1
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D Ta dum, locking up d.

2
00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:08,025
Shoo, possum, shoo.

3
00:00:08,268 --> 00:00:10,435
Git, McGucket, git!

4
00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,268
D Ta dum, ta dum d
Good night, diner.

5
00:00:17,352 --> 00:00:18,935
Good night, trees.

6
00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:21,528
Good night, tiny men
stealing my pie.

7
00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,624
Wait. What?

8
00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:26,268
Lift with your knees.
No, your knees.

9
00:00:26,352 --> 00:00:28,852
If I go one more
hour without eating,

10
00:00:28,935 --> 00:00:31,227
I'm gonna resort to cannibalism.

11
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Ma'am.

12
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Little magic men.

13
00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:37,513
What does it mean? What do I do?

14
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Yes, hi.
I'd like to report something.

15
00:00:41,602 --> 00:00:43,185
I'm at Greasey's Diner.

16
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You won't believe
what I've witnessed.

17
00:00:45,268 --> 00:00:48,060
It's unbelievable.
It's indescribable.

18
00:00:48,143 --> 00:00:49,852
It's…

19
00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,977
It is unseen.

20
00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,352
Well, back to pie.

21
00:01:01,810 --> 00:01:03,727
I was this close
to eating you, Steve.

22
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All right, author, who are you?

23
00:01:51,602 --> 00:01:54,185
Who are…

24
00:01:54,268 --> 00:01:55,508
Bleccch!

25
00:01:55,768 --> 00:01:56,926
Not again.

26
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Hey, bro-bro, look what I got.

27
00:02:01,018 --> 00:02:02,848
Yay, a filthy green bottle.

28
00:02:03,102 --> 00:02:06,268
It's a bottle message
from Mermando, remember?

29
00:02:06,518 --> 00:02:09,310
He was part fish,
part shirtless guy.

30
00:02:09,393 --> 00:02:11,732
What if he wants
to get back together?

31
00:02:11,977 --> 00:02:14,185
I wouldn't get
your hopes up, Mabel.

32
00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:16,654
Too late. Hopes are way, way up!

33
00:02:21,352 --> 00:02:24,435
"Dear Mabel…" So far so good.

34
00:02:24,518 --> 00:02:26,060
"It is with a heavy heart…"

35
00:02:26,143 --> 00:02:27,581
So far, so good.

36
00:02:27,852 --> 00:02:31,335
"That I must inform you,
I'm getting married"?

37
00:02:31,602 --> 00:02:32,837
And there it is.

38
00:02:33,102 --> 00:02:35,643
"In order to prevent
an undersea civil war,

39
00:02:35,727 --> 00:02:39,060
arranged wedding,
Queen Of The Manatees…"

40
00:02:39,143 --> 00:02:40,928
And she's so beautiful.

41
00:02:41,185 --> 00:02:42,930
This can't be happening.

42
00:02:43,185 --> 00:02:45,977
Oh, Mabel, you'll
get over him eventually.

43
00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:47,268
You don't understand, Dipper.

44
00:02:47,518 --> 00:02:51,268
On my first day here,
I made this page for summer romances.

45
00:02:51,352 --> 00:02:52,356
Look at my luck.

46
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Turned out to be gnomes,
child psycho,

47
00:02:55,268 --> 00:02:57,236
made out with his own hands.

48
00:02:57,602 --> 00:02:59,280
And now…

49
00:02:59,518 --> 00:03:02,199
I wish I could just
forget about them forever.

50
00:03:02,435 --> 00:03:04,393
Hey, if it's any consolation,

51
00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:06,277
my summer mission
isn't a huge success either.

52
00:03:06,393 --> 00:03:08,768
I'm still trying to find
the author of this journal.

53
00:03:08,852 --> 00:03:10,124
With his laptop smashed,

54
00:03:10,393 --> 00:03:12,376
I've lost any lead
in finding him.

55
00:03:12,602 --> 00:03:14,402
Wait a minute. Dipper, look!

56
00:03:14,552 --> 00:03:16,797
- Through your bottle?
- Just do it.

57
00:03:19,768 --> 00:03:21,385
"McGucket Labs."

58
00:03:21,643 --> 00:03:23,137
Wait. Old Man McGucket?

59
00:03:23,393 --> 00:03:25,055
Dipper, you don't think…

60
00:03:25,310 --> 00:03:26,640
Couldn't be.

61
00:03:26,893 --> 00:03:29,977
Doesn't make any sense, unless…

62
00:03:30,227 --> 00:03:31,393
This matches with this.

63
00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:32,694
This goes over here.

64
00:03:32,769 --> 00:03:35,435
And then the name…
So that would mean.

65
00:03:35,518 --> 00:03:37,735
Old Man McGucket
wrote the journal?

66
00:03:49,268 --> 00:03:51,957
Ugh! I can't get
that terrible song out of my head.

67
00:03:52,227 --> 00:03:54,768
You mean "Straight Blanchin'"
by Li'I Big Dawg?

68
00:03:54,852 --> 00:03:56,119
It's the catchiest
song of the summer.

69
00:03:56,143 --> 00:03:57,852
What is "blanchin'?"

70
00:03:57,935 --> 00:03:59,548
Rappers can't just
make up words.

71
00:03:59,810 --> 00:04:01,393
Rappers are visionaries, Wendy.

72
00:04:01,477 --> 00:04:02,977
If they told me
to eat my own pants,

73
00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:05,018
I would do it.

74
00:04:07,102 --> 00:04:09,225
I guess I have no choice.

75
00:04:09,477 --> 00:04:11,811
Wendy, Soos, we need to
go see Old Man McGucket.

76
00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:14,146
- We'll explain on the way.
- Gah!

77
00:04:15,768 --> 00:04:17,102
Hey, what about work?

78
00:04:17,185 --> 00:04:18,683
Kids!

79
00:04:18,808 --> 00:04:20,903
Why is Soos eating his own pants?

80
00:04:22,212 --> 00:04:24,281
Old Man McGucket, are you here?

81
00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,655
Here, hillbilly, billy, billy, billy.

82
00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,185
That's good.

83
00:04:30,268 --> 00:04:32,393
Took an hour to think of this,
but it was worth it.

84
00:04:32,477 --> 00:04:33,935
Ha!

85
00:04:34,018 --> 00:04:36,935
Get outta here,
you salt lickin',

86
00:04:37,018 --> 00:04:39,018
hornswagglin'…

87
00:04:39,102 --> 00:04:42,758
McSuckit. They got me good.

88
00:04:43,018 --> 00:04:44,385
Visitors!

89
00:04:44,643 --> 00:04:46,977
Come, come.
Pull up some rusty metal.

90
00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:49,411
You're just in time
for my hourly turf war with the hillbilly

91
00:04:49,435 --> 00:04:50,891
what lives in my mirror.

92
00:04:51,143 --> 00:04:53,394
Quit starin' at me when I bathe!

93
00:04:53,643 --> 00:04:55,060
You can drop the act, McGucket.

94
00:04:55,143 --> 00:04:56,621
I know you're the author.

95
00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:59,275
You studied the mysteries of this
town and wrote this book.

96
00:04:59,393 --> 00:05:02,361
Dude, you're the genius
Dipper's been searching for all summer.

97
00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:05,143
Uh, genius?

98
00:05:05,227 --> 00:05:06,699
I'm no genius.

99
00:05:06,977 --> 00:05:09,300
I never done nothin'
worthwhile in my life.

100
00:05:09,535 --> 00:05:12,702
Everyone knows
I'm no good to nobody.

101
00:05:12,776 --> 00:05:14,526
I can't remember
what I used to be,

102
00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:18,294
but I must've been a big
failure to end up like this.

103
00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,143
But the laptop has
your name on it.

104
00:05:21,227 --> 00:05:23,893
What about this book?
Are you sure you didn't write it?

105
00:05:23,977 --> 00:05:24,977
Here, look closely.

106
00:05:25,102 --> 00:05:27,060
I told you, I don't recall.

107
00:05:27,143 --> 00:05:30,643
Everything before
1982 is just a blur.

108
00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,267
Just a hazy…

109
00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:35,269
The blind eye!

110
00:05:35,518 --> 00:05:38,018
Robes. The men. My mind.

111
00:05:38,102 --> 00:05:40,524
- They did something.
- Who did?

112
00:05:40,768 --> 00:05:43,027
I… Oh, I don't recall.

113
00:05:43,268 --> 00:05:44,893
Oh, you poor old man.

114
00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:48,102
No wonder your mind's all…

115
00:05:48,185 --> 00:05:49,909
You've been through
something intense.

116
00:05:50,185 --> 00:05:52,102
What if McGucket
learned something

117
00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,602
he wasn't supposed to know,

118
00:05:53,685 --> 00:05:56,268
and someone, or something,
messed with his mind?

119
00:05:56,352 --> 00:05:58,268
We've got to get
to the bottom of this.

120
00:05:58,352 --> 00:06:01,086
Think, dude. What is the earliest
thing you can remember?

121
00:06:01,352 --> 00:06:04,477
Uh, this is, I think.

122
00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,091
The history museum.

123
00:06:06,352 --> 00:06:08,010
That's where we're going.

124
00:06:10,393 --> 00:06:12,268
D Am I blanchin', girl
we blanchin' d.

125
00:06:12,352 --> 00:06:13,352
Ugh, Soos!

126
00:06:14,977 --> 00:06:16,810
Ugh!

127
00:06:16,893 --> 00:06:18,646
I'll buy you a new one.

128
00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,560
Hello? Anyone here?

129
00:06:23,643 --> 00:06:25,227
All right, keep your eyes peeled

130
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for anything suspicious.

131
00:06:27,935 --> 00:06:29,102
Mabel, are you okay?

132
00:06:29,185 --> 00:06:31,727
You just walked by
a cat without petting it.

133
00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:35,977
Oh, Wendy, everything I look at
reminds me of my failed romances.

134
00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:37,821
That formaldehyde heart.

135
00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:40,084
That romantic diorama.

136
00:06:40,352 --> 00:06:43,768
Even this poster of
my most recent ex-crush.

137
00:06:43,852 --> 00:06:46,173
Aw, come on!

138
00:06:46,435 --> 00:06:48,143
So your last memory was here.

139
00:06:48,227 --> 00:06:50,594
- Anything coming back?
- Guys, look!

140
00:06:54,685 --> 00:06:55,766
Hey, who's there?

141
00:06:59,268 --> 00:07:02,481
Well, kettle my corn.
He vanish-ified.

142
00:07:02,727 --> 00:07:04,566
It doesn't make sense.

143
00:07:04,810 --> 00:07:07,560
Where did he go?

144
00:07:07,643 --> 00:07:11,573
I feel like all these eyeballs
are a-watchin' me.

145
00:07:11,852 --> 00:07:13,477
Wait.

146
00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,077
They are.

147
00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,310
Move aside.

148
00:07:26,727 --> 00:07:28,185
Jackpot!

149
00:07:28,268 --> 00:07:29,893
A secret passageway.

150
00:07:29,977 --> 00:07:31,393
We'll have to be stealthy.

151
00:07:31,477 --> 00:07:33,117
I'll hambone a message
if there's trouble.

152
00:07:35,993 --> 00:07:37,827
I have no idea what that means.

153
00:07:51,727 --> 00:07:54,074
Who is the subject of our meeting?

154
00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:57,244
This woman.

155
00:08:00,143 --> 00:08:01,415
Lazy Susan?

156
00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,893
What is it that you have seen?

157
00:08:03,977 --> 00:08:05,252
Speak!

158
00:08:05,393 --> 00:08:08,643
Uh, well, uh,
I was leaving the diner,

159
00:08:08,727 --> 00:08:12,185
and I saw these little
bearded doo-dads,

160
00:08:12,268 --> 00:08:14,511
and I was, like, "whaaaa?"

161
00:08:14,643 --> 00:08:16,393
There, there.

162
00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:20,392
You won't be "like whaaaa"
for much longer.

163
00:08:20,518 --> 00:08:21,810
What is that gizmo?

164
00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,897
It looks like a hair dryer.
Are you guys barbers?

165
00:08:29,185 --> 00:08:33,822
Lazy Susan, what do you
know of little bearded men?

166
00:08:33,935 --> 00:08:35,310
My mind is clear,

167
00:08:35,393 --> 00:08:37,242
thanks to the
Society Of The Blind Eye.

168
00:08:37,393 --> 00:08:40,079
It is unseen.

169
00:08:40,227 --> 00:08:41,602
Oh, my gosh.

170
00:08:41,685 --> 00:08:43,935
They erased Lazy Susan's memory.

171
00:08:51,143 --> 00:08:52,935
Guys, are you seeing this?

172
00:08:53,018 --> 00:08:54,676
They just wiped
Lazy Susan's memory.

173
00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:57,685
They should've wiped off
that awful mascara.

174
00:08:57,768 --> 00:08:58,977
I think she looks beautiful.

175
00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,060
She's doing the best
she can, Soos.

176
00:09:01,143 --> 00:09:02,263
Whoa, touched a nerve there.

177
00:09:02,310 --> 00:09:05,810
Lazy Susan, how do you feel?

178
00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,727
I feel great!

179
00:09:07,810 --> 00:09:09,161
I can't even
remember what was wrong,

180
00:09:09,185 --> 00:09:10,935
or what I'm doing here,

181
00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,258
or if I'm a man or a woman.

182
00:09:12,393 --> 00:09:14,393
Your memories
will be safe with us,

183
00:09:14,536 --> 00:09:16,902
buried in the Hall Of The Forgotten.

184
00:09:16,985 --> 00:09:18,277
Into The Hall Of The Forgotten.

185
00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,277
Into The Hall Of The Forgotten.

186
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,652
Good chanting, boys.
Have you been practicing?

187
00:09:25,527 --> 00:09:27,443
Meeting adjourned.

188
00:09:27,527 --> 00:09:29,068
- Unsee you later.
- Unsee you later.

189
00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,152
Unsee you later.

190
00:09:30,193 --> 00:09:32,068
Unsee you later.

191
00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:36,193
Amazing.

192
00:09:36,301 --> 00:09:39,555
A secret society
of evil mind erasers.

193
00:09:39,693 --> 00:09:42,527
I'll bet they erased
your memory a long time ago.

194
00:09:42,641 --> 00:09:44,818
If we could find where your memories
have been hidden,

195
00:09:44,902 --> 00:09:46,402
it could be the key to unlocking

196
00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:48,485
all the mysteries of Gravity Falls.

197
00:09:48,568 --> 00:09:50,777
All right, Mabel, Wendy,
you two stay here

198
00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:52,628
and make sure those
robe guys don't come back.

199
00:09:52,652 --> 00:09:53,819
Whooo! Girls club.

200
00:09:53,943 --> 00:09:55,318
Soos, you, me, and McGucket

201
00:09:55,402 --> 00:09:57,318
are gonna go find
the hall of the forgotten.

202
00:09:57,443 --> 00:09:58,443
Whoa!

203
00:09:58,943 --> 00:10:00,409
Follow that hat!

204
00:10:04,735 --> 00:10:06,777
Halt! Is someone there?

205
00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:09,860
Aah! What do we do?
Where do we go?

206
00:10:22,264 --> 00:10:23,985
Man, these are
really poorly made.

207
00:10:24,068 --> 00:10:25,527
I could've sworn
I heard someone.

208
00:10:25,642 --> 00:10:26,818
Probably just the janitor

209
00:10:26,943 --> 00:10:28,777
kissing that wax
settler woman again.

210
00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:31,527
Woof! Remind me to
erase that from my memory.

211
00:10:31,648 --> 00:10:33,985
Whew! There it is.

212
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,027
Hurry!

213
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,360
Honey fogelin',
salt lickin' skullduggery.

214
00:10:55,443 --> 00:10:58,693
Man, you have got to teach me some of
those old man swear words.

215
00:11:00,735 --> 00:11:02,277
I just don't get it, Wendy.

216
00:11:02,387 --> 00:11:04,985
I hug a lot, I can burp the alphabet,

217
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:06,902
I have scratch-and-sniff clothing.

218
00:11:06,985 --> 00:11:08,193
Why does every boy leave me?

219
00:11:08,541 --> 00:11:10,568
Pfft, who cares?
Boys are the worst.

220
00:11:10,652 --> 00:11:11,985
You shouldn't get hung up, man.

221
00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:14,235
Maybe I come on
too strong, you know?

222
00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:15,860
Well, what's your opener?

223
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,110
Pretend I'm a boy.

224
00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:19,902
Mmm, testosterone.

225
00:11:19,985 --> 00:11:23,235
Hi. I'm Mabel!
I'm 12 and own a pig!

226
00:11:23,318 --> 00:11:24,443
Wanna get married?

227
00:11:24,527 --> 00:11:27,818
Honestly? That was perfect.

228
00:11:27,902 --> 00:11:29,943
You should just
forget about guys, man.

229
00:11:30,027 --> 00:11:34,152
Wendy, that's it.
Forget about guys.

230
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,693
I just need to type
"summer romances" into this thing,

231
00:11:36,777 --> 00:11:39,360
and I won't feel
bad about them anymore.

232
00:11:39,443 --> 00:11:42,277
Whoa, hold up, Mabel.
We don't even know what that thing does.

233
00:11:42,386 --> 00:11:43,818
You could accidentally erase, like,

234
00:11:43,902 --> 00:11:46,193
learning to read or breathe or…

235
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,068
Or one of those
terrible summer songs

236
00:11:48,152 --> 00:11:50,777
you can't get out of your head?

237
00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:52,777
Look at all these tubes.

238
00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:55,402
People must've been getting their memories
erased all over town.

239
00:11:55,729 --> 00:11:58,860
Whoa, look at this.

240
00:12:02,152 --> 00:12:05,527
Yes, Robbie, what is it
that you have seen?

241
00:12:05,610 --> 00:12:07,777
So I was attacked by
this magic kung fu guy

242
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,818
that was throwing, like,
balls of fire at me.

243
00:12:09,902 --> 00:12:11,068
I kicked his butt, though.

244
00:12:11,152 --> 00:12:13,110
Robbie, speak honestly.

245
00:12:13,193 --> 00:12:14,943
I was saved by a 12-year-old.

246
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,503
Why are they erasing
people's memories?

247
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,943
I still don't get it.

248
00:12:18,027 --> 00:12:19,193
Looky, fellers.

249
00:12:19,277 --> 00:12:21,318
It's those words
what people call me.

250
00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:24,177
Oh, dude, your memories.
We did it.

251
00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:25,777
Grabby grabby.

252
00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:29,735
I got it!

253
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,777
I don't know, Mabel.
Are you really sure this is a good idea?

254
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,693
All ideas are good ideas.

255
00:12:38,777 --> 00:12:41,027
Do you hear that?

256
00:12:42,779 --> 00:12:45,943
The alarm in my brain
is a-ringin' again. Ah!

257
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,869
Halt! Who's there?

258
00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:51,277
- Oh, no!
- Run.

259
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,068
Get back here!

260
00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:56,110
Oh, you've really
tarred it up now, Fiddleford.

261
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,068
This is all your fault.

262
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,652
Why does my beard
have a bandage?

263
00:13:00,735 --> 00:13:02,068
Does that even make sense?

264
00:13:02,152 --> 00:13:03,467
Why has no one pointed that out?

265
00:13:06,777 --> 00:13:09,360
Okay, I think we're safe.

266
00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:11,318
We playing "Guess Who"?

267
00:13:11,402 --> 00:13:13,110
Dude, I know it's you, Dipper.

268
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,943
Such big, strong hands.

269
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:24,693
You shouldn't have come here.

270
00:13:24,777 --> 00:13:27,318
We do not give up
our secrets lightly.

271
00:13:27,402 --> 00:13:29,318
Who are you
bathrobe-wearing freaks?

272
00:13:29,402 --> 00:13:31,277
Why are you doing this?

273
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,068
What's with your creepy
British accent?

274
00:13:33,152 --> 00:13:37,735
Well, I suppose we are going
to erase your minds anyway.

275
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,610
Toby Determined?

276
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:40,944
Bud Gleeful?

277
00:13:41,068 --> 00:13:42,669
That farmer guy?

278
00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:44,818
Creepy dude who
married a woodpecker?

279
00:13:44,902 --> 00:13:46,753
You, too? How's that marriage
goin', by the way?

280
00:13:46,777 --> 00:13:48,693
Oh, great, great.

281
00:13:48,777 --> 00:13:50,527
Not great.

282
00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:52,902
And you've never met me before.

283
00:13:52,985 --> 00:13:55,735
And if you had,
you wouldn't remember.

284
00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:57,443
I am Blind Ivan,

285
00:13:57,729 --> 00:14:02,193
and we are
The Society Of The Blind Eye.

286
00:14:02,317 --> 00:14:04,943
Formed many years ago
by our founder…

287
00:14:05,027 --> 00:14:08,068
Our founder… does
anyone remember who he was?

288
00:14:08,152 --> 00:14:11,693
We've been usin' that ray on our own
brains an awful lot.

289
00:14:11,777 --> 00:14:14,443
Why would you do all this?
What do you have to gain?

290
00:14:14,527 --> 00:14:16,485
As you have no doubt discovered,

291
00:14:16,568 --> 00:14:19,902
Gravity Falls is a town plagued
with supernatural strangeness.

292
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:23,277
No one knew how to stop
the things that went bump in the night,

293
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,985
so our founder invented
the next best thing…

294
00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:29,152
A way for us to forget.

295
00:14:29,261 --> 00:14:32,360
We took it upon ourselves
to help the troubled townsfolk

296
00:14:32,443 --> 00:14:35,943
by erasing the memories of the
strange things they've seen.

297
00:14:36,059 --> 00:14:37,902
Now the people of Gravity Falls

298
00:14:37,985 --> 00:14:40,193
go about their lives
ignorant and happy,

299
00:14:40,277 --> 00:14:41,360
thanks to us.

300
00:14:41,443 --> 00:14:43,735
And as a perk, we help ourselves

301
00:14:43,818 --> 00:14:44,961
forget things that trouble us.

302
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,985
Everyone has something
they'd rather forget.

303
00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:49,818
In fact, your own sister

304
00:14:49,902 --> 00:14:52,110
was about to use
that ray on herself.

305
00:14:52,193 --> 00:14:53,178
Isn't that right?

306
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,068
Mabel? Seriously?

307
00:14:55,152 --> 00:14:57,568
Ha-ha. Maybe.

308
00:14:57,652 --> 00:14:59,086
Don't you see?
This is ruining lives.

309
00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:01,027
What about Old Man McGucket?

310
00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:02,985
He lives in a hut and talks to animals,

311
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,152
thanks to you.

312
00:15:04,235 --> 00:15:05,253
Don't you feel bad about that?

313
00:15:05,277 --> 00:15:07,443
Mmm, maybe a little.

314
00:15:08,568 --> 00:15:09,902
But not anymore.

315
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:13,235
You won't be telling anyone
else what you've learned here.

316
00:15:13,318 --> 00:15:16,266
Say good-bye to your summer.

317
00:15:16,402 --> 00:15:18,568
Guys, if we're gonna
forget everything,

318
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,610
I got some stuff I wanna
get off my chest.

319
00:15:20,693 --> 00:15:22,974
Mabel, for half the summer,
I thought your name was Maple,

320
00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:24,900
like the syrup.
No one corrected me.

321
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,777
I only love
some of my stuffed animals,

322
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,613
and the guilt is killing me!

323
00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:33,235
Sometimes I use big words and I don't
actually know what they mean.

324
00:15:33,318 --> 00:15:35,224
I mean, I'm supposed
to be the smart guy.

325
00:15:35,349 --> 00:15:36,749
If I'm not the smart guy, who am I?

326
00:15:36,818 --> 00:15:38,860
Okay, I'm not
actually laid back.

327
00:15:38,943 --> 00:15:40,652
I'm stressed, like, 24/7.

328
00:15:40,735 --> 00:15:42,068
Have you met my family?

329
00:15:45,568 --> 00:15:48,152
Oh, stop being
a bunch of babies.

330
00:15:49,372 --> 00:15:50,747
Owie!

331
00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:53,345
McGucket?

332
00:15:53,428 --> 00:15:55,902
I raided the mining
display for weapons.

333
00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:57,849
Now fight like a hillbilly, fellers.

334
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,402
Nobody better mess.

335
00:16:02,521 --> 00:16:05,732
They know too much.
Don't let them escape!

336
00:16:05,985 --> 00:16:08,527
Get this song outta your head.

337
00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:11,193
Dysentery's gonna get you, dawg.

338
00:16:11,321 --> 00:16:13,823
I gotta get the memory tube.

339
00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:15,110
Oh, no, you don't.

340
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:18,161
Mabel, catch.

341
00:16:20,402 --> 00:16:22,749
I'll take that, thank you.

342
00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:24,568
Give it up, boy.

343
00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:26,492
You're no match for
the unstoppable power of…

344
00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:30,818
That's right, I don't wear
nothin' under my robe.

345
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,044
Not gonna apologize for that.

346
00:16:32,068 --> 00:16:34,860
Maybe y'all should apologize
for bein' a bunch of prudes.

347
00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:36,221
Eww!

348
00:16:36,304 --> 00:16:38,443
Time to erase that forever.

349
00:16:38,527 --> 00:16:40,725
- Give me that tube.
- Never!

350
00:16:44,402 --> 00:16:46,693
That memory belongs to McGucket.

351
00:16:46,777 --> 00:16:48,817
The society's secrets belong to us.

352
00:16:54,652 --> 00:16:56,235
End of the line.

353
00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:58,985
By tomorrow, this will
all seem like a bad dream.

354
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:02,747
Say good-bye to
your precious memories.

355
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:06,793
No!

356
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,860
McGucket, you took a bullet for me.

357
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,235
Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?

358
00:17:14,318 --> 00:17:16,011
Okay as I'll ever be.

359
00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:17,262
What?

360
00:17:17,345 --> 00:17:21,693
Why… isn't… this… working?

361
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:24,318
Hit me with your best shot, baldy.

362
00:17:24,402 --> 00:17:26,813
My mind's been gone
for 30-odd years.

363
00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:29,733
You can't break
what's already broken.

364
00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:35,488
Say good night, Sally.

365
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,652
Unhand us!

366
00:17:44,735 --> 00:17:47,193
It isn't so fun
being tied up, is it?

367
00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:49,318
- Hey, wanna draw on their faces?
- What?

368
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,068
- Tra-la-la…
- Hey, stop that!

369
00:17:53,277 --> 00:17:54,318
That's not funny.

370
00:17:54,424 --> 00:17:55,985
It's pretty funny.

371
00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:57,485
It's, like, objectively funny.

372
00:17:57,594 --> 00:17:59,818
We'll have our revenge.

373
00:17:59,902 --> 00:18:02,068
We'll never forget
what you've done.

374
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,985
Oh, I think you just might.

375
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,402
Say cheese.

376
00:18:09,693 --> 00:18:13,027
Thanks for visiting the museum for
Gold Miner Appreciation Night.

377
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:15,527
Be sure to tip the gold miner
on your way out.

378
00:18:15,654 --> 00:18:18,068
I'm sorry, but what's my name?

379
00:18:18,152 --> 00:18:19,652
Where am I?

380
00:18:19,735 --> 00:18:22,152
Oh, might have
overdone that one.

381
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,568
Your name is Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle.

382
00:18:24,652 --> 00:18:26,777
You're a traveling
banjo minstrel,

383
00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:30,193
with a song in your heart
and funny tattoos on your head.

384
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:34,634
Yes, I am
Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle. Cheers!

385
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,735
D Toot-Toot is my name d.

386
00:18:36,856 --> 00:18:39,027
All right, McGucket.

387
00:18:39,135 --> 00:18:40,818
Are you ready
to see your memories?

388
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,485
Find out who you really are?

389
00:18:42,597 --> 00:18:44,443
I'm not so sure.

390
00:18:44,527 --> 00:18:46,235
What if I don't like what I see?

391
00:18:46,318 --> 00:18:48,485
We've come all this way. Go on.

392
00:18:54,693 --> 00:18:57,235
My name is Fiddleford Hadron McGucket,

393
00:18:57,318 --> 00:18:59,235
and I wish to unsee
what I have seen.

394
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:01,860
Sweet sarsaparilla.

395
00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,110
For the past year,

396
00:19:03,193 --> 00:19:04,544
I have been working
as an assistant

397
00:19:04,568 --> 00:19:05,902
for a visiting researcher.

398
00:19:05,985 --> 00:19:07,610
He has been cataloguing
his findings

399
00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:10,193
about Gravity Falls
in a series of journals.

400
00:19:10,277 --> 00:19:11,527
I helped him build a machine

401
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:13,527
which he believed
had the potential

402
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,839
to benefit all mankind,
but something went wrong.

403
00:19:16,027 --> 00:19:18,360
I decided to quit the project.

404
00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:19,860
But I lie awake at night,

405
00:19:19,943 --> 00:19:21,902
haunted by the thoughts
of what I've done.

406
00:19:21,985 --> 00:19:23,568
I believe I have
invented a machine

407
00:19:23,652 --> 00:19:25,128
that can permanently
erase these memories

408
00:19:25,152 --> 00:19:27,277
from my mind. Test subject one.

409
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,644
Fiddleford.

410
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,277
It worked! I can't recall a thing.

411
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,735
I call it The Society Of The Blind Eye.

412
00:19:34,818 --> 00:19:36,402
We will help those
who want to forget

413
00:19:36,485 --> 00:19:38,485
by erasing their bad memories.

414
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,610
Today, I came across
a colony of little men.

415
00:19:40,693 --> 00:19:41,943
Very disturbing.

416
00:19:42,027 --> 00:19:44,568
I would like to forget
seeing this.

417
00:19:44,652 --> 00:19:46,860
I accidentally
hit another car in town today.

418
00:19:46,943 --> 00:19:48,818
I feel Terri-bibble. Terrible.

419
00:19:48,902 --> 00:19:51,068
I've been forgetting
words lately.

420
00:19:51,152 --> 00:19:53,152
I wonder if there are
any negative side effects…

421
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:56,568
I saw something in
the lake, something big!

422
00:19:56,713 --> 00:19:58,443
My hair's been a-fallin' out,

423
00:19:58,527 --> 00:20:00,133
so I got this hat
from a scarecrow.

424
00:20:00,356 --> 00:20:02,193
Hey, are my pants on backwards?

425
00:20:12,193 --> 00:20:15,068
Oh, McGucket. I'm so sorry.

426
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,110
Aw, hush.

427
00:20:18,193 --> 00:20:20,777
You kids helped me get my memories back,
just like you said.

428
00:20:20,904 --> 00:20:23,823
But did you want
those memories back?

429
00:20:23,902 --> 00:20:26,943
After all these years,
I finally know who I am.

430
00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:29,027
Maybe I messed up in the past,

431
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:30,419
but now that I seen
what happened,

432
00:20:30,443 --> 00:20:32,402
I can begin to put
myself together again.

433
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:37,610
Still don't know
what that means.

434
00:20:37,693 --> 00:20:39,974
So, wait, you weren't the author,
but you worked with him.

435
00:20:40,012 --> 00:20:41,318
Do you remember who he was?

436
00:20:41,424 --> 00:20:42,777
It's beginning to come back,

437
00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,568
but I need more time.

438
00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:47,735
And reading glasses. Heck!

439
00:20:47,818 --> 00:20:50,193
I got some rememberin' to do.

440
00:20:50,308 --> 00:20:52,235
So, Mabel, you still wanna erase

441
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,938
those failed summer romances?

442
00:21:00,349 --> 00:21:02,818
You know, no one likes
having bad memories,

443
00:21:02,902 --> 00:21:05,318
but maybe it's better
to remember the bad things

444
00:21:05,402 --> 00:21:06,446
and learn from them

445
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,943
than to go all
denial crazy trying to forget.

446
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,435
That's some mature
junk right there, Mabel.

447
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,652
Yep. Miss Mature. That's me.

448
00:21:13,735 --> 00:21:15,902
Hey, you wanna help me
vandalize this picture

449
00:21:15,985 --> 00:21:17,027
of my jerky ex-crush?

450
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,652
Ooh, yeah!

451
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,777
Wait, let's give him buck teeth.

452
00:21:23,777 --> 00:21:24,943
Hey, you know what?

453
00:21:25,027 --> 00:21:27,235
Going on this big adventure
actually made me get

454
00:21:27,318 --> 00:21:28,977
- that stupid song out of my head.
- Nice.

455
00:21:29,537 --> 00:21:32,130
D Am I blanchin', girl,
we blanchin' d.

456
00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:33,777
Oh, come on!

457
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,193
It's all so familiar.

458
00:21:36,277 --> 00:21:38,110
It's almost like I can remember.

459
00:21:40,735 --> 00:21:42,735
All right,
you're getting closer.

460
00:21:45,321 --> 00:21:47,402
Every day,
it's getting stronger.

461
00:21:50,152 --> 00:21:51,985
Ha! Yes! Ah!

462
00:21:53,152 --> 00:21:55,027
I don't care if it's dangerous.

463
00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:56,402
I don't care how long it takes.

464
00:21:56,485 --> 00:21:57,985
I'm gonna pull this off,

465
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,027
and no one's gonna get in my way.