1 00:00:24,723 --> 00:00:27,959 Thirty long years and it's all led up to this. 2 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,560 My greatest achievement! 3 00:00:30,863 --> 00:00:32,663 Probably should have worn pants. 4 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:35,967 Agh! 5 00:00:38,404 --> 00:00:39,971 Feisty, I like it. 6 00:00:49,014 --> 00:00:52,717 If I finally pull this off, it will all have been worth it. 7 00:00:58,056 --> 00:01:00,124 I just need to keep playing it cool. 8 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:02,527 If anyone ever finds out about this... 9 00:01:05,864 --> 00:01:08,566 Yeah, right. I've come this far. 10 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,835 Who could possibly catch me now? 11 00:01:24,483 --> 00:01:26,684 See there, there it is again. 12 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:29,754 We haven't seen readings like this for 30 years. 13 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:33,157 Is it coming from deep space? An enemy weapons site? 14 00:01:34,393 --> 00:01:36,894 Just as I suspected. 15 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:39,831 Gentlemen, we're going to Gravity Falls. 16 00:02:25,711 --> 00:02:28,946 Oh, right. Show time. 17 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:32,083 Welcome to the grand re-opening of the Mystery Shack! 18 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,685 Mystery Shack! 19 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:38,041 We're here to celebrate the defeat of that skunk little Gideon. 20 00:02:38,043 --> 00:02:39,523 Boo! 21 00:02:39,525 --> 00:02:41,092 Please, please, boo harder. 22 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:42,860 Boo! 23 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:44,662 But I didn't catch that pork chop all alone. 24 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,098 These two scams deserve some of the glory. 25 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,166 Oh! Okay, okay. 26 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:50,501 Most of the glory. 27 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,737 Smile for the camera. 28 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,572 Your camera's a cinder block, Toby. 29 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:57,475 I just want to be a part of things. 30 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:59,176 Smile for a real camera. 31 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:01,178 Everyone say "something stupid." 32 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:03,581 Something stupid! 33 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,851 And don't forget to come to the after party tonight at 8:00. 34 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,986 We're doing a karaoke bonanza, people. 35 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:12,123 Lights! Music! Enchantment! Phoo! 36 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:15,413 And an amazing karaoke performance by our family band, 37 00:03:15,438 --> 00:03:16,794 Love Patrol Alpha. 38 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:18,195 Oh, I don't know about that. 39 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:19,830 I would never agree to that ever. 40 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,432 Too late, I wrote your names on the list. 41 00:03:21,457 --> 00:03:22,166 It's happening. 42 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:25,036 Buy your ticket, people. 43 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,672 You know you don't have anything else going on in your lives. 44 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,206 I'm talking to you, pizza guy. 45 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:31,142 Don't lame out on me. 46 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:33,010 Ha! The town loves us. 47 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:35,212 We finally got that Gideon smell out of the carpet. 48 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:37,648 Everything is finally going my way. 49 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:39,850 Hey, Grunkle Stan, now that we have a moment, 50 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:42,153 I've been meaning to ask you for my journal back. 51 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,488 What? Journal? 52 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:46,791 Oh, you mean this old thing? 53 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:49,160 It was so boring I couldn't even finish it. 54 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,099 You didn't see nothing. 55 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:56,867 Wait, you're just gonna give it to me? 56 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:58,703 Just like that? 57 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:00,385 What else do you want? A kiss on the cheek? 58 00:04:00,410 --> 00:04:01,872 I— I got to go. 59 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:03,507 Whoa! 60 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:04,909 I wouldn't mind a kiss on the cheek. 61 00:04:04,934 --> 00:04:06,067 Not gonna happen. 62 00:04:11,683 --> 00:04:13,184 Mabel, we've got to talk. 63 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,852 Almost losing my journal made me realize 64 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:16,554 that I'm halfway through the summer 65 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,189 and still no closer to figuring out 66 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,924 the big mysteries of Gravity Falls. 67 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,492 Gideon almost destroyed the town 68 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:22,774 to get his hands on this journal. 69 00:04:22,799 --> 00:04:24,528 But why? Who wrote it? 70 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,097 Where are all the other journals? 71 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,600 What was Bill talking about when he said everything was going to change? 72 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:32,203 There's something huge going on right under our noses. 73 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:35,806 And it's time we stop goofing around and get to the bottom of it. 74 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:38,089 Bro, you've looked at that thing, like, a bazillion times. 75 00:04:38,114 --> 00:04:39,744 There's nothing left to discover. 76 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,612 Half the pages are blank, remember? 77 00:04:43,015 --> 00:04:46,283 I just feel like I'm one puzzle piece away from figuring out everything. 78 00:04:46,285 --> 00:04:47,852 Don't worry, Dipper. 79 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:50,221 Lord Mystery Ham is on the case. 80 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,556 "I play by me own rules! What? What?" 81 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:54,759 I don't know why I tell you things. 82 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:55,826 Do you hear that? 83 00:05:00,966 --> 00:05:02,833 Hey, Mr. Pines, what's that code word 84 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,915 I'm supposed to yell when I see a government vehicle? 85 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:06,940 Wait, what? Government vehicle? 86 00:05:11,743 --> 00:05:14,578 The Mystery Shack is now closed. Everybody out! 87 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:17,715 I will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly. 88 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,216 Uncle Stan, what's happening? 89 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:21,152 Yeah, you never shut down the gift shop. 90 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,956 Welcome to the Mystery Shack, gentlemen. 91 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,158 What can I get you? Key chains? 92 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,926 Snow globes? 93 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:31,762 These rare photos of American Presidents? 94 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:33,264 My name is Agent Powers. 95 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,598 This is Agent Trigger. 96 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,169 We're here to investigate reports of mysterious activity in this town. 97 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,904 Activity. 98 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,273 Mysterious activity in the Mystery Shack? 99 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,340 You got to be joking. 100 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:45,176 I assure you I am not. 101 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,144 I was born with a rare disorder that makes me 102 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:49,580 physically incapable of experiencing humor. 103 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,085 I don't understand that sound you're making with your mouth. 104 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,154 Now if you'll excuse us, we're conducting an investigation. 105 00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:58,756 Investigation. 106 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:00,191 Wait, wait. 107 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,993 Did you guys say you're investigating the mysteries of this town? 108 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:05,229 That information is classified. 109 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,363 But, yes. 110 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:08,265 Look, between you and me, 111 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:10,334 I believe there is a conspiracy of paranormal origin 112 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:12,169 all connected to this town. 113 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:14,371 We're just one small lead away from blowing 114 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:16,707 the lid off this entire mystery. 115 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,275 Are you kidding me? 116 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:19,977 I'm investigating the exact same thing. 117 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:23,314 I found this journal in the woods which has almost all the answers. 118 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,850 If we work together, we could crack the case. 119 00:06:27,385 --> 00:06:31,755 If you have evidence of these claims, we should talk. 120 00:06:31,757 --> 00:06:34,325 We can talk right now. Please, please, come in. 121 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,127 I have so much to show you. 122 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,962 I'm sorry, agents. 123 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:41,699 Kid has an overactive imagination and, like, a sweating problem. 124 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,134 Zing! 125 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:46,017 Paranormal town stuff, it's just part of gift shop lore. 126 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:48,038 Sells more tickets, you know. 127 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,173 Pop-poro-po-po. 128 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,342 Swag. 129 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,210 We have other spots to investigate. 130 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:54,812 We'll be on our way. 131 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,174 I'm confiscating this for evidence. 132 00:06:56,199 --> 00:06:57,148 Smart move. 133 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,816 Wait! No, wait! 134 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:00,018 We have so much to talk about. 135 00:07:00,043 --> 00:07:01,719 Hold it, kiddo. 136 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:04,922 Trust me, the last thing you want around here in a party is cops. 137 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,924 I'm confiscating that card. 138 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,792 And how's about you go be a normal kid? 139 00:07:08,794 --> 00:07:10,794 Flirt with a girl, or steal a pie off a windowsill. 140 00:07:10,796 --> 00:07:12,429 But, Grunkle Stan, you don't understand. 141 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:14,698 And don't go talking to those agents. 142 00:07:16,134 --> 00:07:18,369 That could have been my big break. 143 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,404 Bro, maybe Grunkle Stan is right. 144 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,239 We're throwing a party tonight. 145 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:24,141 Can't you go one night without searching 146 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:26,377 for aliens or raising the dead or whatever? 147 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:28,312 I'm not gonna raise the dead. 148 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:30,274 I just need a chance to show those agents my book. 149 00:07:30,299 --> 00:07:31,982 Trust me, Dipper. 150 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:33,984 The only book you'll need tonight is right here. 151 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:35,186 Boo! 152 00:07:36,755 --> 00:07:39,990 I say "kara," you say "oke." Kara... 153 00:07:40,392 --> 00:07:42,993 Kara... Kara... 154 00:07:44,196 --> 00:07:45,296 I could do this all day. 155 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,034 Agh! 156 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,276 Well, the confetti cannon works. 157 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:55,272 And the karaoke machine has all the best songs. 158 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,408 "We built this township on rock and roll." 159 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,543 "Danger lane to highway town." 160 00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:02,446 "Taking over midnight" by AmperSandra. 161 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:04,949 Listen, kid, you do not want to hear this voice singing. 162 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,850 Trust me. 163 00:08:06,852 --> 00:08:09,787 Grunkle Stan, karaoke isn't about sounding good. 164 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:12,489 It's about sounding terrible, together. 165 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,860 Check it out! These black lights make my teeth look scary. 166 00:08:18,496 --> 00:08:21,098 It's like a crime scene in my mouth. 167 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,399 Come on, you'll love it. 168 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:24,134 It's not fair. 169 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:26,170 Finally I meet someone who can help me 170 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,939 solve the mysteries of this town and Stan confiscates their card. 171 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:30,781 Dude, I probably shouldn't be telling you this, 172 00:08:30,806 --> 00:08:34,445 but I'm pretty sure Stan hides like everything in his room. 173 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:37,448 If I go into Stan's room, I could get in so much trouble. 174 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,016 Yeah, you're probably right. 175 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,951 That's what makes it fun, dummy. 176 00:08:42,454 --> 00:08:45,089 Man, I can't wait to smash these Stanatas. 177 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,890 Smash! 178 00:08:46,892 --> 00:08:48,792 Grenda has entered the party! 179 00:08:48,794 --> 00:08:50,494 Stan's brains look delicious. 180 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:51,962 Girls! 181 00:08:53,331 --> 00:08:54,765 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh, Mabel! 182 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:56,433 Is that a boom box sweater? 183 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:57,868 See for yourself. 184 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,169 Poke! 185 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:02,773 Yeah, yeah! Work it! Ah! 186 00:09:04,843 --> 00:09:06,310 Aw! 187 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:08,178 I thought this was gonna be a rave. 188 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:10,481 Thompson, take off your shirt and make it a rave. 189 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:13,817 I'll do anything for your approval. 190 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:15,252 Oh, come on. 191 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:16,887 I promise I won't send it to anyone. 192 00:09:18,323 --> 00:09:21,825 Who's got one good eye and one good pie? 193 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,327 These kegs are full of meat. 194 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:27,398 Tambry sends me the craziest text. 195 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:31,168 The whole town is showing up and no sign of those pesky agents. 196 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:33,537 Wendy, Dipper, how are those posters coming along? 197 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:37,241 Hmm. 198 00:09:40,211 --> 00:09:41,979 I'll keep an eye out for Stan. 199 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,701 You go rustle through his weird old man biz. 200 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:51,455 All right, Grunkle Stan, where did you hide that card? 201 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:52,523 Nothing. 202 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:53,991 Nothing. 203 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,059 Nothing. 204 00:09:56,528 --> 00:09:58,095 Ew! 205 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,530 Pretending I never saw that. 206 00:10:00,532 --> 00:10:01,965 Wait a minute. 207 00:10:03,601 --> 00:10:05,035 Yes! 208 00:10:06,104 --> 00:10:07,471 I got it! 209 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:11,909 Agent Powers. 210 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,577 Hi, this is Dipper. 211 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:17,014 The kid from the Mystery Shack, the one with the, um, sweating problem. 212 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,049 I have that journal I wanted to show you. 213 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:21,251 And you're certain this journal will help our case? 214 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,953 I'm 100% positive. 215 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,322 Very well. We're on our way. 216 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:29,093 Sorry, Dipper. I got distracted. 217 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,028 Kid, why did you call those agents? 218 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:32,750 I've told you once, I've told you 100 times, 219 00:10:32,775 --> 00:10:36,300 there's nothing supernatural going on in Gravity Falls. 220 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,935 Yes, there is. 221 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:41,038 After everything that's happened, you have to know that by now. 222 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,173 All I know is that your dumb obsession 223 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,576 is gonna get us all in trouble one of these days. 224 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,644 Now go enjoy the rest of the party, 225 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:50,180 'cause when it's over, you're grounded. 226 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,420 Hmm. 227 00:11:03,294 --> 00:11:05,596 Hey, boys, looking good! 228 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,331 Gorney, you clean up nice. 229 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,900 Mr. Poolcheck, move those crazy legs. 230 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:12,536 You— You weird pool man. 231 00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:14,371 What's the problem, officers? 232 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:18,041 Did you catch my face going 90 smiles per hour? 233 00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:20,611 We've got complaints about the loudest party in town. 234 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,479 Three words. 235 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:23,547 We want in. 236 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:27,951 Welcome to your dreams. 237 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,492 Guys, I'm so glad to see you. 238 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:39,430 Working together, we can crack all the big questions of Gravity Falls. 239 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,965 Trust me, this book is the lead you've been looking for. 240 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:43,700 I'm thinking full-scale investigation. 241 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,335 Forensics, researchers. 242 00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:46,637 Do you guys have a helicopter? 243 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:50,007 I'm sorry, "helicopters". 244 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,643 Kid, I'd love to believe you, but this just looks like 245 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,545 more junk from your uncle's gift shop. 246 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,513 I mean, "leprecorn"? 247 00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:59,116 I can't be the only one that thinks that it's not funny. 248 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,218 I can confirm. Not funny. 249 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,053 No, it's real, I swear. 250 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,621 You should "send it to the lab". 251 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:06,623 Am I saying that right? 252 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,785 Your uncle was right about that overactive imagination. 253 00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:10,694 We've got paperwork to do, kid. 254 00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:12,429 - Boring paperwork. - Wait! 255 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:14,064 This book is real. 256 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,666 Gnomes, cursed objects, spells! 257 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,134 Listen! Uh... 258 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,669 Uh... Corpus Levitas! 259 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:22,172 Uh, Diablo Dominus! Um, Mondo Vicium! 260 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,477 Huh? 261 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,578 Huh? 262 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:39,690 Ha, a zombie! A real actual zombie, see. 263 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,592 Spooky journal, 100% real. 264 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,126 Now can we work together? 265 00:12:43,128 --> 00:12:45,696 - Mother of all that is holy. - What do we do? 266 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,564 It's just one zombie. 267 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,433 Trust me, I see stuff like this all the time. 268 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,446 Good thing it was just that one. 269 00:13:00,778 --> 00:13:03,380 Oh, my gosh. You guys can help, right? 270 00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,516 Kid, we've been chasing the paranormal for years, 271 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,751 but we've never seen anything like this before. 272 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,052 Get down! 273 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,326 Oh, my gosh. What have I done? 274 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,069 Oh! 275 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:29,172 What do you say, guys? Is this party legendary? 276 00:13:29,174 --> 00:13:31,475 When I say Mabel, you say Pines. 277 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:33,644 Mabel! 278 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,145 Mabel! 279 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,747 We're all gonna die! 280 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:37,749 Why does that never work? 281 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,550 Whoa, whoa. 282 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,351 I think it's an earthquake. 283 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:43,487 Hey, everybody, we got to get out of here! 284 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,055 We're all doomed. 285 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,256 Quick! Into my getaway pouch! 286 00:13:47,759 --> 00:13:49,760 Mabel, escape while you still can! 287 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,762 Wait! No! Don't leave! 288 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,498 You haven't even done our family karaoke song yet. 289 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:03,140 Dipper, what's the one thing I asked you not to do tonight? 290 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,608 Raise the dead. 291 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,110 - And what did you do? - Raise the dead. 292 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,682 Get back, dudes. This is about to get intense. 293 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:17,688 Sorry, one second. 294 00:14:19,357 --> 00:14:20,917 You've got to admit this is pretty cool. 295 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,797 Zombies! 296 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,299 Don't panic. Maybe they're just a really ugly flash mob. 297 00:14:31,803 --> 00:14:33,437 Dudes, stay calm. 298 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,139 I've been training for this moment my whole life. 299 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:37,874 With all the horror movies I've seen, 300 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,760 I know literally everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies. 301 00:14:43,815 --> 00:14:45,882 Second thought, gonna flip the script. 302 00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:49,219 Can I eat your brains? Yay or nay? 303 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,821 Seeing some yay faces over here. 304 00:14:57,795 --> 00:14:58,929 Quick, the golf cart. 305 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,266 Oh, come on. 306 00:15:03,268 --> 00:15:04,388 That's a bummer. 307 00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:05,636 Good news for me though. 308 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,337 Soos! 309 00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:09,773 Sorry, dude, I just really want those brains. 310 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:10,841 Stay back! 311 00:15:17,682 --> 00:15:19,483 Give it up, dudes. 312 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,351 Your fighting only makes us look more rad. 313 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,487 What do we do? Where's Grunkle Stan? 314 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,255 How's he supposed to help? 315 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,977 He doesn't even believe in the supernatural. 316 00:15:29,193 --> 00:15:31,428 Those agents could ruin everything. 317 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,829 Darn kid! 318 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,564 He has no idea what he's messing with. 319 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,501 He's stubborn. That's his problem. 320 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,303 Sort of like me, I suppose. 321 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,676 I got too much on my mind to worry about those kids right now. 322 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:46,910 All right, let's see. 323 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,418 Take that, sucker! 324 00:15:58,956 --> 00:16:00,957 This thing's a surprisingly good weapon. 325 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,428 We need to board up all the windows. 326 00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:12,703 Okay, maybe that will hold them. 327 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,738 - Oh! - Hi, dudes. 328 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,100 By the way, I taught the zombies how to get to the fuse box. 329 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,758 Among these dudes I'm like a genius. 330 00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:21,244 Get those brains, dog. 331 00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:28,351 Dipper, isn't there something in the journal about defeating zombies? 332 00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:30,654 No! There's nothing in here about weaknesses. 333 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,522 This can't be happening. 334 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,925 I wanted answers so bad I put everyone in danger. 335 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,660 Now we're toast. 336 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,695 It's all my fault and no one can save us. 337 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,565 No! Mabel, I'm sorry! 338 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:43,700 Dipper! 339 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:54,945 You two, attic, now! 340 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,546 Grunkle— Grunkle Stan? 341 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:57,948 I said now! 342 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:01,785 All right, you undead jerks, you ready to die twice? 343 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:06,990 The only wrinkly monster who harasses my family is me. 344 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:07,991 Take that! 345 00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,693 And that! 346 00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:13,797 Beat it, no-eyes. 347 00:17:17,802 --> 00:17:18,969 Anyone else want a piece? 348 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,556 Oh! Ow! 349 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,924 Everything hurts. 350 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:42,726 Grunkle Stan, that was amazing! 351 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,827 Are you all right? 352 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,865 Well, at least, you can't deny magic exists anymore, right? 353 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,534 Kid, I've always known. 354 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,435 Wait. What are you talking about? 355 00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,337 I'm not an idiot, Dipper. 356 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:56,640 Of course, this town is weird and the one thing 357 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,075 I know about that weirdness is that it's dangerous. 358 00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:04,347 I've been lying about it to try to keep you away from it, 359 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,049 to try to protect you from it. 360 00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:12,389 It looks like I didn't lie well enough. 361 00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:16,560 What do we do? What do we do? 362 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,028 Normally, the journal would help us, 363 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,110 but there's nothing in there about defeating zombies. 364 00:18:20,135 --> 00:18:21,464 It's hopeless. 365 00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:23,033 Wait, wait, wait, the text! 366 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,868 It's glowing in the black light. 367 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:25,969 What? 368 00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:30,440 All this time I thought I knew all the journal secrets. 369 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,709 But they're written in some kind of invisible ink. 370 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:33,877 Invisible ink? 371 00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,078 This is it. 372 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,780 "Zombies have a weakness! 373 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,849 Previously thought to be invincible, 374 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,384 their skulls can be shattered by a perfect three part harmony." 375 00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:43,587 Three part harmony? How can we create that? 376 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,655 I have a naturally high pitched scream. 377 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:48,391 I can make noises with my body. Sometimes intentionally. 378 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,060 Boys, boys. 379 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,996 I think you're both missing the obvious solution. 380 00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:57,968 Hello. Hello. 381 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,569 Does this seem loud? 382 00:19:01,572 --> 00:19:03,807 Oh, Gossiping Housewives is on. 383 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,710 Eh, I already sat down. 384 00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:14,618 Zombies and gentlemen, I'm Mable, 385 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,987 they're Dipper and Stan and together, 386 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,023 we are Love Patrol Alpha! 387 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,145 I never agreed to that name. 388 00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:22,459 Hit it! 389 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:30,100 Uh, Mabel, our lives may not be worth this. 390 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,010 Mabel, this is stupid. 391 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:55,992 Guys, we have to sing together or it won't work. 392 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,568 Duck! 393 00:20:44,942 --> 00:20:46,242 Thank you! 394 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:48,211 We'll be here all night! 395 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,946 Deal with it, zombie idiots! 396 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,182 Pines! Pines! 397 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,583 Pines! Pines! 398 00:20:56,721 --> 00:20:58,221 I'm sorry about this, guys. 399 00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:00,256 I totally ruined everything. 400 00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:01,958 Dipper, are you kidding me? 401 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,662 I got to sing karaoke with my two favorite people in the world. 402 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,931 No party could ever top that. 403 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,633 Kids, listen, this town is crazy. 404 00:21:10,635 --> 00:21:12,202 So you need to be careful. 405 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:15,238 I don't know what I'd do with myself if you got hurt on my watch. 406 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,674 I'll let you hold onto that spooky journal 407 00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:19,609 as long as you promise me you'll only use it 408 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:22,645 for self-defense and not go looking for trouble. 409 00:21:22,647 --> 00:21:24,681 Okay, as long as you promise me 410 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:28,685 that you don't have any other bombshell secrets about this town. 411 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:29,719 Promise. 412 00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:30,954 Promise. 413 00:21:32,556 --> 00:21:35,225 Man, we have got a lot of zombie damage to clean up. 414 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:36,559 Where's my handyman anyway? 415 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:39,229 Brains! Brains! 416 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:40,296 Holy Moses! 417 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,232 Wait! 418 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,234 There's a page in here about curing zombification. 419 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,236 It's gonna take a lot of formaldehyde. 420 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:47,871 Ooh, and cinnamon. 421 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,272 Come on, Soos, let's fix you up. 422 00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:51,708 Brains! Brains! 423 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:52,909 Soos, cut it out! 424 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,110 Sorry, dude. 425 00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:55,845 I can't believe it. 426 00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:58,848 All this time the author's secrets were hiding in plain sight. 427 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,151 A whole new chapter of mysteries to explore. 428 00:22:05,256 --> 00:22:06,856 That was insane. 429 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:08,558 I've never seen anything like it. 430 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,793 Who do we report to? 431 00:22:12,563 --> 00:22:14,597 This is bigger than we imagined. 432 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,299 We need to bring in the big guns. 433 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:17,867 But they'll never believe us. 434 00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:19,602 Then we'll make them believe us. 435 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:22,272 This is the town we've been searching for. 436 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,107 Ba— Ba— Bam. 437 00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:25,809 Another zombie! 438 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,331 - Drop your weapon! - Drop your weapon! 439 00:22:28,712 --> 00:22:30,013 Oh, okay, it's just— 440 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,815 - Who is that guy? - A very ugly man.