1 00:00:03,819 --> 00:00:06,354 Who wants Stan-cakes? 2 00:00:06,356 --> 00:00:09,323 They're like pancakes, but they probably have some of my hair in 'em. 3 00:00:09,325 --> 00:00:10,224 Pass. 4 00:00:10,226 --> 00:00:13,828 It's here! Oh, it's here! It's here! It's here! It's here! 5 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:15,196 I've been waiting all morning 6 00:00:15,198 --> 00:00:16,731 and it's finally here! 7 00:00:16,733 --> 00:00:19,267 The Gravity Falls Gossiper accepted my article 8 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,469 about summer fashion tips for squirrels. 9 00:00:21,471 --> 00:00:23,971 My picture is gonna be in the newspaper! 10 00:00:23,973 --> 00:00:28,776 "Pacifica Northwest declares V-necks the look of the season." 11 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:29,944 What am I looking at here? 12 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:31,212 Wha-wha-what? 13 00:00:33,615 --> 00:00:36,284 Looks like someone bought their way to the front page. 14 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,653 Is it legal for a child to wear that much make-up? 15 00:00:38,655 --> 00:00:40,421 Ugh. Pacifica. 16 00:00:40,423 --> 00:00:42,256 She always ruins everything. 17 00:00:42,258 --> 00:00:43,658 Aww, cheer up, Mabel. 18 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:45,420 I mean, no one even reads newspapers anymore. 19 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:46,461 Dudes! 20 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,796 V-neck season is upon us! 21 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:50,838 Who wants to help me get ahead of the fashion curve? 22 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:52,173 I'm taking it one step further 23 00:00:52,175 --> 00:00:54,602 with the W-neck! 24 00:00:54,604 --> 00:00:57,004 Must. Follow. Newspaper. 25 00:01:02,277 --> 00:01:04,679 I need something to get my mind off this. 26 00:01:04,681 --> 00:01:06,241 Looking for a distraction 27 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,381 from your horrible life? 28 00:01:07,383 --> 00:01:08,483 Why, yes! 29 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,251 Victory. Honor. 30 00:01:10,253 --> 00:01:12,019 Destiny. Mutton. 31 00:01:12,021 --> 00:01:14,355 These old timey sounding words are alive and well 32 00:01:14,357 --> 00:01:16,958 at the Gravity Falls Royal Discount Putt Hutt! 33 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,726 No mutton available at snack shop. 34 00:01:18,728 --> 00:01:20,995 Hey, Mabel, you love mini-golf! 35 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:23,397 She's been amazing at it since we were kids. 36 00:01:23,399 --> 00:01:24,665 What do you say, Mabel? 37 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:26,107 We've had a stressful couple of days. 38 00:01:26,132 --> 00:01:27,468 How about we take a break, huh? 39 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:29,971 Would kicking all our butts at mini-golf cheer you up? 40 00:01:29,973 --> 00:01:31,005 Maybe a little. 41 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,974 Come on, Mabel! Victory! 42 00:01:32,976 --> 00:01:34,275 Honor! 43 00:01:34,277 --> 00:01:35,276 Destiny! 44 00:01:35,278 --> 00:01:36,477 Mutton! 45 00:01:36,479 --> 00:01:38,913 Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton! 46 00:01:38,915 --> 00:01:42,283 Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton! 47 00:01:42,285 --> 00:01:44,652 And the pig can look after the house. 48 00:02:27,496 --> 00:02:29,063 Ooh! 49 00:02:33,468 --> 00:02:36,737 Ah, Mini-Golf. The sport of mini-champions. 50 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:38,739 The grass is fake but the fun is real. 51 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:40,441 There's something here for everyone. 52 00:02:41,544 --> 00:02:44,011 Hey, you, stop! 53 00:02:44,013 --> 00:02:45,046 Come back here! 54 00:02:47,649 --> 00:02:49,951 Hey, those are lewd hand gestures! 55 00:02:51,119 --> 00:02:53,855 Focus, focus, and... 56 00:02:56,658 --> 00:03:01,162 Don't worry, bro, you're still "ext-roar-dinary"! 57 00:03:01,164 --> 00:03:03,030 I'll take what I can get. 58 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:05,866 To the hip we go, and... 59 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:13,441 Wha— How'd I get here? 60 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:14,542 Yes! 61 00:03:14,544 --> 00:03:15,810 Holy smokes! 62 00:03:15,812 --> 00:03:17,778 Someone in our family actually has talent. 63 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:20,114 Grunkle Stan, you ain't seen nothin' yet! 64 00:03:34,529 --> 00:03:35,930 Guys, this is amazing. 65 00:03:35,932 --> 00:03:37,565 If Mabel gets a hole-in-one here, 66 00:03:37,567 --> 00:03:39,901 she'll beat her all time high score! 67 00:03:39,903 --> 00:03:43,137 You can do it, Mabel. Pretend the ball is Pacifica's face. 68 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:56,784 Aw, nuts! 69 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,857 Ah, don't worry about it, kid. The thing's random. 70 00:04:02,859 --> 00:04:04,992 Yeah, besides the Bermuda's Triangle, 71 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:07,528 how mini golf works is the world's greatest mystery. 72 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:08,896 As far as I'm concerned, 73 00:04:08,898 --> 00:04:11,999 you're still better than anyone else is Gravity— 74 00:04:13,136 --> 00:04:15,002 Oh, would you look at that? 75 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:17,571 I didn't know it was "hobos golf free" day. 76 00:04:17,573 --> 00:04:19,974 Pacifica! 77 00:04:19,976 --> 00:04:22,043 Well, if it isn't the Pines family. 78 00:04:22,045 --> 00:04:25,513 Fat, old, lame, braces. 79 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:28,082 Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child? 80 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:28,916 I've got this. 81 00:04:28,918 --> 00:04:32,086 Hey, Pacifica, how's that whole your-family-being-frauds thing 82 00:04:32,088 --> 00:04:33,087 working out for you? 83 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:34,588 Great, actually. 84 00:04:34,590 --> 00:04:35,856 That's the thing about money. 85 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:37,725 It makes problems go away. 86 00:04:37,727 --> 00:04:39,727 Well, can't buy you skill. 87 00:04:39,729 --> 00:04:42,196 You walked into the game of the mini golf champion. 88 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:44,565 Sergei! 89 00:04:44,567 --> 00:04:46,200 This is Sergei, my trainer. 90 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:48,669 The Sportlympics had mini golf once. 91 00:04:48,671 --> 00:04:49,904 I took gold! 92 00:04:49,906 --> 00:04:52,940 So if you don't mind moving out of the way of the professionals... 93 00:05:03,051 --> 00:05:05,853 Enjoy second place. Give her a hand, folks! 94 00:05:08,124 --> 00:05:09,023 Oh, yeah? 95 00:05:09,025 --> 00:05:12,994 Well, I want a rematch, you— you— 96 00:05:12,996 --> 00:05:16,697 walking one dimensional bleached blonde valley girl stereotype! 97 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,135 Like, let's do this. 98 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:26,707 Hear ye! Hear ye! 99 00:05:26,709 --> 00:05:28,776 Honk! Honk! Ow! 100 00:05:32,014 --> 00:05:33,547 Stop at once! 101 00:05:33,549 --> 00:05:35,649 The park is now closed due to weather. 102 00:05:35,651 --> 00:05:38,252 The King of Mini Golf has spoken. 103 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,087 Oh, the King is down! 104 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:44,025 This isn't over. You. Me. Midnight. 105 00:05:44,027 --> 00:05:45,860 We'll see who's best. 106 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:46,861 I'll be here. 107 00:05:53,101 --> 00:05:55,202 I'll be here. 108 00:05:55,204 --> 00:05:58,272 Peh, peh! Hair in my mouth. Peh! 109 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,888 Time to scratch mini golf off my talents list. 110 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:15,222 Aww, don't give up, Mabel. 111 00:06:15,224 --> 00:06:18,759 Yeah, if you beat her at this, she could never rag on you again. 112 00:06:18,761 --> 00:06:19,827 Imagine it. 113 00:06:20,996 --> 00:06:23,998 Um, the section for ugly grandma clothes is over there. 114 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,166 Oh, yeah? 115 00:06:25,168 --> 00:06:29,270 Well, the section for people who lost at mini golf is over there! 116 00:06:31,740 --> 00:06:33,207 We came as fast as we could. 117 00:06:33,209 --> 00:06:35,643 We heard a little girl got seriously burned! 118 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,111 Oh! 119 00:06:37,113 --> 00:06:39,146 I'm ruined! 120 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:40,147 Up top! 121 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:41,148 Yay! 122 00:06:42,684 --> 00:06:44,085 You're right, guys. 123 00:06:44,087 --> 00:06:46,207 I just need to practice a little more before midnight. 124 00:06:46,232 --> 00:06:48,989 Go to the golf course after dark, you say? 125 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:51,058 I don't know. We'd have to break in and— 126 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:52,760 Just kidding! Let's break in! 127 00:07:02,104 --> 00:07:04,238 Oh, and, hey, Mabel! 128 00:07:09,044 --> 00:07:10,177 Knock her dead, kid. 129 00:07:18,053 --> 00:07:20,087 Darn! Poo-peck-darn! 130 00:07:20,089 --> 00:07:21,889 Ugh! I don't get it! 131 00:07:21,891 --> 00:07:23,390 What is wrong with this hole? 132 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,063 Did you hear that? 133 00:07:29,065 --> 00:07:30,197 What? What is it? 134 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:32,633 Grab your club. 135 00:08:00,463 --> 00:08:01,795 We good? We good? 136 00:08:02,932 --> 00:08:08,002 Hi! Hello! I'm Franz. And welcome to our home. 137 00:08:08,004 --> 00:08:09,103 What is this? 138 00:08:09,105 --> 00:08:10,704 Yeah. 139 00:08:10,706 --> 00:08:14,108 Are you guys tiny humans? Or enormous mini-humans? 140 00:08:14,110 --> 00:08:16,443 Neither. We're lilli-putt-tians! 141 00:08:16,445 --> 00:08:18,045 Lilli— Lilli-putt... 142 00:08:18,047 --> 00:08:20,007 The name makes more sense written out than spoken. 143 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:23,166 And we control the balls! Behold! 144 00:08:32,327 --> 00:08:33,394 Wow! 145 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,107 That's incredible! 146 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:49,076 And so needlessly complicated. 147 00:08:49,078 --> 00:08:50,311 Aw, shucks. 148 00:08:50,313 --> 00:08:52,079 It's only our life-long passion! 149 00:08:52,081 --> 00:08:54,315 Would you like us to elaborate through song? 150 00:08:56,352 --> 00:08:57,351 Nah, we're good. 151 00:09:00,156 --> 00:09:02,723 So what are you hugelings doing here anyway? 152 00:09:02,725 --> 00:09:04,491 We kind of have to play this golf tournament 153 00:09:04,493 --> 00:09:06,727 against my rival, Pacifica. 154 00:09:06,729 --> 00:09:08,262 Oh, rivals. Rivals, rivals. 155 00:09:08,264 --> 00:09:11,065 Oh, we know all about rivals. 156 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:13,300 Put a clog in it, ya windmill lubbers! 157 00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:20,040 These really bottom popinjays are terrible at controlling the balls! 158 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:22,977 We are the ball masters, says I! 159 00:09:24,947 --> 00:09:27,248 Shut your mouths, you showboating pirates! 160 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:30,217 Everyone knows the Eiffel Tower hole is the best! 161 00:09:32,454 --> 00:09:36,190 Stay thee your comments, ye scurrilous Frenchmen! 162 00:09:37,792 --> 00:09:40,861 None controllable is better than the knights of... 163 00:09:40,863 --> 00:09:42,763 Wiener castle. 164 00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:43,998 Who wrote this? 165 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,240 We'll settle which hole is best! 166 00:09:45,265 --> 00:09:46,133 Attack! 167 00:09:46,135 --> 00:09:47,167 Charge! 168 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:49,436 Ooh, I'm shiverin' in me timbers. 169 00:09:49,438 --> 00:09:50,537 Get ready to die! 170 00:09:51,973 --> 00:09:54,308 Long live the mini king! 171 00:09:55,410 --> 00:09:57,211 Die, you evil scum! 172 00:09:57,213 --> 00:09:58,279 Ow! 173 00:09:58,281 --> 00:09:59,313 Yarr! 174 00:10:06,989 --> 00:10:08,355 These guys are a riot. 175 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:11,158 Guys, guys, calm down. 176 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:14,094 Your fighting is inadvertently adorable. 177 00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:17,264 Adorable we are, hugeling, but our tale, less so. 178 00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:19,900 Every hole in the park thinks that it's superior. 179 00:10:19,902 --> 00:10:23,504 From the cowboys in the east to the grimy minors of the south. 180 00:10:23,506 --> 00:10:27,041 If only there was some way to decide which side is best 181 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,076 with maybe an award or, like a trophy. 182 00:10:29,078 --> 00:10:30,077 I don't know. 183 00:10:30,079 --> 00:10:32,146 But, Franz, look! 184 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:38,052 The sticker. The sticker could decide! 185 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,120 It does say "the best" on it. 186 00:10:40,122 --> 00:10:41,488 Decide for us, hugeling. 187 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:46,026 Choose which mini kingdom to give the sticker to and end our war! 188 00:10:47,096 --> 00:10:48,095 Uh, 189 00:10:48,097 --> 00:10:49,363 I don't know, guys. 190 00:10:49,365 --> 00:10:53,834 I'm not sure I want to get involved in your weird mini blood feud. 191 00:10:53,836 --> 00:10:54,902 Psst! 192 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,103 Mabel, this is perfect. 193 00:10:56,105 --> 00:10:57,305 These guys control the course. 194 00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:59,139 Just tell them you'll give the sticker 195 00:10:59,141 --> 00:11:01,842 to whichever group does a better job of helping us win. 196 00:11:01,844 --> 00:11:03,210 I'm not sure, Dipper. 197 00:11:03,212 --> 00:11:07,181 I want to beat Pacifica, but doesn't this seem like cheating? 198 00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:11,218 Pacifica's rich, Mabel. She's cheating at life. 199 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:13,287 Hmm. 200 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:15,489 Thanks, man. 201 00:11:15,491 --> 00:11:17,191 People of the 18 holes! 202 00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:19,393 We're going to have a game of mini-golf! 203 00:11:19,395 --> 00:11:23,497 And whoever does the best job helping me win gets the sticker! 204 00:11:23,499 --> 00:11:26,433 It'll be us, lass, not these tulip munchers. 205 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,202 I will not be insulted 206 00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:31,138 by a man with no depth perception wearing earrings. 207 00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:34,641 Just remember, as long as you're helping me, no fighting. 208 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,148 Dude, I'm cutting "W" s into all my shirts. 209 00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:42,630 Got to give the public what they want. 210 00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:44,351 Well, the kids are taking their time. 211 00:11:44,353 --> 00:11:46,153 Looks like it's gonna be a while. 212 00:11:56,164 --> 00:11:58,065 Sure are a lot of stars out tonight. 213 00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:59,733 Well, this is gettin' weird. 214 00:12:02,303 --> 00:12:05,439 Now remember, Pacifica, winning is everything. 215 00:12:05,441 --> 00:12:08,142 Oh, oh, and also looks. Winning and looks. 216 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,511 Dad, I've been practicing for, like, a millions hours, okay? 217 00:12:10,513 --> 00:12:11,979 I've got this. 218 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:15,382 Pacifica, darling. We have a party to go to. 219 00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:17,351 We'll just read about your victory in the paper. 220 00:12:18,353 --> 00:12:19,553 Sergei! 221 00:12:21,589 --> 00:12:24,925 Oh, and whatever happens, just remember one thing. 222 00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:26,093 You're a Northwest. 223 00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:27,561 Don't lose. 224 00:12:29,597 --> 00:12:32,533 How much do you want to bet they're no shows? 225 00:12:34,702 --> 00:12:36,203 Looking for someone? 226 00:12:36,205 --> 00:12:38,439 Waiting in the dark and not creepy at all. 227 00:12:38,441 --> 00:12:39,706 Seriously, though? 228 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,208 I don't know why you bothered to come. 229 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:46,113 Oh, I guess you could say we've got a little something. 230 00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:47,614 Right? Right? 231 00:12:52,086 --> 00:12:53,587 Eighteen holes. Standard rules. 232 00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:56,990 Winner lives in glory. Loser wallows in eternal shame. 233 00:12:56,992 --> 00:13:00,727 On your mark, get set, Mini golf! 234 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:15,476 What? 235 00:13:16,711 --> 00:13:17,978 Yeehaw! 236 00:13:27,088 --> 00:13:28,121 Out of my way! 237 00:13:32,227 --> 00:13:33,994 Are you serious? 238 00:13:37,065 --> 00:13:38,465 Yarr, I say! 239 00:13:43,238 --> 00:13:45,172 Miner hole. 240 00:13:45,174 --> 00:13:47,608 I wonder what cute silly things are going on down there. 241 00:13:50,779 --> 00:13:54,281 You can't go in there! There's been a gas leak. 242 00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:57,117 Anyone who goes in there will die! 243 00:13:59,788 --> 00:14:00,854 I will take it. 244 00:14:00,856 --> 00:14:02,155 No! 245 00:14:02,157 --> 00:14:04,725 Don't go, Big Henry! We need you! 246 00:14:04,727 --> 00:14:06,493 Go home, Polly. 247 00:14:13,501 --> 00:14:15,202 Ahem. 248 00:14:17,572 --> 00:14:20,474 Come on, Big Henry. You can do this. 249 00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:40,294 Aah! No! 250 00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:43,163 Sergei! Soda! Now! 251 00:14:44,465 --> 00:14:48,135 Okay, guys, that was badonkulous! 252 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,617 Hey, hey. Little high fives, everyone. 253 00:14:49,619 --> 00:14:50,885 Little high fives all around. 254 00:14:50,887 --> 00:14:53,140 Nice one. You did it. You're the man! 255 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,462 I don't want to call it out early, 256 00:14:54,487 --> 00:14:58,745 but I think the Miners might have one of these in their future. 257 00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:04,384 Are you kidding me? 258 00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:06,253 After everything we've worked for? 259 00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:07,754 Calm yourself, Franz. 260 00:15:07,756 --> 00:15:10,424 There may be another way to win the hugelings' favor. 261 00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:11,491 Knock on wood. 262 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:17,130 There's something going on, Sergei. 263 00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:21,268 Maybe they has little people who control where balls go. 264 00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,637 We got to get you English lessons. 265 00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:25,359 I mean, think about it. I'm globally ranked. 266 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:26,951 It's ridiculous that she's beating me. 267 00:15:28,676 --> 00:15:32,112 Ugh, Pitt Cola. I always forget about the pit. 268 00:15:32,114 --> 00:15:34,815 Get me a different one, Sergei. 269 00:15:34,817 --> 00:15:35,849 Huh? 270 00:15:41,222 --> 00:15:44,257 I can't wait to see the look on Pacifica's face when we win. 271 00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:45,499 I'm thinking it will be like... 272 00:15:46,394 --> 00:15:48,161 You know how she does that? 273 00:15:48,163 --> 00:15:51,465 Dipper, is it bad that I feel good about her feeling bad? 274 00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,600 Just enjoy your victory, Mabel. 275 00:15:53,602 --> 00:15:55,869 Trust me, Pacifica will be fine. 276 00:15:58,273 --> 00:16:00,907 What's going on here? Let me go! 277 00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:04,878 What did I miss? 278 00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:08,281 Let me go, you creeps! 279 00:16:08,283 --> 00:16:10,150 Welcome, twins! Welcome! 280 00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:11,592 I can tell you're loving this, right? 281 00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:13,220 Right? No? 282 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,454 What are you guys doing? 283 00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:16,490 This wasn't part of the deal, tiny Dutchman! 284 00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:20,460 Okay, so we saw you were favoring the Miners and we figured, 285 00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:22,429 what's better than beating Pacifica? 286 00:16:22,431 --> 00:16:23,730 Pfft! 287 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,198 Killing her, right? 288 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,701 As if. I'm calling my parents. 289 00:16:27,703 --> 00:16:28,835 Where is my phone? 290 00:16:30,272 --> 00:16:30,904 Send. 291 00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,439 Hey, hey! 292 00:16:32,441 --> 00:16:34,941 So how about it, hugeling? Who's the best now? 293 00:16:34,943 --> 00:16:38,512 Not so fast, landlubbers! 294 00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:40,947 If you're going to play dirty, so are we. 295 00:16:40,949 --> 00:16:44,284 Now give us the sticker or he walks the plank. 296 00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:45,485 No, give us the sticker! 297 00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:47,087 The Miners! The sticker's for the Miners! 298 00:16:47,112 --> 00:16:49,790 Give it to us! Give it to us! 299 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,425 Remember Big Henry! 300 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,492 Enough! 301 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,664 You know what? No one gets the sticker! 302 00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:01,735 No. No. Nuh-uh. 303 00:17:01,737 --> 00:17:03,837 No booing. Stop. No. 304 00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:06,807 No one gets the sticker 'cause you're all being jerks. 305 00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:08,909 I mean, why can't you just get along? 306 00:17:08,911 --> 00:17:11,311 Because we hate each other. 307 00:17:11,313 --> 00:17:13,947 That's kinda how rivalries work, lass. 308 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,315 Well then maybe... 309 00:17:16,317 --> 00:17:17,884 Maybe rivalries are dumb. 310 00:17:17,886 --> 00:17:20,821 Maybe you don't settle them with petty competitions. 311 00:17:20,823 --> 00:17:25,258 Maybe the only way to be "the best" is by ending the fighting 312 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:26,426 and working together! 313 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,600 It's all so clear. 314 00:17:33,602 --> 00:17:35,869 If we work together... 315 00:17:35,871 --> 00:17:39,306 Then we can cut open her belly and get the sticker. 316 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,942 Get the girl! Slice her open! 317 00:17:43,678 --> 00:17:46,279 You guys aren't appreciating the lesson here! 318 00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:48,582 Sticker! Sticker! Sticker! 319 00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:54,421 Help! 320 00:17:55,423 --> 00:17:56,723 We've got to get out of here! 321 00:17:56,725 --> 00:17:59,059 I have to save Pacifica first! 322 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,372 After her! 323 00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:14,341 Ah, Mr. Dipper! Nyet! Nyet! 324 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,643 Don't freak out, man! The water's shallow! 325 00:18:16,645 --> 00:18:18,612 There is literally no way to drown. 326 00:18:21,582 --> 00:18:22,716 Seriously? 327 00:18:23,985 --> 00:18:26,386 Ugh, took you long enough. And watch the earrings! 328 00:18:26,388 --> 00:18:27,854 They're worth more than your house! 329 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,657 You know, on second thought, maybe I won't untie you. 330 00:18:30,659 --> 00:18:32,292 Untie me! Untie me! 331 00:18:32,294 --> 00:18:33,727 That's what I thought. 332 00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:37,364 We have you on miniature pencilpoint. 333 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,965 There's no way around us. 334 00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:40,467 You ready to putt? 335 00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:41,802 Way ahead of you. 336 00:18:43,337 --> 00:18:44,538 Huh? 337 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,508 Hey, you're actually not that terrible. 338 00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:49,509 A little rusty, but... 339 00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,044 Just shut up and putt! 340 00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:55,816 Get on! Get on! 341 00:18:55,818 --> 00:18:56,917 Gun it! 342 00:18:58,019 --> 00:19:00,520 Don't let them escape! 343 00:19:13,501 --> 00:19:15,468 Sergei overboard! 344 00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:16,703 I'll get a new one. 345 00:19:18,606 --> 00:19:19,606 They're shutting us in! 346 00:19:23,878 --> 00:19:25,512 Don't even think about it. 347 00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:26,947 You call yourself a golfer? 348 00:19:26,949 --> 00:19:30,083 Without us, that club is useless in your hands. 349 00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:33,119 Oh yeah? What's ten minus six? 350 00:19:33,121 --> 00:19:34,454 Ten— Hang on. 351 00:19:34,456 --> 00:19:35,689 Fore! 352 00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:52,806 Stay out, you dumb hugelings! 353 00:19:52,808 --> 00:19:55,442 We're done with you. 354 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,043 What did you say, you little trolls? 355 00:19:57,045 --> 00:19:58,411 I will sue you. 356 00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:00,647 I will sue you and I will own you. 357 00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:03,984 You two. 358 00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:05,886 I don't know what you did or what's going on, 359 00:20:05,888 --> 00:20:08,388 but if you think just because you saved my life, I— 360 00:20:11,058 --> 00:20:12,893 I'm sorry, Pacifica. 361 00:20:12,895 --> 00:20:17,030 You totally would've beat me fair and square. 362 00:20:18,532 --> 00:20:20,767 You're just lucky this sticker looks fantastic on me. 363 00:20:26,974 --> 00:20:28,909 Hey! You're parents aren't here. 364 00:20:28,911 --> 00:20:30,443 You want a ride home? 365 00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:32,879 Puh-leaze, as if I'd ride in your— 366 00:20:41,589 --> 00:20:42,656 Ugh! 367 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,090 Hey, I found two tacos! 368 00:20:46,127 --> 00:20:48,461 You're allowed to eat in the car? 369 00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:51,731 Yeah, the car is where secret surprise snacks happen. 370 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:52,999 Want one? 371 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,001 Oh, I'm not supposed to take handouts. 372 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,871 Handouts? It's called sharing! 373 00:20:57,873 --> 00:21:00,840 You do know what sharing is, right? 374 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,742 Shar— Shaar-ing? 375 00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:04,044 Just take it. 376 00:21:05,546 --> 00:21:08,081 Thanks for the ride, or whatever. 377 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,050 Oh, and Mabel... 378 00:21:10,052 --> 00:21:14,087 I can't believe I'm saying this but I had fun. 379 00:21:14,089 --> 00:21:16,122 And tell your servant I like his W neck! 380 00:21:17,024 --> 00:21:18,925 Yes! 381 00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:21,061 So are you guys, like, cool now? 382 00:21:21,063 --> 00:21:22,963 I think we made some progress. 383 00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:24,497 The important thing to remember is that 384 00:21:24,499 --> 00:21:25,699 at the end of the day, 385 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,101 she's just an ordinary kid like us. 386 00:21:32,873 --> 00:21:34,574 Should've charged her for that taco. 387 00:21:34,576 --> 00:21:36,209 Agreed. 388 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,478 Hey, you got any more of those surprise tacos? 389 00:21:40,015 --> 00:21:43,483 Laugh now, hugelings. But Franz will have his day. 390 00:21:43,485 --> 00:21:45,118 Franz will— 391 00:21:46,988 --> 00:21:49,022 Sand trap! Ow! Ow! 392 00:21:57,866 --> 00:22:01,201 Guys I figured it out! We control the balls! 393 00:22:01,203 --> 00:22:02,535 Now he gets it! 394 00:22:02,537 --> 00:22:03,770 Oh, you guys! 395 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,082 Can I go now? 396 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,150 Never!