1 00:00:00,090 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,307 - Marial, Marial! - Hmm. 3 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:18,310 - Don't think about it. - I'm not. 4 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:25,943 Fucking Catherine. 5 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:27,194 Right. See, I knew it! 6 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:31,365 - We are also in the salon. - Yeah. 7 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,200 Do you know if there's milk? 8 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,661 - Fucking hell. - Sorry. 9 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:39,665 George is in the apartment and Maxim... 10 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:41,208 It feels wrong in front of a kid. 11 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,839 It's all gonna be fine. 12 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,722 Yes, of course it is. 13 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,654 And just where have you been? 14 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:11,864 Shut up and sleep, Maxim. 15 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,010 What are you thinking about? 16 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,845 Work. 17 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:41,768 I must be a different leader, led by savvy head and not naïve heart. 18 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,353 That's how I always did it. 19 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:48,358 I'm not the child bride who took this place, 20 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:51,486 and, yes, my idealism and speechifying has a place, 21 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,572 but so does winning the battles, 22 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,448 so that progress is not all shimmering, ephemeral words, 23 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,410 but of stone and wood. 24 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,914 Uh-uh, so good at words. 25 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,041 It's pathological. 26 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,542 I must stop. 27 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,836 What about you? 28 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:10,297 What are your morning thoughts, husband? 29 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,340 Salt. 30 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,800 If you infused it with flavor, for instance, uh, 31 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,928 lemon or thyme or chocolate, perhaps. 32 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:17,346 To go mad for a moment. 33 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,931 Indeed. 34 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:23,227 Uh, also, I don't think I can sleep here anymore. 35 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:27,147 I stabbed a man here. We might have to sleep in my apartments. 36 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,232 Understood. 37 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:34,279 Oh, I was hoping to walk in on you making a baby. 38 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,531 I'm willing. No? 39 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:39,159 I could tell when Peter the Great put Igor in me. 40 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,204 I felt a searing throughout my entire body, 41 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:46,834 like a comet had landed inside me, and a burning behind my eyeballs. 42 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:50,546 I blacked out, and when I came to, he was smiling at me, 43 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:52,631 and I could smell sulfur. 44 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:53,924 Gosh. 45 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,927 Apparently the British ambassador's here to see you. 46 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,887 Johnny's here? I love Johnny. 47 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,848 To see me. 48 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,934 - Well, I'll come along. - Yes, you may. 49 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,019 Sounded like you're almost granting me permission. 50 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,397 - It's the way you heard it. - Yeah, must have been. 51 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:12,234 As I am a man of fierce blood and intent, who does as he wishes. 52 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,902 And I am the head of state 53 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,655 who must meet a man who is here on business with the head of state. 54 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,908 - Moi. - Well, touchette, and touchette moi. 55 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,952 Both those are not words. 56 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,288 This sounds deliciously like foreplay to me. 57 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:26,623 I can tell Peter is hard from here. 58 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,417 Oh! Hmm. I am indeed. 59 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,211 I will see the ambassador in half an hour, 60 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,047 once I have ridden some sense into my husband. 61 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,215 Marvelous. 62 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:39,803 No? 63 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,513 - No. - No, no. 64 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:59,281 I could, perhaps, take you from behind, if you wish, while you watch. 65 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,325 The plaintive, apologetic quality of the asking 66 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:04,119 ruins the thrill of the suggested event, so no. 67 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,376 No comet, I'm afraid. 68 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,964 Come and say a quick hello to Johnny. 69 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,841 I was always going to. Mm. 70 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,259 One rule between us. 71 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,261 Don't fuck and kill any more relatives? 72 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,513 Two rules then. 73 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:25,891 That, and do not get in my business. 74 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:30,229 Know your place, which is right where you are at this moment. 75 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,022 It is a place I am content in. 76 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:35,192 The burden of Russia is yours. I never cared for it. 77 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,611 Hmm. 78 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,368 Sex-infused salt. There'd be a market for that. 79 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,957 - Peter. - Johnny! 80 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,501 Rumors swirl that you're dead. 81 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,441 I'm not, but it is gratifying to see 82 00:04:54,442 --> 00:04:56,171 the look of joy and fear in people's eyes 83 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,339 as they lay eyes on me, 84 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,883 some hopeful I'm just a ghost haunting them. 85 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,845 - Welcome, I... - Waltz with me. 86 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,888 - What a night that was. - Ha-ha! 87 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,435 - Going, going, going, going, going. - And down you go! Oh! 88 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:16,233 Gentlemen, as entertaining and foolish as this is, I have a busy day. 89 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,151 Darling, can you go tend to baby Paul? 90 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,195 Arrange for us to move to my apartments. 91 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:22,531 And I believe the girls' school were hoping you could attend 92 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:24,491 their Choosing Relevant Ribbons Day. 93 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,952 Of course. Sounds marvelous. 94 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:32,875 I rode that one until he begged for mercy this morning. 95 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:36,712 Whoo! 96 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:38,380 Huzzah. 97 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,673 Ah, Empress. 98 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:43,010 Mm, you noticed? How nice. Sit, speak. 99 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,637 How can Russia help England today? 100 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,557 Your reputation precedes you. 101 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,309 Blood on my hands, brains in my head, 102 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:52,561 lust in the eyes of any man who lays eyes on me? 103 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:54,146 Well, I say. 104 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,356 I say, I'm busy. 105 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,425 So let's quit the pleasantries 106 00:05:57,426 --> 00:05:59,568 your country hides its monstrous appetite for blood, 107 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:03,280 money, and other people's land behind, and you get to the point. 108 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:09,161 Well, I couldn't imagine how you bested Peter, but perhaps now I can. 109 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,205 The American colony. 110 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,706 The War of Independence. 111 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,583 We really don't like it referred to as that. 112 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,835 We call it "The Ingratitude." 113 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,879 It's basically a peasants' revolt. 114 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,255 A firm hand is needed. 115 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,960 We have them battered after that latest round of battles, 116 00:06:22,961 --> 00:06:24,510 but not quite beaten. 117 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:28,472 It is in all monarchies' interests to put this idea in the ground, 118 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:30,182 along with all who believe it. 119 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,851 - What do you want from us? - 10,000 soldiers. 120 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,645 Overwhelm them with numbers. 121 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:36,605 One last assault should do it. 122 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:40,234 Sow the fields with their blood and let discipline be the crop. 123 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,403 And why would I do that? 124 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,782 - Do you know the island Menorca? - Off Spain. 125 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,367 All yours. 126 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,051 Beautiful, I go there twice a year 127 00:06:50,052 --> 00:06:53,201 to be naked in the sea, eating oranges. 128 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,331 Nothing better. 129 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,584 Sounds not enough. 130 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,461 Add in a friendship and alliance 131 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:02,881 with Europe's greatest power that Russia has oft sought. 132 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,174 Huzzah. 133 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,427 Oh, shame. 134 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:10,597 This is a good opportunity for you. 135 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:11,765 I can see you're savvy. 136 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,101 Well spotted, sir. 137 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,478 I will consider it. You may go. 138 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,021 Leave the cup. 139 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:23,277 Put this under your tongue. 140 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,821 It's bile taken from a pregnant beaver. 141 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:29,283 It will open your ovaries like Jesus' tomb on day three. 142 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:33,287 I'm not sure I'm quite ready to be pregnant again. I'm busy. 143 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:36,999 An heir and a spare? Safety in numbers always. 144 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:39,877 Plus, Peter has finally revealed a talent. 145 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,128 Fatherhood. 146 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,589 Keep him busy so you can work. 147 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:46,508 Always working the situation, aren't you? 148 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:50,095 Always expressing my love through considered action, yes. 149 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,806 You are a role model to the new me. 150 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,392 - Aw. - England wants a favor. 151 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:58,020 Wants to give us Menorca for troops for the American war. 152 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:02,691 The American ambassador is here. 153 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,234 I mean, they're not a country, 154 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,653 so what the fuck is he doing calling himself that? 155 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:10,490 "A guy from America is here" might be better. 156 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,117 Fascinating. 157 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,746 We best keep them apart. 158 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:19,708 Russia! 159 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:22,961 Pass the tomato purée. 160 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,054 - Maxim. - There's been a massacre. 161 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:35,557 - I'm going. - You are not. 162 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:38,977 - What? - I forbid you to go. 163 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,898 Don't try my patience, wife. 164 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:45,192 - Maxim. - I can smell him on you. 165 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,277 Really? 166 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,656 Oh. You really can. Oh, that's quite dreamy, actually. 167 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,491 I have to be nicer to him. 168 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:53,659 Thanks. 169 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,620 - You walk out of here and... - Bye, have a fun day. 170 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:02,084 She makes a fool of you at court. 171 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,130 Must be hard to concentrate on blessing 172 00:09:12,131 --> 00:09:14,054 when men are on their knees before you. 173 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,598 That's what prayers are for. 174 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:19,768 Help me with Catherine. 175 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:23,188 Go to that fucking heinous bitch and shake some fucking sense into her. 176 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:26,900 Might I counsel a little more patience and a little less profanity? 177 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,819 She likes you at the moment, is that it? 178 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:31,321 Yes, and that's the way I like it. 179 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:34,741 I need the church to be her friend so she will be its friend. 180 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,453 You just need to bide your time. Busy yourself at court. 181 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,122 Work on your marriage. 182 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:42,708 Couldn't resist, could you? 183 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:46,378 Make sure you grow together as a couple, and when his balls drop, 184 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:49,047 let's have a party, send him to military school. 185 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,465 That's funny. 186 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,968 Catherine, talk to her. 187 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:56,054 Marial, you are someone who, 188 00:09:56,054 --> 00:10:00,601 once in a person's heart, creates an irreplaceable space. 189 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:04,438 Let her feel that empty space, and she'll come back. 190 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,399 Don't go dance in the wound. 191 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,235 You're right, of course. 192 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:14,865 Always am. It's a gift. 193 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,326 I'll just... 194 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,661 take a breath. 195 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:24,625 I'm telling you, Empress, 196 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:29,588 I get fire in my blood and tears in my eyes when I talk about it. 197 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:33,091 We the people deciding our own lives, 198 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,260 the people communing and creating 199 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,972 a vision splendid of the society they want. 200 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:44,144 Gathering together and exercising their desires, their highest values. 201 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,230 "We the people." 202 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:47,898 It's like a grand experiment. 203 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,483 That's exactly it. 204 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:52,653 I have watched you try and fail here. 205 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,071 Oh, I... 206 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:57,533 Your idealism, it glows bright, 207 00:10:57,533 --> 00:11:00,452 but trying to lead a people out of a swamp of hundreds of years 208 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,413 of "this is how it's done," it's fuckin' hard. 209 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,290 So my failures are forgivable? 210 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,334 Noble is what they are. 211 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:11,213 And now that I've met you, I know that you will prevail. 212 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,717 You've got that "it" thing. 213 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,511 I do, indeed. 214 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,179 And will indeed. 215 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,723 I like that you are trying to forge an alliance 216 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:27,563 between passionate idealism and the practical art of, um... 217 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:30,732 Getting shit done. That's how we say it. 218 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:35,696 Exactly. I am engaged in the art of getting shit done also. 219 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:41,660 Can I just stop for a second? Because you are distractingly beautiful. 220 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,038 I need to take a moment with it. 221 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,291 Let me know when you're done. 222 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:51,044 Goddamn and wow, I am not done. 223 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,547 Whew! 224 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:57,384 But the business of my people demands 225 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,596 that I ask for loans and supply of arms from Russia. 226 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:03,223 They hammered us pretty bad, and us them. 227 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,310 We're short of weapons, but we are 228 00:12:05,311 --> 00:12:08,645 on the motherfuckin' cusp of victory. 229 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,940 I see, and you would like us to furnish them. 230 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,776 We the people would love it. 231 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:19,239 And then Russia and America will be bonded forever. 232 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:25,787 Excuse me... handsome person, I need a moment. 233 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,456 I'm busy, clearly. 234 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:30,125 I don't care. You fucking owe me. 235 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,169 You sit here because of me, 236 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:36,215 and now you love him and he fucks your mother, and kills her, 237 00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:37,883 and I'm the one who's punished? 238 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,302 Excuse me, Ambassador. 239 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:44,389 I made a commitment to the mentally ill in Russia and must abide by it. 240 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,641 Admirable. 241 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:48,727 Sometimes if you shine bright light in their eyes, it calms them. 242 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,895 Ah, I'll try it if she gets out of hand. 243 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,524 Worst case, a sound beating calms them. 244 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,071 - Did you want something? - To make the fucking peace. 245 00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:01,615 - Consider it not done. - I'm sorry. 246 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,368 I meant to be calm. 247 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,121 Look, you and I both know I... 248 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,013 make an irreplaceable space in your heart 249 00:13:11,014 --> 00:13:12,417 and you're going to want me back. 250 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,837 I haven't noticed that so far. 251 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:18,549 I have noticed a sense of liberation, from unloading secrets to someone 252 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,343 who will mangle, manhandle, and crush my heart at their whim. 253 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,095 Whim? 254 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:26,640 I'm at your fucking whim, Empress, so don't talk to me about whim. 255 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,016 I have business. 256 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:31,019 So he gets forgiven and I get, "Fuck you"? 257 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:34,731 You're his fucking... cockpuppet. 258 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:41,280 Guards, escort Marial... elsewhere than in my sight. 259 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:45,200 Oh, come... Uh... 260 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:52,666 I suppose now we can agree my advice was sage. 261 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,876 Agreed. 262 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,005 Let me just say it again. 263 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,340 "We the people." Ooh! 264 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,718 Does it not make your blood sing? 265 00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:05,804 They will start their founding document with it. 266 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,306 We need a founding document. 267 00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:09,433 Uh, we are already founded. 268 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:13,604 And do we care about these beaver traders against the English? 269 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:15,981 The British will win. They're bloodthirsty. 270 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,317 A cup of blood and a cup of tea. 271 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,736 We should side with the British. 272 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,030 Building a country from the ground up, 273 00:14:22,031 --> 00:14:24,239 from first enlightenment principles, 274 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,242 without the mud of the past dragging you backwards. 275 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,036 All men and women equal, 276 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:32,206 letting all pursue their happiness as they see fit. 277 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:35,417 I just heard a pretty good description of anarchy. 278 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,419 The British are a good friend to have. 279 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,005 They sided against us with Sweden and it hurt us. 280 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:44,593 They come out as allied with us, no one fucks with us. 281 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,429 We might need their help against the Ottomans. 282 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,932 What could the Americans do for us? 283 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:53,143 Bunch of raccoon traders and religious maniacs. 284 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,062 Very cult-like, the whole thing. 285 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:59,358 No central authority to curtail the spot fires of madness 286 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:02,778 that pop up everywhere humans are gathered in the name of God. 287 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:03,862 We're helping them. 288 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,323 Yeah. Orlo will have a view. 289 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,700 - Is he... ? - I don't know. 290 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,787 I think he left. 291 00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,330 Abandoned the cause. 292 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,250 There was always a lack of marrow to his spine. 293 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,222 I saw a look of great dissatisfaction 294 00:15:18,223 --> 00:15:20,879 in Katya's eye after a night with him. 295 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,841 Occasionally, I found her pleasuring herself in the chapel. 296 00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:25,592 Shut up, Archie. 297 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,052 To the task at hand, though. 298 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,972 The British, very bad enemy to have. 299 00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:32,641 I'm going to find Orlo. 300 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,564 - Lemon. - Orange. 301 00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:41,567 No, a heady fucking mix of both. Mm. 302 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,694 That on some eel, imagine. 303 00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:45,028 - Amazing. - Mm. 304 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:48,574 Arkady, you want to pay some attention over here? 305 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,033 Mm, that looks bad. 306 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,870 It smells fucking rank. I'm doing a salt tasting. 307 00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:55,664 - Maybe do this elsewhere? - Can you fix it, Vinodel? 308 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:58,917 Of course, medicine advances all the time. 309 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,294 Maggots. 310 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:03,380 Maggots? In my stomach? 311 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,175 They will eat the necrotic flesh, and you'll be good as new. 312 00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:08,177 Fascinating. Can we watch? 313 00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:09,344 Of course. 314 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,597 Probably two spoonfuls. 315 00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:13,974 - Fuckin' hell, look at 'em. - Ohhh! Ohhh! 316 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,851 Grigor Piotr Vasily Dymov. 317 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,519 Maxim, how are you? Look at these maggots. 318 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,104 Can you lean down, please, Grigor? 319 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,774 - Lower. - What are you... 320 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,068 I must defend my honor. 321 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:28,947 We will duel, sir, and I will have my satisfaction. 322 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,366 A duel! Ha! Brilliant. 323 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,827 I'm not fucking dueling you, Maxim! 324 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,455 What are you talking about? 325 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:38,540 - Pick the fucking glove up, Grigor. - Don't be a lob cock. 326 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,083 - He's 10. - 11. 327 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:46,131 - See ya in the forest, fuckhead. - Whoo! 328 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:48,383 - Don't eat that. - Ooh! 329 00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:51,803 Nobody wants a fat wife. 330 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,138 What is going on? 331 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,807 - He challenged me to a duel. - Ahh. 332 00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,770 - Maxim. - Yes, my dear? 333 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,648 - Pick up the glove. - No. 334 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:07,736 Go pick up the fucking glove. 335 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,405 No. 336 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:13,951 Go pick up... 337 00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,245 - No! - Ooh! 338 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,418 Oh, it tickles. 339 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,711 That's a good sign. 340 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:29,007 If it starts to fizz, call me. You'll only have an hour to live. 341 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,302 Where did Grigor go? 342 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,138 Forest, to practice. 343 00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:37,766 - Concubine. - Whore. 344 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,643 Look at my stomach, bitch. 345 00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:43,105 You crossed our beloved Empress. I only wish I'd taken the headshot. 346 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,648 You fucking kidding me? 347 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:47,484 No sudden movements, lest they migrate to the lung. 348 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,486 No one's buying this, Georgina. 349 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:52,155 I do hope one day you see the light 350 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:57,119 that the Empress brings into all of our lives, dear Tatyana. 351 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,250 Look at that fucker, 352 00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:05,836 Voltaire, sowing the seed of everyone's destruction. 353 00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,921 Do you mean syphilis? 354 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:11,717 No, I meant fucked-up ideas, but, yes, apparently syphilis as well. 355 00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:13,010 Where's Catherine? 356 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,303 She's gone to Orlo's. 357 00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,263 So she should come back along hallway four. 358 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,182 Right. 359 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,183 How's this? 360 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:29,610 So moving. 361 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,903 Thanks. 362 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,072 I think something terrible has befallen him. 363 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,657 You don't think he just left? 364 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,910 No, he wouldn't just leave me. 365 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,453 He left you once before. 366 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:40,913 Good point. 367 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,082 But he said goodbye that time. 368 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,084 He thought I let him down. 369 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,337 Yes, he did. 370 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,422 Thanks. 371 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,216 It's not your fault. 372 00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:54,426 It's one thing to read all of these books. 373 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:58,889 It's another thing to understand them, to turn them into action. 374 00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:03,519 Must be hard, infuriating to know how disappointed people are in you, 375 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,687 to see it in their faces, 376 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:09,733 hear it in their voices, feel their hope turn to rot. 377 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,027 I don't think that's happened. 378 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,071 Sorry. 379 00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,533 This has all gone a strange way. 380 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,202 I-I don't mean to speak like this. 381 00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:22,204 You're upset. 382 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,627 I'll find him, or what happened to him. 383 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,588 I think he just left, Katya. 384 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,391 Hugo? 385 00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,184 Shit, sorry. 386 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,271 - You're crying. - It's very unmanly. 387 00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:49,898 It's just news from Sweden. 388 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,568 Fucking massacres. 389 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:54,319 Democracy gone mad. 390 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:56,363 You need to impose sanctions. 391 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,823 I can't, Hugo. 392 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,035 Saw the American here. 393 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,955 Fuck me, the world burns. 394 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:07,875 What an exciting man and idea. 395 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,586 You shared this love and ideal once. 396 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:13,839 Yeah. I've been down that road. 397 00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,552 Protect yourself. 398 00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:22,890 Side with the British or you'll be crying in a foreign hallway. 399 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,100 And missing the cheeses. 400 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,603 Terrified you'll never see Stockholm again. 401 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,563 I'm sorry. 402 00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:31,440 Why did you lose? 403 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,942 - What? Honestly? - Yes. 404 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:37,279 Forget the fake tears for a second and honestly. 405 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,490 Well played. 406 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,785 Honestly, honesty. 407 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,163 That's what fucked me up. 408 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:49,791 I believed in everyone's goodness... 409 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,210 thought they'd be grateful for the agency 410 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:52,753 I was giving them over their lives. 411 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:56,882 I didn't control it, didn't play it clever. 412 00:20:56,882 --> 00:21:01,053 I just believed in the fucking people. 413 00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:03,263 Embarrassing when you say it out loud. 414 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,767 Not embarrassing. Meant you had a good heart. 415 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,310 Too good, perhaps. 416 00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:13,482 Oh, now they're real. 417 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:14,608 Yes! 418 00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:19,821 I'm just gonna leave so I can just cry for a bit. Sorry. 419 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,033 A sad little Swede. 420 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:27,204 Elizabeth, let's invite both ambassadors to dinner. 421 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,206 I thought we were keeping them apart. 422 00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:31,291 Where's the fun in that? 423 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,087 Twelve paces. 424 00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,463 Begin. 425 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:40,634 One, 2, 3, 4... 426 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:43,929 5, 6, 7, 8... 427 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:47,015 9, 10, 11, 12... 428 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:50,477 Aah! It's hard not to shoot over his head. 429 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,660 Your instinct is to go for a man-sized headshot, 430 00:21:52,661 --> 00:21:54,147 so definite advantage for him. 431 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:55,816 Small target. And he's a kid. 432 00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:57,901 Who knows what the fuck he'll do in the moment? 433 00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:01,154 - You'd better be ready for anything. - Eh, I am ready. 434 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:04,283 Don't fuck my wife! 435 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:05,576 Fucking hell. 436 00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:08,412 That was great. Paul laughed. 437 00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,999 How nice he gets to see his first duel. 438 00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:13,564 These are the moments between a father and son, 439 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,669 their first duel, first killing, 440 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:19,339 first fuck against a carriage, first pheasant in grape sauce. Mm. 441 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,009 - Yeah, maybe I should talk to the kid. - Fuck off. 442 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,302 You have to do this. 443 00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:25,470 But you also don't want to kill the little fucker. 444 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,598 So practice winging me. 445 00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:29,641 Really? 446 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:32,728 Yeah. Maybe left shoulder. 447 00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,771 I nurse Paul in my right. 448 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:40,277 Funny, I once had a dream you tried to kill me. 449 00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:42,654 - Really? I... - Grigor! 450 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:46,366 - Oh, hi. - What the fuck are you doing? 451 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,701 You're not fighting him. 452 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,203 It's a duel. He challenged me. 453 00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:50,954 And we really need to get some practice in, 454 00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,373 if you wouldn't mind fucking off, and also if you do mind. 455 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,750 Ow! 456 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,627 I'm holding Paul! 457 00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:58,462 - You fucker! - Enough. 458 00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:02,007 Marial, fuck off. I'll talk to you later. 459 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:05,135 Why don't you all kill each other? 460 00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:08,263 I'd actually love that. 461 00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:14,269 Right, let's get back to it. 462 00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:26,949 I'm not sure I can sleep in here. 463 00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:29,868 - What, why? - The birds. 464 00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:31,620 My mother on occasion put me in a cage with birds, 465 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,747 and I would fight them for scraps of bread. 466 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:34,998 In a cage? 467 00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:38,085 And people think canaries are sweet, but no, monstrous fuckers. 468 00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:39,878 - Right. - Mm. 469 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,172 Mm! Did you hear about the duel? 470 00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:45,133 - I just banned it. - What? No. 471 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,094 It is an archaic way to settle differences. 472 00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:49,596 Eh... While I applaud in a slightly baffled way 473 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,141 your desire for progress and change, 474 00:23:51,142 --> 00:23:53,851 not everything in Russia needs changing. 475 00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:56,770 You would really have Grigor kill Maxim? 476 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:57,960 Well, I'd worry more for Grigor. 477 00:23:57,961 --> 00:24:00,148 Maxim is the loose cannon, so to speak. 478 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,484 Uh, but we are, in fact, doing this for Maxim. 479 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:06,071 Absurd, but go on just for entertainment purposes. 480 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,616 His wife is riding another man in the salon in front of his peers. 481 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,410 He needs to be able to face them. 482 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:13,250 Once this is done, they can continue, 483 00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,122 and everyone, and most importantly he, 484 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:17,040 can hold up his honor and dignity, 485 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,042 and the three of them can continue as before. 486 00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:20,419 I'm banning it. 487 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:25,299 - A mistake. - Your opinion noted and ignored. 488 00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:27,634 In Russia, the only way out of marriage is death. 489 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,887 Mm. Noted with interest. 490 00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:32,222 - Hmm, funny. - Thank you. 491 00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,308 How do I look? 492 00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:38,812 - Stunning. - Fucking stunning. 493 00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:42,149 Look, the duel saves thousands of murders of spouses every year. 494 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:45,068 Trust me. The nobles need an outlet for griefs and grievances 495 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,445 beyond the whim of an emperor. 496 00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:47,730 Gives them some power over their lives, 497 00:24:47,731 --> 00:24:49,948 and it's a fucking good morning. 498 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:52,784 Gambling, coffee, Bloody Mary-infused foie gras. 499 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:54,828 I'm banning it. I already have. 500 00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:01,084 - Did you write "punishable by death"? - No. 501 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,087 Unless you wrote "punishable by death," everyone will ignore it. 502 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,176 - Peter. - Hmm? 503 00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,011 You didn't kill him, did you? 504 00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:13,847 You're gonna have to be more specific. 505 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,349 Orlo. 506 00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:17,643 Oh, fuck, forgot about Orlo. 507 00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:20,020 Uh, no, would've loved to, but no. 508 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:21,730 Are you lying? 509 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:26,193 No. That flaccid little fucker tried to kill me, twice. 510 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:28,521 So, if I had killed him, which I didn't, 511 00:25:28,522 --> 00:25:30,739 I would not stop talking about it. 512 00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:32,699 I would write a little poem about how I did it 513 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:35,244 and have Velementov recite it to the court in a high voice. 514 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:36,912 Yes, all right. 515 00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:40,249 So he really did just leave then. 516 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,961 - Strange. - Mm, and weak. 517 00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:46,088 Yes, and weak. 518 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:38,223 Ah. 519 00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:40,601 - Ambassador. - Ah, Johnny! 520 00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:42,811 - Let's drink. - Ah, yes. 521 00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,773 Join the ambassadors' wives, darling. 522 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,111 So, I see you've met our other honored guest. 523 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:53,280 Mr. Glover, the American ambassador. 524 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,657 Mr. Glover, Mr. Johnny Quirkton. 525 00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:57,826 - Right. - Sir. 526 00:26:58,744 --> 00:26:59,870 Ladies. 527 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:01,855 Now, I'm sure we can have a wonderful dinner, 528 00:27:01,856 --> 00:27:03,290 forgetting our differences, 529 00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:04,499 and just enjoying ourselves. 530 00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:07,085 - You're all going to die, fuckhead. - Right back at ya. 531 00:27:07,085 --> 00:27:09,880 - Gentlemen. - I jest, of course. 532 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,300 A pleasure, sir. A wonderful jape, calling yourself "ambassador." 533 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,760 Please, sit. 534 00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:19,932 Welcome, everyone. 535 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,099 Welcome, indeed. 536 00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:23,852 This fucking menu is a disaster, wife. 537 00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,270 Scrap it. 538 00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:27,773 Uh, we'll begin with veal and figs, grill some squab, 539 00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:30,609 then we'll roll it in my lemon and rosemary salt. 540 00:27:30,609 --> 00:27:33,320 Yes, that's right, flavored fucking salt. 541 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,905 Also, fry some olives as well 542 00:27:34,905 --> 00:27:37,824 and lash some bread with anchovies and butter, huzzah. 543 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,993 - Huzzah! - Thank you, darling. 544 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:41,662 Always seeking to improve the country. 545 00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,580 As we both do. 546 00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:46,375 - Huzzah. - Huzzah. 547 00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:54,174 I'm just gonna say you are stunning. 548 00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:57,052 You glow inside and out. 549 00:27:57,052 --> 00:28:00,097 Uncalled for, and a bit over, really. 550 00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:05,227 Not that you're not pretty. A bit pale for me personally, but, uh... 551 00:28:05,227 --> 00:28:08,272 Uh, did I mention how great Menorca is? 552 00:28:12,651 --> 00:28:14,278 All charm, okay? 553 00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:18,156 - No. - What do you mean? 554 00:28:18,824 --> 00:28:20,200 I'm sure we're invited. 555 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,869 You get Catherine for me. 556 00:28:21,869 --> 00:28:24,121 I told you we weren't invited. 557 00:28:24,121 --> 00:28:25,706 Listen... 558 00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:28,500 guard person. 559 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:33,672 I am the Empress's best friend, and, uh, yes, we had a little spat. 560 00:28:33,672 --> 00:28:34,882 She didn't mean it. 561 00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:37,759 She said to remove you forcibly if need be. 562 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,512 I came to be nice! Un-fucking-believable! 563 00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:44,641 Well, this is mortifying. 564 00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:47,769 This is lemon salt. Hmm? 565 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:51,899 Hmm? And this is rosemary. 566 00:28:55,068 --> 00:28:57,738 I'd love some of that. 567 00:28:57,738 --> 00:28:58,864 Oh. 568 00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:07,331 I mean, get on your knees and do it, if you like. 569 00:29:08,498 --> 00:29:12,669 You cannot let her side with America against the fucking monarchy. Hmm? 570 00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:14,379 I'm sure she's not. 571 00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:21,970 Just to be clear, you are in a war for my favor. 572 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:26,266 I'm unsure which way I lean, so let the battle commence. 573 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:29,269 Well, if ideas are the weapons, I have no fear of the war. 574 00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:34,274 Ladies and gentlemen, the United States of America. 575 00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:36,109 It's not a fucking country. 576 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:38,654 Vive le USA! The future is upon us. 577 00:29:38,654 --> 00:29:40,197 All right. Thank you. 578 00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:43,992 To Russia, and our Catherine the Great. 579 00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:47,246 We, sir, are creating an enlightened society to rival any, 580 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:49,998 and we are carried to it on her strength and these ideas. 581 00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:51,041 Huzzah! 582 00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:52,543 - Huzzah. - Huzzah! 583 00:29:52,543 --> 00:29:54,002 Hugo, sit. 584 00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:55,379 - Voltaire. - Hmm? 585 00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:57,172 I read everything you ever wrote. 586 00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:59,258 Of course, you did. You are welcome. 587 00:29:59,258 --> 00:30:01,593 And it fucked up my life! 588 00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:06,098 You lost your country as a little boy drops a toy, and now... 589 00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:09,268 - Fucker! - Whoa! 590 00:30:09,268 --> 00:30:10,811 Hugo! 591 00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:16,942 - The battle of ideas, wife. - Funny. 592 00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:19,945 Fuck him up, Hugo. 593 00:30:21,697 --> 00:30:23,782 - Gentlemen, some decorum. - My shoe! My shoe! 594 00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:26,410 We in the USA love passion. 595 00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:29,913 A fuck, a fight, a fortune, life! 596 00:30:30,497 --> 00:30:31,832 Suck the marrow. 597 00:30:31,832 --> 00:30:35,711 Great idea. Roast some marrow, and I shall lemon-salt it. Mm. 598 00:30:38,196 --> 00:30:41,925 Lizzie, this madness... Why is she entertaining this cunt? 599 00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:43,635 Make an enemy of us, is that what she wants? 600 00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:45,762 That's not what she wants. 601 00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:47,097 Right. 602 00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:49,349 She's playing me. 603 00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:51,268 I won't be played. 604 00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:53,228 What do you need? 605 00:30:53,228 --> 00:30:55,055 I need to leave here with that cunt's heart 606 00:30:55,056 --> 00:30:57,441 in a suitcase and 10,000 troops. 607 00:30:57,441 --> 00:31:00,444 Then you need to put something on the table that makes a woman happy. 608 00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:02,362 My massive cock? 609 00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:04,865 You've got something in your eye. Just there. 610 00:31:04,865 --> 00:31:05,865 Ow! 611 00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:09,369 It's an auction: bid. 612 00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:16,710 Oh! He's out! 613 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:19,004 American trade will dwarf the English. 614 00:31:19,755 --> 00:31:21,625 A friendship between us will unhitch you 615 00:31:21,626 --> 00:31:25,010 from this diseased wagon you call Europe. 616 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:28,138 Diseased wagon? A bit harsh. 617 00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:30,098 And it's our fucking colony, so our trade, 618 00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:33,685 so we will, of course, give Russia our favor in this regard. 619 00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:37,022 It's all a bit of a guess as to who wins, though, isn't it? 620 00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:38,357 For me. 621 00:31:38,357 --> 00:31:40,442 What do I get now? 622 00:31:40,442 --> 00:31:42,361 For instance, I hear Ibiza is nice. 623 00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:45,989 Ibiza, done. Balearics, all of them. 624 00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,910 Look at Catherine. 625 00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:53,622 Like an excitable little moth to a handsome flame. 626 00:31:54,623 --> 00:31:56,792 He's the sort of man you just want to ride. 627 00:31:56,792 --> 00:31:59,086 Animal and philosophy fused. 628 00:32:01,213 --> 00:32:05,801 Uh, Johnny, beaver boy, you coming to the duel tomorrow? 629 00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:08,887 Uh... there will be no duel tomorrow. 630 00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:11,431 Did you add "punishable by death" to the proclamation? 631 00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:12,766 I will. 632 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:14,852 Oh, witch. 633 00:32:14,852 --> 00:32:16,770 We all love a duel, do we not? 634 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:18,939 - Huzzah. - Huzzah! 635 00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:22,109 - Sit. - The people have spoken, and you love the people. 636 00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:25,487 Grigor, go and make peace with Maxim. 637 00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:26,864 Grigor, sit down. 638 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:30,075 Peter. 639 00:32:30,701 --> 00:32:32,202 It is just a playful debate, gentlemen, 640 00:32:32,202 --> 00:32:34,872 which the Empress loves we Russians to indulge in. 641 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,585 I actually need to see Marial. 642 00:32:39,585 --> 00:32:41,628 - Grigor. - You need to do this for the kid. 643 00:32:41,628 --> 00:32:43,380 You cannot live at another's whim. 644 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:47,342 Well, I can, and we all do and always have, so there's that. 645 00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:51,346 Eh, disappointing. 646 00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:53,265 Can we have a moment, darling? 647 00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:55,726 Mm. 648 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:02,774 What are you doing? 649 00:33:02,774 --> 00:33:05,277 I am doing the business of Russia. 650 00:33:05,277 --> 00:33:07,654 - Can you just be... - Yes? 651 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,531 Compliant and docile? 652 00:33:09,531 --> 00:33:12,117 No, not without you ripping my heart from my body 653 00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:13,911 and burying it under a ton of earth. 654 00:33:13,911 --> 00:33:16,663 I said one rule and you agreed. 655 00:33:16,663 --> 00:33:19,708 No, you can't fuck England over for a fucking colony of upstarts 656 00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:21,774 who apparently eat tubes of undefined meat product 657 00:33:21,775 --> 00:33:22,775 in bread on the street 658 00:33:22,776 --> 00:33:26,381 and is also pawing at you with his eyes. 659 00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:29,265 "Undressing and performing sick and sensual acts upon me 660 00:33:29,266 --> 00:33:31,762 with his eyes" is more accurate. 661 00:33:31,762 --> 00:33:34,556 And suddenly you're interested in Russia? 662 00:33:34,556 --> 00:33:37,184 Where was that when you were actually leading Russia? 663 00:33:37,184 --> 00:33:38,477 - I... - Badly. 664 00:33:38,477 --> 00:33:40,938 I haven't finished my sentence. Leading Russia badly. 665 00:33:40,938 --> 00:33:44,149 Ooh, marriage witch spoke of this careless lashing out 666 00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,734 as quite destructive to wedded bliss. 667 00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:47,830 I am in the middle of a cunning strategy 668 00:33:47,831 --> 00:33:49,696 that is so byzantine and dazzling, 669 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,530 you would be baffled by both its cleverness 670 00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:52,866 and the words it takes to describe it, 671 00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:54,701 so just stay out of it! 672 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:56,203 No. No. 673 00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:58,372 You need to get them to take a ceasefire, 674 00:33:58,372 --> 00:34:00,999 set a date for battle, arm up on both sides, 675 00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:04,962 - and just go at it, leaving us out of it. - Different plan. Different plan. 676 00:34:04,962 --> 00:34:07,923 Am I to stand by as you fuck up? That is not love. 677 00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:11,176 Letting the other person live as they wish is love. 678 00:34:11,176 --> 00:34:15,264 Then understand the duel is sacred to me and others. 679 00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:17,182 After my first, know what my father said to me? 680 00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:19,268 - Something ridiculous. - Quite the opposite. 681 00:34:19,268 --> 00:34:23,438 He said, "A man who faces his mortality and that of another man's 682 00:34:23,438 --> 00:34:27,276 has tasted life's bitter sweetness in the back of his throat, 683 00:34:27,276 --> 00:34:31,613 and each breath from then will be one of gratitude and compassion." 684 00:34:32,698 --> 00:34:34,616 - Fuck. - Yeah. 685 00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:37,119 Oh, he also said the unorthodox follow-up of mine 686 00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:38,537 to throw a knife at the other's throat 687 00:34:38,537 --> 00:34:39,830 was a proud father moment, 688 00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:42,958 especially as I'd shot the guy through the eye. 689 00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:45,335 Good story. I need to go back in. 690 00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:55,920 Mr. Glover, I would love to hear more 691 00:34:55,921 --> 00:34:57,514 of the many changes you will make. 692 00:35:01,727 --> 00:35:04,897 Maxim, can I have a word? 693 00:35:11,820 --> 00:35:14,198 Look, we don't need to do this. 694 00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:15,699 Disagree. 695 00:35:21,371 --> 00:35:24,917 I know how it is to see your wife with someone else. 696 00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:30,589 It's painful and sad and humiliating. 697 00:35:32,341 --> 00:35:35,219 I was the guy at court who everyone knew was cuckolded. 698 00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:36,720 But there's a way through it. 699 00:35:37,721 --> 00:35:39,640 We don't own each other. 700 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,851 We love who we love, and we live with the consequences of that love. 701 00:35:44,061 --> 00:35:45,646 I found a peace with it. 702 00:35:46,355 --> 00:35:47,440 And everyone at court thought 703 00:35:47,441 --> 00:35:49,233 you were a sorry little bitch and laughed at you. 704 00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:52,194 - Listen, you f... - See you on the grass. 705 00:35:52,194 --> 00:35:54,154 I'll fucking kill you, you little shit! 706 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:57,616 I will shoot you between the eyes and then sit on your head 707 00:35:57,616 --> 00:36:00,035 and eat cake and cream to celebrate 708 00:36:00,035 --> 00:36:03,830 as dogs eat at your dead anus. 709 00:36:05,499 --> 00:36:06,499 Right. 710 00:36:08,252 --> 00:36:10,087 You're dead, little man. 711 00:36:12,506 --> 00:36:14,842 - You can't kill him, Grigor. - Yes, I fucking can. 712 00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:16,718 Calm down. 713 00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:19,888 You need a second. We could hire one. 714 00:36:19,888 --> 00:36:21,640 They'll both fuckin' spray their shots. 715 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,517 We make them walk 40 paces. 716 00:36:23,517 --> 00:36:26,728 They have their duel, and everyone has a laugh and goes home. 717 00:36:27,563 --> 00:36:30,691 Dogs eat my dead anus? 718 00:36:30,691 --> 00:36:33,861 - Fuckin' hell. - Fucking kids today. 719 00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:37,155 Oh, we're changing everything, my friend, 720 00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:39,074 including how you spell "colour." 721 00:36:39,074 --> 00:36:40,993 You wouldn't dare. 722 00:36:40,993 --> 00:36:44,997 We're taking the "u" out of it. Rumor, tumor, and humor. 723 00:36:44,997 --> 00:36:47,165 No "u," just us. 724 00:36:47,165 --> 00:36:48,834 Dazzling. 725 00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:51,170 - Don't you think, Johnny? - Fucker. 726 00:36:51,170 --> 00:36:53,088 So get ready, because here comes the future, 727 00:36:53,088 --> 00:36:55,924 and it's called the United States of America. 728 00:36:55,924 --> 00:36:58,010 This tiresome earnestness. 729 00:36:58,010 --> 00:37:00,429 We call it passion and fire. 730 00:37:00,429 --> 00:37:02,514 I personally love it. 731 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:06,894 Okay, Ibiza as well as all the Balearic islands, 732 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:10,814 and one million pounds, in return for 10,000 men. 733 00:37:10,814 --> 00:37:12,941 Ooh, that sounds good. 734 00:37:12,941 --> 00:37:15,444 Ambassador Glover, what can you offer me? 735 00:37:16,570 --> 00:37:18,322 - Change. - Mm. 736 00:37:19,072 --> 00:37:20,782 Fucking wanker. 737 00:37:23,452 --> 00:37:25,162 What are you doing to me? 738 00:37:25,162 --> 00:37:26,830 What? 739 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:31,251 Those looks you're looking on me say you want to throw me down, 740 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:35,172 take a blade, slice my dress open in one swift movement, 741 00:37:35,172 --> 00:37:38,884 tear it from my naked body, and thrust yourself into my wet cunt. 742 00:37:41,094 --> 00:37:42,888 Or did I misconstrue? 743 00:37:42,888 --> 00:37:45,057 I'm a bit shortsighted, so... 744 00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:47,893 I find you incredible. 745 00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:51,188 Don't state the obvious, Velementov. It's beneath you. 746 00:37:51,188 --> 00:37:52,856 Sorry, I, um... 747 00:37:52,856 --> 00:37:54,858 I can tell you were once pretty, 748 00:37:54,858 --> 00:38:00,322 and now you're fucking ravaged by grief and alcohol, and I love it. 749 00:38:07,412 --> 00:38:09,206 Ohh. 750 00:38:19,591 --> 00:38:21,134 Fuckin' hell. 751 00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:25,472 Don't go with them. I know you don't want to. 752 00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:27,766 I can see it in your eyes, 753 00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:31,645 along with so many languid afternoons of lovemaking. 754 00:38:32,813 --> 00:38:34,982 My eyes need to calm down, then. 755 00:38:36,358 --> 00:38:38,318 I want what's best for Russia. 756 00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:41,530 I know your heart. I see it. 757 00:38:41,530 --> 00:38:46,201 And once my heart would've led me, but not anymore. 758 00:38:46,201 --> 00:38:47,744 Tell me the truth. 759 00:38:47,744 --> 00:38:50,581 Do you really think you can win this war? 760 00:38:50,581 --> 00:38:53,250 Their troops and supplies are depleted. 761 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,210 It's attrition now. 762 00:38:55,210 --> 00:38:56,685 Without reinforcements, 763 00:38:56,686 --> 00:39:00,007 the British will have to surrender in eight weeks. 764 00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:02,885 Eight weeks. 765 00:39:06,972 --> 00:39:08,640 Sell any salt? 766 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:12,811 The women seemed mildly interested as they deep-larynxed your fingers. 767 00:39:12,811 --> 00:39:14,855 Hmm. Make your deal? 768 00:39:14,855 --> 00:39:16,940 Hopefully not with the beaver salesman. 769 00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:20,027 I will finish it tomorrow, but not your business how. 770 00:39:20,027 --> 00:39:21,778 Jealous tonight, I think. 771 00:39:21,778 --> 00:39:23,322 You or me? 772 00:39:23,322 --> 00:39:27,951 I suspect, honestly, both. 773 00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:29,369 Mm. Powerful, love. 774 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:31,872 Powerful pain at seeing another prick one's interest. 775 00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:33,540 I mean, he is a prick, by the way. 776 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,667 If I wanted him, I'd have him. 777 00:39:37,085 --> 00:39:39,254 And I'd have their wives, but I don't. 778 00:39:39,254 --> 00:39:40,631 And you. 779 00:39:40,631 --> 00:39:42,424 What? 780 00:39:42,424 --> 00:39:44,676 You aim to rile me. 781 00:39:45,802 --> 00:39:46,929 I like it. 782 00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:48,931 I am not your cockpuppet. 783 00:39:48,931 --> 00:39:50,307 My what? 784 00:39:50,307 --> 00:39:53,769 I forgave you much. It gives you all the power between us. 785 00:39:53,769 --> 00:39:55,035 I am powerless in my love for you. 786 00:39:55,036 --> 00:39:57,356 You tried to kill me, and I did nothing. 787 00:39:58,065 --> 00:40:00,692 When she fell, did my mother look happy? 788 00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:02,694 Mm. Don't scratch the wound. 789 00:40:03,654 --> 00:40:05,239 You're right. 790 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,658 And who's got all the power? 791 00:40:07,658 --> 00:40:11,870 The one who made a mistake and knows he will never stop paying 792 00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:13,914 but is happy to pay, 793 00:40:13,914 --> 00:40:15,791 or the one who is wronged 794 00:40:15,791 --> 00:40:18,418 and has a stick to always beat the other one with? 795 00:40:20,462 --> 00:40:22,256 Make me forget. 796 00:40:58,876 --> 00:41:01,170 Very early. 797 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:02,880 Should we go back to bed and forget this? 798 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,758 I'd rather see blood spurt from your eye as you descend to hell. 799 00:41:06,758 --> 00:41:08,385 Jesus fucking Christ. 800 00:41:09,344 --> 00:41:10,512 I'm not doing it. 801 00:41:10,512 --> 00:41:11,805 I have a second. 802 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,852 Okay, fine. 803 00:41:16,852 --> 00:41:18,896 - Coward. - You know, maybe I... 804 00:41:18,896 --> 00:41:20,480 If all bets are on, 805 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,151 can we have the traditional toast and blessing and begin the duel? 806 00:41:25,652 --> 00:41:28,447 God waits for all men... 807 00:41:28,447 --> 00:41:31,700 and boys... with open arms. 808 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:34,453 A return to him is a return home. 809 00:41:34,453 --> 00:41:40,334 May we leave here honor upheld, dignity restored, spirits lifted. 810 00:41:40,334 --> 00:41:42,211 Huzzah! Great toast, Archie. 811 00:41:43,295 --> 00:41:45,464 - Let's shoot. - Yeah! 812 00:41:49,551 --> 00:41:53,555 One, 2, 3, 4... 813 00:41:53,555 --> 00:41:56,141 5, 6, 7... 814 00:41:56,141 --> 00:41:58,519 8, 9, 10... 815 00:41:58,519 --> 00:42:02,606 Maybe you could talk to Catherine about forgiving Marial. 816 00:42:02,606 --> 00:42:04,525 Fuck Marial. She doesn't like me. 817 00:42:04,525 --> 00:42:05,943 Everyone likes you. 818 00:42:05,943 --> 00:42:09,404 Well, true. "Besotted" is the word often used. 819 00:42:09,404 --> 00:42:10,489 Twenty-four, 25... 820 00:42:10,489 --> 00:42:12,783 It'd be good if you could weigh in on her behalf. 821 00:42:12,783 --> 00:42:15,035 I cannot. Grigor, don't be disloyal. 822 00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:16,245 I love her. 823 00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:20,082 Or sentimental. Your love for her will wither as she does. 824 00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:21,458 Your love for me is eternal. 825 00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:24,002 - I only agree with parts of that. - Forty! 826 00:42:27,965 --> 00:42:32,094 - Oh, shit, that's bad. - What are the fucking chances of that? 827 00:42:35,514 --> 00:42:36,765 Smolny? 828 00:42:38,058 --> 00:42:39,184 What happened? 829 00:42:39,184 --> 00:42:42,521 Grigor used a second. Through the eye from 40. 830 00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:44,982 Horrible, but in some ways impressive. 831 00:42:44,982 --> 00:42:47,192 - Who? - What happened? 832 00:42:48,151 --> 00:42:50,070 I won. See you at home. 833 00:42:52,281 --> 00:42:54,491 The other dead? 834 00:42:54,491 --> 00:42:57,244 We need to raise the dueling age to 12. 835 00:42:57,244 --> 00:42:59,621 I think that's something that's come out of today. 836 00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:05,460 This place. 837 00:43:06,295 --> 00:43:09,631 You gonna say something meaningful, are you? 838 00:43:09,631 --> 00:43:11,341 I might just skip it if you don't mind. 839 00:43:20,267 --> 00:43:21,894 Oh, Jesus Christ. 840 00:43:22,561 --> 00:43:25,355 I'm not praying, relax. 841 00:43:38,118 --> 00:43:40,162 You've got ambassadors waiting. 842 00:43:43,373 --> 00:43:44,583 Yes. 843 00:43:45,334 --> 00:43:46,567 How long do you think it will take 844 00:43:46,568 --> 00:43:48,962 to get the troops to the British in Louisiana? 845 00:43:48,962 --> 00:43:50,964 We estimate six weeks. 846 00:43:50,964 --> 00:43:53,133 Okay, thanks. 847 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:54,384 Send him in. 848 00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:58,138 Ah, Johnny. 849 00:43:58,138 --> 00:44:00,224 I trust you enjoyed dinner. 850 00:44:00,224 --> 00:44:02,643 Lovely, though I was up all night 851 00:44:02,643 --> 00:44:05,646 haunted by the threats to the King's language. 852 00:44:07,064 --> 00:44:11,193 We can have your troops there in ten weeks, was it, Velementov? 853 00:44:11,193 --> 00:44:13,278 Uh, y-yes, ten. 854 00:44:13,278 --> 00:44:15,572 Ten? I was hoping for six. 855 00:44:15,572 --> 00:44:18,951 I'm sure we could do nine. Couldn't we, Velementov? 856 00:44:18,951 --> 00:44:20,077 On my life, nine. 857 00:44:21,912 --> 00:44:25,582 Russia has, of course, a monopoly in the rhubarb trade. 858 00:44:25,582 --> 00:44:28,252 The current deal is priced at 20,000 a bushel. 859 00:44:28,252 --> 00:44:30,462 Yes, almost as much as gold. 860 00:44:30,462 --> 00:44:33,423 We'd like it to be more than gold. 861 00:44:34,007 --> 00:44:35,075 Good for us to own the trade 862 00:44:35,076 --> 00:44:37,261 in the most precious commodity in the world. 863 00:44:37,261 --> 00:44:39,972 Twenty-four, I'll need a promissory note now. 864 00:44:41,807 --> 00:44:42,808 In good faith? 865 00:44:42,808 --> 00:44:46,895 The troops will be there in nine weeks. My word. 866 00:44:48,188 --> 00:44:50,232 Done. Wonderful. 867 00:44:50,232 --> 00:44:51,358 Good-o. 868 00:44:52,818 --> 00:44:55,946 I hate to end it because it's been such fun. 869 00:44:55,946 --> 00:44:58,949 But we have a deal. Huzzah. 870 00:44:58,949 --> 00:45:01,034 Go defend the monarchies of all. 871 00:45:01,034 --> 00:45:02,411 "Color"? 872 00:45:02,411 --> 00:45:04,580 Motherfucking animals. 873 00:45:09,751 --> 00:45:11,003 Nicely done. 874 00:45:11,003 --> 00:45:13,338 Play is fun, it seems. 875 00:45:15,048 --> 00:45:16,925 Velementov, you may go. 876 00:45:40,699 --> 00:45:41,742 Send him in. 877 00:45:50,459 --> 00:45:51,460 Mr. Glover. 878 00:45:53,212 --> 00:45:54,880 I'm pleased to tell you, 879 00:45:55,881 --> 00:46:01,011 you'll have your money and supplies, and they'll have their troops, 880 00:46:01,011 --> 00:46:03,805 I fear a few weeks too late. 881 00:46:05,307 --> 00:46:08,435 America and Russia will be friends forever. 882 00:46:08,435 --> 00:46:11,688 Bonded by progressive ideas and an uplifted people. 883 00:46:11,688 --> 00:46:16,944 A shared fire in our hearts and the betterment of all humankind. 884 00:46:16,944 --> 00:46:19,321 - I believe it. - I do, too. 885 00:46:24,826 --> 00:46:26,620 I take your leave... 886 00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:30,040 reluctantly. 887 00:46:33,085 --> 00:46:36,630 Well... I do think 888 00:46:36,630 --> 00:46:40,634 there is one thing left between us on the table. 889 00:46:41,510 --> 00:46:42,761 There is? 890 00:47:00,153 --> 00:47:01,822 So, the duel. 891 00:47:01,822 --> 00:47:05,325 - I heard. - I know you're probably mad. 892 00:47:05,325 --> 00:47:07,140 Not really. It's a hard road to change, 893 00:47:07,141 --> 00:47:09,079 - but I have a plan for it. - Ah. 894 00:47:09,079 --> 00:47:11,415 Also I fucked the American ambassador on my desk, 895 00:47:11,415 --> 00:47:13,083 which has left me feeling kind of breezy. 896 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:14,376 Funny. 897 00:47:14,376 --> 00:47:18,213 I did it for us, and because I felt like it. 898 00:47:18,213 --> 00:47:19,590 Uh... Catherine. Wait... 899 00:47:19,590 --> 00:47:22,801 I know you'll be angry, pained, and broken-hearted a tiny bit. 900 00:47:24,636 --> 00:47:26,223 - What the fuck? - I know it's not the same 901 00:47:26,224 --> 00:47:28,182 as fucking and killing the other's parent, 902 00:47:28,182 --> 00:47:31,435 but I feel it's at least some restoration of balance between us. 903 00:47:33,395 --> 00:47:34,730 Fuck. 904 00:47:34,730 --> 00:47:37,608 It hurts, I understand. But you understand. 905 00:47:37,608 --> 00:47:38,984 Mm. 906 00:47:39,568 --> 00:47:41,069 You should probably break something. 907 00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:48,035 Fuck! 908 00:47:50,662 --> 00:47:51,914 I thought so. 909 00:47:53,457 --> 00:47:56,168 - Are you all right? - Yes, I'm... 910 00:47:58,086 --> 00:47:59,880 And it is just fucking, so... 911 00:48:01,131 --> 00:48:03,467 That is... it. 912 00:48:03,467 --> 00:48:05,135 It is, in a way, smart. 913 00:48:06,762 --> 00:48:08,263 I'm sorry. I... 914 00:48:09,097 --> 00:48:10,474 I did this to us. 915 00:48:10,474 --> 00:48:12,184 I'm sorry, too. 916 00:48:13,477 --> 00:48:16,980 But... we go on. 917 00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:19,775 We always go on. 918 00:48:19,775 --> 00:48:23,403 This... fucking love of ours can bear any burden. 919 00:48:23,403 --> 00:48:25,489 You are my great love. 920 00:48:26,073 --> 00:48:27,366 And you mine. 921 00:48:28,742 --> 00:48:30,661 Was he good? 922 00:48:30,661 --> 00:48:33,539 Not really. Was Mother? 923 00:48:33,539 --> 00:48:36,083 Not really. 924 00:48:45,050 --> 00:48:46,385 See you later. 925 00:48:47,803 --> 00:48:49,012 See you later. 926 00:48:53,767 --> 00:48:56,353 Make sure my husband doesn't kill the American ambassador. 927 00:48:56,353 --> 00:48:58,438 - I think he's leaving. - Good. 928 00:49:01,525 --> 00:49:04,194 I feel responsible. Like it's my fault. 929 00:49:04,194 --> 00:49:06,446 Well, you are. And it is. 930 00:49:11,034 --> 00:49:12,953 - Peter? - What's wrong? 931 00:49:13,912 --> 00:49:15,497 She fucked someone else. 932 00:49:15,497 --> 00:49:17,040 Oh, I'm so sorry. 933 00:49:21,545 --> 00:49:23,672 You don't know what it's like, 934 00:49:23,672 --> 00:49:25,883 the idea of another man's hands on your wife. 935 00:49:25,883 --> 00:49:27,676 It is fucking tormenting. 936 00:49:27,676 --> 00:49:29,970 I cannot imagine. 937 00:49:29,970 --> 00:49:32,222 Poor baby. 938 00:49:32,222 --> 00:49:34,725 Oh. Mm. 939 00:49:36,643 --> 00:49:38,562 This feels so familiar. 940 00:49:38,562 --> 00:49:40,147 And right. 941 00:49:44,151 --> 00:49:46,111 Oh, thank you, friends. 942 00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:50,449 I'm okay. 943 00:49:50,949 --> 00:49:52,743 All right. 944 00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:54,828 Let's go kill the cunt. 945 00:50:06,381 --> 00:50:07,508 Fucker! 946 00:50:07,508 --> 00:50:10,385 What? She told you? What the fuck is that? 947 00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:21,230 - Oh, no, you're good. - It was her idea! 948 00:50:21,230 --> 00:50:24,149 What? Let go of my head! 949 00:50:25,901 --> 00:50:26,985 Oh, yeah? 950 00:50:28,195 --> 00:50:31,990 Hah! I'll fucking eat you! I will fucking... 951 00:50:39,706 --> 00:50:40,874 Well played. 952 00:50:40,874 --> 00:50:43,627 I hear they both left happy. Russia happier. 953 00:50:43,627 --> 00:50:47,214 Thank you. I've just started. 954 00:50:47,214 --> 00:50:49,800 Oh, I see that look. Dangerous. 955 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,302 - And? - And I love it. 956 00:50:52,302 --> 00:50:53,303 I fucked Glover. 957 00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:56,181 - Lemon top? - Oh, of course. 958 00:50:56,181 --> 00:50:59,101 Thank God. Marvelous. 959 00:50:59,101 --> 00:51:00,310 You know what we need? 960 00:51:01,562 --> 00:51:05,107 We the people in a big fucking room 961 00:51:05,107 --> 00:51:09,611 and we start getting shit done together. 962 00:51:14,491 --> 00:51:15,826 You gonna stop it? 963 00:51:15,826 --> 00:51:17,369 In time. 964 00:51:18,161 --> 00:51:20,747 It's good for them to get it out of their system. 965 00:51:25,090 --> 00:51:30,090 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -