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2x11 - "Not What He Seems"

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Come on, come on. Should be
just enough to finish the job.

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Phew! Can't be too careful
with this stuff.

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"Warning."
Blah blah blah...

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"Extreme usage could result
in minor gravity anomalies."

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Can it, Poindexter.
I've come this far.

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I'm not giving up now.

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Yes, this is it!

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It's gonna be a bumpy
ride, but it'll all be worth it.

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Just eighteen more hours.

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Finally, everything changes...
today.

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sync & correction by f1nc0
- Addic7ed.com ~

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It's here!
It's here! It's here!

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Okay, so I was
just opening random doors,

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because I'm a creep, when
I found something amazing!

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If it was worth waking up at
7:00 am for, that will be amazing.

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- Feast your eyes!
- Whoa!

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Bro. Bro.
We're both thinkin' it.

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Crazy rooftop fireworks party!

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Not so fast, kids.
There is no way on Earth

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you're setting off those
dangerous, illegal fireworks...

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without me.

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Here you go, sweetie!

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Set something on fire
for your Grunkle Stan!

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I am the god of destruction!

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Whoa!

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Yay! Whoo!

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Hold on a minute.
Do you have a permit for those?

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Uh...

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Uh, do you have a permit
for being totally lame?

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Hey-o!

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Well, I can't
argue with that. Carry on.

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But seriously, though, we should
probably clean this mess up.

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- With water balloons?
- I don't see why not.

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Seriously?

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- Ow.
- Whoo!

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Ah, this is what Saturdays are for.
Doing dumb things forever!

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Dumb things forever!

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Whoa, there!

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To Grunkle Stan!
Not just a great uncle...

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The greatest uncle!

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Ha ha.
All right, all right. I tell ya,

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it's unnatural for siblings
to get along as well as you do.

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Ha ha! Don't worry, we've
still got plenty of summer left

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to drive each other crazy.

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Heh... yeah...
plenty of summer left.

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Kids, there's something I, uh...
something I should tell you.

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It's, um...
W-well, it's complicated.

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I...

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I'm gonna go refresh my soda.

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Enjoy it while you can, Stan.
They'll find out sooner or later.

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Today's the day.
What is that, a ladybug?

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What the... Oh, no!

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Target's secure!
Take the house!

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What the... ?

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Kids are secure.
Roof team, go!

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Clear!

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Clear!

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Pig secure... we have secured a pig.

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Hey, hands off, you stooge!

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I don't understand!

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What did I do that warrants
this much arresting?

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The government guys?
I thought you got eaten by zombies.

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- We survived... barely.
- I used Trigger as a human shield.

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- He cried like a baby.
- Wha... Hey!

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Not in front of the special ops guys.

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This is security footage of
a government waste facility.

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At 0400 hours last night, someone
robbed 300 gallons of dangerous waste.

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What? You think that's me?

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Don't play dumb with us, Pines!

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But I actually am dumb!
Last night I was restocking

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- the gift shop... I swear!
- Wait, Grunkle Stan!

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You've got the wrong guy!
Our Grunkle Stan might shoplift

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the occasional tangerine, but
he's not some evil supervillain.

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Listen, kid. We've been
watching your family all summer,

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and we've seen some disturbing things,

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but nothing as dangerous as
what your uncle is hiding.

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Somewhere hidden in this
shack is a doomsday device!

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Trigger, you take the children.

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I'll talk to the old man.
Sorry to break it to you, kids,

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but you don't know your uncle at all.

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- Icee pop, clear!
- Hey!

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Kids! You gotta believe me!

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For once I'm actually innocent!
Kids!

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Ground team, move move move!

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- Break down the door!
- Or... maybe not.

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Stanford Pines, you stand accused
of theft of government waste,

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conspiracy, and possession
of illegal weapons.

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How do you plead to these charges?

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Uh... "guiltoccent."
I mean, "innoguilty."

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Um...
Can I have my phone call?

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Okay, give me whatever you
got that comes with a free toy.

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Soos!

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Mr. Pines? Is this some
sort of possession situation?

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Soos, pick up!

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Mr. Pines, what happened?
I heard you got arrested or something?

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I had to go get some panic food.

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Listen, I need something from you.

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You know that vending
machine in the gift shop?

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I need you to guard it with your life.

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No matter what happens,
no matter who talks to you,

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don't let them touch that machine!

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Time for a repair guy...
to become a repair man.

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Sir, your Junior Yum-Yum
Baby-Time Kiddo Meal?

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Just put one in my mouth.

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Let's do this.

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We've got Mr. Pines in custody.

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Our men are searching
the shack for that device.

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You take care of those kids.

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What are you gonna do to us?

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- We'll be taking you to child services.
- Boo!

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In the meantime, enjoy
some mindless reality TV...

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designed to pacify you and
make you stop asking questions.

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I'm about to make the incision.

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Ker-prank!

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You're watching Ker-Prank'd
with Justin Ker-Prank.

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Dipper, this is crazy.

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There's no way Stan was
stealing hazardous waste.

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- We gotta clear his name!
- Hmm...

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Wait a minute, the security tapes!

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Didn't Stan say he was restocking
the gift shop last night?

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If we could get the Mystery
Shack's surveillance tapes,

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we could prove he's innocent!

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We just need to think
of a way out of here.

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Think, Mabel. Think.

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No!

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Mayday, mayday!
Agent down!

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- Uhh! Darn branch! Uhh!
- Ha ha, yes!

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Backup!
Requesting backup!

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Come on, Dipper. We're gonna
go clear our uncle's name.

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Oh, you poor kids. You really
think your uncle's innocent?

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I've seen it all before.
False names, double lives.

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One minute, they're
playing with water balloons.

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The next, they're
building doomsday devices.

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Your uncle scammed the whole world.

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You gonna let him scam you, too?

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You... You don't know
what you're talking about.

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You're gonna regret this!

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Only five more hours till it happens.
I gotta be there!

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Come on, Stan,
you gotta think of a way out of this.

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Think! Think!

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Huh?

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They're getting stronger!
Of course, that's it!

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H-hey! Whoa!

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Is it just me, or did the
entire world just hiccup?

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I'm sure it's just
a baby-sized earthquake.

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Aww, baby-sized!

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It's happening!
The end times!

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When that machine activates,
I gotta get outta town!

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Git in there, raccoon wife, git!

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Eh?

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All right, here's the plan.
I'll take out those

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two guard guys, you karate-chop
the other dude in the neck,

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and then we'll back-flip
through the front door!

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Mabel, aren't you forgetting
the simpler solution?

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Oh, right.

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- So is it a rock, or is it a face?
- I think... it's a metaphor.

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All right. If I was Stan,

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where would I hide
those surveillance tapes?

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Wait! The Antelabbit!

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Don't you mean "jackalope"?

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Pfft! That can't be right.

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Yes!

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It's this week! This is it!

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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

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Someone yelled "Wormy Dance."
We had to!

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Fast-forward.

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Ha! There it is!
Stan restocking, like he said.

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And the date shows it was last night!
It's proof! He's innocent!

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- Uh-oh.
- Uh, maybe he's just

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going to the bathroom outdoors,
the way nature intended.

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Oh, no. Stan, you didn't!

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Don't panic. That could
be anyone in that suit.

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Hot Belgian waffles!

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Wait, I'm alone. I can
swear for real! Son-of-a...

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That's him, all right.

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Okay, okay. So maybe Grunkle
Stan stole some toxic waste.

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That doesn't mean he's leading
a nefarious double life.

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Mabel, I'm not so sure about that.

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What? What is all this?

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Stetson Pinefield?

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Hal Forrester?
Andrew "8-Ball" Alcatraz?

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These are fake IDs, Mabel!
You wouldn't need these

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unless you were trying to
hide your real identity.

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But why would Stan do that?

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What?

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"Stan Pines Dead"?

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"Foul play suspected in Pines' death."

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"Fiery car crash, brakes cut... "
By who?

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"Unnamed grifter at large"?

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Why would they call him "unnamed"?

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- Unless Stan...
- ... isn't...

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Stan?

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Stan Pines is dead?

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Then who have we been living with?
It doesn't make any sense!

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There has to be some explanation.

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Maybe we're getting Ker-Pranked!
Justin Ker-Prank is gonna

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jump up from behind one of
these plants, any minute now!

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Any minute, Justin.

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Can't believe it! This whole summer
I've been looking for answers,

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and the biggest mystery
was right under our nose.

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There's gotta be some kind of
explanation in here, somewhere.

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What the... ?
"Secret Code to Hideout"?

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Let me see that!
A1, B, C3...

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- I've never seen a code like this.
- Wait, I have!

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Dipper, it's the vending machine!

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All right, Pines.
Play time is over.

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Chopper's ready to
dust off to Washington.

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I'll enjoy putting you away.

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What? Um, can't we stick
around for maybe one minute,

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uh, one minute, thirty seconds?

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We're not falling for your games, Pines.

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You've been running your whole life.
Your time is finally up.

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Bathroom break?
Just gimme 15 seconds.

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Sorry, but you've got a flight to catch.

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Oh, yeah? So do you!

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Huh?

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Whoa, whoa, hey!

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Hey!
Dang it, get back here!

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Men, get him!

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No! You won't get away with this!

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Gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!

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Ow!

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Whoa!

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- You know where the Mystery Shack is?
- Uh, yeah.

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Okay, here's a hundred bucks.

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Drive as far away from
the Shack as possible,

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and don't stop when the
cops start chasing you!

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He's getting away!

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Obviously, follow that cab!

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Stanford escaped! He's at large!

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We need to sweep the town!
Move, move, move!

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All right, Soos, remember the plan.

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Protect the machine, earn Stan's trust,

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legally get adopted by Stan,
change name to Stan Junior.

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- Soos!
- Oh, kids, where have you been?

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W-what are you doing here?

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Stan gave me a mission
to protect this machine.

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Ha!
And I thought I loved snacks!

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Soos, listen.
Something huge is going on here.

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If Stan is hiding some dangerous secret,
we need to find out what it is!

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- I need you to step aside.
- Yeah, just let us through

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so we can prove this is all
just a big misunderstanding.

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Guys, I know this seems crazy,

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but I promised Stan I would
guard this with my life.

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I'm sorry, Soos.

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Attack glitter!
It's pretty, but it hurts!

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- Please, Soos!
- C'mon, Soos!

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Aw, c'mon, I don't wanna fight you guys!

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This hurts me more than it hurts you!

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Seriously, it hurts me
way more than it hurts you.

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Ohh...

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It's like something from a video game.

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- Or a dream.
- Or a nightmare.

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I gotta be there when it happens!

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Guys, are we dreaming?
Somebody wake me up.

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This... can't be real.

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I don't understand. Why
would Mr. Pines have all this?

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It's just like that bunker in the woods.

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But what is it doing
underneath the Mystery Shack?

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00:16:33,616 --> 00:16:37,502
Okay, okay, so he's got
a huge, gigantic lab.

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That doesn't mean anything bad.

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Everyone's got secrets!

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It's still Stan, and he loves us.

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- And we love him, right?
- Can't be... it's impossible.

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The other two journals?

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All this time, all this time,
Stan had them?

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I can't believe it!
Was anything he said to us real?

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- Why would he have those journals?
- Maybe he's the author.

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Or maybe he stole them from the author!

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Maybe the reason he has
all of those fake IDs

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is because he is a master criminal,

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and this machine is his master plan!

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Whoa!

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"I was wrong the whole time."

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"The machine was meant to create
knowledge, but it is too powerful!"

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"I was deceived, and now it is too late!"

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- "The device, if fully operational,"
- "could tear our universe apart!"

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"It must not fall into the wrong hands.

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"If the clock ever reaches zero,
our universe is doomed."

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It's the final countdown!
Just like they always sung about!

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The agents were right!
We have to shut it down!

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There! Quick!

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Turn these! Together!

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That's it!
The shutdown switch!

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This all stops now!

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Don't touch that button!

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Dipper, just back away.

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Please don't press that shutdown
button. You gotta trust me.

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And I should trust you, why?

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After you stole radioactive waste,
after you lied to us all summer!

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- I don't even know who you are!
- Look, I know this all seems nuts,

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but I need that machine to stay on.
If you just let me explain...

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Oh! Oh, no!
Brace yourselves!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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T-minus 35 seconds.

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Whoa, aah!

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Dipper!

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Mabel! Hurry!
Shut it down!

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No!

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Mabel, Mabel, wait!
Stop! Uhh!

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Soos, what are you doing?
I gave you an order!

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Sorry, Mr. Pines,
if that is your real name,

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but I have a new mission now,
protecting these kids!

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Soos, you idiot, let me go!

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- Let me go! C'mon!
- Mabel, press the red button!

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- Shut it down!
- No, you can't! You gotta trust me!

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Grunkle Stan, I don't even
know if you're my Grunkle!

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I wanna believe you, but...

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Then listen to me.
Remember this morning,

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when I said I wanted to
tell you guys something?

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T-minus 20 seconds.

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I wanted to say that you're gonna
hear some bad things about me,

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and some of 'em are true, but trust
me, everything I've worked for,

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everything I care about,
it's all for this family.

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Mabel, what if he's lying?

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This thing could destroy the universe!
Listen to your head!

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Look into my eyes, Mabel!

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You really think I'm a bad guy?

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He's lying!
Shut it down, now!

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- Mabel, please!
- Ten, nine...

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Grunkle Stan...

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Six, five...

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I trust you.

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Mabel, are you crazy?
We're all gonna...

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One.

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Nooo!

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W-What? Who is that?

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The author of the journals...

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my brother.

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- Is this the part where one of us faints?
- Oh, I am so on it, dude.

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