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Whoa!
That cloud looks like a chipmunk.

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- Barfing an airplane.
- It does.

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Uh, that cloud
looks like... uh, a cloud.

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- Boo!
- Thompson, stop being

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- the worst at everything.
- Sorry, guys.

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Look at the clouds.

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Ooh! That cloud looks like
a big heart-shaped balloon.

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Clouds don't come in colors.
That is a balloon.

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Oh, dude, it's the woodstick festival.

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- Wait. The wood what?
- It's this annual outdoor concert

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featuring oregon's
up-and-coming indie bands.

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Hey. They're all coming.

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Scarves indoors, Wood grain
on everything, Love God.

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You've probably seen
him in that viral video.

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Who's ready for love tonight?

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Oh. Ow! Ow!
I hope nobody's filming this.

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Whoa, like a real concert concert?

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I've... I've never actually
been to one of those before.

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That's because you've
never had an awesome crew

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- to roll with before.
- Come on, Thompson.

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Lick that sponge.
Lick that sponge.

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Oh! I can't believe he's doing it.

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- What is he doing?
- When you're with us, you're in.

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Ghosty sounds.
Cemetery ghosty sounds!

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It's coming from that open grave.

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- You look.
- No. You look.

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Thompson, go look.

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Heh. Nice use of Thompson.
Gaze upon death.

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Gaze upon death.
Gaze upon death.

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Gaze upon death.

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Gaze upon death.

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sync & correction by f1nc0
- Addic7ed.com ~

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2x09 - The Love God

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Ugh! It's even
creepier than I expected.

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Why did she leave me?

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- Robbie?
- Wendy! Oh. Uh.

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Hey, what's up?

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Just hanging out in
this grave, you know.

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Regular. Regular day for me.

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Whoa, dude, we haven't seen
you in, like, a million years.

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Where have you been?

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You're not still mourning
our break-up, are you?

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What? No way.

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Robbie, we split up forever ago.

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It's really sweet you'd throw
yourself into a grave for me,

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but, man, time to move on.

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What? I've totally moved on.

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That was a different Wendy.
Unrelated Wendy.

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Dude, this is getting really awkward.

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Yeah, the cemetery used to be fun.
Now it's just depressing.

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Wait. You guys, he's in pain.

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We can't just ditch him here.

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Come on, Mabel.
It's Robbie.

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But he's suffering.

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How can I be happy if I
know someone else is sad?

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It totally throws off
my happiness chart.

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Mabel, trust me.

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If there's one thing
I've learned this summer,

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it's not to get mixed up
in needless romantic drama.

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Besides, we're finally
in with Wendy's friends.

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With Robbie gone, there's
a good social balance.

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Maybe we should just let
a good thing be, you know?

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Just eat me already, man.

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I was just being dramatic.

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Quit it. Ow! Ow!
My face. Vulture!

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Oh, man.
I'm sorry you guys had to see that.

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You know, what Robbie needs?
A new girl.

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Romance is like gum.

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Once it's lost its flavor,
you just cram another one in.

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Mabel, it's not that easy.

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It is if you're the
world's greatest matchmaker.

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I've never had an unhappy customer.

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- Like Soos and Melody.
- Watch this.

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Walking down some actual stairs.

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- Did it look cool?
- The coolest.

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Match made!

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And then, of course,
there's Waddles and Gompers.

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Match made.

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That might work for a goat and a pig,
but Robbie's a hopeless case.

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Hopeless case, e-e-e-e-eh...?

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What the...?
Oh, no. Hot air balloons.

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Fixed gear bikes.

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Folk music!
It's the Woodstick festival!

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Soos! Lock down the
shack and hide my shirts

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before anyone tie-dyes them!

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They're slow.
I can probably take a few down.

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Wait, Mr. Pines!
I've been thinking.

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Every year this festival
comes by and every

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year you shun what could
be potential customers.

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You really think I can
make money off of these

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free-loading,
kale-munching freak shows?

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You just got to figure
out what appeals to them.

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Hmm.
How do I appeal to young people?

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So young people are into
hot air balloons, e-e-e-e-eh?

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All right, Mabel.
Robbie's a broken teacup,

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and you're going to
piece him back together.

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Okay, this could get intense.

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- Howdy doo!
- Happy day!

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It is intense!
You're Robbie's parents?

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I always thought he was, like,

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raised by sad wolves or something.

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Oh, well, he doesn't
like to talk about us.

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He always says we're too
cheerful for funeral directors.

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Come in. Come in.

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- Cracker platter?
- Oh, no time for crackers. Sorry.

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I'm here to cheer Robbie up.

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Cannot have a dry
cracker mouth for that.

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Robbie Stacey Valentino!
There's little a girl here to see you.

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You go on up.
And could you bring him his lunch?

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Lady, I like your style.

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You know who would look
good in a sweater like that?

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- Mrs. Grabelson's remains!
- Oh, absolutely!

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Robbie, it's Mabel!

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Who?

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Remember me?
I'm like girl Dipper.

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Ugh, go away.

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I heard a "come in."

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Ahh! Hey!

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Listen, kid, nobody in the
Pines family is welcome here.

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In case you forgot, your stupid brother
is the one who ruined my life!

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And Mabel's the one who's gonna fix it.

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Listen, Robbie, I always used
to see you as a creepy jerk.

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Like the human version of rat poison.

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- Uh, go on.
- But when I saw you

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in the cemetery today,
I realized, Robbie's not a bad guy.

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He's just a heartbroken soul

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who needs love... and
gloves with fingers.

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- Hey, fingerless gloves look awesome.
- No, they don't.

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Robbie, you just need a good matchmaker.

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I guarantee I'll find you true love,
or twice your sadness back.

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If I say yes, will you leave my room?

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I guarantee it.

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Okay, Gravity Falls, who
wants to go out with Robbie?

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Okay. Lazy Susan, too old.

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Grenda, too young.
Multi-bear?

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I'm putting you in the "maybe" pile.

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Who could it be?
Who could it be?

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What's that, Gompers?
Someone we already know?

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But who could possibly be superficial
and gothy enough for...

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Of course, that's it!

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You two really are America's
favorite power couple.

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More snacks! More snacks!

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More snacks!

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I'm just happy to be included.

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Ha! This is brilliant.

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The perfect way to sneak
cheap snacks into the concert.

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- And it was all Dipper's idea.
- Whoo! Nice.

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- Well done.
- Ideas!

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Kid, I sense greatness in you.

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Oh, well, I don't know about...

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- Greatness!
- All right, now, everyone go home

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and finish getting
ready for the concert.

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- Hey, don't wait up, Tambers.
- Don't call me Tambers.

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Classic Tambers.

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"Tambry. You. Me. Date.
Bring that sweet, sweet bod.

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Your secret admirer."

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Love is about to happen, Lazy Susan.
Watch and learn.

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Ugh! Robbie?

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- You're my secret admirer?
- Tambry? Ugh!

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This is just what I get
for trusting a toddler.

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Listen, I don't think
this is gonna work out.

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Dating somebody I already know?
It's kind of like admitting defeat.

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- Um, way to assume I'm even interested.
- Tambry, let's be real.

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If I wanted to date you,
I would have done it already.

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I'm just a little out of your league.

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Whoa, is that mustard?
Don't want to waste that bad boy.

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Status update.
On blind date with sociopath.

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Oh, sure. Bring out the phone.
Classic Tambers.

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Hey, can I get some chili fries?
To go!

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What? How is this possible?

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I'm supposed to be the
best matchmaker ever.

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Did you hear that? Did you hear that?

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Let's go. Let's go.

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Whoo-hoo!
Who's ready to fall in love tonight?

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Love God!

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That's what they call me.

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We're rewriting history tonight,

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and it starts with you and you.

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Love is real and it's in your face!

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What's your name, you little angel?

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Meredith.

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00:10:17,423 --> 00:10:19,523
Meredith, Meredith, we got a problem.

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That cutie right there is your soulmate
and you're living without him.

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Oh, no.
What do I do?

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Get it, girl.
You know what you love.

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Pow! Match made!

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Ha-ha!

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I must know how this works!

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Hi. Love God?
Mabel here. Big fan.

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00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:39,577
Can I just say, that was some of the

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00:10:39,578 --> 00:10:41,545
finest matchmaking I've ever seen?

192
00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:44,448
Can you please, please,
please tell me your secret?

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00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:47,484
Well, between you and
me, let's just say,

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my name's not exactly a coincidence.

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Oh. My. Love God.

196
00:10:53,492 --> 00:10:56,793
- Are you an actual love god?
- Call me a cherub.

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00:10:56,829 --> 00:10:58,795
The internet pretty much
does my job for me nowadays,

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so I've taken some time
to focus on my rock career.

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Boom. Cassette.
Boom. For you.

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00:11:04,336 --> 00:11:07,638
Oh! That's... great.

201
00:11:07,673 --> 00:11:10,440
So anyway, can you make
anything fall in love?

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00:11:10,476 --> 00:11:12,409
Like that snake and that badger?

203
00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,613
Hmm.
Ah, gee, I don't know.

204
00:11:16,649 --> 00:11:18,348
That might be kind of hard to...

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00:11:18,384 --> 00:11:19,616
Ka-boom! Match made!

206
00:11:23,489 --> 00:11:26,657
They're gonna make a snadger.
How you doing that?

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00:11:26,692 --> 00:11:29,293
Love potion, yo. I got it all.

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00:11:29,328 --> 00:11:31,662
Summer love, young love, anti-love.

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00:11:31,697 --> 00:11:34,665
You just got to put a little
on your fingers and pow!

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00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:37,467
I need that potion.
How much would it cost?

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00:11:37,486 --> 00:11:39,436
Um, would you accept
squirrels as payment?

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00:11:39,471 --> 00:11:42,339
Whoa-oh-oh!
No way.

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00:11:42,374 --> 00:11:43,740
You might think you know
what's best for people,

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00:11:43,776 --> 00:11:46,660
but this stuff can have
major social consequences.

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That's why it can only be
used by a serious expert.

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Love God!
Sign my face.

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00:11:51,784 --> 00:11:54,451
Only if you sign mine,
baby. Let's get weird!

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Shh.

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00:12:02,328 --> 00:12:05,696
Mind if I add a little
something to these fries?

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00:12:05,731 --> 00:12:07,497
I don't see why not.

221
00:12:14,306 --> 00:12:18,349
Whoa! Did your whole thing
suddenly get a lot more likeable?

222
00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:22,346
You don't seem as needy as
I used to think you were.

223
00:12:22,381 --> 00:12:24,615
Hey, you wouldn't want to
maybe get out of here and,

224
00:12:24,650 --> 00:12:27,517
I don't know, go kiss in public a lot?

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00:12:27,553 --> 00:12:30,654
For some reason, I do.
Status update.

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00:12:31,690 --> 00:12:34,324
You know what? Forget it.

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00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,660
Maybe I should stare at something
other than my phone for a while.

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Match made!

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00:12:42,468 --> 00:12:46,536
All right, who's ready for the best
and most overpriced day of our summer?

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- Whoo-hoo! Yay!
- All right!

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I brought a baggie of trail mix

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and safety whistles in
case we get separated.

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Lee.

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- This kid is a champion.
- We're just waiting on Tambry.

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Can't leave without Tambry.

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00:13:01,553 --> 00:13:05,322
Sorry, guys, but Tambry's
a little busy at the moment.

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00:13:05,357 --> 00:13:06,490
Wink. Wink.

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00:13:06,525 --> 00:13:08,358
What does that mean?
Why are you winking?

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00:13:08,394 --> 00:13:11,662
Let's just say she and Robbie
took a trip to smoochville.

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00:13:11,697 --> 00:13:13,597
Now everyone's happy!

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00:13:13,632 --> 00:13:16,366
Wait. Wait.
Robbie and Tambry?

242
00:13:16,402 --> 00:13:18,435
- This can't be happening.
- How's that?

243
00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:20,737
He knew I liked her!
How could he do this?

244
00:13:20,773 --> 00:13:23,573
Whoa, hold it.
You like Tambry?

245
00:13:23,609 --> 00:13:25,609
And you told Robbie but not me?

246
00:13:25,644 --> 00:13:29,613
- You always make fun of my crushes, man.
- That's what we do, genius.

247
00:13:29,648 --> 00:13:32,516
Oh. Oh.
This is so like Tambry to do this.

248
00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:35,585
Date my ex behind my back.
I'm gonna tear her highlights out.

249
00:13:35,621 --> 00:13:38,555
Guys! Guys! Calm down.
We're gonna be late for the concert.

250
00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:40,457
Uh, news flash, kid.

251
00:13:40,492 --> 00:13:42,759
I'm not going to the concert.
Not with him.

252
00:13:42,795 --> 00:13:44,494
Hey, that won't be a
problem 'cause I'm out.

253
00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:45,629
Me, too.

254
00:13:45,664 --> 00:13:47,664
Wait! Wait!
This group is all I have!

255
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:50,767
Don't make me go back to
having no friends! Guys!

256
00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:53,451
Match... made?

257
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,446
Wait, guys. Don't go.
Not my mailbox!

258
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,348
Ow!

259
00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:03,584
What did you just do?

260
00:14:03,619 --> 00:14:07,254
I've let these guys pick on me for years
to keep this group together.

261
00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:09,390
And now they've totally fallen apart.

262
00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:11,525
But we were all starting to
finally hang out together.

263
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,327
I was one of the gang.

264
00:14:13,362 --> 00:14:15,462
Well, unless you can break up
Robbie and Tambry immediately,

265
00:14:15,498 --> 00:14:18,365
there is no gang.
I have no more friends.

266
00:14:18,401 --> 00:14:21,545
And neither do you.
I'm gonna eat this.

267
00:14:22,405 --> 00:14:23,704
Mabel, what did I tell you

268
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:26,373
about staying out of
Robbie's personal life?

269
00:14:26,409 --> 00:14:30,277
I know. I know!
I just wanted to be a good matchmaker.

270
00:14:30,312 --> 00:14:32,546
I never should have gotten
love potion from the Love God.

271
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,415
Wait, love potion?

272
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:37,317
If you did a spell, then
can't you, like, undo it?

273
00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:38,652
That's it!

274
00:14:38,688 --> 00:14:41,722
If I undo the spell,
then everyone will be friends again.

275
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,691
But I'm gonna need your help.

276
00:14:43,726 --> 00:14:46,393
Also, you are not
pulling off that V-neck.

277
00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:48,462
- I know.
- Burn it!

278
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,231
Oho! Ha! Ha!

279
00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:56,737
Balloon faster, Soos!

280
00:14:56,772 --> 00:15:00,307
We need this thing up in the air
before the festival ends.

281
00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:01,442
Are you sure that that
open flame should be

282
00:15:01,477 --> 00:15:03,277
that close to that
dangling cloth and rope?

283
00:15:03,312 --> 00:15:05,947
I'm sure about everything.
Now lube up those engine

284
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,208
gears with some kerosene.
More kerosene!

285
00:15:12,254 --> 00:15:14,621
Unh! Come back, guys!
Come on.

286
00:15:14,657 --> 00:15:17,591
The tickets were 100 bucks.
I sold my watch.

287
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,426
You got to come to the concert.

288
00:15:19,462 --> 00:15:22,296
Ew, and have to look at that?
No, thanks.

289
00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:26,650
Ugh, they're doing
that couple hug-walk.

290
00:15:26,685 --> 00:15:29,403
Guys, you're in public!
People can see you!

291
00:15:29,438 --> 00:15:30,537
Dipper. Come on.

292
00:15:32,742 --> 00:15:35,242
Love God. Sound check for Love God.

293
00:15:35,277 --> 00:15:37,711
Ow!
Let's make some miracles happen.

294
00:15:37,747 --> 00:15:40,247
Groupies, bed-head me.

295
00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:43,317
Love God's about to get crazy.

296
00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:44,485
Whoa. Hey, all right.

297
00:15:46,589 --> 00:15:48,355
Now's our chance.

298
00:15:49,492 --> 00:15:51,291
Here we go. Let's see.

299
00:15:51,327 --> 00:15:54,595
Puppy love, inter-species
love, love of country music.

300
00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:55,629
Ew.

301
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,564
Oh! Anti-love.

302
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,633
To reverse the effects of love potion,

303
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:02,669
simply spray on your victim and
watch their heart die on the inside.

304
00:16:02,705 --> 00:16:05,606
- Sounds good to me.
- Hey!

305
00:16:05,641 --> 00:16:08,308
You're the one who's
been stealing my stuff.

306
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:11,043
- I am not loving this.
- I'm sorry.

307
00:16:11,078 --> 00:16:13,413
But I made a
mistake and I have to fix it.

308
00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:16,583
Kid, I tried to tell you.
This stuff is way too dangerous.

309
00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:19,253
On my oath as a god, I cannot let you...

310
00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:20,287
Oh, hey, where did you just go?

311
00:16:20,322 --> 00:16:22,623
I'm sorry, Love God!
But it's for the good of my friends!

312
00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:24,258
Come back here!

313
00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:27,327
Dipper, catch!

314
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,536
Get those kids!

315
00:16:37,273 --> 00:16:40,507
- Halt!
- We mustache you to move!

316
00:16:41,577 --> 00:16:42,576
Good one.

317
00:16:45,514 --> 00:16:48,232
Ooh! Thank you.

318
00:16:49,518 --> 00:16:51,602
No, no, no, everyone's
touching everything!

319
00:16:51,654 --> 00:16:53,570
Give me back the potion!

320
00:16:53,606 --> 00:16:56,240
Oh, hey, what's up?
Here, have a cassette.

321
00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:01,662
Dang it. Fly, tiny wings.

322
00:17:01,697 --> 00:17:03,497
Get up there. Oh!

323
00:17:03,532 --> 00:17:05,332
I haven't had to use
these in a long time.

324
00:17:10,506 --> 00:17:11,605
Dipper. Look.

325
00:17:15,377 --> 00:17:17,544
Just one clean shot to
the back of their heads

326
00:17:17,596 --> 00:17:19,263
and everything's fixed.

327
00:17:20,549 --> 00:17:23,483
Sorry, kids, but you've
left me no choice.

328
00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:25,552
Visions of heartbreak past!

329
00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:29,489
We're back, Mabel.

330
00:17:29,525 --> 00:17:31,525
We like you now.

331
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,695
Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.

332
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:37,297
Ha! You really think we'd fall for that?

333
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,467
Sure you can all marry me!

334
00:17:40,502 --> 00:17:44,538
Oh! Guy from the $10 bill.
I forgot I had a crush on you.

335
00:17:44,573 --> 00:17:46,506
Dang it, Mabel.
They're not real.

336
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:49,218
Just give us the bottle, Mabel.

337
00:17:49,411 --> 00:17:51,278
Mabel, don't!

338
00:17:51,313 --> 00:17:53,630
It's finally done.
When these idiots see this balloon,

339
00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:55,482
they'll understand that
I love young people.

340
00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:59,653
"I heart kids."
All right, let 'er rip.

341
00:18:01,257 --> 00:18:03,223
Oh. Oh, no! A letter rip!

342
00:18:03,259 --> 00:18:04,424
What the H?

343
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,434
I eat kids?
But we're kids!

344
00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:17,654
It's heaven's punishment
for our terrible taste in everything!

345
00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:26,446
Mommy, is the floating
head going to eat us?

346
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,548
Yes, Charlie!
Yes, he will.

347
00:18:32,671 --> 00:18:35,255
Mabel, it's a trick!
Don't give him the...

348
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:36,390
Gotcha!

349
00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:40,327
Oh! Curse my oversized heart.

350
00:18:40,362 --> 00:18:43,397
Sorry, kids, but that's what happens
when you mess with a god.

351
00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:45,399
Only a greater being from
the heavens themselves

352
00:18:45,434 --> 00:18:48,268
could possibly stop...

353
00:18:48,304 --> 00:18:49,469
It's coming down!

354
00:18:50,639 --> 00:18:52,673
Whoooooa!

355
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,580
Oh, no.
I hope someone didn't die.

356
00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:04,284
Yes, that would be awful.

357
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,485
What's everybody crying about?

358
00:19:05,487 --> 00:19:08,155
In my day, Zeppelins fell
from the sky like raindrops.

359
00:19:08,207 --> 00:19:11,425
It's him!
The horrible old man from the sky!

360
00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:18,665
You know what?
Being loved by the youth is overrated.

361
00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:21,301
Being feared? Now that's priceless.

362
00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:23,570
Love God, are you okay?

363
00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:25,405
Please be immortal.
Please be immortal.

364
00:19:27,443 --> 00:19:30,310
Dude. I am so over this!

365
00:19:30,346 --> 00:19:33,313
Love God to the stage.
Love God to the stage.

366
00:19:33,349 --> 00:19:35,382
Look, kid, take it, okay?

367
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:37,250
Spray everyone for all I care.

368
00:19:37,286 --> 00:19:39,653
You want to mess with people's lives?
You want to play god?

369
00:19:39,688 --> 00:19:41,421
Do it. 'Cause I'm sick of it.

370
00:19:41,457 --> 00:19:45,359
Medic, I need... I need onion rings!

371
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,296
Okay, Mabel, now's our chance.

372
00:19:49,331 --> 00:19:51,264
They break up and the whole
friend group gets back together.

373
00:19:55,471 --> 00:19:59,439
Mabel!
Mabel, I just wanted to thank you.

374
00:19:59,475 --> 00:20:02,242
I've been so miserable
since Wendy broke up with me

375
00:20:02,277 --> 00:20:03,643
that I thought my life was over.

376
00:20:03,679 --> 00:20:07,247
But you were right.
I just needed to move on.

377
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:11,618
I'm... happy?
Weird, huh?

378
00:20:11,653 --> 00:20:14,954
Robbie, people are
commenting on our pictures.

379
00:20:17,476 --> 00:20:20,394
Dipper, maybe we shouldn't do this.

380
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:23,430
I mean, every time we've
played with people's fates,

381
00:20:23,465 --> 00:20:25,565
it's only made things worse.

382
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:30,370
They are kind of perfect for each other,
in a gross kind of way.

383
00:20:30,406 --> 00:20:32,305
But what about our friend group?

384
00:20:32,341 --> 00:20:35,443
Well, maybe it'll sort itself
out. I mean, there's got

385
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:38,545
to be something that could
bring everyone back together.

386
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,896
Guys, I made a friendship cake.

387
00:20:40,897 --> 00:20:44,279
So let's all get over this, okay?
Ugh!

388
00:20:44,394 --> 00:20:45,718
My cake!

389
00:20:47,756 --> 00:20:49,723
Hey! Food from the outside!

390
00:20:49,758 --> 00:20:51,291
Ohhhh!

391
00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:52,392
Get him!

392
00:20:52,428 --> 00:20:55,495
- Who! Hey, look.
- Is that Thompson?

393
00:20:57,533 --> 00:21:00,434
Oh, man.
Yeah, fight the machine, Thompson!

394
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:02,669
- Throw snacks at 'em.
- Use jerky as a weapon.

395
00:21:02,704 --> 00:21:04,321
Thompson!

396
00:21:04,373 --> 00:21:05,405
Thompson!
Thompson!

397
00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:07,307
Thompson! Thompson!

398
00:21:07,342 --> 00:21:09,326
- Whoa!
- Thompson! Thompson!

399
00:21:09,361 --> 00:21:10,610
Thompson! Thompson!

400
00:21:10,679 --> 00:21:12,579
Thompson! Thompson!

401
00:21:12,614 --> 00:21:14,548
Thompson! Thompson!

402
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,383
Thompson! Thompson...

403
00:21:24,689 --> 00:21:27,808
I think everything
just might be all right.

404
00:21:27,859 --> 00:21:30,978
Maybe someone up there really
is a genius matchmaker.

405
00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:32,763
All according to plan.

406
00:22:01,676 --> 00:22:03,976
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