1 00:00:06,239 --> 00:00:07,872 What do we do, chadley? 2 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:09,273 I thought they were dead. 3 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:10,875 Far worse, trixandra. 4 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:14,512 They're nearly almost dead but not quite! 5 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:21,352 Man, these movies are a lot less scary 6 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,887 when you've actually fought real zombies. 7 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:23,921 They're slow. 8 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:25,890 Just power-walk away from them. 9 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:27,392 How much you want to bet that guy dies first? 10 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:31,295 Aah! My face is being eaten a lot. 11 00:00:33,232 --> 00:00:34,799 Chadley ain't pretty no more. 12 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:37,535 One second. 13 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,704 Ugh, another text from Robbie. 14 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,205 Oh, yeah, Robbie. 15 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:44,208 How's, uh, how's all that going? 16 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,343 Ugh, I'm over him. 17 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:46,911 I just wish he was over me. 18 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:48,446 Just look at these texts. 19 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,514 Winky frown? 20 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:50,815 What does that even mean? 21 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,350 And you're not... 22 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:55,386 Not like, seeing any other guys or... 23 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,221 Of course I am. 24 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,389 Meet my new boyfriend, dude. 25 00:01:00,025 --> 00:01:01,225 Right, right. 26 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,694 So... 27 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:05,596 So, you know, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to, 28 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:07,899 I mean, if... if you and me would ever, 29 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,601 I mean, if maybe you... 30 00:01:12,204 --> 00:01:15,206 Hmm, wanted to join me and mabel on this mystery hunt tomorrow. 31 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:16,441 Conspiracy stuff and all that. 32 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:17,475 That's all. 33 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:18,710 Yeah, dude. 34 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,211 I love doing junk with friends. 35 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:21,379 Yo, chadley, watch out! 36 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:24,849 Yeah. 'Cause that's what we are. 37 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:26,250 It's all we'll ever be... 38 00:01:31,557 --> 00:01:32,657 Friends. 39 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,859 Dude, you're lying on my bra. 40 00:02:16,335 --> 00:02:18,269 Hey, easy with that. 41 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:19,570 It's genuine plastic. 42 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:20,905 And re-pave the cracks 43 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,573 in the parking lot while you're at it. 44 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:23,975 I don't want my car falling into China. 45 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:27,812 Mr. pines, what exactly caused all this damage? 46 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,313 I need to write a report. 47 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,882 Uh, a big woodpecker. 48 00:02:32,985 --> 00:02:34,051 Keep the change. 49 00:02:36,054 --> 00:02:39,023 I'm winking under my eye patch. 50 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:40,291 Works for me. 51 00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:43,995 Now where'd those kids run off to? 52 00:02:47,666 --> 00:02:49,333 Thank you all for coming. 53 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:50,802 Hey, when there's a mystery, 54 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:53,771 you can count on your sister-ee. 55 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:54,972 That's an amazing rhyme. 56 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:56,941 "When you want some good... 57 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:59,076 When, when you need a soos..." 58 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:01,579 You've... oh, gosh. I don't know. 59 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:04,949 We're here to solve the number one mystery in gravity falls. 60 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:07,618 Who wrote this journal? 61 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,688 Thirty years ago the author vanished without a trace, 62 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,623 but according to this new clue, 63 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,326 we may have found his secret hiding place. 64 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:18,763 We find that author, we learn the answers to everything. 65 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:21,566 We just need to figure out a way to get down there... 66 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:23,000 Chop it down, dudes. 67 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,068 Wendy. 68 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,837 Oh, hey. You came. 69 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,872 Dude, I'm so stoked about this. 70 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,041 I've been wanting to go adventuring with you guys. 71 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,076 Sure beats picking up after my dad at home. 72 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:33,344 Ow! 73 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:34,645 Ow! Ow! 74 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:35,646 Who put that wall there? 75 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:36,714 Ow! 76 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,950 Thanks for the invite, man. 77 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:44,121 Any time you want to... I'm... we're always... us. 78 00:03:44,123 --> 00:03:46,123 Uh-oh. 79 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:47,959 Inviting Wendy on our mission? 80 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,127 Me thinks there's romance afoot. 81 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:51,796 No, look mabel. 82 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,965 I've thought this through, and I'm over Wendy. 83 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,700 I've looked at it from every angle, 84 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,101 and that thing was going nowhere. 85 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,736 I know what matters to me now, 86 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,805 and it's finding the author of this journal. 87 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,473 Ha! You're over Wendy? 88 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:05,776 Allow me to put on my skepticles. 89 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:06,777 Bwoop. 90 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:07,945 I've moved on, mabel. 91 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:09,447 You should, too. 92 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,616 Skepticles. 93 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,084 Hey, is it just me 94 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,019 or does that branch kind of look like a lever? 95 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:16,587 Huh. Yeah. 96 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,422 But how do we get up there? 97 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,591 Seems like we'd need, like, a ladder. 98 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,760 Or, like, ladder shoes? 99 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,495 Yeah, ladder shoes. 100 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:26,030 I'll get soos to draw up a prototype. 101 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,033 Boosh. 102 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:30,635 Whoa! 103 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:31,802 Oh, yeah. 104 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:34,605 In these lumberjack games when I was a kid. 105 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,073 Guess I kind of ruled at it. 106 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:38,943 Whoa, whoa. What is that? 107 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:42,980 Whoa. 108 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:44,582 Hey, hey. Oh, no! 109 00:04:52,524 --> 00:04:54,926 All right, guys. This is it. 110 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:58,796 Remember, whatever happens down there, we tell no one. 111 00:05:03,602 --> 00:05:05,636 Now, who wants to go first? 112 00:05:11,176 --> 00:05:12,576 Whoa. 113 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:13,811 Dude! 114 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,447 This is so stupid cool. 115 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,749 It's like a fallout shelter or something. 116 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:21,218 It must have belonged to the author. 117 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:23,087 This is going over my bed. 118 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,023 My face feels fuzzy. 119 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,658 This is incredible. 120 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,961 It's like he was preparing for a disaster. 121 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,562 But what kind of disaster 122 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:34,065 would need supplies for over sixty years? 123 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,568 Oh, my gosh. 124 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:39,103 A shmez dispenser. 125 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:40,538 I remember these things. 126 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:41,939 What's that? 127 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:44,976 Yes, I will have some of your old-timey face food. 128 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,045 Ew. Dusty. 129 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:51,816 Wait, guys. 130 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:54,018 I think this can was opened recently. 131 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,921 The author might still be alive, down here. 132 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,155 Wait a minute. 133 00:06:05,097 --> 00:06:07,698 I think I know where he might have gone. 134 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,833 Whoa. 135 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:13,070 Whoa! 136 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:15,272 Oh, man. 137 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:17,708 Was this place built in the past or the future. 138 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,844 Yeah. This room is way creepy. 139 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:22,113 Not as creepy as dipper's Internet history. 140 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,014 Hey-oh! 141 00:06:30,889 --> 00:06:32,623 What's going on, dudes? 142 00:06:36,261 --> 00:06:39,997 It's hard to be scared with caterpillars on your face. 143 00:06:42,701 --> 00:06:43,968 Wall things. 144 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,903 Crazy wall things happening right now. 145 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,805 Ugh. It won't stop. 146 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,975 Dipper, what do we do? 147 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:52,209 Uh. Uh. 148 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:53,811 Come on, come on. 149 00:06:55,614 --> 00:06:57,181 Find these four symbols. Quick. 150 00:06:57,183 --> 00:06:58,349 Everybody step on one. 151 00:06:59,651 --> 00:07:00,651 One! 152 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:03,020 Two! 153 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:04,121 Three! 154 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:08,059 Four! 155 00:07:11,963 --> 00:07:13,831 Run for it! 156 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:20,204 Yes! Yes! 157 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,106 That was... 158 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,841 That was nuts. 159 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:25,342 You ruled back there, man. 160 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:26,877 Thanks. 161 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:29,146 Get a load of this crazy surveillance room. 162 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:30,147 Check it out, dudes. 163 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,284 Soos. Soos. 164 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,952 That is hilarious. 165 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,954 Hey, bro, you forgot your vest. 166 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:40,091 What the... 167 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:43,327 "Dear Wendy. 168 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:45,162 I've always had a crush on..." 169 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:47,998 Oh, my gosh. 170 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,133 Hey, dipper! 171 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,235 Look what I found. 172 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:53,704 What are you... Give me that. 173 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:55,039 I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! 174 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,007 You're not over Wendy at all. 175 00:07:58,177 --> 00:07:59,977 And you were going to tell her today? 176 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,846 No. I changed my mind. 177 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:04,081 It's a bad idea, I'd just embarrass myself, 178 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,950 and then I'd be another guy she hates, like Robbie. 179 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:08,085 Dipper, you should just tell her already. 180 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:10,921 One way or another, you'll feel better afterwards. 181 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:14,091 Look, mabel, I can't tell her no matter how much I want to. 182 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:15,192 So just drop it, okay. 183 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:16,894 Dude. 184 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:19,029 Dipper, you got to check out this weird metal closet. 185 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:22,099 I am a robot. I have a metal closet. 186 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:23,100 Coming. 187 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:24,768 This never happened. 188 00:08:26,071 --> 00:08:27,972 He wants to tell her but he's scared. 189 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:30,074 Maybe he needs a little push. 190 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:33,110 Good idea, mabel. Thanks, mabel. 191 00:08:34,312 --> 00:08:35,846 Brother, whatever happens, 192 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,115 I just want you to know something. 193 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:39,717 This is for your own good. 194 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,085 What? Aah. 195 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,687 What the... 196 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,089 Mabel! Let us out! 197 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,757 Oh, I'll let you out, dipper. 198 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:48,159 As soon as you tell Wendy 199 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,327 that thing you've been wanting to tell her! 200 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:52,129 You'll thank me for this later. 201 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:53,063 What is she talking about? 202 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:54,665 Nothing. 203 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,867 Mabel's just been eating raw sugar packets again. 204 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,004 That's besides the point. 205 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,872 Let me out right now! 206 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:04,175 Ugh, where are the lights? 207 00:09:17,088 --> 00:09:18,289 Whoa. 208 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,957 A hidden lab. 209 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:22,326 Maybe the author did experiments down here. 210 00:09:24,329 --> 00:09:26,964 Uh, what do you think dug all these tunnels? 211 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:27,998 Let's hope we don't find out. 212 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,172 Mabel! Open up for real! 213 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:37,107 There's a monster in here! 214 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:41,011 The only monsters are your own inner demons, dipper. 215 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:42,813 That is so wise. 216 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,114 Dipper. 217 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:45,916 Just say whatever mabel wants you to say 218 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,051 so she'll let us out of here. 219 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:50,254 Come on, dipper. Now is the time, bro! 220 00:09:51,823 --> 00:09:53,857 Wendy, I... I... 221 00:09:56,094 --> 00:09:57,127 I'm gonna find another way out. 222 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:58,195 Wait, what? 223 00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,497 Dude, where are we going? 224 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:06,370 Whoa. 225 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:10,808 What do we do? I don't know. 226 00:10:17,082 --> 00:10:18,115 Back! 227 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,284 Back, you heinous beast! 228 00:10:26,424 --> 00:10:29,893 Well, I just ripped out a monster's tongue. 229 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,396 It's you. 230 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:33,897 Hurry now. 231 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:37,034 I scared it off, but it will regenerate. 232 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:39,036 I wasn't expecting guests. 233 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,438 I've been down here for a very long time. 234 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,507 Years. Weeks maybe. 235 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:45,109 I miss orange juice. 236 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,410 You don't understand. 237 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:47,911 You're the guy I've been looking for! 238 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:48,979 He's the guy? 239 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,047 Wendy, it's the guy! 240 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:51,215 The guy? 241 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,317 I've got, like, a jillion questions. 242 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,985 Why did you write the journals? 243 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,221 Who was after you? Why did you build this bunker? 244 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,291 My boy, I'd love to discuss this in time. 245 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,126 But we have more pressing matters. 246 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,527 It's one of my experiments. 247 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,095 A shapeshifter. 248 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:07,398 Able to take the form of anyone or anything it sees. 249 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,901 It broke free from a cage of solid steel. 250 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:14,538 I've gone half-crazy trying to catch the creature alone. 251 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,840 But now you're here. 252 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,442 Will you help me catch it? 253 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,247 Sure are taking their time in there. 254 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:26,183 Hey, do I look smarter with this coat and briefcase? 255 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,985 I feel like I look smarter. 256 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,054 Razzle dazzle! 257 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,855 Look at this tubey thing. 258 00:11:33,191 --> 00:11:34,358 Frozen. 259 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,492 Unfrozen. 260 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:36,560 Frozen. 261 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:37,828 Unfrozen. 262 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,163 What's this biz? 263 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:42,066 The shapeshifter." 264 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,300 Shapeshifter? 265 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,135 Uh, dude, didn't dipper say 266 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:47,204 there was a monster in there with them? 267 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,006 I thought he was just joking. 268 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,408 You know, dipper's jokes are terrible! 269 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,509 Dipper! 270 00:11:54,479 --> 00:11:55,946 Come in. Come in. 271 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,414 I apologize for the state of things. 272 00:11:57,416 --> 00:12:00,951 I don't get many non-mole people visitors. 273 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:04,021 Now the beast must have some weakness that we can exploit. 274 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,255 I used to have my research on him, 275 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:08,525 but alas, I lost my journals so many years ago. 276 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:09,993 Did you say journals? 277 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,095 Dude, I found one of them. 278 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,463 It's how I tracked you down here. 279 00:12:13,998 --> 00:12:15,532 What? Could it be? 280 00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:19,103 My boy, I can't express my gratitude. 281 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,871 Oh, yes. 282 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,273 After all these years. 283 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,077 Wendy! 284 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,579 Oh, it's so dark. 285 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,147 How will we ever find them? 286 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:31,515 Leave that to mabel. 287 00:12:33,651 --> 00:12:35,152 Whoa! Rad! 288 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,620 Although, isn't electric clothing 289 00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,155 kind of like a fire hazard? 290 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,156 No. 291 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,224 It's a fun hazard. 292 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,159 Now let me light the way! 293 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:44,395 We're coming for you dudes. 294 00:12:46,564 --> 00:12:48,465 Yes, yes. 295 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,067 It's all here. 296 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,502 Wendy, isn't it amazing 297 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,070 we're actually meeting the real author? 298 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:56,106 Dipper. Look. 299 00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:03,046 Uh, you know what? 300 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,115 We should probably get going. 301 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,050 Can I have my journal back? 302 00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:13,157 You're not going anywhere. 303 00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:26,336 How do you like my true form? 304 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:29,072 Go on, admit it, you like it. 305 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:30,174 You! 306 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,308 What did you do to the real author? 307 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,010 You'll likely never find him. 308 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:36,313 That six-fingered nerd hasn't been himself in thirty years. 309 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,682 But I do thank you for bringing me his journal. 310 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,118 He used to write while I was in my cage. 311 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,987 So many wonderful forms to take. 312 00:13:49,227 --> 00:13:50,561 We've got to get that journal back. 313 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,130 Hey, body-snatcher. Snatch this. 314 00:14:01,739 --> 00:14:02,739 Run! Run! Run! 315 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,102 Oh, dudes. Dipper! Wendy! 316 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:33,203 Mabel! Soos! 317 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,038 Wait. Careful. 318 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,041 How do we know they're not the shapeshifter? 319 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:41,078 Maybe I am. Mabel, inspect my shape. 320 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,112 Poke. 321 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:44,681 Do that again. Poke. 322 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:47,251 Even better the second time. 323 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,685 It's definitely them. 324 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,321 Oh, my gosh, Wendy, you're bleeding. 325 00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,090 It's cool. It's cool. 326 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,091 It's just blood, man. 327 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,025 Don't freak out. 328 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,326 What happened? 329 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,728 We got attacked by the shapeshifter. 330 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,264 He broke out of his cage, pretended to the author, 331 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,565 and wants dipper's journal. 332 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,501 Imagine if he escapes into town. 333 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,303 He could transform into anything. 334 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,705 We could never trust anyone ever again. 335 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:09,740 What do we do? 336 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,074 Well. 337 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,609 He took us into his home, tricked us, 338 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:15,212 and tried to destroy us. 339 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,214 I say we return the favor. 340 00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:21,718 Dipper, my boy. 341 00:15:23,121 --> 00:15:25,355 Come out. 342 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,357 I must speak with you! 343 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:33,063 Reveal yourself, you single-formed human weakling. 344 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,565 Oh, boy, dipper. 345 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:38,135 That book sure is full of some great monsters. 346 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,236 There you are. 347 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,505 Ooh! And a new one. 348 00:15:44,442 --> 00:15:46,443 Should I be one? 349 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,844 Or the other. 350 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,212 How about both? 351 00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:59,389 Guys, he's coming! He's coming! 352 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,391 Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! 353 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:02,626 It's not working, dude. 354 00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:07,097 Hey. Let go. 355 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,231 You leave him alone. 356 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,434 Wendy! 357 00:16:23,581 --> 00:16:25,415 Aah. 358 00:16:37,295 --> 00:16:38,795 Wendy! 359 00:16:45,269 --> 00:16:46,470 Wendy? 360 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,472 No, no, no, no, no! 361 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,706 Can you hear me? Oh. 362 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:50,874 Please be okay. Please be okay! 363 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:56,847 Oh, no, oh, no! This is all my fault! 364 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,749 If I had told you when we were in the closet 365 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,350 we wouldn't be in this mess. 366 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:03,220 But I was too scared and now you could be hurt or worse 367 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,821 and I never even got a chance to tell you 368 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,158 I'm, like, in love with you Wendy. 369 00:17:13,331 --> 00:17:14,331 Uh... 370 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,166 Dipper? 371 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,901 Wendy? 372 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,202 Wait. 373 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,505 Then who is... Look out! 374 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:22,939 Give me back that journal! 375 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,441 Never! 376 00:17:26,244 --> 00:17:28,178 Get off me. 377 00:17:33,918 --> 00:17:35,185 Give it back. 378 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,586 It belongs to dipper. 379 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:37,721 Hit her with the axe! 380 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,955 Don't listen to her, dipper! 381 00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:39,923 She's the shapeshifter! 382 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,191 Ugh! 383 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,826 I don't know who's who! 384 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:43,927 Give me a sign! 385 00:17:59,444 --> 00:18:01,311 Push him in! 386 00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:06,950 Huh? 387 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,985 Frozen! 388 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,220 Boosh! Boom! 389 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:15,759 No. No! Let me out! 390 00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:21,998 Let's get out of here, dudes. 391 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:29,306 You think you're so clever, don't you, dipper? 392 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,742 But you have no idea what you're up against. 393 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,977 You'll never find the author. 394 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:37,714 You'll meet a fate worse than you can imagine. 395 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:41,318 And this will be the last form you ever take! 396 00:18:47,992 --> 00:18:50,660 Good luck sleeping tonight. 397 00:18:54,866 --> 00:18:56,333 Dude, I think I'm kind of 398 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,801 adventured out for a little while. 399 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,837 My face hurts from doing this all day. 400 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:04,441 Yeah, but you got to admit we're all total heroes. 401 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:07,043 Hey, who wants to go get some heroes breakfast, huh? 402 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,912 Syrup on cereal! 403 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,981 Mabel, you're a visionary. 404 00:19:13,584 --> 00:19:15,986 Look, Wendy, about earlier, 405 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,354 in the heat of the moment 406 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,823 I might have said some dumb things and... 407 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,626 Can't we just pretend none of that ever happened? 408 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,761 Please. 409 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:27,030 Dude. Dude. It's okay. 410 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,866 I always kind of knew. 411 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,434 Wait. You did? 412 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:32,836 Yeah, man. 413 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,437 I mean, you think I can't hear that stuff 414 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,573 you're constantly whispering under your breath? 415 00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:39,709 Oh, man. 416 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:40,877 Listen, dipper. 417 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,680 I'm, like, super flattered. 418 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,383 But, I'm too old for you. 419 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,318 I mean, you know that, right? 420 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,753 Ugh. 421 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,389 Mabel said confessing would make me feel better. 422 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,924 Well, how do you feel? 423 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:58,061 Anxious. Scared. Kind of itchy. 424 00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,529 Dude. 425 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,864 Don't be itchy, man. 426 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:05,001 This summer was super boring until you showed up. 427 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:08,371 I have more fun with you than, like, practically anybody else. 428 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,942 And if you ever stop being my friend, I would, like, 429 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,611 throw myself into the bottomless pit. 430 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,947 So, things won't be too awkward now? 431 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,949 I just wrestled myself, dude. 432 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,717 That was awkward. 433 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,018 If you can handle that monster, 434 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,054 you can handle a little awkwardness. 435 00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:27,090 Friends? 436 00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:28,391 Yeah, dude. Friends. 437 00:20:34,432 --> 00:20:35,932 Oh, and hey, dipper. 438 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,767 See you for movie night tomorrow. 439 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:39,369 Your place this time, okay? 440 00:20:46,844 --> 00:20:49,145 So, how did it go? 441 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:51,581 What did you hear? 442 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,416 Everything. All the time. 443 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,719 I'm not here. 444 00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,121 Mabel, how can everything be so amazing 445 00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:01,024 and so terrible all at the same time? 446 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:03,660 I'm sorry for being so pushy, dipper. 447 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:04,895 If it's any consolation, 448 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:05,996 I'm already working on a list 449 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:08,098 of your potential rebound crushes. 450 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,633 Thanks, mabel. 451 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,570 I'm still bummed 452 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,138 we're no closer to finding the author guy. 453 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:18,541 At least I got his sciency coat and briefcase. 454 00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:20,076 Whoa. What the... 455 00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,812 Soos, that's not a briefcase. That's a laptop. 456 00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:24,915 And a really busted up one, too. 457 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,917 I bet I could get this thing fixed up in a few days. 458 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,752 It's gonna take a lot of duct tape. 459 00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,120 This could be our next clue. 460 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:35,625 Is it just me, 461 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,427 or does gravity falls tv only have the worst movies? 462 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:40,597 You're watching the gravity falls bargain movie showcase. 463 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:41,965 Coming up next, 464 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,534 the widdlest wampire. 465 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:47,203 The planet people of planet planet! 466 00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:49,806 Help! My mummy's a werewolf! 467 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:52,042 Attack of the exclamation points! 468 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,210 The man with no taste. 469 00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:56,012 Ghost turtle. 470 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:59,916 Help! My mummy's this again. 471 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:01,651 You want to never watch this channel again?