1 00:00:05,340 --> 00:00:06,673 Preston, I must say, 2 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:08,066 the guest list for this year's party 3 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:09,881 has so much diversity. 4 00:00:09,965 --> 00:00:13,298 Yes, a nice mix of millionaires and billionaires. 5 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:15,465 Put the oyster fork at an angle. 6 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:17,048 We're not animals, man. 7 00:00:17,798 --> 00:00:19,153 Now where the devil is… 8 00:00:19,256 --> 00:00:20,256 Pacifica! 9 00:00:21,281 --> 00:00:22,765 What did I tell you about that dress? 10 00:00:22,915 --> 00:00:25,590 The theme is sea foam green, not lake foam green. 11 00:00:25,665 --> 00:00:27,965 - Go change. - But I kind of like it. 12 00:00:28,156 --> 00:00:29,406 Mind your mother, Pacifica. 13 00:00:29,606 --> 00:00:31,023 But… 14 00:00:31,641 --> 00:00:33,022 Yes, Father. 15 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:40,698 Oh, no, it's… happening. 16 00:00:45,048 --> 00:00:47,131 You are my possessions. 17 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,576 Obey me! 18 00:00:50,233 --> 00:00:51,285 This is a disaster. 19 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,049 The party's in just 24 hours. 20 00:00:53,274 --> 00:00:56,128 Surely there's someone who could handle this sort of nonsense. 21 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:00,191 And I think I know just the person. 22 00:01:20,017 --> 00:01:21,617 You asked for it, you got it. 23 00:01:21,717 --> 00:01:24,604 An entire 48-hour marathon of Ghost Harassers. 24 00:01:24,679 --> 00:01:26,751 On the Used To Be About History Channel. 25 00:01:27,442 --> 00:01:28,785 Be strong, bladder. 26 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:30,915 We're not gonna move till sunset. 27 00:01:31,506 --> 00:01:34,643 We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news. 28 00:01:34,793 --> 00:01:36,598 - Oh, what? - It's starting! 29 00:01:36,698 --> 00:01:39,004 - Turn it up. - Make room for Grenda. 30 00:01:39,648 --> 00:01:42,693 Tonight's the night, but I've been out here for days. 31 00:01:43,029 --> 00:01:47,428 The Northwest family's annual high-society shindig ball soiree is here. 32 00:01:47,553 --> 00:01:49,340 And even though common folk aren't let in, 33 00:01:49,423 --> 00:01:53,146 that won't stop us from camping out for a peek at the fanciness. 34 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:55,886 Ooh! 35 00:01:56,148 --> 00:01:57,840 Okay, can someone please explain 36 00:01:57,940 --> 00:01:59,167 why people care about this? 37 00:01:59,378 --> 00:02:01,430 Um, it's pretty much the best party of all time. 38 00:02:01,630 --> 00:02:03,891 Rich food, richer boys. 39 00:02:04,009 --> 00:02:07,315 They say each gift basket has a live quail inside. 40 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,722 Give me your life, Pacifica. 41 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:12,673 Guys, in case you've already forgotten, 42 00:02:12,756 --> 00:02:14,348 Pacifica Northwest is the worst. 43 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,057 And that's not just jealousy talking. 44 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:19,459 I'd say that to her face. 45 00:02:20,190 --> 00:02:21,190 I need your help. 46 00:02:21,590 --> 00:02:22,590 You're the worst. 47 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:25,590 See? 48 00:02:27,006 --> 00:02:29,347 Look, you think it's easy for me to come here? 49 00:02:29,435 --> 00:02:31,140 I don't wanna be seen in this hovel. 50 00:02:31,381 --> 00:02:33,715 But there's something haunting Northwest Manor. 51 00:02:33,923 --> 00:02:36,578 If you don't help me, the party could be ruined. 52 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:38,360 And why should I trust you? 53 00:02:38,535 --> 00:02:40,931 All you've ever done is try to humiliate me and Mabel. 54 00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:42,506 Just name your price, okay? 55 00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:43,785 I'll give you anything. 56 00:02:44,056 --> 00:02:46,571 Hi, Pacifica. Excuse us. 57 00:02:47,381 --> 00:02:49,376 Dipper, don't you see what this means? 58 00:02:49,540 --> 00:02:52,082 If you help Pacifica, you could get us invites 59 00:02:52,232 --> 00:02:53,945 to the greatest party of all time. 60 00:02:54,056 --> 00:02:56,949 What? Mabel, this is Pacifica we're talking about. 61 00:02:57,081 --> 00:02:59,373 But it's Candy and Grenda's dream. 62 00:02:59,798 --> 00:03:01,908 Dream! 63 00:03:04,006 --> 00:03:05,256 Fine. I'll bust your ghost. 64 00:03:05,465 --> 00:03:08,354 But, in exchange, I'll need three tickets to the party. 65 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:11,444 You're just lucky I'm desperate. 66 00:03:12,581 --> 00:03:16,206 Whoo! Desperate, desperate, desperate! 67 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:18,763 Grenda, get the glue gun. We're making dresses. 68 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:32,373 Welcome to Northwest Manor, dorks. 69 00:03:32,756 --> 00:03:34,340 Try not to touch anything. 70 00:03:37,456 --> 00:03:39,123 Everything's so fancy. 71 00:03:39,206 --> 00:03:40,930 Fancy floors, fancy plants. 72 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:43,506 Fancy man. 73 00:03:43,670 --> 00:03:45,120 Yes. Very good, miss. 74 00:03:45,381 --> 00:03:47,085 The rumors were true. 75 00:03:51,173 --> 00:03:53,331 Ah, if it isn't the man of the hour. 76 00:03:53,590 --> 00:03:56,173 Hopefully, you can help us with our little… situation 77 00:03:56,248 --> 00:03:58,359 before the guests arrive in an hour. 78 00:03:58,548 --> 00:03:59,593 I'll do my best. 79 00:03:59,768 --> 00:04:04,381 Splendid. Pacifica, take our guests to the problem room, and, uh 80 00:04:04,806 --> 00:04:06,140 he's not wearing that, is he? 81 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:08,890 I'm on it. 82 00:04:11,465 --> 00:04:13,381 It's like this collar is strangling me. 83 00:04:13,465 --> 00:04:15,507 Who do you guys think you're impressing with this stuff? 84 00:04:15,531 --> 00:04:17,157 Um, everyone. 85 00:04:17,315 --> 00:04:18,942 You wouldn't understand. 86 00:04:19,098 --> 00:04:21,746 High standards are what make the Northwest family great. 87 00:04:22,298 --> 00:04:24,715 Funny, I thought it was lying about founding the town. 88 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,114 Don't touch that. 89 00:04:28,281 --> 00:04:30,638 Oh, wow, guys, it's the guest list. 90 00:04:31,298 --> 00:04:32,423 Whoa! 91 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:33,615 Check out this hottie. 92 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,761 Marius von Fundshauser. 93 00:04:35,981 --> 00:04:37,519 He's a baron from Austria. 94 00:04:37,594 --> 00:04:40,407 Forget the quail. I'm putting him in my guest basket. 95 00:04:40,498 --> 00:04:43,339 Hold up, ladies. I can't believe I'm gonna say this, 96 00:04:43,489 --> 00:04:45,337 but I think this boy is out of our league. 97 00:04:45,540 --> 00:04:47,498 Grenda's right. He's a white whale. 98 00:04:47,706 --> 00:04:49,465 Hunting him will destroy us. 99 00:04:49,615 --> 00:04:51,872 There are tons of cute boys coming. 100 00:04:51,989 --> 00:04:55,716 Let's swear a sisters' truce not to waste time on Marius. 101 00:04:57,048 --> 00:04:58,090 - Deal. - Deal. 102 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,173 Deal. 103 00:05:04,936 --> 00:05:05,936 Whoa. 104 00:05:10,006 --> 00:05:12,381 This is the main room where it's been happening. 105 00:05:12,548 --> 00:05:15,024 Yep, this looks like the kind of room that would be haunted, all right. 106 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,149 I wouldn't be worried, though. 107 00:05:16,173 --> 00:05:18,601 Ghosts fall on a ten-category scale. 108 00:05:18,869 --> 00:05:20,590 Falling plates sound like a category one. 109 00:05:21,673 --> 00:05:24,173 So what? Are you going to bore him back into the afterlife 110 00:05:24,256 --> 00:05:25,381 by reading from this book? 111 00:05:25,465 --> 00:05:27,840 Just gotta splash this sucker with some anointed water, 112 00:05:27,923 --> 00:05:30,256 and he should be out of your probably-fake blonde hair. 113 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:31,590 What was that about my hair? 114 00:05:31,673 --> 00:05:33,548 Sh. I'm picking something up. 115 00:05:44,113 --> 00:05:46,533 Come on, stupid thing. There we go. 116 00:05:49,423 --> 00:05:51,173 Uh, Pacifica? 117 00:05:58,850 --> 00:06:02,506 Ancient sins. Ancient sins. 118 00:06:02,590 --> 00:06:06,798 Ancient sins. Ancient sins. 119 00:06:09,048 --> 00:06:10,548 Dipper, what is this? 120 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,357 It's a category ten. 121 00:06:17,465 --> 00:06:19,923 Ancient blood and blackened skies. 122 00:06:20,298 --> 00:06:23,423 The forest dark once more shall rise. 123 00:06:23,673 --> 00:06:25,423 What do we do, what do we do? 124 00:06:25,506 --> 00:06:27,314 Don't worry. It can't get worse than this. 125 00:06:40,740 --> 00:06:44,875 I smell a Northwest. 126 00:06:47,506 --> 00:06:49,923 Come out. 127 00:06:50,006 --> 00:06:52,923 Come out, wherever you are. 128 00:06:53,006 --> 00:06:55,506 Hurry. Read through your dumb book already. 129 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:57,506 I'm looking, and it's not dumb, okay? 130 00:06:57,756 --> 00:06:59,465 This book is gonna save our lives. 131 00:06:59,548 --> 00:07:01,090 All right, here we go. Advice. 132 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,548 Oh, seriously? 133 00:07:05,965 --> 00:07:08,923 You shouldn't have come here. 134 00:07:09,215 --> 00:07:10,673 This way. Hurry! 135 00:07:13,877 --> 00:07:16,048 Welcome, dukes and duchesses. 136 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,965 Sultans and sportsmen. 137 00:07:18,048 --> 00:07:19,590 Yo, what up, Presto? 138 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:23,215 And reclusive 102-year-old mayor of Gravity Falls, 139 00:07:23,298 --> 00:07:24,881 Mayor Befufftlefumpter. 140 00:07:26,631 --> 00:07:28,298 It's okay. They're with me. 141 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:31,215 Tonight, we will enjoy only the finest of tastes 142 00:07:31,298 --> 00:07:33,363 and only the snootiest of laughter. 143 00:07:36,131 --> 00:07:37,173 That's the ticket. 144 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:38,756 Cheese, chocolate. 145 00:07:39,548 --> 00:07:40,715 Cheese, chocolate. 146 00:07:41,131 --> 00:07:42,756 Candy, listen to me carefully. 147 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,048 You're caught in a sweet-savory loop. 148 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,522 Put the fondue fork down. 149 00:07:46,715 --> 00:07:50,673 I want to, but I can't. 150 00:07:50,756 --> 00:07:54,090 Introducing Baron Marius von Fundshauser. 151 00:07:59,173 --> 00:08:01,090 Guten tag. 152 00:08:01,173 --> 00:08:03,131 Guten take me now! 153 00:08:03,215 --> 00:08:05,605 Mabel, we had a truce. 154 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,236 Yes, yes, yes, a truce. 155 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:10,414 Grenda, can you go fetch us some fancy napkins? 156 00:08:10,606 --> 00:08:12,044 Wow. Okay. 157 00:08:12,731 --> 00:08:15,231 Listen, Mabel, I don't know if I can follow this truce. 158 00:08:15,465 --> 00:08:16,694 He is too adorable. 159 00:08:16,856 --> 00:08:18,166 Me, too, Candy. 160 00:08:18,306 --> 00:08:20,515 But what do we do? He's unattainable. 161 00:08:20,715 --> 00:08:23,173 What if we flirt with him as a team? 162 00:08:23,256 --> 00:08:26,078 With our cuteness combined, one of us might have a chance. 163 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,090 It is the perfect plan. 164 00:08:28,173 --> 00:08:29,748 But what about Grenda? 165 00:08:29,923 --> 00:08:32,840 I love Grenda, Mabel, but these boys are fancy. 166 00:08:32,923 --> 00:08:35,256 Her aggressive flirting style might scare them away. 167 00:08:35,423 --> 00:08:37,173 Hey, what's on your shirt? 168 00:08:37,523 --> 00:08:40,256 Ha! Gullible! Loser! 169 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,548 Hurry. Through the garden. 170 00:08:48,631 --> 00:08:49,923 Watch out for peacocks. 171 00:08:53,215 --> 00:08:54,881 Come on, come on. I got it. 172 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:57,881 A haunted painting can only be trapped in a silver mirror. 173 00:08:57,965 --> 00:08:59,923 Look, there's a silver mirror right there. 174 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:03,673 Wait. Don't go in there. 175 00:09:03,756 --> 00:09:05,716 This room has my parents' favorite carpet pattern. 176 00:09:05,798 --> 00:09:07,506 They'll lose it if we track mud in there. 177 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,506 What? Are you serious? 178 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,881 We'll find another way. 179 00:09:12,006 --> 00:09:13,941 - Come out! - Pacifica, we don't have time for this. 180 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:15,006 Let me through! 181 00:09:15,131 --> 00:09:17,298 No. My parents will kill me. 182 00:09:17,381 --> 00:09:19,465 Why are you so afraid of your parents? 183 00:09:19,548 --> 00:09:21,215 You wouldn't understand. 184 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:30,423 What is this place? 185 00:09:30,506 --> 00:09:33,173 That's weird. I don't even know where this room is. 186 00:09:33,256 --> 00:09:34,923 Hopefully, the ghost doesn't either. 187 00:09:35,006 --> 00:09:36,965 Yeah. Maybe we're safe. 188 00:09:41,256 --> 00:09:43,465 Pacifica! Watch out! 189 00:09:43,548 --> 00:09:45,881 Your fate is sealed! 190 00:09:48,173 --> 00:09:49,590 A silver mirror. 191 00:09:51,881 --> 00:09:55,506 Prepare to die, Northwest! 192 00:10:02,465 --> 00:10:03,923 Did you get him? 193 00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:08,631 No! Free me! 194 00:10:08,715 --> 00:10:10,881 Yes! 195 00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:12,425 We did it! 196 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,840 Can I pay you to pretend that never happened? 197 00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:24,131 Well, Pacifica, you really found the right man for the job. 198 00:10:24,215 --> 00:10:26,090 We can't thank you enough. 199 00:10:26,664 --> 00:10:27,689 That's enough. 200 00:10:27,814 --> 00:10:30,089 Hey, just holdin' up my end of the deal. 201 00:10:31,038 --> 00:10:32,223 Wait. Leaving already? 202 00:10:32,348 --> 00:10:34,506 You're at the world's best party, dummy. 203 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:35,965 I'd love to stay, 204 00:10:36,048 --> 00:10:39,312 but I've got a category ten ghost to dispose of. 205 00:10:40,423 --> 00:10:42,756 Ha ha. Category ten. 206 00:10:44,715 --> 00:10:46,173 Call me crazy, 207 00:10:46,256 --> 00:10:48,601 but maybe she's not that bad after all. 208 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,510 What are you laughing about, man? I defeated you. 209 00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:56,131 You've been had, boy. 210 00:10:56,215 --> 00:10:59,731 You remind me of me 150 years ago. 211 00:10:59,923 --> 00:11:01,048 What do you mean? 212 00:11:01,215 --> 00:11:04,006 One hundred and fifty years ago this day, 213 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:06,381 the Northwests asked us lumber folk 214 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,282 to build them a mansion atop the hill. 215 00:11:08,465 --> 00:11:10,840 We were told it would be a service to the town, 216 00:11:10,923 --> 00:11:12,298 that once a year, they would throw 217 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:16,923 a grand party, and all would share in the bounty. 218 00:11:17,298 --> 00:11:20,923 It took years of back-breaking labor and sacrifice, 219 00:11:22,006 --> 00:11:24,298 but when it was time for the grand party 220 00:11:24,381 --> 00:11:26,923 they promised the common folk of the town, 221 00:11:27,131 --> 00:11:29,325 they refused to let us in. 222 00:11:37,756 --> 00:11:40,911 You promised, Northwest. 223 00:11:41,698 --> 00:11:44,740 With the trees gone, the mudslides began. 224 00:11:44,848 --> 00:11:46,440 While they partied and laughed, 225 00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:49,166 I was swept away by the storm. 226 00:11:52,215 --> 00:11:54,965 And so I said with final breath, 227 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,173 150 years I'll return from death. 228 00:11:58,256 --> 00:12:00,173 And if the gate still closed to town, 229 00:12:00,256 --> 00:12:03,798 wealthy blood will stain the ground. 230 00:12:03,881 --> 00:12:07,340 A curse passed down until this day. 231 00:12:08,835 --> 00:12:09,860 So wait a minute. 232 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,727 The Northwests knew this haunting was coming, 233 00:12:12,827 --> 00:12:14,267 and they tricked me into helping them 234 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:17,417 to avoid ghostly justice? I'll be right back. 235 00:12:17,673 --> 00:12:20,006 Thank you so much for coming, mayor. 236 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:22,832 As a sign of our respect, please take this chimp servant. 237 00:12:23,607 --> 00:12:24,707 Keep him away from bright lights. 238 00:12:24,731 --> 00:12:25,906 He gets grabby. 239 00:12:26,256 --> 00:12:27,548 Northwests! 240 00:12:28,256 --> 00:12:30,423 You've got some explaining to do. 241 00:12:32,215 --> 00:12:33,715 Dipper, you came back. 242 00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:36,631 You lied to me. All of you did. 243 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,881 All you had to do was let the townsfolk into the party, 244 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,798 and you could've broken the curse. 245 00:12:40,881 --> 00:12:42,840 But you made me do your dirty work instead. 246 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:47,519 Look at who you're talking to, boy. 247 00:12:47,569 --> 00:12:50,717 I'm hosting a party for the most powerful people in the world. 248 00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:53,173 You think they'd come here if they had to rub elbows 249 00:12:53,256 --> 00:12:55,514 - with your kind? - My kind? 250 00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:58,173 I was right about you all along. 251 00:12:58,256 --> 00:12:59,726 You're just as bad as your parents. 252 00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:02,062 Another link in the world's worst chain. 253 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,309 I'm sorry. They made me. 254 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,359 I should've told you, but… 255 00:13:08,673 --> 00:13:12,281 Enjoy the party. It's the last time you and your kind 256 00:13:12,473 --> 00:13:14,361 will ever come. 257 00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:16,446 No, no! Those aren't for him. 258 00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:20,305 Stupid Northwests. 259 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,423 Making me do their exorcism for them. 260 00:13:22,673 --> 00:13:24,590 Exodus demonus, spookus scarus, 261 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,881 - ain't-afraid-us no-ghost-us. - Dipper… 262 00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:30,884 Dipper, please let me get my vengeance on the Northwests. 263 00:13:31,109 --> 00:13:33,106 You hate them as much as I. 264 00:13:33,298 --> 00:13:34,478 Hey, I feel you. 265 00:13:34,571 --> 00:13:36,506 It's just, my sister's in there, 266 00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:39,074 and you seem a little unstable, man. 267 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,946 Very well, boy. 268 00:13:41,231 --> 00:13:44,568 Then before you banish my soul, 269 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:47,256 may these tired old lumber eyes 270 00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:50,908 gaze upon the trees one final time? 271 00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:53,443 Uh… I guess. 272 00:13:53,673 --> 00:13:55,475 Go nuts, man. 273 00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:00,298 What? 274 00:14:08,256 --> 00:14:11,631 Yes! Vengeance! 275 00:14:12,381 --> 00:14:13,590 Oh, no. Mabel! 276 00:14:19,048 --> 00:14:20,259 Hi. I'm Mabel. 277 00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:22,798 So, Australia, huh? 278 00:14:22,881 --> 00:14:25,131 Do you guys eat kangaroo meat over there, 279 00:14:25,215 --> 00:14:27,237 or are they strictly pets? 280 00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:28,765 I am from Austria. 281 00:14:29,048 --> 00:14:30,923 Tag, tag. 282 00:14:31,006 --> 00:14:32,090 I am Candy. 283 00:14:32,215 --> 00:14:34,404 I love the tiny hats you wear on your shoulders. 284 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:37,177 If you were a boat, do you know what kind you'd be? 285 00:14:37,352 --> 00:14:38,756 A dreamboat. That's what kind. 286 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,881 - You're tagged out. - Tagged back in. 287 00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:43,085 - You can't do that. - I can tag myself. It's allowed. 288 00:14:44,631 --> 00:14:46,465 Ahem! 289 00:14:46,548 --> 00:14:48,548 What exactly was all that? 290 00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:50,837 You were flirting with Marius without me. 291 00:14:51,048 --> 00:14:53,215 We're sorry, Grenda. It's just… 292 00:14:53,298 --> 00:14:56,881 Your flirting style can come off as a bit… intense. 293 00:14:57,803 --> 00:14:59,078 Oh, I see. 294 00:14:59,173 --> 00:15:02,381 You think I shouldn't be myself just because I'm in this stupid mansion. 295 00:15:02,465 --> 00:15:04,101 I thought you liked my style. 296 00:15:04,298 --> 00:15:06,686 We do, but these boys might not. 297 00:15:06,881 --> 00:15:09,218 Oh, then I guess they wouldn't like this either. 298 00:15:09,631 --> 00:15:11,860 - Hey, Marius. - Yah? 299 00:15:12,756 --> 00:15:13,881 You've got something 300 00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:15,850 on your shirt. 301 00:15:27,465 --> 00:15:28,923 Thank you all for coming. 302 00:15:29,131 --> 00:15:30,465 I think we can all say 303 00:15:30,548 --> 00:15:32,462 this party was a rousing success. 304 00:15:32,756 --> 00:15:34,881 I guess you could say it was a slam dunk, Preston. 305 00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:36,673 Yes, yes, I guess, sure. 306 00:15:36,756 --> 00:15:37,756 A toast 307 00:15:37,923 --> 00:15:40,923 to our family name. What? 308 00:15:45,173 --> 00:15:47,256 Generations locked away. 309 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:50,590 My revenge shall have its day. 310 00:15:50,673 --> 00:15:52,215 Ah, the Grim Reaper. 311 00:15:52,298 --> 00:15:54,715 I've been wondering when you would arrive. 312 00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,256 Preston, what are we going to do? 313 00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:15,881 Prepare the panic room. 314 00:16:23,756 --> 00:16:26,756 Please… help me. 315 00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:28,798 Whoa! That is messed up. 316 00:16:29,715 --> 00:16:32,048 Just one way to change your fates. 317 00:16:32,278 --> 00:16:36,048 A Northwest must open the party gates. 318 00:16:36,215 --> 00:16:37,965 A Northwest? Pacifica. 319 00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:44,006 Pacifica. There you are. 320 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,173 The ghost is turning everyone to wood, 321 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,423 and he just started rhyming for some reason. 322 00:16:48,506 --> 00:16:49,673 I need your help. 323 00:16:50,006 --> 00:16:51,006 Pacifica? 324 00:16:51,256 --> 00:16:53,631 You wanna know why this room was locked up? 325 00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:55,256 This is what I found in here. 326 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,965 A painted record of every horrible thing 327 00:16:58,090 --> 00:16:59,340 that my family's ever done. 328 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:02,048 Lying, cheating, and then, there's me. 329 00:17:02,131 --> 00:17:04,631 I lied to you just because I'm too scared 330 00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:06,923 to talk back to my stupid parents. 331 00:17:08,506 --> 00:17:09,798 You were right about me. 332 00:17:09,881 --> 00:17:12,631 I am just another link in the world's worst chain. 333 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,298 Pacifica, I'm sorry about what I said earlier, 334 00:17:16,423 --> 00:17:18,506 but just 'cause you're your parents' daughter 335 00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,070 doesn't mean you have to be like them. 336 00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:22,656 It's not too late. 337 00:17:22,956 --> 00:17:25,290 - It's too late! - Oh, no! 338 00:17:25,631 --> 00:17:28,662 You are all wood! 339 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:38,505 Dipper, wait. 340 00:17:40,673 --> 00:17:42,256 All right, ghost. 341 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:43,340 Prepare to get… 342 00:17:44,215 --> 00:17:45,631 No, wait! 343 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,048 No, no, no, no! 344 00:17:48,131 --> 00:17:50,965 No, someone help. Someone help! 345 00:17:55,131 --> 00:17:58,048 A forest of death, a lesson learned. 346 00:17:58,131 --> 00:18:01,506 And now, the Northwest manor will burn! 347 00:18:04,173 --> 00:18:06,590 Hey, ugly. Over here. 348 00:18:07,548 --> 00:18:09,048 You want me to let in the townsfolk? 349 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,173 'Cause I'll do it. 350 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,756 Just change everyone back. 351 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,506 You wish to prove yourself? 352 00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:18,298 Pull that lever and open the grand gate to the town. 353 00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:21,131 Fulfill your ancestors' promise. 354 00:18:22,423 --> 00:18:24,048 Pacifica Elise Northwest, 355 00:18:24,131 --> 00:18:25,506 stop this instant. 356 00:18:25,673 --> 00:18:27,673 We can't let the town see us like this. 357 00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:29,798 We have a reputation to uphold. 358 00:18:30,048 --> 00:18:31,340 Now come into the panic room. 359 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:32,691 There's enough mini sandwiches 360 00:18:32,715 --> 00:18:34,840 and oxygen to last you, me, and a butler a full week. 361 00:18:34,923 --> 00:18:37,355 We'll eat the butler. 362 00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:44,506 You dare disobey us? 363 00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:52,881 Dingly, dingly. Is this bell broken? 364 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,798 Our family name is broken, 365 00:18:54,881 --> 00:18:56,840 and I'm gonna fix it. 366 00:18:59,798 --> 00:19:02,215 Get it, get it. 367 00:19:05,965 --> 00:19:08,215 Yes, yes, it's happening. 368 00:19:08,298 --> 00:19:10,840 My heart, once as hard as oak, 369 00:19:10,923 --> 00:19:14,059 now grows soft like more of a birch or something. 370 00:19:21,923 --> 00:19:25,173 Pacifica, you are not like the other Northwests. 371 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:30,756 I feel lumber justice. 372 00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:41,715 Oh, yes! Yeah! 373 00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:44,381 Good Lord, the riff-raff. 374 00:19:44,465 --> 00:19:45,757 They're everywhere. 375 00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:47,131 Ooh. Ha ha! 376 00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:50,631 That's not how the fork should be placed. 377 00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:53,381 Ugh, man, what happened? 378 00:19:53,465 --> 00:19:54,465 Ahem! 379 00:19:55,881 --> 00:19:58,292 Grenda, we are so sorry. 380 00:19:58,548 --> 00:19:59,868 We shouldn't have left you behind. 381 00:20:00,048 --> 00:20:01,173 It's okay. 382 00:20:01,256 --> 00:20:03,131 Maybe I do need to work on my flirting. 383 00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:06,173 Come on, let's go dunk our heads in some cheese and chocolate. 384 00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:07,965 - Friends? - Friends! 385 00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,048 Wait! 386 00:20:10,548 --> 00:20:11,590 Don't go! 387 00:20:11,673 --> 00:20:13,965 Grenda, was it? I must speak with you. 388 00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,465 There's something about you. 389 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,131 I can't get you out of my head. 390 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,881 You're so bold and confident. 391 00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:20,524 I know you're probably out of my league, 392 00:20:20,548 --> 00:20:22,548 but might I give you mein phone number? 393 00:20:23,226 --> 00:20:25,756 I don't have a phone. Write it on my face. 394 00:20:26,548 --> 00:20:28,673 Whoa! Go, Grenda. 395 00:20:28,798 --> 00:20:30,590 I guess we shouldn't have sold her short. 396 00:20:30,756 --> 00:20:32,506 - I call bridesmaid. - What? 397 00:20:32,590 --> 00:20:34,090 I call co-bridesmaids. 398 00:20:34,256 --> 00:20:36,905 Man, if your family hates you for this, they're idiots. 399 00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:38,173 This is great. 400 00:20:38,256 --> 00:20:39,756 Enjoy it while it lasts. 401 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,465 Next year, I'm sure they're just gonna lock everyone out again. 402 00:20:43,259 --> 00:20:44,965 Hey, guess what we're standing on. 403 00:20:54,548 --> 00:20:57,590 But seriously, I'd better go find someone to clean this up. 404 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:01,631 Whoo! Scoobiddy doo! Hornswaggle my goat knees! 405 00:21:01,715 --> 00:21:03,631 Well, ho-ho, what's up, McGucket? 406 00:21:06,673 --> 00:21:08,715 Dipper, I been lookin' for you. 407 00:21:08,798 --> 00:21:09,840 I fixed the laptop. 408 00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:12,482 I've been doin' calculations, and I think something terrible is comin'. 409 00:21:12,506 --> 00:21:14,721 The apocalypse. The end times. 410 00:21:15,131 --> 00:21:17,048 You know what, McGucket. 411 00:21:17,131 --> 00:21:19,090 How about we talk about this stuff tomorrow? 412 00:21:19,215 --> 00:21:21,923 It's a party. Let's have some fun for once, huh? 413 00:21:26,131 --> 00:21:28,173 Oh, this is bad. 414 00:21:28,256 --> 00:21:29,673 Somethin's comin'. 415 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,256 Somethin' big. 416 00:21:34,006 --> 00:21:35,590 Quick, in here, my darling. 417 00:21:35,673 --> 00:21:37,215 A moment alone at last. 418 00:21:37,298 --> 00:21:39,173 You can drop the act, Trigger. 419 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:44,006 They're seeing activity on the machine. 420 00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:45,673 - It's go time. - Roger that. 421 00:21:45,756 --> 00:21:46,923 Where's my phone? 422 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,506 - I don't have it. - Yes, you do. It was in your purse. 423 00:21:49,848 --> 00:21:52,140 Oh, so I'm just supposed to hold onto everything for you? 424 00:21:52,298 --> 00:21:54,506 I asked you when we were in the car. 425 00:21:54,590 --> 00:21:56,230 Why do we always have to fight at parties? 426 00:21:58,173 --> 00:21:59,631 Not even gonna ask.