,984 Wha… no! 370 00:20:05,278 --> 00:20:06,738 Just one more thing. 371 00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:09,949 Let go of me! Ow! Ow! Ow! 372 00:20:10,199 --> 00:20:12,869 I believe this belongs to me. 373 00:20:12,952 --> 00:20:15,705 No! No! Watch the hair! 374 00:20:15,788 --> 00:20:17,498 You can't do this to me! Y'all are sheep! 375 00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:19,250 You need me! I'll be back! 376 00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:20,835 You'll hear from my lawyers! 377 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:21,905 There you have it. 378 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,339 Local hero Stanford Pines has just exposed. 379 00:20:24,422 --> 00:20:26,007 Li'I Gideon as a fraud. 380 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:28,426 Anything you have to say to the town, Stanford? 381 00:20:28,509 --> 00:20:32,013 The Mystery Shack is back, baby! 382 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:47,570 Oh, thank you, thank you! 383 00:20:53,159 --> 00:20:56,746 Hey, Grunkle Stan! 384 00:20:56,829 --> 00:20:59,248 Uh, you kiddos settling back in okay? 385 00:20:59,332 --> 00:21:00,833 Yep! All of my favorite moldy spots 386 00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:02,919 on the ceiling are still there! 387 00:21:03,002 --> 00:21:06,339 Even you, Daryl! 388 00:21:06,422 --> 00:21:08,508 Hey, Grunkle Stan, me and Mabel have been talking, 389 00:21:08,591 --> 00:21:11,678 and I think there's something we should finally tell you. 390 00:21:11,761 --> 00:21:12,905 This is a journal I found in the woods. 391 00:21:12,929 --> 00:21:14,847 It talks about all the crazy stuff that 392 00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:16,933 goes on in Gravity Falls. 393 00:21:17,016 --> 00:21:19,769 Gideon nearly destroyed the whole town trying to find it. 394 00:21:19,852 --> 00:21:21,538 I don't know what it means, or who wrote it, 395 00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:23,272 but after all we've been through, 396 00:21:23,356 --> 00:21:25,483 maybe you should finally know about it. 397 00:21:25,566 --> 00:21:28,027 I'm glad you showed me this, Dipper. 398 00:21:28,111 --> 00:21:31,948 Now I know where you've been getting it all from! 399 00:21:32,031 --> 00:21:33,282 Spookums and monsters. 400 00:21:33,366 --> 00:21:37,245 This kooky book has been filling your head with crazy conspiracies! 401 00:21:37,328 --> 00:21:38,579 But it's all real! 402 00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:41,874 You gotta quit readin' this fantasy nonsense for your own good. 403 00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:43,998 Although some of these would make great attractions! 404 00:21:44,252 --> 00:21:47,046 Can't come up with this stuff! Mind if I borrow this? 405 00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:48,464 Wait! No! Grunkle Stan! 406 00:21:48,548 --> 00:21:51,259 "Magic book." Ridiculous! 407 00:21:51,342 --> 00:21:54,345 - Stan, I need it! - Dipper, you don't need that book! 408 00:21:54,429 --> 00:21:55,596 Don't you see? 409 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,765 On your own you defeated a giant robot 410 00:21:57,849 --> 00:21:59,767 with nothing but your bare hands! 411 00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:02,353 You're a hero whether you've got that journal or not! 412 00:22:02,437 --> 00:22:06,566 Whoa. Thanks, Mabel. I still want it back though. 413 00:22:06,649 --> 00:22:07,900 I'm sure you'll get it back. 414 00:22:07,984 --> 00:22:11,279 What would a boring old man like Stan want with that book anyway? 415 00:22:11,362 --> 00:22:13,823 Soos'ed! 416 00:22:58,409 --> 00:23:00,036 After all these years. 417 00:23:02,330 --> 00:23:04,832 Finally, I have them all. 418 00:23:16,552 --> 00:23:17,595 It's working! 419 00:23:30,691 --> 00:23:31,943 Here we go.