1 00:00:03,221 --> 00:00:05,223 Oh, it's happening! 2 00:00:05,306 --> 00:00:07,600 It's finally, finally happening. 3 00:00:09,727 --> 00:00:13,105 Physical form? Don't mind if I do! 4 00:00:15,942 --> 00:00:17,902 Oh! What just happened? 5 00:00:18,778 --> 00:00:21,822 Oh! Oh, man. This is bad. 6 00:00:23,908 --> 00:00:25,117 This is real bad. 7 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,870 Guys, we've got a situation. 8 00:00:36,671 --> 00:00:39,090 All right, listen up, you one-life-spanned, 9 00:00:39,215 --> 00:00:41,551 three-dimensional, five-sensed skin puppets. 10 00:00:41,717 --> 00:00:43,678 For one trillion years, I've been trapped 11 00:00:43,761 --> 00:00:45,304 in my own decaying dimension, 12 00:00:45,471 --> 00:00:48,057 waiting for a new universe to call my own. 13 00:00:48,266 --> 00:00:50,142 Name's Bill, but you can call me 14 00:00:50,226 --> 00:00:52,395 your new lord and master for all eternity. 15 00:00:55,940 --> 00:00:58,109 Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals 16 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,570 and nightmares I call my friends. 17 00:01:00,653 --> 00:01:02,905 8 Ball, Kryptos, 18 00:01:02,989 --> 00:01:05,575 The Being Whose Name Must Never Be Said. 19 00:01:05,658 --> 00:01:07,410 Ah, what the heck. 20 00:01:07,493 --> 00:01:09,328 It's Zanthar. Then of course, 21 00:01:09,412 --> 00:01:11,247 there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, 22 00:01:11,330 --> 00:01:13,833 Amorphous Shape, Aronica Pacifier and these guys. 23 00:01:13,916 --> 00:01:16,627 This is our town now, boys. 24 00:01:19,088 --> 00:01:22,258 Now see here, you unholy triangle fella. 25 00:01:22,341 --> 00:01:26,929 As mayor, I strongly urge you to get on outta here. 26 00:01:27,013 --> 00:01:29,515 Yeah. Things with one eye are weird. 27 00:01:29,599 --> 00:01:31,183 We don't like out-of-towners. 28 00:01:31,267 --> 00:01:33,686 We punch what we don't understand. 29 00:01:33,769 --> 00:01:35,855 I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist, 30 00:01:35,938 --> 00:01:37,732 I welcome your tyrannical rule. 31 00:01:37,815 --> 00:01:39,442 Perhaps I can be one of your, uh, 32 00:01:39,525 --> 00:01:41,777 - Horsemen Of The Apocalypse. - Dad! 33 00:01:41,861 --> 00:01:43,946 Not now, sweetie. The grownups are talking. 34 00:01:44,030 --> 00:01:45,573 Oh, wow, that's a great offer. 35 00:01:45,656 --> 00:01:47,296 How about instead, I shuffle the functions 36 00:01:47,366 --> 00:01:48,868 of every hole in your face? 37 00:01:56,250 --> 00:02:00,087 Durland! My precious Deputy Durland! 38 00:02:00,796 --> 00:02:02,965 It's time we do a little redecorating. 39 00:02:03,049 --> 00:02:05,968 I could really use a castle of some kind. 40 00:02:08,763 --> 00:02:12,308 And how about some bubbles of pure madness? 41 00:02:15,186 --> 00:02:16,729 This party never stops. 42 00:02:16,812 --> 00:02:19,774 Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. 43 00:02:19,857 --> 00:02:21,692 Existence is upside down, 44 00:02:21,776 --> 00:02:23,736 and I reign supreme. 45 00:02:23,819 --> 00:02:27,698 Welcome, one and all, to Weirdmageddon. 46 00:03:09,699 --> 00:03:11,617 So this is how the world ends. 47 00:03:11,867 --> 00:03:14,495 Not with a bang, but with a… cuckoo. 48 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:17,206 Weirdmageddon. 49 00:03:19,959 --> 00:03:21,544 Move it, stretch! 50 00:03:21,627 --> 00:03:23,713 Hey, we're scampering here. 51 00:03:23,796 --> 00:03:25,381 The rift is shattered. 52 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,174 Bill's world is spilling into ours. 53 00:03:27,258 --> 00:03:29,427 Every minute, his powers grow stronger. 54 00:03:29,802 --> 00:03:32,680 Mabel… the rift must have cracked inside her backpack. 55 00:03:32,888 --> 00:03:34,890 She must be in danger. I have to go find her. 56 00:03:34,974 --> 00:03:36,392 Mabel. Come in, Mabel. 57 00:03:36,475 --> 00:03:38,060 Mabel! 58 00:03:38,144 --> 00:03:39,270 Dipper, listen to me. 59 00:03:39,478 --> 00:03:42,815 We can find your sister soon, but first, we have to stop Bill. 60 00:03:42,898 --> 00:03:45,151 If we can blast him back through the rip he came out of, 61 00:03:45,276 --> 00:03:46,902 we just might be able to stop him 62 00:03:47,069 --> 00:03:49,321 before his weirdness spreads across the entire globe. 63 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:52,032 Are you sure defeating Bill is even possible? 64 00:03:52,158 --> 00:03:53,576 No, I'm not sure. 65 00:03:53,784 --> 00:03:55,453 But being a hero means fighting back 66 00:03:55,578 --> 00:03:57,163 even when it seems impossible. 67 00:03:57,413 --> 00:04:00,875 - Will you follow me? - To the ends of the earth. 68 00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:03,294 Good, because that's where we're heading. 69 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,004 You also might want to step inside. 70 00:04:06,005 --> 00:04:08,466 Weirdness wave! 71 00:04:16,932 --> 00:04:19,518 Ah! Abuelita, a tidal wave of madness 72 00:04:19,602 --> 00:04:20,603 just went over us. 73 00:04:20,686 --> 00:04:22,855 Oh, Soos, such an imagination. 74 00:04:23,022 --> 00:04:25,608 Ah! You've turned into a chair! 75 00:04:25,775 --> 00:04:27,818 Why don't you have a seat and relax? 76 00:04:27,902 --> 00:04:29,779 What about you, and my friends? 77 00:04:29,987 --> 00:04:32,114 I'll be fine. You go help the others. 78 00:04:32,323 --> 00:04:33,991 When the universe is broken, 79 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:36,327 only one handyman can fix it. 80 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:39,079 I'm coming for you, friends. 81 00:04:39,371 --> 00:04:41,248 Time for a nap. 82 00:04:43,292 --> 00:04:44,292 Hey! 83 00:04:44,376 --> 00:04:45,753 That's it, goat. 84 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,464 It's time I threw you off this property for good! 85 00:04:53,302 --> 00:04:56,096 On second thought, I'm gonna run like a coward now. 86 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:05,064 Freedom, freedom! 87 00:05:05,981 --> 00:05:08,692 Okay, inmates, it's time to review your finger paintings. 88 00:05:09,068 --> 00:05:10,945 Good. Nice. 89 00:05:12,655 --> 00:05:15,783 Gideon, does this look like someone who's ready to re-enter society? 90 00:05:15,866 --> 00:05:17,993 Gideon's unappreciated in his time. 91 00:05:18,077 --> 00:05:20,079 Oh, Ghost Eyes, you're making me blush. 92 00:05:20,162 --> 00:05:22,373 Gideon makes prison life worth living. 93 00:05:22,581 --> 00:05:23,749 Gideon, Gideon… 94 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,268 Oh, my, Bill came through. 95 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,145 Ready to cause some havoc, boys? 96 00:05:52,862 --> 00:05:55,155 Ah, my quantum destabilizer. 97 00:05:55,239 --> 00:05:57,199 Been waiting a long time to use this. 98 00:05:57,324 --> 00:06:00,619 We're only gonna have one chance to take this shot. 99 00:06:01,787 --> 00:06:04,915 Steady. Steady. 100 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,375 And… 101 00:06:07,209 --> 00:06:10,212 I'm alive now. 102 00:06:13,883 --> 00:06:15,134 Oh, no! 103 00:06:17,928 --> 00:06:19,555 Well, well, well. 104 00:06:19,638 --> 00:06:22,766 And here I thought today couldn't get any better. 105 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,480 Great Uncle Ford! 106 00:06:28,981 --> 00:06:31,191 Dipper, take my journals. 107 00:06:33,152 --> 00:06:35,905 Listen. I know of one other way to defeat Bill. 108 00:06:35,988 --> 00:06:37,323 It's… 109 00:06:37,406 --> 00:06:39,325 Oh, no, Dipper, run! Get down! 110 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:41,243 Good old Six Fingers. 111 00:06:41,327 --> 00:06:43,245 I've been waiting an eternity 112 00:06:43,329 --> 00:06:47,207 to have a chat face to face. 113 00:06:47,291 --> 00:06:50,210 Everyone, this Armageddon wouldn't be possible 114 00:06:50,294 --> 00:06:51,670 without help from our friend here. 115 00:06:51,754 --> 00:06:53,505 Give him a six-fingered hand. 116 00:06:55,049 --> 00:06:56,884 This brainiac is the one who built the portal 117 00:06:56,967 --> 00:06:58,260 in the first place. 118 00:06:58,344 --> 00:07:00,596 Don't look so sour, Fordsie. 119 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,014 It's not too late to join me. 120 00:07:02,097 --> 00:07:03,641 With that extra finger, 121 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,726 you'd fit right in with my freaks. 122 00:07:06,185 --> 00:07:08,145 I'll die before I join you. 123 00:07:08,437 --> 00:07:10,356 I know your weakness, Bill. 124 00:07:10,522 --> 00:07:12,191 Oh, yeah? And I know a riddle. 125 00:07:12,358 --> 00:07:15,069 - Why did the old man do this? - This? 126 00:07:19,657 --> 00:07:21,867 Because I needed a new back scratcher. 127 00:07:27,498 --> 00:07:29,083 That's enough! 128 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,877 Hand over my uncle, or else! 129 00:07:32,169 --> 00:07:34,213 Now isn't this 130 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:36,340 interesting? 131 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,134 My old puppet is back for an encore. 132 00:07:39,218 --> 00:07:41,261 You think you can stop me? 133 00:07:41,387 --> 00:07:43,555 Go ahead, Pine Tree, show me what you got. 134 00:07:43,639 --> 00:07:44,723 I… 135 00:07:44,890 --> 00:07:46,558 Uh… 136 00:07:46,642 --> 00:07:48,435 "I, um, I…" Do it, kid. 137 00:07:48,519 --> 00:07:51,105 Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now. 138 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:52,398 What do you got, Pine Tree? 139 00:07:52,564 --> 00:07:54,483 Everyone's waiting. Do it! 140 00:07:54,566 --> 00:07:56,193 Bill! 141 00:08:04,201 --> 00:08:06,996 That's right. Don't be a hero, kid. 142 00:08:07,079 --> 00:08:09,915 This is what happens to heroes in my world. 143 00:08:12,584 --> 00:08:14,503 No! The journals! 144 00:08:14,712 --> 00:08:16,880 Not much of a threat now, are you? 145 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:20,092 Now can anyone remind me why we came here? 146 00:08:20,175 --> 00:08:22,177 To get weird! 147 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,805 That's right. VIP party at the Fearamid. 148 00:08:24,930 --> 00:08:27,057 Oh, and 8 Ball, Teeth, you've earned a treat. 149 00:08:27,141 --> 00:08:28,475 - Have the kid for a snack. - Huh? 150 00:08:30,853 --> 00:08:33,397 Hench-maniacs, roll out! 151 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:53,000 So you wanna eat him or something? 152 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:54,877 Oh, definitely. Let's eat him. 153 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:04,303 We are day three in this strange cataclysmic event 154 00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:06,055 which some are calling Weirdmageddon, 155 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:08,223 or the Odd-pocalypse. 156 00:09:08,307 --> 00:09:10,227 Weather today calls for black clouds, blood rain, 157 00:09:10,267 --> 00:09:12,102 and frequent showers of eyeball bats 158 00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:13,226 turning people into stone. 159 00:09:13,645 --> 00:09:17,316 I'm Shondra Jiminez, and I ate a rat for dinner. 160 00:09:18,901 --> 00:09:19,902 Mabel, it's me. 161 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:21,445 So far, I've eluded capture, 162 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:24,406 but I haven't been able to find you or Stan anywhere. 163 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:25,759 I don't know if you can hear me, 164 00:09:25,783 --> 00:09:27,743 but wherever you are, whatever happens, 165 00:09:27,826 --> 00:09:30,871 I'm going to find you. 166 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:35,084 The mall! Maybe they're hiding in there. 167 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,636 - Oh, no. - Hey. Hey, you. 168 00:09:45,928 --> 00:09:47,304 Hey, I wanna talk to you. 169 00:09:47,471 --> 00:09:49,681 I wanna talk to you about going inside my mouth. 170 00:09:49,848 --> 00:09:51,517 I think you wanna get in here. 171 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:54,061 Hey, you! Hey, I'm talkin' to you! 172 00:09:54,144 --> 00:09:56,105 You don't have to make a big deal outta this. 173 00:09:56,188 --> 00:09:57,981 Hello. Hello! 174 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,859 Why are you just ignoring me? 175 00:10:00,984 --> 00:10:02,111 That's seriously rude 176 00:10:02,194 --> 00:10:04,279 to just ignore someone like that. 177 00:10:09,535 --> 00:10:12,204 Stan! Mabel! 178 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,458 Maybe at least I can get something to eat. 179 00:10:16,542 --> 00:10:19,253 The last nachos on Earth. 180 00:10:20,254 --> 00:10:22,381 Help! The nachos tricked me! 181 00:10:22,673 --> 00:10:23,882 Dipper? 182 00:10:23,966 --> 00:10:25,467 Wendy? Oh, no. 183 00:10:25,634 --> 00:10:27,928 You've been transformed into some sort of tree monster. 184 00:10:28,011 --> 00:10:29,972 It's just camouflage. 185 00:10:30,055 --> 00:10:32,033 My dad made me and my brothers do apocalypse training 186 00:10:32,057 --> 00:10:33,517 every year instead of Christmas. 187 00:10:33,725 --> 00:10:35,853 Guess it's sort of cool their paranoia paid off. 188 00:10:37,479 --> 00:10:40,274 Nice! Bat meat. Let me get that for you. 189 00:10:42,151 --> 00:10:44,236 Wendy, I'm so glad to find you. 190 00:10:44,486 --> 00:10:46,488 I thought everyone I knew was gone. 191 00:10:46,697 --> 00:10:48,407 Hey, hey, it's okay. 192 00:10:48,699 --> 00:10:50,075 We have each other now. 193 00:10:50,409 --> 00:10:53,287 And Toby Determined, who I accidentally mistook for a monster. 194 00:10:53,495 --> 00:10:56,707 This just in: This arrow in my shoulder. 195 00:10:56,915 --> 00:10:58,792 We shouldn't stay out in the open for too long. 196 00:10:58,876 --> 00:11:00,085 Let me show you my hideout. 197 00:11:06,008 --> 00:11:08,927 We were playing Truth Or Dare in the cemetery when it happened. 198 00:11:09,011 --> 00:11:12,222 The eyeballs froze Nate, Lee, Tambry and Thompson. 199 00:11:13,932 --> 00:11:16,518 Robbie almost got away, but had to pause to take a selfie. 200 00:11:16,727 --> 00:11:17,811 What about you? 201 00:11:17,895 --> 00:11:20,189 I was in a fight with Mabel when it happened. 202 00:11:20,439 --> 00:11:21,999 Uncle Ford asked me to be his apprentice 203 00:11:22,107 --> 00:11:23,525 after the summer was over. 204 00:11:23,692 --> 00:11:25,777 But that would mean I wouldn't go back home. 205 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,363 It would mean growing up without Mabel. 206 00:11:28,614 --> 00:11:29,948 Oh, dude. 207 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,658 Mabel didn't take it well, 208 00:11:31,742 --> 00:11:33,076 and she ran off into the forest. 209 00:11:33,243 --> 00:11:35,621 She couldn't even look me in the eye. 210 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,540 Come on, let's get some fresh air. 211 00:11:38,624 --> 00:11:39,833 Toby, you watch the camp. 212 00:11:39,917 --> 00:11:41,793 Don't call me Toby anymore. 213 00:11:41,877 --> 00:11:44,421 Call me Bodacious T. 214 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,256 No one will ever call you that. 215 00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:53,388 End of the world. Man. 216 00:11:53,764 --> 00:11:55,224 Those death metal album covers 217 00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:56,808 got it shockingly right. 218 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,519 You know, I used to think I could get out of anything. 219 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,897 But this? The journals are destroyed, 220 00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:03,148 Ford is captured, 221 00:12:03,232 --> 00:12:05,317 and I can't find my family anywhere. 222 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,652 Bill said it himself. 223 00:12:06,777 --> 00:12:08,654 There's no room for heroes out here. 224 00:12:08,946 --> 00:12:10,072 We lost. 225 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,907 Look, dude, it's not over yet. 226 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,909 You've beaten Bill twice before. 227 00:12:13,992 --> 00:12:15,661 Why is this time any different? 228 00:12:15,994 --> 00:12:17,496 'Cause then, I had Mabel. 229 00:12:17,621 --> 00:12:19,289 Then you need to get Mabel back. 230 00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:22,000 Look, this summer, I've seen some amazing things, 231 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,544 but nothing as amazing as you and your sister. 232 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,118 I don't know if it's dumb luck, 233 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,965 or yin and yang or whatever, 234 00:12:28,423 --> 00:12:29,883 but when you two work together, 235 00:12:30,008 --> 00:12:32,219 there's nothing you two can't accomplish. 236 00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:34,388 You just need to make up and team up, 237 00:12:34,471 --> 00:12:35,973 and save the universe. 238 00:12:36,098 --> 00:12:37,307 But how will I ever find her? 239 00:12:43,146 --> 00:12:45,274 The shooting star from Mabel's sweater. 240 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,526 She's in there. I know it. 241 00:12:47,943 --> 00:12:49,528 Whoa, is that like twin ESP? 242 00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:50,904 No, we don't have that. 243 00:12:51,029 --> 00:12:52,789 But we do have this thing where our allergies 244 00:12:52,864 --> 00:12:54,408 totally act up at the same time. 245 00:12:56,285 --> 00:12:58,120 Mabel needs us. 246 00:12:59,705 --> 00:13:01,999 How are we gonna get out there without being caught? 247 00:13:02,165 --> 00:13:03,667 I have an idea. 248 00:13:12,217 --> 00:13:14,970 Spin that person, spin that person. 249 00:13:15,053 --> 00:13:16,388 Spin that person. 250 00:13:21,727 --> 00:13:22,978 Go nuts, guys. 251 00:13:23,061 --> 00:13:26,315 When we're done partying, I unveil phase two. 252 00:13:26,481 --> 00:13:28,233 Open up. This is the police. 253 00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:29,735 Time police. 254 00:13:30,027 --> 00:13:32,029 Just play it cool. Ditch the time punch. 255 00:13:32,154 --> 00:13:33,363 Let me do the talking. 256 00:13:36,658 --> 00:13:38,577 Bill Cipher, you are in violation 257 00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:40,162 of the rules of Spacetime, 258 00:13:40,245 --> 00:13:42,164 and possessing the body of a time officer. 259 00:13:42,372 --> 00:13:44,958 My body is a temple. How dare you? 260 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,752 Hear this, Cipher. 261 00:13:46,835 --> 00:13:49,004 Ugh, Time Baby. 262 00:13:49,087 --> 00:13:51,548 If your rip in this dimension continues, 263 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,343 it could destroy the very fabric of existence. 264 00:13:54,426 --> 00:13:57,429 Surrender now or face my tantrum. 265 00:13:57,512 --> 00:13:59,639 Oh, no, a tantrum. 266 00:13:59,765 --> 00:14:01,433 Whatever will I do about that? 267 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,185 How about this? 268 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,607 Aw, snap! 269 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,734 He just killed Time Baby. 270 00:14:13,612 --> 00:14:15,739 Oh, man, this has gone from bad to worse. 271 00:14:16,031 --> 00:14:17,616 I gotta get out of Time Dodge. 272 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,287 Boss, the Pine Tree kid got away before we could eat him. 273 00:14:22,371 --> 00:14:24,706 Are you worried he might try to cause some trouble? 274 00:14:24,873 --> 00:14:26,833 Yeah, trouble with Mabel's bubble? 275 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,919 Ha! I'm not worried. 276 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,254 I've got someone on the case. 277 00:14:36,968 --> 00:14:39,054 The abandoned auto mart. 278 00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:41,431 Free cars, ripe for the hot wiring. 279 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,017 We have found our ride to Mabel. 280 00:14:44,101 --> 00:14:45,394 Wonder if they have a tank. 281 00:14:45,602 --> 00:14:47,479 I always wanted to drive a tank. 282 00:14:47,729 --> 00:14:49,940 I can't believe this place is just abandoned. 283 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,275 Oh, an air freshener. 284 00:14:52,526 --> 00:14:54,653 Finally, I'll smell like a person. 285 00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,822 Stealy, stealy. Ah! 286 00:14:57,239 --> 00:14:59,616 Huh, it's gonna take more than one dart 287 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,410 to keep me… 288 00:15:02,911 --> 00:15:04,287 Oh, no. Tony! 289 00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:06,790 Was it Tony? I can never remember his name. 290 00:15:11,795 --> 00:15:13,797 Well, well, looks like we got ourselves 291 00:15:13,964 --> 00:15:15,298 a pair of ground walkers. 292 00:15:15,424 --> 00:15:17,008 Ha ha, ground walkers. 293 00:15:17,092 --> 00:15:18,844 Ain't got no wheels. 294 00:15:20,762 --> 00:15:22,639 Listen, discount auto warriors. 295 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,522 We just wanna make it to that bubble out east. 296 00:15:24,558 --> 00:15:26,393 We have no quarrel with you. 297 00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:29,020 Oh, but that's where you're wrong. 298 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,897 Hands where I can see 'em. 299 00:15:30,981 --> 00:15:33,525 Y'all fellers ain't goin' nowhere. 300 00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:34,734 Y'all? 301 00:15:34,818 --> 00:15:37,404 Fellers? Wait. Gideon? 302 00:15:37,487 --> 00:15:39,114 That's Sheriff Gideon. 303 00:15:39,197 --> 00:15:41,158 Under the authority of Bill Cipher, 304 00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:43,493 I place you two under arrest. 305 00:15:44,161 --> 00:15:46,455 Hi, Wendy. Have we formally met? 306 00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:52,169 Ooh-wee. 307 00:15:52,335 --> 00:15:54,421 Look who the apocalypse dragged in. 308 00:15:54,504 --> 00:15:56,173 Y'all are in a 12-piece bucket 309 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,133 of deep fried trouble now. 310 00:15:58,216 --> 00:15:59,885 Ghost Eyes, spittoon. 311 00:16:00,969 --> 00:16:02,262 It's Gideon. 312 00:16:02,387 --> 00:16:04,014 And he's gotten folksier. 313 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,932 My old pal Bill figured you might try 314 00:16:06,016 --> 00:16:07,434 to rescue Mabel, 315 00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:10,729 so he appointed me master of these wastelands, 316 00:16:10,854 --> 00:16:12,981 and keeper of the bubble. 317 00:16:13,148 --> 00:16:14,983 My sweet, precious Mabel's trapped inside, 318 00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,569 and I have the only key wrapped around my 319 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,404 well, I wouldn't call it a neck exactly. 320 00:16:19,529 --> 00:16:21,632 Wrapped around this little pocket of fat under my head. 321 00:16:21,656 --> 00:16:23,909 Gideon, you have no right to keep her in there. 322 00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:26,453 Bill explained it to me nice and simple. 323 00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:28,580 She was always destined to be mine, 324 00:16:28,663 --> 00:16:30,165 and now that I have her in a cage, 325 00:16:30,248 --> 00:16:31,248 she'll learn to love me. 326 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,627 I have an eternity to wait. 327 00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:37,506 Ghost Eyes, ready to escort our friends to Bill's dungeon? 328 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,216 No. Hey! 329 00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:40,800 This isn't gonna work, Gideon. 330 00:16:41,009 --> 00:16:42,469 Oh? And why's that? 331 00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:44,554 Because after I break Ghost Eyes' arm, 332 00:16:44,638 --> 00:16:46,097 and steal that key from your neck, 333 00:16:46,264 --> 00:16:47,933 I'm gonna wear your butt on my foot 334 00:16:48,016 --> 00:16:50,560 like a rhinestone slipper. 335 00:16:50,852 --> 00:16:53,313 And what makes you think you can do all that? 336 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,024 'Cause I'm a flippin' Corduroy! 337 00:17:00,737 --> 00:17:03,281 Ghost Eyes, my hench-angel. 338 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,035 Get back! 339 00:17:07,118 --> 00:17:09,955 Get back, or I will drop-kick him, I swear. 340 00:17:10,038 --> 00:17:12,999 You'll never get away with this, you hear me? 341 00:17:13,124 --> 00:17:15,585 Guess what? We already did. 342 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,506 Wendy, you're the coolest person I know. 343 00:17:19,589 --> 00:17:21,424 I know, dude. Tell me about it later. 344 00:17:24,135 --> 00:17:25,220 After them! 345 00:17:26,763 --> 00:17:29,683 - You want your baby seat? - Yes, please. 346 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:34,145 We are not letting them get Mabel. 347 00:17:34,229 --> 00:17:36,690 Discount Auto Mart Warriors, roll out! 348 00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:48,159 Okay, all we have to do is outrace Gideon's henchmen, 349 00:17:48,243 --> 00:17:50,537 unlock the bubble, save Mabel, save the world. 350 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,599 Quick question: Did you ever get your driver's license? 351 00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:55,375 Definitely not. Arm! 352 00:18:04,509 --> 00:18:05,885 I can't let 'em free Mabel. 353 00:18:06,011 --> 00:18:08,847 Remind me why you're keeping your girlfriend in a prison bubble again. 354 00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:11,641 Have we, the prisoners, become the wardens? 355 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,852 She loves me. She just doesn't know it yet. 356 00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:17,439 - Now quit the philosophy. - Sorry. It was my major. 357 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,986 Ha! Weirdness bubble blockin' the path. 358 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,196 Ooh-wee! We got 'em now. 359 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,240 Watch it. Go around that bubble field. 360 00:18:27,324 --> 00:18:29,868 No way around. Hold on! We're goin' through. 361 00:18:29,951 --> 00:18:31,077 What's even in there? 362 00:18:44,341 --> 00:18:46,843 That was horrible. 363 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,638 Here comes another one, dude. Brace yourself! 364 00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:12,202 Wendy, we're almost there. 365 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,287 We just have to make that jump. 366 00:19:14,871 --> 00:19:17,624 Total lack of driver's training, don't fail me now. 367 00:19:39,187 --> 00:19:41,147 So close. 368 00:19:41,231 --> 00:19:43,733 Mabel… I'm 369 00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,860 almost there. 370 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:52,158 Hey, Dipper. How's it hangin'? 371 00:19:52,242 --> 00:19:54,411 - Soos! - Soos? 372 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,663 Handyman of the apocalypse, at your service. 373 00:19:56,746 --> 00:19:58,873 Soos, how'd you… where'd you… 374 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,042 I've been wandering the plains like a desperado, 375 00:20:01,126 --> 00:20:02,126 helping strangers. 376 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,212 I guess there are some folk songs about me now. 377 00:20:04,421 --> 00:20:05,781 Let me see what the damage is here. 378 00:20:05,964 --> 00:20:08,299 The good news is, your arm is okay. 379 00:20:08,383 --> 00:20:09,551 What's the bad news? 380 00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:11,219 Bad news is, we're surrounded, dudes. 381 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,223 Ooh-wee! 382 00:20:15,306 --> 00:20:17,851 I daresay you almost had a jump on me there for a second. 383 00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:20,437 But this ain't your Gravity Falls anymore. 384 00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:22,272 Out here, I win. 385 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,321 Bill's hench-bats will be here any minute 386 00:20:30,405 --> 00:20:33,491 to retrieve y'all. Mabel's mine now! 387 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:37,996 Is she? 388 00:20:38,121 --> 00:20:39,831 Well, yeah. I have her trapped. 389 00:20:39,998 --> 00:20:41,499 Ergo, Mabel is mine. 390 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:42,959 Gideon, listen to me. 391 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,794 If I've learned anything this summer, 392 00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:47,213 it's that you can't force someone to love you. 393 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,009 The best you can do is strive to be 394 00:20:51,092 --> 00:20:52,802 someone worthy of loving. 395 00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:54,554 Oh, I'm worthy of lovin'. 396 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,389 These prisoners love me. 397 00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:00,018 But Mabel doesn't, because you're selfish. 398 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:01,686 But you can change. 399 00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:03,490 Bill thinks there's no heroes in this world, 400 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,857 but if we work together and fight back, 401 00:21:05,982 --> 00:21:07,275 we can defeat him. 402 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,444 You wanna be Mabel's hero? 403 00:21:09,527 --> 00:21:11,946 Stand up to Bill and let us save her. 404 00:21:12,155 --> 00:21:13,239 That's crazy. 405 00:21:13,323 --> 00:21:15,408 You know what Bill would do to me if that happens? 406 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:17,869 - You scared of Bill? - No, I… 407 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,413 It's a complicated situation. 408 00:21:20,538 --> 00:21:22,248 Look inside, Gideon. 409 00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:24,167 If all this is for Mabel, 410 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:27,003 then ask yourself what Mabel would want you to do. 411 00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:36,805 Dipper, will you tell her what I did? 412 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,306 Of course. 413 00:21:38,389 --> 00:21:40,141 I hope you're right about this. 414 00:21:41,351 --> 00:21:42,811 Guys, new plan. 415 00:21:42,894 --> 00:21:44,771 Bill's minions are gonna be on us in seconds. 416 00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:46,606 But I'm not gonna let that dumb triangle 417 00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:47,899 be the warden of me. 418 00:21:47,982 --> 00:21:50,276 Y'all ready for a good, old-fashioned prison brawl? 419 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,070 We're behind you for life, brother. 420 00:21:52,153 --> 00:21:53,321 Fighting children is boring. 421 00:21:53,404 --> 00:21:55,448 Fighting a chaos god sounds fun. 422 00:21:55,532 --> 00:21:58,910 Let's do this! Henchmen, roll out! 423 00:22:04,582 --> 00:22:07,293 Whew! And I thought I was gonna have to throw down. 424 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:11,381 Okay. Remember, guys, this is a prison bubble 425 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,549 designed by Bill. 426 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,134 We've gotta prepare ourselves for what we find in here. 427 00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:16,970 Whatever it is, we'll do it together. 428 00:22:17,053 --> 00:22:18,930 - For Mabel. - For Mabel. 429 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,307 For Mabel. 430 00:22:33,945 --> 00:22:35,864 Anybody wanna get in my mouth? 431 00:22:36,114 --> 00:22:37,657 I'm a big, hungry monster. 432 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:39,701 I'm a big, hungry monster here. 433 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,494 I would really appreciate it if someone… 434 00:22:41,578 --> 00:22:43,204 You, ma'am, you, ma'am, 435 00:22:43,413 --> 00:22:45,748 how would you like to get in… 436 00:22:45,874 --> 00:22:48,501 Anybod… hello! Hey, sir, sir. 437 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:51,588 False alarm. It's just a bird. 438 00:22:52,046 --> 00:22:53,089 Not one person. 439 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:55,550 Not one person has gotten in my mouth. 440 00:22:55,884 --> 00:22:58,344 I don't care anymore. I just… 441 00:22:58,553 --> 00:23:00,847 I gotta call my mother.