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All right, Mabel,
today is the big day.

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Big day!

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Soos finally fixed
up the laptop.

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If this thing works,

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we could learn the
identity of the author

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and unravel the greatest
mysteries of Gravity Falls.

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You ready?

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Oh, I'm ready, baby.

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Ma-ma.

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This is it. This is it.

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It worked.

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Blip, blap,
bloobity bloop, twins.

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Ugh! Of course, a password.

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Don't you worry, bro-bro.

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With your brains
and my laser focus,

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there is literally nothing
that can distract us from…

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Did you hear that?

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I finally understand what
all the buzz is about.

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Reading.

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Give me some of that honey.

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Ba bump. Ba bump.

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Oh, boy.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Just when I was
getting over Mermando,

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of course,
you show up at my doorstep.

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Oh, yeah,
I forgot about Mermando.

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Did not care for Mermando.

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Okay, this cryptology book says

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there's 7.2 million 8-letter words.

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I'll type, you read.
Okay, Mabel?

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Mabel?

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Hey, I'm Gabe Benson, y'all.

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Goodnight.

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Hey, good job today, you guys.

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You were late on your cue.

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What?

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Hey, hey. Be good to each other.

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We're all stars.

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Hey! Guess who's Mabel?

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I am.

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Care to learn more?
I bet you do.

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You like to learn.

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And I'm up.

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Oh, hey, I'm Gabe,
Master of Puppets.

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Nice to meet you.

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You're amazing
with those puppets.

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Really?

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A lot of people think
puppets are dumb

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or just for kids or something.

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Are you kidding me?
I'm puppet crazy.

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People call me
"Puppet Crazy Mabel".

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Really?

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People used to call me
"Puppet Crazy Gabe".

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- So when's your next puppet show?
- My huh?

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I mean, you can't truly love puppets

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if you're not throwing
puppet shows, right.

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Yeah, I mean I'm totally
working on a puppet show.

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Oh, what are the details?

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There are so many details.

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So, how'd it go?

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Dipper, how hard do you think it would be

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to write and compose a
sock puppet rock opera

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with lights, original music
and live pyrotechnics by Friday?

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What? Mabel, are you serious?

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I don't know what happened.

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I got lost in his
eyes and his ponytail

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and I'm going to be so
embarrassed on Friday

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if I don't have anything.

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But what about
cracking this password?

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You know, Mystery Twins?

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If you help me with this
for just a couple of days,

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I promise I'll help
you with the password.

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Please. Pretty please.

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It's for love, Dipper.

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All right, okay.

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Yes! Thank you.

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This guy, he's number one!

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Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

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Man, I can't wait to get to
the bottom of this laptop.

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We're close to something big here.

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I can feel it.

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Ugh!

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Come on.

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All right,
the play is going to be called.

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"Glove Story-A Sock Opera."

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Just a warning,
people's eyes will get wet,

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'cause they'll be
crying from laughing,

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from how tragic it is.

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Yeah, that… that sounds great.

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Come on, Dipper,

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you just got to roll
with Mabel's craziness.

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It's what makes
life worth living.

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Not even gonna ask.

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Goodnight, my babies.

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Wack, wack, wack, muaah.

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Soon, Gabe Benson.

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Ugh, wrong password.

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Wrong. Wrong! Ugh!

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Don't stay up all night, Dipper.

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Last time you got
this sleep deprived

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you tried to eat your own shirt.

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Bleh.

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Just a few more tries.

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Ugh! I can't take
that sound anymore.

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I hate you sound.

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There has to be some
shortcut or clue.

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Who would know
about secret codes?

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I think I know a guy.

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Well, well, well,

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you're awfully
persistent, pine tree.

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Hats off to you.

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You again!

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Did you miss me?
Admit it, you missed me.

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Hardly. You worked with Gideon.

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You tried to destroy
my uncle's mind.

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It was just a job, kid.
No hard feelings.

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I've been keeping an eye on you

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since then and I must
say, I'm impressed.

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Really?

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You deserve a prize.

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Here, have a head
that's always screaming.

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The point is, I like you.

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How's about you let me
give you a hint, huh?

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I only ask for a
small favor in return.

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I'd never do a favor for you.

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Don't forget who
defeated you last time.

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Right, you defeated me.

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Well, if you ever change your mind,

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I'll be here for you
ready to make a deal.

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Hey, want to hear my impression
of you in about 3 seconds.

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Hey, I'm Puppet Stan.

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Still ignoring this.

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Hey, Mabel.

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Whoa, bag check for Dipper's eyes.

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Nobody?

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Dipper, I told you to get
some sleep last night.

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Here, wake up with some Mabel juice.

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It has plastic dinosaurs in it.

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It's like if coffee and
nightmares had a baby.

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Mabel, listen.

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Last night I had a
dream with Bill in it.

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Wait, hold up. The triangle guy?

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He said he'd give me
the code of the laptop

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if I gave him something.

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Like I'd actually trust
Bill, right?

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Don't worry, bro. Today is the day
that the Mystery Twins are back in action.

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I'll help you crack that code.

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I just got to hand
off my puppet stuff

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to my production crew.

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Production crew?

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We read the script.
Very emotional.

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I cried, like, eight times.

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Hey, ladies.

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Gabe!

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I was just blading by.

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Helps me dry out my
ponytail after a shower.

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Aah. Aah.

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Hoppity-boppity.

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It's so great to see you.

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I was just working on the
world's greatest puppet show.

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It has puppets.

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Your passion is so
refreshing, Mabel,

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unlike the girl from
last night's puppet show.

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Single-stitch on one puppet
and cross-stitch on the other?

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I was like, uh-huh.

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Cross… huh?

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Naturally I deleted her off
my cell phone contacts list.

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Naturally.

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I know you won't
let me down though.

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Based on what you
said the other day,

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you must be a puppet expert.

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You know, Gabe,
you look pretty sweaty.

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You should really
take your shirt off.

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Right?

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Aren't we all thinking that?

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Later, ladies.

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Bah!

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We got to up our game, girls.

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Did you hear that thing he
said about the stitches?

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Don't worry, Mabel,
your crew can handle it.

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Oops.

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How many eyes does
a face have again?

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I got it. I got it. Oh!

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I'm not okay.

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Ah! Okay,
I'm back on fabrication.

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Get me my lint roller.

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Whoa, hey.

189
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You just said you
were going to help me.

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Dipper, this sock crisis just
bumped up to a code argyle.

191
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The laptop can wait.

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Mabel, do you seriously think

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that your random
crush of the week

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is more important
than uncovering

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the mysteries of this town?

196
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You're obsessed.

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I'm obsessed?

198
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Look at you.
You look like a vampire.

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And not the hot kind.

200
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But you said you were
gonna help me today.

201
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Well, I can help you…
with tickles.

202
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Okay, fine. You know what?

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I'll do it on my own.

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Passwords, passwords.

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Mabel is useless.

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00:09:56,707 --> 00:09:57,916
Oh, man.

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- Too many failed entries.
- Huh?

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00:10:00,377 --> 00:10:03,005
Initiate data
erase in five minutes.

209
00:10:04,089 --> 00:10:05,340
No. No, no, no!

210
00:10:05,424 --> 00:10:08,385
I'm gonna lose everything?
I only have one more try?

211
00:10:08,468 --> 00:10:12,514
Well, well, well.

212
00:10:12,598 --> 00:10:14,141
Someone's looking desperate.

213
00:10:14,224 --> 00:10:16,059
I thought I told you
to leave me alone.

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00:10:16,143 --> 00:10:17,352
I can help you, kid.

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00:10:17,436 --> 00:10:19,104
You just need to
hear out my demands.

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00:10:19,188 --> 00:10:20,939
Ugh!

217
00:10:21,023 --> 00:10:22,458
What crazy thing do you
want, anyway?

218
00:10:22,482 --> 00:10:24,610
To eat my soul?
To rip out my teeth?

219
00:10:24,693 --> 00:10:27,863
Are you gonna replace my eyes
with baby heads or something?

220
00:10:27,946 --> 00:10:30,991
Yeesh, kid, relax.
All I want is a puppet.

221
00:10:31,074 --> 00:10:33,660
A puppet?
What are you playing at?

222
00:10:33,744 --> 00:10:35,329
Everyone loves puppets.

223
00:10:35,412 --> 00:10:37,289
And it looks to me like
you've got a surplus.

224
00:10:37,372 --> 00:10:39,166
I don't know, man.

225
00:10:39,249 --> 00:10:41,543
Mabel worked really
hard on these.

226
00:10:41,627 --> 00:10:44,129
Seems to me one little puppet
is a small price to pay

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to learn all the
secrets of the universe.

228
00:10:46,381 --> 00:10:49,593
Besides, what's your
sister done for you lately?

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00:10:49,676 --> 00:10:52,387
How many times have you
sacrificed for her, huh?

230
00:10:52,471 --> 00:10:54,973
And when has she ever
returned the favor?

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Tick tock, kid.

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00:11:02,814 --> 00:11:05,067
Just one puppet? Fine.

233
00:11:07,819 --> 00:11:09,529
So what puppet are
you gonna pick anyway?

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00:11:09,613 --> 00:11:13,659
Hmm, let's see.
Eenie meenie mynee…

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00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:14,728
You.

236
00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:16,411
What?

237
00:11:17,621 --> 00:11:19,623
What? This can't be happening.

238
00:11:19,706 --> 00:11:21,416
What did you do to my body?

239
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,256
Sorry, kid,
but you're my puppet now.

240
00:11:30,676 --> 00:11:32,427
Oh, my gosh.
This can't be happening.

241
00:11:32,511 --> 00:11:33,845
This can't be happening.

242
00:11:33,929 --> 00:11:35,013
Wh-whoa.

243
00:11:37,266 --> 00:11:41,228
Man, it's been so long
since I've inhabited a body.

244
00:11:41,311 --> 00:11:42,521
Ooh! Ooh!

245
00:11:43,689 --> 00:11:45,232
Pain is hilarious.

246
00:11:45,315 --> 00:11:49,027
And two eyes?
This thing's deluxe.

247
00:11:49,111 --> 00:11:50,112
I don't understand.

248
00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:52,364
Why are you doing this?
I thought we had a deal.

249
00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:55,075
Look, kid, you've been getting
way too close to figuring out

250
00:11:55,158 --> 00:11:56,410
some major answers.

251
00:11:56,493 --> 00:11:57,995
I've got big plans coming

252
00:11:58,078 --> 00:11:59,514
and I don't need you
getting in my way.

253
00:11:59,538 --> 00:12:01,248
Destroying that
laptop was a cinch.

254
00:12:01,331 --> 00:12:03,583
Now I just need to
destroy your journal.

255
00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,168
Race you to the
bottom of the stairs.

256
00:12:13,552 --> 00:12:16,305
Hey. Human soda.

257
00:12:16,388 --> 00:12:18,223
I'm gonna drink
it like a person.

258
00:12:21,184 --> 00:12:22,978
So where do you keep
that journal anyway?

259
00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:25,522
It's got to be around
here somewhere.

260
00:12:25,605 --> 00:12:27,024
Boy, these arms are durable.

261
00:12:27,107 --> 00:12:28,108
I've hidden it somewhere

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00:12:28,191 --> 00:12:30,235
you'll never find it
in a million years.

263
00:12:30,319 --> 00:12:31,319
Hey, Dipper.

264
00:12:31,361 --> 00:12:32,839
I borrowed your journal to
use as a prop in the show.

265
00:12:32,863 --> 00:12:33,849
I hope you don't mind.

266
00:12:33,864 --> 00:12:35,300
I'm gonna go before you
process this sentence.

267
00:12:35,324 --> 00:12:36,491
Okay, bye!

268
00:12:37,993 --> 00:12:40,996
Sure, sounds great, sister.
I'll see you at the show.

269
00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:42,831
Wait.
No, Mabel, don't listen to him.

270
00:12:42,914 --> 00:12:43,914
That's not me.

271
00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:45,944
You've got to hear me.

272
00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:47,169
No, no. Wait. Stop!

273
00:12:49,212 --> 00:12:51,298
Ha, welcome to the
mindscape, kid.

274
00:12:51,381 --> 00:12:53,800
Without a vessel to possess,
you're basically a ghost.

275
00:12:53,884 --> 00:12:55,218
Oh, hi, Dipper. There you are.

276
00:12:55,302 --> 00:12:56,511
What up, dude?

277
00:12:56,595 --> 00:12:57,679
Soos. Wendy. Help me.

278
00:12:59,014 --> 00:13:00,616
- We're headed to the theater.
- Need a ride, Dipper?

279
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,768
Anything for you, Red.

280
00:13:02,851 --> 00:13:04,102
I'm gonna stop you, Bill.

281
00:13:04,186 --> 00:13:06,188
I'm gonna find that
journal before you do

282
00:13:06,271 --> 00:13:07,606
and I'm gonna stop you!

283
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:12,819
But how can you stop
me if you don't exist?

284
00:13:21,119 --> 00:13:22,662
Bill? Bill!

285
00:13:22,746 --> 00:13:25,290
Got to get my body back before
he does something crazy with it.

286
00:13:29,169 --> 00:13:31,046
Ah, nothing like the
theater, huh, toots?

287
00:13:31,129 --> 00:13:32,381
Hey, Soos, want to hear

288
00:13:32,464 --> 00:13:33,944
the exact time and
date of your death?

289
00:13:34,925 --> 00:13:35,967
Okay.

290
00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:37,469
Hey, guys, you all made it.

291
00:13:37,552 --> 00:13:38,678
Are you kidding me?

292
00:13:38,762 --> 00:13:41,556
I would never miss
whatever this is.

293
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,101
By the by, Mabel,
where'd you put my journal again?

294
00:13:44,184 --> 00:13:46,436
I used it as a prop for
the big wedding scene.

295
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,105
I still need a reverend though.

296
00:13:48,188 --> 00:13:49,981
Hey, what if I play the reverend?

297
00:13:50,065 --> 00:13:52,192
I mean, someone's got to
hold that journal, right?

298
00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:53,610
Great. Let's go.

299
00:13:53,693 --> 00:13:55,320
Oh, no, wait. Mabel!

300
00:14:05,122 --> 00:14:06,790
The show is about to begin.

301
00:14:06,873 --> 00:14:08,667
Please turn off
your cell phones,

302
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,002
unless you're texting me, cuties.

303
00:14:15,841 --> 00:14:18,093
Gather around and let us sing

304
00:14:18,176 --> 00:14:22,055
about a girl who had
almost everything.

305
00:14:23,598 --> 00:14:25,100
Look, it's Mabel.

306
00:14:25,183 --> 00:14:26,184
Hey there.

307
00:14:26,268 --> 00:14:27,436
Did you say stable?

308
00:14:27,519 --> 00:14:29,020
No, he said Mabel.

309
00:14:29,104 --> 00:14:31,022
Okay, hit it, boys!

310
00:14:54,129 --> 00:14:55,172
Hey, what's up? I'm Gabe.

311
00:14:58,049 --> 00:14:59,885
So, hey, Grendo,

312
00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:02,029
where's that book prop I'm
using for the wedding scene?

313
00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:03,430
It's up in the wedding cake.

314
00:15:03,513 --> 00:15:05,348
But that doesn't come
down until act 3.

315
00:15:05,432 --> 00:15:07,184
So hold your horses.

316
00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:11,104
Oh, I'll hold my horses.
I'll hold them.

317
00:15:11,188 --> 00:15:12,481
You monster.

318
00:15:14,107 --> 00:15:15,525
Hey, listen.
Have you seen Mabel?

319
00:15:17,152 --> 00:15:18,320
What did Bill say?

320
00:15:18,403 --> 00:15:20,280
I can't be heard
without a vessel?

321
00:15:20,363 --> 00:15:21,948
Where would I find a…

322
00:15:25,076 --> 00:15:26,495
Finally we're together.

323
00:15:26,578 --> 00:15:31,082
I'm sorry, Mabel,
but I have to go fight… in the war.

324
00:15:38,173 --> 00:15:40,717
I'll wait for you, Gabe.

325
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,093
I'll wait for you.

326
00:15:43,178 --> 00:15:45,138
Our intermission has begun.

327
00:15:45,222 --> 00:15:46,264
Mill about.

328
00:15:47,807 --> 00:15:50,352
Ooh!
Okay, you can do this, Mabel.

329
00:15:50,435 --> 00:15:52,812
Only 36 more musical numbers.

330
00:15:56,149 --> 00:15:57,609
Psst. Mabel.

331
00:15:59,986 --> 00:16:01,029
It's come to life.

332
00:16:01,112 --> 00:16:02,948
The puppet books didn't
warn me about this.

333
00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:04,032
Aah!

334
00:16:04,115 --> 00:16:06,826
Mabel, it's me, Dipper.
You need to help me.

335
00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:09,037
Wait, what? Dipper?

336
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:13,041
But you're so much more
of a sock than usual.

337
00:16:13,124 --> 00:16:14,960
Mabel, you have to listen.
Bill tricked me.

338
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:17,254
He stole my body and now
he's after the journal.

339
00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:19,631
You have to find the journal
before Bill destroys it.

340
00:16:19,714 --> 00:16:21,967
It's the only hope to
get me back in my body.

341
00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,969
But my cue's coming
up any minute.

342
00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:26,197
Hey, Mabel,
do you have a moment?

343
00:16:26,221 --> 00:16:27,221
Gabe!

344
00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:30,225
Ow! Mabel.

345
00:16:30,308 --> 00:16:33,061
Mabel, it's clear to me now
that you really love puppets.

346
00:16:33,144 --> 00:16:34,479
I mean you went whole hog.

347
00:16:34,563 --> 00:16:36,439
And if you stick the ending, well,

348
00:16:36,523 --> 00:16:38,525
maybe later you could
join me for a biscotti?

349
00:16:39,776 --> 00:16:42,320
You drive a biscotti?

350
00:16:42,445 --> 00:16:43,655
I'll be waiting.

351
00:16:44,990 --> 00:16:47,075
Did you hear that? He loves it!

352
00:16:47,158 --> 00:16:48,952
This play has to be flawless.

353
00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:50,704
Can't we wait until
after the show?

354
00:16:50,787 --> 00:16:53,957
Mabel, you want me to be
a sock puppet forever?

355
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,069
I'm sorry.

356
00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:57,919
It looks funny when you're mad.

357
00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:01,965
Okay. Okay. Okay.

358
00:17:02,048 --> 00:17:04,926
Just take over for me until
I get back with the book.

359
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:07,095
Little puppet face.

360
00:17:07,178 --> 00:17:10,056
Gabe, you're back from the war.

361
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,141
Yes, I am.

362
00:17:11,224 --> 00:17:13,143
Want to kiss and sing
at the same time?

363
00:17:13,226 --> 00:17:14,561
Okay.

364
00:17:17,397 --> 00:17:18,397
Seriously?

365
00:17:27,198 --> 00:17:29,367
Come on. Come on.

366
00:17:33,997 --> 00:17:35,457
I hope this kiss never ends.

367
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,001
Come on, come on.

368
00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:40,045
There must be a way to
get Dipper's body back.

369
00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:42,797
Oh-oh, but why would
you want to do that?

370
00:17:44,424 --> 00:17:47,719
Bill-Dipper! Bipper.

371
00:17:49,179 --> 00:17:51,765
You wouldn't want
to ruin the show.

372
00:17:51,848 --> 00:17:53,350
Whoops.

373
00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:54,684
It's slipping.

374
00:17:54,768 --> 00:17:56,269
How's about you
hand that book over?

375
00:17:56,353 --> 00:17:57,937
No way. This is Dipper's.

376
00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,606
I'd never give it away.

377
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:01,191
Hmm. You didn't seem
to have a problem

378
00:18:01,274 --> 00:18:02,484
taking it for your own play.

379
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:04,152
Or ditching him
when he needed you.

380
00:18:04,235 --> 00:18:06,071
So come to your senses.

381
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:07,989
Give me the book or
your play is ruined.

382
00:18:09,699 --> 00:18:11,326
There it is.

383
00:18:11,409 --> 00:18:13,078
I mean,
who would sacrifice everything

384
00:18:13,161 --> 00:18:15,163
they've worked for just
for their dumb sibling?

385
00:18:15,246 --> 00:18:17,499
Dipper would.

386
00:18:17,582 --> 00:18:18,583
Eh?

387
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:19,959
Oh! Hey! Hey! Hey!

388
00:18:20,043 --> 00:18:21,211
I'm giving you away.

389
00:18:21,294 --> 00:18:23,129
You are a woman now.

390
00:18:23,213 --> 00:18:25,298
Waddles, the rings.

391
00:18:25,382 --> 00:18:26,424
Wait, what?

392
00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:28,802
Oh, no.

393
00:18:30,512 --> 00:18:31,596
No!

394
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,391
Get out of my brother's
body, you evil triangle!

395
00:18:34,474 --> 00:18:36,434
Whoa! Children fighting.

396
00:18:36,518 --> 00:18:37,852
I can sell this.

397
00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:41,189
Aah! You can't stop me.

398
00:18:41,272 --> 00:18:44,150
I am a being of pure
energy with no weakness.

399
00:18:45,276 --> 00:18:47,821
True, but you're in Dipper's body.

400
00:18:47,904 --> 00:18:50,323
And I know all his weaknesses.

401
00:18:50,407 --> 00:18:51,491
What do you mean "his…?"

402
00:18:51,574 --> 00:18:54,411
Tickle, tickle.

403
00:18:54,494 --> 00:18:56,538
Aah! Body spasms.

404
00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:57,747
What are these?

405
00:18:57,831 --> 00:18:59,332
A little note about
the human body.

406
00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:01,876
You haven't slept
in over 24 hours.

407
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,503
Also, I got a full night's sleep

408
00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:05,714
and I'm on four mega
shots of Mabel juice.

409
00:19:06,881 --> 00:19:08,508
What is this feeling?

410
00:19:08,591 --> 00:19:10,927
My body is burning.

411
00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:13,221
I can't move these
stupid noodle legs.

412
00:19:13,304 --> 00:19:15,640
Curse you, useless flesh sticks.

413
00:19:15,724 --> 00:19:18,101
Body shutting down,

414
00:19:18,184 --> 00:19:20,061
must scratch

415
00:19:20,145 --> 00:19:21,604
mosquito bites.

416
00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:29,070
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey!

417
00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:33,074
What?

418
00:19:33,158 --> 00:19:34,158
Yes!

419
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,618
I'm in my own body

420
00:19:35,702 --> 00:19:39,247
and it's just as
underwhelming as I remember.

421
00:19:40,373 --> 00:19:41,373
Everything hurts.

422
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:48,089
This isn't the last
you'll hear of me.

423
00:19:48,173 --> 00:19:49,424
Big things are coming.

424
00:19:49,507 --> 00:19:50,842
You can't stop me.

425
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:52,552
I'm sorry, Gabe.

426
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,666
Don't worry.

427
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,127
I've seen enough movies
to know this is the part

428
00:20:26,211 --> 00:20:27,504
where the audience thinks

429
00:20:27,587 --> 00:20:29,798
it was all part of
the show and loves it.

430
00:20:29,881 --> 00:20:31,549
Cue applause!

431
00:20:39,766 --> 00:20:40,809
Gabe!

432
00:20:40,892 --> 00:20:42,727
Stick around for the wrap party?

433
00:20:42,811 --> 00:20:44,687
We got mini-quiches.

434
00:20:44,771 --> 00:20:46,606
Don't speak to me, Mabel.

435
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:48,983
You've made a mockery
of my art form.

436
00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:50,318
Let's go, my loves.

437
00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:55,073
Did he just make out
with his puppets?

438
00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:57,700
I might have dodged
a bullet there.

439
00:21:00,578 --> 00:21:01,579
Oof!

440
00:21:01,663 --> 00:21:03,581
Mabel, I'm sorry about all this.

441
00:21:03,665 --> 00:21:05,583
It's my fault your
puppets got ruined.

442
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,335
Well, one of them survived.

443
00:21:07,418 --> 00:21:09,212
And she has something
to say to you.

444
00:21:09,295 --> 00:21:11,422
I'm sorry, Dipper.

445
00:21:11,506 --> 00:21:14,884
I spent all week
obsessing over a dumb guy.

446
00:21:14,968 --> 00:21:18,513
But the dumb guy I should
have cared about was you.

447
00:21:18,596 --> 00:21:19,582
Bah!

448
00:21:19,597 --> 00:21:21,349
Mystery Twins?

449
00:21:21,432 --> 00:21:22,892
Mystery Twins.

450
00:21:22,976 --> 00:21:24,310
Ow!

451
00:21:24,394 --> 00:21:26,145
What did Bill do to my hand?

452
00:21:26,229 --> 00:21:27,229
Aah!

453
00:21:27,272 --> 00:21:28,898
Nothing a little
sleep can't fix.

454
00:21:28,982 --> 00:21:32,110
Come on, bro bro, let's go home.

455
00:21:32,193 --> 00:21:33,753
Seriously,
I need to go to the hospital.

456
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:35,363
Hey, Dipper.

457
00:21:35,446 --> 00:21:38,825
What did one sock puppet say
to the other sock puppet?

458
00:21:38,908 --> 00:21:40,994
I don't know, Mabel. What?

459
00:21:41,077 --> 00:21:43,788
You look like you
could use a hand.

460
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,919
That joke was really something.

461
00:21:50,003 --> 00:21:52,213
Yeah, something terrible.

