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Well, hello there, traveler.

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I see your car broke down
on this lonesome country road,

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a place so remote that no one
can hear your screams!

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Pretend I didn't say that.

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Come in, come in,
but be warned,

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if you enter you may be
subjected to my tales.

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Tales designed
to sell my merchandise!

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Sorry, I was thinking of
something funny I heard earlier.

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Sync & corrections by XhmikosR
www.addic7ed.com

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You've come to
the Mystery Shack after-hours,

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a time when only our creepiest

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and most cursed
objects are for sale,

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like that thing there!

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No, not a fan?
Too many orifices?

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All right, I can tell
what you're looking for

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is this disembodied hand.

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Why is it so expensive?

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Well, that's quite a tale

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and it's called Hands Off!

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No, seriously, hands off,
that's not for sale.

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All right.

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Hands Off!

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Swap meet!
Swap meet! Swap meet!

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Look at all these
priceless treasures.

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Bobbly-heads!

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They agree with
everything I say.

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Professor glasses!

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They make me look
like a genius.

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Look at these faux-gold beauties.
They're mob-boss quality.

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All right, kids, prepare to watch
the delicate art of the deal.

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Hey, hag-face!
How much for the junk watches?

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They are not for sale.

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Not for you, Stan Pines!

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The wind whispers your name!

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Shh...
Shush, you guys.

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All right, I get it,
you're creepy.

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Anyway, less talky,
more watchy!

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Get your hands off my watch!

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Ugh!

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Yeesh!
Freak show.

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Wow, someone needs to work
on their social skills.

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And their observation skills.

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Boom!

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Good job, heisting hands.
Mwah, mwah.

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Grunkle Stan, are you seriously
shoplifting from a witch?

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That sounded like a curse.

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"That sounded
like a curse!"

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Hey, anyone want
to buy a wet blanket?

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We got a wet blanket for sale!

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I can't survive
in this market.

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Ha, curse.

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Yeah, right.

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Ah!

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Wait, is this curse ugly
or normal ugly?

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Looks like
I got off scot-free.

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All right, kiddos,
breakfast time.

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Prepare your mouths for—

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Whoa! Whoa-ah!
No hands!

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Grunkle Stan,
what happened to your hands?

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So I might have
got cursed a little,

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but the watch
looks nice, right?

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Foolish man, thieving hands
find wicked face!

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You must return
what isn't yours...

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That's better.

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I told you, Grunkle Stan,

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you got to give that
watch back and apologize.

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What?

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That old crone
should apologize to me

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for denying my right
to buy cheap junk.

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I don't need hands,
I've got self respect.

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Mabel, sweetie, will you
make your uncle some hands?

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La-la-la.
Hands makeover!

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Say hello to your "new hands"!
In quotes.

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Nice work, kid.

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See, hands are overrated.

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I'm ready to take on the day!

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Ma'am.

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Hey, Mr. Pines.

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Should we play toss me
a dozen eggs like we always do?

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No, Jimmy, wait!
Not today!

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Not today!

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Let's find that witch.

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According
to the swap meet pamphlet,

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the hand witch lives
in a horrible hand witch lair

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on Hand Witch Mountain.

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Stop saying hand witch!

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Grunkle Stan, did you
just tap my shoulder?

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Kid, I can't tap anything.

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Guys, can you stop tapping
both my shoulders?

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Hands!
Lots of hands!

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Look at this touching scene.

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Up top!

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You guys, you guys get me.

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All right, you horrible wench,
you got me.

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Stealing is wrong,
etcetera, take it.

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Now can I have my hands back?

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I have a certain gesture
I'd like to share with you.

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Alas, your hands cannot
be gotten so easily.

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The spirits say, um...

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that the curse can
only be broken by a kiss!

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What?

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It's all right, kids.

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Just look away.

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A kiss on the lips!

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What? Forget it!
I'm not kissing any of that mess.

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I don't need
my hands that bad.

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Yeah, you're just
making stuff up now.

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Let's go, kids.

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No, wait!
Don't go!

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You're right, you're right.

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I was just making
all that stuff up.

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Just trying to get
something going, you know.

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So hard to meet
people these days.

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So this was all just
a ploy to get a date?

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I'm desperate, okay?

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But every time I bring
someone back here

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without keeping their hands
hostage, they just run away!

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Well, yeah, look
at this horror show.

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It's creepy even for a cave!

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You just need to redecorate.

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For example...

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A handelabra!

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Ooh, the hand witch likes.

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Then watch me work.

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Home makeover!

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Redecorate.

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Redo you.

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Change it around.

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You got to do it
to make it work.

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Okay. Time to take a look
at your fantastic new cave.

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Men will definitely
tolerate you now.

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And I left a book of pickup
lines on the end table.

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Blah!
Oh, my goodness!

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I can't believe
this is the same cave!

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Oh, my goodness!

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I just can't find the words.

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How about "Here's
your hands back"?

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Oh, right.

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Shaky, Scratchy.

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I've missed you old rascals.

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You're all right, sister.

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Will you be my boyfriend now?

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No, never.

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Well, I learned nothing.

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Back to my crippling
loneliness.

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Hey, I'm lost
in these mountains.

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Could I crash here
for the night?

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Please, come in. Uh...

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"Girl, are those space pants?

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Because your butt looks
out of this world."

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Wow.
Thanks for noticing.

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Yes!

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All right, I get it.

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You don't want the hand,
you're a savvy customer.

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But perhaps you'd be
interested in buying, um...

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this magic pig.

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Sure he doesn't look magic,

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but there
is a very interesting story

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I'm about
to make up about him,

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and it's called Abaconings!

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"The What-The-Heck-A-Hedron!

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Solve this test
of intelligence

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and your photo
could be on this box."

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Whoa. That's false advertising
I can get behind.

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Come on.

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Ugh!

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Ooh, that's a bummer.

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This is May May and The Hogg
coming at you on the AM.

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Whoa!

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Not sure we can say
that on the air.

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Don't touch that dial, truckers,
'cause The Hogg just ate it.

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Mabel, could you knock it off?

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I'm trying to solve
this intelligence puzzle,

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but it seems impossible.

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Maybe you're just
not smart enough.

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We'll see about that.

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Buried near the falls is
the legendary percepshroom.

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To increase brain power,
grind it up

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and apply to
the forehead overnight.

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Tomorrow, I own you!

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Ha-ha!

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I feel smarter already.

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The digits of pi are 3.1...

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Um...

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415926 etcetera.

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What?
Who said that?

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Mabel?

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Whoa!
Dipper, look.

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Greetings, friends.
It is I, Waddles the pig.

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- What?
- Waddles, what happened to you?

193
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Have you been possessed
by the spirit of a nerd?

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I understand my transformation
may be vexing,

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but I have prepared
a presentation.

196
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Forgive me. My pig arms
are cute and useless.

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The brain goop! You ate it
and built all this, didn't you?

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This isn't right!

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The pig goes oink.
The pig goes oink!

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Now the pig goes
wherever he can shine

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the light of knowledge into
the darkness of ignorance.

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Whoa!
What the heck-a-hedron!

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How did you do that?

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I can teach you, Dipper.
I can teach you many things.

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From the secrets
of astrophysics to the—

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00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:02,974
Hey, hey!

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00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,180
Man, I am loving
this new Waddles.

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00:11:08,215 --> 00:11:13,118
Yeah, he's, uh,
he's definitely... different.

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00:11:17,858 --> 00:11:19,891
Dude, that rocket cart
is amazing!

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00:11:19,943 --> 00:11:21,860
You and me
should go invent stuff.

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00:11:21,895 --> 00:11:24,162
Uh, Waddles,
don't you want to stay up here

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00:11:24,198 --> 00:11:26,264
and record some
morning pranks with me?

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00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,233
Mabel, this pig's got a gift.

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00:11:28,268 --> 00:11:29,901
He needs to share it
with the world.

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00:11:29,937 --> 00:11:31,236
I'm sorry, Mabel.

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00:11:31,271 --> 00:11:33,271
There is more to life than
making fart noises

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00:11:33,307 --> 00:11:35,941
and laughing
at those fart noises.

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00:11:35,976 --> 00:11:37,075
I see that now.

219
00:11:39,079 --> 00:11:43,048
Yeah, you guys
just go on without me.

220
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:50,021
Oh, my kite got
stuck in a tree.

221
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,990
I hate everything!

222
00:11:52,025 --> 00:11:53,959
I bet we could be of service.

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00:11:53,994 --> 00:11:56,161
Ah! An affront
against nature!

224
00:11:56,196 --> 00:11:57,929
Ha! Forget kites.

225
00:11:57,965 --> 00:12:00,098
Here, take this rocket pack
I invented

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00:12:00,134 --> 00:12:02,067
and explore
the heavens yourself.

227
00:12:02,102 --> 00:12:06,572
Forget that, Grenda is gonna look
at cute boys through skylights.

228
00:12:11,111 --> 00:12:13,178
I rule the sky!

229
00:12:13,213 --> 00:12:15,914
Dude, that rocket pack
we made was amazing.

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00:12:15,949 --> 00:12:18,083
Don't forget the laser gun
we made for Candy.

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00:12:19,219 --> 00:12:21,019
That's to my enemies!

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00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,824
Welcome to May May
and The Hogg AM.

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00:12:25,859 --> 00:12:27,125
Top story today,

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00:12:27,161 --> 00:12:31,229
coping with crippling loneliness
after losing my co-host.

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00:12:35,035 --> 00:12:37,102
What did that nasty goop
do to you?

236
00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:40,272
You're not happier
like this, are you?

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00:12:43,277 --> 00:12:46,178
Ha-ha. This is
your greatest invention yet.

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00:12:46,213 --> 00:12:48,880
It could solve
every problem of mankind.

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00:12:48,916 --> 00:12:53,034
And bring me many potatoes,
delicious potatoes.

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00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:56,121
Yummy yummy
for my fat little pig tummy.

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00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:58,023
What the heck is
going on here?

242
00:12:58,058 --> 00:13:01,993
Mabel, you are just in time to
behold our greatest achievement.

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00:13:02,045 --> 00:13:04,396
The smarticle accelerator!

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00:13:04,431 --> 00:13:07,799
Solving that brain puzzle
was just the tip of the iceberg.

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00:13:07,835 --> 00:13:09,835
With this, Waddles will be
able to solve

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00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,870
all the greatest puzzles
of the universe.

247
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The origin of life.
The meaning of existence.

248
00:13:15,008 --> 00:13:16,775
Why dudes have nipples.

249
00:13:18,912 --> 00:13:21,780
Soon your pig is gonna be
world famous,

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00:13:21,815 --> 00:13:24,015
meeting with scientists,
presidents.

251
00:13:24,051 --> 00:13:26,585
I wonder if I can teach him
to wear pants.

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00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:27,953
The whole world?

253
00:13:27,988 --> 00:13:31,122
But when will you have time for us?
I'm your best friend.

254
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:35,026
I'm still your friend, Mabel.
But I'm helping people now.

255
00:13:35,028 --> 00:13:36,962
But what about helping me?

256
00:13:36,997 --> 00:13:39,831
Do you really want to spend
your whole life in meetings

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00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:41,132
with dumb smart guys?

258
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:44,035
This brain junk has made you
forget who you are.

259
00:13:44,071 --> 00:13:46,071
Don't you remember us?

260
00:14:01,255 --> 00:14:02,854
It all makes sense now.

261
00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:04,823
What good is helping the world

262
00:14:04,858 --> 00:14:07,192
if I can't help my favorite
person in the world?

263
00:14:07,227 --> 00:14:09,828
It's a good thing
I built in a dum-dum switch.

264
00:14:14,134 --> 00:14:16,134
Waddles!
Waddles, don't! Wait!

265
00:14:18,138 --> 00:14:19,305
I'm sorry, Dipper.

266
00:14:19,307 --> 00:14:22,774
In my last eight seconds of
consciousness, I want you to know

267
00:14:22,809 --> 00:14:24,776
that science is a horizon
to search for,

268
00:14:24,811 --> 00:14:26,845
not a prize
to hold in your hand.

269
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,147
Also I miss getting
my tummy tickled.

270
00:14:31,885 --> 00:14:33,885
Oh, Waddles.

271
00:14:38,809 --> 00:14:40,892
No!
Our invention!

272
00:14:40,928 --> 00:14:43,228
I know what will make you
feel better.

273
00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:46,064
A simple hug
from a simple pig.

274
00:14:46,099 --> 00:14:48,166
Yeah, guess so.

275
00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:55,173
Good pig. Ugh.

276
00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,522
You know what? You're right.
Don't buy the pig.

277
00:14:58,557 --> 00:15:00,437
In fact I'm better off
leaving it with my niece.

278
00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,494
No shooting in the house,
sweetie.

279
00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:06,647
But perhaps I could interest you
in something else.

280
00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:09,650
Like these spooky movies!

281
00:15:09,702 --> 00:15:11,435
Movies are great.

282
00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:13,504
You watch the movie,
you scare the girl,

283
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,239
the girl snuggles up
next to you.

284
00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:17,974
Next thing you know, you got to
raise a kid, your life falls apart.

285
00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:19,376
Forget that last part.

286
00:15:19,412 --> 00:15:22,312
This next tale is called
Clay Day!

287
00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:28,519
You did it,
Shimmery Twinkleheart!

288
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:30,387
No, you did it, Cinnamon.

289
00:15:30,423 --> 00:15:33,424
Because you believed
in yourself.

290
00:15:33,459 --> 00:15:35,392
Everything about this is bad.

291
00:15:35,428 --> 00:15:38,295
Well, that just put me 90
minutes closer to death.

292
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,432
It's time you kids learn to
watch the classics from my day.

293
00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:42,533
Ooh, old people movies.

294
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,635
Get ready for references
we don't understand

295
00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:46,270
and words we can't repeat.

296
00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:52,576
You're no match
for Loinclothiclese.

297
00:15:52,611 --> 00:15:54,578
I've come
for the golden pants.

298
00:15:59,285 --> 00:16:00,501
Oh, no! Mabel!

299
00:16:00,536 --> 00:16:02,252
Well, your sister is broken.

300
00:16:02,288 --> 00:16:04,521
Oh, Grunkle Stan,
I should have told you before

301
00:16:04,557 --> 00:16:06,490
that Mabel
has a childhood terror

302
00:16:06,525 --> 00:16:08,559
of old-timey stop-motion
animation.

303
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,395
It's like her number one fear
since we were kids.

304
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:15,466
Come on, those hokey old
things, how scared could she be?

305
00:16:17,236 --> 00:16:20,537
The Cyclops! His face
is made of nightmares!

306
00:16:20,573 --> 00:16:22,573
Kid, it's just a movie.
It can't hurt you.

307
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:23,574
No talking.

308
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:27,277
They wait for you to talk and
then crawl inside your mouth!

309
00:16:27,313 --> 00:16:29,279
Why did you have
to show her that tape?

310
00:16:29,315 --> 00:16:31,215
There's got to be a way
to get her over this!

311
00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:35,452
Huh...

312
00:16:39,325 --> 00:16:41,591
All right, if we can just
get the director to show her

313
00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:43,760
the models are fake,
maybe she'll finally calm down.

314
00:16:43,796 --> 00:16:45,637
I don't know, dude.
According to the internet,

315
00:16:45,664 --> 00:16:48,532
special effects genius Harry Claymore
is some kind of recluse.

316
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:51,435
Man wants his privacy.
I can respect that.

317
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:55,672
Well, everyone over the fence.

318
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:58,609
You see, Mabel, those monsters
are just tiny clay figures

319
00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:01,645
moved around one frame at
a time by an antisocial shut-in.

320
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,348
Those people
are called animators.

321
00:17:05,618 --> 00:17:07,317
Hello?

322
00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:09,486
Mr. Claymore?

323
00:17:09,522 --> 00:17:11,405
We want to get a look
at your figurines.

324
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,273
We're not paparazzi.

325
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,559
Aha!

326
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:18,428
See, Mabel, it's all just
special effects.

327
00:17:18,464 --> 00:17:19,530
You can come out.

328
00:17:19,565 --> 00:17:20,564
No!

329
00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:21,565
Kid, listen to me.

330
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:25,569
For the last time, there is
nothing here to be afraid of—

331
00:17:33,412 --> 00:17:34,678
It's slowly...

332
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,215
swiping at us!

333
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,417
Let's escape by standing still!

334
00:17:40,452 --> 00:17:42,586
Oh, it didn't work!

335
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,692
Whoa!

336
00:17:57,636 --> 00:18:00,604
How is this happening?
What do they want?

337
00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:02,606
I'm afraid they want you.

338
00:18:04,627 --> 00:18:09,546
Harry Claymore, master of special
effects, circa 1970 something.

339
00:18:09,582 --> 00:18:13,417
Alas, my effects are more
special than you know.

340
00:18:13,469 --> 00:18:15,319
What? But how are
these things real?

341
00:18:15,354 --> 00:18:17,421
- What about stop motion?
- What?

342
00:18:17,456 --> 00:18:18,676
Do you really believe someone

343
00:18:18,691 --> 00:18:20,707
moves these figures
one frame at a time?

344
00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:22,359
I'm not a masochist.

345
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:25,262
I used black magic to make them
animate themselves.

346
00:18:25,297 --> 00:18:27,364
It was great at first,
but one day...

347
00:18:32,304 --> 00:18:33,570
No!

348
00:18:33,606 --> 00:18:36,206
Where's the heart?

349
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,208
Now that they were
out of work,

350
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:41,278
they went mad and enslaved me!

351
00:18:41,313 --> 00:18:44,448
And now they will turn you
into unholy beasts of clay

352
00:18:44,483 --> 00:18:46,316
to join in their mischief!

353
00:18:46,352 --> 00:18:47,851
Well, Mr. Pines,
at least you'll finally

354
00:18:47,886 --> 00:18:49,453
get to work with
your favorite director.

355
00:18:49,488 --> 00:18:52,622
And by work, I mean, suffocate
inside a big wad of clay.

356
00:18:53,559 --> 00:18:54,625
Help!

357
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:57,227
- Somebody help us!
- Help!

358
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,428
Oh, what do I do?

359
00:18:58,464 --> 00:19:01,264
How can I defeat
those monstrosities?

360
00:19:04,503 --> 00:19:07,537
Hey, I changed it into
something I like.

361
00:19:07,573 --> 00:19:10,540
Whoa.
I think I have an idea!

362
00:19:11,677 --> 00:19:14,211
Hey, one-eyed-clops!

363
00:19:14,246 --> 00:19:15,612
Yeah, I'm talking to you,
dum-dum!

364
00:19:15,648 --> 00:19:17,280
Come at me!

365
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,657
Ah!

366
00:19:26,692 --> 00:19:29,326
Wipe that face off your face.

367
00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:33,563
Oh, I've got big plans for you!

368
00:19:33,599 --> 00:19:35,465
Hey, skeleton dorks!

369
00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:38,301
It's "clayback" time!

370
00:19:38,337 --> 00:19:39,670
Whoo-hoo-hoo.

371
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,507
Dude, you conquered your fear.

372
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:47,227
That's right. Because
she believed in herself.

373
00:19:47,262 --> 00:19:48,445
Can it, Twinkleheart!

374
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,580
Just start pounding
those skeletons!

375
00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:54,685
Mabel, you did it!

376
00:19:54,687 --> 00:19:56,420
So you're not scared anymore?

377
00:19:56,455 --> 00:20:00,657
Oh, I'm scared twice as much now,
but now I know it's rational.

378
00:20:00,693 --> 00:20:03,527
Kid, I'm sorry I doubted you.
You were right.

379
00:20:03,562 --> 00:20:05,579
Stop motion is pure evil.

380
00:20:05,631 --> 00:20:07,631
And probably really expensive.

381
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,533
Incredibly expensive.

382
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,270
This is an impressive
fight though.

383
00:20:13,305 --> 00:20:14,604
I'm glad I'm facing towards it.

384
00:20:16,442 --> 00:20:17,607
Yay!

385
00:20:17,643 --> 00:20:19,276
That was the best part.

386
00:20:25,718 --> 00:20:29,519
Well, I think today we learned
that you can remold your fears.

387
00:20:29,555 --> 00:20:32,355
I'm just glad none of us
got turned into clay.

388
00:20:32,391 --> 00:20:33,423
Holy Toledo!

389
00:20:35,327 --> 00:20:37,427
Who wants to see me
change into most anything?

390
00:20:39,765 --> 00:20:43,500
I can walk through walls.
Whoa!

391
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,435
We're safe now, kids.
We're safe.

392
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:50,430
I don't get it.
You don't want the pig,

393
00:20:50,455 --> 00:20:53,183
you don't want my tapes...
What are you gonna buy?

394
00:20:53,707 --> 00:20:56,007
How about this delicious potion?

395
00:20:56,031 --> 00:20:58,331
Here, have a free sample.

396
00:21:05,255 --> 00:21:08,755
You should have bought my merch
when you had the chance, buddy.

397
00:21:08,779 --> 00:21:09,879
But that's OK.

398
00:21:09,904 --> 00:21:13,203
I'll have some new for
sale very soon...

399
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,086
And here we have our
latest attraction:

400
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,451
The legendary Cheapskate!

401
00:21:21,475 --> 00:21:22,834
I saw it blinking.

402
00:21:22,859 --> 00:21:25,199
Ha! Just an optical illusion.

403
00:21:25,223 --> 00:21:28,423
Come along, everyone.
Step right up!

404
00:21:32,047 --> 00:21:33,747
That's right, I'm a jerk.

405
00:21:33,771 --> 00:21:35,971
Hey!
Wanna play Tic-tac-toe?

406
00:21:39,395 --> 00:21:42,195
Hey! I wanted to be X's!
Let me be X's.

407
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:44,219
Trust me, just let her be X's.

408
00:21:45,334 --> 00:21:46,734
Yay!

409
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:49,458
Actually, I'm sorry.
I changed my mind.

410
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:50,782
I'll be O's.

411
00:21:51,406 --> 00:21:53,495
OK, you're gonna
hate me right now...

412
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,730
But is X's still a possibility?

413
00:21:58,854 --> 00:22:00,558
I don't think you're
playing this right...

414
00:22:00,559 --> 00:22:02,559
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