1 00:00:09,530 --> 00:00:10,823 End times are here, folks. 2 00:00:10,990 --> 00:00:12,783 Only way to salvation is to embrace 3 00:00:12,867 --> 00:00:14,911 the triangular ways of our overlord. 4 00:00:15,119 --> 00:00:17,788 Any object with more than three sides is sinful. 5 00:00:17,872 --> 00:00:20,082 That's it. That's probably what Bill wants. 6 00:00:21,417 --> 00:00:23,336 I reckon I've been living a lie. 7 00:00:31,469 --> 00:00:33,137 Ladies, gentlemen, 8 00:00:33,221 --> 00:00:36,140 that creature with, like, 87 different faces. 9 00:00:36,224 --> 00:00:38,142 Eighty-eight different faces. 10 00:00:38,226 --> 00:00:40,144 Oh, sorry. Touchy subject. 11 00:00:40,353 --> 00:00:42,563 Anyways, it's been fun turning Gravity Falls 12 00:00:42,647 --> 00:00:45,858 inside out, rounding up all its terrified citizens 13 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:47,902 and then stacking them into this massive 14 00:00:47,985 --> 00:00:49,529 throne of frozen human agony. 15 00:00:55,159 --> 00:00:57,578 Don't worry, they're not conscious anymore. 16 00:00:57,703 --> 00:00:58,871 Probably. 17 00:00:59,038 --> 00:01:02,625 My omelets… they have friendly faces. 18 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:05,545 Whoops. Back you go there. 19 00:01:05,628 --> 00:01:07,588 But Gravity Falls is just the beginning. 20 00:01:07,713 --> 00:01:10,466 It's time to take our chaos worldwide! 21 00:01:10,716 --> 00:01:12,718 All right, boys, to the corners of the earth. 22 00:01:12,802 --> 00:01:14,929 Set the world aflame with your weirdness. 23 00:01:15,012 --> 00:01:17,181 This dimension is ours! 24 00:01:17,932 --> 00:01:20,017 Ah, global domination. 25 00:01:20,101 --> 00:01:22,103 I could get used to… 26 00:01:23,479 --> 00:01:24,605 What? 27 00:01:31,946 --> 00:01:35,741 Hmm, this might be more complicated than I thought. 28 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:37,994 I think I broke something. 29 00:01:38,077 --> 00:01:39,453 Walk it off! 30 00:02:01,475 --> 00:02:04,437 Mabel. Mabel! 31 00:02:04,812 --> 00:02:06,897 Okay, guys, Bill has taken over the town, 32 00:02:06,981 --> 00:02:08,316 and if this weirdness spreads, 33 00:02:08,399 --> 00:02:09,859 he's gonna take over the whole world. 34 00:02:09,942 --> 00:02:12,236 Our first step to stopping him is rescuing Mabel, 35 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,989 but he's got her trapped in this strange prison bubble. 36 00:02:15,156 --> 00:02:16,282 What is this place anyway? 37 00:02:23,998 --> 00:02:27,209 Guys, if I die, I wanna die hugging. 38 00:02:27,501 --> 00:02:28,919 Soos, you're choking me. 39 00:02:29,003 --> 00:02:31,213 Let my body be your shield. 40 00:02:35,593 --> 00:02:38,596 Is the entire ground a bouncy castle? 41 00:02:38,679 --> 00:02:40,097 Do you hear '80s music? 42 00:02:40,264 --> 00:02:43,351 And does the air smell like childlike wonder? 43 00:02:43,726 --> 00:02:45,519 Whoa! 44 00:02:47,438 --> 00:02:49,398 This is Mabel's prison? 45 00:02:49,523 --> 00:02:51,567 Yes. Definitely. Absolutely. 46 00:02:53,194 --> 00:02:54,779 It's fun o'clock, everyone. 47 00:02:54,862 --> 00:02:56,656 Today's weather calls for rainbows 48 00:02:56,739 --> 00:02:59,617 with a chance of dance parties. 49 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:02,453 If you're the owner of a unicorn with a top hat, 50 00:03:02,536 --> 00:03:04,246 please come to the ice cream beach. 51 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:07,249 Your unicorn is being towed. 52 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:08,793 What is this new world? 53 00:03:08,876 --> 00:03:11,295 Shining, shimmering, splendid. 54 00:03:14,715 --> 00:03:16,509 Welcome to Mabeland. 55 00:03:16,717 --> 00:03:18,761 D Mabeland d. 56 00:03:18,886 --> 00:03:21,055 And this is worse than the apocalypse. 57 00:03:21,138 --> 00:03:23,224 Dude, this place hurts my eyes. 58 00:03:23,307 --> 00:03:24,517 Oh, that's normal. 59 00:03:24,642 --> 00:03:26,268 Mabeland's rainbows have colors 60 00:03:26,352 --> 00:03:27,978 only bees and art students can see. 61 00:03:28,062 --> 00:03:30,648 Now who wants to go on the grand tour? 62 00:03:30,773 --> 00:03:33,818 - Do we have a choice? - No! 63 00:03:34,985 --> 00:03:36,821 Mabeland is the ultimate paradise, 64 00:03:36,987 --> 00:03:39,615 and the only rule… There are no rules! 65 00:03:39,699 --> 00:03:43,244 Except for one rule, which is very serious. 66 00:03:43,327 --> 00:03:44,620 But no one would ever break it, 67 00:03:44,704 --> 00:03:46,038 so it's not worth mentioning. 68 00:03:46,205 --> 00:03:47,957 Yeah! 69 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,710 Listen, creepy dream guys, we're not here to party, okay? 70 00:03:50,793 --> 00:03:53,254 We just need to find Mabel and get her out of here. 71 00:03:53,462 --> 00:03:54,323 Where is she? 72 00:03:54,338 --> 00:03:56,215 Our home girl Mabel lives at our next stop. 73 00:03:58,551 --> 00:04:00,261 That rules! 74 00:04:01,345 --> 00:04:04,807 Now come have rad snacks served by awesome penguins. 75 00:04:05,057 --> 00:04:07,727 Oh, score. I'm so hungry. 76 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:09,270 Yeah. I haven't eaten anything 77 00:04:09,395 --> 00:04:11,480 except for part of my hat for the last three days. 78 00:04:11,772 --> 00:04:13,941 Can you guys just hold on a second? 79 00:04:14,066 --> 00:04:15,609 Do you see what's happening here? 80 00:04:15,693 --> 00:04:18,237 Don't forget, this world was created by Bill. 81 00:04:19,488 --> 00:04:21,157 That punch is probably blood. 82 00:04:21,282 --> 00:04:25,494 And that glitter rain is probably ground-up bones or babies or something. 83 00:04:25,745 --> 00:04:29,457 Bill's using Mabel's own fantasies as some sick trap. 84 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:32,418 We need to grab Mabel and get the heck outta here. 85 00:04:32,501 --> 00:04:35,171 Oh, Mabel? She's at the top of the tallest tower, 86 00:04:35,254 --> 00:04:37,381 guarded by those big, buff waffle guards. 87 00:04:37,506 --> 00:04:39,884 There's no way to get past them. 88 00:04:40,426 --> 00:04:42,678 Someone hand me some syrup. 89 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,224 It's happening. The moment we trained for. 90 00:04:47,308 --> 00:04:49,268 Don't worry, man. I gotcha. 91 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:51,979 It's now or never, guys. 92 00:04:53,147 --> 00:04:54,648 This is a rescue. 93 00:04:54,774 --> 00:04:56,609 Everyone hit the deck. 94 00:04:58,194 --> 00:04:59,653 Hang in there, Mabel! 95 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:03,657 There she is. 96 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:05,785 Soos, grab her. 97 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:07,703 Wendy, barricade the door. 98 00:05:07,995 --> 00:05:10,164 Up you go, little lady. 99 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:14,543 Soos? Wendy? Dipper? 100 00:05:14,627 --> 00:05:15,920 The waffles are coming back. 101 00:05:16,003 --> 00:05:18,923 - We gotta hurry! - Uh, guys. 102 00:05:19,006 --> 00:05:20,925 Don't worry, Mabel. We'll get you out of this. 103 00:05:21,008 --> 00:05:23,177 But Dipper… 104 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:32,645 Mabel, what are you doing? 105 00:05:32,728 --> 00:05:34,563 We're trying to save you from this prison. 106 00:05:34,688 --> 00:05:36,232 This isn't a prison. 107 00:05:36,565 --> 00:05:37,858 I made this world. 108 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:40,027 Well, I sorta woke up here. 109 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:42,863 - It's complicated. - What are you saying? 110 00:05:42,947 --> 00:05:45,032 I'm saying this is my home now, 111 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:47,076 and I don't wanna be saved. 112 00:05:49,203 --> 00:05:51,747 - Sorry, Mabel. - No worries, Bubble Bear. 113 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:57,127 - You did what? - Look, after you said 114 00:05:57,211 --> 00:05:59,630 you wouldn't come back home with me at the end of the summer 115 00:05:59,713 --> 00:06:00,923 for your "apprenticeship," 116 00:06:01,090 --> 00:06:03,300 I wanted to hide in my sweater forever. 117 00:06:03,384 --> 00:06:05,427 But then I woke up in a place that gives me 118 00:06:05,553 --> 00:06:06,887 exactly what I wanted… 119 00:06:06,971 --> 00:06:09,306 An endless summer where we'll never have to grow up. 120 00:06:09,557 --> 00:06:12,351 Here, the sun shines all day, the party never ends, 121 00:06:12,434 --> 00:06:15,104 and now that you guys are here, it's finally perfect. 122 00:06:15,437 --> 00:06:17,147 Listen, Mabel, we're not here to party. 123 00:06:17,314 --> 00:06:18,649 All of this is crazy. 124 00:06:18,732 --> 00:06:22,278 Ugh! I figured you might say something like that, Dipper. 125 00:06:22,403 --> 00:06:24,405 That's why I've prepared a backup Dipper 126 00:06:24,488 --> 00:06:26,240 with a more supportive attitude. 127 00:06:27,825 --> 00:06:28,811 Whoa! 128 00:06:28,826 --> 00:06:31,161 Uh, yeah! 129 00:06:31,245 --> 00:06:33,622 Wiggity-wiggity what's up, dude bros? 130 00:06:33,873 --> 00:06:35,082 I'm Dippy Fresh. 131 00:06:35,207 --> 00:06:37,209 I like skateboarding, supporting my sister, 132 00:06:37,376 --> 00:06:40,004 and punctuating every sentence with a high five. 133 00:06:41,046 --> 00:06:42,172 Oh, don't mind if I… 134 00:06:42,256 --> 00:06:43,257 Ahem! 135 00:06:44,466 --> 00:06:46,260 I'm sorry. I can't leave him hanging. 136 00:06:46,427 --> 00:06:48,596 - Yes. - You're dead to me, Soos. 137 00:06:48,679 --> 00:06:51,181 Trust me. You guys are gonna love it here. 138 00:06:51,265 --> 00:06:53,183 This world always knows what you want, 139 00:06:53,267 --> 00:06:55,144 sometimes even before you do. 140 00:06:56,312 --> 00:06:58,564 Apparently I wanted a chinchilla. 141 00:06:58,647 --> 00:07:00,441 Right again, Mabeland. 142 00:07:00,524 --> 00:07:02,985 Mabel, listen to yourself. This is crazy. 143 00:07:03,068 --> 00:07:04,486 I'm sorry about our fight, 144 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:06,405 and I'm sorry things aren't great right now, 145 00:07:06,488 --> 00:07:08,688 but that doesn't mean you can just stay in here forever. 146 00:07:08,741 --> 00:07:11,493 Hey, take a chill pill. Those grow on trees here. 147 00:07:11,577 --> 00:07:13,203 You stay out of this, Dippy Fresh! 148 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:14,288 Dude, calm down. 149 00:07:14,371 --> 00:07:16,091 Dippy Fresh didn't do anything to you, dawg. 150 00:07:17,499 --> 00:07:19,293 I know it seems too good to be true, 151 00:07:19,376 --> 00:07:21,337 but just give this place a chance. 152 00:07:21,545 --> 00:07:23,631 Mabeland knows just what you want, 153 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:25,090 and always provides. 154 00:07:28,510 --> 00:07:30,012 Pudding center. Nice. 155 00:07:30,304 --> 00:07:32,973 Actually, Mabel, I'm with Dipper on this. 156 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:35,768 Gravity Falls is in trouble, and I really think… 157 00:07:39,855 --> 00:07:41,273 Wendy! 158 00:07:41,357 --> 00:07:43,525 Guys? You're safe. 159 00:07:43,609 --> 00:07:46,153 We've got a monster truck full of fireworks, fake ID's, 160 00:07:46,236 --> 00:07:47,863 and pranking supplies. 161 00:07:47,947 --> 00:07:49,547 Wanna drive this truck to the high school 162 00:07:49,615 --> 00:07:51,617 and glue this plunger to the principal's head? 163 00:07:51,867 --> 00:07:54,203 Yes. Yes, I do. 164 00:07:54,495 --> 00:07:56,789 Sorry, guys. I've always wanted to do that. 165 00:07:56,914 --> 00:07:58,332 I'll be back in just a few minutes. 166 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:01,335 Whoo-hoo! 167 00:08:01,418 --> 00:08:03,045 - Wendy? - Don't worry, dude. 168 00:08:03,128 --> 00:08:04,940 There's nothing in this world that could break me 169 00:08:04,964 --> 00:08:07,049 from our mission. 170 00:08:07,466 --> 00:08:10,219 Soos mi hijo. I have returned. 171 00:08:10,678 --> 00:08:13,180 Holy… whoa, whoa. Dad? 172 00:08:13,263 --> 00:08:14,807 You don't remember what I look like, 173 00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:16,600 so I have the body of a pro wrestler, 174 00:08:16,725 --> 00:08:18,560 and a face you once saw on a hot sauce bottle. 175 00:08:18,769 --> 00:08:21,814 I was never there for you, but in this world, I can be. 176 00:08:21,939 --> 00:08:23,983 - You're perfect. - It's a trap. 177 00:08:24,108 --> 00:08:26,819 Don't go with him, Soos, no matter what he offers you. 178 00:08:27,403 --> 00:08:28,612 Want to play catch? 179 00:08:28,988 --> 00:08:30,072 I'm sorry, dude. 180 00:08:30,155 --> 00:08:31,573 Even if it is all a dream, 181 00:08:31,657 --> 00:08:33,242 I've gotta play just one game. 182 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:34,994 Come on, Dad. 183 00:08:35,327 --> 00:08:37,413 Okay, this has gone too far. 184 00:08:37,496 --> 00:08:40,290 You can't honestly think these fantasies are good for anyone. 185 00:08:40,374 --> 00:08:42,376 You can't argue with the results. 186 00:08:42,459 --> 00:08:43,794 People are happy here. 187 00:08:43,877 --> 00:08:46,255 Does it really matter if it's real or not? 188 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:48,799 For once, stop listening to your head, 189 00:08:48,924 --> 00:08:50,509 and listen to your heart. 190 00:08:50,592 --> 00:08:54,596 Mabeland has something for everyone, even you. 191 00:08:54,847 --> 00:08:56,015 In fact… 192 00:08:58,058 --> 00:09:00,728 Nope. Not looking. Not looking. 193 00:09:06,817 --> 00:09:09,278 All right, can anybody explain to me why, 194 00:09:09,361 --> 00:09:12,448 even with our newfound infinite power 195 00:09:15,034 --> 00:09:16,910 none of us can escape the borders 196 00:09:16,994 --> 00:09:19,913 of this stupid hick town? 197 00:09:19,997 --> 00:09:22,541 There's some kind of force field keeping us in. 198 00:09:22,624 --> 00:09:25,044 But who would know how to fix it? 199 00:09:25,711 --> 00:09:29,673 Hmm. Maybe someone needs to come out of retirement. 200 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,842 Bill. Sorry, boss, 201 00:09:31,925 --> 00:09:34,178 but Gideon let the Pines Family escape. 202 00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:36,430 They're inside Mabel's bubble as we speak. 203 00:09:39,099 --> 00:09:41,560 Mabel's bubble is the most diabolical trap 204 00:09:41,685 --> 00:09:42,686 I've ever created. 205 00:09:42,895 --> 00:09:44,164 It would take a will of titanium 206 00:09:44,188 --> 00:09:46,356 not to give into its temptations. 207 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,859 Fetch me Gideon, and take the rest of the day off. 208 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:51,278 Things just got a little more interesting. 209 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:07,294 Even my stone skips are perfect. 210 00:10:08,545 --> 00:10:09,546 Who am I kidding? 211 00:10:09,713 --> 00:10:11,173 Maybe Mabel's right. 212 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,092 It's a horror show out there. 213 00:10:13,383 --> 00:10:15,094 At least the air here is breathable. 214 00:10:15,177 --> 00:10:16,929 Dude, you're talking to a river. 215 00:10:17,387 --> 00:10:19,014 Oh, hey, Wendy. What's up? 216 00:10:19,139 --> 00:10:21,809 I thought you were busy wrecking the school or whatever. 217 00:10:21,892 --> 00:10:23,185 Yeah, that got old quick. 218 00:10:23,268 --> 00:10:25,771 And this music is really starting to get on my nerves. 219 00:10:25,854 --> 00:10:28,273 I think that stuff you said about this place is right. 220 00:10:28,357 --> 00:10:31,193 Really? Well, now we just need a plan. 221 00:10:31,276 --> 00:10:33,362 Don't worry. You always think of something. 222 00:10:37,991 --> 00:10:41,245 You know, you're so much smarter than, like, everyone else. 223 00:10:41,578 --> 00:10:43,497 It's kinda funny. 224 00:10:43,622 --> 00:10:46,291 If you were older, you'd be, like, my dream guy. 225 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:48,293 Wait. Do you really mean that? 226 00:10:48,377 --> 00:10:49,795 Wait a minute. 227 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,964 In this place, you can be any age you want. 228 00:10:52,089 --> 00:10:54,883 If we were the same age, maybe you and me could… 229 00:10:55,008 --> 00:10:57,219 I don't know… actually be together. 230 00:10:57,302 --> 00:10:59,513 Wait. Really? 231 00:10:59,596 --> 00:11:01,932 I bet if we asked Mabel, she could do it right now. 232 00:11:02,015 --> 00:11:04,393 In this place, it could finally be just you and me. 233 00:11:04,518 --> 00:11:07,187 Come on, man. Just take my hand. 234 00:11:08,063 --> 00:11:10,899 Wait. This isn't real! 235 00:11:17,656 --> 00:11:21,410 You shouldn't have done that, Dipper! 236 00:11:21,493 --> 00:11:23,537 We're watching you. 237 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:26,415 There are eyes everywhere. 238 00:11:26,498 --> 00:11:28,167 - Hi, Dipper. - Hey, Dipper. 239 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,370 - Hey, Dipper. - Hey, Dipper. 240 00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:32,671 D Bo-ba-do-do, I'm a stuffed animal tree d. 241 00:11:32,754 --> 00:11:34,840 Oh, my gosh. 242 00:11:35,007 --> 00:11:36,216 This is crazy. 243 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:37,759 I'm losing my mind. 244 00:11:37,843 --> 00:11:39,052 We have to get out of here. 245 00:11:39,219 --> 00:11:42,264 We have to go back… to the real world! 246 00:11:46,435 --> 00:11:47,853 Hey! 247 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,606 Under Article Smiley Face of Exhibit Squeaky Duck, 248 00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,900 you are hereby accused of breaking our one rule… 249 00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:55,068 Mentioning reality. 250 00:11:57,112 --> 00:12:00,324 Prepare to be banished from this land forever! 251 00:12:01,825 --> 00:12:03,785 Mabel, you're smarter than this. 252 00:12:03,952 --> 00:12:06,163 Bill has you hypnotized or something. 253 00:12:06,246 --> 00:12:08,123 Are you really gonna let them banish me? 254 00:12:08,207 --> 00:12:09,958 No. Of course not. 255 00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:11,376 That's my brother, guys. 256 00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:13,045 There's gotta be another way. 257 00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:16,882 Very well. If Dipper wishes to stay, he must plead his case 258 00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:21,845 in the ultimate trial of Fantasy vs. Reality. 259 00:12:23,805 --> 00:12:25,474 Hey. Seriously? 260 00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:28,602 It was him. 261 00:12:41,865 --> 00:12:43,033 Seriously, Mabel? 262 00:12:43,116 --> 00:12:45,369 You're letting them take our argument to court? 263 00:12:45,494 --> 00:12:47,913 Hey, I didn't make the rules of Mabeland. 264 00:12:47,996 --> 00:12:51,375 Yes, you did. There's a tapestry of you making the rules. 265 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:55,712 All rise for the Honorable Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face Schwartzstein. 266 00:12:58,590 --> 00:12:59,841 Order, order. 267 00:12:59,925 --> 00:13:02,719 This trial begins right meow. 268 00:13:04,721 --> 00:13:06,598 Oh! Ha ha! 269 00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:07,891 Ahem. Judge? 270 00:13:09,184 --> 00:13:10,852 Sorry, sorry. 271 00:13:10,936 --> 00:13:13,063 We are here to try Dipper Pines 272 00:13:13,146 --> 00:13:17,401 in the case of Fantasy vs. Reality. 273 00:13:17,943 --> 00:13:21,488 If Dipper wins, Mabel will return with him to the real world. 274 00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:24,616 But if he loses, he will be banished forever, 275 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:27,744 and replaced with town darling Dippy Fresh. 276 00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:28,829 Dippy, come on out. 277 00:13:28,912 --> 00:13:30,872 Flip-a-dip-dip. 278 00:13:31,873 --> 00:13:34,251 I hate him so much. 279 00:13:34,334 --> 00:13:35,961 The final decision will be made by 280 00:13:36,044 --> 00:13:37,796 a jury of your peers. 281 00:13:40,215 --> 00:13:42,592 Hi there. I love your headband. 282 00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:44,928 Shut your mouth. I love your headband. 283 00:13:45,012 --> 00:13:46,680 We're all wearing the same headband. 284 00:13:46,805 --> 00:13:48,640 Ha ha! Headband! 285 00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:51,435 Look, Mabel, this whole thing is ridiculous. 286 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,372 But if winning a trial is what it takes to get you to come home with us, 287 00:13:54,396 --> 00:13:55,396 then so be it. 288 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,692 I'm sorry, Dipper, but I can only speak through my legal team now. 289 00:14:00,319 --> 00:14:02,404 We have a doctorate degree in hunkiness. 290 00:14:02,654 --> 00:14:04,698 Also criminal and international law. 291 00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:06,783 Let's hear opening statements. 292 00:14:06,867 --> 00:14:08,577 Your Honor, townsfolk, 293 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,162 lovely ladies of the jury. 294 00:14:10,245 --> 00:14:12,205 Oh, he's talking about us. 295 00:14:12,289 --> 00:14:13,957 That's lovely. 296 00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,250 My case is simple. 297 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:18,962 This very unrighteous dude thinks that reality is better than fantasy. 298 00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:23,050 But reality is bogus, lame, and whack. 299 00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:25,177 Objection, Your Honor. That's conjecture. 300 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:26,345 Meow-verruled! 301 00:14:26,595 --> 00:14:30,182 I'd like to show you this "reality" that Dipper loves so much. 302 00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:32,976 And show you how it has wronged my client, and Dipper, 303 00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:34,311 their entire lives. 304 00:14:34,436 --> 00:14:35,729 Exhibit "A." 305 00:14:36,521 --> 00:14:39,066 Mabel's scrapbook. 306 00:14:39,149 --> 00:14:42,194 Second grade, October 10. 307 00:14:43,403 --> 00:14:45,197 Photo day. 308 00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:48,742 Darn allergies. 309 00:14:48,909 --> 00:14:51,703 Boom! A million slap bracelets. 310 00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,997 I'm gonna have the best photo ever. 311 00:14:54,081 --> 00:14:57,209 And how do you like my new pigtails? 312 00:14:57,334 --> 00:14:59,127 Have fun, brat. 313 00:14:59,252 --> 00:15:02,130 You ruined my hair! 314 00:15:02,381 --> 00:15:04,091 Dipper, what do I do? 315 00:15:04,216 --> 00:15:06,718 Um, I… well… I don't… 316 00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:08,762 Mabel! 317 00:15:12,265 --> 00:15:15,102 Mabel's fantasy was having a great school photo, 318 00:15:15,185 --> 00:15:17,229 but reality had other plans. 319 00:15:17,354 --> 00:15:19,106 Look, that was one bad day. 320 00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:22,234 One of many. February 14, fourth grade. 321 00:15:22,317 --> 00:15:25,570 - Valentine's Day. - Oh, come on, man. You can't… 322 00:15:27,864 --> 00:15:30,325 How many Valentines did you get, Dipper? 323 00:15:32,619 --> 00:15:34,913 Oh, hey, Dipper didn't get any. 324 00:15:34,996 --> 00:15:37,290 Oh, man, I thought I was the class loser. 325 00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:39,376 Hey, everyone, Dipstick didn't get any. 326 00:15:44,714 --> 00:15:47,467 I can't believe that kid's your brother. 327 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:52,806 Hey, what's the point of all this? 328 00:15:52,889 --> 00:15:54,141 That was in the past. 329 00:15:54,224 --> 00:15:56,476 Is your life any better now, bro? 330 00:15:56,685 --> 00:16:00,313 Heartbreak, disaster, broken promises. 331 00:16:00,397 --> 00:16:02,065 That's reality for you. 332 00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:03,942 Out there, it's nothing but heartbreak. 333 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:06,987 But in here, who wants pug sundaes? 334 00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:12,617 Hand me a microphone, Xyler. 335 00:16:14,327 --> 00:16:15,662 Totally righteous, bro. 336 00:16:15,912 --> 00:16:17,664 - Are we brothers? - I don't know. 337 00:16:17,956 --> 00:16:19,791 I think we're ready for a verdict. 338 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,294 Wait! I haven't even presented my case. 339 00:16:22,377 --> 00:16:24,463 Do you even have a case? 340 00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:28,049 Yes, I do, Your Honor. 341 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:31,344 I call as a witness Mabel Pines. 342 00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:34,306 Uh, objection? 343 00:16:34,389 --> 00:16:35,474 I'll allow it. 344 00:16:35,599 --> 00:16:37,893 Us cats are famously curious, meow meow. 345 00:16:42,564 --> 00:16:44,149 Mabel, listen. 346 00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:46,318 I might not have all the answers. 347 00:16:46,443 --> 00:16:49,488 I'm not stylish, and I'm not cool, 348 00:16:49,571 --> 00:16:51,823 and I can't make pugs appear out of thin air. 349 00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:54,326 - Boo! - Guilty! 350 00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:56,995 But I know one thing well, and that's you, 351 00:16:57,162 --> 00:16:59,331 and I know that even though you might act like it, 352 00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:01,666 you don't wanna be in this fantasy world. 353 00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:04,586 Uh… pssshh! Yeah, right. 354 00:17:04,669 --> 00:17:06,796 You're scared of growing up. 355 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,548 And who could blame you? 356 00:17:08,632 --> 00:17:10,342 I'm scared, too. 357 00:17:10,425 --> 00:17:12,969 Uh… la la la la la la la! I'm not listening. 358 00:17:13,053 --> 00:17:15,347 Guards, the fingers. 359 00:17:16,515 --> 00:17:18,975 Look, real life stinks sometimes, okay? 360 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:19,961 I'm not gonna lie. 361 00:17:19,976 --> 00:17:22,270 There's a better way to get through it than denial, 362 00:17:22,395 --> 00:17:24,689 and that's with help from people who care about you. 363 00:17:24,856 --> 00:17:26,942 It's how we've gotten through our whole lives. 364 00:17:27,108 --> 00:17:28,568 Just look. 365 00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:31,696 Mabel, I figured out a way to fix your photo. 366 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:33,615 What? You have a wig? 367 00:17:33,698 --> 00:17:35,909 No, but I have a razor. 368 00:17:37,953 --> 00:17:40,288 You're crazy. 369 00:17:57,430 --> 00:17:59,474 We've always been there for each other. 370 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:06,231 Mabel, I thought you were living a fantasy, 371 00:18:06,356 --> 00:18:07,356 but look at me. 372 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:09,484 I actually thought I was gonna stay here 373 00:18:09,568 --> 00:18:10,777 and be Ford's apprentice. 374 00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:13,196 Spend my entire teens cooped up in a basement 375 00:18:13,321 --> 00:18:15,699 with a lab coat. How ridiculous is that? 376 00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:19,416 I don't know what's gonna happen in the future, 377 00:18:19,494 --> 00:18:21,538 but whatever it is, you don't have to fear, 378 00:18:21,621 --> 00:18:23,206 because we'll do it together. 379 00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:25,500 I'm not taking Ford's apprenticeship. 380 00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:28,128 We've traveled to heck and back to get you, 381 00:18:28,211 --> 00:18:29,546 and we're going back together. 382 00:18:29,629 --> 00:18:31,047 Leave this fantasy world. 383 00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:33,925 Let's beat Bill and grow up together. 384 00:18:36,761 --> 00:18:38,513 Order. Order in the court! 385 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,308 Dang it, why is this hammer squeaking? 386 00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:42,391 You mean it? 387 00:18:42,475 --> 00:18:44,269 You're really coming home with me? 388 00:18:44,561 --> 00:18:46,438 Yes. Definitely. 389 00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:47,856 Absolutely. 390 00:18:47,939 --> 00:18:49,399 Awkward sibling hug? 391 00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:52,652 Don't do it! 392 00:18:52,736 --> 00:18:54,738 You do this, and it's all over. 393 00:18:56,323 --> 00:18:58,033 Sincere sibling hug. 394 00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:00,744 Don't do the pats! 395 00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:02,954 Pat, pat. 396 00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:12,464 Oh, man. 397 00:19:12,547 --> 00:19:15,425 I never noticed how bright this place is. 398 00:19:15,508 --> 00:19:17,802 Ugh! Have I actually been listening to the same song 399 00:19:17,969 --> 00:19:20,472 for an entire week? 400 00:19:20,555 --> 00:19:22,682 Whoa, time to calm you down. 401 00:19:25,268 --> 00:19:27,020 Uh, why isn't this working? 402 00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:30,482 Because your reign over this land is over! 403 00:19:35,987 --> 00:19:37,280 We gotta get outta here. 404 00:19:37,364 --> 00:19:39,658 Soos, Wendy, Paradise is cancelled. 405 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,126 Everyone get on. 406 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:58,218 Take us to freedom, Giant Waddles. Yeah! 407 00:20:02,889 --> 00:20:04,766 All right, guys, are you ready for this? 408 00:20:06,309 --> 00:20:07,769 Sorry, Mabeland. 409 00:20:07,852 --> 00:20:09,562 It's time to burst your bubble. 410 00:20:16,027 --> 00:20:17,362 Whoa. 411 00:20:17,445 --> 00:20:19,406 You all good? Everyone good? 412 00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:21,866 We've missed you, Mabel. 413 00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:24,994 Hey, Dipper, I appreciate what you said back there. 414 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,205 But if you wanna take Ford's apprenticeship, 415 00:20:27,288 --> 00:20:28,623 I won't get in your way. 416 00:20:28,707 --> 00:20:31,126 Pfft. Miss out on your awkward teen years? 417 00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:32,377 You wish. 418 00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:36,881 Man, I went nuts back there. 419 00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:40,093 I mean, come on, the real world can't be that bad, right? 420 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:45,181 Oh, boy. 421 00:20:47,225 --> 00:20:49,394 Where is everyone? The town's deserted. 422 00:20:49,477 --> 00:20:51,187 Did Bill already win? 423 00:20:51,271 --> 00:20:54,232 Come on, guys. Let's see if we can go hide out in the shack. 424 00:20:56,317 --> 00:20:59,571 Yes! It's in shambles just like we left it. 425 00:20:59,654 --> 00:21:02,657 Oh, man, this is the first time I've ever felt happy going to work. 426 00:21:02,782 --> 00:21:04,325 Hello, house. Hello, porch. 427 00:21:04,409 --> 00:21:07,036 Hello, wads of gum I left stuck to the couch. 428 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:10,665 Wait. What was that? 429 00:21:18,339 --> 00:21:19,674 Let's get 'em, dudes. 430 00:21:20,675 --> 00:21:22,385 Yah! 431 00:21:24,721 --> 00:21:27,056 - Stan? - Kids? 432 00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:30,643 Just so everyone knows, we're out of toilet paper. 433 00:21:32,187 --> 00:21:33,354 Did I miss something? 434 00:21:37,442 --> 00:21:39,819 Whoa, we survived. 435 00:21:41,196 --> 00:21:42,697 But where are we? 436 00:21:44,908 --> 00:21:46,451 Are we real? 437 00:21:46,785 --> 00:21:48,286 Is this reality? 438 00:21:48,828 --> 00:21:51,039 Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that 439 00:21:51,122 --> 00:21:54,125 every existing thing is born without reason, 440 00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:56,252 prolongs itself out of weakness, 441 00:21:56,336 --> 00:21:57,837 and dies by chance. 442 00:21:57,962 --> 00:21:59,506 Totally righteous, bro. 443 00:21:59,589 --> 00:22:00,882 I know!