1 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:29,636 - Wait. - Grunkle Stan! 2 00:00:29,844 --> 00:00:32,680 Kids! I can't believe it! 3 00:00:33,222 --> 00:00:34,766 I thought I lost you two. 4 00:00:35,016 --> 00:00:37,101 - Ahh! - Mr. Pines, it's really you! 5 00:00:37,185 --> 00:00:39,562 I've been hugging strangers to practice for this moment. 6 00:00:39,646 --> 00:00:41,522 We missed you, you old codger. 7 00:00:41,773 --> 00:00:44,359 I've missed you knuckleheads too. 8 00:00:44,442 --> 00:00:45,522 It's good to have you back. 9 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:48,488 So… what's everyone doing here? 10 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:51,199 Yeah, there's, like, monsters and gnomes. 11 00:00:51,282 --> 00:00:53,493 And is Pacifica wearing a potato sack? 12 00:00:53,576 --> 00:00:55,995 Hey! Even in a sack, I still look better than you. 13 00:00:56,287 --> 00:00:58,498 It's… It's a long story. 14 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:00,208 Hey, is anyone gonna feed me? 15 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:03,670 Larry King's disembodied wax head wants num-nums. 16 00:01:03,836 --> 00:01:06,005 We're trying to ration our food, remember? 17 00:01:06,089 --> 00:01:09,592 - Mmm… mmm… - Uhh, it's happening again! 18 00:01:10,718 --> 00:01:12,387 Hey, everyone! 19 00:01:13,137 --> 00:01:14,347 Eye bat! 20 00:01:14,514 --> 00:01:17,600 Evasive maneuvers! 21 00:01:17,892 --> 00:01:20,144 - Shh! Keep it down! - Get the lights! 22 00:01:47,755 --> 00:01:50,174 Welcome to what's left of normal around here… 23 00:01:50,508 --> 00:01:51,509 Home base. 24 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:54,762 Ow! 25 00:01:54,887 --> 00:01:58,057 - We have… - D Several injuries d. 26 00:01:58,182 --> 00:02:00,268 - Ooh! - Ow! My liver, girl! 27 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,729 Rumble McSkirmish? 28 00:02:02,937 --> 00:02:03,980 Do not be afraid. 29 00:02:04,063 --> 00:02:05,356 Weirdmaggedon has taught me 30 00:02:05,481 --> 00:02:07,233 there are some battles I cannot win. 31 00:02:07,442 --> 00:02:09,902 I am now Humble McSkirmish. 32 00:02:10,403 --> 00:02:12,613 Grunkle Stan, how'd this all happen? 33 00:02:12,822 --> 00:02:14,365 So I was hammering signs out back 34 00:02:14,449 --> 00:02:16,659 when the sky started vomiting nightmares. 35 00:02:16,743 --> 00:02:18,369 I listen to a lot of AM radio, 36 00:02:18,494 --> 00:02:21,122 so I knew what this meant… The end of the world. 37 00:02:22,665 --> 00:02:25,209 What I didn't expect was what happened next. 38 00:02:33,509 --> 00:02:35,928 Turns out whatever you and my brother did to the shack 39 00:02:36,012 --> 00:02:37,638 with your unicorn voodoo 40 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:40,141 made the crazy place invincible to weirdness. 41 00:02:44,270 --> 00:02:46,272 Of course… the unicorn spell! 42 00:02:46,397 --> 00:02:49,317 That's why this is the only place Bill's magic can't touch. 43 00:02:49,692 --> 00:02:51,903 That's when Possum Breath over here shows up 44 00:02:52,028 --> 00:02:54,280 leading a bunch of injured stragglers through the forest. 45 00:02:54,447 --> 00:02:55,907 They needed a place to stay, 46 00:02:55,990 --> 00:02:57,492 and since the mayor got captured, 47 00:02:57,658 --> 00:02:59,786 I elected myself de facto chief. 48 00:02:59,994 --> 00:03:03,039 The plan's to stay in here and eat brown meat until we run out. 49 00:03:03,331 --> 00:03:04,874 Then I vote we eat the gnomes. 50 00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:07,001 Hey, I'm short, not deaf! 51 00:03:07,126 --> 00:03:09,420 Shh! Shh! Stress will make you chewy. 52 00:03:09,504 --> 00:03:12,548 Grunkle Stan, we can't all just hide inside the shack. 53 00:03:12,632 --> 00:03:14,509 There's a town in need of saving! 54 00:03:14,634 --> 00:03:17,720 Me and Ford tried to do it, but he got captured by Bill. 55 00:03:17,887 --> 00:03:19,138 Serves that jerk right! 56 00:03:19,263 --> 00:03:20,807 My brother's had some stupid plans, 57 00:03:21,015 --> 00:03:24,644 but going up against an all-powerful space demon was his worst one yet. 58 00:03:25,144 --> 00:03:27,730 Trust me, we have everything we need right here. 59 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:31,359 It's not the Ritz, but at least the monsters inside know how to massage. 60 00:03:31,442 --> 00:03:34,570 - You know Shiatsu? - Yes, I've taken some classes. 61 00:03:34,654 --> 00:03:36,823 So you're really just gonna let Bill win? 62 00:03:36,989 --> 00:03:38,950 Look, kiddo, we got a good deal here. 63 00:03:39,075 --> 00:03:43,454 Besides, I'm sure wherever the rest of the townsfolk are, they're fine. 64 00:03:43,538 --> 00:03:46,082 This is Shandra Jiminez 65 00:03:46,165 --> 00:03:48,334 reporting live from the inside of Bill's castle. 66 00:03:48,459 --> 00:03:49,710 Here for the first time 67 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:51,994 are images of what's happened to the captured townsfolk. 68 00:03:52,046 --> 00:03:53,881 Viewers are advised to look away 69 00:03:54,006 --> 00:03:55,400 if they don't want to see their friends 70 00:03:55,424 --> 00:03:57,343 turned into a twisted throne of human agony. 71 00:03:57,885 --> 00:04:00,221 - Mom and Dad? - My family! 72 00:04:00,388 --> 00:04:01,639 Deputy Durland! 73 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:04,642 Is there no one who will save the people of this town? 74 00:04:04,767 --> 00:04:08,938 I'm Shandra Jiminez, and I'm being turned into stone by a flying eyeball. 75 00:04:12,942 --> 00:04:15,153 Oh, no. My parents are bad, 76 00:04:15,278 --> 00:04:17,864 but even they don't deserve to be turned to stone. 77 00:04:18,531 --> 00:04:19,949 Curse you, Bill! 78 00:04:20,116 --> 00:04:22,827 Why must you take everything we love? 79 00:04:25,121 --> 00:04:27,498 Guys, don't you see? Our friends need us, 80 00:04:27,582 --> 00:04:30,084 but we can only save them if we fight back! 81 00:04:30,168 --> 00:04:33,254 Mabel is right. Bill wants us to run and hide. 82 00:04:33,337 --> 00:04:35,298 He wants us to think he's invincible. 83 00:04:35,423 --> 00:04:37,300 But Ford told me before he was captured 84 00:04:37,383 --> 00:04:39,552 that he knows Bill's secret weakness. 85 00:04:41,929 --> 00:04:42,832 Weakness? 86 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:44,849 Now, if we band together, 87 00:04:44,974 --> 00:04:46,934 if we combine all of our strength, 88 00:04:47,185 --> 00:04:48,352 our smarts, 89 00:04:48,519 --> 00:04:50,605 our… whatever Toby has… 90 00:04:50,730 --> 00:04:52,607 Aureus rashes! 91 00:04:52,815 --> 00:04:55,443 Then we just might be able to rescue Ford, 92 00:04:55,568 --> 00:04:56,554 learn Bill's weakness, 93 00:04:56,569 --> 00:04:58,529 and save Gravity Falls! 94 00:05:01,657 --> 00:05:02,992 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 95 00:05:03,201 --> 00:05:05,286 Have you all forgotten who's in charge here? 96 00:05:05,369 --> 00:05:07,330 Besides, we're only safe inside! 97 00:05:07,455 --> 00:05:09,665 It's not like we can take the Mystery Shack to Bill. 98 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:11,918 Wha… Whoa! 99 00:05:12,001 --> 00:05:14,545 Holy hootenanny! Flapjack and fiddlebanjos! 100 00:05:14,629 --> 00:05:17,215 Sorry. Sorry. Got a little excited. 101 00:05:17,506 --> 00:05:19,050 What I meant to say is, 102 00:05:19,175 --> 00:05:22,303 I think I figured out a way to fight Bill and rescue Ford. 103 00:05:22,386 --> 00:05:24,263 But we're all gonna have to work together! 104 00:05:24,388 --> 00:05:25,431 Now 105 00:05:27,225 --> 00:05:30,144 if you just… 106 00:05:30,311 --> 00:05:32,813 Don't worry, Ford. We're coming for you! 107 00:05:37,026 --> 00:05:40,071 Let me go! You insane three-sided… 108 00:05:40,863 --> 00:05:42,949 Wha… What is this place? 109 00:05:55,419 --> 00:05:56,545 Wh… Where am I? 110 00:05:56,712 --> 00:05:58,506 You're in the penthouse suite, kid! 111 00:05:58,631 --> 00:06:00,841 The tip of the pyramid! Have a drink. 112 00:06:00,967 --> 00:06:02,593 Make yourself comfortable. 113 00:06:02,843 --> 00:06:06,222 You know that couch is made from living human skin? 114 00:06:08,015 --> 00:06:10,726 Aah! Quit the games, Cipher! 115 00:06:10,893 --> 00:06:13,437 If I'm still alive, you must want something from me. 116 00:06:13,604 --> 00:06:15,940 Ah, sharp as ever, Fordsy. 117 00:06:16,107 --> 00:06:17,233 As you may have noticed, 118 00:06:17,316 --> 00:06:20,278 I've recently had a multi-dimensional makeover! 119 00:06:20,403 --> 00:06:22,613 I control space and matter, 120 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:24,865 and now that that dumb baby's out of the way, 121 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,158 time itself! 122 00:06:26,242 --> 00:06:28,619 - But I wasn't always this way. - Oof! 123 00:06:28,828 --> 00:06:30,538 You think those chains are tight? 124 00:06:30,746 --> 00:06:32,873 Imagine living in the second dimension… 125 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,835 Flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. 126 00:06:36,002 --> 00:06:39,630 I liberated my dimension, Stanford, and I'm here to liberate yours. 127 00:06:39,714 --> 00:06:42,300 There's just one hitch. As it turns out, 128 00:06:42,383 --> 00:06:46,095 my weirdness can't escape the magical confines of this town! 129 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:48,389 There's something keeping me in. 130 00:06:48,597 --> 00:06:52,852 Incredible! Gravity Falls' Natural Law of Weirdness Magnetism. 131 00:06:52,935 --> 00:06:54,395 I studied this years ago! 132 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,148 - And did you find a way to undo it? - Of course! 133 00:06:57,273 --> 00:06:59,608 There's a simple equation that could collapse the barrier. 134 00:06:59,775 --> 00:07:00,985 But I'd never tell you! 135 00:07:01,277 --> 00:07:04,238 Listen, Ford, if you just tell me that equation, 136 00:07:04,322 --> 00:07:07,325 finally your dimension will be free! 137 00:07:08,659 --> 00:07:10,494 Anything will be possible! 138 00:07:15,875 --> 00:07:19,170 I'll remake a fun world- a better world! 139 00:07:20,087 --> 00:07:23,674 A party that never ends with a host that never dies! 140 00:07:23,841 --> 00:07:25,134 No more restrictions! 141 00:07:25,468 --> 00:07:27,094 No more laws! 142 00:07:27,219 --> 00:07:29,513 You'd be one of us. All-powerful! 143 00:07:29,597 --> 00:07:32,099 Greater than anything you've imagined! 144 00:07:32,183 --> 00:07:34,185 And all I need is your help. 145 00:07:34,518 --> 00:07:36,479 You're insane if you think I'll help you. 146 00:07:36,562 --> 00:07:39,357 Ha ha ha! I'm insane either way, brainiac! 147 00:07:39,565 --> 00:07:40,649 But have it your way. 148 00:07:40,775 --> 00:07:42,777 I'll just fish around and get that equation 149 00:07:42,902 --> 00:07:44,945 directly out of your mind! 150 00:07:45,154 --> 00:07:46,322 Not so fast! 151 00:07:46,530 --> 00:07:48,074 You know the rules, Bill. 152 00:07:49,492 --> 00:07:51,243 You may be able to haunt my dreams, 153 00:07:51,369 --> 00:07:52,745 but you can't enter my mind 154 00:07:52,828 --> 00:07:55,039 unless I shake your hand and let you in. 155 00:07:55,748 --> 00:07:57,208 You're making this 156 00:07:57,291 --> 00:07:59,710 so much harder than it needs to be. 157 00:08:00,169 --> 00:08:02,088 Everyone has a weakness, tough guy! 158 00:08:02,338 --> 00:08:03,589 I'll make you talk! 159 00:08:03,798 --> 00:08:06,008 It's only a matter of time. 160 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:08,302 Aaaah! 161 00:08:12,431 --> 00:08:16,519 All right. I've made some thingamadiculous robomajigs in my day, 162 00:08:16,644 --> 00:08:19,313 but this is the first one that won't be used for evil! 163 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,274 Whoa! These blueprints are incredible, McGucket. 164 00:08:22,483 --> 00:08:24,318 This is your most amazing invention yet. 165 00:08:24,610 --> 00:08:26,779 Does it have any gun-swords? 166 00:08:26,946 --> 00:08:28,572 I watch a lot of anime and, uh, 167 00:08:28,781 --> 00:08:31,033 trust me, you're gonna want some gun-swords. 168 00:08:31,283 --> 00:08:32,868 What's an "anime"? 169 00:08:33,035 --> 00:08:36,038 - We have much to discuss. - Discuss, nothing! 170 00:08:36,288 --> 00:08:39,083 These scribbles are a bunch of cockamamie balderdash! 171 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:40,334 Excuse my French. 172 00:08:42,545 --> 00:08:45,425 And where would you even find a bunch of idiots crazy enough to build it? 173 00:08:45,464 --> 00:08:48,175 Grunkle Stan, you're lookin' at those idiots. 174 00:08:49,927 --> 00:08:51,137 Idiots! 175 00:09:00,479 --> 00:09:02,189 Whoa… What… What are you… 176 00:09:02,356 --> 00:09:04,525 Hey… Hey, now. Hey! Don't touch that. 177 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:05,860 Hey… Aah! 178 00:09:10,698 --> 00:09:12,241 Uhh! Uhh! 179 00:09:13,451 --> 00:09:15,077 Aaah! 180 00:09:36,932 --> 00:09:38,809 Thanks for these apocalypse sweaters, Mabel. 181 00:09:38,934 --> 00:09:41,061 The end of the world has never been so comfortable. 182 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,480 Mm-hmm! 183 00:09:44,857 --> 00:09:46,817 Uhh! Fine, I'll wear it. 184 00:09:47,985 --> 00:09:49,278 But I'm not gonna like it. 185 00:09:49,487 --> 00:09:52,281 Admit it. This is the best day of the end of the world. 186 00:09:52,448 --> 00:09:54,283 I think we actually have a chance to beat Bill 187 00:09:54,366 --> 00:09:55,784 and win back our future. 188 00:09:55,868 --> 00:09:57,620 Yeah. Getting to actually live 189 00:09:57,745 --> 00:09:59,163 to see our 13th birthday party 190 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:01,707 is the only birthday present I want right now. 191 00:10:01,999 --> 00:10:03,709 Hey, if we're lucky enough to get there, 192 00:10:03,918 --> 00:10:06,003 I guarantee this whole town is gonna throw you 193 00:10:06,086 --> 00:10:08,005 the best birthday party you've ever seen. 194 00:10:08,255 --> 00:10:09,256 Thanks, Soos. 195 00:10:09,798 --> 00:10:11,759 Hey, has anyone seen Grunkle Stan? 196 00:10:12,259 --> 00:10:13,677 This whole plan is bonkers. 197 00:10:13,844 --> 00:10:15,930 But of course, no one asked the Chief what he thinks. 198 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,265 After all I've done for everyone! 199 00:10:18,349 --> 00:10:19,558 Schmebulock. 200 00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:22,770 Yeah, exactly… It's a total load of schmebulock. 201 00:10:22,978 --> 00:10:24,772 Is something wrong, Grunkle Stan? 202 00:10:24,897 --> 00:10:27,733 You're acting grunklier than usual. 203 00:10:27,858 --> 00:10:30,110 It's this darn plan to save my brother. 204 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:33,113 If you didn't notice, I already saved him once from that portal, 205 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,406 and he never thanked me! 206 00:10:34,573 --> 00:10:35,950 He causes the end of the world, 207 00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:37,409 and somehow it's still always. 208 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:40,120 "Stan's the screw-up, Ford's the hero." 209 00:10:40,329 --> 00:10:42,164 Well, maybe people think he's a hero 210 00:10:42,248 --> 00:10:44,667 because he didn't want to hide in the Mystery Shack! 211 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,836 Well, maybe if he hid in the Mystery Shack he wouldn't have been captured! 212 00:10:47,962 --> 00:10:51,340 Guys! Guys! Trust me, tomorrow's gonna be great! 213 00:10:51,674 --> 00:10:54,134 - I believe in us. - Help! Leader Mabel! 214 00:10:54,343 --> 00:10:56,929 I keep accidentally flexing through my sweater! 215 00:10:57,096 --> 00:10:58,931 Aah! It happened again! 216 00:10:59,098 --> 00:11:01,892 Those weird cow-monsters are delightful! 217 00:11:02,101 --> 00:11:03,602 Coming! 218 00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:10,317 All right, fellas! 219 00:11:10,401 --> 00:11:13,988 Let's hope this turns out better than my other inventions! 220 00:11:14,113 --> 00:11:15,281 Everybody ready? 221 00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:16,740 Dipper, now! 222 00:11:27,626 --> 00:11:30,254 Huh? Whoa! 223 00:11:37,845 --> 00:11:40,723 Forgive me, boy. Your hyper-flammable merchandise 224 00:11:40,848 --> 00:11:42,641 is the only thing keeping me goin'. 225 00:11:44,435 --> 00:11:45,728 What in blazes? 226 00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:51,108 No! No! Nooo! 227 00:11:53,819 --> 00:11:55,446 Ready to talk now? 228 00:11:55,571 --> 00:11:57,281 I won't. 229 00:11:57,364 --> 00:11:59,450 I won't let you into my mind! 230 00:11:59,783 --> 00:12:02,995 What do you think, pals? Another 500 volts? 231 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,121 Hey, do you hear that? 232 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:12,588 What? I just fixed that door! 233 00:12:22,848 --> 00:12:25,684 It's the Shacktron, dude! 234 00:12:25,809 --> 00:12:29,063 They made the house into a robot. Fascinating! 235 00:12:29,688 --> 00:12:32,149 So the mortals are trying to fight back, huh? 236 00:12:32,232 --> 00:12:33,609 Adorable! 237 00:12:33,859 --> 00:12:36,236 Henchmaniacs, you know what to do! 238 00:12:37,821 --> 00:12:39,281 Take them out! 239 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,751 This was a bad idea. 240 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:56,423 Uh, hey, dudes. Is this thing on? 241 00:12:56,674 --> 00:12:58,175 Tes… 242 00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,761 Heh. Uh, I just wanted you monster dudes 243 00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:03,889 to hand over Ford, or we'll have to, like, fight and junk. 244 00:13:04,223 --> 00:13:06,433 Heh heh. Hey, you're a little cutie. 245 00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:10,145 I have butchered millions on countless moons! 246 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,439 Whoa. I liked you better before you talked. 247 00:13:12,564 --> 00:13:14,316 Real… real bring-down, this guy. 248 00:13:14,483 --> 00:13:16,235 Attack! 249 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,320 All right, dudes! 250 00:13:18,445 --> 00:13:20,322 Everyone! Like we planned! 251 00:13:20,406 --> 00:13:23,033 Three, two, one. Go! 252 00:13:35,045 --> 00:13:36,922 Ha ha ha! Good pig. 253 00:13:40,509 --> 00:13:42,344 Get 'em, gobblewonker! 254 00:13:43,637 --> 00:13:46,223 Hyah! Hyah! 255 00:13:46,306 --> 00:13:48,267 Oh, no, you don't! 256 00:13:57,317 --> 00:13:58,777 Everyone! Incoming! 257 00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:01,864 Does this thing have an escape hatch? 258 00:14:11,290 --> 00:14:13,167 Everybody! Maximum power! 259 00:14:15,377 --> 00:14:16,920 And… now! 260 00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:27,514 Guys, seriously? 261 00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:29,725 You had, like, one job to do here. 262 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:31,852 Bravo, Dipper and Mabel! 263 00:14:32,144 --> 00:14:33,604 Well, would ya look at that? 264 00:14:33,687 --> 00:14:35,397 Those kids really care about you. 265 00:14:35,522 --> 00:14:37,107 And you care about them. 266 00:14:37,357 --> 00:14:38,901 Don't you? 267 00:14:38,984 --> 00:14:40,903 What are you… Oh. Oh, no. 268 00:14:41,028 --> 00:14:43,781 Perhaps torturing those kids will make you talk! 269 00:14:43,864 --> 00:14:46,241 No. No! Not the kids! You ca… 270 00:14:47,493 --> 00:14:49,119 Lets get this over with. 271 00:15:01,298 --> 00:15:02,800 What the… No! 272 00:15:02,925 --> 00:15:04,593 No! No! No! No! 273 00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:09,181 Attack! 274 00:15:13,602 --> 00:15:16,230 Aah! My eye! Do you have any idea 275 00:15:16,396 --> 00:15:18,190 how long it takes to regenerate that? 276 00:15:18,357 --> 00:15:20,317 We've got him distracted! Now's our chance! 277 00:15:20,442 --> 00:15:22,569 Rescue team, move out! 278 00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:32,119 OK, everyone! 279 00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:33,664 We get in, rescue Ford, 280 00:15:33,747 --> 00:15:35,040 get out, save the world. 281 00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:36,834 - Piece of cake. - Just so we're clear, 282 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,710 if I die, I'm suing all of you. 283 00:15:38,919 --> 00:15:41,505 Hey, on second thought, maybe we could come up with a plan 284 00:15:41,672 --> 00:15:43,650 that doesn't involve us plummeting to our certain death. 285 00:15:43,674 --> 00:15:44,967 - Now! - Ahh! 286 00:15:51,431 --> 00:15:52,766 Oh, man, oh, man… 287 00:15:52,891 --> 00:15:54,393 Whoo-hoo! 288 00:16:15,163 --> 00:16:17,583 Oh, man. It looks even worse up close. 289 00:16:23,755 --> 00:16:25,465 I found Great Uncle Ford! 290 00:16:25,591 --> 00:16:29,177 He's golden! But not in the good way! 291 00:16:29,303 --> 00:16:31,638 Great. Grab him and let's get out of here. 292 00:16:31,805 --> 00:16:33,390 But how are we going to unfreeze them? 293 00:16:33,473 --> 00:16:34,766 I know! 294 00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:42,107 Gideon! What happened to you? 295 00:16:42,274 --> 00:16:44,359 Bill captured me. He's been forcing me 296 00:16:44,484 --> 00:16:47,321 to do cute dances in this cage for all eternity. 297 00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:50,490 I'm so tired of being cute! 298 00:16:50,741 --> 00:16:51,950 How do we undo this? 299 00:16:52,117 --> 00:16:54,786 Mayor Tyler. He's the load-bearing human. 300 00:16:55,037 --> 00:16:56,955 Pull him out, and the whole thing goes down. 301 00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:04,338 Aaah! 302 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:08,342 Ah. My mouth tastes like nightmares! 303 00:17:08,425 --> 00:17:12,512 Aah! I think I'm dark and tortured for reals now. 304 00:17:12,888 --> 00:17:15,515 This experience will forever scar Tad Strange. 305 00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:18,310 No more sailor suits! 306 00:17:20,312 --> 00:17:22,314 - Wendy! - Guys! 307 00:17:22,564 --> 00:17:24,066 Mom! Dad! 308 00:17:24,316 --> 00:17:25,776 Durland! 309 00:17:28,362 --> 00:17:29,404 My Blubs! 310 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:32,658 Don't you ever scare me like that again! 311 00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:39,957 Kids! Ah, you did it! 312 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,334 I knew I could count on you two. Ha ha! 313 00:17:43,085 --> 00:17:44,294 Fiddleford! I… 314 00:17:44,419 --> 00:17:46,588 I haven't seen you since we parted ways. 315 00:17:46,838 --> 00:17:48,048 You must hate me. 316 00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:50,842 I've tried forgettin'. 317 00:17:51,426 --> 00:17:53,553 Maybe I should try forgiving. 318 00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:55,430 Come here, old friend. 319 00:17:56,056 --> 00:17:59,142 Hey, good to see you too, bro. Now let's get out of here, huh? 320 00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:01,603 Listen, Uncle Ford, we don't have a lot of time. 321 00:18:01,687 --> 00:18:03,623 Remember how you told me right before you were frozen 322 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,023 that you knew Bill's weakness? 323 00:18:05,315 --> 00:18:07,734 Yeah, a secret way to defeat him? 324 00:18:07,859 --> 00:18:08,902 I… I do! 325 00:18:09,152 --> 00:18:11,571 Now, does anyone have a pen? Pencil? Anything? 326 00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:13,448 Ah. 327 00:18:14,366 --> 00:18:15,701 Perfect! 328 00:18:17,869 --> 00:18:19,496 Uh, we've got Bill outside, 329 00:18:19,579 --> 00:18:21,957 but I don't know how long we can keep him occupied. 330 00:18:22,124 --> 00:18:23,500 Yes, yes. Good, good. 331 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,002 Drawing a circle on the floor. 332 00:18:25,127 --> 00:18:26,795 Well, he's lost his mind. 333 00:18:26,878 --> 00:18:27,963 My mind is fine. 334 00:18:28,088 --> 00:18:30,048 And there is a way to beat him… With this! 335 00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:34,970 The world's most confusing game of hopscotch? 336 00:18:35,137 --> 00:18:36,722 No, a prophecy. 337 00:18:36,847 --> 00:18:39,641 Although it would be a pretty fun game of hopscotch. 338 00:18:39,975 --> 00:18:42,728 Many years ago, I found ten symbols in a cave. 339 00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:45,939 Some I recognized then. Some I only recognize now. 340 00:18:46,773 --> 00:18:48,233 The native people of Gravity Falls 341 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,985 prophesized that these symbols 342 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,430 could create a force strong enough 343 00:18:51,528 --> 00:18:52,738 to vanquish Bill. 344 00:18:52,988 --> 00:18:53,989 With Bill defeated, 345 00:18:54,114 --> 00:18:56,700 his weirdness would be reversed and the town could be saved. 346 00:18:57,534 --> 00:18:59,870 This whole time I thought it was just superstition. 347 00:19:00,037 --> 00:19:01,204 But seeing you all here now 348 00:19:01,329 --> 00:19:03,790 I finally understand that it's destiny! 349 00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:06,376 Dipper, the pine tree. 350 00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:08,670 Mabel, the shooting star. 351 00:19:09,129 --> 00:19:10,672 The question mark. 352 00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:12,841 This one's unsolvable. 353 00:19:13,341 --> 00:19:14,801 That one's easy. 354 00:19:14,885 --> 00:19:17,637 You've been rockin' that dumb hoodie since the seventh grade. 355 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,098 Whoa. Destiny hoodie! 356 00:19:20,265 --> 00:19:22,768 The tent of telepathy sign! That must be Gideon. 357 00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:25,520 Whoo! An excuse to stand next to Mabel! 358 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,689 Don't turn this into a big deal. 359 00:19:27,814 --> 00:19:28,814 Oh, I won't. 360 00:19:29,066 --> 00:19:31,026 I will. 361 00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:37,115 What the… 362 00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:39,993 Hey, Achilles! 363 00:19:41,161 --> 00:19:43,914 Nice work with the heel! 364 00:19:45,207 --> 00:19:46,208 Fore! 365 00:19:50,587 --> 00:19:51,713 Hold hands, everyone! 366 00:19:51,963 --> 00:19:54,132 This is a mystical human energy circuit. 367 00:19:54,216 --> 00:19:56,093 Ice? Who's Ice? 368 00:19:56,176 --> 00:19:58,053 The symbols needn't all be literal, Dipper. 369 00:19:58,386 --> 00:20:00,931 It just has to be someone cool in the face of danger. 370 00:20:01,181 --> 00:20:02,891 Wendy! Wendy! 371 00:20:03,016 --> 00:20:05,143 Shut up, you guys. 372 00:20:05,852 --> 00:20:09,815 Much like the spectacles need to be someone scholarly. 373 00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:10,982 Heh heh! 374 00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:12,818 This is freaky. 375 00:20:12,901 --> 00:20:14,778 Now hold hands, everyone. 376 00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:16,780 Ew! I'm not touching that. 377 00:20:16,947 --> 00:20:18,490 Do it, sweetie. Do the one thing 378 00:20:18,573 --> 00:20:20,117 no one in our family has ever done… 379 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,911 Touch the hillbilly. 380 00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:35,215 Great Uncle Ford, I think it's working! 381 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:37,926 Yes, this is it! 382 00:20:38,051 --> 00:20:40,178 The rest of you get out! It's too dangerous! 383 00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:44,391 We just need one more person… 384 00:20:46,393 --> 00:20:48,061 Stanley! Stanley, get over here! 385 00:20:48,145 --> 00:20:49,354 You're the only one left. 386 00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:51,565 You realize this is a bunch of hogwash, right? 387 00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:54,818 You really think some caveman graffiti is gonna stop that monster? 388 00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:56,987 Dang it, old man, now's not the time! 389 00:20:57,112 --> 00:20:58,352 - Come on! - What are you doing? 390 00:20:58,446 --> 00:20:59,432 You're gonna ruin this! 391 00:20:59,447 --> 00:21:01,950 I've never held hands this long, and I am very uncomfortable! 392 00:21:02,117 --> 00:21:04,119 Whoa. Hey, I'm not the enemy here, people. 393 00:21:04,244 --> 00:21:06,913 Don't forget who literally created the end of the world. 394 00:21:07,205 --> 00:21:10,458 I'm sorry, Stanley. I know. Just help me fix it! Please! 395 00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:13,795 Fine. Just do one thing. Say "thank you." 396 00:21:13,962 --> 00:21:15,589 - What? - I spent thirty years 397 00:21:15,714 --> 00:21:17,549 trying to bring you back into this dimension, 398 00:21:17,632 --> 00:21:19,551 and you still haven't thanked me! 399 00:21:19,634 --> 00:21:21,303 You want me to shake your hand? 400 00:21:21,386 --> 00:21:22,888 Say "thank you"! 401 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,265 Fine. Thank you. 402 00:21:25,515 --> 00:21:26,725 Now, see? 403 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:29,769 Between me and him, I'm not always the bad twin. 404 00:21:29,936 --> 00:21:31,479 Between "him and me." 405 00:21:33,523 --> 00:21:34,608 Grammar, Stanley. 406 00:21:34,691 --> 00:21:37,485 I'll "Grammar, Stanley" you, you stuck-up son-of-a… 407 00:21:37,652 --> 00:21:38,880 Don't jeopardize this, you idiot! 408 00:21:38,904 --> 00:21:41,323 - Everything's on the line! - Stop it! 409 00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:44,993 Join hands! 410 00:21:45,619 --> 00:21:47,537 Oh, no, it's Bill! 411 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,832 Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? 412 00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:52,709 Hey, Gideon, why aren't you dancing? 413 00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:54,419 Chop chop, huh?