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La la la la la la la— ahh!

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Braces, braces
caught in the screen door!

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Someone dictate my will!
I'm giving it all to waddles!

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Say "ah," girl-dude.

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Ahh-uh!

6
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Soos!
You saved me!

7
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Just doing my job, hambone!

8
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I'll see you dudes tomorrow!

9
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Bye, Soos!

10
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Night, Soos!

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Night, Soos!

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Doo doo doo...

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Walking to my car...

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You ever wonder what Soos does

15
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when he's not here
at the mystery shack?

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- No.
- Not really.

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Not once ever.

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Punch!

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Punch those leopards.

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Ooh, highlights are done!

21
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You are gonna make
the other grandmas

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at the bingo hall so jealous.

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Just a minute, mijo.

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Look at this.

25
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Your cousin Reggie is having an
engagement party next month.

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Wait, wait.
Reggie is engaged?

27
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But he's like
the poor man's Soos!

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I do not want to pressure you,
but you are a man now.

29
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In a way, it's time for you
to start meeting girls.

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I would like to see you settled

31
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before I ascend to heaven
and live with the angels.

32
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And with grandpa!

33
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No, he is not there.

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Please find a girl to bring
to Reggie's engagement.

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For abuelita.

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No problem!

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I'm great at fixing stuff,
playing video games,

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having a sort-of moustache.

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I could totally
get a date in a week.

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Totally.

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Piece of cake.

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You're dead.

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I'm dead.

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Sync & corrections by XhmikosR
www.addic7ed.com

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Please don't let my horrible,
elderly face frighten you!

46
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Don't you want to use that nickel
to get a nugget from old Goldie?

47
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Watch this!

48
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Okay, seriously, Mr. Pines,
it's time to throw that thing out.

49
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Its face reminds everyone
of the inevitability of death.

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What?

51
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Sure, he's a little rusty
around the edges,

52
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but old Goldie's
a classic show-stopper like me!

53
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Oh, kill it!

54
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Kill it!

55
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Huh, a woman!

56
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All right, Soos,
you could do this.

57
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Just use your mouth to say words
that makes romance happen.

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Your face is good.

59
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I'm a Soos!

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Soos?
What was that all about?

61
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I— I think I was flirting!

62
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But I'm not sure.

63
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Did someone say flirting?

64
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Well, I sort of
promised my grandma

65
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I'd get a date
by the end of the week.

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But I've never actually
been on a date before.

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You belong on me,
out of order sign.

68
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Finally, my prayers
for a chance

69
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to match-make this summer
have been answered!

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Soos, a little advice:
you need to get rich.

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Or lie about being rich.

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Outside of that,
I don't like your chances.

73
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Don't listen to Stan, dude.

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You're a sweet guy with a
steady job and a pickup truck.

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Would you date him?

76
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Oh...
Would you look at that...

77
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Soos, you help us so much,
it's time we help you, dude.

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We're gonna get you that date.

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We're taking you where romance
lives and fashion styles die.

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To the mall!

81
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I'm gonna go find a replacement
for old Goldie.

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Babysit Soos while I'm gone.

83
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All right, Soos,

84
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are you ready to explode
a charm bomb

85
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on these poor,
unsuspecting ladies?

86
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Ah, but what if
I embarrass myself again?

87
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Ah, you can't be any worse
at this than Dipper.

88
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Yeah!
Wait... What?

89
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And flirt!

90
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Eye contact!

91
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Hey there! I'm not scared
of your eyes at all!

92
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I'm gonna look at them!

93
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Eye contact.

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Conversation!

95
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You know I've actually
been in a pig's body.

96
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Did you know pigs have a
hard time walking backwards?

97
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Not you though!
Not that I'm calling you a pig.

98
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Where are you going?

99
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Confidence!

100
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So you're probably a girl,
right?

101
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Wrong?

102
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No, I was right
the first time.

103
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Wrong?

104
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Tossing away garbage
in the garbage can, whew!

105
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Ah, don't look at me like that!

106
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This is how it's got to be!

107
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What in the—

108
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What is this living nightmare?

109
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Why do kids love it so much?

110
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Who wants to get badgered?

111
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Oh, yeah,
that's Will E. Badger.

112
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He opens for Hoo-ha
and the Jamboree.

113
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It's Will E. Badger.
I love you, Will E.

114
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Now, give me your money!

115
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Take my money!
Take it all!

116
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Oh!

117
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Sir, I would like
to buy that badger.

118
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You're in over your head,
gramps!

119
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Animatronics is
a young man's game!

120
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You couldn't handle the hardcore
life of the pizza robot manager.

121
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Huh.

122
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Flinched!

123
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Hey, you, barfing in the ball pit,
Gary's on the case!

124
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I'm gonna get that badger!

125
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Don't worry, Soos.

126
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You will find the right girl,
you just need to stick with it.

127
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Ah, could this day
get any worse?

128
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Oh, no, cousin Reggie!

129
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Feel it, it's muscle.

130
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He can't see me like this!

131
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I got to hide!

132
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This is it, Soos.
A lifetime of loneliness.

133
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You're the only ones
who could love me...

134
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Fighty Hogg,
Dr. Punch Head MD.

135
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Huh.

136
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Never seen that one before.

137
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"Virtually improve
your dating skills,

138
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9 out of 10 basement dwellers
recommend!"

139
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This is perfect!

140
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Well, I guess you are better
at games than at flirting.

141
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Anything to get you
out there, Soos!

142
00:07:03,602 --> 00:07:05,804
I'm not sure you want
to buy that game, sir.

143
00:07:05,855 --> 00:07:07,855
This is the third time
someone's brought that back.

144
00:07:07,857 --> 00:07:11,476
And there's a note on it
that says destroy at all costs.

145
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So, hey, there.
What's your deal?

146
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Like the—
oh, she's dead.

147
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We'll take our chances.

148
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Man, I can't wait
for the year 2000.

149
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Uh— start!

150
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When the cherry petals of magic
romance academy are in bloom...

151
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Anthyding can hadplen.

152
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That is so true.

153
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Oh, hi there.

154
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My name is Giffany,

155
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I'm a school girl
at school university,

156
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will you help me
carry my books?

157
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I'm really feeling
number two here.

158
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Click!

159
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Ah.
I messed up.

160
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That's okay.

161
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Try again.

162
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Wow!
I'm learning.

163
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And games are making it fun.

164
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What would you like
to talk about?

165
00:08:02,778 --> 00:08:04,996
I'd rather just
click your face.

166
00:08:07,366 --> 00:08:08,666
You are so funny!

167
00:08:08,701 --> 00:08:10,452
Man, this game is amazing.

168
00:08:10,503 --> 00:08:12,337
I don't know
why anyone abandoned it.

169
00:08:12,371 --> 00:08:15,707
And I'm sure, you'll never
abandon me, new boy friend.

170
00:08:15,758 --> 00:08:16,708
Boy friend?

171
00:08:16,759 --> 00:08:20,462
Oh, my Giffany, it's almost
like you're actually alive!

172
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Yes, almost.

173
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Oh, man, you have
such a nice laugh.

174
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You don't understand, Wendy.

175
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This animatronic badger sings,
it dances.

176
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It's the perfect
money taking attraction

177
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but he won't sell it to me.

178
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This is literally too dumb
for me to care about.

179
00:08:41,778 --> 00:08:43,661
Hey, have you guys seen Soos?

180
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We're supposed to help him
with matchmaking today.

181
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Yeah! I wore my motivational
sweater and everything.

182
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I messed up that part.

183
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He didn't come in today.

184
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It's the first time
he's missed work ever.

185
00:08:59,712 --> 00:09:02,630
So that's basically
my entire life story.

186
00:09:02,632 --> 00:09:04,549
Now you tell me
a thing about you.

187
00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:08,303
Every time you compliment me,
I get another highlight in my eyes.

188
00:09:08,305 --> 00:09:09,521
Ah, you're pretty.

189
00:09:09,555 --> 00:09:11,439
And pixelly.

190
00:09:11,474 --> 00:09:12,474
And so agreeable.

191
00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:15,777
Yes.

192
00:09:15,811 --> 00:09:17,479
Uh, Soos.

193
00:09:17,481 --> 00:09:19,314
Oh, hi, dudes, come in.

194
00:09:19,316 --> 00:09:20,482
This game is amazing.

195
00:09:20,484 --> 00:09:22,784
I'm making eye contact,
going on dates

196
00:09:22,818 --> 00:09:26,621
and I haven't seen any natural
sunlight for 13 hours.

197
00:09:26,655 --> 00:09:30,708
Soos, maybe it's time to apply
these skills with real girls.

198
00:09:30,743 --> 00:09:32,627
But, I'm about to meet her
parents!

199
00:09:32,661 --> 00:09:35,797
Her dad is an octopus man.

200
00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:39,584
We're going back
to the mall, man.

201
00:09:39,635 --> 00:09:41,386
You need to unplug!

202
00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:43,505
I'll see you later, Giffany.

203
00:09:43,507 --> 00:09:45,557
I'll be back, I swear.

204
00:09:45,591 --> 00:09:47,592
Soos, you don't have
to wish her goodbye.

205
00:09:47,643 --> 00:09:49,344
It's just a game!

206
00:09:49,395 --> 00:09:51,396
It's not like
it's going anywhere.

207
00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:55,433
Yes, it's not like
I'm going anywhere.

208
00:10:00,523 --> 00:10:02,357
Hello?

209
00:10:02,408 --> 00:10:04,359
Time to read Soos's diary.

210
00:10:06,529 --> 00:10:07,579
Dang!

211
00:10:07,613 --> 00:10:09,364
Where all of them
sweet honeys at?

212
00:10:09,415 --> 00:10:11,499
I'll check
the ladies bathroom!

213
00:10:11,534 --> 00:10:12,700
It's love time, girls!

214
00:10:12,751 --> 00:10:13,751
Get out there!

215
00:10:13,786 --> 00:10:15,503
No time to wash your hands!

216
00:10:15,538 --> 00:10:16,671
Get out of here.

217
00:10:16,705 --> 00:10:18,756
It's time to date, date, date.

218
00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:20,592
And here comes security.

219
00:10:20,626 --> 00:10:21,843
I'll deal with this.

220
00:10:21,877 --> 00:10:23,845
Stay here and practice
on some real girls.

221
00:10:29,635 --> 00:10:31,553
These girls have
so many dimensions

222
00:10:31,555 --> 00:10:33,771
and no explanationy menus.

223
00:10:33,806 --> 00:10:35,690
Ah, my purse.

224
00:10:35,724 --> 00:10:36,691
Oh, no!

225
00:10:36,725 --> 00:10:37,859
Undo! Undo!

226
00:10:37,893 --> 00:10:40,862
You can't undo who you are.

227
00:10:45,568 --> 00:10:47,535
Oh, man, this is the worst.

228
00:10:47,570 --> 00:10:48,786
I wish I was back home with...

229
00:10:48,821 --> 00:10:50,572
Hi, Soos.

230
00:10:50,574 --> 00:10:51,789
Giffany!

231
00:10:51,824 --> 00:10:53,875
Oh, man, I am so relieved
to see you!

232
00:10:53,909 --> 00:10:55,793
Although, sort of confused.

233
00:10:55,828 --> 00:10:59,581
Oh, Soos,
I am not an ordinary game!

234
00:10:59,632 --> 00:11:02,417
I am special.

235
00:11:02,468 --> 00:11:05,720
The programmers
tried to delete me.

236
00:11:05,754 --> 00:11:08,423
So I had to delete them.

237
00:11:10,843 --> 00:11:12,644
What did you do to them?

238
00:11:12,678 --> 00:11:14,429
That's not important.

239
00:11:14,431 --> 00:11:15,763
What's important is

240
00:11:15,814 --> 00:11:18,600
you don't have to talk
to real girls ever again.

241
00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:20,401
You and me can be together...

242
00:11:20,436 --> 00:11:23,588
Forever!

243
00:11:23,739 --> 00:11:24,772
Wow, that's awesome!

244
00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:26,441
Sort of a red flag.

245
00:11:26,443 --> 00:11:27,609
But mostly awesome!

246
00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:29,444
So what do you want to do now?

247
00:11:29,446 --> 00:11:31,496
Anything you want, Soos.

248
00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:34,749
Choo-choo.

249
00:11:37,786 --> 00:11:40,588
Please insert
50 cents to continue.

250
00:11:40,623 --> 00:11:43,374
Aw, man!

251
00:11:43,425 --> 00:11:45,627
Oh, I'm sorry.

252
00:11:45,629 --> 00:11:47,712
Dude, that's awesome
that you're a grown man

253
00:11:47,763 --> 00:11:49,514
riding a little train
like that.

254
00:11:49,548 --> 00:11:51,766
- You're totally like owning it.
- Huh?

255
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,386
Oh, yeah, I'm like,
if it's fun, do it.

256
00:11:55,437 --> 00:11:57,472
- You know?
- Exactly!

257
00:11:57,523 --> 00:11:58,806
Being an adult is the worst!

258
00:11:58,857 --> 00:12:01,643
Skewering meat,
remembering to pay bills.

259
00:12:01,645 --> 00:12:03,645
I just want to ride
tiny trains all day.

260
00:12:03,647 --> 00:12:05,647
At least you get to work
at Meat Cute,

261
00:12:05,698 --> 00:12:07,815
extreme lunch meats
are the food of the future.

262
00:12:07,817 --> 00:12:09,567
I feel the same way.

263
00:12:09,618 --> 00:12:11,819
- I'm Melody by the way.
- I'm Soos!

264
00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:13,821
I tell you,
if you like robots for kids,

265
00:12:13,823 --> 00:12:16,324
you should check out the
best restaurant of all time.

266
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:17,375
You mean...

267
00:12:17,426 --> 00:12:19,661
Hoo-ha owl's
pizzamatronic jamboree.

268
00:12:19,663 --> 00:12:20,745
What?

269
00:12:20,796 --> 00:12:22,413
You've heard of Hoo-ha owl's?

270
00:12:22,464 --> 00:12:24,332
I loved that place
when I was a kid!

271
00:12:24,383 --> 00:12:25,717
Oh, yeah, dude,
there's one right in this mall!

272
00:12:25,751 --> 00:12:27,502
I should show you sometime.

273
00:12:27,553 --> 00:12:29,387
I'm free around eight?

274
00:12:29,421 --> 00:12:30,471
Boom.
Done.

275
00:12:30,506 --> 00:12:31,556
Perfect.

276
00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:32,840
I'll see you then.

277
00:12:39,815 --> 00:12:41,516
What a nice lady.

278
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:43,768
Well, back to riding this
tiny train for children.

279
00:12:45,654 --> 00:12:46,688
Soos!

280
00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:49,857
We saw the whole thing, Soos.
That was amazing!

281
00:12:49,859 --> 00:12:51,659
You talked to a real girl.

282
00:12:51,694 --> 00:12:53,494
- And you got a date!
- I did?

283
00:12:53,529 --> 00:12:54,612
Ah!
Ah!

284
00:12:54,663 --> 00:12:56,748
This is the best day of my life!

285
00:12:56,782 --> 00:12:58,783
You were in the zone,
you made eye contact.

286
00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:01,536
It was like you'd done this
a million times before!

287
00:13:01,587 --> 00:13:02,587
Don't you see?

288
00:13:02,621 --> 00:13:03,705
That game really worked!

289
00:13:03,756 --> 00:13:05,340
You don't need it anymore!

290
00:13:05,374 --> 00:13:07,542
- You can toss it out!
- Toss it?

291
00:13:07,593 --> 00:13:10,345
But I like Giffany!
She's good to me!

292
00:13:10,379 --> 00:13:11,512
She's predictable!

293
00:13:11,547 --> 00:13:15,717
Soos, can a computer game go to
Reggie's engagement party with you?

294
00:13:15,768 --> 00:13:17,518
Uh...

295
00:13:17,553 --> 00:13:20,438
Hey, Giffany, we got to talk.

296
00:13:20,472 --> 00:13:23,725
Of course, I'm programmed to find
everything you say interesting.

297
00:13:23,776 --> 00:13:26,811
Well, have you ever had to choose
between two things you like,

298
00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:28,563
but you don't know
which one is right for you?

299
00:13:28,614 --> 00:13:31,449
I mean,
I'm just thinking long term.

300
00:13:31,483 --> 00:13:35,703
Maybe I should be with someone a
little less beep-boop, you know.

301
00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:37,405
I don't think you know
what you are saying, Soos.

302
00:13:37,407 --> 00:13:38,740
No one loves you more than me.

303
00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:40,792
The girls out there
will just make fun of you.

304
00:13:40,826 --> 00:13:42,627
You really think so?

305
00:13:42,661 --> 00:13:43,745
I know so.

306
00:13:43,747 --> 00:13:45,580
Besides, we had a deal.

307
00:13:45,631 --> 00:13:49,417
You bought my game, you held my
books, you are my boyfriend.

308
00:13:49,468 --> 00:13:50,802
Now sit down in that chair.

309
00:13:50,836 --> 00:13:52,754
I don't think I like the way
you are acting.

310
00:13:52,805 --> 00:13:55,506
I won't let another girl
take you away from me, Soos!

311
00:13:55,557 --> 00:13:56,758
Giffany, calm down.

312
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,559
You are mine, Soos!

313
00:13:58,594 --> 00:13:59,594
Pause.

314
00:14:03,432 --> 00:14:05,433
Oh, that got intense.

315
00:14:05,435 --> 00:14:06,517
I'm sorry, Giffany.

316
00:14:06,568 --> 00:14:10,355
Maybe having a cursed robo
girlfriend wasn't a good idea.

317
00:14:10,406 --> 00:14:11,873
I'm taking you back
to the video game store

318
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,458
after my date with Melody.

319
00:14:24,092 --> 00:14:25,392
Hello, old friends.

320
00:14:25,426 --> 00:14:27,461
I've got to be careful
this time.

321
00:14:27,463 --> 00:14:29,463
No more Colombian nights.

322
00:14:29,514 --> 00:14:33,433
All right, Stan, this is weird
even for you, you need to talk?

323
00:14:33,468 --> 00:14:35,469
Nothing you could say
will change my mind, Wendy.

324
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:39,139
Sometimes, a man has to steal
an animatronic badger

325
00:14:39,141 --> 00:14:41,391
to stay in this crazy game
called life.

326
00:14:41,442 --> 00:14:43,310
Or you could just not care.

327
00:14:43,361 --> 00:14:45,062
It's about the principle.

328
00:14:45,113 --> 00:14:47,280
No one tells Stan Pines
he is out of the game.

329
00:14:47,315 --> 00:14:48,398
No one tells—

330
00:14:50,368 --> 00:14:52,285
I'll get your
orthopedic back pillow.

331
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,320
Thank you!

332
00:14:54,322 --> 00:14:56,089
You can do this, Soos.

333
00:14:56,124 --> 00:14:58,241
Just remember
what your love crew taught you!

334
00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:00,327
- How does she look?
- Nice!

335
00:15:00,378 --> 00:15:02,996
- What are her stories?
- Interesting!

336
00:15:02,998 --> 00:15:06,133
- And who's gonna pay for dinner?
- Soos is!

337
00:15:06,135 --> 00:15:08,468
Now date!

338
00:15:10,339 --> 00:15:12,355
They grow up so fast.

339
00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:14,274
Itchy legs, itchy legs.

340
00:15:14,308 --> 00:15:15,342
Oh, hi, Soos.

341
00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:16,476
Melody!

342
00:15:16,511 --> 00:15:21,348
Are you ready
for a date with me?

343
00:15:23,185 --> 00:15:24,351
I totally am.

344
00:15:27,188 --> 00:15:28,188
Good show, man.

345
00:15:28,239 --> 00:15:29,489
Way to warm them up!

346
00:15:29,524 --> 00:15:31,191
I wish I was more like you.

347
00:15:36,164 --> 00:15:37,280
Man, I could go for some

348
00:15:37,331 --> 00:15:40,333
complimentary bread
sticks right now.

349
00:15:40,368 --> 00:15:42,169
One time I was so hungry

350
00:15:42,203 --> 00:15:45,372
I ate the decorational bamboo
in a Chinese restaurant.

351
00:15:45,374 --> 00:15:47,457
Like a big old panda.

352
00:15:49,343 --> 00:15:51,094
You're hilarious.

353
00:15:51,129 --> 00:15:55,382
Well, you know, I just sort of
say whatever pops into my—

354
00:16:03,057 --> 00:16:04,191
Soos, are you okay?

355
00:16:04,225 --> 00:16:06,193
- No, I'm fine.
- Everything's fine.

356
00:16:06,227 --> 00:16:07,227
Are you sure?

357
00:16:07,278 --> 00:16:09,062
You are spitting an awful lot.

358
00:16:10,198 --> 00:16:12,149
Uh, could you sit tight?

359
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,234
I have go to the bathroom
for a long time.

360
00:16:14,285 --> 00:16:16,203
Not in a weird way.

361
00:16:17,972 --> 00:16:19,456
Soos!
What are you doing out there?

362
00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:22,075
I got a big problem, guys,
I am being stalked by Giffany.

363
00:16:22,126 --> 00:16:23,243
Giffany?

364
00:16:23,294 --> 00:16:25,078
Or maybe
it's pronounced Giffany.

365
00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:27,464
- I was never really sure.
- Soos, get a grip on yourself.

366
00:16:27,498 --> 00:16:30,300
Giffany can't stalk you
because she is not real.

367
00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:36,473
Uh-oh.

368
00:16:36,507 --> 00:16:38,258
Take it from someone
who brought

369
00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:40,477
an arcade game to life.
This will not end well.

370
00:16:40,511 --> 00:16:43,396
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure
she is stuck on TV screens.

371
00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:49,402
Ah, a new challenger approaches,
prepare to be—

372
00:16:53,274 --> 00:16:55,108
Oh, boy.

373
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:57,244
So hey! Anyway, you want to move
this date into the forest

374
00:16:57,278 --> 00:16:59,196
far away from all electronics
and people?

375
00:16:59,247 --> 00:17:01,948
What? But the floor show's
about to start!

376
00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:13,376
Who wants to hear
Hoo-ha the owl!

377
00:17:18,049 --> 00:17:21,268
Hello, friends,
Hoo-ha the owl is dead.

378
00:17:24,021 --> 00:17:27,224
This next song goes out to my
forever boyfriend, Soos.

379
00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:30,143
- Soos, what's going on?
- No time to explain!

380
00:17:30,145 --> 00:17:31,494
We got to get out of here!

381
00:17:34,232 --> 00:17:37,484
The only way out, Soos,
is in my arms.

382
00:17:37,486 --> 00:17:39,069
Capture them!

383
00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:46,493
Done!

384
00:17:46,495 --> 00:17:48,295
Out with the old,
in with the new!

385
00:17:48,329 --> 00:17:50,080
I feel invincible.

386
00:17:51,165 --> 00:17:52,165
Ah!

387
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,416
What—
what the—

388
00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:57,470
Who wants to get badgered?

389
00:18:00,341 --> 00:18:02,142
Sorry, Soos.

390
00:18:02,176 --> 00:18:05,312
But you can't run away
from our relationship.

391
00:18:12,069 --> 00:18:13,186
So about all this,

392
00:18:13,237 --> 00:18:15,021
I may have purchased
a dating simulator

393
00:18:15,072 --> 00:18:17,023
that attained sentience
and went crazy.

394
00:18:17,074 --> 00:18:18,191
Oh, I am crazy.

395
00:18:18,276 --> 00:18:21,077
Crazy for you, Soos.

396
00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:23,196
Ah!

397
00:18:23,247 --> 00:18:24,447
Oh, no.

398
00:18:24,498 --> 00:18:26,366
Oh, I'm so sorry, Melody!
I'll fix this!

399
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,201
It's me that she wants.

400
00:18:28,252 --> 00:18:30,412
I'll distract her while
Dipper and Mabel keep you safe.

401
00:18:30,421 --> 00:18:32,255
It's the only way.

402
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:34,124
Soos, these are children.

403
00:18:34,175 --> 00:18:36,209
The only way!

404
00:18:38,129 --> 00:18:40,096
- Over here, Giffany!
- Stop!

405
00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:47,020
On three, we split.

406
00:18:47,054 --> 00:18:48,855
One, two-

407
00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:53,360
Stay back, you monster!

408
00:18:53,394 --> 00:18:55,111
Ah!

409
00:19:04,205 --> 00:19:07,040
Yes, yes, get him, Goldie,
get him.

410
00:19:13,414 --> 00:19:16,049
I'm gonna eat your face
like pizza.

411
00:19:27,011 --> 00:19:31,231
I have got you surrounded, Soos.
There is no way out.

412
00:19:31,265 --> 00:19:33,066
Please, let my friends go.

413
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,101
I'll do anything you want.
I promise.

414
00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:40,440
I seem to remember someone
promising he will be my boyfriend.

415
00:19:40,491 --> 00:19:46,329
Think about it, real girls are
unpredictable, they judge you.

416
00:19:46,364 --> 00:19:49,332
You really think Melody
is going to take you back

417
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:51,451
after this awful date?

418
00:19:54,171 --> 00:19:56,456
I can download your brain
into the game with me

419
00:19:56,507 --> 00:19:59,209
and we will be together
forever.

420
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,210
Ah!

421
00:20:02,129 --> 00:20:03,046
Stay back.

422
00:20:03,097 --> 00:20:04,214
Come on, Soos.

423
00:20:04,265 --> 00:20:07,467
Don't make me
to leave you, too.

424
00:20:07,469 --> 00:20:09,135
What do you say?

425
00:20:10,187 --> 00:20:12,355
I say, game over, Giffany!

426
00:20:14,225 --> 00:20:15,191
No!
Wait!

427
00:20:35,546 --> 00:20:37,046
You did it!

428
00:20:37,081 --> 00:20:39,416
You old, beautiful monster!
You did it!

429
00:20:39,467 --> 00:20:41,384
How's about you and me
hit the town?

430
00:20:41,419 --> 00:20:44,170
These old has-beens
are going to Vegas!

431
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:51,094
I'm sorry for all this.

432
00:20:51,145 --> 00:20:54,097
I honestly remember this place being
a lot more fun when I was a kid.

433
00:20:54,148 --> 00:20:56,266
Believe it or not,
I've been on worse dates.

434
00:20:56,317 --> 00:20:58,401
- Really?
- Never date a magician.

435
00:20:58,436 --> 00:21:01,070
Ew!
Why would I?

436
00:21:01,105 --> 00:21:03,072
Oh, hey, you wouldn't maybe
be interested

437
00:21:03,107 --> 00:21:05,325
in coming to my cousin's
engagement party in a week?

438
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:08,194
I promise there is like
zero robot badgers.

439
00:21:08,245 --> 00:21:10,363
Yeah, I'll still be
in town then.

440
00:21:10,365 --> 00:21:12,198
Still be in town?

441
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,250
I'm going back home to Portland
in a few weeks

442
00:21:14,285 --> 00:21:17,036
but we can video chat,
if that's okay with you?

443
00:21:17,038 --> 00:21:20,206
A relationship with a girl that I
can only see through my computer,

444
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:23,042
sounds perfect.

445
00:21:23,044 --> 00:21:26,179
Spirit of love, we did it.

446
00:21:26,213 --> 00:21:28,431
Yes, yes, I'm so happy.

447
00:21:28,466 --> 00:21:30,517
Have you been
following us all day?

448
00:21:30,551 --> 00:21:33,219
Soos's life is my soap opera.

449
00:21:33,270 --> 00:21:37,270
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