1 00:00:13,517 --> 00:00:15,227 Princess Love-A-Corn says… 2 00:00:15,311 --> 00:00:18,272 Buy my 42 accessories. 3 00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:38,542 I know that laugh. 4 00:00:38,751 --> 00:00:40,336 Show yourself! 5 00:00:42,797 --> 00:00:46,967 Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. 6 00:00:47,051 --> 00:00:49,387 Aren't you a sight for sore eye. 7 00:00:49,470 --> 00:00:52,223 Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old pal. 8 00:00:52,306 --> 00:00:53,891 Bill Cipher. 9 00:00:53,974 --> 00:00:55,142 What do you want from me? 10 00:00:55,226 --> 00:00:57,019 Oh, quit playing dumb, IQ. 11 00:00:57,103 --> 00:00:58,813 You knew I'd be back. 12 00:00:58,896 --> 00:01:01,857 You think shutting down that portal can stop what I have planned? 13 00:01:01,982 --> 00:01:04,485 I've been making deals, chatting with old friends, 14 00:01:04,568 --> 00:01:06,153 preparing for the big day. 15 00:01:06,278 --> 00:01:08,697 You can't keep that rift safe forever. 16 00:01:09,323 --> 00:01:11,659 You'll slip up, and when you do… 17 00:01:16,038 --> 00:01:17,248 Get out of here! 18 00:01:17,331 --> 00:01:19,125 You have no dominion in our world. 19 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:22,795 Maybe not right now, but things change, Stanford Pines. 20 00:01:22,878 --> 00:01:25,714 Things change. 21 00:01:32,430 --> 00:01:33,889 I have to warn them. 22 00:01:34,265 --> 00:01:35,265 He's coming. 23 00:01:55,536 --> 00:01:58,873 All right, Grunkle Stan's gotta have some decent board games. 24 00:01:58,956 --> 00:02:01,792 Let's see, Battle Chutes and Ladder Ships, 25 00:02:01,876 --> 00:02:04,962 Necronomicopoly, Don't Wake Stalin. 26 00:02:05,129 --> 00:02:07,756 Hey, what's this? "What Could Go Wrong, the board game. 27 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,802 The last players who opened this box never made it out alive." 28 00:02:12,845 --> 00:02:14,030 Well, I guess I know what we're… 29 00:02:14,054 --> 00:02:15,407 This should take up the next 21 minutes. 30 00:02:15,431 --> 00:02:17,391 Family meeting. Family meeting. 31 00:02:18,893 --> 00:02:20,936 All right, Santiago. 32 00:02:21,145 --> 00:02:24,273 You have 24 hours to get these pugs across the U.S. border. 33 00:02:24,356 --> 00:02:26,442 Family meeting, family meeting! 34 00:02:26,609 --> 00:02:29,778 No te preocupes. Vamos, vamos. 35 00:02:31,071 --> 00:02:33,157 Ah, children. Come in, come in. 36 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,826 Ooh, mysterious scrolls and potions. 37 00:02:35,910 --> 00:02:39,288 Are you going to tell us we're finally of age to go to wizard school? 38 00:02:39,371 --> 00:02:41,332 Is there an owl in this bag? 39 00:02:41,415 --> 00:02:43,751 No. I can assure you, if there's an owl in this bag, 40 00:02:43,834 --> 00:02:45,169 he's long dead. 41 00:02:46,504 --> 00:02:50,257 Now tell me, children, do either of you recognize this symbol? 42 00:02:51,425 --> 00:02:53,928 - Bill. - You know him? 43 00:02:54,011 --> 00:02:56,931 Know him? He's been terrorizing us all summer. 44 00:02:57,056 --> 00:02:59,350 I have so many questions and theories. 45 00:02:59,433 --> 00:03:02,728 Dipper's been pretty paranoid since Bill turned him into a living sock puppet. 46 00:03:02,937 --> 00:03:05,523 The important thing is, we defeated him twice. 47 00:03:05,648 --> 00:03:07,816 Once with kittens, and once with tickles. 48 00:03:08,108 --> 00:03:10,027 It was a lot more heroic than it sounds. 49 00:03:10,236 --> 00:03:13,239 The fact that you've dealt with Bill is gravely serious. 50 00:03:13,322 --> 00:03:15,407 So how do you know Bill? 51 00:03:15,574 --> 00:03:18,452 I have encountered many dark beings in my time, Dipper. 52 00:03:18,577 --> 00:03:20,913 What matters is, his powers are growing stronger, 53 00:03:20,996 --> 00:03:24,083 and if he pulls off his plans, no one in this family will be safe. 54 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:28,712 Fortunately, there should be a way to shield us from his mental tricks. 55 00:03:29,004 --> 00:03:30,714 A way to Bill-proof the shack. 56 00:03:30,923 --> 00:03:33,342 All I have to do is place moonstones here, here and here, 57 00:03:33,467 --> 00:03:37,137 sprinkle some mercury, and let's see. I always forget the last ingredient. 58 00:03:38,389 --> 00:03:40,599 Ugh. Unicorn hair. 59 00:03:40,766 --> 00:03:42,810 That's not, like, rare, is it? 60 00:03:42,935 --> 00:03:46,438 It's hopeless. Unicorns reside deep within an enchanted glade, 61 00:03:46,564 --> 00:03:49,942 and their hairs can only be obtained by a pure, good-hearted person who goes on 62 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:51,986 a magical quest to find them. 63 00:03:53,904 --> 00:03:56,240 Grunkle Ford, can I please go on this quest? 64 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,367 I am literally obsessed with unicorns. 65 00:03:58,576 --> 00:03:59,785 My first word was unicorn. 66 00:03:59,868 --> 00:04:03,789 I once made my own unicorn by taping a traffic cone to a horse's head. 67 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:08,627 Are you even looking at the sweater I'm wearing right now? 68 00:04:08,711 --> 00:04:13,132 Not to mention that I'm probably the most pure-of-heart person in this room. 69 00:04:13,215 --> 00:04:15,676 - That's true. She has a point. - Can't argue there. 70 00:04:15,759 --> 00:04:17,511 So can I go on a mission to get that hair? 71 00:04:17,595 --> 00:04:20,723 Please, please, please. I'll give you my blood! 72 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:22,891 Very well, but it won't be easy. 73 00:04:23,058 --> 00:04:25,436 - Take this, and this. - Ooh. 74 00:04:25,561 --> 00:04:27,247 I haven't been in this dimension for a while. 75 00:04:27,271 --> 00:04:29,189 It's okay to give children weapons, right? 76 00:04:29,607 --> 00:04:30,858 Come on, dawg. 77 00:04:31,775 --> 00:04:34,194 It's the cops. Gun it! 78 00:04:37,031 --> 00:04:40,242 Candy, Grenda, Wendy, clear the afternoon. 79 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,119 So what are the odds she gets that hair? 80 00:04:42,244 --> 00:04:44,330 Unlikely. I've dealt with unicorns before, 81 00:04:44,455 --> 00:04:48,042 and if I had to describe them in one word, it would be "frustrating." 82 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:51,420 - So what are we gonna do about Bill? - Follow me. 83 00:05:04,725 --> 00:05:05,976 Welcome to my private study. 84 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:09,980 A place where I keep my most ancient and secret knowledge. 85 00:05:10,064 --> 00:05:13,108 Even your Uncle Stan doesn't know about this place. 86 00:05:13,734 --> 00:05:15,694 Dipper, come along. 87 00:05:16,153 --> 00:05:19,615 If we can't Bill-proof the shack, we're going to have to do the next best thing. 88 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:22,242 We're gonna have to Bill-proof our minds. 89 00:05:26,955 --> 00:05:29,458 It's nice to finally be out on a mission. 90 00:05:29,583 --> 00:05:31,919 - Just us gals. - Forget the gal talk. 91 00:05:32,002 --> 00:05:35,589 I'm here to meet, touch, and/or become a unicorn. 92 00:05:35,673 --> 00:05:38,425 I hear, if you lick a unicorn's neck, 93 00:05:38,509 --> 00:05:41,345 it tastes like your favorite flavor in the world. 94 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:44,306 Candy, I will make sure you lick that unicorn's neck, 95 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:46,767 because I care about my friends. 96 00:05:46,850 --> 00:05:50,854 Honestly, I stopped believing in unicorns when I was, like, five years old. 97 00:05:50,938 --> 00:05:53,732 I'm just coming along to keep you kids from walking into a bear trap. 98 00:05:53,941 --> 00:05:54,942 Stop! 99 00:05:55,359 --> 00:05:57,820 This is the magic part of the forest. 100 00:05:57,986 --> 00:06:03,742 Let's see, the Gnome Tavern is over there. The Fairy Nail Salon is over there. 101 00:06:03,826 --> 00:06:07,955 It says to summon the unicorn, one must bellow this ancient chant, 102 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:11,166 droned only by the deepest-voiced druids of old. 103 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:12,501 On it. 104 00:06:17,256 --> 00:06:19,049 I bet you ten bucks nothing happens. 105 00:06:19,174 --> 00:06:21,969 I'll take that bet. 106 00:06:34,022 --> 00:06:37,234 The paintings airbrushed on the sides of vans were true. 107 00:06:46,201 --> 00:06:48,203 - Mother of mothers! - Dream of dreams! 108 00:06:48,287 --> 00:06:49,329 No way! 109 00:06:49,663 --> 00:06:51,957 Eh, eh. 110 00:06:56,378 --> 00:07:00,257 Hark. Visitors to my realm of enchantment. 111 00:07:02,384 --> 00:07:04,136 Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. 112 00:07:04,219 --> 00:07:05,512 What's your name? 113 00:07:05,596 --> 00:07:10,350 I am Celestabellabethabelle, last of my kind. 114 00:07:10,434 --> 00:07:13,395 Come in, come in. Just take off your shoes. 115 00:07:13,479 --> 00:07:15,397 I have a whole thing about shoes. 116 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:18,692 Uh-uh, I'm talking to all of you. 117 00:07:19,568 --> 00:07:23,655 Celestabellabethabelle, we have journeyed far and wide. 118 00:07:23,822 --> 00:07:24,808 About an hour. 119 00:07:24,823 --> 00:07:27,993 On a mission to protect our family with your magical hair. 120 00:07:28,076 --> 00:07:31,789 This is your chance, Candy. Lick the neck. Lick it. 121 00:07:31,955 --> 00:07:36,084 Very well. To receive a lock of my enchanted hair, step forth, 122 00:07:36,168 --> 00:07:38,796 girl of pure, perfect heart. 123 00:07:39,129 --> 00:07:43,217 Presenting… Mabel! 124 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,719 What? You? 125 00:07:46,595 --> 00:07:49,640 A unicorn can see deep inside your heart, child. 126 00:07:49,765 --> 00:07:50,501 Ugh. 127 00:07:50,516 --> 00:07:53,560 And you have done wrong. Wrong, I say. 128 00:07:53,685 --> 00:07:56,730 I guess I do make fun of Dipper a lot. 129 00:07:56,897 --> 00:08:00,025 And I did just shatter a window with a crossbow. 130 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:04,154 Your bad deeds make me cry. 131 00:08:06,532 --> 00:08:10,035 Come back when you're pure of heart. 132 00:08:14,081 --> 00:08:15,958 The exit is that way. 133 00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:21,463 Shoes, shoes, take your shoes. This isn't some… some… shoe store. 134 00:08:23,632 --> 00:08:25,509 Hey, Mabel, don't let her get to you. 135 00:08:25,717 --> 00:08:28,095 Yeah, I wouldn't trust a horse that wears makeup. 136 00:08:28,262 --> 00:08:29,972 No, girls, she's right. 137 00:08:30,264 --> 00:08:32,558 I used to be one of the sweetest people I knew, 138 00:08:32,641 --> 00:08:35,727 but recently, I've been slacking in the whole goodness department. 139 00:08:35,894 --> 00:08:37,396 Well, today, we're gonna fix it. 140 00:08:37,771 --> 00:08:40,482 From this moment forth, I'm gonna do so many good deeds, 141 00:08:40,649 --> 00:08:43,735 I'll have the purest heart in Gravity Falls. 142 00:08:45,445 --> 00:08:47,030 That… that bird is fine. 143 00:08:50,409 --> 00:08:54,246 - So what is Bill exactly? - No one knows for sure. 144 00:08:54,329 --> 00:08:57,666 Accounts differ of his true motivations and origins. 145 00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:02,087 I know he's older than our galaxy, and far more twisted. 146 00:09:02,546 --> 00:09:05,591 Not a physical form, he can only project himself 147 00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:07,926 into our thoughts through the mindscape. 148 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,928 That's why he wants this. 149 00:09:10,012 --> 00:09:12,014 I dismantled the portal, but with this tear, 150 00:09:12,097 --> 00:09:14,224 Bill still has a way into our reality. 151 00:09:14,474 --> 00:09:15,851 To get his hands on this rift, 152 00:09:16,018 --> 00:09:17,853 he would trick or possess anyone. 153 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:20,689 So how do we keep Bill out of our minds? 154 00:09:20,772 --> 00:09:22,107 There's a number of ways. 155 00:09:22,274 --> 00:09:24,818 I personally had a metal plate installed in my head. 156 00:09:25,068 --> 00:09:26,862 Good one. 157 00:09:29,197 --> 00:09:30,616 But this machine is safer. 158 00:09:30,699 --> 00:09:33,410 It will scan your mind, bio-electrically encrypting your thoughts 159 00:09:33,493 --> 00:09:34,703 so Bill can't read them. 160 00:09:34,786 --> 00:09:37,331 Now say hello to your thoughts. 161 00:09:37,414 --> 00:09:39,416 Oh, man, I can't believe I'm with the author. 162 00:09:39,499 --> 00:09:40,667 Is my fly down? 163 00:09:41,835 --> 00:09:43,545 Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy. 164 00:09:43,629 --> 00:09:46,006 You might wanna ignore that last one. 165 00:09:46,089 --> 00:09:48,634 By the way, you never told me what your history with Bill was. 166 00:09:48,717 --> 00:09:51,053 - Dipper, do you trust me? - Well, yeah, but… 167 00:09:51,136 --> 00:09:52,856 Then you'll trust that that's not important. 168 00:09:52,888 --> 00:09:56,308 Now focus. It's time to strengthen your mind. 169 00:09:58,226 --> 00:10:01,229 All right, Mabel, it's time to strengthen your heart. 170 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:23,877 Boom! 1,000 good deeds. 171 00:10:24,127 --> 00:10:26,213 When that unicorn scans my heart, 172 00:10:26,338 --> 00:10:29,883 she's gonna say I'm absolutely, 100%, bona fide… 173 00:10:30,008 --> 00:10:31,677 Not pure of heart. 174 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,595 Boo-ya! Wait, what? 175 00:10:33,762 --> 00:10:35,138 How is that even possible? 176 00:10:35,263 --> 00:10:37,975 Mabel's a straight-up saint, you judgmental hoof bag. 177 00:10:38,141 --> 00:10:40,727 Please tell me what I'm doing wrong. 178 00:10:40,811 --> 00:10:44,439 Doing good days to make yourself look better isn't good at all. 179 00:10:44,523 --> 00:10:48,026 Not to mention you're crushing, like, ten dandelions right now. 180 00:10:48,110 --> 00:10:50,612 Those are basically children's dreams. 181 00:10:50,696 --> 00:10:53,907 I'm sorry, Mabel. It's not my fault you're a bad person. 182 00:10:56,118 --> 00:10:58,245 Mabel, wait. Come back. 183 00:10:58,328 --> 00:11:02,749 Now if you'll excuse me, I have a 3:00 posing in front of a rainbow. 184 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:09,923 Come on, Mabel. Don't beat yourself up over this. 185 00:11:10,007 --> 00:11:12,551 Let's forget about getting that dumb unicorn hair. 186 00:11:12,801 --> 00:11:15,637 It's not about the hair anymore, guys. It's about me. 187 00:11:15,721 --> 00:11:18,306 Being kind and sweet is what makes me who I am. 188 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:20,809 If I'm not a good person, who am I? 189 00:11:20,892 --> 00:11:23,145 I'm not leaving this spot until I think of a deed 190 00:11:23,228 --> 00:11:25,897 that makes me as good as Celestabellabethabelle. 191 00:11:25,981 --> 00:11:29,026 - But, Mabel… - Just leave me be. 192 00:11:29,818 --> 00:11:32,237 Psst. 193 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,949 Guys, if you ask me, this whole thing is a serious load. 194 00:11:36,033 --> 00:11:38,160 Mabel's, like, the best person I've ever met. 195 00:11:38,243 --> 00:11:40,120 We tried getting that hair the good way. 196 00:11:40,203 --> 00:11:42,831 Now it's time we try the Wendy way. 197 00:11:42,914 --> 00:11:45,500 Are you suggesting violence? Sabotage? 198 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:49,129 - Mabel's not going to like that. - Mabel doesn't need to know. 199 00:11:49,337 --> 00:11:52,299 Look, it's time we stopped trying to be so "perfect," 200 00:11:52,424 --> 00:11:53,925 and be who we really are. 201 00:11:54,051 --> 00:11:57,012 We're crazed, angry, sweaty animals. 202 00:11:57,304 --> 00:12:01,683 We're not unicorns. We're women! And we take what we want! 203 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:03,810 - Yeah! - Yes! 204 00:12:06,146 --> 00:12:07,230 Too much? 205 00:12:07,314 --> 00:12:08,899 Here's what we're gonna do. 206 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,492 Get me a flagon of your daintiest honeysuckle, please. 207 00:12:18,575 --> 00:12:20,160 I'm gonna need to see some I.D. 208 00:12:21,203 --> 00:12:24,247 The cops! Hit the deck! 209 00:12:24,331 --> 00:12:27,334 I'm lookin' for someone who knows how to take down a unicorn. 210 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:28,960 No tricks or games. 211 00:12:29,044 --> 00:12:31,546 We are human. We take what we want! 212 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:33,715 - Yeah! - Fairy dust. 213 00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:38,929 A whole magic bag's enough to put a unicorn out cold, 214 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:42,390 but if I do you a favor, you gotta do something for me. 215 00:12:42,474 --> 00:12:44,768 Just spill it, half-pint! 216 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:48,063 Butterfly trafficking is illegal in this part of the forest. 217 00:12:48,146 --> 00:12:52,067 But I like the butterflies. They tickle my face and make me laugh. 218 00:12:52,359 --> 00:12:55,237 Bring me a bag of butterflies, and we got a deal. 219 00:13:06,039 --> 00:13:08,708 Two bags of fairy dust, just like we agreed. 220 00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:10,502 Where do you get this stuff? 221 00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:13,547 Everyone likes sausage, but no one likes to know how it's made. 222 00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:15,423 You disgust me. 223 00:13:15,507 --> 00:13:17,425 You've got your poison, I've got mine. 224 00:13:17,509 --> 00:13:18,495 We made a deal. 225 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,470 Yeah, well, the deal is off! 226 00:13:20,554 --> 00:13:23,098 Freeze! You're under arrest! Get down, get down! 227 00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:24,391 These butterflies aren't mine. 228 00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:26,393 I swear. I've been framed. 229 00:13:26,601 --> 00:13:29,688 Tell it to the adorable owl we've dressed as a judge. 230 00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:31,231 My cut. 231 00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:33,692 Good deeds, good deeds. 232 00:13:33,859 --> 00:13:35,360 Oh, that's not good enough. 233 00:13:35,443 --> 00:13:37,529 Come on, Mabel, you can do better than that. 234 00:13:42,701 --> 00:13:45,120 Oh, sure, sure. I wish I could travel, 235 00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:47,622 but it's just not feasible in this economy. 236 00:13:47,831 --> 00:13:48,957 What the hay? 237 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:56,006 Sleep now. Sleep. 238 00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:03,930 No, wait! Stop! 239 00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:07,642 - Mabel, shh! You'll wake her up. - But this is wrong, guys. 240 00:14:07,726 --> 00:14:09,728 But protecting the shack is good. 241 00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:12,189 What? 242 00:14:12,564 --> 00:14:19,112 Doth mine eyes deceive me? No! You shall never be pure of heart. 243 00:14:19,196 --> 00:14:24,284 No, you don't understand. I just wanna be good like you. 244 00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:26,828 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you gotta be kiddin' me. 245 00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:28,037 Huh? 246 00:14:28,997 --> 00:14:32,709 Yo, C-Beth, are you seriously pullin' this "pure of heart" scam again? 247 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,336 That is messed up, man. 248 00:14:34,669 --> 00:14:36,296 Wait. Scam? 249 00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:38,590 Kid, unicorns can't see into your heart. 250 00:14:38,715 --> 00:14:41,635 All our dumb horns can do is glow, point toward the nearest rainbow, 251 00:14:41,718 --> 00:14:43,136 and play rave music. 252 00:14:47,182 --> 00:14:49,726 Yeah, the whole "pure of heart" racket 253 00:14:49,851 --> 00:14:52,270 is just a line we use to get humans to leave us alone. 254 00:14:52,354 --> 00:14:54,898 Guys, shut up! 255 00:14:55,732 --> 00:14:57,025 All this time. 256 00:14:57,108 --> 00:15:00,028 All this time, I thought I was a bad person. 257 00:15:00,111 --> 00:15:03,240 But you're even worse than I am! 258 00:15:03,323 --> 00:15:07,369 Okay, fine, so you learned our secret. We're jerks, okay. 259 00:15:07,452 --> 00:15:09,292 We have more hair than we know what to do with, 260 00:15:09,329 --> 00:15:11,581 and we keep it to ourselves just to tick humans off. 261 00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:14,084 What are you gonna do about it, huh? Huh? 262 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,627 What are you gonna do? 263 00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:16,711 Ugh! 264 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:22,467 - Whoo! Go, Mabel! - Join the dark side! 265 00:15:24,386 --> 00:15:26,096 Fight, fight, fight! 266 00:15:26,596 --> 00:15:31,476 Oh, so it's a fight you want. Well, then it's a fight you're all gonna get. 267 00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:43,947 Uh, this is taking forever. How long have I been doing this for? 268 00:15:47,158 --> 00:15:49,452 Why does he have to be so mysterious about Bill? 269 00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:50,787 I can handle the truth. 270 00:15:50,996 --> 00:15:52,747 I wonder what Great Uncle Ford is thinking. 271 00:15:52,831 --> 00:15:55,750 Use the machine. It'll show you his thoughts. 272 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:56,834 I shouldn't. 273 00:15:56,876 --> 00:15:59,546 He won't know. He's going to tell you eventually. 274 00:15:59,629 --> 00:16:02,090 The more you know about Bill, the more you can help. 275 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,092 Man, I am really good at rationalizing. 276 00:16:04,175 --> 00:16:06,094 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 277 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:11,391 Just a little peek. What are you hiding about Bill? 278 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,105 Where are these ideas comin' from? 279 00:16:17,188 --> 00:16:18,440 Who are you working with? 280 00:16:18,523 --> 00:16:20,734 My brother's a dangerous know-it-all. 281 00:16:20,817 --> 00:16:22,777 He would trick or possess anyone. 282 00:16:22,944 --> 00:16:25,363 Then it's a deal. From now until the end of time. 283 00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:27,449 Just let me into your mind, Stanford. 284 00:16:27,532 --> 00:16:30,618 Please, call me a friend. 285 00:16:33,872 --> 00:16:35,623 Ford and Bill? 286 00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:39,627 You shouldn't have done that. 287 00:16:48,845 --> 00:16:51,306 Why were you shaking hands with Bill? 288 00:16:51,431 --> 00:16:54,351 You said Bill could possess anyone so he could get this. 289 00:16:54,476 --> 00:16:55,560 Careful! 290 00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:57,771 Hand me the rift. Now, boy! 291 00:16:57,854 --> 00:17:00,774 Why were you really scanning my thoughts? Are you Bill right now? 292 00:17:00,857 --> 00:17:03,193 Now just… just calm down. 293 00:17:03,276 --> 00:17:05,737 Pine Tree. Is that what you were going to call me? 294 00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:07,697 I was gonna say please, kid. 295 00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:09,783 Great-uncle Ford told me to protect the rift. 296 00:17:09,908 --> 00:17:11,785 Get one step closer and I'll shoot. 297 00:17:11,868 --> 00:17:13,703 I'll erase you right out of Ford's head. 298 00:17:13,787 --> 00:17:15,455 It's me, Dipper. It's your uncle. 299 00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:17,082 Trust no one, trust no one. 300 00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,625 - Trust… - Hand it to me. 301 00:17:27,217 --> 00:17:28,760 Oh! Let go of me. 302 00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:32,430 Now, now, just calm down. Calm down. Look into my eyes. 303 00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:35,517 Look at my pupils. It's me, Dipper. It's me. 304 00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:40,814 I tried to erase your mind. I'm so sorry. 305 00:17:40,897 --> 00:17:42,232 It's okay, Dipper. 306 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,402 Besides, my mind can't be erased anyway, remember? 307 00:17:46,277 --> 00:17:48,571 If that really was Bill, though, you would've done great. 308 00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:51,157 I should've been more like you when I was young. 309 00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:54,244 Dipper, I was a fool to try to hide all this. 310 00:17:54,327 --> 00:17:56,830 The reason I've been trying to prepare you for Bill's tricks 311 00:17:56,913 --> 00:17:58,540 is because Bill tricked me. 312 00:17:58,832 --> 00:18:00,500 It's the biggest regret of my life. 313 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,585 Bill wasn't always my enemy, Dipper. 314 00:18:02,669 --> 00:18:06,464 I used to think he was my friend, long, long ago. 315 00:18:06,589 --> 00:18:10,802 I had hit a roadblock in my investigation of Gravity Falls, 316 00:18:10,885 --> 00:18:13,847 until I found some mysterious writing in a cave. 317 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:17,142 Ancient incantations about a being with answers. 318 00:18:17,725 --> 00:18:20,562 It warned me not to read them, but I was desperate. 319 00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:23,898 I read the inscription aloud, but nothing happened, 320 00:18:23,982 --> 00:18:28,027 until later that afternoon, when I had the most peculiar dream. 321 00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:40,748 Hiya, smart guy. 322 00:18:40,832 --> 00:18:43,751 Whoa, don't have a heart attack. You're not 92 yet. 323 00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:45,628 - Who are you? - Name's Bill, 324 00:18:45,712 --> 00:18:48,923 and your name's Stanford Pines, the man who changed the world. 325 00:18:49,007 --> 00:18:51,593 But I'm getting ahead of ourselves. Let's relax. 326 00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:54,304 Care for a game of interdimensional chess? 327 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,307 Have a cup of tea. 328 00:18:57,390 --> 00:18:58,975 He told me he was a muse, 329 00:18:59,058 --> 00:19:02,437 that he chose one brilliant mind a century to inspire. 330 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,691 What a fool I was. Blinded by his flattery and games. 331 00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:09,360 He became my research assistant. 332 00:19:09,444 --> 00:19:11,362 He was free to move in and out of my mind 333 00:19:11,446 --> 00:19:13,948 as he pleased; We were partners. 334 00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,790 When he told me that I could complete my research 335 00:19:20,872 --> 00:19:24,375 by building a gateway to other worlds, I trusted him. 336 00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:26,753 He said this was the way genius happened… 337 00:19:26,836 --> 00:19:28,421 With a little help from a friend. 338 00:19:28,505 --> 00:19:31,799 It seemed that I was on the verge of my greatest achievement. 339 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,263 Until my partner got a glimpse of Bill's true plans. 340 00:19:37,472 --> 00:19:41,684 Bill, you lied to me! Where does that portal really lead? 341 00:19:41,768 --> 00:19:45,188 Looks like Mr. Brainiac finally got smart. 342 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:48,066 Let's just say that when that portal finishes charging up, 343 00:19:48,149 --> 00:19:50,860 your dimension is gonna learn how to party, right, guys? 344 00:19:53,154 --> 00:19:55,573 No. I'll stop you. I'll shut it down! 345 00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:57,408 A deal's a deal, sixer. 346 00:19:57,534 --> 00:19:59,994 You can't stop the bridge between our world from coming. 347 00:20:00,078 --> 00:20:03,122 But it would be fun to watch you try. Cute even. 348 00:20:03,748 --> 00:20:06,626 I'd been betrayed. I shut the portal down, 349 00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:09,546 severing the link between Bill's world and ours. 350 00:20:09,629 --> 00:20:13,716 I had to hide my instructions so no one could ever finish Bill's work. 351 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,511 Bill's been waiting for the gateway to reopen ever since. 352 00:20:16,594 --> 00:20:19,430 All he needs to do is get his hands on this rift. 353 00:20:19,514 --> 00:20:21,182 To Bill, it's just a game. 354 00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:25,144 But to us, it would mean the end of our world. 355 00:20:27,438 --> 00:20:31,025 - Oh, man. - "Oh, man" indeed. 356 00:20:32,485 --> 00:20:36,239 Ugh, I'm so embarrassed about earlier. I'm such an idiot. 357 00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:38,866 From now on, no more secrets between us. 358 00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:41,578 We're not the first two idiots to be tricked by Bill, boy, 359 00:20:41,744 --> 00:20:44,163 but if we work together, we could be the last. 360 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:49,085 But what about Bill? I broke the machine. 361 00:20:49,252 --> 00:20:51,254 Now we have no way to protect the shack. 362 00:20:51,796 --> 00:20:54,757 Did someone say unicorn hair? 363 00:20:54,841 --> 00:20:56,759 Uh, no, actually. 364 00:20:56,926 --> 00:20:58,595 Oh. That would've been perfect. 365 00:20:59,095 --> 00:21:00,847 Either way, we got some unicorn hair. 366 00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:03,850 Also some unicorn tears, unicorn eyelashes. 367 00:21:04,058 --> 00:21:06,936 They finally gave us this treasure just to get rid of us. 368 00:21:07,562 --> 00:21:09,314 It can't be. 369 00:21:09,397 --> 00:21:12,817 This is a great day, girls. With this unicorn hair, 370 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:16,654 we'll be able to completely shield the shack from Bill's mind-reading tricks. 371 00:21:16,738 --> 00:21:20,408 - Is it okay? - Better than okay. It's perfect. 372 00:21:20,491 --> 00:21:22,577 You've protected your family. 373 00:21:22,744 --> 00:21:24,829 You're a good person, Mabel. 374 00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:30,001 Thanks, Grunkle Ford, but today I learned that morality is relative. 375 00:21:30,627 --> 00:21:31,794 Money! 376 00:21:41,929 --> 00:21:44,265 Perfect. This will protect us from Bill. 377 00:21:44,515 --> 00:21:46,934 As long as we're inside, our minds are safe. 378 00:21:48,853 --> 00:21:52,106 I guess I can't possess anyone inside the shack, 379 00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:57,070 so I'll just have to find my next pawn on the… outside.